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Climax Control Archives / I AM FACING KRYSTAL WOLFE AGAIN
« on: March 22, 2024, 08:16:33 PM »
I AM FACING KRYSTAL WOLFE AGAIN

Narrator:  Bea Barnhart has been scheduled for a match against Krystal Wolfe to open Climax Control 389. Bea and Krystal have only one match against each other so this will be an interesting match to see who will come out of the match as the winner.

OPENING COMMENTS

When the camera feed cuts to the camera person who has been assigned to follow Bea Barnhart we see Bea walking in a lobby area but it does not appear that she is inside the TCC Arena in Tucson, Arizona. As the camera person follows Bea we can see people entering and leaving the location carrying luggage so we make the assumption that Bea is in the hotel where she is staying while working Climax Control 389. We do not see Bill Barnhart with Bea so we are not sure if Bill is in their hotel room or if he is in another location. The camera person gets Bea’s attention and they inform Bea they are live broadcasting. Bea invites the camera person into the main lobby of the hotel where she takes a seat in a comfortable chair while the camera person stations their camera to get a clear shot of Bea without interruptions.

Bea:  Thanks for joining me today. You are probably wondering where Bill is and that is a good question. Bill is not performing at Climax Control 389 so he flew back to Georgia to hang out with Iris for the week since he has the week off. Bill wants to give Iris some walks and cuddles and he also wants to have a deep discussion about the relationship between Iris and Pete the Cactus. Bill’s trip back home also gives our friend and neighbor, Andrew, a week off from taking care of Iris for us. Now back to me I am in a hotel located close to the TCC Arena. I am hyped for this upcoming match and nothing is going to stop me from winning.

I AM FACING KRYSTAL WOLFE AGAIN

Bea:  I will start with the history between myself and Krystal. We have only had one match against each other. That match was on April 11, 2021, at Climax Control 296. That was three years ago and that was also when I was new to being a wrestler in Sin City Wrestling. Although I am 0-1 against Krystal in our one match I will be 1-1 against Krystal after I defeat her on March 24, 2024.

Bea flashes a grin into the camera.

Bea:  Both of us have held a Championship in Sin City Wrestling. Mine was the Mixed Tax Team Championship and Krystal held the Bombshell Roulette Championship. I admit that the run of me and Bill as Mixed Tax Team Champions was very short but that does not take away from the fact that we were Mixed Tax Team Champions. Kristal has also held only one Championship that I can find information on. I give Krystal credit that she held the Bombshell Roulette Championship for around 9 months which is not an easy thing to accomplish. However coming off a 9 month reign as a Champion and accomplishing nothing after that is pathetic.

Bea points a finger into the camera during her pervious comment.

Bea:  One more thing I want to present is how me and Krystal measure up to each other. I come into this match at 5’5” and 130 pounds and Krystal comes into our match at 5’5” and 125 pounds. There is no height or weight advantage for either of us in this match. The only difference I can think of is that I carry a Genius IQ while I feel Krystal has the IQ of a potato. Looks like it is time for me to make Mashed Potatoes.

At her comment Bea bursts out in very loud laughter and it takes her a bit of time to recover and stop laughing at her comment concerning Krystal. Just as Bea is about to give additional comments concerning her match she receives a notification of a video call on her laptop computer so she picks up her laptop and sees the video call is from Bill.

BEA TAKES THE VIDEO CALL FROM BILL AND IRIS

Bea:  I apologize for the interruption of my comments on my upcoming match but I have a video call from Bill and I need to take it due to the difference in Time Zones between us at this time. This will not take long. Hi Bill! How are you and Iris doing?

Bill:  I am doing great and I feel good that I was able to give Andrew a break from taking care of Iris for us while we are on tour wrestling.

Bea:  Speaking of Iris where is she?

Bill:  She is in the other room sulking because I told her she cannot make a trip to visit Pete The Cactus since he lives around 3,000 miles away. Then Iris got more insulted when I refused her request to allow Pete The Cactus to travel here to Lawrenceville, Georgia, to visit with her. She sill get over it. I will give Iris some pizza and lasagna and while she is stuffing herself she will temporarily forget about Pete.

Bea:  Ha ha ha!!! The mental image I just had concerning Iris is too much. Before we end the video call I got word that Sin City Wrestling Management will allow us to bring Iris on tour with us but with the understanding that the permission to do so depends on whether Iris will behave and not soil the carpets and furniture.

Bill:  Iris will be fine, Maybe we can use the Blaze of Glory XII event to re-introduce Iris to the fans. There are a lot of new fans who have not yet seen Iris with us during wrestling events. Thanks for taking my video call. I apologize that Iris is being a jerk right now. I will close the video call so you can continue presenting your comments for Climax Control 389 for your match with Krystal Wolfe.

Bill exits the video call and the video call screen on the laptop of Bear goes to the main screen. Bea closes the laptop computer then she continues with her comments concerning her match against Krystal Wolfe.

BEA RETURNS TO COMMENTING ON HER UPCOMING MATCH AGAINST KRYSTAL WOLFE

Bea:  So, Krystal, what are you thinking? Oops! I must apologize to you. Why? Because you have pathetically weak brain so the concept of you thinking means your would probably end up burning out your brain in a matter of seconds. Rather than me asking you questions that would cause you to fry your brain cells trying to calculate what your answer might be. As for me I carry a Genius IQ of around 130 and since that is ten times what your IQ probably is.

Bea points to her head to indicate that she has a superior brain and that her brain will not fry responding to questions.

Bea:  As you may already know I was born and grew up in the Philippines. They take education and heritage seriously. I know the history of Australia and as I researched the history it turns out the majority of the people from Australia are descendants of criminals who were sent to the penal colony there. Must suck to know that your ancestors were criminals and their DNA is in your system. Hmmm. I wonder if. . .  Nah! I will not go there with the comment that came to my mind.

Bea flashes a sad face into the camera.

Bea:  There have never been any criminals in the history of my family. We obey the laws. We respect others. But when we are threatened with harm, either from criminals, thugs, or mean girls like you, we fight back. And when I say we fight back against threats of harm made to us I mean we fight back ten times more than those who are attacking us. I have left a trail of criminals, thugs, and mean girls, behind me after I kicked their asses and you are not an exception to that rule.

Bea waves her finger into the camera to show Krystal she does not take crap from anyone.

CLOSING COMMENTS

Bea:  Krystal you held the Bombshell Roulette Championship for nine months. Although that is not an easy thing to do when defending the Roulette Championship you did manage to hold onto the Championship for nine months. You know damn well that I have the desire to become the Bombshell Roulette Champion but I have not yet achieved that goal but it will come to me in the near future.

Bea informs the camera person that after her next comments she will be cone commenting on her upcoming match and then they can cut their camera feed. The camera person acknowledges what Bea told them.

Bea:  Oh, Krystal, how I wish our match at Climax Control 389 was a Roulette Rules match. That way I can prove to the world that I am worthy of a shot at the Bombshell Roulette Championship. I will not talk more on that subject at this time as none of us truly know what tomorrow will bring. However, Krystal, I do know what Sunday, March 24, 2024, will bring. It will bring me a win over you and it will bring you a loss to me. Just remember the classic line from the movie DIRTY HARRY where he confronts a punk on the streets and while pointing his gun at the punk he states to the punk:  You've gotta ask yourself one question: “Do I feel lucky?” Well, do ya, punk? Seriously, Krystal, do you feel you are lucky and that you can overcome me? Get real! Your luck ran out the instant Management placed your name on the Climax Control 389 Card as my opponent! If you do not like what I am saying in my comments today then at Climax Control 389 I dare you to shut me up! I friggin’ date you to shut me up! Good luck with that punk!

With the final comments of Bea the camera person informs Bea they will cut the camera feed at this time and Bea gives her approval and when the camera person cuts the camera feed our screen goes dark.


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Climax Control Archives / THINGS WILL BE DIFFERENT THIS TIME
« on: March 08, 2024, 08:37:32 PM »
THINGS WILL BE DIFFERENT THIS TIME

Narrator:  Bill Barnhart called me to let me know that his upcoming match against Peter Vaughn will be different than the previous matches he had where Peter Vaughn was involved in those matches. I will now turn you over to Bill Barnhart, along with his wife and Manager Bea Barnhart, in Santa Barbara, California.

BILL AND BEA IN SANTA BARBARA, CALIFORNIA

When the camera feed changes to the camera in Santa Barbara, California, we get a shot of Bill and Bea Barnhart dining at Longboard’s Grill on the Stearns Wharf which is located about five miles from the UCSB Events Center where Sin City Wrestling is holding Climax Control 387. We take note that Bill is having a Burger and Fries for his meal while Bea opted for a Seafood Combo that contains Shrimp, Crab, and Clams. Bill is having a beer with his burger and Bea has decided to go with a Sauvignon Blanc which goes great with all seafood items. When the camera person lets them know their camera is live broadcasting the two make comments on Bill’s upcoming match while they are eating their meals.

Bea:  Hi and welcome to our table at Longboard’s Grill on Stearns Wharf in Santa Barbara. That is wharf as in it is a pier and not Worf the Klingon from Star Trek. I had to clarity that since there are a lot of low IQ people out there who are always confused.

Bill:  Wow! You seem like you are in a bad mood today Bea. Are you upset that you lost your Roulette Championship match against Bobbie Dahl?

Bea:  You know me better than that Bill. The rules were straight up when the Roulette Wheel determined the type of match we were to have. The rules were that a wrestler can get the win by climbing out of the cage that was surrounding the ring and landing on the arena floor first, or they could get a pinfall or submission on their opponent inside the cage. When Bobbie charged me her momentum slammed us both into the cage and the cage collapsed. I ended up on the part of the cage that stayed on the wrestling mat and Bobble landed on a portion that was hanging over the arena floor and she rolled off of the cage and landed on the arena floor for the win. I am not going to complain about that as it was totally within the rules of the match.

Bill:  I know you really want to earn the Roulette Championship since I have held it twice and I know you are doing the best you can in those matches. Keep up the great work. Do not over-do the matches. Just get in the ring, do your thing, and emerge the winner.

Bea:  Thanks Bill. If you will excuse me I will continue my meal while you present comments on your upcoming match against Peter Vaughn. I don’t want my seafood to get cold.

Bill:  Although I just started on my burger I am okay even if the burger gets cold. I am having fun wrestling and supporting Bea in her matches. I will get into my comments shortly but I want the viewers to see a video I took when I returned to Lawrenceville, Georgia, after my Blood Bath Brawl match at My Bloody Valentine V, where our Family Doctor, Doctor Kim, examined me and gave me full clearance to wrestle. While the viewers are watching that video I can finish most of my meal.

The camera person informs Bill and Bea that he will cut his camera feed so the Network can show the video Bill sent to them concerning his visit with his Doctor Kim who is his family doctor.

VIDEO OF BILL BARNHART VISITING HIS FAMILY DOCTOR, DOCTOR KIM, IN DULUTH, GEORGIA, AFTER HIS BLOOD BATH BRAWL MATCH AT MY BLOODY VALENGINE V

When the video starts we see Bill Barnhart in one of the examination rooms where his family doctor, Doctor Kim, is examining him to ensure he is okay after his Blood Bath Brawl at My Bloody Valentine V. Doctor Kim finishes the examination and he talks to Bill about the results.

Doctor Kim:  I cannot find anything in the way of injuries on you Bill. Even though your Blood Bath Brawl match was a brutal one you came away from that match is outstanding condition.

Bill:  That is great news Doctor Kim.

Doctor Kim:  Getting hit with a Kendo Stick, especially to the had, is usually a debilitating injury Bill. The fact that you have a hard head prevented you from serious injury. I was concerned when I watched your match and saw that you also got hit with a lead pipe to your head. There is a major difference between a Kendo Stick and a lead pipe. Even though I did a CAT scan and other types of scans I could not find anything classified as damage that would prevent you from wrestling. I give you a full clearance to wrestle whenever you feel like it.

Bill:  Thanks Doctor Kim. Always good to see you.

At that last comment the end of the video arrives. Once the end of the video passes the Network returns the feed to the camera person assigned to Bill and Bea Barnhart. When the scene comes back on we see that Bea has finished her seafood meal and Bill is nearly done with his Burger meal. When informed by the camera person they are again live broadcasting Bill continues with his comments.

THINGS WILL BE DIFFERENT THIS TIME AGAINST PETER VAUGHN

Bill:  Well, Peter, here we go again. But before you get a big ego and hurl insults my way I wish to inform the viewers about the three previous matches we both were involved in. One was a Singles match. One was a Triple Threat match. And the other one was a Four-Way match. I did not win any of those three matches but things will be different this time around. Why would I state that this time around things will be different? It is easy for any wrestler, regardless of how pathetic they are, to win in a Triple Threat or Four-Way match. All they have to do is cower in a corner while the other wrestlers in the match brawl and then when the other wrestlers get worn down the coward wrestler can take advantage of them. No, Peter, that crap cannot happen in our upcoming match at Climax Control 387 because it is just you and me. If you are looking past me to your match scheduled for Blaze Of Glory XII against Miles Kasey for the Internet Championship then you are more ignorant than I thought. If you want to look past me to your Internet Championship match against Miles Kasey then please do so. It only hurts you while it makes me happy that you are distracted during our match.

Bea:  Rest assured that while I am at ringside serving as your Manager I am there to ensure there are no distractions by people associated with Peter Vaughn and that none of his friends or associates try to interfere in your match. I am disgusted with your opponents running scared to the point where they need to use interference from their friends to illegally win matches.

Bill:  Nice that you have my back in my matches and that you ensure the Referee assigned to those matches adheres to the rules and keeps focused on the match in progress.

CLOSING COMMENTS

Bill:  Oh, Peter, how arrogant and bragging you are. Obviously you have a way better opinion of yourself that others have of you. You have only had ONE Singles match against me and you won that match by Pinfall. The other two matches were a Triple Threat match and a Four Wrestler match so your wins in those matches apply to all the wrestlers involved in those matches. . .not just me.

Bea:  Peter I will let you know now that when the match starts if there is any interference on your side of the match. . .or illegal activity. . .or violations of the rules of the match. . .I will ensure you get called on it and, if necessary, the Referee assigned to the match will Disqualify you. Time after time after time I have to endure Bill getting disrespected by pathetic wrestlers who are afraid to be in the ring against him. They know if they adhere to the rules of the match, and refrain from hiring friends to interfere in the match, that they will lose to Bill. Get used to us ensuring the Referees adhere to their contracts to call matches in accordance with the rules as we are not going to take that crap any longer.

Bill:  Me and Bea recently started looking into the names people have to determine what the meaning of their names mean. Here are the meanings of my name and the name of Bea. The meaning of the name Bill or William, is RESOLUTE PROTECTOR and the meaning of the name Barnhart means AS STRONG AS A BEAR and the meaning of the name Bea means BRINGER OF HAPPINESS. Wow! That’s some great stuff! Bea would you present what the meaning of the names Peter and Vaughn mean?

Bea:  Sure thing Bill. The name Peter means a...uh...you know...a male thing that is between his left. The name Vaughn means small. Ohhhh!!! That means the name of Peter Vaughn means. . .uh. . .a small male sexual appendage thing. I will leave it there Bill.

Bill:  Har har har!!! Are you being serious with those meanings of his name?

Bea:  Yep! Damn serious! If anyone doubts what my research revealed then go look it up for yourselves.

Bill:  Well, Peter Vaughn, I have had my say for today. Leading up to our match I am looking forward to defeating you so that when you finally have your match against Miles Kasey for a chance at the Internet Championship you will automatically be at a disadvantage against Miles. Sorry to be the bringer of bad news but life sucks at times and life is going to suck for you in our match and your life will suck again when you face Miles Kasey for the Internet Championship at Blaze Of Glory XII. Enjoy your trip down Loser Lane because I am the one driving you down Loser Lane to bring you to the Trash Landfill. Har har har!

Bea informs the camera person they are done with their comments and they can cut their camera feed. The camera person calls into the Network to inform them and the Network takes control of the broadcast and they cut the feed to the camera person assigned to Bill Barnhart and the Network returns to regularly scheduled programming for this time slot.


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Climax Control Archives / THIS IS MY TIME TO BECOME ROULETTE CHAMPION
« on: March 01, 2024, 08:59:05 PM »
THIS IS MY TIME TO BECOME ROULETTE CHAMPION

Narrator:  After the official Card for Climax Climax control 386 was announced I spoke with Bea Barnhart and I’m telling you that Bea is confident she will easily earn the Roulette Championship against Bobbie Dahl. Bea also had some choice words for Bobbie Dahl but I will let Bea present her comments to you rather than having me step on her comments. With that said I turn you over to Bea Barnhart who is in Long Beach, California, for Climax Control 386.

When the scene opens we see Bea and Bill Barnhart at The Stand Up Comedy Club in Long Beach, California. We see a sign that says that their friend and neighbor in Lawrenceville, Georgia, Andrew, is doing a short stand-up comedy routine so they came to see him perform some new material.

Bea:  When Andrew called to let us know he was coming to Long Beach to perform at a Comedy Club I was so happy. Andrew told us he placed Iris in boarding at Camp Bow Wow in Lawrenceville, Georgia, so she will be fine until Andrew returns to Lawrenceville.

Bill:  Andrew told me he is trying out some new material to see how this crowd reacts in areas outside of the State of Georgia. Depending on their reaction to his material he said he will either continue to use it for a time or change out the material to be more interesting and amusing for the different audiences. He said he asked to be the opening act as he has a short presentation and then he needs to catch a flight back to Atlanta to return home to Lawrenceville.

The Emcee for this stand-up comedy event steps to the mic and introduces Andrew.

Emcee:  Our first stand-up comedian for tonight comes from Lawrenceville, Georgia. He asked to be the opening act as he is presenting some of his new material to see what reactions he gets, so his time at the mic will be short. Please give him feedback during his presentation and please give a rousing welcome for Andrew Eide!!!

The crowd applauds and cheers as Andrew steps up to the mic and we can only hope that his material will be enough laughs so that Andrew will continue to include some of his new material in his future stand-up comedy routines.

Andrew:  There are some songs where people thought the lyrics said a certain thing and then they found out the real lyrics were something else. One example is the Rolling Stones song ANGIE. My friend told me he always thought the lyrics said IN JAIL. . .IN JAIL...then twenty years later he found out the lyrics said ANGIE. . .ANGIE.

Audience light laughter.

Andrew:  In the Queen song Bohemian Rhapsody the true lyrics are “Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for me” and my friend told me he always thought the lyrics were “Beelzebub is the Devil’s disciple” and I am going HUH! Because I knew what the real lyrics were.

Audience moderate laughter.

Andrew:  They say that Owls are extremely smart. If that’s the case why are they always going WHO? WHO? WHO?

Audience moderate laughter.

Andrew:  My closing item is one of those cross the road items. So why did the Cow cross the road?

The audience yells out WE DON’T KNOW! WHY DID THE COW CROSS THE ROAD?

Andrew:  To get to the Udder side!!!

The audience bursts out in loud laughter. Andrew ends his stand-up comedy routine by thanking the audience then he steps off the stage to join Bea and Bill at their table.

Bea:  Nice new material Andrew. I like that you jumped to different topics and with items that make the audience members think.

Bill:  Nice work Andrew. Are you staying for Climax Control 386 where Bea is wrestling Bobbie Dahl for the Roulette Championship?

Andrew:  Sorry I can’t stay as I have a stand-up comedy assignment to do in Lawrenceville, Georgia, so I have to return to Lawrenceville this evening. I also have Iris in boarding at Camp Bow Wow and I want to bring her home where she is more comfortable. Thanks for coming to see me run some new material to the audience. From the reactions I got from the new material I may include some of it in my upcoming stand-up comedy routines.

Andrew stands up and excuses himself so he can catch his flight back to Atlanta, Georgia. Bill and Bea again thank Andew for inviting them to the stand-up comedy club to see him present his new information.

Bea and Bill look into the camera and they inform the viewers they will return to their hotel room and that Bea will continue her comments leading up to her Roulette Championship match against Bobbie Dahl at Climax Control 386 from their hotel room. The Network puts up a notification that they will return shortly to continue with Bea’s comments concerning her upcoming match at Climax Control 386. The Network then cuts back to regularly scheduled programming for this time slot.

AFTER A SHORT TIME THE NETWORK RETURNS TO BROADCASTING BEA AND BILL AT THEIR HOTEL ROOM IN LONG BEACH WHERE BEA CONTINUES HER COMMENTS CONCERNING HER UPCOMING ROULETTE CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH.

The camera shot shows Bea and Bill sitting next to each other in comfortable chairs. The camera person lets them know they are again live broadcasting.

Bea:  I would like to welcome everyone back as we are again live broadcasting. This time we are in our hotel room in Long Beach, California. Do you want to know something Bill?

Bill:  Sure. But I want you to know that I’m on camera with you to provide support for your Roulette Championship match at Climax Control 386 against Bobbie Dahl. It is your match so I would like to keep my comments to myself if that is okay with you. That is, of course, unless you ask me a direct question and want a response from me.

Bea:  Actually I would like you comment on what I’m about to say. You remember Andrew’s comedy routine where he uses the joke WHY DID THE COW CROSS THE ROAD? TO GET TO THE UDDER SIDE right?

Bill:  Of course I remember that joke from Andrew.

Bea:  Well I have one for Bobbie Dahl.

Bill:  I may regret this but please present your item for Bobbie Dahl.

Bea:  WHY DID BOBBIE DAHL CROSS THE ROAD? BECAUSE I PICKED HER FAT ASS UP WITH A FORKLIFT, DROVE HER TO THE OTHER SIDE, AND DUMPED HER ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ROAD!

Bill:  Oh, my! I wasn’t expecting that one Bea! Just be careful as Bobbie Dahl is 110 pounds heavier than you. Bobbie could trip over her boot laces and fall on top of you and you might get hurt.

Bea:  I don’t give a damn how much taller or heavier any of my opponents are. Nothing will stop me from earning the Roulette Championship this time!

Bill:  Nice for you to be confident. Now if you will please excuse me I will sit off to the side as this camera time is for you to present your comments for your Bombshell Roulette Championship match against Bobbie Dahl.

Bill stands up and moves to the side where the camera cannot get a shot of Bea and him at the same time so that Bea is the focus of the presentation.

STATISTICS

Bea:  Well, Bobbie, it won’t be much longer when the two of us step into the ring with you as the defending Bombshell Roulette Champion and me as the challenger for the Bombshell Roulette Championship. You defeated Alexandra Callaway for the Roulette Championship. So with that said let me tell you my win-loss record against Alexandra Callaway. I am 2-1 against Alexandra Callaway. You also recently defended the Bombshell Roulette Championship against Harper Mason. Want to know what my win-loss record is against Harper Mason? I am 1-0 against Harper. I admit that way way way back in May 2020, I had a match against you and I lost that match by pinfall. Also I was new to being a wrestler and our match in 2020 was only my ninth match as a wrestler. A hell of a lot has changed since then. I wouldn’t be opposite you in this match as the challenger for the Bombshell Roulette Championship if I didn’t earn my shot. If you think I am going to waste this opportunity then it proves you are not thinking clearly. I am walking into our match as the challenger and I am walking away from our match as the newly crowned Sin City Wrestling Bombshell Roulette Champion.

Bea pauses her comments to ask Bill if he wishes to add to her comments and Bill informs Bea that he will not comment at this time Bea is free to continue with her comments.

THE BOTTOM LINE AND THE ONLY VALID OPTION FOR THE OUTCOME OF THE MATCH

Bea:  Bobbie I want you to listen intently and pay attention to what I’m saying. I know. . .I know. . .you focus on the dinner bell instead of other things as your weight proves that conclusion. You may think you will be able to waddle your fat ass into our match and easily dispose of me and walk away as still the Bombshell Roulette Champion. Well, Bobbie, what you think doesn’t mean a damn thing to me as I’m the one who is going to easily dispose of you and I will walk away as the newly crowned Bombshell Roulette Champion.

Bea flashes a smile.

Bea:  Bobbie you may be heavier than me but you do not have an advantage over me simply because you are obese. You are also one inch shorter than I am. The downside, for you anyway, is that with you carrying 110 pounds more weight than me you will get tired, exhausted, and worn down, quickly because you have to use most your energy to lug your fat ass around the ring. Knowing how people with your condition are maybe all that is needed to get the win over you is to have one of the fans toss a Snickers Bar into the ring and you will knock yourself out diving on top of the Snickers Bar for a quick snack. HA HA HA!!!

Bea takes a bit of time to recover from her laughing over her comment about Bobbie Dahl diving onto a Snickers Bar.

Bea:  Let me put this straight up to you. . .of course by using simple phrases and terms so that you will understand what I’m saying. . .because you need to be well informed of where you stand when facing me. I will try not to talk too fast so that you will be able to understand what I’m saying. I am quicker than you in the ring. I will run rings around you since you have to lug around extra weight and I don’t have that weight problem. I have a 130 IQ which puts me in the Genius category which means I can out-think you as fast as the speed of light. I have many maneuvers and holds that result in opponents submitting to me. Oh how I enjoy an opponent getting locked in one of my submission holds and listening to them beg me to release the hold, and begging the Referee to make me release the hold, and listening to the Referee tell opponent that I’m not doing anything illegal or against the rules.

Bea chuckles.

Bea:  Trust me on this one Bobbie. You are not able to intimidate and scare me. However I’ve heard people talking that when you walk into an All-You-Can-Eat Buffet the owners of the Buffet are intimidated because they know they will go bankrupt after you finish eating. Har har har!!! Try to intimidate me Bobbie! I dare you to try! Let me give you a Tagalog phrase to let you know what I honestly think of you. That phrase is IKAW AY ISANG MATABANG BABOY and the literal translation is YOU ARE A FAT PIG and if you take offense to that then try to shut me up. Good luck trying to shut me up Bobbie.

Bea lets out an sinister laugh.

Bea:  Bobbie people have asked me questions about how I feel being in various wrestling matches and I have always given them my honest responses. Here are a few of those questions and my responses to them. I am often asked if I feel bad having a 130 Genius level IQ while facing opponents who have an IQ level lower than a pile of dog shit. My response? Nah! I don’t feel bad being more intelligent than my opponents. I am often asked if I feel good when forcing an opponent to submit for my win in the match? Absolutely! Positively! Without a doubt! I feel fantastic when I have an opponent locked into a submission hold and they whine, cry, scream out from the pain, and beg the Referee to stop the match! Recently I’ve been having everyone ask me if I honestly believe I will defeat you to become the next Sin City Wrestling Bombshell Roulette Champion and my response is a resounding HELL YEAH I WILL DEFEAT BOBBIE DAHL AND BECOME THE NEXT BOMBSHELL ROULETTE CHAMPION!!!

Bea gives a sad look into the camera before flashing a huge smile into the camera.

Bea:  I’m sorry, Bobbi, that I verbally slam dunked you. . .verbally humiliate you. . .and verbally reveal the truth about how pathetic you are. Then again someone had to do it so I took the opportunity and verbally slam dunked you. You were warned by many people that I’m not someone you should take lightly but of course you failed to listen to the warnings. What happens to you in our match will be because you failed to listen to me and everyone else.

Bea informs the camera person she will make her final comments and when she is done they can cut their camera feed.

Bea:  Bobbie you think you are a mean girl but you don’t know what a mean girl is. I defeated a gang of mean girls from my High School and College in the Philippines and I walked away without a scratch but all the mean girls left the scene as damaged goods. After me and Bill moved to Lawrenceville, Georgia, I was shopping in Sugarloaf Mills Mall in Lawrenceville. A gang of around 6 to 8 mean girls got themselves into their mean sarcastic mode. I tried to ignore them but they started pushing and shoving me and demanding a fight. I told them I don’t feel like fighting 6 to 8 of them at the same time but I would love to fight them one at a time. Those mean girls at the mall didn’t like that suggestion, as they prefer to work together as a pack, so they rushed me. Guess what happened Georgie? I whupped all their asses and left them on the floor of the mall with bruises, cuts, and broken bones. Those mean girls tried to convince Mall Security and Gwinnett County Police that I started the fight but the security camera footage proved they started the fight and they were arrested. Me? I left Sugarloaf Mills Mall and went free of charges as I was in self-defense mode.

Bea roars with laughter.

