NO ROOM FOR DRAMA
Narrator: It looks like Bea is going to enjoy her upcoming match at Climax Control 426 as she is in the opening match and the opening match of wrestling events are the matches that usually set the tone for the entire event. Bea’s opponent is Kate Steele who has been, in the past anyway, a good player in the wrestling ring. However there is some background stuff going on with Kate which I honestly don’t have all the information I need so that I could comment on them so I will end my comments here and Bea can pick up the comments to give her perspective on her match against Kate Steele for Climax Control 426.
The scene shifts from the Narrator to a panning shot of Prescott Valley, Arizona. When they are done panning around the area the Network switches to the feed from another camera which is already set up in the hotel room of Bea Barnhart. Bea is accompanied by her husband, and fellow Sin City Wrestling wrestler, Bill Barnhart. When the light on the camera goes on indicating the camera person is live broadcasting Bill and Bea take a seat on the couch in the hotel room. Bea is wearing one of her trademarked dresses she wears when serving as the Manager for Bill and Felix and Bill is in casual attire of blue jeans and a pullover grey shirt.
Bea: Thank you for joining me for the lead up to Climax Control 426 where I have the opening match against Kate Steele. I will comment to her shortly but I wanted to make sure everyone watches knows my Husband, Bill Barnhart, is so Bill could you make a few opening comments?
Bill: Of course Bea. I am Bill Barnhart and I am one of the wrestlers in Sin City Wrestling. I am blessed to have Bea in my life both as my wife and my Manager. And for the benefit of you viewing our comments you need to know that I don’t go to ringside and work at Bea’s Manager. I am a wrestler and I don’t care to do the Manager thing. Bea will be on her own against Kate Steel but Bea is going to easily defeat Kate and return Kate to her previous retirement status.
Bea: I would like to start my comments by stating that I always find it interesting when a wrestler leaves the sport of wrestling then returns some time down the way. Kate perhaps left the sport of wrestling may have left the sport of wrestling due to not be able to compete well against the other wrestlers. Some wresters leave the sport of wrestling due to injuries they sustained in the wrestling ring then they try to make a comeback and that usually fails to turn out well. Others, like you Kate, seem to have gotten into some sort of issue with the Owners of Sin City Wrestling. The way I read the comments placed on the card it took some intense negotiating with Mark Ward and Christian Underwood to come to somewhat of an agreement to allow you back into Sin City Wrestling. So tell me Kate what did you really do that ticked Management off against you that caused you to leave the sport of wrestling? What did you really do to tick off Management that it took intense negotiations between Mark and Christian to finally allow you back into the Federation? To be honest with you the real reason, or reasons, you left Sin City Wrestling, then asked to come back, and it took major negotiating between Mark and Chris, to finally allow you back, is none of my business, but beating you down in our match and sending you back into retirement is on my bucket list for our match.
Bill: Damn Bea! I thought I was the one with the hard-hitting comments, digs, and insults on opponents.
Bea: I learned from the best, Bill, as I learned from you. I know we are in the middle of airing comments for Climax Control 426 but we have a previously scheduled video call with Felix Hernandez. The video call will be short. Felix returned to Athens, Georgia, and right now he is at our home in Lawrenceville, Georgia, to visit with our English Bulldog Iris. So please excuse the interruption to my comments on my upcoming match as we spend a little bit of time with Iris and Felix and of course our neighbor Andrew who takes care of Iris when we are traveling with Sin City Wrestling.
Bea is in her video call app on her laptop computer and she connects with the laptop that Iris is using, with the help of Andrew and Felis, at home in Lawrenceville, Georgia.
Bea: Okay Iris this is how this call is going to go. I want you to sit quietly for now while I talk with Uncle Andrew and Uncle Felix to find out how things have been going while we are on tour. I might ask you follow-up questions later if there appears to be any contradiction in what has been discussed. I will start with you, Andrew, since you are a trusted neighbor in Lawrenceville, Georgia, and you are the caregiver for Iris when we are away on wrestling tours.
