I GOT ANOTHER SHOT AT KEVIN CARTER BUT THIS TIME WITH A CHAMPIONSHIP ON THE LINE
The scene opens with a camera shot of the Narrator who does the lead in comments for Bill Barnhart, Bea Barnhart, and Felix Hernandez.
Narrator: I wish to thank everyone who tuned in today to hear my opening comments on Bill Barnhart’s match against Kevin Carter with the Internet Championship on the line. I am sure Bill did not see a shot at a Championship this soon after Inception but he is not one to refuse a shot at a Championship. I will now turn you over to Bill Barnhart to let him inform you of what he is thinking about going into this match.
The scene shifts to a camera shot of Bill Barnhart in San Diego, California. We notice Bill is in casual attire consisting of blue jeans, black sneakers, and a pink pullover shirt. When the camera person informs Bill they are live broadcasting Bill dives into his comments for his upcoming Internet Championship match against the current Champion Kevin Carter.
Bill: I wish to thank everyone who tuned in to hear my comments leading up to my Internet Championship match against Kevin Carter at Climax Control 416. I am sure you want to know where I am located in the San Diego area and I will get to that information shortly.
Bill picks up a can of Classic Coke, pops the top, and takes a drink, then he continues with his comments.
Bill: First I want to give you an update on Bea’s condition as she is still recovering from her Street Fight match from Inception. Bea’s wounds are healing and if it wasn’t for our Family Doctor, Doctor Kim, refusing to clear Bea to wrestle this soon after her injuries, she would have asked to be on this card. So Bea is at our home in Lawrenceville, Georgia. I have our neighbor, Andrew, stopping by our house to ensure Bea is okay. This is even more important since our English Bulldog Iris is there and I prefer that Andrew take care of Iris so that Bea can rest and fully recover. Also our friend and fellow wrestler in Sin City Wrestling, Felix Hernandez, who lives in Athens, Georgia, which is about 40 miles from Lawrenceville, is stopping by every other day to check on Bea’s healing process. Don’t be concerned for Felix as the drive from Athens to Lawrenceville, Georgia, is 40 miles each way and the drive is on the University Parkway so the travel is quick. Our family Doctor, Doctor Kim, said he expects to clear Bea to wrestle in about two weeks. Please allow me a little time to hook up a video call with Bea so you can get information directly from her.
Bill drinks more of his Classic Coke then he sets up the video call with Bea. When the call is on the screen and the audio is working nicely the two go into their video call.
Bill: Hi Bea! How are you feeling today? How is the healing process going after your Street Fight match at the Pay-per-View?
Bea: Well part of what I am working through is finding areas of my body that are still not hurting as much as when that Street Fight match was over. I expect that in two weeks I will be in a good enough condition to get an assignment for a match. That way I can prove to everyone that I am ready to get back into the ring.
Bill: Glad to hear you are healing fast and that you are anxious to get back into the ring. While I have you on video call can you ask Iris to come into the room so I can tell her something?
Bea: Sure. IRIS!!! DADDY IS ON A VIDEO CALL AND HE WANTS TO TALK TO YOU!!!
Iris, who is Bill and Bea’s English Bulldog waddles into the room. As soon as Iris sees Daddy Bill on the computer she perks up, starts barking and spinning around, then she tries to kiss Bill’s image on the computer screen.
Bill: Hi Iris! I want you to take care of Mommy Bea. Also I am trying to work with Sin City Wrestling Management to have them allow me and Bea to bring you to some of our wrestling events so you won’t miss us too much. Also, Iris, I have a surprise for you. Senor Vinnie is making a return to wrestling in Sin City Wrestling and when he contacts me I will see if he will still be bringing Pete The Cactus with him to wrestling events. This hopefully will turn out to you and Pete getting back together as a couple.
Iris: WOOF! BARK! HOWL! (interpretation: YAY! I HAVE MISSED PETE THE CACTUS FOR TOO LONG. HOPEFULLY PETE WILL TAKE ME TO A SPA WHERE WE CAN CHILL OUT AND GET A MASSAGE. WOO HOO!!!)