Bea:  When the Roulette Wheel gets the spin for our match I honestly don’t care where the wheel lands. There isn’t a stipulation or rules on the Roulette Wheel that intimidates me. Whether the Roulette Wheel stops on a spot that states the match is with brutal weapons. . .or a street fight. . .or a bar room brawl. . .or all of the items listed on the Roulette Wheel combined. . .or absolutely no rules or disqualifications. . .I will still win our match as I adapt to the type of match and I will win. Bobbie please have a nice time leading up to our match because the instant the bell rings to start our match you are doomed!

After Bea delivers her final comments she turns to look at Bill who is giving Bea two thumbs up as his approval rating for Bea’s comments concerning her upcoming match. Bea returns her look into the camera and after a short time the Network cuts the camera feed and our scree goes dark.


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Climax Control Archives / I AM FACING SELEANA ZDUNICH AGAIN
« on: February 02, 2024, 08:08:46 PM »
I AM FACING SELEANA ZDUNICH AGAIN

Narrator:  I had a conversation with Bea Barnhart and I asked her how she feels facing Seleana Zdunich for the sixth time and Bea responded that after facing Seleana five times and losing five times to Seleana that this is her time to turn those statistics around by defeating Seleana at Climax Control 385.

The scene shifts to a shot of Bea Barnhart who is out shopping, along with her husband Bill Barnhart, and the roving camera person asks if they mind if they broadcast what they are doing and both Bea and Bill consent to allowing the camera person to broadcast what they are doing. Bea and Bill accept and the camera person thanks them for this privilege.

A WOMAN ALWAYS NEEDS MORE CLOTHING

Bea and Bill walk down the street, with the camera person following them, and Bea spots a high end store that has nice dresses on display. Bea quickly enters the store dragging Bill along by her holding and pulling on his arm. Being a typical male Bill isn’t thrilled to be dragged into a store to look at dresses for women. Now if it was a Sporting Goods store Bill would be thrilled to be dragged into the store to browse.

Bea:  Ooooooo!!! Bill!!! I’ve been utilizing my light blue dress when serving as your Manager for several years. Now that I see these dresses on display I can get several different color dresses to wear when serving as your Manager. That way I can wear a color that fits my mood I am in when I am going to serve as your Manager for your match. If I’m in a mellow mood I can continue to wear my light blue dress that I’ve been using up to now. If I’m in an angry mood I would wear a red dress. If I’m in a dizzy or silly mood I would wear a yellow dress. And if I feel totally evil and mean I would wear a black dress. Nothing works to perk me up like purchasing three new dresses to use when serving as your Manager.

Bill lets out a *sigh* and Bea knows that Bill is not much for clothes shopping so she moves ahead with the purchase of the Red, Yellow, and Black, dresses. Bill is shocked when the total cost of the dresses comes to nearly $500.

Bea:  Oh, Bill, I know you’re a typical male who doesn’t enjoy shopping for anything and even more so when it comes to shopping for clothing for women. I’m paying for these new dresses with my business Credit Card. For those who are watching, and don’t already know, as a side line of work as a wrestler in Sin City Wrestling and serving as Bill’s Manager, I continue to do my consulting work. I make good money in my consulting work so, Bill, I’m paying for these dresses with MY money, from MY consulting work, so relax okay.

Bill:  Yeah. . .okay. . .but you should owe me something for dragging me into a woman’s clothing store where you’re purchasing new dresses even though the new dresses will be used by you when serving as my Manager. Maybe you can treat me to a huge meal at an all-you-can-eat buffet?

Bea:  Of course! Let me get my dresses purchase completed then we can return to our hotel and drop off the dresses and then I’ll search for an all-you-can-eat buffet nearby.

Bill:  Thanks.

Bea informs the camera person that they will return to their hotel to drop her newly purchased dresses off and then she and Bill will have dinner at an all-you-can-eat buffet. Bea asks the camera person to remain at their hotel, in the lobby, until they return from their dinner. Bea tells the camera person when they return she and Bill will invite them to their room where Bea will finish the remainder of her comments for her upcoming match against Seleana Zdunich at Climax Control 385. The camera person cuts their camera feed to grant the privacy that Bea and Bill have asked for.

BEA AND BILL HAVE RETURNED FROM HAVING DINNER AT AN ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT BUFFET

Bea and Bill walk into the lobby of their hotel and greet the camera person assigned to them. They invite the camera person to come to their room and to get their camera set up so they can continue live broadcasting.

After a short time the camera person has their equipment set up and they fire up their camera and their camera is now live broadcasting and they inform Bea and Bill of that fact.

Bea:  Before I go into comments for my upcoming match against Seleana Zdunich I wish to address an issue that took place during Bill’s match against Rodrigo Afonso at Climax Control 384. During the match there were several times where the Referee failed to call a foul on Rodrigo Afonso for violating the rules. This included things such as throwing Bill outside of the ring then attacking him outside of the ring. When I confronted Rodrigo Afonso for his offense he threatened to hit me also. When I complained to the Referee they told me to shut up or they will remove me from ringside as Bill’s Manager. A short time after that incident Rodrigo was pulling stuff again so I again confronted the Referee and they banned me from ringside even though I did nothing wrong and I’m legally Bill’s Manager for his matches. If anyone wishes to review that match and see what Afonso did to Bill and how poorly the Referee treated me then go for it.

Bill:  Unfortunately not all the Referees have the right mindset to be in the ring officiating matches.

Bea:  Do you care to name those Referees you are referring to?

Bill:  Nah! I don’t want to jeopardize my future matches by calling out certain Referees and then have them screw me over in my matches because I told the truth about them. Management needs to watch what the Referees do and they are the ones who need to take disciplinary action against offending Referees.

Bea:  Okay.

BEA BEGINS HER COMMENTS ON HER UPCOMNG MATCH AGAINST SELEANA ZDUNICH

Bea thanks the camera person for how quickly they got their camera set up and that they are live broadcasting now.

Bea and Bill position two chairs in front of the camera and when the camera person lets them know they are getting a good shot of both of them Bea starts the comments.

BEA’S HISTORY AGAINST SELEANA ZDUNICH

Bea pulls out a small sheet of paper which she unfolds and holds in front of her.

Bea:  On this piece of paper is my win-loss record against Seleana Zdunich. That is the only information I will present about my record against Seleana. There’s no need to mention our heights and weights as, to be honest, most of the time the height and weight of the wrestlers facing each other has little effect on the outcome of the match.

Bill:  Yes I found that out when I lost my match to Rodrigo Afonso who is way shorter and lighter than I am. I got cocky and arrogant and that distraction cost me the match. Sorry to interrupt you Bea. Please continue with your comments concerning your match with Seleana.

Bea:  Here is my history in matches against Seleana Zdunich. Since I started wrestling in Sin City Wrestling I’ve had five matches against Seleana Zdunich. I am honest in that I lost all five of those matches by pinfall. I could try to explain it away as all of those losses were due to me being new to the sport of wrestling. However I will not do that because some of those matches took place after I have been in the sport of wrestling for over one year and into my second year. Being honest about it Seleana proved to be a better wrestler than I was during those five matches and what I need to do is step up my game, take the match to Seleana, defeat her at Climax Control 385, and walk away with a win against Seleana on my record.

Bill:  Are you sure you can do it Bea?

Bea:  Absolutely. . .without a doubt. . .I got the win in this upcoming match!

Bill:  Please inform the viewers what you are doing, with my assistance, to ensure a victory over Seleana Zdunich.

BEA’S STRATEGY AGAINST SELEANA ZDUNICH

Bea:  So. . .what is my strategy going into my sixth match against Seleana Zdunich? Me, along with Bill, are going to review my previous five matches against Seleana. We will review those matches at regular speed. . .then review them again using slow-motion. . .then review them again using a stop-action feature and zooming in on the action. This way I can see what Seleana does to get ready to apply a move or hold and create a way to counter those moves and holds before she can use them, or apply them, on me.

Bill:  There have been numerous wrestlers over the decades who always did something before delivering what some would call their winning move. I won’t mention names as I don’t care to mention wrestlers from other wrestling federations who had this happen against them. However I will tell you that when we find out the quirks of Seleana, and the numerous things she always does before she delivers a move or a blow, then Bea will be one step ahead of her for the entire match.

Bea:  Thanks for your assistance in this Bill.

Bill:  I’m always here for you.

CLOSING COMMENTS

Bea informs the camera person that she will deliver her closing comments for her match against Seleana Zdunich. She tells the camera person that when she is done she will let them know so they can cut their camera feed.

Bea:  Selena. . .after the card for Climax Control  385 was published, and I saw I again have a match against you, I started thinking of what this match means in the area of how fans support you and how other wrestlers seem to want to bow at your feet and worship you as a wrestling goddess. While I was running concepts through my mind I happened to come across a news article concerning Crypto Currency, which is also known at Bitcoin, and I felt what the article stated was a perfect analogy to use.

Bill:  Bea told me what she was going to talk about. I do the same at times but my comparisons did not include the subject matter Bea is using.

Bea:  The article stated that everyone needs to jump on the bandwagon and invest in Crypto Currency, also known at Bitcoin, because they state that the value of the Crypto Currency is likely to go up 400 percent in 2024. This caught my attention due to the fact that everyone is pushing each other to the side to get to you, Seleana, to get on your bandwagon, because they buy into your bullshit.

Bea gives a stern look into the camera.

Bea:  After reading that article I had to ask why people continue to invest in Crypto Currency. This is not real money people. It is just someone going online and telling you if you invest your real money in Crypto Currency with them, instead of investing real money with a legitimate and legal company or organization, they will give you shares of their Crypto Currency. You need to know that the Federal Government doesn’t regulate Crypto Currency as they regulate other financial institutions that handle real investments of real money. International Law doesn’t regulate Crypto Currency either. It cannot be held in your hands to physically make purchases.

Bea again gives a stern look into the camera.

Bea:  Let me enlighten those of you who have been sitting in the dark for so damn long that you don’t even recognize the light and the truth when you see it. Ask yourself this question. How many times over the past ten years has someone who managed Crypto Currency, from those Sheep-people who gave them millions of dollars, with the guarantee of doubling the value of your money, or more than doubling the value of your money, from those people and then they claim the value disappeared world-wide and you have no money left. Straight up these scammers changing your real money into Crypto Currency, then making a guarantee that your money will double, triple, or increase even more. It happened at least four times recently that I know of. Get real people! Stop falling for scams!

Bea motions to the camera person that she will make a final comment and then they can cut their camera feed.

Bea:  The fans who always support you, Seleana, are like those Sheep-people who blindly follow the lies of the scammers who manage Crypto Currency. While the people who manage the Crypto Currency scam people out of their money by making guarantees that their money will increase in value immensely, then they steal the money, you, Seleana, are like those Crypto Currency scammers who lie to get people to follow them. You can trust me on this one, Seleana, that when I soundly defeat you at Climax Control 385 the fans will come running to me as they know I’m not the scammer. . .you are. They know if they support me I will not turn my back on them as you have done. They know that the value of their investment of time and support of me as a wrestler is a fantastic investment that will reap for them more than TEN times what they put into supporting me. Deal with all I have said today Seleana. You have no way out of a loss to me.

Bea motions to the camera person to let them know she is done with her comments and they can cut their camera feed. The camera person calls into the Network and they Network lets them know it is okay to cut their camera feed and they do so and our screen goes dark.


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RODRIGO AFONSO IS AN OPPONENT I RESPECT BUT...

Narrator:  I had a conversation with Bill Barnhart, before I came on camera, concerning his upcoming match against Rodrigo Afonso at Climax Control 384. The official Card for Climax Control 384 states that Bill is still a bit upset he lost the Golden Briefcase Match, that Rodrigo Afonso ended up winning, and that he wanted another match, this time a one-on-one match instead of the multi-wrestler match. Apparently Rodrigo Afonso accepted the match request as the one-on-one match between Bill Barnhart and Rodrigo Afonso takes place on Sunday, January 28, 2024, I will now turn you over to Bill and Bea Barnhart at the Dollar Loan Center in Henderson, Nevada.

RODRIGO AFONSO IS AN OPPONENT BILL BARNHART RESPECTS BUT. . .

The scene comes into focus as the roving cameraman person focuses their camera on Bill and Bea Barnhart as they are relaxing in their dressing room at the Dollar Loan Center in Henderson, Nevada. Both are casually dressed and when the camera person informs them that they are live broadcasting Bill and Bea start their comments for Bill’s upcoming match against Rodrigo Afonso.

Bill:  Rodrigo I want to get several items out of the way early in my comments concerning our upcoming match. First I will talk about how we measure up to each other in the height and weight categories. I come into our match at 6 feet 4 inches and 240 pounds. You come into our match at 5 feet 6 inches and 170 pounds. Wow! Since this is a one-on-one match, so that you don’t have other wrestlers involved in the match to help you get a win, like you had in the Golden Briefcase Match, what does this mean for our match? It means that I have 10 inches of height over you and 70 pounds of weight. With that height and weight advantage I have over you I find it amusing. I mean, come on Rodrigo, if you just look in my direction, and then you think about how you might be able to try to pick me up and body slam me, you will sprain your back and get a hernia just visualizing our height and weight differences. Me, on the other hand, look at you like a dog looks at their squeaky toy that they bite, chew on, and toss it around the house because, after all, beating the stuffings out of your squeaky toy is fun and amusing. I am The Bulldog Bill Barnhart and you, Rodrigo, are my squeaky toy that I will beat the stuffing out of.

Bea:  Nicely stated Bill.

Bill:  Rodrigo when you enter the ring for our match you need to understand several things. This is not a Golden Briefcase match where you climb up a ladder and remove a briefcase that is hanging on a hook over the ring. No, Afonso, there is no briefcase to pull off a hook to win our match. No, Rodrigo, there are no other opponents in the match to run interference for you. No, Afonso, there’s no way in hell you are going to pick me up and body slam me when I weigh 70 pounds more than you do and I am ten inches taller than you. As I mentioned previously for me to toss you around the ring is like a dog attacking their squeaky toy and throwing it around he house. For you trying to pick me up and shove me around would be like you trying to pick up a car and trying to shove it around.

Bea:  I wish to remind Rodrigo Afonso that I am in your corner as your official licensed Manager and that I will not tolerate any cheating by Rodrigo or his friends.

Bill takes a look at his watch and he realizes there is a short time left for his air time to present additional comments for his match against Rodrigo Afonso.

Bill:  Bea it appears we have a limited amount of time to close up our comments for my match at Climax Control 384 so I will launch into my closing comments but please feel free to add your comments if you desire.

Bea:  Okay.

Bill:  At this time, Rodrigo, I wish to restate something I stated earlier. Although I congratulate you on the win in the Golden Briefcase match I did, in fact, ask to have this match with you at Climax Control 384. You probably want to know my reason and I will tell you my valid reason why I requested this match. One of the reasons you were able to grab the Golden Briefcase that was hanging above the ring was that you need to take into consideration that there were FOUR wrestlers in that match. Had that match been just me and you I would have won so easily that you wouldn’t even be able to remember that I defeated you as it would have happened so quickly.

Bea:  That was a nice, and amusing, comment Bill.

CLOSING COMMENTS

Bill:  Now, Rodrigo, here’s how our match is going to go at Climax Control 384. I’m telling you this now so that when what I state here does, in fact, happen you will not be shocked. Coming into this match you know that when you lose this match to me you still retain possession of the Golden Briefcase. So the only thing you will lose when I soundly defeat you, and totally humiliate you in the process, will be respect from the fans. . .respect from the other wrestlers. . .and you will lose your confidence and have doubts about your wrestling ability from our match until you finally cash in the Golden Briefcase and lose that match also.

Bea:  Dang Bill! Hard comments there!

Bill:  I previously mentioned that I respect you, Rodrigo, for being in a four-way match for the Golden Briefcase but you only won due to have four wrestlers in the match. I can’t change the match, the rules of the match, or the fact that you took advantage of having four wrestlers going at each other, and you were the one who gained possession of the Golden Briefcase. Yes. . .for that I respect you. . .but also I cannot have the ultimate level respect for you as you did not defeat me one-on-one in that match.

Bea:  You told me about having a unique sense of where you are at all times during a match, and what your opponent is up to, and that it allows you to counter before your opponent can act.

Bill:  Yes I will present that information before I make my final closing comments. Rodrigo I have a very unique sense of where I am at all times during a wrestling match. I have a very unique sense of where my opponent is and what they are up to. The definition of my unique sense while wrestling means I have common sense. . .uncommon sense...and you could even say I have Spidey Sense. . .in that I know when something is coming my way and I am able to react before that something hits me. Simply put, Afonso, you are at my mercy in our upcoming match but I will show no mercy towards you.

Bea:  Anything else you want to say to Rodrigo before we end this session?

Bill:  Yes, Bea, I have additional closing comments to make and then I’m done. Rodrigo have you noticed the actions of Orcas, otherwise known as Killer Whales, and Sharks when they hunt down their prey? Orcas tend to hunt Seals and they also tend to toy around with them like they are playing with them before eating them. Sharks, on the other hand, are more likely to just come at prey and gobble them down. So, Rodrigo, now that you have those mental images in your mind now you need to understand that you are the prey and I am a combination of a Shark and an Orca. I may play around with you for a bit before destroying you but I will destroy you. Have fun Afonso. . .while you can still have fun. . .while leading up to our match at Climax Control 384. . .and please enjoy the wild trip I will put you on during our match.

Bill gives a CUT sign and the camera person cuts their camera feed and our screen goes dark.


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Climax Control Archives / FACING THE BROKEN LYON
« on: January 19, 2024, 08:46:15 PM »
FACING THE BROKEN LYON WHO WILL BE MORE BROKEN WHEN I GET DONE WITH HIM

Narrator:  When the official Card for Climax Control 383 was announced Bill found it odd that they put “Unbreakable” Eddie Lyons up against him. I will now turn you over to Bill Barnhart who is at his hotel room near the Bank of Colorado Arena, in Greeley, Colorado, where Sin City Wrestling will be holding Climax Control 383.

FACING A BROKEN LYON WHO WILL BE MORE BROKEN WHEN BILL BARNHART GETS DONE WITH HIM

When the scene in Bill Barnhart’s hotel room at a hotel near the Bank of Colorado Arena located in Greeley, Colorado, we see both Bill and Bea Barnhart. They are in the main area of their hotel room and they pull up two chairs from the dining area and sit in front of the camera.

Bill:  Welcome to another edition of me speaking the truth to you and you accepting the truth. However if you do not wish to accept the truth that’s your problem and not mine. At Climax Control 383 I am facing off against an opponent named “UNBREAKABLE” EDDIE LYONS. Since the official Card for Climax Control 383 has been posted it is now public knowledge so I wish to comment on what it says on that card about my match against Eddie Lyons.

Bill holds up a copy of the official card for Climax Control 383 and he reads the comments on his match.

Bill:  I will read directly from the official Card for Climax Control 383. If you doubt anything I state you are free to check with others to see if I am telling the truth or not. On the official Card for Climax Control 383 here is what it says about my match against Eddie Lyons. “THE UNBREAKABLE ONE” IS DETERMINED TO CLAW HIS WAY BACK INTO CHAMPIONSHIP CONTENTION AND MAKE THE MOST OUT OF EVERY OPPORTUNITY HANDED TO HIM.” Then the comments go into general comments about him facing me.

Bill smiles into the camera.

Bill:  Let me ask you all a question. If Eddie Lyons is, in fact, UNBREAKABLE then how come he needs to claw his way back into Championship contention? Wouldn’t he already be in the contention category and be receiving Championship matches? Ahhh...there ya go! Bill Barnhart has, once again, told you the truth and the truth I tell hits hard, especially on Eddie Lyons. Sounds to me like the UNBREAKABLE Eddie Lyons is already broken. You know the story right? Like Humpty Dumpty. He was broken and they were unable to put him back together again.

Bea:  And to ensure everyone knows what is going on I am the official licensed Manager for Bill and I will be in his corner for this match to ensure that the Referee calls a fair match, that Eddie Lyons doesn’t cheat and violate the rules, and to ensure nobody runs in to save Eddie Lyons from his defeat to Bill Barnhart.

HOW TO BILL BARNHART AND EDDIE LYONS MEASURE UP FOR THIS MATCH?

Bill:  Well, Eddie, how are you feeling today? I’m feeling fantastic knowing that I will defeat you and drop you further down in the rankings. For the benefit of our viewers I would like to present our height and weight statistics so they can see what our match consists of. I’m coming into our match at 6 feet 4 inches and 240 pounds. You, Eddie, are coming into our match at 5 feet 10 inches and 230 pounds. Shall we do some evaluation of that? You are 6 inches shorter than me but you carry nearly the same amount of weight that I do. That means you will wear down quicker than I will. Awwww. . .doesn’t that make you cringe? Well at least that makes me smile.

Bea:  Nothing like a wrestling opponent coming into a match looking like they swallowed a few whole watermelons eh Bill?

Bill:  An interesting observation Bea.

Bill and Bea burst out in loud laughter at Bea’s comment. When they stop laughing their comments continue.

WHAT IS NEXT FOR EDDIE LYONS AFTER BILL BARNHART DEFEATS HIM IN THIS MATCH?

Bill:  Eddie when I started my comments for my presentation today I read to you the official information off the official Card for Climax Control 383. It flatly stated that you have failed a lot recently and you are struggling to return to the top in the rankings. Unfortunately, for you anyway, you are assigned to face me in a wrestling match and that simply means you are going to drop further down in the rankings and maybe far enough that you will consider permanent retirement.

Bea:  Want me to ask the Network to put up the graphic you sent to them?

Bill:  After I provide lead-in comments to the graphic. Eddie you are like an old, worn out, beat up, and rusty car that has served out the usable lifespan of the car. The car no longer runs. The car is rusting away. The car is broken and filthy. And do you know what they do when cars get to that stage in their life?

Bea motions to the camera person to tell the Network to put up the graphic Bill sent to them for this purpose and the graphic pops up on the screen.


The graphic is up on the screen and we see an automobile junkyard filled with old, worn out, broken, rusty, and dirty automobiles.

Bill:  Well, Eddie, let me welcome you to your new home after I defeat you and send you so far down in the rankings you would need the Hubble Space Telescope to see up to my level. You will be sent into retirement, just as the automobiles in this graphic on the screen. You will be in permanent retirement without any hope of returning to active wrestling. Enjoy your retirement Eddie because I’m damn sure going to enjoy sending you into permanent retirement!

Bea informs the camera person that they will take a short break and that the camera person can meet them at the Starbucks location at 2000 16th Street in Greeley, Colorado.

BILL AND BEA ARE AT STARBUCKS LOCATED AT 2000 16TH STREET IN GREELEY, COLORADO

The camera person is set up and they are focused on Bill and Bea Barnhart at Starbucks. Bill and Bea are sitting at a table and both are drinking Java Chip Frappuccino. The two look into the camera and continue their comments concerning Bill’s upcoming match against Eddie Lyons.

Bill:  Me and Bea decided to come to Starbucks for our coffee drinks and to be able to allow fans in this area to ask us questions while we are enjoying our coffee.

Bea:  That offer by myself and Bill is rare in the sport of wrestling. Most of the other wrestlers in Sin City Wrestling are arrogant and unapproachable. We, on the other hand, are nice and friendly and approachable. We want the fans to know that we are real people just like they are.

Bill spots some people walking to where they table is. Bill greets them and lets them know they are welcome to ask anything they want of myself and Bea.

Person One:  Bill I hope you defeat Eddie Lyons and keep moving up in the rankings. I would like to see you earn the Roulette Championship for the third time but I am also looking forward to the day you become World Heavyweight Champion.

Bill:  Thank you for the kind words. I hope those things come about soon also. By the way do you and your family have tickets to Climax Control 383?

Person One:  No. Unfortunately the event is sold out so we were too late to obtain tickets.

Bea:  Today is going to be a good day for you. As wrestlers in Sin City Wrestling we are often given the pleasure of obtaining extra tickets to give to someone in need. How many people are in your family?

Person One:  Just myself and my spouse.

Bill:  Congratulations! Bea please present to this nice person two tickets for Climax Control 383.

Bea hands two tickets to the person and they are very thankful of the kindness of Bill and Bea Barnhart.

Another person approaches Bill and Bea but this person doesn’t seem to be in a good mood. Even so Bill and Bea are polite and ask them if they would like to ask a question to either of them.

Person Two:  No I do not want to ask you a question! I don’t like you two! I want to see Eddie Lyons beat you down and toss you in the trash Bill! How does that make you feel?

Bill:  It makes me feel good when I have an affect on someone even if that affect is negative. Do you have tickets for Climax Control 383?

Person Two:  Yes I do. When I saw the Climax Control 383 Card and saw you have a match against Eddie Lyons I immediately purchased tickets for the event. No price to too high for me to pay to watch you get your ass handed to you!

Bill:  Glad I am able to inspire you. Thank you for your comments.

The angry person walks out of Starbucks as they are obviously upset that even with all the negative things they said Bill Barnhart was nice and polite to them.

A family of four persons, consisting of a Mother, Father, and two children, a girl and a boy, both around 10 years of age, approach the table where Bill and Bea are located.

Person Three:  Thank you for being open with us fans of wrestling. Me and my family love watching both of you wrestle. We heard you were giving tickets to Climax Control 383 if fans didn’t have their own but we are okay as we purchased four tickets for Climax Control 383. What my two kids want to ask for is if both of you would be willing to place your autographs on the backs of their hands.

Huge smiles come on the face of Bill and Bea.

Bea:  That is so sweet. Of course me and Bill will sign both hands of both of your children.

Bill:  So nice to know we are having a positive impact on young kids.

Bea begins by signing the hand of the man’s daughter while Bill begins by signing the hand of the man’s son. Then they switch children so Bea and Bill can sign their other hands. The two children are thrilled to have met two wrestling superstars and that they were able to be autographed by them. The family thanks Bill and Bea for their kindness and they turn and exit Starbucks.

Bea:  Wow, Bill, we don’t usually get requests for autographs on their body like they asked. That was a nice change.

Bill:  I agree. Since we are done with our coffee let’s return to our hotel room to close up our comments for my upcoming match against Eddie Lyons at Climax Control 383.

Bea informs the camera person to return to their hotel room and get set up so they can broadcast their closing comments leading up to Bill’s match against Eddie Lyons.

After a short break the camera person fires up their camera in the hotel room of Bill and Bea Barnhart and the two launch into their closing comments for Bill’s match at Climax Control 383 against Eddie Lyons.

Bill:  Well, Eddie, how the hell are you feeling leading up to our match at Climax Control 383? As far as I know at this point in time our match is scheduled to be Standard Rules with a win obtained by pinfall, submission, knockout, count-out, or disqualification. What that means, Eddie, is that I will obtain the win against you by pinfall, submission, knockout, count-out, or disqualification. Honestly I don’t care which way I win as I already know I am winning our match.

Bea:  Just a reminder for you Eddie. I am the legal and licensed Manager of Bill Barnhart. I have the right to be in Bill’s corner during his matches. My purpose serving as Manager in Bill’s corner while Bill is involved in a match is to ensure his opponent doesn’t violate the rules, use illegal weapons, or they hire interference in the match to try to cheat Bill out of the win. I will do everything I can to counter any of these illegal actions by an opponent Bill is facing.

Bill:  Thanks Bea! Nice to have someone watching the match as the Referees are not always able to see everything as once.

Bea:  I’m always here for you.

Bill:  Well, Eddie, in a short time we will be at Climax Control 383 and our match will begin. As soon as the bell rings to officially start our match you are doomed. Doomed to failure. Doomed to lose our match. Doomed to receive a beat down you will remember for decades. I can just imaging you rushing off into retirement and sitting around the retirement home telling stories about when you were a wrestler. Just make sure you tell the other retirees how hard I beat you down and defeated you at Climax Control 383. And think of the benefit of being in the Retirement home Eddie. Most of the other retirees probably can’t remember what was said to them an hour ago so if you continue to tell them the story of how I soundly beat you down and caused you to go into retirement to the other retirees it will be as if they heard that story for the first time.

Bea:  Ha ha ha! Oh, my, Bill! That’s some funny stuff!

Bill:  We will find out how funny Eddie Lyons thinks it is after I force him into retirement.