Andrew: Go ahead Bea.
Bea: Did Senor Vinnie send Pete the Cactus to Lawrenceville, Georgia, to spend time with Iris and did he and Iris behave?
Andrew: Yes Pete had a very nice visit with Iris and Iris enjoyed having Pete for the visit. The two of them behaved and when it was bed time they slept in different rooms. Pete took a flight back to his home after his two day visit. All is good.
Bea: How about you Felix? Since you arrived back in Georgia and you are there visiting Iris how do you feel Iris is doing.
Felix: Pete had already returned home when I came to visit Iris. I can tell Iris is perked up by the visit from Pete. Iris is glowing and she has stars in her eyes so she is doing very well. Andrew is a blessing for you two and Iris for him to take care of her as well as he does.
Bea: Thanks Felix for the feedback. And thanks Andrew for taking care of Iris for us. When there is a break in our wrestling assignments the one who has the break will come home to you for a visit like what Uncle Felix just did. You have been a good girl Iris so I do not need to go over anything with you at this time.
Bea ends her video call with Iris and she returns her attention to the camera to continue with her comments for her upcoming match against Kate Steele.
Bea: So, Kate, let me run down a bit of Sin City Wrestling history for you so that you know who and what you are dealing with in our match. There was another wrestler in Sin City Wrestling who was all up in everyone’s face spewing bullshit of how great a wrestler she was. Her name? Violet Amelia Holt. How many matches did I have against Violet you may be wondering? I had six matches with the sixth match being a Mixed Tag Team event with me and Bill facing off against Violet and her tag team partner. Kate out of those six matches I had against Violet Amelia Holt can you take a guess how many of those matches I won? Oh. . . come on…please take a guess. No? I figured you would probably chicken out. Of those six matches I had against Violet Amelia Holt I won SIX of those matches. And, Kate, can you guess how many of those matches against Violet I won by submission or knockout? Huh? What? Again you don’t want to guess? I won ALL SIX of those matches by submission or knockout. Then what happens? I end up not getting assigned to matches for the Bombshell Roulette Championship which is the Championship I really wanted to obtain. Yes you heard me correctly. Even after obtaining win after win after win in Roulette Rules matches I was not assigned to a Roulette Championship match before they gave a shot to Violet Amelia Holt. But there is a silver lining to the story. I am still active in wrestling and Violet hasn’t been heard from in years. That tells you all you have to know.
Bill: Damn Bea! You sure are in total bitch mode leading up to your match with Kate Steele.
Bea: Yes I am and yes I will run over Kate like I ran over Violet Amelia Holt.
Bill: Let the viewers know what you are thinking leading up to this match.
Bea: I honestly don’t know why Kate left Sin City Wrestling. I have no idea if it was due to misconduct, or injury, or something else. I will state that if it took significant discussions between Management officials to finally come to an agreement whether to allow Kate back into Sin City Wrestling then that says a hell of a lot. That makes me believe that one of the Management persons didn’t want Kate back and the other one wanted her back. So I make the assumption that I am the person they selected to take Kate on in her return match. That makes me feel good that Management thinks that well of me. Although our match is a Standard Rules match there is always a chance that Management might change it to a Hardcore Rules match, or some other really difficult match, which allows me to show off my all-around abilities in the wrestling ring.
Bill: Are you planning to present any direct comments to Kate or are you keeping your comments as general in nature?
Bea: Oh, Bill, you know me well enough to know that I am going into full-blown in-your-face bitch mode on Kate for our match!
Bill: I knew you would do that but I still wanted to ask you the question so that my question to you and your answer are officially on record.
Bea flashes a huge smile into the camera, then she gives two thumbs up, then Bea goes into her comments for the benefit of Kate Steele. Bea raises one finger into the camera to indicate her first item she will relate to Kate.
