Underground Contendership match
Veronica Taylor vs Krystal Wolfe vs Halo Annis vs Valentina vs Celeste North vs Delia Darling
Darlyn: This next match is the Underground Contendership Battle Royal!!!!
The crowd pops as the SCU Theme song Crawling After You starts to play. The competitors start making their way down. The fans pop...
Darlyn: First on the way to the ring… one half of Le Coven... Celeste North!!! Next, she’s a member from the GO Gym… Krystal Wolfe… Next, Mahlo Annis!!!
The cheers turn to boos all of a sudden…
Darlyn: Please welcome next… Valentina… next Veronica Taylor!!!
The boos get louder as Vero walks down. The boos can still be heard but a few cheers are heard…
Darlyn: And last… 2020 SCW Hall of Famer… Delia Darling!!!!
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Gena: Veronica ducks out of the ring, which is her go-to move in these sorts of situations. She goes underneath the ring as Celeste pounces on Darling!
Chad: Valentina tries her best to fend off Krystal and Halo, but they back her into the corner. Halo and Krystal stomp her down to a seated position.
Gena: Celeste throws hands with Darling, but Darling isn’t holding back either as the two roll around on the mat, punches flying.
Chad: Darling gets on top of Celeste and begins choking her. She bangs her head into the mat hard until Celeste claws at her face to break it up.
Gena: Halo stomps on Val for a minute before taking a few steps back. Krystal does a Leapfrog off of Halo’s shoulders and hits a Missile Dropkick to Val’s face!
Chad: Krystal turns to look at Halo, who then picks her up and dumps her over the top ropes! But Krystal hangs on for dear life!
Gena: Meanwhile, Celeste Clotheslines Darling over the top rope, and she’s hanging on with everything she’s got! Krystal struggles to hold on, while also kicking at Darling.
Chad: Darling slaps back at her, able to grab onto her hair. Halo stomps at Krystal’s midsection, while Celeste rams knee after knee into the chest of Delia Darling!
Gena: Valentina shakes out the cobwebs as she pulls herself up, watching all of this going on. She rushes up behind Celeste and Halo and she grabs onto their hair!
Chad: Val clashes their heads together, and then she does it again! She whips them right into Darling, who already has the ropes pulled down, and both… ALL THREE… topple to the floor!
Darlyn: Celeste North, Delia Darling, and Halo Annis have been eliminated!!!
Gena: Half of the competitors have been eliminated, and Val turns back to kick dirt at the three of them. Her showboating costs her the match when Krystal is able to climb back inside of the ring. !!
Chad: She charges at Val, but Val ducks and goes for a Crescent Kick! But Krystal falls back, taking Val’s leg down with a Dragon Screw!
Gena: Val hooks her legs around Krystal’s neck, and as Krystal stands up, Val arches her back and uses her hands to get them spinning! Val hits a Continuous Whirlybird Headscissors!
Chad: Krystal is clearly dizzy and on the ground as Val goes to lift her up. She tosses her onto the apron and then goes for a Clothesline.
Gena: But Krystal ducks and hits a Shoulderbutt to Val’s midsection! She then comes over with a Sunset Flip, but lifts Val up into a Powerbomb position! She’s looking for the Down Under Thunderbomb!!!
Chad: She goes to drop Val over the top ropes, but Val holds on with her legs. Krystal refuses to go over, and Val refuses to let go until she does.
Gena: Krystal uses her wiles as she steps through the ropes and locks on an inverted Tarantula hold! Val screams out in pain as Krystal tries to wear her down. She keeps it locked on until Val taps out on Krystal’s leg!
Chad: Submissions aren’t valid in this match, but Krystal’s ego has been stroked, and she lets go. Which is a huge mistake as Val does what she started to do before the hold!
Gena: She hits a Hurricanrana over the top rope to Krystal, and Krystal hits the ground! Val holds onto the ropes and slides under the bottom rope inside of the ring!
Darlyn: Krystal Wolfe has been eliminated!!!
Chad: Val breathes heavily as she stands up tall. She walks off the tarantula hold as she taunts the crowd, laughing at them as she signals for around her waist.
Gena: As she turns to gloat in the other direction, Veronica Taylor slides out from under the ring. She grabs onto the back of Valentina’s head and tosses her to the outside!
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Darlyn: Valentina has been eliminated! Therefore, your winner, going into Night of Champions to take on the Underground Champion… Veronica Taylor!!!
“Turn My Swag On” plays as Veronica nearly falls over, laughing at Valentina, and the crowd for having fallen for this. She steadies herself against the ropes and catches her breath. She fakes wiping sweat from her forehead, even as Valentina rolls back inside of the ring. Veronica flips her hair with a simple “Sorry ‘bout it” leaving her lips. Val charges at her, and Veronica ducks under the ropes. Veronica saunters to the back, walking backwards to make sure she outpaces Valentina. Veronica gets to the back as Val begins having a tantrum on the rampway. The crowd laughs at her, yet again, coming so close, yet being so far away.