Bea informs the camera person that she and Bill will present their last comments in a moment then the camera person can cut their camera feed and the camera person acknowledges Bea’s comment.

Bea:  Eddie please don’t start talking crap and complaining that you feel the only reason I’m in Bill’s corner as his manager is to interfere in his match with you. For damn sure you know I don’t do that and my purpose at ringside is as I previously mentioned.

Bill:  So what about me Eddie? When you violate the rules such as hitting me with a closed-fist punch and I return the punch are you going to whine to the Referee that I hit you with an illegal blow? Hah! You can try to accuse me of hitting you with an illegal blow first but our Referee will have seen you hit me first so you will be on the Referee’s bad side. When you violate the rules such as the Referee calling for a break because I am on the ropes and you punch me on the break and handing you a warning what are you going to do? Are you going to tell the Referee that I hit you during the break first? Nice try but that shit isn’t going to work in our match. The bottom line in our match is simple. If you use illegal blows, punches, or maneuvers, or use weapons on me, then for damn sure I will retaliate. In every instance, even if the Referee issues a warning to both of us, you will be the one in trouble because the Referee saw you doing the illegal behavior first. And, finally, if you attempt to do illegal crap during our match with the intention of injuring me to try to put me out of the sport of wrestling I will be on you so quickly, beating the piss out of you, for trying to end my wrestling career. I damn sure hope what we have said has gotten deep in your head and you have enough sense not to violate the rules in our match. Otherwise what happens to you will not be held against me. See you on Sunday at Climax Control 383.

Bea gives the CUT sign to the camera person and they cut their camera feed and the Network returns to the programming scheduled for this time slot.


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I AM GOING TO DEFEAT JULIANNA DIMARIA AND BECOME YOUR NEW WORLD OMBSHELL CHAMPION

Narrator:  I just got off of a phone call with Bea Barnhart. She told me the official Card for Climax Control 382 is posted and that she is in the Main Event against Julianna DiMaria and it is a World Bombshell Championship match. Although Bea told me she would love to challenge for more Championships during 2024 she wasn’t expecting a shot at a Championship, especially the World Bombshell Championship, this soon in 2024. With that said I turn you over to Bea Barnhart, along with her husband Bill, in Loveland, Colorado where Sin City Wrestling is holding Climax Control 382 at the Blue Arena on Sunday, January 14, 2024.

The scene shifts to a shot of Bill and Bea Barnhart in Loveland, Colorado. We notice that both Bea and Bill are in casual attire but we are not sure yet where they are broadcasting from. When the camera person pulls back on their shot of Bea and Bill and we notice they are standing in front of the wrestling ring where the wrestling matches for Climax Control 382 will be held.

WHEN AN OPPORTUNITY IS HANDED TO YOU THEN YOU NEED TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THAT OPPORTUNITY AS YOU DON’T KNOW WHEN THE NEXT OPPORTUNITY WILL COME YOUR WAY

We get a camera shot of Bea and Bill Barnhart sitting at the Announcers Table in the Blue Arena. We take note that Bea is wearing her trademark light blue dress that she normally wears when she serves as Manager for Bill during his matches. Bill, however, is casually dressed in blue jeans and a yellow pullover shirt. Bea, realizing the camera person is now live broadcasting, smiles into the camera and she begins her comments leading up to her World Bombshell Championship match against the current Sin City Wrestling Bombshell Champion Julianna DiMaria.

Bea:  I wish to thank the viewers who tuned in today to listen to my comments leading up to my World Bombshell Championship match against Julianna DiMaria at Climax Control 382. This upcoming edition of Climax Control takes place on Sunday, January 14th and it takes place at the Blue Arena in Loveland, Colorado.

Bill:  Were you surprised that you were assigned for a shot at  the World Bombshell Championship this soon in 2024?

Bea:  I was sure that during 2024 I would get a shot at numerous Championships, including the World Bombshell Championship, but I’ll admit I wasn’t expecting a shot at the World Bombshell Championship this early in the year. So before I go into comments concerning my upcoming match I wish to thank Sin City Wrestling Management for assigning me to this World Bombshell Championship match early in 2024. You know how they say that you should never question something good when it drops in your lap. And, Julianna, trust me that I will take advantage of this opportunity and I will defeat you and be crowned the new World Bombshell Champion in Sin City Wrestling.

Bill:  Nicely stated Bea.

HOW DO BEA BARNHART AND JULIANNA DIMARIA MEASURE UP AND DO THEY HAVE PREVIOUS HISTORY IN THE RING?

Bea:  I come into our match at five feet five inches and one hundred thirty pounds and you, Julianna, come into our match at five feet five inches and one hundred twenty-five pounds. There is no height or weight advantage for either of us in this match. That means this match comes down do who performs the best in this match and that will be me of course.

Bea points to herself then she gives a thumbs up into the camera.

Bea:  Now, of course, Julianna, I expect you to focus on the only match we’ve had against each other. That match was on September 10, 2023, at Climax Control 371. It was a good match between us and you managed to get me into a position where you managed to win by submission. That, however, was a one-time fluke win for you. That was a one-time event where you got lucky. That was a one-time glitch in the time matrix that you managed to use to your advantage. People do get lucky once in a while Julianna. You’ve probably heard the comment that EVEN A BLIND SQUIRREL FINDS AN ACORN OCCASIONALLY. Okay, so YOU as the blind squirrel managed to find an acorn at Climax Control 371 but you will not find anything during our match at Climax Control 382 except for an ass kicking at my hands. There will be no fluke win for you in our match. There will be no quirky lucky stuff to get you a cheap win over me. The time matrix has been fixed so there will be no glitches in the time matrix to allow you to get a cheap win over me. There can be only one winner in our match and that winner is ME!

Bill:  Damn, Bea, you’re on a roll. . .way to go!

Bea:  I learned a lot being married to you and I’m not done yet Bill. I still have a lot of information to present to Julianna so that she knows where she stands when in my presence.

WHAT OTHER THINGS DOES BEA BARNHART BRING TO THIS MATCH?

Bea:  Julianna I want to present information for you to process in your brain. Well. . .okay. . .I understand that with your limited brain processing power that most of what I will tell you will just cause your head to hurt. . .and you still won’t have the slightest idea what I ‘ talking about. . .but I will still present the information so that maybe. . .just maybe. . .some of what I say will actually make sense to you.

Bea lets out a loud laugh then she continues with her comments.

Bea:  Julianna I know that I don’t have an overwhelmingly great win-loss record in Sin City Wrestling. That happens at times but I’m a person who takes her career one match at a time. The concept isn’t how many matches you win. The concept is to make the most of the matches you have won. Since the time I started wrestling in Sin City Wrestling I have made opponents submit six times for my win. Did you understand that Julianna or do you have problem comprehending numbers? Not only have I won six matches by submission four of those submission wins were against a wrestler who claimed she was the best in the business. So where is that wrestler who claimed she was the best wrestler in the business now? Nobody knows. She left the sport of wrestling I guess. No loss to Sin City Wrestling that’s for sure. Take what I told you about my six submission victories because that tells you how awesome I am.

Bea points to herself before continuing her comments.

Bea:  So, Julianna, perhaps some of what I have said actually entered your brain and you were actually able to process the information and now you realize that you are going to lose the World Bombshell Championship to me at Climax Control 382. While your brain is slowly processing that information I will toss something else your way to see if that additional information causes your brain to explode.

Bea flashes a smile.

Bea:  The current plan is for you. . .as the World Bombshell Champion. . .to defend the World Bombshell Championship against Alexandra Calaway at My Bloody Valentine IV. So now we have a very interesting. . .and for me a very amusing. . .situation. When I defeat you at Climax Control 382 this Sunday then I become the reigning World Bombshell Champion and you become a former World Bombshell Champion. And as the newly crowned World Bombshell Champion I have no obligation to give you a match for a chance to regain the World Bombshell Championship before My Bloody Valentine IV. With that comment flying around in front of your face I will tell you what that means. It means that while I am defending the World Bombshell Championship against Alexandra Calaway at My Bloody Valentine IV you will be watching our match from your dressing room. If that doesn’t burn you up and burn your ass Julianna then I guess nothing will. For damn sure I will enjoy defending the World Bombshell Championship against the opponent you were. . .but are no longer. . .scheduled to defend against.

Bill:  Bea you’re in super bitch mode today! Your comments have been outstanding! The in-your-face attitude toward Julianna is in overdrive mode. You have learned well from me.

Bea:  Thank you Bill. You are an outstanding teacher.

CLOSING COMMENTS

Bea:  Well, Julianna, what they hell are you thinking right now? Do you think I’m crazy or insane because I present the truth? Then you are the crazy and insane person to think stupid stuff like that about me. Do you think I’m delusional? Then you are the one who is delusional. Do you think I’m stupid for stating I’m going to defeat you and become the next Bombshell World Champion? Then you’re the stupid one for not seeing the truth. Do you feel that I’m over-confident coming into our match? Then you’re the one who is delusional because I’m not falsely over-confident because I’m truthfully confident about my wrestling abilities and my ability to defeat you for the Championship.

Bill:  Damn Bea! And to think I’ve always been the one accused of delivering the hard truths to opponents!

Bea:  The saying goes that THE TRUTH HURTS and I don’t care if Julianna’s feelings are stomped on. Julianna needs to know the truth no matter how much it hurts her. Julianna I’m coming into our match to out-wrestle you. . .to out-think you. . .to out-smart you. . .to humiliate you. . .to beat you down. . .to laugh at you. . .to hurt you. . .and to walk away as the newly crowned Bombshell World Champion. Is there anything you can to do change what I’m going to do in our match? Well there are two cowardly things you can do to make your way out of this situation but I don’t think you would risk your entire wrestling career over it. What are those options you are wondering? Please allow me to enlighten you. Option ONE would be for you to deliberately get yourself disqualified which means you would lose the match but not the Bombshell World Championship. Option TWO would be for you to hire interference to attack me during our match which would also result in you losing the match by disqualification but still manage to retain the Bombshell World Championship. However, Julianna, I’m sure Management would take appropriate action against you if you did those things including stripping you of the Championship. Why don’t you use your last remaining working brain cells to realize that your best choice is to take the match as I bring it to you and when you lose the World Bombshell Championship to me then you walk away a loser and come back at some later date so that I can humor you with the obligatory re-match for the former champion thing. Deal? Good girl!

Bill:  If Julianna had any sense. . .and we know she does not have any. . .then she would bring a fair match and keep interference out of the match. If she does anything else then she has nobody to blame but herself for the end result. Anything else you wish to present in your closing comments?

Bea:  Yes, Bill, there are several items I wish to talk about. Julianna I know you are not on a diet but I’m giving you a heads up that when I get done beating you down you will end up weighing 10 to 20 pounds LESS than you do when you come into the ring for our match as I’m planning on beating the shit out of you. After I defeat you and become the World Bombshell Champion I honestly hope you are so upset about your loss that you will go into retirement. . .far far away into retirement. And, finally, unlike most Champions in Sin City Wrestling when I become World Bombshell Champion at Climax Control 382 I will be a fighting champion which means I will accept any defense of the Championship against anyone at any time. I won’t be like most Champions who barely manage to defend their Championship once per month. Now, Julianna, please have a good time leading up to Climax Control 382 because after I defeat you then you may never have another good time again.

Bea informs the camera person that she is done with her comments for today. The camera person calls into the Network and they tell them they will switch back to the regularly scheduled programming for this time slot and then our screen goes dark when the Network makes the switch.


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Climax Control Archives / A Dog Collar Match Is My Type Of Match
« on: January 05, 2024, 08:36:54 PM »
A DOG COLLAR MATCH IS MY TYPE OF MATCH

Narrator:  For those of you who either don’t know. . .or you are too damn stupid to remember this type of information. . .Bill Barnhart has probably participated in more Dog Collar matches than any other wrestler. That tells me that Justin Smith is in way over his head in this match against Bill Barnhart.

AT THE HOTEL ROOM OF BILL BARNHART LOCATED NEAR THE DENVER COLISEUM IN DENVER, COLORADO

When the scene opens we get a camera shot of Bill and Bea Barnhart in their hotel room located near the Denver Coliseum in Denver, Colorado, where Bill is assigned to a Dog Collar Match against Justin Smith who was one of the four participants in the Golden Briefcase match at December 2 Dismember V. Bill and Bea smile into the camera then their comments for Bill’s upcoming match begin.

Bill:  To Justin Smith let me enlighten you. Yes you were in the Golden Briefcase match with me at December 2 Dismember V, but neither of us were able to obtain the Golden Briefcase. I came closest to obtaining the Golden Briefcase but it was Rodrigo Afonso grabbed the Golden Briefcase first. Oh well stuff like that happens and it happened to the three of us when Rodrigo obtained the Golden Briefcase.

Bea:  It was a great match and I thought Bill was going to get the Golden Briefcase but sometimes wrestling matches turn out different than what you expected.

Bill:  Justin let me inform the viewers how we measure up against each other in our upcoming match. I stand in at 6 feet 4 inches and 240 pounds and you stand in at 6 feet 5 inches and 250 pounds. You may be smiling right now and thinking that being nearly even in height and weight with me will work to your advantage. Nice line of thinking, Justin, but your thought process is flawed. The deciding factor in this match is not our height and weight. The deciding factor in our match is that I love Dog Collar matches and I’ve been in more Dog Collar matches than probably all the male wrestlers in Sin City Wrestling combined. If that doesn’t give you a reason to worry about our upcoming match that either you are an idiot or a fool as a Dog Collar match is my favorite type of match. I would wish you good luck in our match but I figured why waste a wish on something that will never happen?

Bea:  I can confirm that Bill’s favorite type of wrestling match is a Dog Collar match. Bill loves this type of match as it allows him to beat down opponents and his opponents cannot get away from him due to being joined by each wearing a dog dollar and their collars are attached by a chain. And, yes, Justin, that chain can and will be used as a weapon by Bill on you.

Bill:  Justin there’s one more item I wish to discuss before I move on to other items concerning wrestling. I feel that where a person comes from means a lot in the real world. I see you come from the State of New York. Yeah, okay, you don’t come from New York City where the majority of jerks come from but you are from the State of New York. I grew up in Oakland, California in the 1980’s and 1990’s. Although at that time Oakland, California, was becoming a worse place to live it still ranked better than at any time during the existence of New York. Me and Bea moved to the State of Georgia in August 2012 and this is where we have enjoyed living since that time. However I’m here to tell you that with my dislike of people from New York you need to come into our match knowing that I don’t like you. . .I probably never will like you. . .and I have a desire to hurt and destroy you. And what better type of match can I ask for than a Dog Collar match where we are attached by a steel chain attached to the Dog Collars which are strapped around our necks? I’m so excited that we have this upcoming match so that I can prove my superiority over you.

BILL AND BEA TAKE A SHORT BREAK FOR A VIDEO CALL WITH IRIS THEIR ENGLISH BULLDOG WHO REMAINED AT HOME IN LAWRENCEVILLE, GEORGIA WHILE THEY TRAVELED TO DENVER FOR CLIMAX CONTROL 381

Bill and Bea inform the camera person that they have a pre-scheduled video call with Iris, their English Bulldog, who remained at their home in Lawrenceville, Georgia, and she is being taken care of by their friend and neighbor, Andrew, while they are traveling with Sin City Wrestling. The camera person acknowledges this and the Network connects to the video call Bill and Bea are conducting with Iris and we can see both laptop computers so we have a view of Bill, Bea, and Iris.

Bill:  Hi Iris! How’s my baby girl?

Iris:  Woof! Bark! Whine!

Bill:  The translation of what Iris said is roughly translated as she is doing somewhat okay but she misses me and Bea, who are Daddy Bill and Mommy Bea to Iris, and that she misses talking and having dates with Senor Vinnie’s friend Pete The Cactus.

Bea:  Iris you know that we set boundaries concerning you and Pete The Cactus. You know that having video calls with him, and physically going out on a date with Pete, are only allowed when me and Daddy Bill are there with you. So you have to put your urges behind you and stop whining.

Iris:  Whimper. . .Moan. . .Snort!

Bill:  Loosely translated Iris stated that she feels deprived not being able to see Pete The Cactus and go on dates with him. Her moaning was her way of saying she knows why we put restrictions on her and Pete The Cactus. Her snort was her way of protesting the restrictions we put on her. Sorry Iris. . .just deal with it as you have no other choice.

Bea:  We will be back home soon Iris. Enjoy your time with our neighbor, Andrew, as he loves you and takes care of you while we are traveling. Talk with you again shortly Iris. Bye!

The video call between Bill and Bea with Iris is done and the call is ended. The camera person then has full control of his camera by the Network and Bill picks up his comments from where he had to stop to conduct the video call with Iris.

ANALOGIES. . .DEMEANING SAYINGS. . .ETC. . .

Bill:  As most of you know, or should know, I am often referred to as THE ANALOGY KING. . .THE KING OF DEMEANING SAYINGS. . .and I’m here to offer up a few of them for your enjoyment and enlightenment the viewers and my next opponent Justin Smith.

Bea:  What is your first item to present?

Bill:  The first one is a statement most people should already know. It goes THAT PERSON IS SO DAMN STUPID THEY CANNOT TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THEIR ASSHOLE AND A HOLE IN THE GROUND. Justin that statement is for you. You couldn’t tell the difference between your asshole and a hole in the ground. Being that you are that stupid how can you possible dare to compare yourself to me as a wrestler?

Bea:  What is your next item to present?

Bill:  This one is also fitting for our upcoming match. DON’T HIT A HORNET’S NEST. Justin I am like a Hornet’s nest in that I am full of speed, agility, and a low tolerance for stupid people. In case you have never seen someone either hit a Hornet’s nest with a stick. . .or throw rocks at the Hornet’s nest. . .or they try to smoke out the Hornet’s nest. . .let me tell you what happens when idiots try those things against the Hornets. The Hornets get mad. . .extremely mad. . .and all the Hornets in the nest. . .and there are a lot of them in a nest. . .come out and aggressively attack the person attacking their nest. Add to the conflict the fact that, unlike regular Bees who lose their stinger when they sting someone, a Hornet’s stinger stays attached to their body and each Hornet can sting you multiple times. So the comparison between me and you in our upcoming match is like a confrontation with Hornets. If you stir me up, like stirring up Hornets by attacking their nest, then as with the Hornets I will attack you, beat you down, and sting the hell out of you. Doesn’t that sound like fun Justin? Well it damn sure sounds fun to me!

Bea:  Do you have another analogy or statement to present for the education of Justin Smith?

Bill:  Thanks for asking Bea. Yes I do have one additional item I wish to mention for the education of Justin Smith. Justin there is a saying that someone who is incompetent and stupid that they are AS USELESS AS A SCREEN DOOR ON A SUBMARINE and for damn sure that saying fits you perfectly. Just as a screen door on a Submarine will allow water inside the submarine and it will sink to the bottom of the ocean so you are open to all that I throw your way dragging you down down down to where I win our match is one-sided, with me on the winning side, and I walk away with a smile on my face while you try to hide your tears flowing down your face from taking a loss to me.

Bea:  Great comments Bill. Are you ready to make closing comments?

Bill:  Yep!

CLOSING COMMENTS

Bill:  Justin please understand that I don’t hate you. Please understand that I don’t want to beat you down so hard that you have to early retire from Wrestling. I don’t want to hurt you to the point where you are afraid to step into the wrestling ring again even if your match is against a Jobber. Other than entering matches against my half-brother Chris Shipman, I have never gone into wrestling matches with the intent to break arms and legs of opponents or otherwise damage them to the point where they make the decision to leave the sport of Wrestling rather than getting hurt and damaged again. I am a fair and honest person and wrestler However, Justin, you need to know that I have more tricks up my sleeve than a Magician has. Remember that when it comes to facing another wrestler. . .anyone. . .then I always go into the match with the intention of winning the match even if it means my opponent gets hurt in the process. Are you man enough to step into the wrestling ring with me at Climax Control 381 and give it all you’ve got or will you get half way to the ring and chicken out and return to your dressing room and hide behind the couch? Your decision to make. I’ll be waiting for you in the ring. Have a nice day Justin.

Bea informs the camera person that Bill is done with his comments on his upcoming Dog Collar Match against Justin Smith. The camera person cuts their camera feed and the Network returns to regularly scheduled programming for this time slot.


9
We are at the Starbucks Coffee in Phoenix, Arizona. Bea Barnhart has finished airing her comments for her and Bill’s Mixed Tag Team match against Eiley and Oliver Zahn and now it is Bill’s turn to present his comments on their upcoming match. Bill holds up his Starbucks drink which is a Mango-Dragon Fruit drink.

Bill:  After Bea’s amazing comments on our upcoming Mixed Tag Team match against Oliver Zahn and Eiley I have to admit her comments are a hard act to follow but I will present my comments to the best of my ability.

Bill takes a drink of his Mango-Dragon Fruit drink then he begins his comments.

Bill:  Well, Oliver, being the honest person that I am I will inform the viewers that I comment you on winning our Non-Title Mixed Tag Team match on October 8, 2023, at Climax Control 375. You won by submission and I comment you on that accomplishment. However, Oliver, we also must take into consideration that you and Eiley have been on a greased slide down to the pits of despair and failure and I see no way out of that failure and despair for you two. I know what you are going to say. You will say that you are tentatively  assigned to the Mixed Tag Team Championship Match at December 2 Dismember V. Uh. . .you should know by now that even though you are “TENTIVELY” assigned to that match when me and Bea defeat you at Climax Control 380 we will be the likely team to be assigned to the Mixed Tag Team Championship match while you two get pushed aside. I don’t give a damn if you think that could happen or not but for damn sure me and Bea are planning on winning our match against you and Eiley and getting assigned to the Mixed Tag Team Championship match at December 2 Dismember V instead of you and Eiley.

Bill pauses his comments for a short time while he drinks, and enjoys, his Mango-Dragon Fruit drink.

Bill:  Oliver I want you to know something else. Something else other than me and Bea are going to defeat you at Climax Control 380 and you and Eiley will get taken out of the Mixed Tag Team Championship match and we will be put in place of you for that match. No. . .that’s not what I wanted to tell you. I want to tell you that you have become a joke to the other members of the Roster. You have become a joke to the fans. You have suffered numerous losses and you have lost what little reputation you had and you have hit rock bottom. The other wrestlers don’t respect you. The fans don’t respect you. The Staff doesn’t respect you. And for damn sure me and Bea don’t respect you. To put it in simple terms you two were what we call a one-hit wonder and you haven’t done a damn thing worthy of recognition since.

Bill laughs loudly and then he takes another gulp of his Mango-Dragon Fruit drink. Bill then flashes a huge grin into the camera.

Bill:  Tell me something Oliver. Are my comments irritating you> Are my comments pissing you off? Are my comments causing you to fume? Are my comments hitting home that you and Eiley were once looked up to and now that you are so far down in the rankings that nobody even wants to look down upon you that you are beginning to realize you and Eiley are jokes? Don’t try to blame me and don’t try to blame Bea. The people responsible for your demise and loss of status in Sin City Wrestling are you and Eiley.

Bill finishes off his Mango-Dragon Fruit drink then he gazes deeply into the camera.

Bill:  Myself and Bea had a discussion recently concerning your decline in the sport of Wrestling and we came up with some graphics we will have the Network put up on the screen so the viewers will know how far you have declined from what you once were. The first graphic represents how you have wilted away from what you once were as wrestlers.

The Network puts up the first graphic which is of a wilted house plant.


Bill:  When house plants get this bad they are usually thrown into the trash as they cannot be saved. That’s how you two are these days. There is no way for you two to salvage your wrestling careers so you need to be tossed into the trash. The next graphic I will have the Network put up is that of an extremely dirty swimming pool.

The Network takes off the graphic of the wilted house plant and replaces it with the graphic of an extremely dirty swimming pool.


Bill:  Just as a dried up house plant needs to be tossed into the trash so a swimming pool this filthy takes forever to drain, clean, and sanitize it before the pool can be used again. Sorry for you two but there isn’t enough time left in the world to clean you two up and return you to your former glory. Next I will have the Network put up a graphic of something you two should be familiar with. It is a graphic of a glass of milk that was knocked over and spilled onto the floor.

The Network takes down the graphic of the dirty pool and replaces it with the graphic of a glass of spilled milk.


Bill:  A glass of spilled milk on the floor and carpet eh? Man that’s some nasty crap. You can never get all the milk cleaned up out of the carpet so you end up with not only a stained carpet but one that smells of rotten milk. You two had the appearance of two full glasses of fresh milk then you let your milk sour and rot and now you have nothing to show for all your previous hard work. Just as with a glass of milk spilled on the floor and carpet can never be cleaned to 100 percent perfection so your careers can never be cleaned up and revived to return you two to where you once were in the sport of Wrestling. And, finally, we have come to the last graphic I want you to view. Now isn’t that a relief for you two that I am nearly done exposing you? This graphic the Network will put up on the screen is that of rotten fruit.

The Network takes down the graphic of the spilled milk and replaces it with a graphic of rotten fruit.


Bill:  Just as fruit that is not eaten in time ends up rotting to the point where it has to be thrown away so you two got lazy careless and you allowed your wrestling careers to rot away and now you have no way to resolve the pathetic situation your wrestling careers are in. As with my other examples n graphics fruit that is in this bad of condition needs to be tossed out into the trash. So there you have it. Oliver and Eiley you two are sour, rotten, spoiled, and dirty, and there is nothing anyone can do to help you save your wrestling careers so you two are going to be put out in the trash so that the remaining wrestlers in Sin City Wrestling can clean up the mess you made of your careers and we will continue to bring honor and respect to Sin City Wrestling. As Bea said during her comments we want you two to retire from the sport of wrestling so that the other wrestlers and the fans don’t have to ensure watching your pathetic performances in the ring.

Bill glances at Bea and smiles.

Bill:  I am done with my comments for our upcoming match. Both me and Bea are done commenting on our upcoming match and the rest of our comments and actions will be during our match against Eiley and Oliver Zahn.



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Climax Control Archives / Bea Talks About Another Mixed Tag Team Match
« on: December 01, 2023, 07:41:57 PM »
BEA AND BILL BARNHART HAVE ANOTHER MIXED TAG TEAM MATCH AGAINST EILEY AND OLIVER ZAHN

The scene opens at the Starbucks Coffee location at 2441 West Thomas Road in Phoenix, Arizona. This Starbucks location is near to GCU Arena, which is at the Grand Canyon University, where Sin City Wrestling is holding Climax Control 380. We see Bea Barnhart sitting at a table with her husband, who is also a Wrestler in Sin City Wrestling, and she is enjoying her Starbucks Java Chip Frappuccino Coffee. Bea looks into the camera to begin her comments on their upcoming Mixed Tag Team match, against Eiley and Oliver Zahn.

Bea:  Bill and I had a discussion before we started to air our comments for our upcoming Mixed Tag Team match against Eiley and Oliver Zahn at Climax Control 380. We came to the agreement that I will air my comments first and then Bill will air his comments. We also agreed that while I am airing my comments Bill will remain silent and save his comments for his time before the camera and wile Bill is airing his comments I will remain silent. That’s what mutual respect is about.

Bea sips her Java Chip Frappuccino then she continues with her comments.

Bea:  Before I present information on our upcoming Mixed Tag Team match against Eiley and Oliver Zahn I wish to present my in-ring history against Eiley. I’ve had one Singles match against Eiley on May 7, 2023, at Into The Void XII. In that match I lost to Eiley by submission. The only other match we have both been involved in was on October 8, 2023, at Climax Control 175, and it was a Non-Title Mixed Tag Team match against the team of Eiley and Oliver Zahn. In that match Bill was pinned by Oliver Zahn.

Bea sips more of her Java Chip Frappuccino before continuing with her comments.

Bea:  Eiley I will talk directly to you since in a Mixed Tag Team match the men face off against each other and when there is a tag made for the Bombshells to enter the match then we face off against each other. So I will address you directly and later when it is Bill’s turn to comment on our match he will address Oliver Zahn directly.

Bea pulls out a sheet of paper and she holds it up for the camera person to get a shot of the paper. We see that the paper is a copy of the Wrestling Card for Sin City Wrestling’s Climax Control 380.

