• Profile Info
  • Summary
  • Show Stats
  • Show Posts...
    • Messages
    • Topics
    • Attachments

This section allows you to view all posts made by this member. Note that you can only see posts made in areas you currently have access to.

2

Supercard Archives / Re: BARNHARTS v KAT JONES and HBCARTER

« on: April 11, 2024, 03:41:16 PM »

ACCUSATIONS GET RESULTS

The scene opens at the Walkup Skydome on Flagstaff, Arizona. The assigned camera person gets a shot of Bea Barnhart who is standing in front of the wrestling ring where the matches for Blaze of Glory 12 matches will take place. Bea looks into the camera to present comments for her and Bill’s upcoming Mixed Tag Team match against Kat Jones and Helluva Bottom Carter.

Bea:  I wish to thank those viewing my comments today as I have some items to talk about. The first item is the concept that ACCUSATIONS GET RESULTS and that is especially true when the majority of the accusations are false.

Bill:  Bea told me what she was going to talk about today so I will try to stay silent while she presents her comments.

Bea:  In this wrestling ring behind me our team will defeat the team of Kat and Carter. After our win that will lead both me and Bill into more Championship matches. But that is not the reason I am commenting today. My comments for today revolve around the fact that there are so many people in the world that no matter what you say they always say the opposite. I had many so-called friends who did that to me. I would tell them I like a certain music group and they would immediately comment how they hate that music group and will never listen to their music again. So a week or two later I tried some psychology on them. I would walk up to them and tell them I hate the certain music group, which I previously told them I liked to listen to, and immediately my friends, without thinking about their response, blurs out that they love that music group and they cannot understand why I do not like that group. When I call them out for being a hypocrite they then try to claim they never said they hated that group that I liked. Just goes to show that some people do not talk logic or sense as they are only capable of saying the opposite of what others say.

Bill:  And here it comes. . .

Bea:  Kat and Carter are exactly like those friends do did that to me. All Kat and Carter did was say the opposite of what I said in my first round of comments for our match. Think hard on that okay, They were not able to use hard evidence to counter nearly everything I said. Simply using words that are totally opposite of what I said and what I meant does not mean the other person, or people, are right. It only means they will say the opposite of whatever others say in a pathetic attempt to look intelligent.

Bea looks sternly into the camera.

Bea:  During the comments that Kat and Carter made it came across, to me anyway, that where I said YES they said NO. Where I said UP they said DOWN. Where I said HIGH they said LOW. The list is endless. Simply standing before a camera and saying the opposite of what I said is not classified as talking sense it is classified as just being anti whatever the other person said. If you cannot back up your counter comments then you need to be silent.

CLOSING COMMENTS

Bea:  In closing I wish to tell Kat that I hope that Bill and Carter are able to work out an agreement that when I am beating you down and you run to Carter to tag out of the match to get away from me, that when Bill and Carter enter the ring they will immediately tag me and you back into the match. This match honestly comes down to you and me and Bill and Carter are supporting roles characters. If Carter and Bill make that agreement, and they keep me and you in the ring, then I can continue to beat you down. Even if you were to get a pin or submission on me to end the match you will not leave the match unharmed. I want to beat all the false accusations you made against me out of you forever. So, Kat, have a nice time leading up t the bell to start our match. Once the bell rings, and our match starts, there will no longer be nice times for you.

Bea informs the camera person that she will now step out of camera range and allow Bill to take his place in front of the camera for his comments on their upcoming match. We watch as Bea leaves the view of the camera and then shortly after Bea leaves the camera view Bill steps into the view of the camera to give his comments on their upcoming Mixed Tag Team match.

3

Supercard Archives / Re: BARNHARTS v KAT JONES and HBCARTER

« on: April 05, 2024, 12:34:33 PM »

MIXED TAG TEAM MATCH VERSUS KAT AND CARTER – PART 1

At the home of Bill and Bea Barnhart. After Bea Barnhart presented her comments for her and Bill’s upcoming Mixed Tag Team match against Kat Jones and Helluva Bottom Carter it is Bill’s turn to present his comments concerning their upcoming match. Bill and Bea changed places so that Bill is in front of the camera and Bea moved to the other side of the couch to be next to their English Bulldog Iris.

Bill:  Bea had her say on our upcoming Mixed Tag Team match against Kat Jones and Helluva Bottom Carter so now it is my turn to make comments. Carter I want to ask you something and you are free to answer or not. Since this match has been scheduled at the demand of Kat Jones, mainly due to false information and false accusations against Bea, I would like to ask you if you would consider something. Since the women have the issues, and since I have no issues with you, let me suggest something for our match. I want the two of us to let the women start the match and if one of them tags out to us then we can enter the ring but with a twist. Instead of wrestling and attacking each other we just immediately tag our partners back into the ring and let them go at each other. I am sure that is what Kat and Bea want.

Bill looks into the camera to see what reply he gets from Carter. Obviously Bill realizes that Carter is not going to be to answer him at this time but at least he presented the option to him.

Bill:  Yeah. . .I know you are not able to answer me at this time and that is okay as I will work with whatever your decision ends up to be. I just think it would be fun to watch Bea and Kat beat the crap out of each other while we relax and enjoy the action. If you are not up for that concept then so be it.

Bill shrugs her shoulders while looking into the camera.

Bill:  I wish to thank everyone for joining us at our home in Lawrenceville, Georgia today. The next time you will hear from us we will be presenting comments from Flagstaff, Arizona.

Bill informs the camera person that both he and Bea are done with their comments for today. The camera person calls into the Network to inform them and the Network cuts the camera feed and returns to the regularly scheduled programming for this time slot.

4

Supercard Archives / Re: BARNHARTS v KAT JONES and HBCARTER

« on: April 05, 2024, 12:32:56 PM »

A COFFEE BREAK WITH BEA

The scene opens on our television and we see that we are taken to the home of Bea and Bill Barnhart in Lawrenceville, Georgia. The camera person assigned to Bea and Bill pans around the inside of their home. While the camera person continues to pan the scene they get a shot of Bea and Bill coming down the stairs from the upstairs of their home. Bea and Bill greet the camera person then the two take a seat on the couch in their living room. As soon as they sit down we see their English Bulldog, Iris, walk into the living room where she jumps up on the couch. . .well actually Daddy Bill needs to help Iris get up on the couch as she is stocky and chubby...and Iris then lays down next to Daddy Bill. We also take note that there is a coffee pot and a coffee cups on the table in front of the couch.

Bea:   I wish to thank everyone for tuning in so I can present information that is pertinent to our Mixed Tag Team match at Blaze of Glory 12 which will take place on Sunday, April 14, 2024. As you saw in the initial camera shot I have a pot of coffee and some coffee cups on the table in our living room. There are two reasons for having the coffee here during my comments on our upcoming match. The first reason is that me and Bill enjoy drinking coffee even though Bill is more of a Classic Coke person while I am more the Coffee drinker. The second reason is that our upcoming match was demanded by Kat Jones as she wants to get revenge upon me for the time I tossed a cup of coffee in her face when she attacked me. The long trail of false accusations, attacks on me during my matches, and attacks on me while serving as Bill’s Manager, by Kat, just went too far on that day and it just happened that I had a cup of coffee in my hand and my initial response to her abuse was to toss the coffee in her face. I feel bad that she got her face burned but negative actions have negative results and it took a cup of coffee to her face to make Kat understand that concept.

Bea looks over at Bill and she asks him if he wants to make comments at this time on their upcoming Mixed Tag Team match.

Bill:  No, Bea, I am okay. Since we agreed that you would present comments on our match first, then I will present my comments on our match after you are done, I will keep my comments silent until it is my turn to present them.

Bea:  Thank you Bill. I will close my comments for today and then the next time both of us will comment on our upcoming match will be when we are in Flagstaff, Arizona, for Blaze of Glory 12.

Bea pours herself a cup of coffee and we can tell the coffee is hot because of the steam rising out of the cup.

<Bea:  What’s up Kat? Did you just cringe because I picked up a cup of coffee? All I am doing is enjoying a cup of coffee in my home in Lawrenceville, Georgia. If you are watching me on television and you are ducking over the shot of me drinking coffee then you have one hell of a serious mental issue.

Bea grins into the camera then she takes another sip of coffee.

 Bea:  So, Kat, in closing I want you two to know that what me and Bill are hoping for is that if the boys get tagged into the match that they will immediately tag out so that me and you can continue the fight. I know Carter wants to beat upon Bill and that is what we expect from him. However, since this match came about because you demanded this match to get back at me for the coffee incident, then I want the majority of the match to be you and me. The boys can stay outside of the ring, on the ring apron, and enjoy the show. Kat I am looking forward to Blaze of Glory 12. Hope you are also. Bye!

Bea informs the camera person that she is done with her comments and that she will switch locations with Bill so they can air his comments.

5

Climax Control Archives / I WILL EARN ANOTHER SHOT AT THE ROULETTE CHAMPIONSHIP

« on: March 29, 2024, 08:54:32 PM »

I WILL EARN ANOTHER SHOT AT THE ROULETTE CHAMPIONSHIP

Narrator:  Bill Barnhart told me he is thrilled to have this Roulette Rules match at Climax Control 390 against Eddie Lyons. Bill is a two-time Roulette Champion and he wants to earn the Roulette Championship for a third time.

BILL BARNHART BACK IN THE SAN FRANCISCO BAY AREA WHERE HE WAS BORN AND GREW UP IN OAKLAND, CALIFORNNIA

When the scene changes we see Bill Barnhart, along with his wife and Manager Bea Barnhart, at the home of Bill’s Niece and her husband Ken in Vallejo, California. The camera person assigned to Bill Barnhart notifies Bill and Bea they are live broadcasting.

Bill:  Before I get into the main comments for my upcoming Roulette Rules match against Eddie Lyons let me introduce you to my Niece Kathy, and her husband Ken, as we are at their house in Vallejo, California. They are huge wrestling fans and they were sad when my previous match against Eddie Lyons was cancelled and was rescheduled for Climax Control 390. I decided to stop by the Bay Area again to include them in my comments on my upcoming match against Eddie Lyons which will take place at Climax Control 390 in Phoenix, Arizona, on Sunday March 24, 2024.

The camera person points their camera at Kathy and Ken and the two wave and smile into the camera but since they are camera shy when it comes to speaking into the camera they turn down Bill’s suggestion that they make comments. After they wave and smile they move to the side so that they are not in camera view when the camera person is focusing on Bill and Bea.

Bill:  For those who are watching and wondering why me and Bea are in the San Francisco Bay Area again, instead of already being in Phoenix, Arizona, for Climax Control 390, I will inform you what is going on. I was born and grew up in Oakland, California, which is about 25 miles from Vallejo where we are now with Kathy and Ken, and I lived at 4263 Saint Andrews Road in the East Oakland hills. The house was modest with three bedrooms and two bathrooms and it was around 1,800 Square Feet. The nicest feature of this property was that it had about a one acre property and the backyard was huge and there were lots of fruit trees in the backyard. We enjoyed apricots, plums, nectarines, apples, pears, and peaches. We would pick the fruit and Father would can the fruit. Then when Winter came and we wanted fruit with our ice cream we opened one of the canned fruits and had a great time. The sad thing is that Father sold the home and I believe the selling price at that time was in the $200,000 range. I checked on Zillow before I came in front of the camera today and today the value on Real Estate sites say this house at 4263 Saint Andrews Road in Oakland, California, is $1.3 Million. Would have been nice to have kept that home but Father needed to sell. Oh well.

Bea:  People cannot move ahead in life if they continually look into the past and try to figure out what could have been. We all have to work with what we currently have and succeed with what we have available to us.

Bill:  Nicely stated Bea.

Bea:  We promised our friend and neighbor, Andrew, in Lawrenceville, Georgia, that we would do a short video call with Iris. Andrew told us Iris misses us while we are on tour and since her boyfriend, Pete The Cactus, lives on the West Coast and Iris lives on the East Coast, she is sad not being able to see him in person even though she sees him during their video calls.

VIDEO CALL OF BILL AND BEA TO IRIS THEIR ENGLISH BULLDOG

Bea logs into her laptop computer and connects to a video call with Iris their English Bulldog in Lawrenceville, Georgia.

Bea:  Bill and I will provide translations of what Iris is saying so know what is going on.

Both computer screens are being shown on the screen so we can see Bill and Bea in the San Francisco Bay Area and Iris at their home in Lawrenceville, Georgia, along with their friend and neighbor Andrew.

Bill:  Hi Iris! How is my baby girl doing?

Iris:  *moan* *whine* *snort* (I am sad. . .I miss my boyfriend Pete the Cactus. . .and I am upset that I cannot go to see him or have her come here to see me.)

Bea:  Iris once we get to a situation where either myself or Daddy Bill can stay at home with you while the other is actively wrestling we cannot make the arrangements to have Pete come to visit you.

Iris:  *woof* *bark* *whine* (Okay Mommy. . .I will be patient...But it still hurts not being able to see Pete the Cactus in person.)

Bill:  Take care Iris. Andrew is taking care of you and he will feed you and take you for walks. Bye!

Bea ends the video call with Iris and she logs out of the video call program and then she closes her laptop computer.

Bea:  I feel bad for Iris but she will understand some day.

Bill:  Hard to have a crush on someone and not be able to visit with them in person.

BILL FOLLOWS UP WITH BEA CONCERNING HER MATCH AGAINST KRYSTAL WOLFE AT CLIMAX CONTROL 389

Bill:  Bea before I go into my comments on my upcoming match against Eddie Lyons I would like to ask you how you feel about your match against Krystal Wolfe at Climax Control 389 went.

Bea:  Ask me anything.

Bill:  How did you feel going into that match against Krystal?

Bea:  I felt confident. It never benefits wrestler to be nervous about an upcoming match or to doubt their own wrestling abilities.

Bill:  Krystal called you a joke as a wrestler. What do you have to say about that?

Bea:  Well her only claim that is valid is that she was the Bombshell Roulette Champion. Outside of that she has not held other Championships. She tried to make it an issue that I held only one Championship since becoming a wrestler in Sin City Wrestling. Although my reign as Champion was short it still means both of us have obtained only one Championship and we are both looking for our second one.

Bill:  How do you feel you did against Krystal in your last match?

Bea:  There is a lot to consider. One item is that Krystal violated the rules to attack me while I was in the ropes, or outside of the ring, but even with that there was a good thing that came out of it. The Referee for our match allowed both of us to stretch the rules since Krystal started it. He could have just called a Disqualification on her but that would have only caused Krystal to whine even more. Both of us did well in the match. Both of us obtained the advantage over the other and both of us ended up on the receiving end. I was reading the face of Krystal and I was able to see the fear in her eyes when I got the advantage on her way more than she expected me to do. But I am not a lying asshole like Krystal is so I honestly state that we had a great back and forth and either of us could have ended up with the win. However it was Krystal with the win. It happens. There will be other matches between us in the future and those matches will turn out in my favor.

Bill:  Well stated Bea.

BILL EXPLAINS WHAT HAPPENED TO CAUSE HIS MATCH WITH EDDIE LYONS TO BE POSTPONED UNTIL CLIMAX CONTROL 390

Bill:  I was taking Iris for a walk in Sweetwater Park, which is near where we live in Lawrenceville, Georgia, and she saw a Squirrel and charged after it. The unfortunate thing was that Iris was in front of me and the Squirrel ran opposite of the direction where we were going. Iris managed to run full-speed through my legs and her leash, and hear hard head, whacked me in the family jewels. When you take into consideration that Iris weighs around 50 pounds that meant there was a lot of energy transferred from her and her leash to my groin.

Bea:  Bill is doing fine now and he is at 100 percent for his upcoming match against Eddie Lyons.

Bill:  It was a simple matter of applying an ice pack and taking some Tylenol and everything is fine now. Of course having some great massages from Bea was the most satisfying therapy.

Bea:  Bill!!! You are making comments that suggest something sexual and we are live on television!

Bill:  You are my wife and you give great massages so there is nothing wrong with me commenting on that.

Bea blushes.

COMMENTS ON BILL’S UPCOMING MATCH AGAINST UNBREAKABLE EDDIE LYONS

Bill and Bea get comfortable in their chairs for the presentation of their comments leading up to Bill’s Roulette Rules match against Eddie Lyons. Before the two launch into their comments they look over at Ken and Kathy to see how they are doing while watching Bill and Bea present comments and we get a quick shot of Ken and Kathy giving two thumbs up to Bill and Bea. Bill and Bea then turn their attention into the camera.

Bill:  Bea I am not being rude but your interference in my last match, which was against Peter Vaughn, caused the Referee to ban you from ringside as my Manager, went a bit too far. As my Manager I expect you to offer advice, ensure the Referee is calling the match fairly, and to ensure that if my opponents hire people to interfere in the match that you would cut them off to prevent their interference. The way I saw my match there was no illegal activity on the part of Peter Vaughn. I guess you just got caught up in the excitement of the match and reacted.

Bea:  That is exactly what happened Bill. From my view standing at ringside it appeared to me that Peter Vaughn was violating the rules and that the Referee was not taking action to stop it. Later when I reviewed your match I was able to see that there was no violation of the rules and the Referee did not need to take action on him. Oops! We all make mistakes but, unlike me and you, most people refuse to take ownership of their mistakes.

Bill:  That is enough talk on that subject. Now I need to get into direct comments to Eddie Lyons who is my next victim. . .I mean next opponent. . .ha ha ha!!!

Bill and Bea enjoy a hearty laugh then continue with their comments.

Bill:  So, Eddie, did you honestly think you would get a FREE PASS and not have to face me before Blaze Of Glory 12? Well you thought wrong! Did you think I was injured to the point that I would not be able to face off against you? Well you thought wrong again! Although I have the nickname of BULLDOG after the walk in the park with Iris where she whacked me in the groin I have another nickname of STEEL BALLS BARNHART. If you thought that whack to the groin was going to take me out and force me to retire from wrestling you were wrong. I am still here and I am going to defeat you at Climax Control 390. Trust me Eddie that if you had been whacked in the nutsack with a dog leash and with the head of a 50 pound Bulldog head butting you in the groin you would have retired from wrestling. Not only did I not retire from wrestling but I am facing you at Climax Control 390 AND it is a Roulette Rules Match. I cannot tell you how thrilled I am that Management made our match a Roulette Rules Match.

Bill flashes a thumbs up into the camera.

Bill:  Eddie. . .Eddie. . .Eddie. . .you are like a piece of lightweight pottery that, when dropped, immediately breaks into dozens of pieces. I find it extremely amusing that your nickname is UNBREAKABLE Eddie Lyons. Since I already defeated you in a match and broke you maybe you need to stop using that nickname. Either that or you can change your nickname to BROKEN Eddie Lyons. I will explain to you and the viewers why I made those comments a little bit later. I am sure that you have tried to erase the incident of your loss to me in our only match against each other from your memory but I know the memory lingers in your mind. Also presenting the information helps those fans who were not able to watch our previous match will help them understand what happened in that previous match and what is going to happen in our next match at Climax Control 390.

Bea:  Go Bill!!!

Bill:  Eddie I will take you back to January 21, 2024, at Climax Control 383. We were in a match against each other that evening. I defeated you by pinfall. I walked away from our match as the winner and you walked away from our match as the broken loser. On that day in history you, the self-proclaimed UNBREAKABLE Eddie Lyons, was broken by me. With my win over you the comparison of when I broke you is like when Humpty Dumpty fell off the wall and all the King’s Horses and all the King’s men were unable to put Humpty Dumpty back together again. Yes, Eddie, you were broken by me and you will never be able to recover from the fact that I broke you.

Bea:  I would hate to be in the shoes of Eddie Lyons having to face you at Climax Control 390.

CLOSING COMMENTS

Bill:  Kathy. . .Ken...please excuse me for a moment while I retrieve something from our rental car.

Bill stands up and walks out of Ken and Kathy’s house to get something from his car and he returns in a short time carrying a medium size burlap bag in his hands.

Bill:  Ken. . .Kathy. . .Bea. . .I want the three of you to come outside in the front of the house as I have a demonstration for the enlightenment of Eddie Lyons.

Bea. . .Kathy. . .and Ken exit the house and go to the sidewalk with Bill walking behind them carrying the burlap bag. When the four of them on are on sidewalk Bill starts his demonstration.

Bill:  You three know that I broke Eddie Lyons in our first match and that I plan on breaking Eddie again at Climax Control 390 and then break him again in the Roulette Championship Match at Blaze Of Glory 12. In this burlap bag I have three items and each item represents Eddie Lyons who is the so-called Unbreakable one and I will give you, the viewers, and Eddie Lyons a demonstration.