We come into a darkened room. Even though we are not there, we can just feel how cold it is in there. Along with the sounds of a slow water drip, we can also hear the squeaking of rats, and the squeaks multiply. Then, we see the infamous yellow ex’s and the stitched mouth lit up in the distance. Just as we think that is it, another yellow mask lights up a few feet closer. And then another even closer. Soon, about 9 masks light up in various spots of the room. The eerie striking of the violin prompts a light to come on, illuminating the room ever so slightly. In the middle of the crowd, we see Skag bent backwards as far as he can possibly go. The bow is in position to play once more, as the violin is against his chin. On the forehead of Skag is his most favored rat, Hecate. His head turns ever so slightly as Hecate moves to maintain balance. Skag smiles at the camera.
Skag: Hallo und willkommen to the show… Wie gehts. I am your host, Skag. Und tonight, I am making my official unmasked debut.
Oh, but Skag, you wrestled unmasked at High Stakes X, ja?
Ja. Und it was glorious mein freunds. I was not only part of the winning team, but I ambiguously disappeared into the mix. Truth be told, I sat under the ring und watched Carter go to “Pound Town” as Ada called it. A favorite destination for both Carter and I, ja.
Skag slowly leans up and Hecate crawls to the top of his head. He uses his violin as a way to prop himself up like a cane. He extends one arm with the bow and then takes a bow.
Skag: But tonight. Oh, tonight is not about fun. Nein. Tonight is about business. You got a putrid taste of Skag 13 days ago, but tonight, you dine on the main course. Tonight I see Coby Quik und Jamie Staggs as the poor people who stand in mein way. Innocent bystanders caught in the middle of a trainwreck that is Skag versus Javier Gonzalez.
Skag spins around on his heels as the yellow masked people begin to weave around him in synchronicity. Like a conductor, he uses his bow to orchestrate while we come around to face him once more.
Skag: I have nothing against Javi. Nein. As a matter of fact, I consider him a friend. We have been close. But there is one understanding in GRIME, and that is no holds barred. No friends when the bell rings. The more we like each other, the more respect we want from them, and the more we will beat the scheiße out of one another to earn that respect.
Call it backward thinking if you must, but there is a reason GRIME is still around. Grit. Fortitude. Heat. We are basically Veronica Taylor’s with guts and talent and intellect. Actually, we are nothing like Veronica Taylor. But we get extra one hundred dollars to drop her name because Gianni performs coitus with the brainless troll.
Skag licks his lips as Hecate comes down and sniffs at his tongue. He slowly brings it back in and gives Hecate a kiss on the nose.
Skag: Back to mein point. Tonight, the Uncensored TV Championship contenders match for Night of Champions belongs to GRIME. We can see GRIME versus GRIME when Gold wins the title from Carter tonight. Yellow versus Gold one more time, ja?
Javi will try to stop me, but he has proven his time of dominance is thing of the past, ja? Coby Quik does not have the drive to stand in my way. Not really. He came out strong, but has fizzled out like a sparkler reaching it’s end. Jamie Staggs is the biggest threat to me because, next to me, he has the least regard for his personal safety, und will go to any lengths to win a match. Having trained with this man a few times, I know his tricks, und I will be ready for them. So naturally, this match belongs to me, as it should.
Skag wraps up the conducting, taking another bow before turning back around with the yellow masks stopping in pattern.
Skag: Und just like my performance, this is a wrap. The encore is about to take place, und Skag will start his unmasked career on a high note. Bravissimo, bravissimo.
Skag leans back almost parallel to the ground as Hecate positions herself again, standing up to sniff at the cold air. Skag strikes up the violin, playing a chilling melody as the lights go out, and the yellow masks seem to dance in the dark.
TV Championship Match
GRIME Masked Member Gold Vs Helluva Bottom Carter
Camera’s cut backstage to see the back of Gold as he is seen standing in front of the curtains ready for his match. Sea Green, Saddie Brown, Cyan and Pakistan Green appear on screen.
Saddie Brown: Your match is next right?
Gold: Yes, what’s it to you?
Cyan: Wrong, I have a match next.
Gold has no time to react as the four men attack Gold. They punched him all over until he went down. Then the four men start to stomp on Gold until Gianni runs out to break it up.
Gianni: Enough, you made your point, Grime needs to face Carter to bring the title to GRIME. IF you really think you can do it Cyan then go out there and do it. If you fail… You better not fucking fail GRIME!