Bea:  To ensure nobody claims that I am making stuff up I am going to read directly from the official Card for Climax Control 380 and present to you the comments on our match. If you have a problem with these comments then take it up with Management as I didn’t create these comments and neither did Bill.

Bea points to the wording and as she reads off the wording she moves her index finger along the sentences to people see where she is getting the information.

Bea:  So, Eiley, are you and Oliver ready for the comments on our match? Well I don’t give a damn if you are not ready for the truth as you are going to get the truth anyway. Here is the official wording of the comments on our upcoming match. EILEY AND OLIVER ZAHN HAVE BEEN ON A MASSIVE DOWNWARD SPIRAL FOR THE LAST SIX WEEKS SINCE THE SHOCKING UPSET LOSS OF THEIR MIXED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS!

Bea pauses to drink more of her Java Chip Frappuccino then she continues with her comments.

Bea:  Wow! That be some harsh words and because those words are truth they come across with more harshness! You two are big-time butt hurt now! Please allow me to continue reading those comments on our match. THEY ARE SET TO CHALLENGE THE NEW CHAMPIONS FOR THE TITLES AT DECEMBER 2 DISMEMBER V BUT THIS WEEK THEY FIND THEMSELVES UP AGAINST THE FAMILIAR FOES OF THE BARNHARTS – BEA AND BULLDOG BILL! AND CONSIDERING THE STRING OF LOSSES EILEY AND OZ HAVE BEEN EXPERIENCING, WELL YOU WOULD BE A FOOL NOT TO HAVE YOIUR MONEY ON BEA AND BILL!

Bea looks up from the paper with a shocked look on her face. She drinks more of her Java Chip Frappuccino before continuing with her comments.

Bea:  There are slam dunks. Then there are Slam Dunks. And then there are SLAM DUNKS!!! Eiley for damn sure those truthful comments on our match are a major slam dunk to you and Oliver. I can’t imaging how you are feeling seeing and hearing comments like that when you and Oliver have such overblown opinions of yourselves!

Bea finishes her Java Chip Frappuccino then she glares into the camera.

Bea:  Eiley. . .Oliver. . .you two are yesterday’s news. . .you two are last week’s trash. . .you two are the numerous dog poops on the sidewalk that people step in while walking on the sidewalk. . .you two are sour milk. . .you two are, to put it literally, damaged goods and you are no longer what the fans want to watch in the wrestling ring. Simply put do us all a favor and retire from wrestling so that the fans, and the other wrestlers, don’t have to ensure your crap any longer!

Bea gives a huge grin into the camera.

Bea:  Well, Eiley and Oliver, you heard the comments and those comments didn’t come from me or Bill. Those comments are in the official description of our match on the official Card for Climax Control 380. And you want to know something else? On every wrestling card there is a disclaimer that the CARD IS SUBJECT TO CHANGE and if you don’t know what that means let me enlighten you. When me and Bill defeat you two at Climax Control 380 there is a good chance that Management will place myself and Bill, the Mixed Tag Team called the Barnhart’s, into the Mixed Tag Team Championship match for December 2 Dismember V instead of you two being assigned to that match. Oh how I want to see that happen and watch you two cry until you two run out of tears!

Bea roars with laughter then she regains her composure to finish her comments for today.

Bea:  Okay, Bill, I’m done with my comments for our Mixed Tag Team match at Climax Control 380. Time for you to present your comments for our match.

Bill gives a Thumbs-Up at Bea’s comment. The Network takes a short break before airing Bill’s comments for their Mixed Tag Team match at Climax Control 380.



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Climax Control Archives / THE BOMBSHELL INTERNET CHAMPIONSHIP WILL BE MINE
« on: November 24, 2023, 09:38:32 AM »
THE BOMBSHELL INTERNET CHAMPIONSHIP WILL BE MINE

Narrator:  When Bea Barnhart found out she was scheduled for a match at Climax Control 379, and that match is against Ariana Angelos for the Bombshell Internet Championship, she immediately called me to tell me she will become the Bombshell Internet Champion on Sunday, December 26, 2023.

AT THE WSB-TV CHANNEL TWO STUDIO IN ATLANTA, GEORGIA

The scene shifts to WSB-TV Channel 2 in Atlanta, Georgia. On the screen we see their Sports Anchor, Anthony Amey, at his Sports Anchor desk.


Of course we are wondering why we are getting a shot of Anthony Amey in the studio of WSB-TV Channel 2 in Atlanta when Bea and Bill Barnhart are on tour with Sin City Wrestling and they are in Tempe, Arizona, at Climax Control 379, where Bea will be facing off against Ariana Angeles with the Bombshell Internet Championship on the line. We that Anthony Amey will explain what is going on.

Anthony Amey:  Hi! I’m Anthony Amey and I am the Sports Anchor at WSB-TV Channel 2 in Atlanta, Georgia. I’m broadcasting at this time as I have a special guest for today and that special guest is Bea Barnhart. In just a moment our Techs will link up with the Network in Tempe, Arizona, at the Mullett Arena, on Sunday, November 26, 2023, and she is facing Arizona Angelos for the Bombshell Internet Championship.

The Techs in the Sports Studio inform Anthony Amey that they have the link with Bea Barnhart in Tempe, Arizona. Quickly they arrange for a split-screen so that we can get a shot of Anthony Amey and Bea Barnhart at the same time.

Anthony Amey:  Welcome to my Sports broadcast today. I have a lot of questions for you so I hope you are ready to answer the questions for our viewers.

Bea:  Not only am I ready to answer all your questions I am also ready to destroy Ariana Angelos and become the next Sin City Wrestling Bombshell Internet Champion.

Anthony Amey:  Wow! I’ve seen confidence from you and Bill before for your level of confidence today is way off the charts. Can you give reasons why you are so confident you will defeat Ariana Angelos and become the next Sin City Wrestling Bombshell Internet Champion?

Bea:  Before I answer your question I want to ask you to respond to my question. Deal?

Anthony Amey:  Deal!

Bea:  Have you ever driven into a parked parking lot at a mall, the airport, etc., and you quickly find an open parking space near the entrance to the place you are going?

Anthony Amey:  Yes.

Bea:  Have you ever entered a contest where you could win two free tickets to a concert but you figure with the hundreds of people entering the contest there was no way you could win but then when they pull the winning entry it is yours and you win two free tickets to the concert?

Anthony Amey:  That did happen to me once. May I ask why you asked me those questions?

Bea:  When the card for Climax Control 379 was posted and I saw I had a Bombshell Internet Championship match against Ariana Angelos all my senses were tingling. . .all the alarms were sounding a positive sound. . .in my heart and mind I knew this was a golden opportunity dropped in my lap for me to obtain the Bombshell Internet Championship. With Ariana having a seriously injured hand and wrist I have every advantage. Ariana is not healed from her injury and the only reason she signed the Contract for this match is that Management told her if she is unable to participate in this match she will be stripped of the Bombshell Internet Championship. There’s no way I could lose!

Anthony Amey:  I can think of a few ways you might lose if you want to hear them.

Bea:  Sure I would love to hear your conspiracy theories on how Ariana might defeat me.

Anthony Amey:  Ariana might cheat by using and illegal hold or she might attack you with an illegal weapon but the Referee doesn’t see her cheating. Ariana might pay for interference from friends and they might take you out while the Referee has their back turned.

Bea:  Simple. I have already spoken to the team of Referees and told them if they are the one assigned to my match that I want them to be exceptionally aware of what is going on because an injured opponent, as Ariana is, might try to cheat, use illegal holds, use weapons, or have someone interfere in the match. They all agreed they would do what I requested. On the subject of interference by friends of Ariana that isn’t going to be allowed. I not only have my husband, Bill, closely watching the ring during our match, but I also have several others who are ready to run out and stop the paid thugs of Ariana from attacking me or interfering in our match. I also made one final request but I’m not sure it will be agreed to.

Anthony Amey:  What is that request?

Bea:  I asked if there can be a stipulation put upon our match. I asked because in most Championship matches if the Champion loses because they cheated and got Disqualified, or if they had interference and got Disqualified, they would lose the match but not the Championship. I told them I’m not going to tolerate having Ariana deliberately get Disqualified so that she will not lose the Bombshell Internet Championship to me. That’s not an unreasonable request and I believe it will be agreed upon.

Anthony Amey:  I hope they will grant you that stipulation for your match so that you don’t get cheated out of your deserved victory. Now, Bea, several of our viewers from the Atlanta area sent questions to me and they want to know if you are willing to answer their questions.

Bea:  Of course I’ll answer their questions. I’m a wrestler who is for the benefit of the fans and not for the benefit of myself.

Anthony Amey:  I went through all the questions submitted to me and I selected three of them for you to answer. Are you ready?

Bea:  Ready to answer their questions and ready to kick ass on Ariano Angelos and walk out of our match as the newly crowned Bombshell Internet Championship.

Anthony Amey:  The first question is if you will honor the concept that when you defeat a Champion that the first defense of that Championship should be against the wrestler you won the Championship from?

Bea:  On the official Card for Climax Control 379 it states that the wrestler who wins my match, me of course, will defend the Sin City Wrestling Bombshell Internet Championship against Courtney Pierce at December 2 Dismember V. With that being in the stipulations of the match that means me, and winner of my match with Ariana, will successfully defend my Bombshell Internet Championship against Courtney Pierce first then I will gladly allow Ariana Angelos a chance against me so I can defeat and humiliate her again.

Anthony Amey:  The next question asked is what would you do if Ariana cheats during the match, whether it is foreign objects, illegal holds, or having people interfere in the match to try to help her get a cheap win? And if Bill steps up to try to prevent those things from happening but the Referee blames him for interference what would you do?

Bea:  I would demand the Referee stop the match and review all the video taken from when the illegal activities, cheating, foreign objects, illegal holds, or interference started so that the Referee could see that I did nothing wrong, and Bill did nothing wrong, and that all the wrong doing is done by Ariana and her thugs. If the Referee fails to adhere to the concept of officiating a wrestling match by the rules I would take my complaint to Management for a final decision.

Anthony Amey:  The final questions is a two-park question a viewer submitted. Do you honestly feel that you would take full advantage of the injured hand and wrist of Ariana in your match? Also are you and Bill seriously okay with your English Bulldog Iris dating Senor Vinnie’s friend Pete The Cactus.

Bea:  Of course I would take advantage of the injuries Ariana suffered! What wrestler would fail to take advantage against their opponents when they have an opportunity to do so? If you back off on an opponent who has valid injury, or they have not fully recovered yet, then you risk that the opponent may be well again and they are faking still having the injury and by not taking the advantage of the injury you are cheating yourself. So, yes, Ariana is going to have a full blown attack by me and she will feel as though she was hit by a Category 5 Hurricane. . .Hurricane Bea that is. And, yes, me and Bill are close friends with Senor Vinnie and we are allowing Iris to date Pete The Cactus.

Anthony Amey:  Thank you for joining me today to have this discussion. Your fans in the Atlanta Metro area are cheering you on in your upcoming match and they are telling me they want you to win and bring the Sin City Wrestling Bombshell Internet Championship back to Atlanta.

Bea:  Thank you for asking me on your broadcast today Anthony. I will return to broadcasting comments concerning my Bombshell Internet Championship match shortly as I need to take care of a few things first then when the camera person arrives at my hotel room and start broadcasting my comment I will be on screen again.

SHORT BREAK WHILE BEA TAKES CARE OF SOME THINGS

AT THE HOTEL ROOM OF BEA AND BILL BARNHART IN TEMPE, ARIZONA

The scene opens showing Bill and Bea Barnhart sitting on the couch in their hotel room. The camera person assigned to them has already set up their equipment and they are getting the camera focused and they are making sure the Network has the feed connection. Assured all is well and they are live broadcasting the camera person informs Bea they are live broadcasting.

Bea:  Thanks for joining us today. Bill is with me in case I want him to comment on things but for this presentation I plan on doing most of the comments. Bill is there anything you wish to comment on before I start my comments?

Bill:  Not yet. When you are ready for me to comment on something let me know.

BEA COMMENTS ON HER UPCOMING BOMBSHELL INTERNET CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH AGAINST ARIANA ANGELOS

Bea:  I’ll start my comments concerning how me and Ariana measure up against each other. I come into this match at 5 feet 5 inches and 130 pounds. Ariana comes into this match at 5 feet 6 inches and 120 pounds. On paper we are even in the stats. In reality I have the advantage as I’m at 100 percent capacity while Ariana is around 75 percent capacity with her injured hand. Advantage. . .ME!

Bea points to herself when she made that previous comment about her having the advantage over Ariana.

Bea:  The next item on the list is how me and Ariana did against each other in wrestling matches. It turns out that the only match to date where me and Ariana were involved in the same match was at Climax Control 366 on July 16, 2023. It was not a Singles match between the two of us. It was a Mixed Tag Team Qualifier match with me and Bill teamed against the Mixed Tag Team of Helluva Bottom Carter and Ariana Angelos. And how did that match end? It ended when Helluva Bottom Carter pinned Bill for the win. With that thrown into your face that means me and Ariana are 0-0 against each other in Singles competition. This coming Sunday, at Climax Control 379, I will go 1-0 against Ariana and Ariana will go 0-1 against me. And I have to tell you that the Bombshell Internet Championship belt is going to look damn amazing around my waist!

Bea informs the camera person she will take a quick break and that she will continue with her comments on her upcoming match quickly. The camera person acknowledges Bea’s comment as Bea goes off-camera to take care of something. Bea returns quickly and she continues with her comments.

ARIANA ANGELOS DON’T KNOW SHIT

Bea:  Ariana I would like to present something to you so you will better understand how stupid you are and that you don’t know shit.

Bea grins a huge grin into the camera.

Bea:  Ariana have you ever heard the story of the three idiots walking down the sidewalk and encountering something they could not intelligently comprehend? No? Well let me enlighten you on the story. One day three idiots are walking down the sidewalk when the came upon a pile of dog shit on the sidewalk. The idiots stopped just short of the dog shit and looked at it. The first idiot said HEY THAT LOOKS LIKE DOG SHIT! The second Idiot said I THINK YOU ARE RIGHT. . .IT DOES LOOK LIKE DOG SHIT! The third idiot said ARE YOU TWO SURE THAT IT LOOKS LIKE DOG SHIT? They thought about for a short time and then they decided they had to investigate this further. The first idiot bent down and touched the pile of dog shit and then he said WELL IT SURE DOES FEEL LIKE DOG SHIT!The second idiot bent down and sniffed the pile of dog shit and he said EWWW! IT SURE DOES SMELL LIKE DOG SHIT! Then the third idiot bent down, picked up some of the dog shit, and shoved it into his mouth where he gagged and nearly puked then he said AND IT DAMN SURE DOES TASTE LIKE DOG SHIT TOO! SURE GLAD WE DIDN’T STEP IN IT! Then the three idiots stepped around the pile of dog shit and continued walking down the sidewalk.

Both Bea and Bill begin laughing loudly. When they regain their composure Bea continues with her comments.

Bea:  Well, Ariana, that story of the three idiots and the dog shit on the sidewalk fits you perfectly. They were so stupid they didn’t realize all they had to do was step to the side and walk past the dog shit rather than smelling it, feeling it, and tasting it. How are you like those three idiots Ariana? Like them not knowing the easy way to get around the dog shit on the sidewalk so you also are not thinking how you can find the easy way to get around the fact that I am going to beat you down, take advantage of your hurt hand, and I will walk away as the winner of our match AND the newly crowned Sin City Wrestling Bombshell Internet Champion. Save yourself from wasting your time concerning our match Ariana. You already know that I look like a Champion. . .I smell like a Champion. . .and I taste like a Champion. . .so for you to try to think I am not what I claim to be then you just put yourself into the same moron category as the three idiots in the story.

BEA INFORMS ARIANA ANGELOS WHAT SHE WILL DO AS THE BOMBSHELL INTERNET CHAMPION

Bea:  So, Ariana, you have a messed up hand and you are in a bad situation having to wrestle me one-handed. Although your hand is not broken the fact that you nearly missed this assigned match against me due to your injury is all I need to know. You can stand in front of the camera and try to tell everyone that you are fine but we know you are not. It was only when Management told you if you fail to show for this match that you will be stripped of the Bombshell Internet Championship that you opted to put your wrestling career in jeopardy rather than staying out of the ring and letting Management strip you of the Bombshell Internet Championship.

Bea flashes a smile into the camera.

Bea:  So, Ariana, I assure you that I am winning our match. I assure you that I will be the one defending the Bombshell Internet Championship against Courtney Pierce on December 17, 2023, because I am defeating you this Sunday. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news for you but it is damn sure good news for me.

CLOSING COMMENTS

Bea looks over at Bill to see if he has any comments to add before she presents her closing comments on her upcoming Bombshell Internet Championship match against Ariana Angelos.

Bea:  Bill is there anything you wish to state before I deliver my closing comments?

Bill:  I want to inform Ariana Angelos, and everyone associated with her, that me, and others, will be closely watching this match to ensure the Referee calls the match legally. . .that Ariana doesn’t cheat or use weapons against Bea in their match. . .and that if anyone attempts to interfere in their match they will be destroyed by me and those with me. That’s all I wanted to state Bea. The remaining air time is yours.

Bea:  Thanks for your comments Bill. So, Ariana, you have an injured wrist and hand. Instead of taking time off from wrestling to allow your wrist and hand to heal, which would have caused Management to take the Bombshell Internet Championship away from you for failing to be able to defend it, you have decided to participate in our match. Oh, Ariana, I expected you to be smarter than that. Then again most of the Bombshells in Sin City Wrestling have small brains with limited comprehension abilities so I guess I cannot expect most of them to think logically. I don’t give a damn how badly I hurt you in our match. When I sat back and thought about how you will react when I inflict tons of pain upon you and a song popped into my head. That song is BIG GIRLS DON’T CRY by Frankie Valli and The Four Seasons. The key words of the song that apply to you include words from the opening part of the song which goes BIG GIRLS DON’T CRY but then towards the end of the song the words are BIG GIRLS DO CRY and both of those lyrics apply to you. When you start crying when I start hurting you the first words I will yell at you will be SHUT THE HELL UP. . .BIG GIRLS DON’T CRY but then towards the end of our match, when you are crying to much that you will probably lose about 10 pounds of weight from the tears you are shedding, that my last words to mock you because you are whining and crying will be WELL. . .DAMN ARIANA. . .BIG GIRLS DO CRY and then I will laugh so loudly when the Referee declares me as the winner of our match and as the newly crowned Sin City Wrestling Internet Champion!

Bea lets out a roaring laugh.

Bea:  Trust me Ariana when I tell the truth that you are coming into our match at reduced capacity. You are NOT going to defeat me as a one-handed wrestler. You are not going to be able to power through the pain I am going to inflict upon you. If you don’t believe me that I can take you down I suggest you find Violet Amelia Holt and ask her how tough I am in the ring. I had four matches against Violet and I won all four of them by submission. And, yes, Ariana, you can make the statement that Violet Amelia Holt obtained the Bombshell Roulette Championship when I have not yet obtained that Championship. But if you want to make that comment remember that Violet held the Roulette Championship for only two weeks before losing it. The fact remains that I have put Violet, and numerous other wrestlers, out of action and I won those matches by using my various submission holds. You are no exception to that rule Ariana.

Bea lets out a roaring laugh this time.

Bea:  Ariana you will come into our match with the Bombshell Internet Championship around your waist but when our match is over I will exit the ring with the Bombshell Internet Championship around my waist as the newly crowned Sin City Wrestling Bombshell Internet Champion. And, Ariana, won’t that just piss you off to no end knowing that I will go into December 2 Remember V and defend MY Bombshell Internet Championship against Courtney Pierce? Even though I have no in-ring history with Courtney Pierce I will successfully defend the Bombshell Internet Championship against her. Yep! Damn right that will piss you off! I’m probably going to piss you off even further by stating that I’m happy that our match is taking place during the Thanksgiving Holiday because I am damn sure going to beat the stuffing out of you! But you know what Ariana? I don’t give a damn if I piss you off. Just deal with it because you have no choice but to deal with it! See you at Climax Control 379 on Sunday, November 26, 2023, in Tempe, Arizona.

Bea informs the camera person that she is done with her comments. The camera person calls into the Network to inform them that Bea is done with her comments. They inform the camera person to remain focused on Bea and that they are the Network will be the one to cut the camera feed. The camera person keeps their camera focused on Bea and about a minute later the Network cuts the feed and our screen goes dark.



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Climax Control Archives / WHAT? AM I FACING A MARSHMALLOW?
« on: November 17, 2023, 01:08:08 PM »
WHAT? AM I FACING A MARSHMALLOW?

Narrator:  I see Bill Barnhart is at it again when it comes to talking about an opponent. This time Bill has managed to give the nickname of his opponent for Climax Control 378 by calling Matty Mallow as MARSHMALLOW. Oh well you can’t help but be amused by Bill’s twisted sense of humor.

OPENING COMMENTS

The scene shifts from the Narrator to a shot of Bill and Bea Barnhart at the Outback Steakhouse located at 2600 East Lucky Lane in Flagstaff, Arizona. This Outback Steakhouse is located not too far from the Walkup Skydome where Sin City Wrestling is holding their next event which is Climax Control 378. At this event Bill Barnhart is facing off against someone named Matty Mallow. There is a camera person assigned to Bill Barnhart and they have their camera set up and they are broadcasting live. When the camera person informs Bill and Bea they are live broadcasting the two focus into the camera.

Bill:  Before I go into comments for my match against Matty Mallow at Climax Control 378 I would like to congratulate Bea for her decisive victory over Kat Jones at Climax Control 377.

Bea:  Thank you Bill. I tried telling everyone that I was going to get back at the other wrestlers who kept falsely accusing me and claiming I did things I never did. Kat got a lesson that states others need to be careful what they say to others as one day someone will cram your words down your throat and you will choke on them. Yep! That’s what happened to Kat Jones at Climax Control 377. Also I would like to add that I really wanted to lock in my Sleeper Hold and make Kat pass out but when she managed to squirm out of it I beat on her a bit more and then got the pinfall victory.

Bill:  Thanks for your opening comments Bea. I will ask you to chime in again as we move along.

The Waiter arrives at the table of Bill and Bea to take their orders.

Bill:  Please excuse us while we place our dinner order. We are at a restaurant so taking a break in comments now and then is expected as the staff are server more than our table and we don’t wish to slow them down.

We listen as the Waiter takes the orders for Bill and Bea’s dinner. Bill orders the Outback Center-Cut Sirloin Steak and he asks for it well-done. Of course many others take offense at anyone ordering a steak well-done but Bill detests half-cooked meat. Bill asks for the steak to be accompanied with a baked potato and broccoli. Bea opts for the Filet Mignon Steak and she asks for the steak to be accompanied with rice and broccoli. The Waiter then asks Bill and Bea what they want for their drinks for their meals. Bill requests a Classic Coke which is one of his favorite drinks next to coffee. Bea request Sweet Tea which is a common favorite in the State of Georgia where they live. The Waiter thanks Bill and Bea for their orders and he informs them it will take about 30 minutes for their dinners to arrive.

Bill:  You want to know what I’m thinking Bea?

Bea:  Of course!

Bill:  I wonder if Outback Steakhouse serves Marshmallow Pie.

Bea:  What? Where in the world did that come from?

Bill:  My opponent for Climax Control 378 is named Matty Mallow. When I saw the card posted, and I saw Matty Mallow listed as my opponent, the first thing that came to my mind was WHAT? AM I FACING A MARSHMALLOW IN MY MATCH AT CLIMAX CONTROL 378?

Bea:  Oh, Bill, you really do have a twisted sense of humor.

Bill:  And Matty Marshmallow, or whatever the hell his name is, will have a very twisted body after I get done beating him down.

HOW BILL AND MATTY MATCH UP

Bill pulls out a sheet of paper and opens it to read it to the viewers.

Bill:  Most of the male wrestlers in Sin City Wrestling are smaller and lighter than I am. That doesn’t always equate into a victory for me but in most cases the taller and heavier opponent ends up winning the majority of their matches. On this paper are the height and weight statistics of myself and Matty Mallow. I come into our match at 6 feet 4 inches and 240 pounds. Matty comes into our match at 5 feet 10 inches and 195 pounds. Maybe most of you feel that me having 6 inches of height, and 45 pounds of weight, advantage over an opponent doesn’t mean anything. However I feel that 6 inches of height offers more leverage over a smaller opponent. And my 45 pounds of weight over an opponent does wear down a lighter opponent quickly. I don’t care what others think. I just care about what I know to be the statistics. And for damn sure Matty is going to find out that the statistics don’t lie when applied to our match.

Bea:  Many of the Bombshells who had more height, or weight, or both, over me, found out that their height and weight advantage didn’t help them at all.

THE FOOD BILL AND BEA ORDERED ARRIVES

Bill:  Our food has arrived so we will continue with our comments between events at our table. Please be patient as we must allow the servers to bring our food and for us to eat our dinner while we are commenting on my upcoming match.

The Waiter delivers Bill’s Outback Center Cut Sirloin Steak cooked well done with sides of baked potato and broccoli. Bea receives her Filet Mignon steak with sides of rice and broccoli. Bea receives a large glass of sweet tea while Bill receives a large glass of Classic Coke. Bill and Bea eat some of their food, and drink some of their drinks, and then they focus on the camera and continue their comments.

BILL DISCUSSES HOW AGE IS NOT A FACTOR IN THE SPORT OF WRESTLING   AS A LOT OF PEOPLE CLAIM

Bill:  Some of you may not know that I turned 40 years of age on November 14, 2023. Ever since I turned 30 years of age other wrestlers, announcers, Managers, and some of the fans, have been disrespecting me for wrestling at that age range. I won’t mention names of other wrestlers who are older than I am, and who receive unwarranted support from the fans, as I’m not here to promote other wrestlers. However I will give hints about them as mentioning the names of wrestlers in other Federations is to be disrespectful to Sin City Wrestling.

Bea:  So without using names of wrestlers outside of Sin City Wrestling we will only give general descriptions.

Bill:  You hypocrites condemn me for turning 40 years of age and staying active in the sport of wrestling. However, at the same time, you continue to support wrestlers in other Wrestling Federations who are in their late 40’s, in their 50’s, and a few of them in their 60’s or older. One of them is a wrestler who has, for most of his career, worn face makeup. Do you know how old he is? He is 64 which 24 years older than I am yet you still support him while disrespecting me. Another one is a wrestler who is stuck in the 1970’s who seems to be jacked up on steroids and wears an outdated Fu Man Chu type of facial hair. And guess how old that wrestler is? Oh my. . .golly gee...that wrestler is 70 years of age and yet you also still support him. One more I know you are familiar with is one who claims to be a person who takes care of preparing, and burying, dead people. And just take a wild guess how old that wrestler is that you all still support and cheer on? He is 58 years of age. That’s my short list of those wrestlers you all support who are older than I am. I won’t mention others at this point in time but there were a few wrestlers in other Federations who wrestled into their mid-70’s. So if you hypocrites, who support wrestlers who are a hell of a lot older than I am at 40 years of age, want to try disrespecting me for my age I will help you locate the place where I want you to shove your bullshit nonsense! Ohhhhhh. . .so you can support those wrestlers who are way older than I am but you disrespect me for just turning 40 years of age. You are pathetic hypocrites as I caught you in your lies.

Bea:  Although Matty Mallow is 16 years younger than Bill I tell you that Matty is going to find out that Bill is ten times more than he will be able to handle in their match.

Bill and Bea pause their comments again to eat more of their food. When they are done eating more of their food they continue with their comments.

Bill:  Matty I assure you that when you signed the Contract to face me in our upcoming match that you accepted the fact that I am going to hurt you, badly hurt you, and that the hurt I inflict on you most likely will force you to go into early retirement from the sport of wrestling. Over my wrestling career I’ve held more Championships than your age of 24. Yes, Matty, I’ve held more than 30 Championships in my 22 years of wrestling. If you think I will go easy on you in our match then you are sadly deceiving yourself.

Bea:  Tell the viewers, and Matty, what you said about the comments people make about you turning 40.