Bea. . .Kathy. . .and Ken watch as Bill pulls out the first item which is a ceramic flower vase. The three look on as Bill begins his demonstration. The three watch as Bill raises the ceramic flower vase over his head and throws it hard onto the sidewalk where is smashes into dozens of pieces.

Bill:  That is what I did to Eddie Lyons during our first match. I broke him into so many pieces that he was not able to be put back together fully just as this vase is useless now as it cannot be put back together again.

Bill takes out the second item in the bag and he holds it up. What we see is a nice high-quality wine glass. Bill holds it up and then throws it onto the sidewalk where it breaks apart into dozens of pieces.

Bill:  Just as with my first demonstration with the ceramic flower vase where it broke into so many pieces that it can never be put back together again I just broke a very nice wine glass into dozens of pieces. This is what I will do to Eddie Lyons at Climax Control 390. I will break him for a second time and he will not be able to be put back together again.

Bill reaches down into his burlap bag and he brings out an item that is totally different than the two previous items he brought out. This item is a regulation 16 pound bowling ball. This one is black in color. Bill holds the bowling ball in both his hands and he raises it over his head and then Bill drives the bowling ball so hard into the sidewalk that the bowling ball shatters into hundreds of pieces. Bill flashes a huge grin as he watches the bowling ball shatter.

Bill:  HAR HAR HAR!!! That is what I am going to do to Eddie Lyons at Blaze Of Glory 12 when I face him in a match for the Roulette Championship. Eddie may THINK he is glorious and shiny like the flower vase and wine glass I destroyed so easily but he will face the same destruction I placed on those two items and this bowling ball. Eddie you may also think you are a tough as a regulation bowling ball but you just saw me shatter the crap out of a regulation bowling ball which leaves that bowling bowl impossible to repair. I will easily destroy you as I destroyed these three items today. You can run. . .but you cannot hide from me any longer.

Bill thanks Bea. . .Kathy. . .and Ken for observing his presentation. He asks them to return inside the house while he cleans up the sidewalk. After Bill is finished cleaning up the sidewalk he returns inside the house to continue his closing comments on his upcoming match against Eddie Lyons at Climax Control 390. Bill sits down and delivers his final closing comments.

Bill:  Let me ask you a question Eddie. Did you read the comments on our match. You know which match I am talking about. Our Roulette Rules Match at Climax Control 390. The comments state that when I defeat you that I will be the wrestler to face you at Blaze Of Glory 12 for the Roulette Championship. Yes, Eddie, you heard that correctly, and if you understood the implications of the comments on our upcoming match then you already know I will defeat you at Climax Control 390, and then again at Blaze Of Glory 12 in Flagstaff, Arizona, to become a three-time Roulette Champion. And, Eddie, not only did I previously defeat you at Climax Control 383...I will defeat you again at Climax Control 390...I will go into Blaze Of Glory 12 with the Roulette Championship on the line and I will defeat you at Blaze Of Glory 12 to improve my winning streak over you to THREE IN A ROW and I will become a three-time Roulette Champion. Damn sure sucks to be you Eddie with your new nickname of BROKEN Eddie Lyons.

Bill and Bea indicate they will make final closing comments and they ask Ken and Kathy if they want to make comments but both of them continue to be camera shy and decline their offer.

Bill:  Eddie it will be soon that we show up at the GCU Arena in Phoenix, Arizona. Well I will show up anyway. Not sure if you lost your courage to show up and step into the ring with me and you will end up as a no-show for our match. It does not matter where the Roulette Wheel lands for our match at Climax Control 390. The only thing that matters is that when the bell rings, and our match is officially underway, I will break you again like I did at Climax Control 383. I defeated you, and broke you, once and I am going to defeat you and break you again. I could say that I feel sorry for you having to be taking another loss to me but I would be lying if I told you I feel sorry for you. Want to know how I view you? I view you as more pathetic than the actor Erik Estrada, a Puerto Rican actor from the television show CHIPS,  trying to speak Spanish in a Mexican Telenovela! Eddie I would like to wish you to have a nice time leading up to our match at Climax Control 390 because once the bell rings and our match is underway there will be no more nice times for you as I will defeat you and face you at Blaze Of Glory 12 for the Roulette Championship.

Bea:  You know what Bill? It is pathetic that some people are so damn stupid that they not only do not know what others are saying, or what is happening around them, and they fail to understand the truth.

Bill:  You are correct Bea. Some people are so stupid that they do not even know they are stupid. Damn! That’s stupid! In closing I wish to thank everyone, including you Eddie, for tuning in for my comments on my upcoming match. Me and Bea will fly to Phoenix shortly and we will meet you there. . .that is if you still have the courage to show up for our match! My final comment is to tell you that The Rolling Stones had the concept nailed when in their song the lyrics go:  YOU DON’T ALWAYS GET WHAT YOU WANT...BUT YOU WILL GET WHAT YOU NEED and you, Eddie, want to defeat me but what you need, and what you will get, is me defeating you!

Bea informs the camera person that they can cut their camera feed now. The camera person calls into the Network to inform them and the Network cuts the feed to the camera person’s camera and the Network returns to the regular programming for this time slot and our screen goes dark.

6

Climax Control Archives / I AM FACING KRYSTAL WOLFE AGAIN

« on: March 22, 2024, 08:16:33 PM »

I AM FACING KRYSTAL WOLFE AGAIN

Narrator:  Bea Barnhart has been scheduled for a match against Krystal Wolfe to open Climax Control 389. Bea and Krystal have only one match against each other so this will be an interesting match to see who will come out of the match as the winner.

OPENING COMMENTS

When the camera feed cuts to the camera person who has been assigned to follow Bea Barnhart we see Bea walking in a lobby area but it does not appear that she is inside the TCC Arena in Tucson, Arizona. As the camera person follows Bea we can see people entering and leaving the location carrying luggage so we make the assumption that Bea is in the hotel where she is staying while working Climax Control 389. We do not see Bill Barnhart with Bea so we are not sure if Bill is in their hotel room or if he is in another location. The camera person gets Bea’s attention and they inform Bea they are live broadcasting. Bea invites the camera person into the main lobby of the hotel where she takes a seat in a comfortable chair while the camera person stations their camera to get a clear shot of Bea without interruptions.

Bea:  Thanks for joining me today. You are probably wondering where Bill is and that is a good question. Bill is not performing at Climax Control 389 so he flew back to Georgia to hang out with Iris for the week since he has the week off. Bill wants to give Iris some walks and cuddles and he also wants to have a deep discussion about the relationship between Iris and Pete the Cactus. Bill’s trip back home also gives our friend and neighbor, Andrew, a week off from taking care of Iris for us. Now back to me I am in a hotel located close to the TCC Arena. I am hyped for this upcoming match and nothing is going to stop me from winning.

I AM FACING KRYSTAL WOLFE AGAIN

Bea:  I will start with the history between myself and Krystal. We have only had one match against each other. That match was on April 11, 2021, at Climax Control 296. That was three years ago and that was also when I was new to being a wrestler in Sin City Wrestling. Although I am 0-1 against Krystal in our one match I will be 1-1 against Krystal after I defeat her on March 24, 2024.

Bea flashes a grin into the camera.

Bea:  Both of us have held a Championship in Sin City Wrestling. Mine was the Mixed Tax Team Championship and Krystal held the Bombshell Roulette Championship. I admit that the run of me and Bill as Mixed Tax Team Champions was very short but that does not take away from the fact that we were Mixed Tax Team Champions. Kristal has also held only one Championship that I can find information on. I give Krystal credit that she held the Bombshell Roulette Championship for around 9 months which is not an easy thing to accomplish. However coming off a 9 month reign as a Champion and accomplishing nothing after that is pathetic.

Bea points a finger into the camera during her pervious comment.

Bea:  One more thing I want to present is how me and Krystal measure up to each other. I come into this match at 5’5” and 130 pounds and Krystal comes into our match at 5’5” and 125 pounds. There is no height or weight advantage for either of us in this match. The only difference I can think of is that I carry a Genius IQ while I feel Krystal has the IQ of a potato. Looks like it is time for me to make Mashed Potatoes.

At her comment Bea bursts out in very loud laughter and it takes her a bit of time to recover and stop laughing at her comment concerning Krystal. Just as Bea is about to give additional comments concerning her match she receives a notification of a video call on her laptop computer so she picks up her laptop and sees the video call is from Bill.

BEA TAKES THE VIDEO CALL FROM BILL AND IRIS

Bea:  I apologize for the interruption of my comments on my upcoming match but I have a video call from Bill and I need to take it due to the difference in Time Zones between us at this time. This will not take long. Hi Bill! How are you and Iris doing?

Bill:  I am doing great and I feel good that I was able to give Andrew a break from taking care of Iris for us while we are on tour wrestling.

Bea:  Speaking of Iris where is she?

Bill:  She is in the other room sulking because I told her she cannot make a trip to visit Pete The Cactus since he lives around 3,000 miles away. Then Iris got more insulted when I refused her request to allow Pete The Cactus to travel here to Lawrenceville, Georgia, to visit with her. She sill get over it. I will give Iris some pizza and lasagna and while she is stuffing herself she will temporarily forget about Pete.

Bea:  Ha ha ha!!! The mental image I just had concerning Iris is too much. Before we end the video call I got word that Sin City Wrestling Management will allow us to bring Iris on tour with us but with the understanding that the permission to do so depends on whether Iris will behave and not soil the carpets and furniture.

Bill:  Iris will be fine, Maybe we can use the Blaze of Glory XII event to re-introduce Iris to the fans. There are a lot of new fans who have not yet seen Iris with us during wrestling events. Thanks for taking my video call. I apologize that Iris is being a jerk right now. I will close the video call so you can continue presenting your comments for Climax Control 389 for your match with Krystal Wolfe.

Bill exits the video call and the video call screen on the laptop of Bear goes to the main screen. Bea closes the laptop computer then she continues with her comments concerning her match against Krystal Wolfe.

BEA RETURNS TO COMMENTING ON HER UPCOMING MATCH AGAINST KRYSTAL WOLFE

Bea:  So, Krystal, what are you thinking? Oops! I must apologize to you. Why? Because you have pathetically weak brain so the concept of you thinking means your would probably end up burning out your brain in a matter of seconds. Rather than me asking you questions that would cause you to fry your brain cells trying to calculate what your answer might be. As for me I carry a Genius IQ of around 130 and since that is ten times what your IQ probably is.

Bea points to her head to indicate that she has a superior brain and that her brain will not fry responding to questions.

Bea:  As you may already know I was born and grew up in the Philippines. They take education and heritage seriously. I know the history of Australia and as I researched the history it turns out the majority of the people from Australia are descendants of criminals who were sent to the penal colony there. Must suck to know that your ancestors were criminals and their DNA is in your system. Hmmm. I wonder if. . .  Nah! I will not go there with the comment that came to my mind.

Bea flashes a sad face into the camera.

Bea:  There have never been any criminals in the history of my family. We obey the laws. We respect others. But when we are threatened with harm, either from criminals, thugs, or mean girls like you, we fight back. And when I say we fight back against threats of harm made to us I mean we fight back ten times more than those who are attacking us. I have left a trail of criminals, thugs, and mean girls, behind me after I kicked their asses and you are not an exception to that rule.

Bea waves her finger into the camera to show Krystal she does not take crap from anyone.

CLOSING COMMENTS

Bea:  Krystal you held the Bombshell Roulette Championship for nine months. Although that is not an easy thing to do when defending the Roulette Championship you did manage to hold onto the Championship for nine months. You know damn well that I have the desire to become the Bombshell Roulette Champion but I have not yet achieved that goal but it will come to me in the near future.

Bea informs the camera person that after her next comments she will be cone commenting on her upcoming match and then they can cut their camera feed. The camera person acknowledges what Bea told them.

Bea:  Oh, Krystal, how I wish our match at Climax Control 389 was a Roulette Rules match. That way I can prove to the world that I am worthy of a shot at the Bombshell Roulette Championship. I will not talk more on that subject at this time as none of us truly know what tomorrow will bring. However, Krystal, I do know what Sunday, March 24, 2024, will bring. It will bring me a win over you and it will bring you a loss to me. Just remember the classic line from the movie DIRTY HARRY where he confronts a punk on the streets and while pointing his gun at the punk he states to the punk:  You've gotta ask yourself one question: “Do I feel lucky?” Well, do ya, punk? Seriously, Krystal, do you feel you are lucky and that you can overcome me? Get real! Your luck ran out the instant Management placed your name on the Climax Control 389 Card as my opponent! If you do not like what I am saying in my comments today then at Climax Control 389 I dare you to shut me up! I friggin’ date you to shut me up! Good luck with that punk!

With the final comments of Bea the camera person informs Bea they will cut the camera feed at this time and Bea gives her approval and when the camera person cuts the camera feed our screen goes dark.

7

Climax Control Archives / THINGS WILL BE DIFFERENT THIS TIME

« on: March 08, 2024, 08:37:32 PM »

THINGS WILL BE DIFFERENT THIS TIME

Narrator:  Bill Barnhart called me to let me know that his upcoming match against Peter Vaughn will be different than the previous matches he had where Peter Vaughn was involved in those matches. I will now turn you over to Bill Barnhart, along with his wife and Manager Bea Barnhart, in Santa Barbara, California.

BILL AND BEA IN SANTA BARBARA, CALIFORNIA

When the camera feed changes to the camera in Santa Barbara, California, we get a shot of Bill and Bea Barnhart dining at Longboard’s Grill on the Stearns Wharf which is located about five miles from the UCSB Events Center where Sin City Wrestling is holding Climax Control 387. We take note that Bill is having a Burger and Fries for his meal while Bea opted for a Seafood Combo that contains Shrimp, Crab, and Clams. Bill is having a beer with his burger and Bea has decided to go with a Sauvignon Blanc which goes great with all seafood items. When the camera person lets them know their camera is live broadcasting the two make comments on Bill’s upcoming match while they are eating their meals.

Bea:  Hi and welcome to our table at Longboard’s Grill on Stearns Wharf in Santa Barbara. That is wharf as in it is a pier and not Worf the Klingon from Star Trek. I had to clarity that since there are a lot of low IQ people out there who are always confused.

Bill:  Wow! You seem like you are in a bad mood today Bea. Are you upset that you lost your Roulette Championship match against Bobbie Dahl?

Bea:  You know me better than that Bill. The rules were straight up when the Roulette Wheel determined the type of match we were to have. The rules were that a wrestler can get the win by climbing out of the cage that was surrounding the ring and landing on the arena floor first, or they could get a pinfall or submission on their opponent inside the cage. When Bobbie charged me her momentum slammed us both into the cage and the cage collapsed. I ended up on the part of the cage that stayed on the wrestling mat and Bobble landed on a portion that was hanging over the arena floor and she rolled off of the cage and landed on the arena floor for the win. I am not going to complain about that as it was totally within the rules of the match.

Bill:  I know you really want to earn the Roulette Championship since I have held it twice and I know you are doing the best you can in those matches. Keep up the great work. Do not over-do the matches. Just get in the ring, do your thing, and emerge the winner.

Bea:  Thanks Bill. If you will excuse me I will continue my meal while you present comments on your upcoming match against Peter Vaughn. I don’t want my seafood to get cold.

Bill:  Although I just started on my burger I am okay even if the burger gets cold. I am having fun wrestling and supporting Bea in her matches. I will get into my comments shortly but I want the viewers to see a video I took when I returned to Lawrenceville, Georgia, after my Blood Bath Brawl match at My Bloody Valentine V, where our Family Doctor, Doctor Kim, examined me and gave me full clearance to wrestle. While the viewers are watching that video I can finish most of my meal.

The camera person informs Bill and Bea that he will cut his camera feed so the Network can show the video Bill sent to them concerning his visit with his Doctor Kim who is his family doctor.

VIDEO OF BILL BARNHART VISITING HIS FAMILY DOCTOR, DOCTOR KIM, IN DULUTH, GEORGIA, AFTER HIS BLOOD BATH BRAWL MATCH AT MY BLOODY VALENGINE V

When the video starts we see Bill Barnhart in one of the examination rooms where his family doctor, Doctor Kim, is examining him to ensure he is okay after his Blood Bath Brawl at My Bloody Valentine V. Doctor Kim finishes the examination and he talks to Bill about the results.

Doctor Kim:  I cannot find anything in the way of injuries on you Bill. Even though your Blood Bath Brawl match was a brutal one you came away from that match is outstanding condition.

Bill:  That is great news Doctor Kim.

Doctor Kim:  Getting hit with a Kendo Stick, especially to the had, is usually a debilitating injury Bill. The fact that you have a hard head prevented you from serious injury. I was concerned when I watched your match and saw that you also got hit with a lead pipe to your head. There is a major difference between a Kendo Stick and a lead pipe. Even though I did a CAT scan and other types of scans I could not find anything classified as damage that would prevent you from wrestling. I give you a full clearance to wrestle whenever you feel like it.

Bill:  Thanks Doctor Kim. Always good to see you.

At that last comment the end of the video arrives. Once the end of the video passes the Network returns the feed to the camera person assigned to Bill and Bea Barnhart. When the scene comes back on we see that Bea has finished her seafood meal and Bill is nearly done with his Burger meal. When informed by the camera person they are again live broadcasting Bill continues with his comments.

THINGS WILL BE DIFFERENT THIS TIME AGAINST PETER VAUGHN

Bill:  Well, Peter, here we go again. But before you get a big ego and hurl insults my way I wish to inform the viewers about the three previous matches we both were involved in. One was a Singles match. One was a Triple Threat match. And the other one was a Four-Way match. I did not win any of those three matches but things will be different this time around. Why would I state that this time around things will be different? It is easy for any wrestler, regardless of how pathetic they are, to win in a Triple Threat or Four-Way match. All they have to do is cower in a corner while the other wrestlers in the match brawl and then when the other wrestlers get worn down the coward wrestler can take advantage of them. No, Peter, that crap cannot happen in our upcoming match at Climax Control 387 because it is just you and me. If you are looking past me to your match scheduled for Blaze Of Glory XII against Miles Kasey for the Internet Championship then you are more ignorant than I thought. If you want to look past me to your Internet Championship match against Miles Kasey then please do so. It only hurts you while it makes me happy that you are distracted during our match.

Bea:  Rest assured that while I am at ringside serving as your Manager I am there to ensure there are no distractions by people associated with Peter Vaughn and that none of his friends or associates try to interfere in your match. I am disgusted with your opponents running scared to the point where they need to use interference from their friends to illegally win matches.

Bill:  Nice that you have my back in my matches and that you ensure the Referee assigned to those matches adheres to the rules and keeps focused on the match in progress.

CLOSING COMMENTS

Bill:  Oh, Peter, how arrogant and bragging you are. Obviously you have a way better opinion of yourself that others have of you. You have only had ONE Singles match against me and you won that match by Pinfall. The other two matches were a Triple Threat match and a Four Wrestler match so your wins in those matches apply to all the wrestlers involved in those matches. . .not just me.

Bea:  Peter I will let you know now that when the match starts if there is any interference on your side of the match. . .or illegal activity. . .or violations of the rules of the match. . .I will ensure you get called on it and, if necessary, the Referee assigned to the match will Disqualify you. Time after time after time I have to endure Bill getting disrespected by pathetic wrestlers who are afraid to be in the ring against him. They know if they adhere to the rules of the match, and refrain from hiring friends to interfere in the match, that they will lose to Bill. Get used to us ensuring the Referees adhere to their contracts to call matches in accordance with the rules as we are not going to take that crap any longer.

Bill:  Me and Bea recently started looking into the names people have to determine what the meaning of their names mean. Here are the meanings of my name and the name of Bea. The meaning of the name Bill or William, is RESOLUTE PROTECTOR and the meaning of the name Barnhart means AS STRONG AS A BEAR and the meaning of the name Bea means BRINGER OF HAPPINESS. Wow! That’s some great stuff! Bea would you present what the meaning of the names Peter and Vaughn mean?

Bea:  Sure thing Bill. The name Peter means a...uh...you know...a male thing that is between his left. The name Vaughn means small. Ohhhh!!! That means the name of Peter Vaughn means. . .uh. . .a small male sexual appendage thing. I will leave it there Bill.

Bill:  Har har har!!! Are you being serious with those meanings of his name?

Bea:  Yep! Damn serious! If anyone doubts what my research revealed then go look it up for yourselves.