TV Championship Match
GRIME Masked Member Cyan Vs Helluva Bottom Carter
Darlyn: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is for the Uncensored Championship! Introducing first, representing the masked members of GRIME, he is… Cyan!
“American Landfill” by 3TEETH plays over the speakers as Cyan runs down the ramp and slides inside of the ring. He stays knelt down for a minute before standing up to his feet. He settles into a corner and looks right at the curtains.
Glee Cast Version of “I Know What Boys Like” begins to play and Carter steps through the curtains, holding an ankle length, sleeveless black robe closed in front of him. he then whips it open, revealing his ring attire of a printed belly t, booty shorts and thigh high boots. He holds one hand behind his head while running the other hand down his body while grinding his hips to the music.
Darlyn: From Seattle, Washington, weighing 176 pounds, he is the "Hardcore Bottom" -- Helluva Bottom Carter!
Carter drops the robe to the stage and runs toward the ring, slapping hands offered out to him all around the ringside area. He then hops up onto the ring apron in a split and slides beneath the bottom rope. He crawls seductively on all fours until he arrives in his corner. He pulls himself up and then lays across the top corner, awaiting the start of the match.
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Gena: Carter, looks around ringside as Saddie Brown, Sea Green and Pakistan Green surround the ring. Carter points at the men outside as SCU Ref Jade takes notice but tells Carter to focus on his new opponent Cyan.
Ada: Carter looks at Cyan, Carter bounces up and down swinging in the air showing he’s ready… Cyan does the same thing in a mocking manner. Carter now does two jumping jacks, Cyan does the same to mock Carter. Cyan Points at his fellow grime mates and three of them start mocking Carter with their own version of jumping jacks.
Gena: Carter looks around then back at Cyan, Carter cracks his neck… Carter does the same as does the friends outside the ring.
Ada: The mind games begin, Carter is falling right into the trap!
Gena: Carter looks around then back as Cyan. Carter points towards the production area. House Music starts playing now, I guess it’s party time… It is party time as Carter starts shaking his ass. Carter winks as Cyan then turns around, Carter pops his booty out for Cyan to look at…
Ada: The plan works as Cyan charges at Carter for a clothesline…
Gena: Carter drops down for a split as he pops his butt. Cyan misses his clothesline as he hits the ropes and bounces off. Cyan charges at Carter going for a boot to Carter face but Carter leans back to lay his back on the mat while moving his legs in and wrapping them around Cyan’s standing leg.
Ada: Carter turns his body causing Cyan’s knee to give up from under him which drops him to the mat. Carter gets on top of Cyan. Carter goes for a punch but Cyan gets his hands up to block it. Carter tries again with no luck.
Gena: CArter now starts gracing his hands on Cyan’s chest. Cyan moves his hands from his face to push Carter’s hands away from rubbing on him but Carter uses that gap to hit Cyan in the face with a legal forearm…
Ada: Saddie Brown, Sea Green, and Pakistan Green get on the apron. Carter gets off of Cyan and looks around as he tries to see what the three men plan on doing. Ref Jade yells at the men to get off the apron but I’m not sure why, I mean, they’re just standing there doing nothing wrong.
Gena: Cyan swings his leg around and leg sweeps Carter to the mat. Cyan gets to his feet. Saddie Brown, Sea Green, and Pakistan Green jump off the apron. Cyan kicks Carter in the chest, Carter grabs on to Cyan's foot keeping it on his chest.
Ada: Carter rolls over holding Cyan’s leg forcing him to fall to the mat on top of Carter in an odd position. Cyan grabs the back on Carter’s head by his short hair.
Gena: Carter looks like he likes it as he yells Yes! Cyan lets go then swings a closed fist to the back of his head. Cyan hits Carter again, Carter lets go of Cyan’s foot. Cyan pushes Carter away to get his leg from under Carter’s body to get to his feet.
Ada: Saddie Brown slides in the ring. Jade runs over to him and orders him out of the ring. Carter gets to his feet, the two tie up, Cyan, Irish whip Carter to the ropes, no, Carter reverses it causing Cyan to head to the ropes.
Gena: Saddie slides out of the ring, Jade tries to turn around to face the ring again but collides with Cuyan, knocking her to the mat. Carter pulls Cyan off of Jade, the rest of the GRIME men slide in the ring.
Ada: Yup, Carter is screwed now. Cyan gets to his feet and grabs Carter from behind. Saddie, Sea Green, and Pakistan Green go in and attack Carter with fist and kicks. CYan lets go of Carter as Carter goes to the mat and curls up to cover as best he can.
Gena: This is uncalled for! GRIME, always using the number games.