Bill:  Matty I’m a fan of Elton John. That man has done some of the best music in my lifetime. One of his songs comes to mind when young punks like you disrespect me as I just turned 40 years of age. That Elton John song is I’M STILL STANDING and that’s the concept I use for my wrestling. I’M STILL STANDING at the age of 40, and I’m still kicking ass, and yet many wrestlers younger than me have quit or retired long ago. And one of the lines in Elton John’s song, I’M STILL STANDING, goes YOU KNOW I’M STILL STANDING BETTER THAN I EVER DID, so you and everyone else need to know that I’m am still standing, still strong, still brawling, and still an ass kicking son of a bitch and I back down from nobody!

Bill and Bea are done with their meal. Their Waiter brings their tab for them to pay. When the Waiter returns with the receipt for them to sign to authorize payment Bill and Bea add a tip that is a little more than 50 percent of the entire bill for their meal. They do that because they know that restaurant staff really don’t get paid much in regular pay and they rely on tips to make up the difference. When their bill is paid Bill and Bea request to be allowed to present closing comments to the viewers before leaving the restaurant and the Waiter tells them that is okay and not to rush their comments.

Bill:  Well, Matty, we are closing in on November 19, 2023, which is the date of Climax Control 378.

Bea:  Matty you stand a better chance of being a bug flying into a bug zapper and surviving than you do stepping into the wrestling ring against Bill Barnhart.

Bill:  After the beat down I give to you I’m sure you will wish you were a bug flying into a bug zapper. Whereas a bug flying into a bug zapper has a 25 percent chance of surviving to another day you have a less than 10 percent chance of defeating me on Sunday at Climax Control 378.

Bea:  It isn’t a matter of IF you win this match against Bill because there is no IF in the equation. You cannot win against Bill and everyone knows it. The honorable thing for you to do after Bill defeats and destroys you is to stand up and admit to the world that you came up short and got your ass whupped.

Bill:  So, Matty, be assured I am excited to enter our match and make short work of you and walk away the winner. I’m sure you have probably soiled your underwear numerous times since the Climax Control 378 card was announced. I’m positive I will make you soil your underwear numerous times again from the bell to officially start our match to the bell that ends our match where I get my hand raised in victory by the Referee for our match. Have a nice day Matty because today is likely to be the last day you are able to have a nice day. I am Bill Barnhart and I’m here to destroy you.

Bea:  We will be off the air for a short time as we return to our hotel room. Once we are back in the hotel room we will continue broadcasting comments and we will let you in on a video call with our English Bulldog Iris.

BILL AND BEA ARE BACK IN THEIR HOTEL ROOM

The camera person has set up their camera in the hotel room of Bill and Bea Barnhart. When the camera person has confirmation they are connected with the Network they let Bill and Bea know and they begin their comments.

Bill:  Before we give closing comments on my upcoming match against Matty Mallow me and Bea wish to let you join us for a quick video call with Iris. We had Iris remain in Lawrenceville, Georgia, at our home and our friend and neighbor, Andrew, is there with Iris to help her with our video call.

When the video call is connected the first thing Bill and Bea see is Iris twerking into her computer screen and she is spinning around and we are trying to find out what is going on. Then their friend and neighbor Andrew turns the laptop of Iris around and what we see is Senor Vinnie’s friend, Pete The Cactus, and Pete is obviously excited to see Iris twerking and spinning around.

Bea:  IRIS!!! What in the world are you doing? We left you at home to have Andrew take care of you and when we are ready to do a video call with you to check on how you are doing we end up seeing you twerking for Pete The Cactus! Andrew would you please turn off the video call Iris is having with Pete The Cactus so Iris will stop twerking so she will pay attention to us?

Andrew disconnects the video call Iris was having with Pete The Cactus. Now the total focus of Iris is on Daddy Bill and Mommy Bea.

Bill:  Iris? How are you doing other than disobeying us concerning suggestive video calls with Pete the Cactus?

Iris:  Bark. Ruff. Growl. (translation:  I am okay. Andrew is taking good care of me. Sorry I did the video call with Pete The Cactus)

Bea:  We are not mad with you Iris but we are disappointed that you did not obey us. From now on when we are traveling with Sin City Wrestling and you want to have a video call with Pete The Cactus you have to ask Andrew to contact us and ask for our permission to allow you to do that.

Bill:  Soon we will return home for a short time and then you can have quality time with me and Mommy Bea. We need to end of video call now so please obey the rules we have in place for you, and you need to behave for Andrew, and if you are a good girl, and you ask Andrew to contact us to give you permission to have a video call with Pete The Cactus you will receive a positive response from us.

Iris groans and barks then she spins around as she knows that Mommy Bea and Daddy Bill are not mad at her. Bea ends the video call and we return to getting a shot of Bill and Bea in their hotel room as Bill and Bea are ready to present their closing comments.

Bill:  Bea have you noticed that you are not the only wrestler who gets falsely accused of stuff?

Bea:  Although I do get the majority of the false accusations against me I have noticed that you get a fair share of those false accusations also.

Bill:  It comes down to the other wrestlers knowing they are inferior to me, both physically and mentally, and the only way they believe they can level the playing field is to hurl false accusations and lied claiming I did something I never did. I guess that’s what happens to others when they get assigned to wrestle me and they know they are doomed to receive a beatdown and then they will get labeled as a worthless coward.

Bea:  We just have to ignore all the ignorant wrestler, and the people they are associated with, and focus on us as we are the honestly ones.

Bill:  Oh, Matty, it pains me that I must enter our match, dominate you, and destroy you. It is nothing personal, Matty, it is just business in the sport of wrestling. So please don’t take it personally.

Bea:  I previously mentioned that I am the official licensed Manager for Bill. My job at ringside is to ensure you don’t hire interference, or hire people to attack myself or Bill, and that you are not attempting to use illegal items to use to attack Bill. The final thing I am at ringside as Bill’s Manager is that I am there to ensure the Referee calls he match fairly and equally for both of you and that they don’t allow themselves to become distracted.

Bill:  As of right now I have not been informed what the time limit on our match will be. It honestly doesn’t matter what time limit is applied to our match as I plan on defeating you in less than 15 minutes. Nothing personal Matty. . .just business as usual for me. See you in the ring on Sunday!

Bill and Bea are done with their closing comments. They thank the camera person and the Network for allowing them to broadcast their comments for Bill’s upcoming match. Bea then motions to the camera person that they can cut their camera feed. The camera person cuts their camera feed the feed is cut and our screen goes dark.



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Climax Control Archives / TIME TO TAKE THE KITTY KAT TO GET SPAYED
« on: November 10, 2023, 04:20:56 PM »
TIME TO TAKE THE KITTY KAT TO BE SPAYED

Narrator:  You’re familiar with the term Cat Fight right? That’s what we are going to have at Climax Control 377 when Bea Barnhart faces off against KAT JONES. These two are not strangers when it comes to facing off against each other in the ring so you should expect a brutal match. During my discussion with Bea before I came on the air to present opening comments I will inform you that Bea is not going into this match to lose. . .she is going in to win, and destroy, Kat Jones.

AT THE WRESTLING RING AT THE STAR OF THE DESERT ARENA IN PRIMM, NEVADA

The scene opens with Bea Barnhart, along with her husband, Bill Barnhart, standing in front of the wrestling ring at the Star Of The Desert Arena in Primm, Nevada. Both Bea and Bill are casually dressed in matching attire consisting of white sneakers, black slacks, with Bill both wearing a yellow and pink pullover shirt. When the camera person informs them that they are live broadcasting Bill and Bea launch into their comments on Bea’s upcoming match against Kat Jones.

Bea:  Behind me is the wrestling ring where myself and Kat Jones will face off in a wrestling match at Climax Control 377. This is the wrestling ring where I will dominate and destroy Kat and send her packing where she will retire from wrestling and move into a Retirement Home. With me today is my husband, Bill, who supports me and we are both confident I will get a quick and easy victory over Kat. To put it in simple and direct terms I am going to Spay the Kat.

Bill:  For those of you do not know what happened between Bea and Kat I will tell you that Kat has done so much crap against Bea that when you find out all that she did to Bea you will understand why Bea wants to destroy her and put her out of the sport of wrestling.

BEA CONFRONTS KAT JONES AND TELLS THE TRUTH ABOUT HER

Bea:  First I will let you know that I’ve had one match against Kat and she won. I don’t try to make everyone believe that I won that match because I did not. But in our upcoming match, at Climax Control 377, I will win and it will be an easy and decisive win. I I want everyone watching right now to know what type of person Kat Jones is. She falsely accused me of doing things that I never did. She tried to get everyone to believe that, while serving as Bill’s Manager, that I sprayed PERFUME into the face and eyes of Bill’s opponents. The only thing I ever had in my so-called PERFUME bottle was water. When Kat and others had my so-called PERFUME bottle taken from me and the contents were analyzed the contents turned out to be water. . .just water...you know. . .H2O water. I do not tolerate people lying about me, and claiming I did things I never did, and falsely accusing me of stuff.. Kat also perpetrated interference in many of my wrestling matches and sometimes it caused me to lose and other times I got past her interference and I still won. Sometimes Kat acted alone and other times she had to bring a bunch of people with her to provide enough interference to cause me to lose the match. Payback is a bitch is how the saying goes and the payback I will put on Kat in our match will be her demise in the sport of wrestling.

Bill:  Bea you need to tell the viewers what you told me about Kat and how she has been unfairly treating you.

Bea:  I did talk about how Kat has been unfairly treating me but since you asked for additional comments on that subject I will add more comments. Kat Jones has been a jerk to me for a long time and there has been no reason for her being abusive to me except that she is jealous of me. I understand her jealousy of me, as I am prettier and have a higher I.Q. than she could ever hope for, but to perpetrate attacks on me during my wrestling matches, and falsely accuse me of stuff, is the main factor that causes me to destroy her and make her want to retire from wrestling.

Bill:  For the record Bea comes into this match at 5 feet 5 inches in height and 130 pounds of weight. Kat Jones comes into this match at 5 feet 8 inches and 124 pounds. There is no weight advantage in this match. Also having 3 inches of height over Bea is not classified as an advantage.

Bea:  Since we are basically even in height and weight the advantage I have over Kat is that I am more talented than she is and for sure more intelligent. When you have a slow dim-witted moron as an opponent, as I have with Kat, getting and keeping the advantage over her is easy.

Bill:  You mentioned something else to me recently concerning Kat and I wonder if you want to share that with the viewers.

Bea:  Which comment are you referring to since I made several comments concerning opponents and especially concerning Kat Jones.

Bill:  The one about claiming to be all natural but turning out to be a fake.

Bea:  Ha ha ha!!! The viewers will enjoy that one!!! I find it silly when women claim they are all-natural and then when they take selfies they edit the selfies to make themselves look nicer and to remove their flaws. They wear heavy eye liner, heavy lipstick, they put colorings in their hair and on their face, all to hide all their flaws and ugly features, then they try to pass themselves off as being real and natural. Nothing like claiming to be REAL and ALL NATURAL then we see you being a fake. There is nothing fake about me, Kat, because what you see is the real deal. There is nothing fake on, or in, my body. I possess natural beauty and a sexy body so I don’t have to work overtime, like you do, to try to look presentable to others.

Bill:  Since Kat Jones is a perpetual liar are you going to comment on that?

Bea:  Damn sure I’ll comment on that! Kat you know who Pinocchio is and you know that he was a liar. When Pinocchio lied his nose grew long and when he told the truth his nose went back to normal. Unfortunately for you Kat since you always lie your nose will never return to normal size. Just as it was easy for everyone to know when Pinocchio was lying so it is that everyone knows when you are lying.

CLOSING COMMENTS

Bea:  Kat I know you have seen a black cat. But have you ever seen a black cat after they got into a fight with other cat and that other cat kicked their ass? The black cat has scratches, bites, open wounds, bleeding, a bent ear, and missing patches of fur, due to the other cat kicking their ass. Yep! Keep that vision in your mind because that is how you are going to look when I get done with you in our match. And to make sure you know how severe a beating you will get at my hands please refer to the graphic the Network will put up right now.

The network puts up the graphic Bea previously sent to them.


Bea:  Yes, Kat, this is what you will look like after I get done beating the crap out of you!  Sorry that I have to destroy you and send you into retirement but after all the evil and disgusting and illegal things you have done against me. . .you deserve what I do to you during our match.

Bill:  Damn! I couldn’t have said it better.

Bea looks into the camera and informs the camera person that she is done with her comments for today. The camera person cuts their camera feed and the screen goes dark.


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BE READY TO CORONATE ME AS THE NEXT SIN CITY WRESTLING ROULETTE CHAMPION

Narrator:  Everyone knows. . .or they should know. . .that Bill Barnhart is a two-time Sin City Wrestling Roulette Champion. At Climax Control 376 Bill has been assigned to a Triple Threat Roulette Championship match against Peter Vaughn, who is the current Roulette Champion, and Jack Washington who is the other challenger. Bill told me he is walking away from this match as the newly crowned Roulette Champion and that nothing will stop him from earning the Roulette Championship for his third time. With that said I now turn you over to Bill Barnhart who is relaxing in his hotel room which is located near to the Gold Coast Casino in Las Vegas, Nevada.

OPENING COMMENTS

The scene changes to a shot of Bill and Bea Barnhart in their hotel room at a hotel close to the Gold Coast Casino. They have set up two nice comfortable chairs with a small table set between the chairs and on the table are two wine glasses and a bottle of light red wine. We take note that both wine glasses are filled about half full of the light red wine. In the camera shot Bill is on our right side and Bea is on our left side. We take note of the fact that Bill is casually dressed in blue jeans and a white pullover shirt while Bea has opted for black slacks and a light pink blouse. Bill and Bea pick up their wine glasses and take a drink then return the glasses to the table. When the camera person informs Bill and Bea that they are live broadcasting the two look into the camera and begin their comments concerning Bill’s upcoming match which is a Triple Threat Roulette Championship match against Peter Vaughn and Jack Washington with Peter Vaugh being the current Sin City Wrestling Roulette Champion.

Bill:  Welcome to our hotel room. We were able to secure a very nice suite so we have more room and better furnishings than obtaining a standard basic room.

Bea:  It is nice to be able to upgrade to a nice suite like we have. Too bad we are not able to bring our English Bulldog Iris with us for most of our assignments so she has to stay at home in Lawrenceville, Georgia.

Bill:  As we normally do we left Iris at our home in Lawrenceville, Georgia, and our neighbor, Andrew, is taking care of Iris for us until we return.

BILL’S HISTORY AGAINST PETER VAUGHN AND JACK WASHINGTON

Bill:  Since there are lot of rumors and lies flying around concerning my upcoming Triple Threat Roulette Championship me and Bea wish to clear the air, feed you the truth, and get you to understand what is fantasy and what is reality.

Bea:  Well stated Bill.

Bill:  To start out the truthful comments I wish to present my history concerning the Roulette Championship and how I have fared to date against Peter Vaughn and Jack Washington.

Bea:  Honesty is always the best policy.

Bill:  I am a two-time Roulette Champion and I will mention the statistics on those two reigns a little later. Concerning my history against Peter Vaughn and Jack Washington the truth is that I am 0-2 against both Peter Vaughn and Jack Washington. Those matches are as follows. On May 7, 2023, at Into The Void XII, I lost the Four Way Roulette Championship match, a Ladder Match, for the vacated Roulette Championship. In this match were myself, Malachi, Peter Vaughn, and Godley Ken Davison, with the winner being Peter Vaughn who was able to climb the ladder the grab the Roulette Championship off the hook.

Bea:  It was a great match and you came close to winning. Trying hard and performing your best is what counts.

Bill:  The second match I lost to Peter Vaughn was on July 23, 2023, at Climax Control 367. This was a Stretcher Match for the Roulette Championship. Peter Vaughn obtained the win over me when he got me strapped onto the stretcher.

Bea:  There are no lies or excuses involved in these matches. In both of these matches Peter Vaughn got the win and that is how things go sometimes.

Bill:  When it comes to Jack Washington I present the two matches we had that Jack won. Our first match was April 17, 2022, at Climax Control 328. It was an Internet Championship match and Jack Washington managed to get the submission win over me.

Bea:  It was a great match and we commend Jack Washington for managing to get Bill to submit in the match.

Bill:  Our second match was September 17, 2023, at Climax Control 372. It was a Standard Rules match and Jack Washington got the pinfall on me. So with Jack Washington, as with Peter Vaughn, I am also 0-2 against him.

Bea:  Those two 0-2 records are in the past. Bill will defeat Peter Vaughn and Jack Washington at Climax Control 376 and Bill will become a three-time Roulette Champion.

Bill and Bea pause their comments to sip their wine and when they are done they continue their comments for Bill’s match.

BILL’S RECORD HOLDING THE SIN CITY WRESTLING ROULETTE CHAMPIONSHIP

Bill: As I stated earlier I am going to give you my history holding the Roulette Championship twice. I first won the Roulette Championship on October 3, 2021, at Climax Control 312 and then I lost the Roulette Championship on April 3, 2022, at Climax Control 316. I had a nice six month reign as Roulette Champion.

Bea:  When you take into account that a wrestler who can successfully defend the Roulette Championship for two months or more is rare then you realize Bill’s six month reign as roulette Champion was a major accomplishment.

Bill:  I won my second Roulette Championship on October 30, 2022, at High Stakes XII and lost the Roulette Championship January 15, 2023, at Inception VI. This time it was a 3 month reign.

Bea:  Although Bill’s second reign as Sin City Wrestling Roulette Champion was three months the fact that Bill managed to win the Roulette Championship twice is something not many of the other Roulette Champions were able to accomplish.

Bill and Bea again drink some wine then return their glasses to the table.

HOW DOES BILL BARNHART MEASURE UP AGAINST PETER VAUGHN AND JACK WASHINGTON?

Bill:  Although the height and weight of the wrestlers involved in a match doesn’t make a major different in the match it does, in fact, have an effect on how the match goes. In my upcoming Triple Threat Roulette Championship match we have various size wrestlers. First we have the current Roulette Champion, Peter Vaughn, who enters the match at 5 feet 8 inches and 185 pounds. Then you compare his statistics against Jack Washington at 6 feet 1 inch and 235 pounds, and myself at 6 feet 4 inches and 240 pounds. Peter Vaughn has proved he has the skills to overcome his height and weight disadvantage so that is a factor to be considered in our upcoming match. With myself and Jack Washington I have 3 inches of height and 5 pounds of weight over him but those are not major determining factors as we are nearly even in height and weight. However the fact remains that I have 8 inches of height and 55 pounds of weight over Peter Vaughn and this time that will have a positive effect for me and a negative effect for Peter Vaughn.

Bea: I’m sure many of you watching are going to use the fact that in a one-on-one match Peter Vaughn was able to get the win over the taller and heavier Bill Barnhart but with three wrestlers involved in this upcoming match there really is no advantage and the winner will be the wrestler who can overcome anything and everything. That wrestler, of course, will be Bill Barnhart.

Bill and Bea pause again to sip some wine before continuing their comments.

HOW YOU THINK ABOUT THINGS, AND HOW YOU PERCEIVE THINGS, MAKES THE DIFFERENCE

Bill:  I will now present information to help you understand that how you think about things, and how you perceive things, makes the difference.

Bea:  Bill has presented this information to me previously and I hope you get the same level of AHHHH that I got when he related the situation to me.

Bill:  When I was just out of High School, and working at my first job , before I decided to become a Wrestler, one of my co-workers was accepted to be on the United States Olympic Wrestling team. He worked in the Greco Roman category. He told me since he was a member on the United States Olympic Wrestling team that our workplace gave him paid time off to compete in Olympic events, all around the world, leading up to the Olympic Games. He told me he was assigned to the United States Olympic Greco Roman Wrestling team. I knew that the top three wrestlers in each category automatically get to compete so I asked my co-worker if he was one of the top three in his weight class for the Greco Roman team and he told me he was not. He said he came up short but that he was assigned as the Number One Alternate and that there are three Alternates after the three top wrestlers are assigned to compete in the Olympics. I asked him what that meant and he told me if one of the top three wrestlers are unable to compete then they would take the Number One Alternate, meaning him as the Number One Alternate, and assign them to be in the top three so they can officially compete for a Medal. Thinking about my friend being the Number One Alternate on the Greco Roman Olympic Wrestling team a thought entered my head. So you know what I told him? I said if I was in his position, as Number One Alternate, and the only way I would be able to step up into the top three wrestlers who get to compete in the Olympics for that category, that the next time the team members were walking down the stairs I would CONVENIENTLY trip one of the top three wrestlers and they would fall down the stairs and get hurt and be unable to wrestle. Bang! There ya go! I just go into contention as one of the top three on that Olympic Wrestling Team! My friend was surprised by my comment but he also stated that what I suggested was brilliant.

Bea:  Although I find that story amusing, and it would lead one of the three Alternates to pull something like that, both myself and Bill do not condone that type of action to try to eliminate someone from their wrestling event. Bill is exceptionally competent in the wrestling ring and he has what it takes to legally win the Roulette Championship at Climax Control 376. When Bill wins the match, and the Roulette Championship for the third time, he will have accomplished that by legally winning as Bill doesn’t need to cheat in a match in order to win.

Bill:  Like I always say. . .if anyone has to cheat and violate the rules to obtain a cheap win then they are a cowardly piece of crap and they need to be flushed down the toilet.

DON’T TRUST ANYONE

Bill:  There’s a saying that goes DON’T TRUST ANYONE AS FAR AS YOU CAN THROW THEM but I say DON’T TRUST ANYONE AS FAR AS YOU CAN SEE THEM. The reason I mentioned this is that I know Peter Vaughn and Jack Washington are running scared knowing that I’m involved in this match and they know I’m going to leave the match as the newly crowned Sin City Wrestling Roulette Champion and this will be my third reign as Roulette Champion. So if you two cowards need to cheat, violate the rules, and obtain interference, to get a win over me, then it only proves you are chickenshit cowards.

Bea:  Well stated Bill.

CLOSING COMMENTS

Bill:  Many of you are not aware of the fact that I’m one of the easiest wrestlers in Sin City Wrestling for others to get along with, and interact with, whether you’re another wrestler in the Federation or you’re a fan. I get paid by Sin City Wrestling Management to wrestle. I get paid by them to entertain the fans. I get paid by Management to ensure every match I’m involved in brings thrills and excitement to the fans. However, when I run into jerks, whether they’re other wrestlers or fans, I shoot a comeback at them on their comments that they think I’m anti-social with the comment that I belong to the ANTI SOCIAL SOCIAL CLUB.  I only say that to them because they started the insulting comments and that shoot-back comment I give them usually brings a look of shock, and confusion, on their faces and I enjoy that.

Bea:  So, Bill, are you ready to present your final closing statement for this presentation?

Bill:  Yes I am. While all the wrestlers in Sin City Wrestling who are jerks claim that I’m the problem in Sin City Wrestling I tell all of you that you’re the ones always causing the problems. You may think the fans are stupid enough to buy into your bullshit and lies but I have faith in the fans that they know who is really telling the truth in Sin City Wrestling and who is really telling the lies. Simply put:  I AM NOT THE PROBLEM IN SIN CITY WRESTLING. . .I AM THE SOLUTION!!!

With that final comment from Bill Barnhart we see Bea flash the CUT sign to the camera person. The camera person then calls into the Network to let them know Bill and Bea are done with their comments for today and the Network tells the camera person to cut their camera feed and then the Network will go to a commercial break. The camera person then cuts their camera feed and our screen goes dark.


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Climax Control Archives / NON-TITLE MIXED TAG TEAM MATCH
« on: October 06, 2023, 07:41:00 PM »
* I decided to do a combined Bill and Bea Barnhart promo for this match. . .opponents are free to post separate promos for their two wrestlers *

NON TITLE MIXED TAG TEAM MATCH

Narrator:  The next event in Sin City Wrestling is Climax Control 375 which is the Going Home show before we go into High Stakes XIII. Bill and Bea have been assigned a Non-Title Mixed Tag Team match for this event. Even if they were to win this match against Eiley and Olive Zahn it would not equate into an immediate Mixed Tag Team championship match at High Stakes XIII as the Mixed Tag Team championship match is already scheduled. However a win by the Barnharts would put them in the spotlight for a future Mixed Tag Team championship match. Bill and have returned to Lawrenceville, Georgia, to spend time with their English Bulldog Iris and they also have a live sports broadcast with Anthony Amey the Sports Anchor at WSB-TV Channel 2 in Atlanta, Georgia. Bill and Bea told me they will fly out to Reno, Nevada, later in the week to be ready for Climax Control 375. I now turn you over to Bill and Bea Barnhart at the television studio.

BILL AND BEA BARNHART INTERVIEW WITH ANTHONY AMEY

The scene shifts to a shot of Anthony Amey, the Sports Anchor at the WSR-TV Channel 2 studios in Atlanta, Georgia.


After the initial shot of Anthony Amey the camera person backs off to get a wide shot of Anthony Amey at his Sports Announcer desk with Bill and Bea Barnhart sitting in chairs to the right side of Anthony Amey.

Anthony Amey:  Bea I would like to start with you. You obtained a win against Harper Mason, by pinfall, at Climax Control 373 on September 24, 2023. You and Bill were Mixed Tag Team Champions for a short time. How do you feel going into this match against Eiley and Oliver Zahn in a Non-Title Mixed Tag Team Match at Climax Control 375?

Bea:  It was a nice win Anthony. Harper Mason was bragging about how great the is but I knocked her down a few notches in the ego category. As far as our upcoming Non-Title Mixed Tag Team match I have to say this is a great opportunity for me and Bill to prove ourselves again in the Mixed Tag Team Division. I do have one match against Eiley and she defeated me by submission. That match was on May 7, 2023, at Into The Void XII.    Without having more history against her there is no way to know how this match will go. I assure everyone I will give all I have. If me and Bill win this match we, of course, could not be placed into the Mixed Tag Team match at High Stakes XIII as that match is already booked. But a win over Eiley and Oliver Zahn at Climax Control 375 then we will be in contention for the Mixed Tag Team Championship against the winner of the Mixed Tag Team Championship match at High Stakes XIII.

Anthony Amey:  Thanks for your comments and your honesty. I hope you get the win against Eiley and Oliver Zanh as that would catapult you into contention, once again, for the Mixed Tag Team Championship. Now I turn to you Bill. I thought you were going to defeat Rodrigo Afonso at Climax Control 374. I have thoughts on your match but I want you to tell our viewers what happened in the match.

Bill:  What happened is very simple to explain. Throughout the history of wrestling smaller wrestlers have been able to overcome larger opponents and that happened to me at Climax Control 374. To be honest I didn’t think Rodrigo was as quick as he was and that submission hold he put me in was difficult to try to get out of. Stuff like that happens in the sport of Wrestling and anyone in this sport needs to take the results of each match and keep moving ahead. I congratulate Rodrigo Afonso for his win. It shows that he will be successful in Sin City Wrestling.

Anthony Amey:  Do you have a history against Oliver Zahn?

Bill:  No I do not. This will be my first match against Oliver Zahn. Although I would have liked to have had a Singles match against him I will take this Mixed Tag Team match and see how the match turns out.

Anthony Amey:  What is your strategy for your team facing off against Oliver Zahn and Eiley?

Bill:  Mixed Tag Team matches are the same as regular Tag Team matches but with one difference. If the two male wrestlers are legally in the ring and one of them tags out to their female partner then both male wrestlers need to get out of the ring and the two female wrestlers need to get into the ring. You can’t have a situation where it is male against female. Same goes if the two female wrestlers are legally in the ring and one of them tags out to their male partner then both female wrestlers need to get out of the ring and the two male wrestlers need to get into the ring.

Bea:  Even though I would love to get even with Eiley for the loss I took against her I can’t allow that to push me to do something wrong. This match is not a personal thing. . .it is a Tag Team. . .and as such myself and Bill need to function as a team. We did it before, and earned the Mixed Tag Team Championship, so we both know we are capable of winning this match even though a win against Eiley and Oliver Zahn would not make us Mixed Tag Team Champions as this is a non-Title match.

Anthony Amey:  I wish you the best in your Mixed Tag Team match against Oliver Zahn and Eiley. Thanks for coming into the studio for this interview.

The credits roll for the Sports broadcast of Anthony Amey at WSB-TV Channel 2 in Atlanta and then the network switches back to their regular news broadcast.