Bill:  Well, Peter Vaughn, I have had my say for today. Leading up to our match I am looking forward to defeating you so that when you finally have your match against Miles Kasey for a chance at the Internet Championship you will automatically be at a disadvantage against Miles. Sorry to be the bringer of bad news but life sucks at times and life is going to suck for you in our match and your life will suck again when you face Miles Kasey for the Internet Championship at Blaze Of Glory XII. Enjoy your trip down Loser Lane because I am the one driving you down Loser Lane to bring you to the Trash Landfill. Har har har!

Bea informs the camera person they are done with their comments and they can cut their camera feed. The camera person calls into the Network to inform them and the Network takes control of the broadcast and they cut the feed to the camera person assigned to Bill Barnhart and the Network returns to regularly scheduled programming for this time slot.

8

Climax Control Archives / THIS IS MY TIME TO BECOME ROULETTE CHAMPION

« on: March 01, 2024, 08:59:05 PM »

THIS IS MY TIME TO BECOME ROULETTE CHAMPION

Narrator:  After the official Card for Climax Climax control 386 was announced I spoke with Bea Barnhart and I’m telling you that Bea is confident she will easily earn the Roulette Championship against Bobbie Dahl. Bea also had some choice words for Bobbie Dahl but I will let Bea present her comments to you rather than having me step on her comments. With that said I turn you over to Bea Barnhart who is in Long Beach, California, for Climax Control 386.

When the scene opens we see Bea and Bill Barnhart at The Stand Up Comedy Club in Long Beach, California. We see a sign that says that their friend and neighbor in Lawrenceville, Georgia, Andrew, is doing a short stand-up comedy routine so they came to see him perform some new material.

Bea:  When Andrew called to let us know he was coming to Long Beach to perform at a Comedy Club I was so happy. Andrew told us he placed Iris in boarding at Camp Bow Wow in Lawrenceville, Georgia, so she will be fine until Andrew returns to Lawrenceville.

Bill:  Andrew told me he is trying out some new material to see how this crowd reacts in areas outside of the State of Georgia. Depending on their reaction to his material he said he will either continue to use it for a time or change out the material to be more interesting and amusing for the different audiences. He said he asked to be the opening act as he has a short presentation and then he needs to catch a flight back to Atlanta to return home to Lawrenceville.

The Emcee for this stand-up comedy event steps to the mic and introduces Andrew.

Emcee:  Our first stand-up comedian for tonight comes from Lawrenceville, Georgia. He asked to be the opening act as he is presenting some of his new material to see what reactions he gets, so his time at the mic will be short. Please give him feedback during his presentation and please give a rousing welcome for Andrew Eide!!!

The crowd applauds and cheers as Andrew steps up to the mic and we can only hope that his material will be enough laughs so that Andrew will continue to include some of his new material in his future stand-up comedy routines.

Andrew:  There are some songs where people thought the lyrics said a certain thing and then they found out the real lyrics were something else. One example is the Rolling Stones song ANGIE. My friend told me he always thought the lyrics said IN JAIL. . .IN JAIL...then twenty years later he found out the lyrics said ANGIE. . .ANGIE.

Audience light laughter.

Andrew:  In the Queen song Bohemian Rhapsody the true lyrics are “Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for me” and my friend told me he always thought the lyrics were “Beelzebub is the Devil’s disciple” and I am going HUH! Because I knew what the real lyrics were.

Audience moderate laughter.

Andrew:  They say that Owls are extremely smart. If that’s the case why are they always going WHO? WHO? WHO?

Audience moderate laughter.

Andrew:  My closing item is one of those cross the road items. So why did the Cow cross the road?

The audience yells out WE DON’T KNOW! WHY DID THE COW CROSS THE ROAD?

Andrew:  To get to the Udder side!!!

The audience bursts out in loud laughter. Andrew ends his stand-up comedy routine by thanking the audience then he steps off the stage to join Bea and Bill at their table.

Bea:  Nice new material Andrew. I like that you jumped to different topics and with items that make the audience members think.

Bill:  Nice work Andrew. Are you staying for Climax Control 386 where Bea is wrestling Bobbie Dahl for the Roulette Championship?

Andrew:  Sorry I can’t stay as I have a stand-up comedy assignment to do in Lawrenceville, Georgia, so I have to return to Lawrenceville this evening. I also have Iris in boarding at Camp Bow Wow and I want to bring her home where she is more comfortable. Thanks for coming to see me run some new material to the audience. From the reactions I got from the new material I may include some of it in my upcoming stand-up comedy routines.

Andrew stands up and excuses himself so he can catch his flight back to Atlanta, Georgia. Bill and Bea again thank Andew for inviting them to the stand-up comedy club to see him present his new information.

Bea and Bill look into the camera and they inform the viewers they will return to their hotel room and that Bea will continue her comments leading up to her Roulette Championship match against Bobbie Dahl at Climax Control 386 from their hotel room. The Network puts up a notification that they will return shortly to continue with Bea’s comments concerning her upcoming match at Climax Control 386. The Network then cuts back to regularly scheduled programming for this time slot.

AFTER A SHORT TIME THE NETWORK RETURNS TO BROADCASTING BEA AND BILL AT THEIR HOTEL ROOM IN LONG BEACH WHERE BEA CONTINUES HER COMMENTS CONCERNING HER UPCOMING ROULETTE CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH.

The camera shot shows Bea and Bill sitting next to each other in comfortable chairs. The camera person lets them know they are again live broadcasting.

Bea:  I would like to welcome everyone back as we are again live broadcasting. This time we are in our hotel room in Long Beach, California. Do you want to know something Bill?

Bill:  Sure. But I want you to know that I’m on camera with you to provide support for your Roulette Championship match at Climax Control 386 against Bobbie Dahl. It is your match so I would like to keep my comments to myself if that is okay with you. That is, of course, unless you ask me a direct question and want a response from me.

Bea:  Actually I would like you comment on what I’m about to say. You remember Andrew’s comedy routine where he uses the joke WHY DID THE COW CROSS THE ROAD? TO GET TO THE UDDER SIDE right?

Bill:  Of course I remember that joke from Andrew.

Bea:  Well I have one for Bobbie Dahl.

Bill:  I may regret this but please present your item for Bobbie Dahl.

Bea:  WHY DID BOBBIE DAHL CROSS THE ROAD? BECAUSE I PICKED HER FAT ASS UP WITH A FORKLIFT, DROVE HER TO THE OTHER SIDE, AND DUMPED HER ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ROAD!

Bill:  Oh, my! I wasn’t expecting that one Bea! Just be careful as Bobbie Dahl is 110 pounds heavier than you. Bobbie could trip over her boot laces and fall on top of you and you might get hurt.

Bea:  I don’t give a damn how much taller or heavier any of my opponents are. Nothing will stop me from earning the Roulette Championship this time!

Bill:  Nice for you to be confident. Now if you will please excuse me I will sit off to the side as this camera time is for you to present your comments for your Bombshell Roulette Championship match against Bobbie Dahl.

Bill stands up and moves to the side where the camera cannot get a shot of Bea and him at the same time so that Bea is the focus of the presentation.

STATISTICS

Bea:  Well, Bobbie, it won’t be much longer when the two of us step into the ring with you as the defending Bombshell Roulette Champion and me as the challenger for the Bombshell Roulette Championship. You defeated Alexandra Callaway for the Roulette Championship. So with that said let me tell you my win-loss record against Alexandra Callaway. I am 2-1 against Alexandra Callaway. You also recently defended the Bombshell Roulette Championship against Harper Mason. Want to know what my win-loss record is against Harper Mason? I am 1-0 against Harper. I admit that way way way back in May 2020, I had a match against you and I lost that match by pinfall. Also I was new to being a wrestler and our match in 2020 was only my ninth match as a wrestler. A hell of a lot has changed since then. I wouldn’t be opposite you in this match as the challenger for the Bombshell Roulette Championship if I didn’t earn my shot. If you think I am going to waste this opportunity then it proves you are not thinking clearly. I am walking into our match as the challenger and I am walking away from our match as the newly crowned Sin City Wrestling Bombshell Roulette Champion.

Bea pauses her comments to ask Bill if he wishes to add to her comments and Bill informs Bea that he will not comment at this time Bea is free to continue with her comments.

THE BOTTOM LINE AND THE ONLY VALID OPTION FOR THE OUTCOME OF THE MATCH

Bea:  Bobbie I want you to listen intently and pay attention to what I’m saying. I know. . .I know. . .you focus on the dinner bell instead of other things as your weight proves that conclusion. You may think you will be able to waddle your fat ass into our match and easily dispose of me and walk away as still the Bombshell Roulette Champion. Well, Bobbie, what you think doesn’t mean a damn thing to me as I’m the one who is going to easily dispose of you and I will walk away as the newly crowned Bombshell Roulette Champion.

Bea flashes a smile.

Bea:  Bobbie you may be heavier than me but you do not have an advantage over me simply because you are obese. You are also one inch shorter than I am. The downside, for you anyway, is that with you carrying 110 pounds more weight than me you will get tired, exhausted, and worn down, quickly because you have to use most your energy to lug your fat ass around the ring. Knowing how people with your condition are maybe all that is needed to get the win over you is to have one of the fans toss a Snickers Bar into the ring and you will knock yourself out diving on top of the Snickers Bar for a quick snack. HA HA HA!!!

Bea takes a bit of time to recover from her laughing over her comment about Bobbie Dahl diving onto a Snickers Bar.

Bea:  Let me put this straight up to you. . .of course by using simple phrases and terms so that you will understand what I’m saying. . .because you need to be well informed of where you stand when facing me. I will try not to talk too fast so that you will be able to understand what I’m saying. I am quicker than you in the ring. I will run rings around you since you have to lug around extra weight and I don’t have that weight problem. I have a 130 IQ which puts me in the Genius category which means I can out-think you as fast as the speed of light. I have many maneuvers and holds that result in opponents submitting to me. Oh how I enjoy an opponent getting locked in one of my submission holds and listening to them beg me to release the hold, and begging the Referee to make me release the hold, and listening to the Referee tell opponent that I’m not doing anything illegal or against the rules.

Bea chuckles.

Bea:  Trust me on this one Bobbie. You are not able to intimidate and scare me. However I’ve heard people talking that when you walk into an All-You-Can-Eat Buffet the owners of the Buffet are intimidated because they know they will go bankrupt after you finish eating. Har har har!!! Try to intimidate me Bobbie! I dare you to try! Let me give you a Tagalog phrase to let you know what I honestly think of you. That phrase is IKAW AY ISANG MATABANG BABOY and the literal translation is YOU ARE A FAT PIG and if you take offense to that then try to shut me up. Good luck trying to shut me up Bobbie.

Bea lets out an sinister laugh.

Bea:  Bobbie people have asked me questions about how I feel being in various wrestling matches and I have always given them my honest responses. Here are a few of those questions and my responses to them. I am often asked if I feel bad having a 130 Genius level IQ while facing opponents who have an IQ level lower than a pile of dog shit. My response? Nah! I don’t feel bad being more intelligent than my opponents. I am often asked if I feel good when forcing an opponent to submit for my win in the match? Absolutely! Positively! Without a doubt! I feel fantastic when I have an opponent locked into a submission hold and they whine, cry, scream out from the pain, and beg the Referee to stop the match! Recently I’ve been having everyone ask me if I honestly believe I will defeat you to become the next Sin City Wrestling Bombshell Roulette Champion and my response is a resounding HELL YEAH I WILL DEFEAT BOBBIE DAHL AND BECOME THE NEXT BOMBSHELL ROULETTE CHAMPION!!!

Bea gives a sad look into the camera before flashing a huge smile into the camera.

Bea:  I’m sorry, Bobbi, that I verbally slam dunked you. . .verbally humiliate you. . .and verbally reveal the truth about how pathetic you are. Then again someone had to do it so I took the opportunity and verbally slam dunked you. You were warned by many people that I’m not someone you should take lightly but of course you failed to listen to the warnings. What happens to you in our match will be because you failed to listen to me and everyone else.

Bea informs the camera person she will make her final comments and when she is done they can cut their camera feed.

Bea:  Bobbie you think you are a mean girl but you don’t know what a mean girl is. I defeated a gang of mean girls from my High School and College in the Philippines and I walked away without a scratch but all the mean girls left the scene as damaged goods. After me and Bill moved to Lawrenceville, Georgia, I was shopping in Sugarloaf Mills Mall in Lawrenceville. A gang of around 6 to 8 mean girls got themselves into their mean sarcastic mode. I tried to ignore them but they started pushing and shoving me and demanding a fight. I told them I don’t feel like fighting 6 to 8 of them at the same time but I would love to fight them one at a time. Those mean girls at the mall didn’t like that suggestion, as they prefer to work together as a pack, so they rushed me. Guess what happened Georgie? I whupped all their asses and left them on the floor of the mall with bruises, cuts, and broken bones. Those mean girls tried to convince Mall Security and Gwinnett County Police that I started the fight but the security camera footage proved they started the fight and they were arrested. Me? I left Sugarloaf Mills Mall and went free of charges as I was in self-defense mode.

Bea roars with laughter.

Bea:  When the Roulette Wheel gets the spin for our match I honestly don’t care where the wheel lands. There isn’t a stipulation or rules on the Roulette Wheel that intimidates me. Whether the Roulette Wheel stops on a spot that states the match is with brutal weapons. . .or a street fight. . .or a bar room brawl. . .or all of the items listed on the Roulette Wheel combined. . .or absolutely no rules or disqualifications. . .I will still win our match as I adapt to the type of match and I will win. Bobbie please have a nice time leading up to our match because the instant the bell rings to start our match you are doomed!

After Bea delivers her final comments she turns to look at Bill who is giving Bea two thumbs up as his approval rating for Bea’s comments concerning her upcoming match. Bea returns her look into the camera and after a short time the Network cuts the camera feed and our scree goes dark.

9

Supercard Archives / Re: BEN JORDAN v AIDEN REYNOLDS v ALEXANDER RAVEN v BILL BARNHART - BBB

« on: February 16, 2024, 12:04:37 PM »

A BLOOD BATH BRAWL? WOO HOO!!! MY TYPE OF MATCH!!!

Narrator:  I had a conversation with Bill Barnhart recently and even I am shocked at how excited he is to get into his Blood Bath Brawl match at MY BLOODY VALENTINE V. To be honest Bill is so excited and ready to get into this match that is scares me.

BILL IS EXCITED ABOUT HIS BLOOD BATH BRAWL AT MY BLOODY VALENTINE V

The image of Bill Barnhart comes on our screen when the camera person informs the Network and they go live broadcasting. We are not sure where Bill is broadcasting from but we are sure to find out soon. After a short time of the camera focusing on Bill the camera person backs off so that we get a wider shot and we see that both Bill and Bea Barnhart are in camera view. From the view we see around and behind them they are broadcasting from in front of the wrestling ring at the Michelob Ultra Arena in Las Vegas, Nevada. We also notice that Bill and Bea have two chairs next to where they are standing so we assume if they desire to sit down while giving comments for Bill’s upcoming match they have the option to do so.

Bill stares intently into the camera and he has a huge grin in his face.

Bill:  A Blood Bath Brawl? Four of us are involved in this Blood Bath Brawl. The participants are Ben Jordan, Aiden Reynolds, Alexander Raven, and ME. A six-sided ring surrounded by a steel cage with a dome roof over the top of the ring. There are also lots of weapons for us to use on the others in the match. Nobody can leave the match and run away and nobody from the outside can get inside to attack the wrestles. It is a total beat-down match until only one wrestler remains standing. And, of course, that last standing wrestler will be ME!!!

Bea:  I will be at ringside as I am Bill’s official and legal Manager and my job during his Blood Bath Brawl is to ensure there is no cheating, or interference, or attacks on Bill before he enters the match. And if anyone doesn’t like me being at ringside they can *BLEEP* off! Also I will be wearing my new Black dress while serving as Bill’s Manager during this Blood Bath Brawl match. I figured since this type of match can be classified as EVIL then I will wear my Black dress which signifies that I am in an EVIL mood during the match.

Bill:  When Bea gets in an evil mood me and Iris leave the house and take long walks until she calms down...ha ha ha!!! Just kidding. Bea is the most wonderful and nice person you should have the pleasure to associate with. However Bea draws the line at people attacking me or Iris and she draws the line at others in Sin City Wrestling accusing her of doing things she never did.

Bea:  Thanks for the kind words Bill. And for anyone who thinks I am at ringside for any other purpose except to be your Manager they are morons. They cannot claim that I will attack wrestlers during the match when the ring is surrounded by a steel cage with a dome on the top. The wrestlers cannot get out and I cannot get in. So you all need to stop your false accusations against me.

Bill:  For the benefit of the fans I wish to present my history with my three opponents in the wrestling ring. I’ve faced Ben Jordan two times but both of those matches were Tag Team and not Singles. Although I’m 0-2 against Ben it honestly doesn’t play into our match as it is not a Tag Team match. . .it is an every man for himself, all hell breaks loose, and you beat the crap out of each other until only one of us. . .ME. . .is left standing.

Bea:  Ben Jordan is a great wrestler Bill.

Bill:  Your statement should have been stated as Ben Jordan WAS a great wrestler but he is not great any longer. Seems that recently Ben has been dwelling on his numerous recent losses than focusing on his overall successful wrestling career. As for Aiden Reynolds I have no match history against him. With Alexander Raven I am 2-4 against him in various match types.

Bill takes a seat on one of the chair and Bea sits in the chair next to him.

AN ANALOGY TO HELP EXPLAIN HOW CONFIDENT BILL BARNHART IS THAT HE WILL WIN THE BLOOD BATH BRAWL EVEN THOUGH THERE WILL BE THREE OTHERS INVOLVED IN THE MATCH.

Bill:  Most of you know I was born in Oakland, California, and lived there until me and Bea moved to Lawrenceville, Georgia, in 2012. The house where I grew up was at 4263 Saint Andrews Road and it was located about a mile from the Sequoyah Country Club that had a great golf course. My father was a member of Sequoyah Country Club so I played lots of rounds of golf at that golf course. I continued to play golf there until me and Bea moved to Lawrenceville, Georgia.

Bea:  The Country Club was nice and they have different venues where people could hold weddings, parties, or play a round of golf in the golf course.

Bill:  I am going to give you the details of a situation that took place at Sequoyah Country Club Golf course. The reason I’m relating this item to you is that it proves to you that even if there are three other people involved in an event with me I will overcome the odds and be the winner just as I am involved in the Blood Bath Brawl match at MY BLOODY VALENTINE V with three other wrestlers and I will be the winner there.

Bea:  Everyone will learn a valuable lesson from the story of this situation.

Bill:   Leading up to the day the four way incident that I will relate to you that happened at Sequoyah Country Club we heard that Tiger Woods was in the San Francisco Bay Area playing in a PGA Tournament. My group was only a threesome that day as our fourth person wasn’t able to play on that day. Me and my two friends preferred to play in a foursome but we had to accept that we will be one player short that day. Now just imagine the surprise of the three of us, who were going to play golf that day, that when we got to the clubhouse to confirm our Tee Time who was also standing there? Tiger Woods! Since the three of us preferred to play with four players, but today our fourth person wasn’t able to join us, we discussed if we should ask Tiger Woods if he wanted to join us to make it a foursome.

Bea:  Bill told me about this incident and he said he thought Tiger Woods would snub their group since they are not Professional Golfers like he is.

Bill:  My friends thought I was a fool to ask someone on the level of Tiger Woods if he wanted to join us as a foursome but I asked him anyway. Tiger Woods knew my name as he watched wrestling so he immediately accepted my invitation and we headed off to the First Tee.

Bea:  That was a pleasant surprise.

Bill:  Before I tell you what happened that day let me explain some basic information of the Golf Course at Sequoyah Country Club. From the Blue Tees, which is the Pro Tees, the course is 18 holes and the Par score for those 18 holes is 70. I asked Tiger Woods if he has played a round of golf at Sequoyah Country Club before and he told me this was his first time. Oh, man, the the gears in my brain were going wild since me and my friends played golf at Sequoyah Country Club all the time as it is was our home course. I knew that someone who is playing for their first time on our course would not know all the angles and distances needed so that they do not make mistakes so that they can get a Par score for the round instead of something higher.

Bea:  You always need to evaluate the entire situation to ensure you are the person who can be the winner.