Bill: Calm down Iris! Your hormones are in overdrive. Ha ha ha!!! So, Bea, I have to get back to commenting on my match against Kevin Carter for the Internet Championship at Climax Control 416. Bye!
Bea: Bye!
Bill ends the video call with Bea and Iris. He then picks up the can of Classic Coke and takes a drink then he sets the can down on the table. Bill looks into the camera and continues with his comments on his Internet Championship match against Kevin Carter.
Bill: I need to comment on a few things before I go into specific comments on my upcoming match. I lived in San Diego, California, in addition to living in Oakland, California. I have never heard of the Frontwave Arena. And on top of that I have no clue why they list the Frontwave Arena as being in San Diego when it is not located in San Diego. The Frontwave Arena is located in Oceanside, California, which is 40 miles North of San Diego. I guess they didn’t want their arena physically located in San Diego to they placed it in Oceanside but still call their location as San Diego. I guess confusion reigns in San Diego.
Bill finishes his current can of Classic Coke. He then grabs another can of Classic Coke but he doesn’t immediately open it. . .he just sits it on the table for later use.
Bill: Hi, Kevin, so nice to see you again. It was at Climax Control 410 when you won the match we were in and you then went on to defeat Helluva Bottom Carter for the Internet Championship. Since I am one of the most honest wrestlers in Sin City Wrestling I will tell you the truth. I had two singles matches against Helluva Bottom Carter and I lost both of them. I was involved in other matches where Helluva Bottom Carter was also involved but I am focusing on Singles competition as that is the type of match I am involved in against you.
Bill picks up the second can of Classic Coke and pops the top and takes a drink. He returns the can of Classic Coke to the table then he looks into the camera to continue his comments.
Bill: Kevin as I already stated I applaud you on your win over Helluva Bottom Carter. He is, without a doubt, one of the toughest wrestlers to get a win over them. So, Kevin, what are you thinking leading up to your Internet Championship defense against me at Climax Control 416? I guess you do have bragging rights to brag about your win over Helluva Bottom Carter. However, Kevin, there is something you need to keep in your mind as our match quickly approaches. I am not Helluva Bottom Carter. I may have taken one loss to you but I am not taking a second loss to you at Climax Control 416. Are you getting over-confident where you are at right now Kevin? How about we do a bit of comparing of things just so you know where both of us are at. You are coming into our match at 6 feet 1 inch and I am coming into our match at 6 feet 4 inches. I come into our match at a weight of 240 pounds and you come into our match at a weight of 218 pounds. That puts you at a weight disadvantage of 22 pounds. Does height and weight always equate into an advantage and a win? Nope. Does being lighter in weight and shorter in height equate into an advantage and a win? Nope. So, Kevin, what does it take to win a match regardless of the size of your opponent? A desire to win and the attitude that I will never give up and submit in a match unless there are no other options available.
Bill finishes off his second can of Classic Coke.
Bill: If you can beat me down to where I cannot get up and kick your ass I will respect you for that accomplishment. If you can out-maneuver me and keep me off-balance to where you can get a win by pinfall or submission I will respect you for that accomplishment. All I ask of you, Kevin, is that when I beat you down where you cannot get back up on your feet and I get the win by pinfall or submission I expect you to respect what I accomplished in our match and that you will congratulate me on defeating you to become the newly crowned Internet Champion. Please enjoy the time you have left until February 16th because after I defeat you and I am crowned the new Internet Champion you will have nothing left to enjoy. There really is nothing wrong with someone earning a Championship and then bragging about it as we have all been there and done that. But, Kevin, can you retain the Internet Championship against me or is what you are claiming is nothing more than bragging on something you cannot accomplish? We will find on on February 16th.
Bill informs the camera person that he is finished with his comments for today. The camera person calls into the Network to let them know Bill is done presenting his comments and the Network cuts the feed to the camera and our screen goes dark.