BACK AT THE BARNHART’S HOME IN LAWRENCEVILLE, GEORGIA

We get a camera shot of Bill and Bea Barnhart at their home in Lawrenceville, Georgia. Bill and Bea are playing with their English Bulldog Iris in their Living Room. Also with them is their neighbor, Andrew, who takes care of Iris when Bill and Bea are traveling for wrestling events.

Bill:  Andrew we greatly appreciate you taking care of Iris while we are traveling and performing at wrestling events.

Bea:  It is nice to know Iris is well cared for while we are traveling. We used to take Iris with us all the time but she can be distracting when we are trying to focus and get ready for our wrestling matches.

Andrew:  It is a pleasure to take care of Iris.

Bill:  Andrew do you mind taking Iris out to Sweetwater Park for a walk while me and Bea present comments concerning our wrestling match at Climax Control 375?

Andrew:  Sure! I hope you two win your match against the current Mixed Tag Team Champions as that will open up a Championship match in the near future. Come on Iris! Let’s take a walk in Sweetwater Park!

Iris spins around and makes silly noises as she loves to take walks in the park. As soon as Andrew and Iris leave the house Bill and Bea present comments for their match at Climax Control 375.

TIME TO TALK ABOUT WRESTLING

Bill:  Oliver. . .Eiley. . .we welcome you to our home in Lawrenceville, Georgia. Today we want to talk to you and let you know what we are about and where we stand in the sport of Wrestling. We are not able to talk WITH you since we don’t care to set up a Zoom video meeting so you two just sit back and listen.

Bea:  I echo what Bill said. Just listen to our comments so you will understand who we are and what we are about.

Bill: Bea I want you to present your comments first.

Bea:  Thanks. Eiley although most of our comments are directed at you and Oliver they also apply to everyone else in Sin City Wrestling. I don’t have the most impressive win-loss record in Sin City Wrestling. In the one match we had against each other you obtained the win and I congratulate you on that win. There are many Bombshells in Sin City Wrestling with better records than I have, and more accomplishments than I have, but there are also those who have records below mine. I am not here to talk about where I stand in the rankings as Management makes the rankings not me. I have been Mixed Tag Team Champion with my partner Bill. I destroyed Violet Amelia Holt FOUR times all by Submission and she never won a match against me. I realize she somehow managed to win the Bombshell Roulette Championship but to date I still haven’t figured out how she managed that. When Bill suggested that I become an active wrestler in Sin City Wrestling, in addition to serving as his Manager, I took him up on it. What most of you forget is that I have never worked as a wrestler before so when I started wrestling in Sin City Wrestling it was a new experience for me. I am here having fun. . .and I am always learning and improving, and I don’t whine about losses as all wrestlers lose matches. With that said I turn you over to Bill.

Bill:  I echo what Bea said about always doing the best you can in the sport of wrestling and to understand everyone loses matches and everyone wins matches. If wrestlers get upset over a loss and throw a tantrum it just shows how immature they are. I just took a loss to Rodrigo Afonso and I publicly congratulate him on the win. This isn’t about winning every match. It is about having fun and performing as best you can. Oliver me and Bea are coming into our match to win. Yes we realize if we defeat you two that we will not be in the Mixed Tag Team Championship match at High Stakes XIII. It would put us high up on the Contenders list for the Mixed Tag Team Championship though. So however our match goes myself and Bea accept the results and move on to our next matches.

Bea:  To all the wrestlers in Sin City Wrestling I need to remind you of something. You may be a good wrestler and win most of your matches but you also lose matches like everyone else does. The problem with the majority of those of you who win most of your matches is that you have a difficult time taking a loss. You always resort to claiming your opponent cheated, or violated the rules, or had someone interfere in your match, instead of taking the loss with dignity and then moving on to your next match. If you are in the sport of wrestling, but you are unable to accept losses, then please do us all a favor and get the hell out of wrestling and find some other job.

Bill:  Bea are you ready to go to WalMart and do some shopping? I want to pick up some golfing items and I know with your sideline of creating artwork that you may wish to purchase some art supplies.

Bea:  Let’s do it!

Bea informs the camera person they will ride with them to WalMart and back. That way if anything takes place there is video evidence to back up the things Bill and Bea often talk about but people are not able to view the evidence. Bill and Bea and the camera person get into Bill’s Hyundai Santa Fe and they head for the Lawrenceville, Georgia, location of WalMart.

BILL AND BEA SHOPPING AT WALMART IN LAWRENCEVILLE GEORGIA

Bea:  Just so everyone knows we have four full-size WalMart stores, and one WalMart Neighborhood market, within five miles of our home. We don’t  frequent the Duluth, Georgia, location and we rarely go to the WalMart store on Collins Hill Road. The Duluth location has too much traffic on the streets we need to use to get there and the Collins Hill Road location is somewhat remote, and you cannot even see the store until you turn into the parking area off of Collins Hill Road. We usually go to the Lilburn, Georgia, location as the WalMart in Lilburn is next to Home Depot and the car wash we use so it saves time and we don’t have to keep driving around to get to the three locations we normally visit. When we do not also need to go to Home Depot and the car wash we go to the WalMart in Lawrenceville, Georgia, which is located on Sugarloaf Parkway. That’s the location we are driving to now.

While Bill is driving East on Lawrenceville Highway, and he is approaching Sugarloaf Parkway, a reckless driver in the far left land slams on their brakes and swerves across three lanes of traffic to turn right on Sugarloaf Parkway and they nearly slam into Bill’s Santa Fe and they nearly caused a serious accident. Bill lays on the car horn and flips off the reckless driver. He also dials 911 and tells the police the make of vehicle, driver description, and the license plate number of the offending vehicle. Since Bill is also turning right on Sugarloaf Parkway to get to WalMart he follows the reckless driver. Bill remains on the phone with the 911 dispatcher and when they approach the Lawrenceville WalMart the offending driver also enters the WalMart parking lot. Bill informs the 911 dispatcher where the reckless driver is located in the WalMart parking lot and several Gwinnett Police vehicles rush to the location with lights and sirens going. They hop out and confront the offending driver. When they driver resists the Police, and threatens to harm them, the Police arrest the jerk and haul him off to Jail. The camera person riding with Bill and Bea has captured everything on camera.

Bill:  That, my friends, is just one of the many reasons you don’t f**k with me! If you want to violate the rules and laws while driving I will go off on you and destroy you. Same goes with wrestling. If you want to violate the rules and regulations while wrestling against me then I will go off on you ad destroy you! Did you get that clear in your heads Oliver and Eiley? I damn sure hope so! Now that the stupid reckless driver is taken care of let’s go inside and do some shopping.

Bill, Bea, and the camera person, exit the Santa Fe and enter WalMart. Bill grabs a shopping cart and Bea grabs another one as they will be shopping in different areas of the store so taking their own shopping carts with them will speed up the shopping. Bill asks the camera person to follow him, rather than Bea, as following someone in the Art Supplies department is not as interesting as following someone shopping in the Sporting Goods department. Bill and the camera person arrive in the Sporting Goods department.

Bill:  My first item to purchase is a new golf glove. To be honest I’ve never fully understood the reason for wearing a glove on your leading hand but not your other hand. For right-handed people like me the glove goes on the left hand. For left-handed people the glove goes on the right hand. Nobody has ever been able to give me a logical explanation for this. I assume the main reason is to prevent your leading hand from slipping off the grip when you swing the golf clubs. But if that were the case wouldn’t you wear gloves on both hands? Oh well.

Bill shrugs his shoulders and smiles into the camera.

Bill:  So, Oliver, since this is our first meeting in the ring I wonder what you are thinking. You already know me and Bea were Mixed Tag Team Champions. Yes our reign was short but we are still in the record books as holding the Mixed Tag Team Championship. What you may not know is that I earned the Roulette Championship on October 3, 2021, at Climax Control 312 by defeating Miles Kasey and Lincoln Daniels. I held on to, and successfully defended, the Roulette Championship numerous times and then on April 3, 2022, I lost the Roulette Championship to Finn Whelen. Not bad having a six month reign as Roulette Champion when you realize how brutal Roulette Championship matches are. Then on October 20, 2022, a year after my first reign as Roulette Champion started I again won the Roulette Championship, this time at High Stakes XII in a Graveyard Match when I tossed Miles Kasey into a grave for the win. This reign lasted until January 15, 2023, which is three months, then I lost the Roulette Championship to Goth at Inception VI. Maybe you think I suck in the ring, and to be honest everyone is entitled to their opinions, but for me to have held the Roulette Championship twice, for a total of NINE months is a damn nice accomplishment. I damn sure don’t see your name listed as Roulette Champion so please do me a favor a shut the hell up!

Bill selects two golf gloves as he always wants to have a spare available while golfing in case the one he is wearing suffers a tear. Bill then moves down the aisle and selects a box of Nitro golf balls and he holds them in front of him while the camera gets a shot of him holding the box of golf balls.

Bill:  Let me enlighten you Oliver. Most of the players I play golf with on my home golf course purchase golf balls that are either 12 in a package, or at the most 24 in a package, and they spend from $18 to $25 for a 12 or 24 package of golf balls. You see here that I am purchasing Nitro golf balls. They come in a package of 45 golf balls and they cost around $25. So I get good golf balls for the same price as others pay for half the amount. Unless you are a professional golfer on the PGA tour then you don’t need to spend a lot of money on golf balls. I play golf for the exercise, the fun, and the friendships I make. Most players I team with are not much better than I am. No reason to purchase overly-expensive golf balls and then when you hit one out-of-bounds or in a water hazard and you lose your ball you are out several Dollars for that one golf ball. Since I am spending one-third as much per golf ball as other players who purchase the very expensive golf balls, losing a golf ball here and there is not a major financial loss. This also applies to my wrestling. I’m not going to spend an excessive amount of money on my wrestling outfits. If you have great wrestling abilities as I do then whether you dress for less money you will still perform well. If you suck at wrestling then spending a lot of money on fancy wrestling outfits is a waste of money.

Bill informs the camera person he is done with his sporting goods purchases. He texts Bea to tell her they are going to the checkout now and for her to bring her art supplies so they can check out. When they reach the checkout Bea is waiting for them and they check out. The three return to Bill’s Santa Fe and Bill loads the items into the cargo area of the Santa Fe while Bea and the camera person get into the vehicle.

While Bill is driving to return to their home in Lawrenceville he is surprised that they do not encounter additional reckless drivers. They arrive home safely and wile they are unloading their purchases and bringing them inside their home their neighbor, Andrew, arrives at their home with Iris as they are done with their walk in Sweetwater Park. Once everyone is settled in the Living Room the camera person informs Bill and Bea they are going live broadcasting at this time.

CLOSING COMMENTS

Bill:  To start off our closing comments I want to bring up some statistics just so everyone cannot claim they were not informed. We both reviewed all the Title history in Sin City Wrestling. We looked at all the Championships for both the men and the women’s Championships and the Mixed Tag Team Championship.

Bea:  Our criteria for each Championship was to determine how many times a wrestler won a Championship then lost it in less than 30 days.

Bill:  To our amazement we found close to 40 times where a wrestler won a Championship then lost it in less than 30 days. We know you have held the Mixed Tag Team Championship for around two months but that doesn’t mean you will hold onto that Championship for a long time.

Bea:  Eiley you know I want to be the one to defeat your Mixed Tag Team as we’ve had one match against each other and you won that match. I really want to get the win over you as it will serve two purposes. First it will prove to the world that your victory over me maybe wasn’t as impressive as you have been telling everyone. It would also serve as an example to the wrestling world that me and Bill deserve to be Mixed Tag Team Champions again. When we defeat you we will get bumped up as challengers for the Mixed Tag Team Championship. Whether you or your opponents at High Stakes XIII walks away as Mixed Tag Team Champions me and Bill are coming after you.

Bill:  Although I know Bea wants to personally get the win over you two by, pinning Eiley or making her submit, the way Mixed Tag Team matches go any of us involved in the match could obtain a major advantage only to have the opponents manage to get a tag and then it is like starting over again when the other two wrestlers have to get into the ring and fight it out. As much as I want to get the win, whether by submission or pinfall, over you Oliver, my team will wait and take advantage of every mistake your team makes. Be ready for everything because there’s no limit to what me and Bea are capable of.

Bea:  You two need to remember that there have been a few times where the Mixed Tag Team Championship was decided in a Triple Threat and Four Way match. That means when. . .not IF but WHEN, me and Bill defeat you on Sunday there’s a good chance we would be added to the Mixed Tag Team Championship match at High Stakes XIII. Wouldn’t that be the ultimate shock for you two? Huh?

Bill:  Yes, Bea, it would shock them.

Bea:  And, as Bill stated earlier in our presentation, if you get a legal win over us we will not be upset. We will accept it and move on to our next matches. It may sound odd for your opponents to wish you the best of luck in our upcoming match but me and Bill do, in fact, wish you the best of luck in our match. Why? Because with you two facing me and Bill. . .you are damn sure going to need all the luck you can find! Thanks for joining us today. Bye!

At the final comment from Bea the camera person cuts their camera feed and our screen goes dark for a moment until the Network returns broadcasting regularly scheduled programming for this time slot.


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Climax Control Archives / WHO THE HELL IS AH FON SO?
« on: September 29, 2023, 07:58:26 PM »
WHO THE HELL IS AH FON SO?

Narrator:  Okay. Okay. Okay. I had a conversation will Bill Barnhart before I came on camera to present my opening comments. I understand that Bill Barnhart has been making fun of his opponent, Rodrigo Afonso by playing word games with his name. Nothing like Bill Barnhart having a little bit of fun leading into his match against Rodrigo Afonso for Climax Control 374. I now turn you over to Bill Barnhart in Vallejo as he and Bea get ready for Bill’s match in San Francisco for Climax Control 374.

BILL AND BEA BARNHART IN VALLEJO, CALIFORIA

The scene shifts to a shot of Bill and Bea Barnhart at a house in Vallejo, which is near Napa, California. We’re wondering why they’re in Vallejo instead of staying at a hotel in San Francisco near the Bill Graham Civic Auditorium. We notice a man and woman with Bill and Bea and we hope Bill will let us know who they are. Bill acknowledges the camera person and then he and Bea begin their comments for Bill’s upcoming match at Climax Control 374 against Rodrigo Afonso.

Bill:  Thank to everyone who has tuned in to hear my comments concerning my match at Climax Control 374, in San Francisco, at the Bill Graham Civic Center. I’m wondering who my opponent is because I think his name is AL FON SO so my question is WHO THE HELL IS AL FON SO? Yeah, okay, I’m having fun at the expense of my upcoming opponent. Har har har!!

Bill laughs for a time before he continues with his comments.

Bill:  As you see me and Bea are not at our home in Lawrenceville, Georgia, and we’re not at the Bill Graham Civic Auditorium, and we’re not at our hotel in San Francisco. We’re at the home of my Niece and Nephew, Kathy and Ken North, in Vallejo, California. When they found out Sin City Wrestling was coming to San Fracisco, and that I was wrestling at this event, Ken and Kathy asked if we could get them great seats as me and Bea did in Los Angeles and San Diego for the son and daughter in-law of our neighbor and friend, Andrew, in Lawrenceville, Georgia. Of course we could and we have done so as Ken and Kathy have been wrestling fans since they were children. Ken. . .Kathy. . .as we did for Ador and Anna, the son and daughter in-law of our neighbor and friend in Lawrenceville, Georgia, we have reserved two front-row seats for you. We want you to enjoy the show and watch your Uncle Bill kick Rodrigo Afonso’s ass!

Kathy:  Thank you Uncle Andy. You know that me and Ken have been wrestling fans since we were young kids.

Ken:  We’re looking forward to the exciting wrestling and most of all to watch you make short work of Rodrigo Afonso.

Kathy:  We will remain quiet from here out Uncle Bill. We don’t want to take away from you presenting your comments for your upcoming match.

Ken and Kathy excuse themselves and move into one of the other rooms of their house so they will not interfere with the comments Bill and Bea are airing. Bill and Bea turn to focus into the camera again.

HOW DO BILL BARNHART AND RODRIGO AFONSO MEASURE UP?

Bea:  Before I present the statistics on how Bill and Rodrigo measure up in their match I wish to inform those of you who were not watching Climax Control 373 that I defeated Harper Mason by pinfall. Of course, as always happens, some people have stepped forward to accuse me of grabbing the wrestling tights of Harper for an illegal pin. Yeah. . .yeah. . .yeah. . .keep up with the false accusations and Karma will come and get you!

Bill:  I watched your match Bea and I didn’t see you do anything that would cause your pinfall win to be tainted. Well done on the win Sweetheart!

Bea:  Okay. . .getting back to how Bill and Rodrigo measure up in this match. Bill is 6 feet 4 inches and 240 pounds while Rodrigo Afonso is 5 feet six inches and 170 pounds. Giving up 10 inches of height, and 70 pounds of weight, to Bill is. . .well. . .overwhelmingly difficult to overcome. Sorry, Rodrigo, but you are falling short in many ways in your match against Bill.

WHAT DOES A WISHING WELL HAVE TO DO WITH THIS MATCH?

Bill:  As most of you know I grew up in Oakland, California, and moved to the State of Georgia in August 2012. One of my favorite places to go while I was growing up was to Knowland Park which is a nice park off of Golf Links Road in Oakland and they also have a Zoo. Since we’re in the San Francisco Bay Area for Climax Control 374 I took a trip to Knowland Park. I noticed they now have a Wishing Well installed. I decided to have a bit of compassion on my opponent, Rodrigo Afonso, so I walked over to the Wishing Well and dropped a Quarter into it. My wish at the Wishing Well is that although I know I will have an extremely easy win over Rodrigo Afonso I also wished that I do not hurt Rodrigo so badly that he will have to retire from the sport of wrestling. See? Everyone thinks I’m a jerk and don’t care about my opponents but they can see by my gesture at the Wishing Well that I wish no serious damage to Rodrigo Afonso as my opponent at Climax Control 374.

Bea:  Oh, Bill, I wish I was able to go with you to Knowland Park and see you do your thing at the Wishing Well. I was so excited to meet your Niece and Nephew, Kathy and Ken, that I wanted to stay with them to get to know them well. I know you grew up in Oakland so I wanted you to be free to travel to the places you wanted to go to in order to relive some memories from your youth.

FANTASY ISLAND PARODY

Bill:  Most of you know, or you should know, that I enjoy having fun in the sport of wrestling and occasionally I do a parody skit to help people smile and understand how awesome I am as a wrestler and how pathetic my opponents are. This parody skit is a Fantasy Island skit and I hired actors to portray Mister Roarke, his assistant Tattoo, and my opponent Rodrigo Afonso. Enjoy the parody skit and I’ll return to make comments after you watch the short parody skit.

The Network starts broadcasting the videos of the short parody skit of Fantasy Island that Bill gave to them. We see the actors portraying Mister Roarke and Tattoo on Fantasy Island, and there is a sea plane approaching, and we hear Tattoo utter his trademarked line.

Actor Portraying Tattoo:  DA PLANE! DA PLANE!

The actor portraying Mister Roarke pats the actor portraying Tattoo on the shoulder as the sea plane lands on the water and docks at the pier. The actors portraying Mister Roarke and Tattoo greet the guests as they get off the plane. The last guest to debark from the plane is a short man, maybe around 5 feet 6 inches, and not very heavy or muscular.

Actor Portraying Mister Roarke:  I have checked all the guests off the list except for one. I take it you are Rodrigo Afonso?

Actor Portraying Rodrigo Afonso:  Yes I am. You must be Mister Roarke and this little guy (pointing to Tattoo) must be your assistant Tattoo.

Actor Portraying Tattoo:  Don’t get cute with me just because I am a Dwarf do you hear me! Just because I am a small person doesn’t mean I cannot kick your ass! Look at yourself! You’re pretty small to be a professional wrestler! I hear you have a match against Bill Barnhart so you need a miracle to hang with Bill Barnhart for more than five minutes before you take the loss to him!

The actor portraying Rodrigo Afonso starts arguing with Tattoo and Tattoo is deflecting his comments as nothing affects Tattoo too much. Mister Roarke tells the two to shut up while he discusses the visit of Rodrigo to Fantasy Island.

Actor Portraying Mister Roarke:  Tattoo you go to our office and take care of registering the other guests while I have a chat with Mister Afonso.

Tattoo turns and walks to the Fantasy Island office as directed by Mister Roarke. The actor portraying Mister Roarke has a conversation with the actor portraying Rodrigo Afonso.

Actor Portraying Mister Roarke:  What do you expect that I can do for you here on Fantasy Island?

Actor Portraying Rodrigo Afonso:  I want you to give me the overwhelming ability and skills to defeat Bill Barnhart at Climax Control 374. I am coming into the match 10 inches shorter and 70 pounds lighter than Bill Barnhart so I want you to give me something that slides me ahead of Bill Barnhart so I can win the match.

Actor Portraying Mister Roarke:  Apparently you did not read the extensive legal agreement I sent to you, to read and sign, that you acknowledge what we can, and cannot do, here on Fantasy Island. Me and my Staff can help you to find courage, strength, or abilities, that you didn’t know that you had. But from what I know of you I know that you lack the courage, strength, abilities, and the size, to take on and defeat a seasoned veteran wrestler such as Bill Barnhart who is extremely accomplished. I am sorry but we here at Fantasy Island cannot perform miracles. We can only assist people to find their inner abilities and hone those inner abilities to their benefit. Since you have the wrong concept of what we are able to do here at Fantasy Island I must turn down your request. With that said please get back on the plane and return to the mainland. I will have my staff issue you a full refund, plus 20 percent, to compensate you for not being able to be helped here on Fantasy Island.

The Actor portraying Rodrigo Afonso is about to argue with Mister Roarke over the decision but then he realizes that arguing with Mister Roarke is futile. The Actor portraying Rodrigo Afonso gets back onto the sea plane and we watch as the plane takes off to return to the mainland.

Actor Portraying Mister Roarke:  *sigh* Some people want to come to Fantasy Island and have a gift handed to them. They fail to thoroughly read the legal agreement that legally states we on Fantasy Island cannot perform miracles. . .we can only help guests realize that what they want to achieve is within them and and until they can find their inner success on their own then nobody else can give it to them. *sigh*

The Actor portraying Mister Roarke walks to the Fantasy Island Office and Tattoo asks him if they were able to help the last guest Rodrigo Afonso. The Actor portraying Mister Roarke starts to explain what happened with the final guest who was asked to leave Fantasy Island. As the two walk out of camera view they continue discussing that guest’s request and the reason they had to deny their request.<

The scene returns to a shot of Bill and Bea Barnhart.

Bill:  There you have it! Not all guests on Fantasy Island are able to have their wishes granted. If a person cannot find what they need inside of them for damn sure they cannot expect the Staff at Fantasy Island to be able to give them something they don’t already possess. All the Staff at Fantasy Island are able to do is try to get guests to realize what they are looking for is inside of them and they have to find it for themselves.

Bea:  I feel sad for Rodrigo but, oh well, that’s how things go sometimes.

Bill:  I don’t feel sad for Rodrigo at all.

SOMETIMES THINGS ARE BEYOND BELIEF

Bea:  Bill recently discussed with me some things that are beyond belief, or they are things that are impossible to happen, or just odd to the point of being silly. I didn’t initially get the analogy but after Bill explained it to me I understood.

Bill:  I want to bring up some items that take place in SpongeBob SquarePants episodes. You might think talking about things in SpongeBob SquarePants episodes is strange but let me put these items out there and then see what you think. Everyone in the SpongeBob SquarePants environment lives under the sea in the town of Bikini Bottom. So how come we have the following. . .

People go to the beach and the waves are washing up on the shore. How can you have a beach under the water where water that is under the water washes up on the shore?

Mister Krabbs is a Crab right? So why is his daughter Pearl a Whale?

How can the people of Bikini Bottom go camping and build a campfire when they are under water?

Patrick Star is a Sea Star. His Grandfather is a Sea Star. His Mother is a Sea Star. His Father is a Sea Star. But Patrick’s sister Squidina is a Squid. HUH?

Bill flashes a smile into the camera.

Bill: How can all these unbelievable and impossible things happen? Because SpongeBob SquarePants is a fantasy so things that are impossible are possible in that environment. Now, Rodrigo, you may think you’re in a fantasy environment where can do all types of impossible things just as the characters in SpongeBob SquarePants do in every episode. If you think you’re going to defeat me, a wrestler with a hell of a lot more experience than you, 10 inches of height over you, and 70 pounds of weight over you, then you’re damn sure living in a fantasy world. The problem, Afonso, is that although you’re living in a fantasy world, where in your mind you can imagine doing things that you’re not capable of doing in the real world, you are still not able to out-maneuver me, you are not able to apply holds to me to make me submit, and the only thing you are able to do is take the loss to me. Damn sure sucks to be you in our match!

Bea:  Don’t you think you are being a bit too hard on Rodrigo Afonso?

Bill:  Nope!

Bea:  Okay.

DREAM INTERPRETATIONS

Bill:  Rodrigo we all dream when we sleep. Some not as much as others but we all have dreams. When I remember dreams I’ve had I go to the website DREAM MOODS and get the interpretation of those dreams. I would like to present some of my dreams, and their interpretations, to you at this time.

Bea:  This sounds interesting,

Bill:  I saw a computer in a dream. The computer was working perfectly in the dream. That symbolizes technology, information, modern life, with new areas of opportunities being opened for me. Sounds good to me Rodrigo. While I’m having areas of opportunity being opened to me you are having doors slammed in your face denying you opportunities.

Bea:  Okay.

Bill:  I saw a creek in a dream. The interpretation of seeing a creek in your dreams represents your personal energy flow and emotional state. To bad that probably the only creeks you see in your dreams, Rodrigo, are dried up meaning your life sucks.

Bea:  Damn!

Bill:  In another dream I saw an abandoned house. At first I thought that seeing an abandoned house in a dream would indicate a bad thing. But when I checked Dream Moods website it turns out that seeing an abandoned house means that you have left behind your past and you are moving forward, and successfully, into the future. Totally opposite of you Rodrigo. Sure sucks to be you.

Bea:  Those are very interesting and positive interpretations of your dreams. What else to you have to present for the benefit of Rodrigo Afonso?

Bill:  Closing comments.

Bea:  Bring on the closing comments!

CLOSING COMMENTS

Bill:  Rodrigo Afonso. . .please allow me to summarize the items I presented today and tell you, and the viewers, how the things I mentioned refer to you.

ONE:  I have 10 inches of height 70 pounds weight advantage over you. What does that mean? It means you’re in way over your head against me and I’m going to make you regret you signed your name on the Contract to wrestle me.

TWO:  I talked about going to Knowland Park in Oakland, California, near where I grew up. I told you I tossed a Quarter into their Wishing Well and wished that I didn’t have to apologize for the beat down I am going to give you on Sunday, October 1, 2023, at Climax Control 374. I still might apologize after I soundly defeat you in our match but I haven’t yet firmly decided if I will apologize to you or not.

THREE:  I had a parody video created to portray what might happen were you to take a trip to Fantasy Island to try to get Mister Roarke to grant you the ability to defeat me in our upcoming match. In that parody video I had actors portray the characters of Mister Roarke, his assistant Tattoo, and you. In typical Fantasy Island fashion Mister Roarke had to advise you that he is unable to give you something you don’t already possess. He further stated that all he can do is help you understand what abilities you have inside of you for you to develop. Unfortunately Mister Roarke and his Staff at Fantasy Island were not able to give you something you don’t already possess.

FOUR:  I mentioned all the odd and unbelievable and impossible things that take place in SpongeBob SquarePants episodes and tried to get you to understand how stupid and impossible those things are in those episodes. I also mentioned that you’re not able to perform impossible and miraculous things like those in SpongeBob SquarePants episodes so you’re at a major disadvantage against me in our match.

FIVE:  The last item I presented to you were some dreams I had and their interpretations as presented on the website DREAM MOODS. All the dreams I had came with amazingly positive outcomes which is thrilling to me. What about your dreams Rodrigo? It doesn’t matter because I’m so positive and excited to face off against you. I’m looking forward to defeating you so quickly that the Timekeeper may only have a few minutes from sounding their bell to start our match and sounding their bell to end the match as that is how quickly I’ll defeat you.

Bea:  Oh, my goodness, Bill!!! That was some amazing stuff you presented!