Bill:  We started our round and at the turn to start playing the Back Nine holes we were all very close in score with my two friends a stroke behind me and with me and Tiger tied. After playing eight of the nine holes making up the back nine we came to the tee box on Hole 18, the final hole, and I knew I could get the win. There are three Par 5 holes at the course. They are as follows. Hole 6 is 530 yards. Hole 16 is 482 yards. Hole 18 is 447 yards. However Hole 18, even though it is the shortest Par 5 hole on the course, is extremely difficult with the layout it has so that it plays tougher than Hole 6 and Hole 16 which are longer. The layout of the 18th Hole is such that with the fairway having a left turn in it, and the fairway is heavily lined with trees and deep rough, if you are off to the left or the right, in the deep rough, or in the fairway but short on distance, you are in trouble.

Bea:  In trouble like Ben Jordan, Aiden Reynolds, and Alexander Raven are in trouble facing Bill in the Blood Bath Brawl match at My Bloody Valentine V.

Bill:  So with me and Tiger tied and my two friends were both one stroke behind us we started to tee off on the final, the 18th, hold, with my two regular friends going first. One of my regular friends hit a slice that went into the rough and trees on the right. My other friend tried to hit a draw to the left side of the fairway but he hit is with too much draw and he ended up in the rough and trees on the left side of the fairway. I then teed off and I hit the ball 275 yards, in the middle of the fairway, in perfect position for a shot to try to get my ball on the green in two shots. That shot gave me a perfect position with 172 yards to the center of the green. Seeing the look on Tiger Woods’ face upon seeing my drive I could tell he was trying to look confident but at the same time I noticed the look in his eyes and I knew he would try too hard and mess up his tee shot. It is the same in the sport of wrestling. You get to know how your opponent is doing, and how they feel, when you read the look in their eyes.

Bea:  I play Golf with Bill sometimes and I agree that trying too hard when you are tied, or behind by a stroke, whether you are playing in a Tournament or just a friendly skins game for a few Dollars, that you often try to go outside of your comfort zone and you screw up your shot.

Bill:  Tiger Woods teed up and when he hit his ball he did what my friend did and he tried to hit a draw shot to the left but with too much spin on it and he also ended up in the deep rough and trees on the left side of the fairway. Since the three of them were a longer distance from the pin than I was they hit their second shots before I would hit. All three of them hit short shots having to hit out of deep rough and heavy trees which left all of them still a long distance from the pin. I got to my ball, selected my club that I felt comfortable hitting around 170 yards, and let it fly. I thought I hit the shot a short and thought the ball would end up on the fairway short of the green but the ball hit the few feet short of the green and rolled up onto the green about ten feet from the pin. That gave me a putt to try to score an Eagle which is two shots under Par for the hole.

Bea:  I wish I had been there to witness this final hole.

Bill: My friends, and Tiger Woods, hit their third shots. My friends did not get their balls on the green but they landed close where they could chip on and then possibly putt for a Birdie or at the worst a Par. Tiger, on the other hand, managed to hit his third shot onto the green and he was about 15 feet from the pin so with his next shot he would be putting for a Birdie. The three of them all finished out with both my friends ending up with Pars and Tiger ended up with a Birdie. I got to my ball and putted it into the hole for an Eagle. I ended up winning our round that day by one stroke over Tiger Woods and by two strokes over my two friends.

Bill looks into the camera and flashes a huge grin into the camera.

Bill:  I’m sure you want to know why I related that story about the golf game. Simple. I proved that I was better than those three I was in competition with. I proved that if you know what you’re doing, and you don’t take unnecessary risks, and if you stay focused on the goal, you’re going to win. That’s exactly how I’m approaching my Blood Bath Brawl against Ben Jordan, Aiden Reynolds, and Alexander Raven. I’ll enter the match as one of four competitors in this Blood Bath Brawl and I’ll be the wrestler who exits the match as the winner. Deal with that shit, bitches, as you have no chance of defeating me!!! Take note that I am going to school you in Bill Barnhart’s School Of Hard Knocks!!!

Bill informs the camera person that he will take a short break. He also informs the camera person to meet him in the hotel room where he and Bea are staying.

After a short break the camera person is again live broadcasting but this time they are in the hotel room where Bill and Bea are staying while getting ready for Sin City Wrestling’s event MY BLOODY VALENTINE V. When told they are live broadcasting Bill jumps into his comments for this timeframe.

BILL LISTENS TO A BIZARRE SONG

Bill:  I would like to play a little bit of a bizarre song I came across many years ago. The title of the song is STYROFOAM. To this day I have no clue who recorded it. I just know that the lyrics are strange and amusing and maybe you might get some twisted amusement from listening to some of it. You know right? Twisted amusement like watching me destroy Ben Jordan, Aiden Reynolds, and Alexander Raven in our Blood Bath Brawl match at My Bloody Valentine V event.

Bill inserts his USB drive into his laptop computer and he selects the song and begins to play it. We listen to figure out what Bill was talking about concerning this song.

I went to bed on my mattress made of Styrofoam
I went into a dream about Styrofoam
The dream was so strange it made me want to moan
Yes the dream I had was about Styrofoam

I saw Styrofoam people in Styrofoam cars
I saw Styrofoam drinks in Styrofoam bars
I saw Styrofoam houses and Styrofoam parks
I saw Styrofoam dogs with with Styrofoam barks

I saw Styrofoam water in Styrofoam pools
I saw Styrofoam morons who are Styrofoam fools
I saw Styrofoam buildings with Styrofoam doors
I saw Styrofoam brothels with Styrofoam whores

I saw Styrofoam shit with Styrofoam stink
It made me want to puke in a Styrofoam sink
Just some oddly strange stuff to make you groan
That’s why this song is titled. . .Styrofoam

The short song finishes playing and Bill stops the playback. He then removes the USB drive from his laptop computer and returns to focus into the camera.

Bill:  I wanted to share this odd song with you and you are probably wondering why. It is because the song presents items made of Styrofoam which is, in reality, not a sturdy item and easily falls apart under pressure. Hmmm...what a great comparison that makes eh? You three consist of sub-sturdy material and you three will quickly fall apart when I start beating you down. Me, on the other hand, am like kiln-fired steel that can take on anything and survive.

Bill informs the camera person that he is going to make closing comments and when he tells them he is done with his closing comments they can cut their camera feed and the camera person acknowledges what Bill said.

CLOSING COMMENTS

Bill:  To start my closing comments I want to state the type of wrestlers in the sport of Wrestling. There are wrestlers who talk a big game but they turn out to be either below-average wrestlers or they outright suck as a wrestler. They talk an average game and then perform at a below average level. Then you have the type of wrestlers who honestly have good wrestling abilities but they fail to use their abilities to their benefit to win matches. Then you have wrestlers who are over-confident smack-talking shit-eating assholes who come into matches so damn over-confident that they end up screwing up in the match and taking a loss. Do you want to know how what I have as opponents in the Blood Bath Brawl match? I have one of each of them in the match. I am not going to tell you which opponent is which type of wrestler as you will find out when you watch our match. I am the only wrestler in this match who is confident in my abilities in the ring because I have had an outstanding successful wrestling career. I am confident that I can take down opponents out and walk away with the win. Even when I am hurt, which is not often, I can inflict more pain in my opponent, or opponents, than they can inflict upon me. My power, strength, agility, wrestling abilities, and confidence, totally trumps the other wrestlers.

Bea: Nicely stated Bill.

Bill:  Okay guys I am ready to get deeper into my closing comments leading up to our match. My first comment refers to how durable I am. Timex made some of the best watches in the world. They had a tagline that went “Timex watches take a licking and keep on ticking” and that’s how I am when it comes to being in a wrestling match. Hmmm...maybe that tagline of  “takes a licking and keeps on ticking” could be your tagline Bea!

Bea:  Cute Bill but you are embarrassing me on national television. But it is okay as you are the love of my life.

Bill:  Just teasing you Bea. Anyway I am like a Timex watch that can take a licking and keep on ticking.

Bill points to his watch on his wrist.

Bill:  Next I want to comment that our wrestling match, the Blood Bath Brawl, is a lot like a Chess game. It is like a Chess game because it doesn’t matter how much you know, or think you know, but it does matter how well you use what knowledge you have for the advantage. I’ve probably been in the sport of Wrestling longer than the three of you combined. Yes I know what I am doing. Yes I’m a bad ass wrestler who can take the blows and dish them out ten times over what blows you three can put onto me. And, like a Chess game, the winner is the person who ends up putting their opponent in a position where their King is in danger of being captured but they cannot escape the capture as there are no further moves available to them. That’s when the winner. . .ME. . .shouts out CHECKMATE!!! And I win the match.

Bill:  My final comment concerns a character you have seen on The Muppet Show. There was this character named Professor Bunson Honeydew. His assistant was Beaker. Professor Honeydew always used Beaker as his test subject and Beaker ended up falling over, getting burned, and getting blown up, by Professor Bunson Honeydew. Although Beaker had a limited vocabulary of MEEP MEEP MEEP...I’m sure Beaker muttered other things under his breath every time one of Professor Honeydew’s experiments blew up and injured Beaker. Well, guys, I am the representation of Professor Bunson Honeydew and you three represent my three lab assistances in the form of Beaker. When I beat you down, both with my bare hands and the weapons provided for us to use in our match, and the three of you know you are going to lose the image of Beaker screaming out comes to my mind. I will leave you with a graphic that you will have stuck in your minds as this is what you are going to scream up when I’m beating you down and destroying you in our Blood Bath Brawl!

After the Network puts up the graphic of Beaker for Bill’s opponents to take into consideration the camera person waits for a long enough time for everyone to take in the graphic and then they cut their camera feed and our screen goes dark.

10

Supercard Archives / Re: BEA BARNHART v SAMANTHA MARLOWE

« on: February 16, 2024, 12:01:34 PM »

THE END OF SAMANTHA MARLOWE IS COMING

Narrator:  When I spoke with Bea Barnhart before I came on the air to give you my lead in comments Bea told me that when she defeats Sam Marlowe at My Bloody Valentine V that she predicts that Samantha’s loss to her will be the end of Samantha Marlowe. I will turn you over to Bea Barnhart, who is at her hotel room in Las Vegas, Nevada to let her give you the rest of the story.

The scene shifts to the hotel room where Bea and Bill Barnhart are staying leading up to My Bloody Valentine V which takes place on Sunday, February 18, 2024. We get a shot of Bea Barnhart who is sitting on the couch. We don’t see Bill Barnhart so we have to assume he is out somewhere taking care of things.

OPENING COMMENTS

Bea lifts her head up so she is looking directly into the camera. The determined look on her face is enough to let the viewers know she means business. . .serious business. . .damn serious business.

Bea:  Hi Samantha. How are you feeling? You should be feeling scared. . .frightened. . .helpless. . .and pathetic. . .knowing that I’m in our match to vindicate myself over the four losses I previously took against you by soundly defeating you and sending you into retirement. If you are not worried now you damn sure will be worried when we step into the ring and I dominate you from the sound of the bell to start our match. My defeat of you will not be the physical reason you run off into retirement to hide from everyone. What will cause you to run off into retirement and hide is the amount of humiliation I will place upon you when I easily defeat you.

Bea glares into the camera with a sinister look on her face.

Bea:  So, Sam, maybe you think I suck but I proved otherwise at Climax Control 384. While you, and a lot of the other Bombshells, are declining you see me improving. Soon you will see me obtain the rewards of my hard work and dedication in the wrestling ring by being assigned to challenge for numerous Championships.

Bill Barnhart walks into camera view and Bea is surprised as she thought Bill was out and about taking care of things.

Bea:  Hi Bill. I thought you had left our dressing room and that you were out and about taking care of things. I am airing my comments for my upcoming match against Samantha Marlowe.

Bill looks into the camera and when he realized they are live broadcasting he apologizes and he grabs some items out of the refrigerator in the kitchen area then he returns to the bedroom so he will not interrupt Bea’s comments again. Bea watches Bill walk into the bedroom and then she returns her focus into the camera.

CLOSING COMMENTS

Bea:  I will now give my closing comments leading up to my match against Samantha Marlowe at My Bloody Valentine V. Take what I say seriously because I’m not in this match to make jokes.

Bea holds one finger to indicate the first item she is planning to talk about.

Bea:  I find it amusing, Sam, that one of the things you mentioned is that you cannot seem to earn a win in a wrestling match any longer. And then, in your very next breath, you mentioned that you are Championship material. In my eyes having spoiled food items does not equate into those spoiled food items being safe to eat. It amazed me that you managed to put a negative comment next to a positive comment in hopes that they might cancel each other out. Sorry, Sam, your trick didn’t work.

Bea holds two fingers to indicate the second item she is planning to talk about.

Bea:  I noticed while you were talking about our upcoming match that you felt it necessary to comment that you continue to lose matches, that you seem to be having a difficult time figuring out how to win a match again, and then you claimed that one of your recent losses was not your fault. Yeah, okay, sure, whatever. That’s the common reaction people use to attempt to explain away the numerous losses they have endured. It is always someone else’s fault and never the fault of the person making the complaints.

Bea holds up three fingers to indicate the third item she is planning to talk about.

Bea:  But, Samantha, one of your comments had me rolling on the floor. You tried to pump yourself up to try to intimidate me. I’ve got news for you. When a house Cat is scared to death do you know what they do? They arch their back to try to make themselves look more intimidating. They puff out their fur to try to make themselves look larger. And they bare their claws, hiss, and bare their teeth, in an attempt to scare their opponent away. Want to know how often that works for the Cat? Maybe one in ten times the can will successfully pull off the acting job and make their attacker turn and go away. Sorry to tell you this, Samantha, but I don’t get fooled by fake bravado. Nice try Kitty Cat but that doesn’t work on me.

Bea holds up four fingers to indicate the fourth, and final, item she is planning to talk about.

Bea:  Gee, Sam, I was wondering why I smelled methane gas and the smell of poop. It is because you are talking shit! Ha ha ha!!! You cannot avoid taking the loss to me. I have been rising up in the rankings while you and others have been in a crash dive from being high up in the rankings. You are yesterday’s news while I am tomorrow’s headlines! I have had my say for today. However, in closing, another way for me to put it is depicted in the graphic that the Network will put up on the screen now. Simply to put us in comparison with each other I am at the level of a Mercedes vehicle and you are at the level of a Yugo!

The network puts up the graphic Bea had prepared for them.

After the Network leaves the graphic showing a Mercedes and a Yugo for about one minute they cut the feed to the camera person who is with Bea and our screen goes dark.

11

Supercard Archives / Re: BEA BARNHART v SAMANTHA MARLOWE

« on: February 09, 2024, 05:05:53 PM »

SAM SAM SAM

Narrator: I spoke with Bea Barnhart before I came on the air to ask her how she feels about her match against Samantha Marlowe at My Bloody Valentine V. I will not tell you what she told so I will turn the time over to Bea so she can tell you how she feels about this match.

HOW DOES BEA FEEL ABOUT HER MATCH AGAINST SAMANTHA MARLOWE AT MY BLOODY VALENTINE V?

When the feed to the roving camera person is turned on and the camera is live broadcasting the camera person focuses on Bea Barnhart as she walks down one of the streets in Las Vegas, Nevada, near to the Michelob Ultra Arena. We notice lots of wrestling fans greeting Bea and she smiles and waves too the fans. After a short time the camera person informs Bea that they are live broadcasting. Bea thanks them for the notification that they are live broadcasting and she delivers some comments while continuing walking down the street and glancing into store windows occasionally.

Bea:  I love it when Sin City Wrestling assigns a camera person to follow me so that I can present comments for the benefit of my opponent and for the entertainment of the fans. As you already know I am facing Samantha Marlowe at MY BLOODY VALENTINE V on February 18, 2024.

Bea breaks her comments while she glances in a few more store windows and she greets more fans as they pass by and wave to her.

Bea:  Before I go into comments to Samantha Marlowe I want to let those of you who were not able to see my match against Seleana Zdunich at Climax Control 385 how that match went. Going into that match against Seleana I was 0-5 against her. I worked hard, with Bill’s assistance, to work out how to get the advantage in that match and defeat Seleana. My hard work, coupled with the assistance of Bill, got me a win by pinfall over Seleana So I went into that match against her with an 0-5 record and walked out of that match with a 1-5 record against her. That is just the beginning of desire to dominate the Bombshell Division.

Bea again pauses her comments to look into more store windows before continuing to walk down the street and again more of her adoring fans greet Bea and present nice comments to her.

Bea:  Now I wish to present the history I have with my upcoming opponent Samantha Marlowe. I am 0-4 against Samantha Marlowe. Everyone thinks I’m going to lose again to Samantha because I am 0-4 against her right? Didn’t I just go into a match against Seleana Zdunich with an 0-5 record against her, and everyone told me I was going to fail against her again and go 0-6 against her? Well DAMN!!! I told you I was going to defeat Seleana, and I did, and I got my record against her to 1-5. Same damn thing is going to happen to you Samantha. You may be 4-0 against me coming into our match but you will be 4-1 after I defeat you just as I defeated Seleana Zdunich at Climax Control 385!

Bea continues down the street for a bit where she comes to a Starbucks Coffee location.

Bea:  Please excuse me while I step inside Starbucks and get a drink and a few items to snack on. The camera person is welcome to follow me inside if they want.

Bea enters the Starbucks with the camera person following her. They remain focused on Bea as she orders a Pink Drink with half the normal ice and a few pastry items to snack on. When Bea takes a seat at one of the tables many of her fans approach her to shake her hand and wish her the best in her match against Samantha Marlowe. Bea thanks each of the fans personally and shortly her drink and snacks arrive.

Bea partakes of her drink and snacks and she acknowledges fans who walk by her table and greet her. When Bea is done with her drink and snacks she stands up and leaves Starbucks to walk around some more before she returns to her hotel room where she and Bill are staying during the My Bloody Valentine V event.

BEA PRESENTS GENERAL COMMENTS DURING HER WALK

Bea:  I wish to comments on my position as Bill’s Manager and concerning his match at My Bloody Balentine V. Yes I will be at ringside serving as Bill’s Manager during his BLOOD BATH BRAWL match. And just so everyone knows ahead of time that since that type of match can be classified as EVIL I will be wearing my BLACK dress while serving in the capacity of Bill’s Manager during his match as I will be feeling EVIL watching that type of match.

Some fans walking down the street stop and talk with Bea. They show their support for her in her match against Samantha Marlowe and they tell her they are anticipating her defeating Samantha. Bea thanks her fans for their nice comments then she continues her walk down the street.

Bea:  Before some of you low-intelligence people start making accusations about me let me cut you off and tell you the truth. The ring for the Blood Bath Brawl which Bill is participating in consists of the ring, which is surrounded by a steel cage, and it is covered with a domed roof, and there are weapons around the ring for the wrestlers to use on each other. While some of you are going to make the claim that I am going to interfere in the match I am setting your accusations straight. How can you make dumb ass comments like that when the ring is enclosed by a steel cage, covered with a domed roof, and weapons are around the ring area for the wrestlers to use? I can’t attack anyone as I couldn’t get into the ring if I wanted to and the four wrestlers involved in the match are unable to get out of the ring as they are trapped inside by the steel cage and roof over the ring. Well. . .Holy Shit Batman!!! . . .I just blew your idiotic theories to hell!

BEA HAS ARRIVED AT HER HOTEL

CLOSING COMMENTS

Bea invites the roving camera person to enter the hotel with her and they walk into one of the waiting rooms available where Bea takes a seat while the camera person keeps their camera focused on her.

Bea:  So, Samantha, are you still so damn sure you will defeat me for the fifth time or have you finally realized that I’m in this match to defeat and destroy you? Remember that Seleana Zdunich was over-confident as she was 5-0 against me going into our match at Climax Control 385. Her cockiness and false sense of superiority over me caused her to slip up and she was not able to get her sixth win over me. Now Seleana is 5-1 as I did, in fact, defeat her and by a pinfall.

Bea grins into the camera.

Bea:  Okay so I’m 0-4 against you Sam. You, and nearly everyone else, think I am going to lose again to you right? Didn’t I just go into a match against Seleana Zdunich with an 0-5 record against her and I defeated her to get my record against her to 1-5? Same damn thing is going to to happen to you. You can brag and boast all you want Sam. You can continue to brag how you are 4-0 against me. You can THINK all you want Sam as that is expected. But what you THINK and what I KNOW are opposites and you will suffer a loss to me.

Bea lets out a loud laugh and then the regains her composure to make additional comments.

Bea:  The hourglass has been turned over Sam. Now the sands of time are falling into the bottom chamber of the hourglass. When the last grain of sand drops to the bottom of the hourglass your fate has been sealed and I get the win over you. Think what you want Sam. Believe what you want to believe Sam. No matter what you think. . .no matter what you believe. . .no matter how you feel. . .the sands of time will all drop to the bottom of the hourglass and you will lose to me.