Bea: Oh, Kate, how I would hate to be in your shoes in this match facing me as you are going to be so humiliated after I beat you down and defeat you that you will go off into retirement again. I told you about my experience of having faced Violet Amelia Holt in 6 matches. I defeated her every time with a submission or knockout. And, Kate, I already informed you that for me to accomplish those six wins, and still not get a shot at the Bombshell Roulette Championship right away, makes me want to destroy you and hopefully Management will place me back into the Roulette Championship contendership.
Bea looks intently into the camera and she holds up two fingers to indicate the second item she will relate to Kate.
Bea: Kate I will admit that I don’t have the best win-loss record in Sin City Wrestling and that is okay. The reason I am in Sin City Wrestling is that I enjoy the sport of wrestling. I have faced some of the top names in Sin City Wrestling and several times I have defeated those so-called undefeatable Bombshells who feel they cannot be defeated. Now you come out of retirement and get a match against me. I have no clue if Management just threw you in this match with me or if they wanted you to be assigned against me so that they can amuse themselves while I destroy you and win our match. We will find out the answer to that on Sunday.
Bea now holds up three fingers to indicate the third item she will relate to Kate.
Bea: Kate you know that I am a good wrestler. You know that I prefer making opponents submit rather than just pinning them for the win. You know that I can take the hits and send them back to my opponents with more force and pain than my opponents can do to me. Think about that before you step into the ring with me on Sunday.
Bea holds up four fingers this time to designate the fourth item she will relate to Kate.
Bea: The fourth item I want to bring to your attention is that I am coming into our match at 5 feet 5 inches and 130 pounds and you are coming into our match at 5 feet 2 inches and 110 pounds. With my 3 inches of height over you and 20 pounds more weight than you gives me the advantage and I will use my advantage to quickly defeat you in our match. Another thing I thought of was that with your ring rust from being out of wrestling action for so long is going to hurt you in our match. Maybe you hit the gym now and then to get ready to return to active wrestling but maybe you didn’t but honestly. It honestly doesn’t matter as I will easily defeat you anyway.
Bea looks again into the camera and this time with a huge smile of success on her face as she will deliver the fifth item she wants to say to Kate Steele.
Bea: Kate I realize that someone like you with the name Steele probably believes they are unbreakable, they are durable, and they are strong. I can make the assumption that not having wrestled in a long time that you are trying to use every term and example to try to get everyone to believe that you are not damaged goods. Although your name is STEELE and you want to try to portray yourself to the world as a wrestler who is as strong and durable as steel there is a problem with your reasoning. Steele is not an item you simply find in the ground. It is made by combining IRON and CARBON so that it is classified as an ALLOY and not a pure metal. That is where you are thinking along the wrong line. Since steel is primarily composed of Iron and Carbon the Iron reacts with Oxygen and water that means is forms rust which is called Iron Oxide. This, straight up, is corrosion. The main way you can attempt to get ride of the rust would be to grind the steel item down to get rid of the rust but that also causes the main portion of the steel item to get so worn down that it is no longer strong and useful. After you reach the point where you can no longer grind away the rust, but still have a viable piece of steel, you have something that is, in reality, weak and useless. That’s the perfect description of you Kate. You are rusted up. You tried to remove the rust. In the process of trying to remove the rust, you weakened yourself to where you are no longer useful. Man that must make you feel like crap! HAR HAR HAR!!!
Bea roars with laughter until she can regain her composure.
Bill: Well stated Bea! Is there anything else you want to present for the benefit or insult of Kate Steele or are you done with your comments for today?
Bea: I am done with my comments for today. I believe Kate heard enough to make her want to go back into hiding but that’s okay. I do not have any sympathy for her returning to active wrestling with the description of her being DAMAGED GOODS as I plan on damaging the goods even further. That’s all I have to say for now.
Bill motions to the camera person and tells them that since Bea is done presenting her comments for her upcoming match that they can cut their camera feed now. The camera person informs the Network that they are ready to cut their camera feed. The Network tells them to cut their camera feed and when they do the Network returns to broadcasting the normally scheduled programming for this time slot.