Bill:  I’m not done yet.. I have one more comment for you Rodrigo. So, Rodrigo, the fact that Management has put you, a wrestler way shorter and lighter than me, in this match against me, is like going to a Pitbull Dog Fight and they throw a Chihuahua into the fight against a much larger, stronger, powerful, Pitbull Dog, and the Chihuahua lasts less than two minutes. Good luck Rodrigo as you’re going to need all the good luck you can find to hang with me for more than a few minutes.

Bea:  I have to give you another GOOD COMMENTS exclamation Bill.

Bill:  Before we sign off on this broadcast I wish to invite my Neice and Nephew, Kathy and Ken, back in camera view so I can thank them for allowing us to broadcast comments for my upcoming match against Rodrigo Afonso.

Ken and Kathy return in front of the camera with Bill and Bea.

Bill:  Kathy and Ken are huge wrestling fans since they were small children. Me and Bea have arranged for two front-row seats for them at Bill Graham Civic Auditorium. Remember their faces as when the camera is showing action during all the matches at Climax Control 374 so that you will see Ken and Kathy enjoying the show and enjoying watching their Uncle Bill Barnhart destroy Rodrigo Afonso. Thanks for joining us today. Bye!

Bill and Bea are done with their comments and the camera person cuts their camera feed and our screen goes dark.




17
Climax Control Archives / I AM GOING TO KICK HARPER MASON'S ASS
« on: September 21, 2023, 09:44:26 AM »
TIME FOR ME TO KICK ASS ON HARPER MASON

Narrator:  Bea is disappointed that she lost her match against Julianna DiMaria two weeks ago. However Bea also stated that taking a loss doesn’t distract her away from her wrestling regardless of who she is assigned to wrestle. Speaking of who Bea is assigned to wrestle at Climax Control 373 in Fresno, California, her victim is Harper Mason.

AT THE HOME OF BILL AND BEA BARNHART IN LAWRENCEVILLE, GEORGIA

Bill Barnhart returned to Lawrenceville, Georgia after his trip to San Diego for Climax Control 372, then both Bill and Bea will fly to Fresno to be present at Climax Control 373 where Bea is wrestling against Harper Mason. Although Bill did not get the win over Jack Washington in San Diego, at Climax Control 372, it was a great match and that is what matters in the sport of Wrestling. The scene switches to the backyard of the Barnhart home in Lawrenceville, Georgia, where the camera person pans around the backyard. We see Bill and Bea sitting in chairs at their patio table that has a large umbrella to give them shade. Bill is enjoying his favorite drink, Classic Coke, and Bea is enjoying a Fanta Orange soda. Iris is running around the backyard sniffing everywhere to see which neighborhood cats have been trespassing in her yard. Iris sniffs the ground in various spots then she lets out snorts which usually indicates she recognized the smell of one of the neighborhood cats. The camera person also gets a shot of their barbeque grill where we see various meats and veggies cooking. We take notice that the grill is set to a low hear which means Bill is slowly cooking the items rather than cooking them quickly and possibly ending up burning the items.

Bea:  Well, Bill, I didn’t get a win over Julianna DiMaria at Climax Control 371 and you ended up taking a loss to Jack Washington at Climax Control 372. Looks like both of us need to get back on the winning streak and I’m starting my long winning streak by defeating Harper Mason in Fresno, California.

Bill:  That’s how the sport of Wrestling goes Bea. Win some. . .lose some. . .get a few Draws. . .when you’re in the sport of Wrestling you deal with what comes your way. If anyone in the sport of Wrestling continues to complain about their losses, or complain about their opponents, or some other bullshit complaint, they quickly irritate those in Management then the next thing they know they are in handicap matches, or Hardcore Rules Anything Goes matches, which gets them beat down several notches. I see that you have a match against Harper Mason at Climax Control 373. She has shown she can hold her own in the wrestling ring but of course it was against a newbie wrestler who didn’t have much experience in the ring. How are you feeling going into that match with Harper Mason?

Bea:  I feel the same about her as I did going up against Violet Amelia Holt. You remember her right? She talked so much crap that her breath smelled like a Pig farm. Violet bragged about how great she was and yet in four matches I defeated her four times and all by submission. Going up against Harper Mason is the same thing as going up against Violet. Harper will come into our match over-confident. For damn sure I will kick her ass and send her back to her dressing room, a humbled braggart, to cry her eyes out.

Bill:  Have you thought about a specific strategy against Harper?

Bea:  Spending a week thinking of a strategy is a waste of time. A wrestler can spend a week planning how they want their match to go, and what moves, maneuvers, and holds they want to use, only to not be able to bring those things out during their match. I know what I need to do against Harper Mason. I know what I did to others who bragged, just as Violet Amelia Holt did, and I’ll put Harper Mason in her place I did with Violet.

Bill gets up and walks to the barbeque grill and he turns the meats and veggies over to slow cook on their other side then he returns to his chair at the table.

BEA COMMENTS TO HARPER MASON

Bea:  So, Harper, you got a cheap win against a wrestler with little, or no, wrestling experience, and suddenly you feel entitled to talk down to everyone else? Yeah. . .yeah. . .yeah. . .I’ve heard that crap before from Violet Amelia Holt. She claimed she was the best wrestler in the world and yet I had four matches against her and I won all four of those matches by submission. Ask yourself this question. Where in the hell is Violet Amelia Holt now? Nowhere to be found! It is like a Where’s Waldo episode. Shortly after I humiliated Violet four times I guess she decided to retire from the sport of wrestling as she took off and nobody has heard from her since. Maybe you will do the same thing when I defeat you this Sunday.

Bill:  I remember Violet was so insulting, and she threatened you, and yet she couldn’t manage anything except four losses to you, in four matches, and all by submission.

Bill gets up and walks to the barbeque grill again. He again turns the meat and veggies over then he returns to his chair at the patio table.

Bea:  So, Harper, we have not yet had a match against each other. I assure you after I defeat you that you will not ask Management for more matches against me. I want to destroy and defeat you in the same way I did to Violet Holt and that is by submission. We will find out when our match takes place and you lose to me by submission. Just be ready for anything as I have a lot of everything to bring to our match.

Bill:  Are you going to give Harper the examples of jerks in Sweetwater Park, and other locations, so you can compare her to their bad behavior to give her examples of how stupid and rude people are?

Bea:  Of course! Harper we have a small, but nice, park near our home named Sweetwater Park. We take Iris there for walks so she can enjoy a different environment than our backyard and the streets in our neighborhood. Most of the time that I am in Sweetwater Park with Iris there are no issues. Other times it seems like someone opened the door to the Idiot Asylum and let the inmates run around in Sweetwater Park. I will give you three incidents that happened while I was taking Iris for a walk in Sweetwater Park, and when I visit Kroger or WalMart, then you will understand why I don’t tolerate rude, stupid, or idiot people.

Bea holds one finger up to indicate her first example.

Bea:  Sweetwater Park is located on Bethesda School Road near our home. When you enter the Park you have to go down the right side of the parking area which is the entrance side of the parking area. The entrance side and the exit side are divided by a wide concrete planter area where dozens of trees are planted so you can’t cross over that middle concrete divider. When you reach the bottom of the parking area, where the Pavilion is located, you have to keep turning left where you then go up the parking area to return to Bethesda School Road to exit the park. On this day a man in a white sedan drove down the parking area then he started to go up the exit side of the parking area. Next thing I see is the man had turned his car around and was coming up the entrance area going the wrong direction. That is a hazardous situation as people are driving into the park on that side, which is the entrance side, and he could have caused an accident. Then he turned around and came down the entrance side then went up the exit side. He did this trip around and around and around the parking area at least ten times and then he finally drove out of Sweetwater Park onto Bethesda School Road.

Bea looks deeply into the camera.

Bea:  Harper you may be asking yourself why I mentioned this incident so I’ll tell you. This guy was driving the wrong way on the wrong side of the parking area. The parking area is ONE WAY only. He could have hit another car head-on and injured someone. Then when the guy was driving around and around and around the parking area, sometimes at a fast speed, there was a chance, since there are lots of kids playing at the park, that he might have hit one of them when they were crossing the parking area. So we need to ask ourself if this man was just a moron or was he deliberately being a jerk? I don’t know but I would say he was a combination of both. . .I will call him a Moron-Jerk. . .ha ha ha!!! Harper you’re like that moron-jerk man. Yes I see you as a moron and a jerk and you need to be taught how to do things properly. You are going around and around and around with no apparent sense to your actions and I am the one who is going to teach you how to NOT be a moron or a jerk in our match this Sunday.

Bea holds two fingers up to indicate her second example.

Bea:  Harper you know we own an English Bulldog named Iris. Every time we take Iris for a walk, whether in our neighborhood, or in Sweetwater Park, or in any other park we take her to for a walk, we always bring with us poop bags and paper towels so when Iris poops we pick it up and wipe the area where she pooped to make sure people don’t step in it. But, Harper, there are a lot morons and jerks who just don’t give a damn and they don’t bring poop bags and they don’t clean up after their dog poops on the walkways or in the grass. The entire walk around Sweetwater Park, on the walking trail, is about a half mile. I always find from three to six dog poops on the walking trail every time I take Iris for a walk in Sweetwater Park. There are signs everywhere stating the rules from Gwinnett County is that you must pick up after your dog and make sure you place it into one of the numerous trash containers in the park.

Bea flashes a smile.

Bea:  Harper I equate you to the dog poop incidents where the owner of the dog refuses to pick up the poop and place it into the trash can. I am coming into our match to take you, the dog poop, out to the trash can to be taken to the City Dump. You have been in Sin City Wrestling for a short time and yet you already stink up our Wrestling Federation and I’m going to clean our Wrestling Federation of filth like you!

Bea holds up three fingers to indicate her third example.

Bea:  Harper this is the final of three examples I’ll give you and this one best represents you. This is a common violation of the law I see all the time. It doesn’t matter if I visit Sweetwater Park, or go shopping at WalMart or Kroger, or whether we go out to a restaurant to eat a meal. What am I talking about Harper? So glad you asked because I’m damn sure going to tell you.

Bea points a finger into the camera with her last comment to give a motion to show that she is talking directly to Harper Mason.

Bea:  The item I get the most upset about are people that are not handicapped, they don’t have a handicapped placard or a handicapped license plate on their car, and yet they deliberately park in Handicapped Parking spaces which denies honestly handicapped persons of the Handicapped parking spaces to make their walk to the business shorter. Due to inconsiderate and lazy non-handicapped people parking in those Handicapped parking spaces those truly handicapped persons, who have a legitimate Handicapped parking permit have to park a long way away and struggle to walk to their destination and then back to their vehicle.

Bea glares into the camera.

Bea:  Now before you feel that you have the right to bitch me out and call me an asshole over this issue hear me out. My sister in-law is legally handicapped but you wouldn’t know it by just looking at her. She has bladder cancer and she can barely walk a few steps before she is exhausted and nearly falls down. If a person doesn’t have a Handicapped Parking Placard hanging on their rear view mirror in their car, or they don’t have a Handicapped License Plate on their car, and they park in a Handicapped parking spot, they are violating the law and they should be confronted by the police and given the standard fine for this violation which is from $250 to $450 per violation. When given a ticket for this type of violation you also have violation points added to your Drivers License. If you get a lot of points assigned to your Drivers License you will have your Drivers License revoked. Remember that these asshole jerks who are not handicapped, but park in the handicapped parking spaces, are denying my legally handicapped sister in-law that handicapped parking space which is to make it easier for her to get into the store and back to her car. You would think that others would realize that with my sister in-law’s bladder cancer situation they wouldn’t do things to harm her life. You fit that mold, Harper, as you try to get special treatment when you are not entitled to it. Remember that you are a non-special and non-privileged person who needs to receive a beat-down from me to get your attention and beat some sense into you.

Bill:  Some rather scathing, but honest, comments Bea! Well done!

Bill makes another trip to the barbeque grill and he checks the food. Satisfied that the meat and veggies are cooked Bill takes all the food items off the barbeque grill and places them on a serving plate. Bill walks over to the patio table and he places the food on the table.

Bill:  Bea are you almost done with your comments for your upcoming match? The food is off the barbeque grill so I would like you to be able to eat while the food is still warm.

Bea:  I’ll be done shortly as I’m going to present my closing comments at this time.

CLOSING COMMENTS

Bea:  So, Harper, you came into Sin City Wrestling and your first match was against a newbie wrestler named Jane McCulligan and you defeated her. Why are you bragging about that? You have some wrestling history and apparently Jane does not. That doesn’t mean your wrestling skills are better than the majority of the Bombshells in Sin City Wrestling. It only means that you got assigned to a rookie who wasn’t able to stay up with you and she lost. Do you think that is what you have with me Harper? I’m not a rookie in the sport of wrestling and I don’t wish to deal with smart mouth smart ass wrestlers like you. I will do to you what I did to Violet Amelia Holt and make short work of you and send you packing in shame!

Bill:  That’s telling Harper the truth!

Bea:  Harper I’ve dealt with smart-ass so-called know-it-all jerks and you will be shut down by me as I’ve shut all the others down. One win in the sport of wrestling against an inexperienced newbie is nothing to brag about. However I will give you one thing you can brag about. What’s that? After I soundly defeat you then all you will have left to brag about is that your bragging caused you to lose your match against me and that I burst your bubble and your ego was deflated. Thanks for listening to my comments Harper. Brag all you want but your bragging is useless against me. Enjoy your freedom while you can because on September 24th, 2023, I’ll defeat you down so hard that you will be my slave bitch for months. You should have thought about bragging, and what crap will come your way from your bragging, before you opened your mouth and spouted off dumb ass shit.

Bill:  Well stated Bea!

Bea:  Before we close this edition of me telling the truth to Harper Mason I want to inform everyone that Iris will remain at home while me and Bill are in Fresno, California, for Climax Control 373. Andrew, our neighbor, will be taking care of Iris while we are on tour. Before I close my comments for today I wish to show you my TO DO list I prepared for Sunday, September 24, 2023.

Bea holds up a sheet of paper that contains her TO DO list for this coming Sunday. The camera person gets a shot of and we read what is on the TO DO list.

BEA THINGS TO DO LIST SUNDAY SEPTEMBER 24, 2023
1 – Kick Harper Mason’s Ass
2 – Kick Harper Mason’s Ass
3 – Kick Harper Mason’s Ass
4 – Kick Harper Mason’s Ass
5 – Kick Harper Mason’s Ass
6 – Kick Harper Mason’s Ass
7 – Kick Harper Mason’s Ass
8 – Kick Harper Mason’s Ass
9 – Kick Harper Mason’s Ass
10 – Kick Harper Mason’s Ass


Bea:  Thanks for tuning in today and I hope you enjoyed my verbal beat-down of Harper Mason. Now you can enjoy my physical beat-down of Harper Mason on Sunday, September 24, 2023.

Bea informs the camera person she is done with her comments for her upcoming wrestling match. Bea and Bill start eating the food they prepared on their barbecue grill. Then the camera person cuts their camera feed and our screen goes dark.


18
I HAVE A KING FOR A DAY MATCH AGAINST JACK WASHSINGTON

Narrator:  Bill Barnhart has been assigned for a match against Jack Washington in a King For A Day Match at Climax Control 372 in San Diego, California. Austin James Mercer, who earned King For A Day honors, wanted to see two wrestlers, who have a tendency to bend the rules, in a wrestling match to see which one would endure for the win. Although I am sure Mercer would love to see Bill get soundly beat down I don’t see that Bill Barnhart will allow that to happen.

AT THE HOME OF BILL AND BEA BARNHART IN LAWRENCEVILLE, GEORGIA

We get a shot from the camera person of Bill and Bea Barnhart sitting on the couch in their living room at their home in Lawrenceville, Georgia, and their English Bulldog Iris is lying down on the floor. Bea has returned from Los Angeles and this time it will be Bill who travels to wrestle, at Climax Control 372 in San Diego, California, while Bea remains home to take care of their English Bulldog Iris.

Bill:  Well, Bea, you didn’t win your match against Julianna DiMaria but you gave it a good shot. She just happened to be one step ahead of you most of the match and that happens sometimes. Shake it off and go into your next match with confidence.

Bea:  Thanks for the nice words Bill. Julianna was a bit more than I thought she was and I took the loss. Oh well nobody wins all the time. Except for Iris that is. I traveled to Los Angeles for Climax Control 371 and you stayed home with Iris and this time you travel to San Diego and I remain home with Iris. We have a very spoiled dog.

Iris looks up at Mommy Bea when her name is mentioned. When she sees Mommy Bea smiling at her Iris is content and returns to relaxing on the floor.

Bea:  It was nice to spend time with Andrew’s son and Daughter In-Law, Ador and Anna, when they came up from San Diego to Los Angeles to watch me wrestle. Now you get to travel to San Diego, which is where they live, and I understand the Viejas Arena is at the San Diego State University. You are going to love Ador and Anna!

Bill:  Ador’s father, our neighbor Andrew, is an amazing person so I know his son and daughter in-law are also amazing. I contacted the arena and I have Ador and Anna booked for two front-row seats so they can enjoy watching me destroy Jack Washington.

Bea:  Wish I could be there to serve as your Manager but we made a promise to Iris that I would remain at home with her during this event. Also staying home this week will help me work on the bruises I took at the hands of Julianna DiMaria. I’ll visit our family physician, Doctor Kim, and see if he has some suggestions for easing the bruising and muscle pain. I’m going to the store now so I won’t bother you while you’re presenting comments for the benefit of Jack Washington. Call me when you are done with airing your comments so that I will come home after you are done so I don’t interfere in your presentations.

Bea leaves to go to the store. After she is gone the camera person continues to air comments from Bill Barnhart.

AN UNEXPECTED VISIT FROM ANDEW WHO IS THE NEIGHBOR OF BILL AND BEA AND THE FATHER OF ADOR, AND FATHER IN-LAW OF ANNA IN SAN DIEGO

As Bill is about to continue his comments on his upcoming wrestling match as Climax Control 372 the doorbell rings. Bill looks into the camera and apologizes for the interruption. When Bill opens the door he realizes it is his neighbor, Andrew, who takes care of his English Bulldog Iris while he and Bea are on tour wrestling. Bill invites Andrew to come in and he informs Andrew that they are live on camera at this time so when they go into the living room both of them will be broadcasting.

Bill:  I apologize to the viewers for the interruption but I simply cannot turn down a request from our neighbor, Andrew, who is always taking care of Iris for us when we are on tour wrestling. Just bear with us for a short time and then I’ll continue with my comments on my wrestling match against Jack Washington at Climax Control 372. So, Andrew, what can I do for you?

Andrew:  You know I mentioned to you that I’m always looking for new material to use in my stand-up comedy routine. I recently came up with a few items and if it is okay with you can I run them by you to see what you think?

Bill:  Of course! That’s what friends are for. I ask the camera person to listen to comments from their Network while Andrew is presenting some new material for his stand-up comedy routine. Let me know if the comments from viewers about Andrew’s new material whether the viewers are positive or negative. Go ahead and start the new material and we’ll see what type of response we get.

Andrew stands in front of the camera and he launches into his new stand-up comedy material. Bill has promised to give an honest reaction to each item which may include laughter, grumbling, or no response at all and then they’ll see how Bill’s reaction compares to reactions from viewers.

Andrew:  I recently started to think how I could incorporate items that took place in either movies or books and put a twist on them. I also thought about items you hear in passing that can be classified on jokes consisting of a play on words. Here are a few items I came up with that I’m thinking of adding to my stand-up comedy routine if I receive positive feedback today.

I’m sure you know who The Elephant Man was and he was so disfigured that many people who saw him called him an animal. They made a movie about his life and the actor who portrayed The Elephant Man uttered the line I AM NOT AN ANIMAL.  So I thought what if we had a re-make of the movie of his life and cast someone else to play the role of The Elephant Man? I came up with the concept that what if they took the Beast, from Beauty and the Beast, and cast him in the role of The Elephant Man. Then when he, as the Elephant Man, got teased by people who called him an animal it might go as follows:  PERSON:  “You’re an animal.”  ELEPHANT MAN PLAYED BY THE BEAST FROM BEAUTY AND THE BEAST:  “I’M NOT AN ANIMAL.” PERSON:  “Uh…Yes you are.”

Andrew doesn’t have to ask Bill what he thought of the material he just presented as Bill is roaring with laughter. Andew continues with the other items he might want to include in his stand-up comedy routine.

Andrew:  What do you call a deceitful English major?  A cunning linguist.

What did the Cow, who was driving a car, say when the car ahead of her that was driving slowly? MOOve Over.

What did the Cow say to the other Cow who made a stupid comment. You are UDDERLY ridiculous.

What did the Buffalo say to his son when he dropped his son off at school? By-Son.

Andrew has finished his presentation and he informs Bill that was the material he wanted to present and have Bill give feedback if he should include them in his next stand-up comedy routine. Andrew knows Bill was laughing the entire time of his presentation but Andrew still asks Bill for specifics. However when Andrew tries to ask Bill specifics on how each item came across. . .

Bill:  Cunning Linguist! Damn! MOOve Over! Ha ha ha! You are UDDERLY ridiculous. A Cow. . .Udderly. . .har har har! By-Son. . .Bison. . .Damn that’s funny stuff!!! Andrew you need to use all that new material in your next stand-up comedy routine. You’re funny and creative!

Andrew:  Thanks for the feedback Bill. We don’t need to hear from the Network on what the viewers thought as your reaction convinced me that I need to include these items into my stand-up comedy routine. Thank you for taking a break from presenting comments for your upcoming wrestling match to help me out. I need to get back to my house as I’ve taken up too much of your time and it was during your live broadcasting of your comments on your next wrestling match!

Andrew quickly makes his way to the front door and he exits Bill’s house. When the camera returns to focusing on Bill Barnhart we see he is still thinking about the new comedy material Andrew presented and he laughs some more. Bill finally regains his composure and he sits on the couch and looks into the camera to continue his comments on his upcoming wrestling match as Climax Control 372.

HISTORY BETWEEN BILL BARNHART AND JACK WASHINGTON

Bill:  I’m sure the viewers are interested to know my in-ring history against Jack Washington. We had one match against each other on April 17, 2022, at Climax Control 328. I lost the match to Jack Washington, in an Internet Championship match, by submission. At out upcoming match at Climax Control 372 I’ll be the one to walk away with the win. The other item I wanted to bring up is that I come into this match at 6 feet 4 inches and 240 pounds and Jack Washington comes into this match at 6 feet 1 inch and 230 pounds. That puts us even up as 3 inches of height and 10 pounds of weight doesn’t make a major difference in a match with two wrestlers like myself and Washington.

BILL THANKS AUSTIN JAMES MERCER FOR THIS MATCH

Bill:  Austin I wish to thank you for my match against Jack Washington by using your King For A Day powers. This gives me the opportunity to prove to everyone that Jack Washington is not a severe challenge for me. When I make easy work of Jack everyone, including you, will sit up and take notice of me. Again, Mercer, thanks for scheduling me for this match.

BILL DISCUSSES SOME OF HIS MOVES AND FINISHERS

Bill:  So, Jack, we meet again. This time, however, I’ll walk away with the win. I wanted to let you know some of my favorite moves and holds I enjoy using during wrestling matches. One of them is the Bulldog where I grab an opponent with a headlock then run them across the ring driving their face into the mat. I also enjoy using the Bulldog Slam. I also have fun using a Swinging Neckbreaker and DDT. During matches I enjoy when I execute maneuvers such as a Drop Kick, Belly To Belly Suplex, and a Belly To Back Suplex.

Bill flashes a huge grin into the camera.

Bill:  Now, Jack, before you begin laughing yourself silly, thinking that’s all I have in my arsenal, you need to take a few steps back, take a deep breath, and listen intently to what I’m saying. I have three finishing moves that I love executing on opponents. One of them is the Bulldog Choke. When I apply that to opponents they either submit or get choked into unconsciousness. Same with my Sleeper Hold. People think a sleeper hold is a basic maneuver but that is not so. The majority of wrestlers try using a sleeper hold but they are not sufficiently trained on how to apply it to where it cannot be classified as a choke but it quickly cuts off the blood supply to the opponent’s brain and they go unconscious. And, lastly, my favorite finisher is the Hammer Lock Lift. If you want to see where the original Hammer Lock Lift concept came from please go onto YouTube and type in a search for George THE ANIMAL Steele Flying Hammer Lock. He was the master of breaking the arms, or dislocating the shoulders, of opponents. I didn’t get personally trained in my Hammer Lock Lift by George THE ANIMAL Steele but I watched dozens of videos and perfected my own version of it. When an opponent is locked into my Hammer Lock and I lift them off the mat, if they have sense they will immediately submit to prevent injury. If they decide to fight it and not submit then the Hammer Lock Lift I have on them will cause them to suffer a possible shoulder injury or dislocation.

Be snarls into the camera.

Bill:  Well, Jack, what is it going to be with you when I lock you into one of my many submission holds? Will you continue to attempt to fight off, or attempt to escape, from my submission holds until you pass out, or will you take the intelligent route and immediate submit and avoid injury? You have two choices. Choose wisely.

BILL DISCUSSES FUNDRAISING EVENTS HE PARTICIPATES IN

Bill:  Jack let me inform you of two things I have that you don’t have. I feel these are important items to bring up as they work in my favor. The first is that I possess a Genius IQ of 130 which places me into the top 5 percent of the IQ’s in the world. This allows me to perceive things easier than others do. It allows me to anticipate things easier than others do. It allows me to recognize a low-IQ moron as soon as they open their mouth and start talking. It gives me a huge advantage in our match as I’m a certified Genius and you’re a certified moron.

Bill pauses his comments to point to his head to indicate he has superior brain power compared to nearly everyone else.

Bill:  The other thing I do, which I feel is important for people to know, is that at least twice per year we, meaning myself, Bea, and Iris, hold a fundraising event with a competition between myself and Iris. The main recipient of our fundraising event is Childrens Healthcare Of Atlanta as they do fabulous work helping ill children get well and to provide healthcare to families who are not able to pay the high cost of the treatments. Occasionally we donate to other good causes when they arise but the primary recipient is Children’s Healthcare Of Atlanta.

Bill pauses again and this time he looks down at Iris, his English Bulldog, who is relaxing on the living room floor in front of him.

Bill:  I’ll list the four common competitions me and Iris face off against each other to help raise money for charity. I’ll explain how each of these competitions work. Although Bea is the commentator for our competitions she does not vote on who wins the competition. The first competition is a Pizza Eating Contest. There is usually a 15 minute time limit on the contest and the winner is either ME or IRIS who can eat the most amount of pizza in 15 minutes. Both of us get served the same size pizza and if we finish the entire pizza before the 15 minutes is up they bring another pizza for us. The winner is determined by the Owner of the pizza restaurant that provides the pizza for our Pizza Eating Contest. I have won the majority of these competitions against Iris.

The second competition is a Lasagna Eating Contest. We have a local restaurant provide the same size pans of Lasagna for me and Iris. They are weighed so that both of us have to consume the exact same amount of Lasagna. We also put a 15 minute limit on this competition and the one of us who consumes the most Lasagna without puking it up is the winner. As with the Pizza Eating Contest I have won more Lasagna Eating Contests than Iris has.

The third competition is a Burping Contest. This contest consists of me and Iris facing off and we have presented to us a large amount of canned and bottled sodas. There is every type of soda you can find in a supermarket. The concept in this contest is to drink as much soda as you can and let out the loudest burp as determined by a device that measures the decibels of the burps. It is not the longest burp, but the loudest burp, that wins the contest. I have to admit that Iris has won more of these Burping Contests than I have.

The last type of competition me and Iris compete in is a Farting Contest. Both of us are masters in the art of producing loud, and smelly, farts. The production of the gas to generate the stinky farts comes from a variety of food and drink items and each event has different variations of foods and drinks so me and Iris never know what to expect. The winner is determined by a vote from the people in attendance so you never know how the votes are going to go. Although I have won the majority of these Farting Contests against Iris I would like to relate to you one event we held in Lawrenceville, Georgia, where Iris was declared the winner. It took place at Georgia Gymnastics Academy on Patterson Road in Lawrenceville. Me and Iris had a hell of a lot of food and drinks to help us product some smelly farts. On this occasion me and Iris were releasing our farts but then Iris spun around and let go a fart that went into the record books as the most devasting and that caused her to win that contest. What happened? Well Iris let go a hell of a stinky fart that set off the smoke detectors and sprinkler system inside Georgia Gymnastics Academy. After dozens of people in attendance passed out someone called for the Police, and Paramedics, and the Fire Department responded due to the smoke alarms and sprinkler system activated, and a Hazmat team showed up to decontaminate Georgia Gymnastics Academy. I give Iris credit for that win but she and I both know I own her in this category.