The Network puts up a graphic of an hourglass that is dropping sand into the bottom portion of the hourglass.

Bea:  You cannot stop the sand from dropping into the bottom of the hourglass Sam. You can only watch your wrestling career slowly fade into nothingness as each grain of sand drops into the bottom of the hourglass. And, Sam, when that last grain of sand has dropped then your wrestling Career will be officially over.

Bea informs the camera person that after her next comments they can cut their camera feed.

Bea:  Samantha I don’t care that I will break your win streak against me. I don’t care that you will be sad when I defeat you. I don’t care if those fans who previously supported you start supporting me. You will lose to me Sam and there’s absolutely nothing you can do to prevent that loss to me. See you at MY BLOODY VALENTINE V. . .If you still have the courage to arrive at the arena and step into the ring to face me in our scheduled match.

Bea finishes her comments for today and the camera person places their camera in a slow fade to black and when the fade goes totally black the Network changes back to regularly scheduled programming for this time slot.

12

Climax Control Archives / I AM FACING SELEANA ZDUNICH AGAIN

« on: February 02, 2024, 08:08:46 PM »

I AM FACING SELEANA ZDUNICH AGAIN

Narrator:  I had a conversation with Bea Barnhart and I asked her how she feels facing Seleana Zdunich for the sixth time and Bea responded that after facing Seleana five times and losing five times to Seleana that this is her time to turn those statistics around by defeating Seleana at Climax Control 385.

The scene shifts to a shot of Bea Barnhart who is out shopping, along with her husband Bill Barnhart, and the roving camera person asks if they mind if they broadcast what they are doing and both Bea and Bill consent to allowing the camera person to broadcast what they are doing. Bea and Bill accept and the camera person thanks them for this privilege.

A WOMAN ALWAYS NEEDS MORE CLOTHING

Bea and Bill walk down the street, with the camera person following them, and Bea spots a high end store that has nice dresses on display. Bea quickly enters the store dragging Bill along by her holding and pulling on his arm. Being a typical male Bill isn’t thrilled to be dragged into a store to look at dresses for women. Now if it was a Sporting Goods store Bill would be thrilled to be dragged into the store to browse.

Bea:  Ooooooo!!! Bill!!! I’ve been utilizing my light blue dress when serving as your Manager for several years. Now that I see these dresses on display I can get several different color dresses to wear when serving as your Manager. That way I can wear a color that fits my mood I am in when I am going to serve as your Manager for your match. If I’m in a mellow mood I can continue to wear my light blue dress that I’ve been using up to now. If I’m in an angry mood I would wear a red dress. If I’m in a dizzy or silly mood I would wear a yellow dress. And if I feel totally evil and mean I would wear a black dress. Nothing works to perk me up like purchasing three new dresses to use when serving as your Manager.

Bill lets out a *sigh* and Bea knows that Bill is not much for clothes shopping so she moves ahead with the purchase of the Red, Yellow, and Black, dresses. Bill is shocked when the total cost of the dresses comes to nearly $500.

Bea:  Oh, Bill, I know you’re a typical male who doesn’t enjoy shopping for anything and even more so when it comes to shopping for clothing for women. I’m paying for these new dresses with my business Credit Card. For those who are watching, and don’t already know, as a side line of work as a wrestler in Sin City Wrestling and serving as Bill’s Manager, I continue to do my consulting work. I make good money in my consulting work so, Bill, I’m paying for these dresses with MY money, from MY consulting work, so relax okay.

Bill:  Yeah. . .okay. . .but you should owe me something for dragging me into a woman’s clothing store where you’re purchasing new dresses even though the new dresses will be used by you when serving as my Manager. Maybe you can treat me to a huge meal at an all-you-can-eat buffet?

Bea:  Of course! Let me get my dresses purchase completed then we can return to our hotel and drop off the dresses and then I’ll search for an all-you-can-eat buffet nearby.

Bill:  Thanks.

Bea informs the camera person that they will return to their hotel to drop her newly purchased dresses off and then she and Bill will have dinner at an all-you-can-eat buffet. Bea asks the camera person to remain at their hotel, in the lobby, until they return from their dinner. Bea tells the camera person when they return she and Bill will invite them to their room where Bea will finish the remainder of her comments for her upcoming match against Seleana Zdunich at Climax Control 385. The camera person cuts their camera feed to grant the privacy that Bea and Bill have asked for.

BEA AND BILL HAVE RETURNED FROM HAVING DINNER AT AN ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT BUFFET

Bea and Bill walk into the lobby of their hotel and greet the camera person assigned to them. They invite the camera person to come to their room and to get their camera set up so they can continue live broadcasting.

After a short time the camera person has their equipment set up and they fire up their camera and their camera is now live broadcasting and they inform Bea and Bill of that fact.

Bea:  Before I go into comments for my upcoming match against Seleana Zdunich I wish to address an issue that took place during Bill’s match against Rodrigo Afonso at Climax Control 384. During the match there were several times where the Referee failed to call a foul on Rodrigo Afonso for violating the rules. This included things such as throwing Bill outside of the ring then attacking him outside of the ring. When I confronted Rodrigo Afonso for his offense he threatened to hit me also. When I complained to the Referee they told me to shut up or they will remove me from ringside as Bill’s Manager. A short time after that incident Rodrigo was pulling stuff again so I again confronted the Referee and they banned me from ringside even though I did nothing wrong and I’m legally Bill’s Manager for his matches. If anyone wishes to review that match and see what Afonso did to Bill and how poorly the Referee treated me then go for it.

Bill:  Unfortunately not all the Referees have the right mindset to be in the ring officiating matches.

Bea:  Do you care to name those Referees you are referring to?

Bill:  Nah! I don’t want to jeopardize my future matches by calling out certain Referees and then have them screw me over in my matches because I told the truth about them. Management needs to watch what the Referees do and they are the ones who need to take disciplinary action against offending Referees.

Bea:  Okay.

BEA BEGINS HER COMMENTS ON HER UPCOMNG MATCH AGAINST SELEANA ZDUNICH

Bea thanks the camera person for how quickly they got their camera set up and that they are live broadcasting now.

Bea and Bill position two chairs in front of the camera and when the camera person lets them know they are getting a good shot of both of them Bea starts the comments.

BEA’S HISTORY AGAINST SELEANA ZDUNICH

Bea pulls out a small sheet of paper which she unfolds and holds in front of her.

Bea:  On this piece of paper is my win-loss record against Seleana Zdunich. That is the only information I will present about my record against Seleana. There’s no need to mention our heights and weights as, to be honest, most of the time the height and weight of the wrestlers facing each other has little effect on the outcome of the match.

Bill:  Yes I found that out when I lost my match to Rodrigo Afonso who is way shorter and lighter than I am. I got cocky and arrogant and that distraction cost me the match. Sorry to interrupt you Bea. Please continue with your comments concerning your match with Seleana.

Bea:  Here is my history in matches against Seleana Zdunich. Since I started wrestling in Sin City Wrestling I’ve had five matches against Seleana Zdunich. I am honest in that I lost all five of those matches by pinfall. I could try to explain it away as all of those losses were due to me being new to the sport of wrestling. However I will not do that because some of those matches took place after I have been in the sport of wrestling for over one year and into my second year. Being honest about it Seleana proved to be a better wrestler than I was during those five matches and what I need to do is step up my game, take the match to Seleana, defeat her at Climax Control 385, and walk away with a win against Seleana on my record.

Bill:  Are you sure you can do it Bea?

Bea:  Absolutely. . .without a doubt. . .I got the win in this upcoming match!

Bill:  Please inform the viewers what you are doing, with my assistance, to ensure a victory over Seleana Zdunich.

BEA’S STRATEGY AGAINST SELEANA ZDUNICH

Bea:  So. . .what is my strategy going into my sixth match against Seleana Zdunich? Me, along with Bill, are going to review my previous five matches against Seleana. We will review those matches at regular speed. . .then review them again using slow-motion. . .then review them again using a stop-action feature and zooming in on the action. This way I can see what Seleana does to get ready to apply a move or hold and create a way to counter those moves and holds before she can use them, or apply them, on me.

Bill:  There have been numerous wrestlers over the decades who always did something before delivering what some would call their winning move. I won’t mention names as I don’t care to mention wrestlers from other wrestling federations who had this happen against them. However I will tell you that when we find out the quirks of Seleana, and the numerous things she always does before she delivers a move or a blow, then Bea will be one step ahead of her for the entire match.

Bea:  Thanks for your assistance in this Bill.

Bill:  I’m always here for you.

CLOSING COMMENTS

Bea informs the camera person that she will deliver her closing comments for her match against Seleana Zdunich. She tells the camera person that when she is done she will let them know so they can cut their camera feed.

Bea:  Selena. . .after the card for Climax Control  385 was published, and I saw I again have a match against you, I started thinking of what this match means in the area of how fans support you and how other wrestlers seem to want to bow at your feet and worship you as a wrestling goddess. While I was running concepts through my mind I happened to come across a news article concerning Crypto Currency, which is also known at Bitcoin, and I felt what the article stated was a perfect analogy to use.

Bill:  Bea told me what she was going to talk about. I do the same at times but my comparisons did not include the subject matter Bea is using.

Bea:  The article stated that everyone needs to jump on the bandwagon and invest in Crypto Currency, also known at Bitcoin, because they state that the value of the Crypto Currency is likely to go up 400 percent in 2024. This caught my attention due to the fact that everyone is pushing each other to the side to get to you, Seleana, to get on your bandwagon, because they buy into your bullshit.

Bea gives a stern look into the camera.

Bea:  After reading that article I had to ask why people continue to invest in Crypto Currency. This is not real money people. It is just someone going online and telling you if you invest your real money in Crypto Currency with them, instead of investing real money with a legitimate and legal company or organization, they will give you shares of their Crypto Currency. You need to know that the Federal Government doesn’t regulate Crypto Currency as they regulate other financial institutions that handle real investments of real money. International Law doesn’t regulate Crypto Currency either. It cannot be held in your hands to physically make purchases.

Bea again gives a stern look into the camera.

Bea:  Let me enlighten those of you who have been sitting in the dark for so damn long that you don’t even recognize the light and the truth when you see it. Ask yourself this question. How many times over the past ten years has someone who managed Crypto Currency, from those Sheep-people who gave them millions of dollars, with the guarantee of doubling the value of your money, or more than doubling the value of your money, from those people and then they claim the value disappeared world-wide and you have no money left. Straight up these scammers changing your real money into Crypto Currency, then making a guarantee that your money will double, triple, or increase even more. It happened at least four times recently that I know of. Get real people! Stop falling for scams!

Bea motions to the camera person that she will make a final comment and then they can cut their camera feed.

Bea:  The fans who always support you, Seleana, are like those Sheep-people who blindly follow the lies of the scammers who manage Crypto Currency. While the people who manage the Crypto Currency scam people out of their money by making guarantees that their money will increase in value immensely, then they steal the money, you, Seleana, are like those Crypto Currency scammers who lie to get people to follow them. You can trust me on this one, Seleana, that when I soundly defeat you at Climax Control 385 the fans will come running to me as they know I’m not the scammer. . .you are. They know if they support me I will not turn my back on them as you have done. They know that the value of their investment of time and support of me as a wrestler is a fantastic investment that will reap for them more than TEN times what they put into supporting me. Deal with all I have said today Seleana. You have no way out of a loss to me.

Bea motions to the camera person to let them know she is done with her comments and they can cut their camera feed. The camera person calls into the Network and they Network lets them know it is okay to cut their camera feed and they do so and our screen goes dark.

13

Climax Control Archives / RODRIGO AFONSO IS AN OPPONENT I CAN RESPECT BUT...

« on: January 26, 2024, 08:20:33 PM »

RODRIGO AFONSO IS AN OPPONENT I RESPECT BUT...

Narrator:  I had a conversation with Bill Barnhart, before I came on camera, concerning his upcoming match against Rodrigo Afonso at Climax Control 384. The official Card for Climax Control 384 states that Bill is still a bit upset he lost the Golden Briefcase Match, that Rodrigo Afonso ended up winning, and that he wanted another match, this time a one-on-one match instead of the multi-wrestler match. Apparently Rodrigo Afonso accepted the match request as the one-on-one match between Bill Barnhart and Rodrigo Afonso takes place on Sunday, January 28, 2024, I will now turn you over to Bill and Bea Barnhart at the Dollar Loan Center in Henderson, Nevada.

RODRIGO AFONSO IS AN OPPONENT BILL BARNHART RESPECTS BUT. . .

The scene comes into focus as the roving cameraman person focuses their camera on Bill and Bea Barnhart as they are relaxing in their dressing room at the Dollar Loan Center in Henderson, Nevada. Both are casually dressed and when the camera person informs them that they are live broadcasting Bill and Bea start their comments for Bill’s upcoming match against Rodrigo Afonso.

Bill:  Rodrigo I want to get several items out of the way early in my comments concerning our upcoming match. First I will talk about how we measure up to each other in the height and weight categories. I come into our match at 6 feet 4 inches and 240 pounds. You come into our match at 5 feet 6 inches and 170 pounds. Wow! Since this is a one-on-one match, so that you don’t have other wrestlers involved in the match to help you get a win, like you had in the Golden Briefcase Match, what does this mean for our match? It means that I have 10 inches of height over you and 70 pounds of weight. With that height and weight advantage I have over you I find it amusing. I mean, come on Rodrigo, if you just look in my direction, and then you think about how you might be able to try to pick me up and body slam me, you will sprain your back and get a hernia just visualizing our height and weight differences. Me, on the other hand, look at you like a dog looks at their squeaky toy that they bite, chew on, and toss it around the house because, after all, beating the stuffings out of your squeaky toy is fun and amusing. I am The Bulldog Bill Barnhart and you, Rodrigo, are my squeaky toy that I will beat the stuffing out of.

Bea:  Nicely stated Bill.

Bill:  Rodrigo when you enter the ring for our match you need to understand several things. This is not a Golden Briefcase match where you climb up a ladder and remove a briefcase that is hanging on a hook over the ring. No, Afonso, there is no briefcase to pull off a hook to win our match. No, Rodrigo, there are no other opponents in the match to run interference for you. No, Afonso, there’s no way in hell you are going to pick me up and body slam me when I weigh 70 pounds more than you do and I am ten inches taller than you. As I mentioned previously for me to toss you around the ring is like a dog attacking their squeaky toy and throwing it around he house. For you trying to pick me up and shove me around would be like you trying to pick up a car and trying to shove it around.

Bea:  I wish to remind Rodrigo Afonso that I am in your corner as your official licensed Manager and that I will not tolerate any cheating by Rodrigo or his friends.

Bill takes a look at his watch and he realizes there is a short time left for his air time to present additional comments for his match against Rodrigo Afonso.

Bill:  Bea it appears we have a limited amount of time to close up our comments for my match at Climax Control 384 so I will launch into my closing comments but please feel free to add your comments if you desire.

Bea:  Okay.

Bill:  At this time, Rodrigo, I wish to restate something I stated earlier. Although I congratulate you on the win in the Golden Briefcase match I did, in fact, ask to have this match with you at Climax Control 384. You probably want to know my reason and I will tell you my valid reason why I requested this match. One of the reasons you were able to grab the Golden Briefcase that was hanging above the ring was that you need to take into consideration that there were FOUR wrestlers in that match. Had that match been just me and you I would have won so easily that you wouldn’t even be able to remember that I defeated you as it would have happened so quickly.

Bea:  That was a nice, and amusing, comment Bill.

CLOSING COMMENTS

Bill:  Now, Rodrigo, here’s how our match is going to go at Climax Control 384. I’m telling you this now so that when what I state here does, in fact, happen you will not be shocked. Coming into this match you know that when you lose this match to me you still retain possession of the Golden Briefcase. So the only thing you will lose when I soundly defeat you, and totally humiliate you in the process, will be respect from the fans. . .respect from the other wrestlers. . .and you will lose your confidence and have doubts about your wrestling ability from our match until you finally cash in the Golden Briefcase and lose that match also.

Bea:  Dang Bill! Hard comments there!

Bill:  I previously mentioned that I respect you, Rodrigo, for being in a four-way match for the Golden Briefcase but you only won due to have four wrestlers in the match. I can’t change the match, the rules of the match, or the fact that you took advantage of having four wrestlers going at each other, and you were the one who gained possession of the Golden Briefcase. Yes. . .for that I respect you. . .but also I cannot have the ultimate level respect for you as you did not defeat me one-on-one in that match.

Bea:  You told me about having a unique sense of where you are at all times during a match, and what your opponent is up to, and that it allows you to counter before your opponent can act.

Bill:  Yes I will present that information before I make my final closing comments. Rodrigo I have a very unique sense of where I am at all times during a wrestling match. I have a very unique sense of where my opponent is and what they are up to. The definition of my unique sense while wrestling means I have common sense. . .uncommon sense...and you could even say I have Spidey Sense. . .in that I know when something is coming my way and I am able to react before that something hits me. Simply put, Afonso, you are at my mercy in our upcoming match but I will show no mercy towards you.

Bea:  Anything else you want to say to Rodrigo before we end this session?

Bill:  Yes, Bea, I have additional closing comments to make and then I’m done. Rodrigo have you noticed the actions of Orcas, otherwise known as Killer Whales, and Sharks when they hunt down their prey? Orcas tend to hunt Seals and they also tend to toy around with them like they are playing with them before eating them. Sharks, on the other hand, are more likely to just come at prey and gobble them down. So, Rodrigo, now that you have those mental images in your mind now you need to understand that you are the prey and I am a combination of a Shark and an Orca. I may play around with you for a bit before destroying you but I will destroy you. Have fun Afonso. . .while you can still have fun. . .while leading up to our match at Climax Control 384. . .and please enjoy the wild trip I will put you on during our match.

Bill gives a CUT sign and the camera person cuts their camera feed and our screen goes dark.

14

Climax Control Archives / FACING THE BROKEN LYON

« on: January 19, 2024, 08:46:15 PM »

FACING THE BROKEN LYON WHO WILL BE MORE BROKEN WHEN I GET DONE WITH HIM

Narrator:  When the official Card for Climax Control 383 was announced Bill found it odd that they put “Unbreakable” Eddie Lyons up against him. I will now turn you over to Bill Barnhart who is at his hotel room near the Bank of Colorado Arena, in Greeley, Colorado, where Sin City Wrestling will be holding Climax Control 383.

FACING A BROKEN LYON WHO WILL BE MORE BROKEN WHEN BILL BARNHART GETS DONE WITH HIM

When the scene in Bill Barnhart’s hotel room at a hotel near the Bank of Colorado Arena located in Greeley, Colorado, we see both Bill and Bea Barnhart. They are in the main area of their hotel room and they pull up two chairs from the dining area and sit in front of the camera.

Bill:  Welcome to another edition of me speaking the truth to you and you accepting the truth. However if you do not wish to accept the truth that’s your problem and not mine. At Climax Control 383 I am facing off against an opponent named “UNBREAKABLE” EDDIE LYONS. Since the official Card for Climax Control 383 has been posted it is now public knowledge so I wish to comment on what it says on that card about my match against Eddie Lyons.

Bill holds up a copy of the official card for Climax Control 383 and he reads the comments on his match.

Bill:  I will read directly from the official Card for Climax Control 383. If you doubt anything I state you are free to check with others to see if I am telling the truth or not. On the official Card for Climax Control 383 here is what it says about my match against Eddie Lyons. “THE UNBREAKABLE ONE” IS DETERMINED TO CLAW HIS WAY BACK INTO CHAMPIONSHIP CONTENTION AND MAKE THE MOST OUT OF EVERY OPPORTUNITY HANDED TO HIM.” Then the comments go into general comments about him facing me.

Bill smiles into the camera.

Bill:  Let me ask you all a question. If Eddie Lyons is, in fact, UNBREAKABLE then how come he needs to claw his way back into Championship contention? Wouldn’t he already be in the contention category and be receiving Championship matches? Ahhh...there ya go! Bill Barnhart has, once again, told you the truth and the truth I tell hits hard, especially on Eddie Lyons. Sounds to me like the UNBREAKABLE Eddie Lyons is already broken. You know the story right? Like Humpty Dumpty. He was broken and they were unable to put him back together again.

Bea:  And to ensure everyone knows what is going on I am the official licensed Manager for Bill and I will be in his corner for this match to ensure that the Referee calls a fair match, that Eddie Lyons doesn’t cheat and violate the rules, and to ensure nobody runs in to save Eddie Lyons from his defeat to Bill Barnhart.

HOW TO BILL BARNHART AND EDDIE LYONS MEASURE UP FOR THIS MATCH?

Bill:  Well, Eddie, how are you feeling today? I’m feeling fantastic knowing that I will defeat you and drop you further down in the rankings. For the benefit of our viewers I would like to present our height and weight statistics so they can see what our match consists of. I’m coming into our match at 6 feet 4 inches and 240 pounds. You, Eddie, are coming into our match at 5 feet 10 inches and 230 pounds. Shall we do some evaluation of that? You are 6 inches shorter than me but you carry nearly the same amount of weight that I do. That means you will wear down quicker than I will. Awwww. . .doesn’t that make you cringe? Well at least that makes me smile.

Bea:  Nothing like a wrestling opponent coming into a match looking like they swallowed a few whole watermelons eh Bill?

Bill:  An interesting observation Bea.

Bill and Bea burst out in loud laughter at Bea’s comment. When they stop laughing their comments continue.

WHAT IS NEXT FOR EDDIE LYONS AFTER BILL BARNHART DEFEATS HIM IN THIS MATCH?

Bill:  Eddie when I started my comments for my presentation today I read to you the official information off the official Card for Climax Control 383. It flatly stated that you have failed a lot recently and you are struggling to return to the top in the rankings. Unfortunately, for you anyway, you are assigned to face me in a wrestling match and that simply means you are going to drop further down in the rankings and maybe far enough that you will consider permanent retirement.

Bea:  Want me to ask the Network to put up the graphic you sent to them?

Bill:  After I provide lead-in comments to the graphic. Eddie you are like an old, worn out, beat up, and rusty car that has served out the usable lifespan of the car. The car no longer runs. The car is rusting away. The car is broken and filthy. And do you know what they do when cars get to that stage in their life?

Bea motions to the camera person to tell the Network to put up the graphic Bill sent to them for this purpose and the graphic pops up on the screen.

The graphic is up on the screen and we see an automobile junkyard filled with old, worn out, broken, rusty, and dirty automobiles.

Bill:  Well, Eddie, let me welcome you to your new home after I defeat you and send you so far down in the rankings you would need the Hubble Space Telescope to see up to my level. You will be sent into retirement, just as the automobiles in this graphic on the screen. You will be in permanent retirement without any hope of returning to active wrestling. Enjoy your retirement Eddie because I’m damn sure going to enjoy sending you into permanent retirement!

Bea informs the camera person that they will take a short break and that the camera person can meet them at the Starbucks location at 2000 16th Street in Greeley, Colorado.

BILL AND BEA ARE AT STARBUCKS LOCATED AT 2000 16TH STREET IN GREELEY, COLORADO

The camera person is set up and they are focused on Bill and Bea Barnhart at Starbucks. Bill and Bea are sitting at a table and both are drinking Java Chip Frappuccino. The two look into the camera and continue their comments concerning Bill’s upcoming match against Eddie Lyons.

Bill:  Me and Bea decided to come to Starbucks for our coffee drinks and to be able to allow fans in this area to ask us questions while we are enjoying our coffee.

Bea:  That offer by myself and Bill is rare in the sport of wrestling. Most of the other wrestlers in Sin City Wrestling are arrogant and unapproachable. We, on the other hand, are nice and friendly and approachable. We want the fans to know that we are real people just like they are.

Bill spots some people walking to where they table is. Bill greets them and lets them know they are welcome to ask anything they want of myself and Bea.

Person One:  Bill I hope you defeat Eddie Lyons and keep moving up in the rankings. I would like to see you earn the Roulette Championship for the third time but I am also looking forward to the day you become World Heavyweight Champion.

Bill:  Thank you for the kind words. I hope those things come about soon also. By the way do you and your family have tickets to Climax Control 383?

Person One:  No. Unfortunately the event is sold out so we were too late to obtain tickets.

Bea:  Today is going to be a good day for you. As wrestlers in Sin City Wrestling we are often given the pleasure of obtaining extra tickets to give to someone in need. How many people are in your family?

Person One:  Just myself and my spouse.

Bill:  Congratulations! Bea please present to this nice person two tickets for Climax Control 383.

Bea hands two tickets to the person and they are very thankful of the kindness of Bill and Bea Barnhart.

Another person approaches Bill and Bea but this person doesn’t seem to be in a good mood. Even so Bill and Bea are polite and ask them if they would like to ask a question to either of them.

Person Two:  No I do not want to ask you a question! I don’t like you two! I want to see Eddie Lyons beat you down and toss you in the trash Bill! How does that make you feel?

Bill:  It makes me feel good when I have an affect on someone even if that affect is negative. Do you have tickets for Climax Control 383?

Person Two:  Yes I do. When I saw the Climax Control 383 Card and saw you have a match against Eddie Lyons I immediately purchased tickets for the event. No price to too high for me to pay to watch you get your ass handed to you!

Bill:  Glad I am able to inspire you. Thank you for your comments.

The angry person walks out of Starbucks as they are obviously upset that even with all the negative things they said Bill Barnhart was nice and polite to them.

A family of four persons, consisting of a Mother, Father, and two children, a girl and a boy, both around 10 years of age, approach the table where Bill and Bea are located.

Person Three:  Thank you for being open with us fans of wrestling. Me and my family love watching both of you wrestle. We heard you were giving tickets to Climax Control 383 if fans didn’t have their own but we are okay as we purchased four tickets for Climax Control 383. What my two kids want to ask for is if both of you would be willing to place your autographs on the backs of their hands.

Huge smiles come on the face of Bill and Bea.

Bea:  That is so sweet. Of course me and Bill will sign both hands of both of your children.

Bill:  So nice to know we are having a positive impact on young kids.

Bea begins by signing the hand of the man’s daughter while Bill begins by signing the hand of the man’s son. Then they switch children so Bea and Bill can sign their other hands. The two children are thrilled to have met two wrestling superstars and that they were able to be autographed by them. The family thanks Bill and Bea for their kindness and they turn and exit Starbucks.

Bea:  Wow, Bill, we don’t usually get requests for autographs on their body like they asked. That was a nice change.

Bill:  I agree. Since we are done with our coffee let’s return to our hotel room to close up our comments for my upcoming match against Eddie Lyons at Climax Control 383.

Bea informs the camera person to return to their hotel room and get set up so they can broadcast their closing comments leading up to Bill’s match against Eddie Lyons.

After a short break the camera person fires up their camera in the hotel room of Bill and Bea Barnhart and the two launch into their closing comments for Bill’s match at Climax Control 383 against Eddie Lyons.

Bill:  Well, Eddie, how the hell are you feeling leading up to our match at Climax Control 383? As far as I know at this point in time our match is scheduled to be Standard Rules with a win obtained by pinfall, submission, knockout, count-out, or disqualification. What that means, Eddie, is that I will obtain the win against you by pinfall, submission, knockout, count-out, or disqualification. Honestly I don’t care which way I win as I already know I am winning our match.

Bea:  Just a reminder for you Eddie. I am the legal and licensed Manager of Bill Barnhart. I have the right to be in Bill’s corner during his matches. My purpose serving as Manager in Bill’s corner while Bill is involved in a match is to ensure his opponent doesn’t violate the rules, use illegal weapons, or they hire interference in the match to try to cheat Bill out of the win. I will do everything I can to counter any of these illegal actions by an opponent Bill is facing.

Bill:  Thanks Bea! Nice to have someone watching the match as the Referees are not always able to see everything as once.

Bea:  I’m always here for you.

Bill:  Well, Eddie, in a short time we will be at Climax Control 383 and our match will begin. As soon as the bell rings to officially start our match you are doomed. Doomed to failure. Doomed to lose our match. Doomed to receive a beat down you will remember for decades. I can just imaging you rushing off into retirement and sitting around the retirement home telling stories about when you were a wrestler. Just make sure you tell the other retirees how hard I beat you down and defeated you at Climax Control 383. And think of the benefit of being in the Retirement home Eddie. Most of the other retirees probably can’t remember what was said to them an hour ago so if you continue to tell them the story of how I soundly beat you down and caused you to go into retirement to the other retirees it will be as if they heard that story for the first time.

Bea:  Ha ha ha! Oh, my, Bill! That’s some funny stuff!

Bill:  We will find out how funny Eddie Lyons thinks it is after I force him into retirement.

Bea informs the camera person that she and Bill will present their last comments in a moment then the camera person can cut their camera feed and the camera person acknowledges Bea’s comment.

Bea:  Eddie please don’t start talking crap and complaining that you feel the only reason I’m in Bill’s corner as his manager is to interfere in his match with you. For damn sure you know I don’t do that and my purpose at ringside is as I previously mentioned.

Bill:  So what about me Eddie? When you violate the rules such as hitting me with a closed-fist punch and I return the punch are you going to whine to the Referee that I hit you with an illegal blow? Hah! You can try to accuse me of hitting you with an illegal blow first but our Referee will have seen you hit me first so you will be on the Referee’s bad side. When you violate the rules such as the Referee calling for a break because I am on the ropes and you punch me on the break and handing you a warning what are you going to do? Are you going to tell the Referee that I hit you during the break first? Nice try but that shit isn’t going to work in our match. The bottom line in our match is simple. If you use illegal blows, punches, or maneuvers, or use weapons on me, then for damn sure I will retaliate. In every instance, even if the Referee issues a warning to both of us, you will be the one in trouble because the Referee saw you doing the illegal behavior first. And, finally, if you attempt to do illegal crap during our match with the intention of injuring me to try to put me out of the sport of wrestling I will be on you so quickly, beating the piss out of you, for trying to end my wrestling career. I damn sure hope what we have said has gotten deep in your head and you have enough sense not to violate the rules in our match. Otherwise what happens to you will not be held against me. See you on Sunday at Climax Control 383.

Bea gives the CUT sign to the camera person and they cut their camera feed and the Network returns to the programming scheduled for this time slot.

15

Climax Control Archives / I AM GOING TO BE YOUR NEW WORLD BOMBSHELL CHAMPION

« on: January 12, 2024, 08:43:18 PM »

I AM GOING TO DEFEAT JULIANNA DIMARIA AND BECOME YOUR NEW WORLD OMBSHELL CHAMPION

Narrator:  I just got off of a phone call with Bea Barnhart. She told me the official Card for Climax Control 382 is posted and that she is in the Main Event against Julianna DiMaria and it is a World Bombshell Championship match. Although Bea told me she would love to challenge for more Championships during 2024 she wasn’t expecting a shot at a Championship, especially the World Bombshell Championship, this soon in 2024. With that said I turn you over to Bea Barnhart, along with her husband Bill, in Loveland, Colorado where Sin City Wrestling is holding Climax Control 382 at the Blue Arena on Sunday, January 14, 2024.

The scene shifts to a shot of Bill and Bea Barnhart in Loveland, Colorado. We notice that both Bea and Bill are in casual attire but we are not sure yet where they are broadcasting from. When the camera person pulls back on their shot of Bea and Bill and we notice they are standing in front of the wrestling ring where the wrestling matches for Climax Control 382 will be held.

WHEN AN OPPORTUNITY IS HANDED TO YOU THEN YOU NEED TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THAT OPPORTUNITY AS YOU DON’T KNOW WHEN THE NEXT OPPORTUNITY WILL COME YOUR WAY

We get a camera shot of Bea and Bill Barnhart sitting at the Announcers Table in the Blue Arena. We take note that Bea is wearing her trademark light blue dress that she normally wears when she serves as Manager for Bill during his matches. Bill, however, is casually dressed in blue jeans and a yellow pullover shirt. Bea, realizing the camera person is now live broadcasting, smiles into the camera and she begins her comments leading up to her World Bombshell Championship match against the current Sin City Wrestling Bombshell Champion Julianna DiMaria.

Bea:  I wish to thank the viewers who tuned in today to listen to my comments leading up to my World Bombshell Championship match against Julianna DiMaria at Climax Control 382. This upcoming edition of Climax Control takes place on Sunday, January 14th and it takes place at the Blue Arena in Loveland, Colorado.

Bill:  Were you surprised that you were assigned for a shot at  the World Bombshell Championship this soon in 2024?

Bea:  I was sure that during 2024 I would get a shot at numerous Championships, including the World Bombshell Championship, but I’ll admit I wasn’t expecting a shot at the World Bombshell Championship this early in the year. So before I go into comments concerning my upcoming match I wish to thank Sin City Wrestling Management for assigning me to this World Bombshell Championship match early in 2024. You know how they say that you should never question something good when it drops in your lap. And, Julianna, trust me that I will take advantage of this opportunity and I will defeat you and be crowned the new World Bombshell Champion in Sin City Wrestling.

Bill:  Nicely stated Bea.

HOW DO BEA BARNHART AND JULIANNA DIMARIA MEASURE UP AND DO THEY HAVE PREVIOUS HISTORY IN THE RING?

Bea:  I come into our match at five feet five inches and one hundred thirty pounds and you, Julianna, come into our match at five feet five inches and one hundred twenty-five pounds. There is no height or weight advantage for either of us in this match. That means this match comes down do who performs the best in this match and that will be me of course.

Bea points to herself then she gives a thumbs up into the camera.

Bea:  Now, of course, Julianna, I expect you to focus on the only match we’ve had against each other. That match was on September 10, 2023, at Climax Control 371. It was a good match between us and you managed to get me into a position where you managed to win by submission. That, however, was a one-time fluke win for you. That was a one-time event where you got lucky. That was a one-time glitch in the time matrix that you managed to use to your advantage. People do get lucky once in a while Julianna. You’ve probably heard the comment that EVEN A BLIND SQUIRREL FINDS AN ACORN OCCASIONALLY. Okay, so YOU as the blind squirrel managed to find an acorn at Climax Control 371 but you will not find anything during our match at Climax Control 382 except for an ass kicking at my hands. There will be no fluke win for you in our match. There will be no quirky lucky stuff to get you a cheap win over me. The time matrix has been fixed so there will be no glitches in the time matrix to allow you to get a cheap win over me. There can be only one winner in our match and that winner is ME!

Bill:  Damn, Bea, you’re on a roll. . .way to go!

Bea:  I learned a lot being married to you and I’m not done yet Bill. I still have a lot of information to present to Julianna so that she knows where she stands when in my presence.

WHAT OTHER THINGS DOES BEA BARNHART BRING TO THIS MATCH?

Bea:  Julianna I want to present information for you to process in your brain. Well. . .okay. . .I understand that with your limited brain processing power that most of what I will tell you will just cause your head to hurt. . .and you still won’t have the slightest idea what I ‘ talking about. . .but I will still present the information so that maybe. . .just maybe. . .some of what I say will actually make sense to you.

Bea lets out a loud laugh then she continues with her comments.

Bea:  Julianna I know that I don’t have an overwhelmingly great win-loss record in Sin City Wrestling. That happens at times but I’m a person who takes her career one match at a time. The concept isn’t how many matches you win. The concept is to make the most of the matches you have won. Since the time I started wrestling in Sin City Wrestling I have made opponents submit six times for my win. Did you understand that Julianna or do you have problem comprehending numbers? Not only have I won six matches by submission four of those submission wins were against a wrestler who claimed she was the best in the business. So where is that wrestler who claimed she was the best wrestler in the business now? Nobody knows. She left the sport of wrestling I guess. No loss to Sin City Wrestling that’s for sure. Take what I told you about my six submission victories because that tells you how awesome I am.

Bea points to herself before continuing her comments.

Bea:  So, Julianna, perhaps some of what I have said actually entered your brain and you were actually able to process the information and now you realize that you are going to lose the World Bombshell Championship to me at Climax Control 382. While your brain is slowly processing that information I will toss something else your way to see if that additional information causes your brain to explode.

Bea flashes a smile.

Bea:  The current plan is for you. . .as the World Bombshell Champion. . .to defend the World Bombshell Championship against Alexandra Calaway at My Bloody Valentine IV. So now we have a very interesting. . .and for me a very amusing. . .situation. When I defeat you at Climax Control 382 this Sunday then I become the reigning World Bombshell Champion and you become a former World Bombshell Champion. And as the newly crowned World Bombshell Champion I have no obligation to give you a match for a chance to regain the World Bombshell Championship before My Bloody Valentine IV. With that comment flying around in front of your face I will tell you what that means. It means that while I am defending the World Bombshell Championship against Alexandra Calaway at My Bloody Valentine IV you will be watching our match from your dressing room. If that doesn’t burn you up and burn your ass Julianna then I guess nothing will. For damn sure I will enjoy defending the World Bombshell Championship against the opponent you were. . .but are no longer. . .scheduled to defend against.

Bill:  Bea you’re in super bitch mode today! Your comments have been outstanding! The in-your-face attitude toward Julianna is in overdrive mode. You have learned well from me.

Bea:  Thank you Bill. You are an outstanding teacher.

CLOSING COMMENTS

Bea:  Well, Julianna, what they hell are you thinking right now? Do you think I’m crazy or insane because I present the truth? Then you are the crazy and insane person to think stupid stuff like that about me. Do you think I’m delusional? Then you are the one who is delusional. Do you think I’m stupid for stating I’m going to defeat you and become the next Bombshell World Champion? Then you’re the stupid one for not seeing the truth. Do you feel that I’m over-confident coming into our match? Then you’re the one who is delusional because I’m not falsely over-confident because I’m truthfully confident about my wrestling abilities and my ability to defeat you for the Championship.

Bill:  Damn Bea! And to think I’ve always been the one accused of delivering the hard truths to opponents!

Bea:  The saying goes that THE TRUTH HURTS and I don’t care if Julianna’s feelings are stomped on. Julianna needs to know the truth no matter how much it hurts her. Julianna I’m coming into our match to out-wrestle you. . .to out-think you. . .to out-smart you. . .to humiliate you. . .to beat you down. . .to laugh at you. . .to hurt you. . .and to walk away as the newly crowned Bombshell World Champion. Is there anything you can to do change what I’m going to do in our match? Well there are two cowardly things you can do to make your way out of this situation but I don’t think you would risk your entire wrestling career over it. What are those options you are wondering? Please allow me to enlighten you. Option ONE would be for you to deliberately get yourself disqualified which means you would lose the match but not the Bombshell World Championship. Option TWO would be for you to hire interference to attack me during our match which would also result in you losing the match by disqualification but still manage to retain the Bombshell World Championship. However, Julianna, I’m sure Management would take appropriate action against you if you did those things including stripping you of the Championship. Why don’t you use your last remaining working brain cells to realize that your best choice is to take the match as I bring it to you and when you lose the World Bombshell Championship to me then you walk away a loser and come back at some later date so that I can humor you with the obligatory re-match for the former champion thing. Deal? Good girl!

Bill:  If Julianna had any sense. . .and we know she does not have any. . .then she would bring a fair match and keep interference out of the match. If she does anything else then she has nobody to blame but herself for the end result. Anything else you wish to present in your closing comments?

Bea:  Yes, Bill, there are several items I wish to talk about. Julianna I know you are not on a diet but I’m giving you a heads up that when I get done beating you down you will end up weighing 10 to 20 pounds LESS than you do when you come into the ring for our match as I’m planning on beating the shit out of you. After I defeat you and become the World Bombshell Champion I honestly hope you are so upset about your loss that you will go into retirement. . .far far away into retirement. And, finally, unlike most Champions in Sin City Wrestling when I become World Bombshell Champion at Climax Control 382 I will be a fighting champion which means I will accept any defense of the Championship against anyone at any time. I won’t be like most Champions who barely manage to defend their Championship once per month. Now, Julianna, please have a good time leading up to Climax Control 382 because after I defeat you then you may never have another good time again.

Bea informs the camera person that she is done with her comments for today. The camera person calls into the Network and they tell them they will switch back to the regularly scheduled programming for this time slot and then our screen goes dark when the Network makes the switch.

16

Climax Control Archives / A Dog Collar Match Is My Type Of Match

« on: January 05, 2024, 08:36:54 PM »

A DOG COLLAR MATCH IS MY TYPE OF MATCH

Narrator:  For those of you who either don’t know. . .or you are too damn stupid to remember this type of information. . .Bill Barnhart has probably participated in more Dog Collar matches than any other wrestler. That tells me that Justin Smith is in way over his head in this match against Bill Barnhart.

AT THE HOTEL ROOM OF BILL BARNHART LOCATED NEAR THE DENVER COLISEUM IN DENVER, COLORADO

When the scene opens we get a camera shot of Bill and Bea Barnhart in their hotel room located near the Denver Coliseum in Denver, Colorado, where Bill is assigned to a Dog Collar Match against Justin Smith who was one of the four participants in the Golden Briefcase match at December 2 Dismember V. Bill and Bea smile into the camera then their comments for Bill’s upcoming match begin.