CLOSING COMMENTS

Bill:  Now I have reached the part of my comments where I present closing comments to ensure my opponent, in this case Jack Washington, fully understands what I said and where I stand on our match. You see, Jack, our match is a competition just as the Pizza Eating Competition, Lasagna Eating Competition, Burping Competition, and Farting Competition, that me and Iris participate in.

The similarity between the competitions me and Iris face off in and my match against you on Climax Control 372 is that there will be a clear winner in our competition as there is always a clear winner in the competitions I have against Iris. There will be no pizza or lasagna eating in our contest. There will be no mass quantities of soda consumed to create burps to decide the winner. There will be no endless supply of food and drink items that are known for generating gas for farting. There is no panel of experts from the restaurants that provide food for the competitions of me and Iris involved in our match. The only expert, or official if you desire to call them that, is the Referee who will be assigned to our match. Unless our Referee is an idiot, or a moron, or they are paid off to screw me out of a win, the only outcome of our match is that we both walk into the match as competitors and I walk out of the ring as the winner of our match. If you don’t feel you can deal with that outcome in our match then you can f*** off for all I care! I’ve had enough of interference on behalf of opponents to screw me out of wins and may the Gods be overwhelmingly hard on your sorry ass if you try to purchase interference in our match! With that said Jack. . .please have a great time leading up to our match. . .as you will have no further good times after I destroy you!

Bill informs the camera person that he is finished with his comments. The camera person calls into the Network to ask them what they want them to do. They tell the camera person that the Network will automatically switch to regularly scheduled programming shortly and they want the camera person to keep focused on Bill Barnhart and wait until the Network switches to other programming and then the camera person can cut their camera feed. After a few seconds the camera feed is cut and our screen goes dark.


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Climax Control Archives / I'M GONNA JULIENNE JULIANNA
« on: September 08, 2023, 08:44:51 PM »
I’M GONNA JULIENNE JULIANNA

Narrator:  Thank you for joining me today for my opening comments leading up to the match of Bea Barnhart versus Julianna DiMaria at Climax Control 371. I had a discussion with Bea before I came on camera and I have to tell you I haven’t seen a more determined, aggressive, and positive, Bea Barnhart. She assured me she doesn’t just want a win over Julianna but that she wants to hurt and humiliate her. With that said I turn you over to Bea Barnhart, who is at the Barnhart home in Lawrenceville, Georgia, so she can give you her take on her upcoming match.

BEA BARNHART IS GOING TO JULIENNE JULIANNA AT CLIMAX CONTROL 371

The scene shifts to the home of Bill and Bea Barnhart in Lawrenceville, Georgia. The camera person pans around the living room area then they move over to the combination Kitchen and Dining area where we see Bea Barnhart at the counter preparing food items.

Bea:  I want to let everyone know that I am traveling to Los Angeles, California, for Climax Control 371, by myself later this evening. Since Bill does not have a match at this event he asked me if it would be okay for him to remain at home to spend time with Iris until the next event where he is scheduled to wrestle. I told him since Iris is a Daddy’s Girl, and she is so attached to Daddy Bill, that it is fine with me. I’ll be leaving this evening and since the flight from Atlanta to Los Angeles is only a few hours it is an easy trip. Also when I get to Los Angeles I promised our neighbor, Andrew, that I would entertain his son and daughter in-law, Ador and Anna, as they will come up and watch me destroy Julianna DiMaria. I arranged two front-row seats for them to enjoy watching me soundly defeat Julianna.

After her comments Bea returns to preparing food items. We notice that Bea is cutting various vegetables into thin long strips.

Bea:  You are probably wondering what I’m preparing for me to cook later today. As you might have noticed, unless you’re an idiot, I’m cutting vegetables into thin strips. Since most of you are so dumb, that you can barely walk and chew gum at the same time, I will enlighten you. When you are preparing food items and you cut them into thin long strips the term for that is Julienne. However I can’t expect idiots. . .who think the term COOKING refers to them driving to McDonalds, Burger King, or Wendy’s, to purchase burgers and fries. . .to understand the enjoyment a person gets by preparing their own food. So how does my cutting vegetables into thin long strips. . .the term is Julienne. . .apply to my match with Julianna DiMaria this Sunday at Climax Control 371? Just as I am processing these vegetables into thin strips using the method called Julienne I will figuratively destroy Julianna DiMaria in our match by cutting her down into thin strips. Flatly stated I AM GOING TO JULIENNE JULIANA DIMARIA in our match and she will learn to admire and worship me as her master!

Bea bursts out into laughter and after a short time she recovers from her laughter and continues preparing food items in the Kitchen.

DOES WHERE WE COME FROM MAKE A DIFFERENCE?

Bea:  Julianna I see that you are from San Diego and we are wrestling in Los Angeles. Since I am from Atlanta, Georgia, I have to make the assumption that leading up to our match you will try to incite the fans in the Los Angeles area to turn on me and disrespect me. You probably assume that I’m a dumb Asian girl from the Philippines but I never did believe that you possessed cognitive reasoning abilities. Both myself and Bill possess Genius IQ’s of 120 and higher which puts us in the top five percent of intelligence in the world. I figure your IQ is probably so low that you are on the equivalent of dog shit but not everyone can possess Genius IQ’s like me and Bill. So you go ahead and try to stir up the fans against me if you want. However since the fans have been watching wrestling then they are already fans of me and they detest you. I will have our neighbor’s son and daughter in-law in attendance at our match in Los Angeles. They are wrestling fans but this is the first time they get to watch me wrestle in person. I’m not going to disappoint them by taking a loss to you. Trust me when I tell you that after I soundly defeat you, as I have done four times in a row to Violent Amelia Holt, that when you return to San Diego the fans there will demand that you move out of their City as you have brought shame to San Diego. With that said I’ll leave it to the fans to decide who they prefer to support.

HISTORY AND STATISTICS OF BEA AND JULIANNA

Bea takes a break from preparing food items as she continues with her comments for the education of Julianna DiMaria.

Bea:  Julianna this is the first time we face off against each other in a wrestling match. Unfortunately, for you anyway, this will be a career ending blow to you when I easily, and soundly, defeat you. You come into our match over-confident because you managed to get a cheap, and unwarranted, win against Roxi Johnson. You can brag all you want but your bragging does not equate into you obtaining a victory over me this Sunday.

Bea chuckles at her comments.

Bea:  Do you honestly think you have an advantage over me in height, weight, or wrestling abilities? You do? Damn! Then for damn sure you’re way more ignorant than I thought you were! I’m 5 feet 5 inches in height and 130 pounds. You’re 5 feet 5 inches in height and 125 pounds. If you think because you are the same height as I am and 5 pounds lighter than me that it gives you an advantage over me then your brain isn’t capable of logical thinking. You have no advantage over me and it doesn’t matter to me, or anyone else, who you have faced, and possibly defeated, in the past. I guess you’ll believe me when my hand is raised in victory over you.

BILL TAKES IRIS FOR A WALK IN THE PARK

Bea pauses her comments, and preparation of food items, when Bill, along with Iris their English Bulldog, walk into the kitchen.

Bill:  Sorry to interrupt your comments for your upcoming match but I wanted to let you know I’m taking Iris to Sweetwater Park for a walk in a few minutes. I wanted to publicly thank you for allowing me to stay home during Climax Control 371 to spend a little more time with Iris since I am not in a match at this Climax Control 371. You’ll be fine on your own and you’ll have Andrew’s son and daughter in-law from San Diego at the event in Los Angeles to watch you wrestle. They will enjoy you destroying Julianna DiMaria.

Bea:  You got that right!

Iris:  *Whine* *Growl* *Snort* (interpretation of what Iris said = I wish I could go with you Mommy! I’m upset that I have to stay home while you travel. But I’m happy I get all of Daddy’s attention while you are in Los Angeles)

Bea:  That’s so sweet Iris! Thank you! Let’s make a deal okay? Since Daddy Bill is staying home with you while I travel to Los Angeles to wrestle we will ensure that when it is Daddy Bill who is traveling to wrestle, but I’m not on that Card to wrestle, I will be the one to remain at home with you so you and I can do some bonding. Is that okay Iris?

Iris leaps into the air. . .well a very short inch or two off the floor due to her weight. . .then Iris spins around…then she runs around the living room with a smile on her face.

Bill:  For sure Iris will be looking forward to the time I am out wrestling and you get to remain home with her. Sorry that me and Iris came in and interrupted your comments towards Julianna DiMaria for your match on Sunday.

Bea:  I don’t mind the interruption. You and Iris have a safe trip in Sweetwater Park.

Bea kneels down and gives Iris a kiss on the nose and the reaction from Iris shows she is happy Mommy Bea kissed her. Bill and Iris go out the front door and get into Bill’s car to drive to Sweetwater Park so Iris can potty. Once they are gone Bea continues preparing food items and she comments into the camera.

Bea:  Please allow me for a few minutes and I’ll be done with my food preparation. When I’m done I’ll put the food items into containers and cook them later after I’m done with airing comments for my upcoming match.

Bea quickly finishes preparing the food items and she packs the items into containers and puts the containers into the refrigerator. Since she already has the sink full of soapy warm water she places the food preparation items into the sink to soak for a time so they will be easier to clean later.

JULIANNA YOU DON’T KNOW SHIT!

Bea:  Oh, Julianna, the way you talk and hurl foul crap all time reminds me of a story that relates perfectly to People like you who talk without thinking about what they are talking about so they come across as ignorant. It will prove to the world that you don’t know shit. Let me move into the Living room so I can be more comfortable sitting on the couch than standing in the Kitchen.

Bea washes her hands then dries them. She then walks into the Living Room and takes a seat on the couch.

Bea:  Here is a true story of an incident I observed while on a flight to visit friends recently. An adult male was seated next to a girl who was around 10 years of age. I found out after this incident that the man was not related to this girl and it just happened that they got seats next to each other. The man, being bored, decided to turn to the girl and he said “Let’s talk. I’ve heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passengers.” The girl, who was reading a book, closed the book slowly and said to the man, “What would you like to talk about?” The man replied “Oh, I don’t know. How about nuclear power?” The young girl replied “OK!” and then she said “Discussing nuclear power would be an interesting topic but I would like to ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff. . .grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?" The guy thought about it and said, “Hmmm, I have no idea!” To which the young girl replied, “Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?”

Bea bursts out in loud laughter to the point that it takes her some time before she can stop laughing. After regaining her composure Bea returns to looking at the camera to continue her comments.

Bea:  Oh, Julianna, I’m sorry. . .ha ha ha. . .that I burst into laughter. . .ha ha ha. . .but I honestly couldn’t help myself. . .ha ha ha. . .as that young girl owned that jerk ass adult male. . .ha ha ha. . .just as I am going to own your sorry jerk ass in our match!

Bea works hard to control her laughter and when she does she continues with her comments.

Bea:  Julianna you amuse me beyond the point of me laughing hard and having to take time to regain my composure after the hard laughing. You are like so many of the other failures in the sport of wrestling as you rely on all the past things you’ve accomplished. I don’t give a damn about the claims you made about you being in other Wrestling Federations as those are past items and we are in the present. It doesn’t matter if you won a few matches in those other Wrestling Federations as those wins are not able to change your statistics here in Sin City Wrestling. Also since you seem to have jumped from Wrestling Federation to Wrestling Federation to Wrestling Federation, several times over a short period of time, that tells me you either couldn’t deal with the competition there or they got tired of you and released you from their Federations. To me that proves you don’t have loyalty to the Wrestling Federation you were working with but I’m not able to know if that is what happened or not. Only you know that information and you refuse to reveal the truth.

EVEN A BLIND SQUIRREL FINDS AN ACORN OCCASIONALLY

Bea stands up and walks into the kitchen to pull a can of Coke from the refrigerator. She pops the top of the Coke can as she is walking back to the Living Room to continue commenting on her upcoming match against Julianna DiMaria. Bea arrives at the couch and sits down to continue her comments.

Bea:  So, Julianna, you got a surprise win over Roxi Johnson and now you feel you are the main thing in the sport of wrestling? I got news for you Julianna. You just got lucky and that sometimes happens with below-average wrestlers like you. I mean, come on, even The Troll, after dozens of matches, managed to get one win so far in Sin City Wrestling, then he runs around bragging about that one win. As for your win over Roxi Johnson, maybe there was a glitch in the time matrix the day of that match. That doesn’t mean you performed exceptionally well. It doesn’t mean you did the impossible. I feel you just got extremely lucky and got a cheap win. There’s a saying that describes you perfectly in that situation. And that saying is that even a blind Squirrel finds an acorn occasionally but most of the time that blind Squirrel goes hungry as they cannot function as well as other Squirrels with great eyesight do. I assure you that you might be able to function half as well as I do in our match. And when I defeat you it will deflate your ego and it will be so humiliating for you that you are likely to retire from the sport of Wrestling.

FAMILY CONNECTIONS DO NOT ALWAYS MAKE FOR A GOOD THING

Bea:  Julianna have you ever heard the saying that family connections do not always make a good thing? The way you come across it appears to me that you believe you are automatically a great wrestler because you were born into a wrestling family and you feel that your genetic make up means that you will perform exceptionally well in the sport. However, Julianna, while there have been children of wrestlers who performed exceptionally well that isn’t always the case. Although I could give a long list of children of wrestlers who failed to perform around the average level most have failed to live up to the family legacy.

Bea stares into the camera for a moment then she continues with her comments.

Bea:  Julianna I do not believe you will find many people who would make the claim that a certain masked wrestler is pathetic and incompetent. I will not mention their name but he is, in fact, an amazing wrestler who has had more success than most wrestlers I’ve had to pleasure to watch. But there is a reason I am commenting on this. It is because this wrestler brought their son into the sport of Wrestling and his son has been what I classify as a failure in the sport. This proves that just because you were born into a wrestling family it doesn’t mean you inherited the fantastic wrestling genes. Simply put, Julianna, you suck and I will gladly prove to the fans that you can suck more than you already do when I easily defeat you.

CLOSING COMMENTS

Bea:  With my previous comments concerning you I will now present my closing comments. Oh, Julianna, I can imagine you jumping up and screaming for joy as you are tired of me verbally destroying and humiliating you with my truthful comments about you. Is that what is happening to you right now Julianna? You’re self-destructing. . .you’re melting into obscurity like the Wicked Witch of the West did in the movie The Wizard of Oz when they doused her with a bucket of water? Are you evaporating like a spilled drink on a hot sidewalk? I don’t care if my comments hurt or insult you as I’m telling the truth and the truth reigns superior to everything else. If you can’t take the heat then get the hell out of the kitchen!

Bea flashes an evil grin.

Bea:  Oh, Julianna, you have hurled a lot of foul words, stupid insults, and demeaning comments, my way. But since I have been able to deflect behavior like that from others previously then for me to deflect your dumb ass comments you are hurling in my direction is effortless. I have two common Tagalog phrases that apply to people like you who are abusive, insulting, and hurl nonsense comments, in a pathetic effort to intimidate others.

Bea again flashes an evil grin.

Bea:  When others try to hurl insults my way I respond by throwing two Tagalog phrases back at them. The first is TANGA! GAGO! BOBO! which translates into English as YOU ARE STUPID! SILLY! AND IGNORANT!

Bea laughs loudly.

Bea  The other saying I throw back at people who say dumb ass shit to me is PUTANG INA MO! which translates into English as YOUR MOTHER IS A WHORE AND THAT MAKES YOU THE CHILD OF A WHORE!

The camera person gives an extreme close-up shot of Bea as she begins an loud evil laugh again.

Bea:  What’s that Julianna? You don’t like what I said? So what? I don’t like you and what you said to me! When it comes down to showtime you’ll find out I’m a hundred times more than you think I am. You’ll find out how brutal I can be in a wrestling match. You’ll find out how effective my submission holds are. I’m walking into our match as one of two competitors. . .but I’m walking out of our match as the only winner…and if you can’t deal with that then I suggest you don’t step into the ring for our match. . .just walk away and fail to show for our match so that it will prevent the overwhelming humiliation I will give you when I beat you done and I walk away as the winner of our match!

Bea lets out a huge roaring laugh. After a time she is able to contain herself and continue with her comments.

Bea:  Julianna after I beat beat you down and cut you down to size you will need a telescope to see up to the eye level of a Dwarf! After I put the hurt on you, beat you down, and bruise you, and you have pain from my beat down for weeks, I could see you singing the song DOOM…DESPAIR…AND AGONY ON ME from the television program HEE HAW! For your benefit I will have the Network put the lyrics on the screen so you know what you will be singing after I destroy you.

The Network puts the graphics to the Hee Haw song GLOOM, DESPAIR, AND AGONY ON ME on the screen.

Gloom, despair, and agony on me-e!
Deep dark depression, excessive misery-y!
If it weren’t for bad luck I’d have no luck at all!
Gloom, despair, and agony on me-e-e!


The Network leaves the words to GLOOM, DESPAIR, AND AGONY ON ME on the screen long enough that all the viewers have time to read the lyrics and then they take the lyrics off and they return to a shot of Bea Barnhart.

Bea:  There you have it Julianna. That’s the song you will sing for months after I destroy and humiliate you in our match. Have a nice day!

Bea informs the camera person that she is done with her comments. The camera person calls into the Network and they tell him to put his camera into a fade-to-black setting and they do so. After about 15 seconds the scene goes fully dark.



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I AM GOING AFTER THE BOMBSHELL ROULETTE CHAMPIONSHIP AGAIN

Narrator:  Once again Bea Barnhart has a chance to prove herself in the Bombshell Roulette Division. This time it is a Triple Threat match between Bea Barnhart, Alexandra Calaway, and Seleana Zdunich, with the winner going on to face the Bombshell Roulette Champion for the chance to earn the Roulette Championship.

AT THE HOTEL ROOM OF BILL AND BEA BARNHART IN CUZCO, PERU

The scene shifts to the hotel room of Bill and Bea Barnhart in Cuzco, Peru. Sin City Wrestling is holding their event, Climax Control 369, in Cuzco at Machu Picchu. We see both Bill and Bea sitting on the couch in their hotel room. The camera person assigned to them indicates they are live broadcasting.

Bill:  Although I’m not on the Climax Control 369 card I would like to make a few comments before I leave the room and let Bea take control of the comments she will make for her match at Climax Control 369. I saw that I’m tentatively scheduled for a match against Goth at Violent Conduct IX. I have to be honest and state I’m not sure why this match came about. After the previous matches we’ve had against each other, and we both buried the resentment we had for each other from back in Asylum Wrestling Alliance days, I figured we were on even terms. I’m not sure what happened but either Goth lied trying to make it look like we had come to a mutual admiration of each other or Management is trying to cause stuff between us again. Therefore I’ll go into Violent Conduct IX and win match against Goth. Thanks, Bea, for allowing me to make comments before you launch into your comments for your match at Climax Control 369.

Bea:  I’m glad you made the comments you did as I also thought the things between you and Goth were resolved and that you two were on good terms again. Someone is lying but I assure everyone that the liar is not Bill.

Bill excuses himself and he goes into the other room so he will not interrupt Bea during her comments.

I AM GOING AFTER THE ROULETTE CHAMPIONSHIP AGAIN

Bea looks into the camera and launches into her comments concerning her upcoming Triple Threat Roulette Championship Qualifier match against Alexandra Calaway and Seleana Zdunich.

Bea:  As most of you know, or should know, I’m actively looking to obtain the Bombshell Roulette Championship. I’ve had a few matches for that Championship but to date I have not been able to earn the Bombshell Roulette Championship. In my upcoming match at Climax Control 369 I have another match, this time in a Triple Threat Roulette Championship Qualifier, to earn the qualification to challenge for the Bombshell Roulette Championship. My two opponents are Alexandra Calaway and Seleana Zdunich. I’ll start with you Alexandra.

Bea points into the camera when she mentions the name of Alexandra Calaway.

Bea:  Alexandra although you’re likely to huff and puff and try to brag about your accomplishments against me in the wrestling ring I’ll stop you right there. I’m here to present to the world the record of our matches against each other. Even though you’re likely to claim you have no memory of our two matches that doesn’t erase the fact of the results I’ve had against you.

Bea holds up one finger to signify their first match.

Bea:  So, Alexandra, do you remember our first match which was at Climax Control 358 on April 9, 2023? I remember it very well. I defeated you by submission when I locked you into my Sleeping Pill Sleeper Hold. Win number one for me against you.

Bea now holds up two fingers to signify their second match.

Bea:  Do you remember our second match against each other Alex? No? You have a short memory of that loss also? Let me enlighten everyone watching. Our second match was on June 11, 2023, at Climax Control 364. I defeated you by submission in a match called a Bombshell Bitch Fight.

Bea looks deep into the camera as if she is staring a hole through Alexandra Calaway.

Bea:  Try as hard as you can in our match Alex but you cannot shake the fact that we had two matches and I won both of them by submission. Why they put you in our upcoming match is a mystery to me. I guess they wanted the fans to get a few laughs at your expense.

Bea bursts out in laughter. After she gets her laughter under control she returns to commenting on her upcoming match then she glares into the camera to address Seleana Zdunich.

Bea:  Now I will present my match history against Seleana Zdunich and I’ll be honest that my history against Seleana is the exact opposite of my history against Alexandra. I won’t give the specific details of all the matches, as there are six of them, but I will present how each of the matches ended.

Bea pulls out a sheet of paper to read off the history between herself and Seleana.

Bea:  Seleana we’ve had six matches against each other and you have five direct wins over me. In the sixth match it was a Triple Threat between us and Dani Weston. You pinned Dani instead of me so even though it counts as a loss for me it was not you obtaining a direct physical win over me. As for the other five matches I publicly admit that I am 0-5 against you. All five of your wins over me were by pinfall. No knockouts. No submissions. No disqualifications.

Bea tosses the sheet of paper to the side then she continues with her comments.

Bea:  So, Seleana, are you coming into our match over-confident and expecting another win over me? You can be as over-confident as you want but I’m the wrestler who will win our match and move on to challenge for the Bombshell Roulette Championship.

HOW DO THE THREE OF US MEASURE UP

Bea:  Now I will move on to how the three of us measure up against each other. I am coming into our match at 5 feet 5 inches and 130 pounds. Alex you are coming into our match at 5 feet 6 inches and 130 pounds. As for you, Seleana, you are coming into our match at 5 feet 10 inches and 125 pounds.

Bea puts on a look as though she is doing calculations in her head then she returns to commenting on her upcoming match.

Bea:  Although Seleana has a slight height advantage over me and Alex when it comes to the weight department we are basically around the same weight. This should prove to be a very interesting, exciting, brutal, and of course a winning, match for me. My desire to become a Roulette Champion is a strong one and I plan on making that desire a reality after I defeat Alex and Seleana then go on to face the Bombshell Roulette Champion.

With the height and weight information presented which indicates that none of the three in this match have a height and weight advantage Bea turns to another form of comments.

A HISTORY OF WINNING PREVIOUSLY DOESN’T MEAN YOU WILL WIN THIS TIME. ON THE OPPOSITE SIDE A HISTORY OF LOSING DOESN’T MEAN YOU WILL LOSE THIS TIME

Bea:  My husband, Bill, has mentioned the battles of World War II many times when giving his opponents a piece of his mind. I’ll now do the same thing here for the education of Seleana and Alexandra. I’ll start with the battles involving Germany and the United States in Europe. For those of you who failed History class in school let me educate you. Germany won the majority of the battles of World War II against the United States in Europe. So, you ask, how did the United States win the overall war? Simply put they got tired of the crap from Germany and they bombed Germany into submission. Yes, Seleana, you are represented by Germany in my comments and I’m represented by the United States. You may have directly won five matches against me by pinfall, and in the six match you pinned the other wrestler involved in the match and not me, that crap ends at Climax Control 369. I’ll do what the United States did to Germany during World War II in Europe. I’ll beat you into submission and bomb blast your career into the unknown. Enjoy what I’m going to do to you as I’m damn sure going to enjoy destroying you.

Bea laughs.

Bea:  In my previous comments I mentioned Germany during World War II. Now I will move on to the other area of World War II to use as an example for our match. During World War II Japan won the majority of the battles in the Pacific area of World War II and yet the United States won the overall war. There were two mistakes Japan made during World War II in the Pacific area of the war. There was a very small island in the Pacific Ocean and the name of this island is Wake Island. It is an extremely small island and it was developed and used by Pan American Airlines as a fueling stop for their flights from the United States to Asia. They didn’t have planes with the endurance to fly as far as they do today. Although Japan was winning most of the battles in the Pacific area of World War II they saw activity on Wake Island and, of course, their first thought was that the United States had a military base there. When they diverted their military to Wake Island they found nothing but a small landing strip and some gas pumps but no United States Military facility. This temporary distraction caused Japan to turn away from the main areas of the battles in the Pacific area of World War II and the United States took advantage of their distraction. And, of course, I need to mention that the second item that caused Japan to lose World War II in the Pacific area was that they decided to bomb the Pearl Harbor Naval Station which resulted in the response of the United States dropping nuclear weapons on cities in Japan. Although both are significant in why Japan won a lot of battles during World War II, but lost the overall war, I feel their distraction of Japan to Wake Island to find nothing of military importance there was the main turning points of World War II.

Bea grins.

Bea:  Alexandra I don’t take you lightly even though I have soundly defeated you two times in two matches and both by submission. To take any wrestler in Sin City Wrestling lightly is a recipe for disaster. However I know I can easily defeat you but don’t consider that as my weakness. As for you Seleana you have earned respect in Sin City Wrestling with a very impressive record inside the ring. You have won six matches we have been involved in by winning five of them by pinfall over me and the other win came when you pinned the third wrestler in our match meaning you failed to get the win directly by pinning me or making me submit. Do I take you lightly? Of course not. I know what your record in Sin City Wrestling is and I know what you are capable of. On the other side of this discussion is whether you are taking me lightly because of your previous wins over me? If you think past success over me is the forecast of future success over me you will be sadly disappointed when I defeat you.

Bea laughs again then continues with her comments.

WHAT IS THE BOTTOM LINE IN THIS TRIPLE THREAT BOMSHELL ROULETTE CHAMPIONSHIP QUALIFIRE MATCH?

Bea:  For the benefit of Alexandra and Seleana I’d like to tell you two that I have wanted to earn the Bombshell Roulette Championship since I signed on as a wrestler in Sin City Wrestling. With my husband Bill being a two-time Roulette Champion, and seeing how excited he was holding the Roulette Championship, and seeing how much fun he had in those matches, I want some of that also. I know I came up short several times but that’s how things go in wrestling sometimes and as a wrestler you need to accept what happens and eventually things turn around. The bottom line in our match this Sunday is simple. The wrestler who remains focused. . .the wrestler who can be very aggressive without putting themselves in jeopardy of losing the match. . .the wrestler who avoids having damage inflicted on them from their two opponents in the match but who is able to inflict damage on their two opponents. . .and the wrestler who will never give up in the match until the Referee calls for the bell to end the match. . .will be the winner.  Seleana. . .Alexandra. . .in case you two are so stupid that you don’t realize I’m talking about myself being successful and wining our match. . .yep. . .that’s exactly who I’m talking about. . .ME. . .and I will win our match. You two can do all you want but nothing is going to prevent me from being successful this time.

Bea issues an evil laugh before continuing with her comments.

Bea:  What I want to see happen is that I get to face the Bombshell Roulette Champion and I win and become Sin City Wrestling Bombshell Roulette Champion. Then I would like to see Bill obtain the Roulette Champion for his third time and we will become a husband-wife team who are both Roulette Champions in their respective Division. Wouldn’t that be just overly heartbreaking to all those other wrestlers who always talk shit about me and Bill? You all enjoy your broken hearts okay! Ha ha ha!!!

Bea informs the camera person she is done with her comments for today. The camera person calls into the Network and the Network cuts the camera feed and our screen goes dark.


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