Bill:  To Justin Smith let me enlighten you. Yes you were in the Golden Briefcase match with me at December 2 Dismember V, but neither of us were able to obtain the Golden Briefcase. I came closest to obtaining the Golden Briefcase but it was Rodrigo Afonso grabbed the Golden Briefcase first. Oh well stuff like that happens and it happened to the three of us when Rodrigo obtained the Golden Briefcase.

Bea:  It was a great match and I thought Bill was going to get the Golden Briefcase but sometimes wrestling matches turn out different than what you expected.

Bill:  Justin let me inform the viewers how we measure up against each other in our upcoming match. I stand in at 6 feet 4 inches and 240 pounds and you stand in at 6 feet 5 inches and 250 pounds. You may be smiling right now and thinking that being nearly even in height and weight with me will work to your advantage. Nice line of thinking, Justin, but your thought process is flawed. The deciding factor in this match is not our height and weight. The deciding factor in our match is that I love Dog Collar matches and I’ve been in more Dog Collar matches than probably all the male wrestlers in Sin City Wrestling combined. If that doesn’t give you a reason to worry about our upcoming match that either you are an idiot or a fool as a Dog Collar match is my favorite type of match. I would wish you good luck in our match but I figured why waste a wish on something that will never happen?

Bea:  I can confirm that Bill’s favorite type of wrestling match is a Dog Collar match. Bill loves this type of match as it allows him to beat down opponents and his opponents cannot get away from him due to being joined by each wearing a dog dollar and their collars are attached by a chain. And, yes, Justin, that chain can and will be used as a weapon by Bill on you.

Bill:  Justin there’s one more item I wish to discuss before I move on to other items concerning wrestling. I feel that where a person comes from means a lot in the real world. I see you come from the State of New York. Yeah, okay, you don’t come from New York City where the majority of jerks come from but you are from the State of New York. I grew up in Oakland, California in the 1980’s and 1990’s. Although at that time Oakland, California, was becoming a worse place to live it still ranked better than at any time during the existence of New York. Me and Bea moved to the State of Georgia in August 2012 and this is where we have enjoyed living since that time. However I’m here to tell you that with my dislike of people from New York you need to come into our match knowing that I don’t like you. . .I probably never will like you. . .and I have a desire to hurt and destroy you. And what better type of match can I ask for than a Dog Collar match where we are attached by a steel chain attached to the Dog Collars which are strapped around our necks? I’m so excited that we have this upcoming match so that I can prove my superiority over you.

BILL AND BEA TAKE A SHORT BREAK FOR A VIDEO CALL WITH IRIS THEIR ENGLISH BULLDOG WHO REMAINED AT HOME IN LAWRENCEVILLE, GEORGIA WHILE THEY TRAVELED TO DENVER FOR CLIMAX CONTROL 381

Bill and Bea inform the camera person that they have a pre-scheduled video call with Iris, their English Bulldog, who remained at their home in Lawrenceville, Georgia, and she is being taken care of by their friend and neighbor, Andrew, while they are traveling with Sin City Wrestling. The camera person acknowledges this and the Network connects to the video call Bill and Bea are conducting with Iris and we can see both laptop computers so we have a view of Bill, Bea, and Iris.

Bill:  Hi Iris! How’s my baby girl?

Iris:  Woof! Bark! Whine!

Bill:  The translation of what Iris said is roughly translated as she is doing somewhat okay but she misses me and Bea, who are Daddy Bill and Mommy Bea to Iris, and that she misses talking and having dates with Senor Vinnie’s friend Pete The Cactus.

Bea:  Iris you know that we set boundaries concerning you and Pete The Cactus. You know that having video calls with him, and physically going out on a date with Pete, are only allowed when me and Daddy Bill are there with you. So you have to put your urges behind you and stop whining.

Iris:  Whimper. . .Moan. . .Snort!

Bill:  Loosely translated Iris stated that she feels deprived not being able to see Pete The Cactus and go on dates with him. Her moaning was her way of saying she knows why we put restrictions on her and Pete The Cactus. Her snort was her way of protesting the restrictions we put on her. Sorry Iris. . .just deal with it as you have no other choice.

Bea:  We will be back home soon Iris. Enjoy your time with our neighbor, Andrew, as he loves you and takes care of you while we are traveling. Talk with you again shortly Iris. Bye!

The video call between Bill and Bea with Iris is done and the call is ended. The camera person then has full control of his camera by the Network and Bill picks up his comments from where he had to stop to conduct the video call with Iris.

ANALOGIES. . .DEMEANING SAYINGS. . .ETC. . .

Bill:  As most of you know, or should know, I am often referred to as THE ANALOGY KING. . .THE KING OF DEMEANING SAYINGS. . .and I’m here to offer up a few of them for your enjoyment and enlightenment the viewers and my next opponent Justin Smith.

Bea:  What is your first item to present?

Bill:  The first one is a statement most people should already know. It goes THAT PERSON IS SO DAMN STUPID THEY CANNOT TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THEIR ASSHOLE AND A HOLE IN THE GROUND. Justin that statement is for you. You couldn’t tell the difference between your asshole and a hole in the ground. Being that you are that stupid how can you possible dare to compare yourself to me as a wrestler?

Bea:  What is your next item to present?

Bill:  This one is also fitting for our upcoming match. DON’T HIT A HORNET’S NEST. Justin I am like a Hornet’s nest in that I am full of speed, agility, and a low tolerance for stupid people. In case you have never seen someone either hit a Hornet’s nest with a stick. . .or throw rocks at the Hornet’s nest. . .or they try to smoke out the Hornet’s nest. . .let me tell you what happens when idiots try those things against the Hornets. The Hornets get mad. . .extremely mad. . .and all the Hornets in the nest. . .and there are a lot of them in a nest. . .come out and aggressively attack the person attacking their nest. Add to the conflict the fact that, unlike regular Bees who lose their stinger when they sting someone, a Hornet’s stinger stays attached to their body and each Hornet can sting you multiple times. So the comparison between me and you in our upcoming match is like a confrontation with Hornets. If you stir me up, like stirring up Hornets by attacking their nest, then as with the Hornets I will attack you, beat you down, and sting the hell out of you. Doesn’t that sound like fun Justin? Well it damn sure sounds fun to me!

Bea:  Do you have another analogy or statement to present for the education of Justin Smith?

Bill:  Thanks for asking Bea. Yes I do have one additional item I wish to mention for the education of Justin Smith. Justin there is a saying that someone who is incompetent and stupid that they are AS USELESS AS A SCREEN DOOR ON A SUBMARINE and for damn sure that saying fits you perfectly. Just as a screen door on a Submarine will allow water inside the submarine and it will sink to the bottom of the ocean so you are open to all that I throw your way dragging you down down down to where I win our match is one-sided, with me on the winning side, and I walk away with a smile on my face while you try to hide your tears flowing down your face from taking a loss to me.

Bea:  Great comments Bill. Are you ready to make closing comments?

Bill:  Yep!

CLOSING COMMENTS

Bill:  Justin please understand that I don’t hate you. Please understand that I don’t want to beat you down so hard that you have to early retire from Wrestling. I don’t want to hurt you to the point where you are afraid to step into the wrestling ring again even if your match is against a Jobber. Other than entering matches against my half-brother Chris Shipman, I have never gone into wrestling matches with the intent to break arms and legs of opponents or otherwise damage them to the point where they make the decision to leave the sport of Wrestling rather than getting hurt and damaged again. I am a fair and honest person and wrestler However, Justin, you need to know that I have more tricks up my sleeve than a Magician has. Remember that when it comes to facing another wrestler. . .anyone. . .then I always go into the match with the intention of winning the match even if it means my opponent gets hurt in the process. Are you man enough to step into the wrestling ring with me at Climax Control 381 and give it all you’ve got or will you get half way to the ring and chicken out and return to your dressing room and hide behind the couch? Your decision to make. I’ll be waiting for you in the ring. Have a nice day Justin.

Bea informs the camera person that Bill is done with his comments on his upcoming Dog Collar Match against Justin Smith. The camera person cuts their camera feed and the Network returns to regularly scheduled programming for this time slot.

17

Supercard Archives / Re: BEA BARNHART v MISS MANNERS

« on: December 15, 2023, 07:12:40 PM »

I WILL BEAT MANNERS INTO MISS MANNERS

Narrator:  I have to be 100 percent honest with you concerning Bea Barnhart’s upcoming match against Miss Manners. To put it in simple terms Bea is standing up for herself and she is deflecting all the lies Miss Manners is sending her way. On the other side Miss Manners proved to everyone that she is the spoiled rotten entitlement-minded bitch Bea said she is. With those thoughts dominating your mind I turn you over to Bea Barnhart.

BEA BARNHART LAYS THE TRUTH ON THE TABLE

The scene changes and we see Bea Barnhart standing in front of the ring located in the Tucson Convention Center in Tucson, Arizona. This is the venue where Sin City Wrestling is holding their SuperCard event titled December 2 Dismember V. Bea is casually dressed in blue jeans and a pull-over shirt. She looks into the camera to begin her comments.

Bea:  Leading up to my SuperCard match against Miss Manners has proven to be a WOW!!! event for me. Just think about it. In my opening comments last week I told everyone, including Miss Manners, what a disgusting, deceived spoiled rotten hypocrite brat she is. Then what did she do when it came her time to present comments on our match? She presented herself as a disgusting, deceived spoiled rotten hypocrite brat. How can I not be thrilled that what Miss Manners presented to everyone was exactly what I said about her especially how she proved me right. I guess when a person, Miss Manners by the way, has only a very small about of brain cells that are still working properly, nobody can expect them to be able to talk sense, logic, and the truth as I always do.

Bea flashes a huge smile into the camera.

Bea:  Miss Manners how in the hell do you manage to stay upright when you walk since you obviously have very few working brain cells? With your moron level brain capacity I am surprised that you can do more than one thing at a time before your brain explodes. If you try to compare yourself to me you are fighting a battle that you lost a long time ago. I carry at 130 IQ and I graduated from schools, including College, with Honors. There is one person who just popped into my head that you remind me of. In the SpongeBob SquarePants episodes SpongeBob’s neighbor is Patrick Star and he is dumber than a rock. But when I look and you standing next to Patrick Star I realize that not only is Patrick Star more intelligent than you are but so are the rocks on the ground.

Bea shakes her head in disbelief on how any human being could be as ignorant and low-mentality as Miss Manners is.

MEAN GIRLS DON’T AFFECT ME. . .BUT AT TIMES THEY AMUSE ME

Bea:  Miss Manners. . .the self-proclaimed expert on manners. . .the person who is dumber than a rock. . .the person who thinks she is a mean girl. . .oh you have no idea what you got yourself into when you signed the Contract for our match.

Bea waves her finger in the face of Miss Manners.

Bea:  I’ve dealt with jealous mean girls all my life. In every incident I successfully defended myself. In some cases my defense was to prove to them that all their IQ’s combined was still half of what my IQ is. In other cases, where the mean girls physically attacked me I defended myself and beat them into the ground. I find it pathetic that all these means girls were unable to attack and fight me one-on-one. Noooooooo!!!! They are not capable of that! They always had to run in packs, attack others like me with two or more of them against one of me. Still, even with the numbers of them who perpetrated those attacks on me I always came away the winner and they crawled away bruised, cut, and battered. It is hilarious to watch a pack of mean girls running away from me as they were crying from the beat down I gave to them. Miss Manners I suggest you drink about a gallon of water before you enter the ring for our match because after a beat you down and win our match you will cry so many tears that you will lose close to a gallon of water through you shedding your tears.

CLOSING COMMENTS

Bea gets an extreme close-up from the camera person. After Bea has her close-up camera shot for a time she backs off from the camera to continue her comments.

Bea:  Oh, Miss Manners, do you know why arrogant mindless morons like you try to intimidate others? It is because you do not have the Genius IQ that I have. You do not have the College Degrees I have. You don’t have the good looks, beauty, and charm that I have. Jealousy is a horrible taskmaster but you continue to allow your evil taskmaster to dominate you when you could easily redeem yourself and become a person that others would like to be around.

Bea chuckles over her comments.

Bea:  The other Bombshells in Sin City Wrestling try to harass and threaten and demean me. They do that because they are hot beautiful and intelligent as I am. I already mentioned that Jealousy is a horrible taskmaster and they prove it every time they open their mouths. You may think that I care what you think of me. If you do then you are a bigger idiot than even I thought you are. I don’t live my life based on what others think how I should run my life. I don’t live my life to push moronic ideas and values on others as you do. I am my own person. I do what is right. I don’t follow the crowd. . .I lead the crowd.

Bea informs the camera person she will present her final comments then she will be finished.

Bea:  Miss Manners. . .when you step through the ring ropes and the Referee calls for the Timekeeper to ring their bell to officially start our match. . .at that time you will realize what you got yourself into. There’s a saying that goes something like this. When you are standing in a swamp and you are up to your armpits in Alligators that’s when you realize that you should have drained the swamp and rid if of Alligators before you stepped into the swamp. Most of the Bombshells in Sin City Wrestling are those Alligators. I am the super intelligent high IQ Bombshell that knows to drain the swamp before I step into it. I will beat you down extremely hard. I will beat so much shit out of you that you will not be able to take a dump in the toilet for a week and you will drop from one hundred thirty pounds to one hundred ten pounds! You, and all the other Bombshells, are going to realize that I’m the face and the future of Sin City Wrestling. Miss Manners? Please enjoy your free time while you have it because the moment you step into the ring with me I will destroy you!

After Bea’s final comments the camera person cuts their feed and our screen goes dark.

18

Supercard Archives / Re: BULLDOG BILL v RODRIGO AFONSO v MATTY MALLLOW v JUSTIN SM ITH - GOLDEN BRIEFCASE

« on: December 08, 2023, 07:33:38 PM »

THERE WILL BE THREE LOSERS AND ONE WINNER. . .THAT WINNER BEING ME...IN OUR GOLDEN BRIEFCASE LADDER MATCH

Narrator:  The Network took a short break after Bea Barnhart presented comments on her upcoming match against Miss Manners, at December 2 Dismember V, and now I am back to lead you into comments by Bill Barnhart concerning his upcoming GOLDEN BRIEFCASE LADDER match which will take place on December 17, 2023, at DECEMBER 2 DISMEMBER V. This will be a Golden Briefcase Ladder match where the first wrestler to be able to obtain possession of the Golden Briefcase earns the honor of being able to challenge any Champion in 2024. I now turn you over to Bill at his home in Lawrenceville, Georgia.

AT THE HOME OF BILL AND BEA BARNHART IN LAWRENCEVILLE, GEORGIA

The scene comes up on our screen and we see Bill Barnhart relaxing on their couch in their living room. Iris must have remained upstairs as she is not in the living room with Bill but we might see her later if she comes down while Bill is presenting his comments. Bill looks into the camera and begins his comments concerning his upcoming match at December 2 Dismember V in Tucson, Arizona.

THERE WILL BE THREE LOSERS AND ONE WINNER IN THE GOLDEN BRIEFCASE LADDER MATCH AND THAT ONE WINNER WILL BE BILL BARNHART

Bill:  Thanks for joining me today to hear my comments leading up to my GOLDEN BRIEFCASE LADDER MATCH at December 2 Dismember V. Since Bea already presented her comments, for her upcoming match against Miss Manners, she has returned to doing chores around our house while I present my comments for my upcoming match. Iris remained upstairs to take a nap so she probably won’t make it down for some camera time. But you never know with Iris.

Bill takes out a sheet of paper and holds it up before placing it in front of him to read the information on the paper.

Bill:  On this sheet of paper is the information on the type of match, and who my opponents are, and I’ll present that information for you. There is nothing against this as the information on the Wrestling Card is public information.

Bill reads the information on the paper for the viewers.

Bill:  This match is a Ladder Match and the first wrestler to obtain the Golden Briefcase. . .me of course. . .receives a Contract for a guaranteed Championship match at any point in 2024. The information on the booking also states that if a Champion is booked the wrestler in possession of the Golden Briefcase can cash in the Briefcase for a chance to defeat that Champion and the Champion being challenged cannot refuse the match.

Bill looks up from the paper and he flashes a huge grin into to the camera.

Bill:  I honestly don’t have to tell you who the winner of my Golden Briefcase Ladder Match will be but I’ll tell you anyway. The winner of this match will, of course, be ME! Now I’m sure you want to know who my opponents are.

Bill looks at the paper and he reads the names of the four wrestlers involved in the Golden Briefcase Ladder Match.

Bill:  Of course I’m in the match, and I’m going to win, but my three opponents, who will not win this match, are Rodrigo Afonso, Matty Mallow, and Justin Smith. Since this is not a Standard Rules match, and it is not a one versus one match, and it is classified as a Hardcore Rules match, Rodrigo, Matty, and Justin, are doomed.

BILL BARNHART EXPLAINS REASONS WHY HE WILL WIN THIS MATCH

Bill:  I need you to listen intently so that you cannot claim later that I didn’t warn you. When it comes to non-Standard Rules matches I’ve probably been in more Hardcore Rules, or No Rules, matches than everyone else in the sport of wrestling and for damn sure more than the number those types of matches than Rodrigo Afonso, Matty Mallow, and Justin Smith have been involved in. Trust me when I tell you that with all the Hardcore Rules, or No Rules, matches I’ve been involved in you would think that I would have been killed a dozen times. Nope! Never happened! I’m still here! I’m still in the sport of wrestling! And for damn sure I’m still kicking ass!!!

Bill roars with laughter.

ONE OF THE REASONS BILL BARNHART IS NOT AFRAID OF ANYTHING

Bill:  I worked in several Wrestling Federations and there was one wrestler in those Federations who was my half-brother. His name is Chris Shipman. He hated me because our mother liked me and hated Chris. The reasons Mother hated Chris are all valid reasons. I’ll provide the details at this time then you can come to your own conclusion.

Bill holds up one finger to indicate he will present the first reason why their mother liked him more than she did Chris.

Bill:  Chris Shipman’s biological father turned out to be a convicted serial killer. Mother divorced his sorry ass due to his behavior. Even so she didn’t hold Chris accountable for his father’s behavior. The fact that she didn’t abuse Chris shows what a loving mother we had. Even so our Mother couldn’t help but have some bad feelings because whenever she looked at Chris Shipman she could see his father in his face.

Bill holds up two fingers to indicate he will present the second reason why their mother liked him more than she did Chris.

Bill:  My Father, our mother’s second husband, was a career United States Navy Master Chief Petty Officer. Chris took offense that Mother treated me nicely as I had the same great attitude as my Father had. Chris often took his anger out on me and our sister, who were both my Father’s biological children, as he felt Mother was disowning him which, of course, is not the case. Mother detested the treatment Chris gave to me and our sister but she held back her emotions.

Bill holds up three fingers to indicate he will present the third reason why their mother liked him more than she did Chris.

Bill:  Me, our sister, and Chris, would play games in our house. Chris always got upset and violent when me and our sister didn’t want to play the same games he waned to play. On this occasion the following incident happened. Chris was demanding that me and our sister play a specific game with him and we told him we were happy playing the game we were playing. Chris grabbed me and pulled me to my feet and threatened to kill me. Yes you heard that correctly. Chris threatened to kill me. I protested to Chris that he was threatening me and Chris shoved me extremely hard with both his hands and I fell backward. When I hit the hardwood floor I got knocked out. When I regained consciousness Chris was standing over the lifeless body of our sister. I looked at my sister, then at Chris, and asked what happened. Chris replied YOU KILLED OUR SISTER! THAT’S WHAT HAPPENED! Then he vowed from that day forward that he would kill me.

Bill holds up four fingers to indicate he will present the fourth reason why their mother liked him more than she did Chris.

Bill:  The final incident was that we found surveillance video of our living room hidden away in the basement. It turned out that our Nanny constantly took possession of the surveillance videos and hid them in our basement for future reference. We had security cameras in our home so that Mother could monitor what was happening in our home. When we reviewed the surveillance video we saw that when Chris attacked me and I got knocked out by him that when I was falling backwards Chris tried to put the ending death blow on me. However instead of hitting me with his death blow he ended up flying over me and slamming into our sister. Chris slamming into our sister drove her hard into the hardwood floor and the landing killed her. It turned out that Chris was the one who killed our sister, not me. Even though I tried to get the police to understand that what happened with Chris and our sister was an accident, and not intentional, the police arrested Chris and he was prosecuted and found guilty of her death and he was sent to Prison.

Bill lets out a sigh.

Bill:  Even though I went to the authorities and told them the death of our sister was an accident, and that nothing intentional was done to her, they still didn’t want to release Chris Shipman from Prison. After serving a reasonable amount of time in Prison Chris was released. However when he got released he stalked me and again promised that he would kill me for having him sent to Prison for the death of our Sister which, of course, is his lie to try to blame me for what happened to him.

Bill again lets out a sigh.

Bill:  Chris Shipman, also a wrestler, stalked me through several Wrestling Federations promising he will kill me. For my three opponents for the Golden Briefcase Ladder Match at December 2 Dismember V I want to ask you if you know where Chris Shipman went as it appears he quit Wrestling and went into hiding. Do you know where he is? Do you? Huh? Well. . .damn. . .nobody seems to know where Chris Shipman went. So what does this mean for you three who are my upcoming opponents? If Chris Shipman, who was one of the meanest, evil, disgusting, and violent, person and wrestler the world has ever known, who promised he would kill me and he failed numerous times to take end my life, what in the Hell gives you the idea that one of you three can defeat me and then you walk away with possession of the Golden Briefcase? If any of you three had to endure what I endured from Chris Shipman you would have gone into hiding after the first week of the abuse perpetrated him. But here I am. I’m still here. I’m still healthy. I’m still wrestling. And Chris Shipman has dropped off the face of the Earth and nobody knows where he is. I want you three, once again, to try to convince me, and everyone else, that I’m not going to be able to defeat you three when I defeated Chris Shipman. . .and the Devil who is Satan. . .and I’m not done being an awesome person, and awesome Wrestler, that I am!

I WILL EARN MY SHOT AT A CHAMPIONTHIP IN THE GOLDEN BRIEFCASE LADDER MATCH AND HERE ARE MY REASONS WHY

Bill shakes his head due to nobody believing how awesome he is but he continues by presenting closing comments for his presentation today.

Bill:  In my closing comments I wish to address my three opponents who are Rodrigo Afonso, Matty Mallow and Justin Smith. Rodrigo I commend you on the one match we had against each other in that you obtained a win by submission. Just because you got lucky in that match doesn’t mean you’ll get lucky in our Golden Briefcase Ladder Match. As for you, Matty, we had one match and you got the win by pinfall. If you think that entitles you to a win over me at December 2 Dismember V then you’re totally deceiving yourself. Then I come to my last victim who is Justin Smith. Justin we have not had a match against each other yet so we are entering our upcoming match at 0-0-0 against each other. Maybe you think you’re hot shit and that you’re going to walk into this Golden Briefcase Ladder Match and pull of a win. Yeah...right...like that will ever happen! You may be able to pull of a “whine” but not a “win” because I’m in this match and I’m the wrestler you three need to defeat if you three want to win this match and obtain the Golden Briefcase.

Bill flashes a huge grin into the camera.

Bill:  Have you three ever watched the original Adventures of Superman television show? Probably not but I will still tell you about that television show and how it relates to me. Here is the opening dialogue of the original Adventures of Superman television show.

ANNOUNCER:  Faster than a speeding bullet! More powerful than a locomotive! Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound!

VOICES:  Look! Up in the sky! It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s Superman!!!

ANNOUNCER:  Yes, it’s Superman, strange visitor from another planet, who came to Earth with powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal men. Superman, who can change the course of mighty rivers, bend steel in his bare hands, and who, disguised as Clark Kent, mild-mannered reporter for a great metropolitan newspaper, fights a never-ending battle for truth, justice and the American way.

Bill:  Yes that is how the opening of the original Adventures of Superman television show went. Now I will give you the Bill Barnhart version of that opening they used for the Adventures of Superman television show as follows.

ANNOUNCER:  Faster than a speeding bullet! More powerful than a locomotive! Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound!

VOICES:  Look! Up in the sky! It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s Super Bill Barnhart!!!

ANNOUNCER:  Yes, it’s Super Bill Barnhart, strange visitor from the State of Georgia, who came to Sin City Wrestling with powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal wrestlers. Super Bill Barnhart, who can change the course of mighty rivers, bend steel in his bare hands, and who, serving as a wrestler in Sin City Wrestling, fights a never-ending battle for truth, justice and the American way!!!

Bill flexes his muscles and puffs out his chest while glaring into the camera.

CLOSING COMMENTS   

Bill:  Listen up guys. I have dealt with all types of attacks. . .all types of situations. . .and yet I’m still here. I’ve had more Hardcore Rules matches than the entire Sin City Wrestling roster combined and yet I‘m still here. People have tried to kill me but I’m still here. You three punk bitches are going to find out just how strong, determined, and durable, I am compared to you. When I walk away from our match with possession of the Golden Briefcase I will demand that you three bow at my feet to show me the honor and respect I deserve for kicking your asses.

Bill makes a motion like he is kicking the asses of Rodrigo, Matty, and Justin.

Bill:  I wish to address Rodrigo Afonso, Matty Mallow, and Justin Smith at this time. For this portion of my comments I will address the three of them as a group as my comments apply to all of them.

Bill snarls into the camera.

Bill:  Listen carefully guys because this information will help you to be able to deal with your loss to me in our Golden Briefcase Ladder Match. My comments, although directed at you three because you are in the match with me, apply to everyone who approaches me. If you shove me I will shove you back TEN times harder. If you slap me I will slap you back TEN times harder. If you punch me I will punch you back TEN times harder. If you kick me I will kick you back TEN times harder. If you use weapons to bruise and cut me I will use weapons to bruise and cut you TEN times more. If you don’t believe me then ask Chris Shipman and Satan if I did that to them and both of them will honestly admit that I got over on them TEN times more than they tried to get over on me. Oh wait! Chris Shipman went into hiding several years ago and nobody has heard from him since that time and nobody knows where he is. And Satan? When he lost his last challenge against me he decided to go into hiding and not talk to people as his nearly 10 years of losing challenges to me drove him insane. You three walk into our Golden Briefcase Ladder Match as my challeng3ers and all three of you will lose to me. Sorry it has to be that way but there is no other option available.

Bill lets out a loud laugh before continuing with his comments.

Bill:  Now, guys, why in Hell do you think I told you all this information? Why in Hell do you think I shared all of that stuff with you three? I shared that information even if some of you already knew about that stuff. I wanted to make sure that if you didn’t know about that stuff that you damn sure know about it now. I wanted to make sure that if you already knew about that stuff then I just reminded you of what I’m capable of. I wanted you to understand that if Satan and Chris Shipman combined couldn’t take me out then you three don’t have a snowball’s chance in Hell of defeating me! You three don’t have a Chihuahua’s chance of taking on a Pit Bull in a dog fighting arena and winning the match! You three are coming into our match with high hopes and all you’ll receive is a high level of ass kicking from me! When I walk away as the winner, with the Golden Briefcase in my possession, I don’t want to hear you three crying, whining, or cursing, because I won our match. Some day your time will come but that day is not Sunday, December 17, 2023, at December 2 Dismember V. Enjoy what little time you have left until the Bell rings and our match is in progress because after our match starts the three of you will have no further enjoyment as I’ll destroy you!!!

Bill informs the camera person that he is done with his comments for today. The camera person calls into the Network and they tell them to cut their camera feed and the Network will return to regularly scheduled programming for this time slot.

19

Supercard Archives / Re: BEA BARNHART v MISS MANNERS

« on: December 08, 2023, 06:50:43 PM »

MIND YOUR MANNERS. . .MISS MANNERS

Narrator:Bea Barnhart is assigned to a match against Miss Manners at DECEMBER 2 DISMEMBER V which will take place on December 17, 2023, at the Tucson Convention Center in Tucson, Arizona. Bea spoke with me before I came on the air to give my opening comments and I’m here to tell you that Bea is fired up and ready to kick some ass...Miss Manners ass to be specific. . .so I will now turn you over to Bea Barnhart in Lawrenceville, Georgia, as Bea and Bill returned to their home in Lawrenceville, Georgia, for this week before returning to Arizona for December 2 Dismember V.

AT THE HOME OF BILL AT BEA BARNHART IN LAWRENCEVILLE, GEORGIA

The assigned camera person is at the home of Bill and Bea Barnhart in Lawrenceville, Georgia. The camera person follows Bea around while Bea is busy doing things as she travels from the kitchen, to the dining room, to the living room, and back numerous times but she doesn’t know that they have already been airing the video to the Network and to the viewers. When the camera person finally informs Bea that they are live broadcasting Bea takes a break from her chores to talk about her upcoming match at December 2 Dismember V which will take place on December 17, 2023.

Bea:  For everyone watching today you might be wondering why me and Bill returned to our home in Lawrenceville, Georgia, instead of staying in Arizona for December 2 Dismember V. That’s a good question and we have a good answer. Since the event is two weeks away we decided to fly home and spend time with Iris. This also gives a break to our friend and neighbor, Andrew, who takes care of Iris while we are traveling with Sin City Wrestling. Bill and Iris are taking a walk in Sweetwater Park so they will not be interrupting my comments for my upcoming match. Just so you know we will travel soon for December 2 Dismember V. Also just so you know Bill will be presenting his comments after I am done with my comments.

MIND YOUR MANNERS

Bea glances around the house and then she grins into the camera.

Bea:  Why am I grinning? Because I don’t have Bill and Iris here to interrupt me while I’m presenting comments on my upcoming match against Miss Manners. While we are on the subject of MANNERS shall we go over a few things? I grew up in the Philippines where they are extremely strict on having proper manners. This did not apply just when we are interacting with our family but also when interacting with everyone else. We were constantly reminded to mind our manners and show respect to others. I grew up with respect for others and I was taught to respect others even if they are jerks, assholes, or mean, because often these pathetic people are honestly so stupid that they don’t realize they are being disrespectful. Well either they honestly don’t realize they are being disrespectful or they were just asshole jerks who decided to be deliberately disrespectful. You know what I’m talking about. They are like my next opponent Miss Manners. She has no clue why she’s a rude and disrespectful bratty bitch because her parents taught her to do wrong. Unfortunately here in the United States, unlike in the Philippines, the concept of having nice manners and behaving and respecting others is unknown to most of the people from the United States. So when you couple the declining moral values in the United States, and bad parenting, you realize why Miss Manners is a jerk.

Bea looks deeply into the camera.

Bea:  Well. . .well. . .well. . .Miss Manners. . .from information that is public in nature it appears that you grew up in a strict and moral home but that you were spoiled rotten by your parents. Maybe that’s the way things are here in the United States but growing up in the Philippines I had very strict parents with fantastic moral values and parents in the Philippines instill respect and dignity to their children. But you want to know where we differ? Parents in the Philippines didn’t spoil their children as they knew if they did then all the values and morality taught to them would get flushed down the toilet and that their child would be a spoiled brat asshole. Tell me, Miss Manners, did you have a lot of fun and enjoyment flushing all the so-called values that your parents taught you down the toilet? I have no clue why I try to talk sense to morons as they never understand what I’m talking about.

Bea gives a stern look into the camera.

Bea:  It appears to me, Miss Manners, that you never learned a damn thing from your so-called morality-based parents as they spoiled you. Yes you could have been an amazing and sweet person like me but you turned out sour and pathetic with the belief that you’re superior to everyone else. Having that type of attitude and disrespect of others is NOT the definition of being mindful of your manners. Guess you need a few semesters in the School of Hard Knocks, in a class named MIND YOUR MANNERS, to beat some of the egotistical crap out of you. At December 2 Dismember V you are in a MIND YOUR MANNERS class with me as your Teacher. You will learn respect and manners well under my instruction as I will beat those concepts deep into you as I destroy you and win our match.

HOW DO BEA BARNHART AND MISS MANNERS MEASURE UP?

Bea hears the front door open which indicates that her husband, Bill, and their English Bulldog Iris, have returned from their walk in Sweetwater Park. Even though Bill and Iris don’t come into the room where Bea is presenting comments for her upcoming match we hear Bea comment to them.

Bea:  Bill I wish to thank you and Iris for being quiet when you came home from the park. If you two could go upstairs to get changed and cleaned up it would be greatly appreciated as I’m airing comments for my upcoming match. After I’m done presenting comments for my match I’ll turn the air time over to you for you to present comments on your upcoming match. Thanks.

We hear Bill and Iris going upstairs and Bea returns to airing her comments.

Bea:  I wish to let the viewers know how me and Miss Manners match up. We are both 5 feet 5 inches and 130 pounds so in the height and weight categories we are even.  The difference, which is to my advantage, is that while I have amazingly fantastic manners and I’m awesome in the wrestling ring. . .we have Miss Manners who is a self-made sarcastic bitch who feels everyone else is beneath her and not worth her time to interact with them. You are free to believe what you want, Miss Manners, but just because a pile of dog shit thinks it doesn’t stinks doesn’t mean that it doesn’t stink. You may enter our match believing you are superior to me but when I beat the hell out of you and walk away as the winner of our match you will have learned that you really do suck as a wrestler.

CLOSING COMMENTS

Bea pauses her comments to walk into the Kitchen to brew a cup of coffee in her Keurig K-Cup brewer. Bea’s coffee quickly brews and she returns in front of the camera to continue her comments on her upcoming match against Miss Manners.

Bea:  Miss Manners you remind me of another wrestler who was here in Sin City Wrestling. She suddenly disappeared and nobody knows where she went. She was also an arrogant asshole, like you, who thought she was better than everyone else. Her name is Violet Amelia Holt. Want to know something Miss Manners? I had four matches against Violet Amelia Holt. Even though she bragged about how great she was in the wrestling ring, and she bragged how she would beat me down and humiliate me, Violet lost all four of her matches against me by submission. Did you hear that Miss Manners? Violet Amelia Holt lost all four matches we had against each other when I made her submit in all four matches.

Bea flexes her muscles then she points to her head to show she has superior intelligence over other wrestlers.

Bea:  Just as Violet Amelia Holt lost to me four times, in four matches, all by submission, so you will come into our match at December 2 Dismember V as an arrogant jerk, and I’ll not only beat you down I’ll also make you lose to me by submission. When you recover consciousness after I destroy you I hope you’ll have learned a valuable lesson in being humble and civil. If not then screw you! See you on December 17, 2023, at December 2 Dismember V. . .if you still have enough courage to show up for our match!

Bea bursts out in loud laughter at the expense of Miss Manners.

Bea:  I’m done with comments for this week for my match against Miss Manners. I’ll have Bill come out and stand before the camera so he can present comments for his upcoming Golden Briefcase Ladder Match for December 2 Dismember V.

After her closing comments Bea walks out of camera view and Bill comes into camera view to present comments for his upcoming match.

20

Climax Control Archives / Bill Barnhart Discusses Another Mixed Tag Team Match

« on: December 01, 2023, 07:46:47 PM »

We are at the Starbucks Coffee in Phoenix, Arizona. Bea Barnhart has finished airing her comments for her and Bill’s Mixed Tag Team match against Eiley and Oliver Zahn and now it is Bill’s turn to present his comments on their upcoming match. Bill holds up his Starbucks drink which is a Mango-Dragon Fruit drink.

Bill:  After Bea’s amazing comments on our upcoming Mixed Tag Team match against Oliver Zahn and Eiley I have to admit her comments are a hard act to follow but I will present my comments to the best of my ability.

Bill takes a drink of his Mango-Dragon Fruit drink then he begins his comments.

Bill:  Well, Oliver, being the honest person that I am I will inform the viewers that I comment you on winning our Non-Title Mixed Tag Team match on October 8, 2023, at Climax Control 375. You won by submission and I comment you on that accomplishment. However, Oliver, we also must take into consideration that you and Eiley have been on a greased slide down to the pits of despair and failure and I see no way out of that failure and despair for you two. I know what you are going to say. You will say that you are tentatively  assigned to the Mixed Tag Team Championship Match at December 2 Dismember V. Uh. . .you should know by now that even though you are “TENTIVELY” assigned to that match when me and Bea defeat you at Climax Control 380 we will be the likely team to be assigned to the Mixed Tag Team Championship match while you two get pushed aside. I don’t give a damn if you think that could happen or not but for damn sure me and Bea are planning on winning our match against you and Eiley and getting assigned to the Mixed Tag Team Championship match at December 2 Dismember V instead of you and Eiley.

Bill pauses his comments for a short time while he drinks, and enjoys, his Mango-Dragon Fruit drink.

Bill:  Oliver I want you to know something else. Something else other than me and Bea are going to defeat you at Climax Control 380 and you and Eiley will get taken out of the Mixed Tag Team Championship match and we will be put in place of you for that match. No. . .that’s not what I wanted to tell you. I want to tell you that you have become a joke to the other members of the Roster. You have become a joke to the fans. You have suffered numerous losses and you have lost what little reputation you had and you have hit rock bottom. The other wrestlers don’t respect you. The fans don’t respect you. The Staff doesn’t respect you. And for damn sure me and Bea don’t respect you. To put it in simple terms you two were what we call a one-hit wonder and you haven’t done a damn thing worthy of recognition since.

Bill laughs loudly and then he takes another gulp of his Mango-Dragon Fruit drink. Bill then flashes a huge grin into the camera.

Bill:  Tell me something Oliver. Are my comments irritating you> Are my comments pissing you off? Are my comments causing you to fume? Are my comments hitting home that you and Eiley were once looked up to and now that you are so far down in the rankings that nobody even wants to look down upon you that you are beginning to realize you and Eiley are jokes? Don’t try to blame me and don’t try to blame Bea. The people responsible for your demise and loss of status in Sin City Wrestling are you and Eiley.

Bill finishes off his Mango-Dragon Fruit drink then he gazes deeply into the camera.

Bill:  Myself and Bea had a discussion recently concerning your decline in the sport of Wrestling and we came up with some graphics we will have the Network put up on the screen so the viewers will know how far you have declined from what you once were. The first graphic represents how you have wilted away from what you once were as wrestlers.

The Network puts up the first graphic which is of a wilted house plant.

Bill:  When house plants get this bad they are usually thrown into the trash as they cannot be saved. That’s how you two are these days. There is no way for you two to salvage your wrestling careers so you need to be tossed into the trash. The next graphic I will have the Network put up is that of an extremely dirty swimming pool.

The Network takes off the graphic of the wilted house plant and replaces it with the graphic of an extremely dirty swimming pool.

Bill:  Just as a dried up house plant needs to be tossed into the trash so a swimming pool this filthy takes forever to drain, clean, and sanitize it before the pool can be used again. Sorry for you two but there isn’t enough time left in the world to clean you two up and return you to your former glory. Next I will have the Network put up a graphic of something you two should be familiar with. It is a graphic of a glass of milk that was knocked over and spilled onto the floor.

The Network takes down the graphic of the dirty pool and replaces it with the graphic of a glass of spilled milk.

Bill:  A glass of spilled milk on the floor and carpet eh? Man that’s some nasty crap. You can never get all the milk cleaned up out of the carpet so you end up with not only a stained carpet but one that smells of rotten milk. You two had the appearance of two full glasses of fresh milk then you let your milk sour and rot and now you have nothing to show for all your previous hard work. Just as with a glass of milk spilled on the floor and carpet can never be cleaned to 100 percent perfection so your careers can never be cleaned up and revived to return you two to where you once were in the sport of Wrestling. And, finally, we have come to the last graphic I want you to view. Now isn’t that a relief for you two that I am nearly done exposing you? This graphic the Network will put up on the screen is that of rotten fruit.

The Network takes down the graphic of the spilled milk and replaces it with a graphic of rotten fruit.

Bill:  Just as fruit that is not eaten in time ends up rotting to the point where it has to be thrown away so you two got lazy careless and you allowed your wrestling careers to rot away and now you have no way to resolve the pathetic situation your wrestling careers are in. As with my other examples n graphics fruit that is in this bad of condition needs to be tossed out into the trash. So there you have it. Oliver and Eiley you two are sour, rotten, spoiled, and dirty, and there is nothing anyone can do to help you save your wrestling careers so you two are going to be put out in the trash so that the remaining wrestlers in Sin City Wrestling can clean up the mess you made of your careers and we will continue to bring honor and respect to Sin City Wrestling. As Bea said during her comments we want you two to retire from the sport of wrestling so that the other wrestlers and the fans don’t have to ensure watching your pathetic performances in the ring.

Bill glances at Bea and smiles.

Bill:  I am done with my comments for our upcoming match. Both me and Bea are done commenting on our upcoming match and the rest of our comments and actions will be during our match against Eiley and Oliver Zahn.

Pages: [1] 2 3 ... 15