Ada: Cyan grabs on to Carter’s legs as Sea Green grabs on to Carter’s arms. They stretch Carter as Saddie Brown gets on the top turnbuckle… Saddie jumps off for a frog splash!!!
The crowd cheers as Krystal and Ari run out with baseball bats. Sea Green sees this and grabs Saddie and Pakistan Green.
Gena: Now it’s more fair… Oh where are you all going now?
Pakistan Green, Saddie Brown and Sea Green leave the ring and jumo the barricade to escape. Krystal and Ari go chase after them.
Ada: Cyan drags Jade to the middle of the ring. Carter slowly tries to sit up, Jade does the same. Cyan runs to the corner then runs towards Carter hitting him with a punt kick to the head. Cyan gets on top of Carter as Jade goes for the count.
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Liam: Your winner of this match.... And your new GRIME!!!!! Uncensored Television Champion… CYAN!!!!!!!!
Ada: Another SCu title now under GRIME Wrestling!
Gena: For now, rest assured, Carter will not let this go and Lexa I’m sure is already at her desk working on how to fix this bullshit.
Ada: Bullshit? This is the greatest thing that could have happened this Saturday night… You’re fucking welcome WGN! You wanted ratings on Saturdays, you just got it!
Cyan gets handed the title, Cyan takes it and exits the ring. He goes up the rampway with a shower of boos. Cyan shrugs it off as he flaunts the title to the crowd to rub it in.
Gena: Bullshit, WGN wants wrestling, not four on one gand attacks for cheap wins.
Ada: Whatever, spin it how you want. CArter had a match, he lost, fair and square. Carter can earn a title match when Gianni is ready to offer him one.
The screen slowly fades into Earl, Stewart, and Dahlia.
Earl: Since your arrival in SCU as members of GRIME, we’ve watched your progress, and to be honest, we’re slightly impressed, but for as good as you’ve been Jeckels, we’ve been setting the standard around here for a long time.
Stewart: That’s right, Honor Wrestling, Northern Lights Wrestling, we’ve been the measuring sticks.
Dahlia: we’ve held championships multiple times, now are paths finally cross Team Canada versus the Jeckel family, now many folks think you may have the advantage being a family and all, but we’ve proved our worth over time.
Stewart: Episode 77, we battle not just for bragging rights, but for the right to see which brand main events Night Of Champions.
Earl: Since this war with GRIME started Team Canada has taken the leadership rule, we’ve taken the war to GRIME week in and week out, at Episode 77, Team Canada vs the Jeckels, a match fans will take about for years to come, a match that we will be victorious. We have no intention of letting SCU down, SCU will be the main event Night of Champions.
Stewart: And you can take that to the bank.
The doors to the boiler room open up and we go inside to see the altar of Le Coven set up with candles glowing, and a cauldron in the middle of the table. There are crystals and various herbs and instruments spread amongst the table, along with a box of sea salt. Jenifer and Celeste are softly chanting behind the table as Celeste stirs the cauldron.
However, the referee walks up to Celeste and Jenifer, clearing his throat as he looks at the two ladies. They open their eyes, but do not stop chanting.
Referee: You two need to get the fuck outta here so we can start this match. I ain’t gonna tell you again.
Celeste and Jenifer ignore the request of the referee as they continue to chant. He blinks a couple of times and then shrugs his shoulders. He turns to the door as Donovan Rayne and Bentley Black come walking into the room. They scoff at the messy scene, and then look at one another as they spot Celeste and Jenifer.
Donovan: The least they could have done would be to clear the trash out of here before making the likes of us fight in it.
Bentley: Oh, and you forgot to mention the garbage littering the ground in here. But yeah, definitely the witchy chicks with their weird weed sitting out all over the table.
Celeste sneers at them and then narrows her eyes.
Celeste: Gaia, Goddess of the Moon, please cleanse this spot of all negativity, and ignorant misogyny.
Jenifer: Et s'ils ne le font pas déjà, écoutez notre prière pour ensorceler ces idiots avec de petits pénis. (And if they don't already, please hear our prayer to hex these idiots with small penises.)
Celeste: Too late…
The two resume their quiet chanting as theFAME members mock Le Coven. The door is shoved open as Lord Raab and Samuel McPherson enter the boiler room. They storm at theFAME quickly, wasting no time as they drop the belts on the ground.
Celeste: Seems like these two are her harbingers of punishment. Let’s stick around for this one…
Hardcore Tag Team Championship
Boiler Room Match
The Monstimals vs theFAME
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Ada: Donovan and Bentley try to make a run for the door, either in an attempt to win the titles, or just to escape The Monstimals.
Gena: Don’t be silly. These two are… yeah, probably just trying to escape The Monstimals. But Donovan finds himself victim to a Big Boot from Sam.
Ada: Bentley ducks under a Throat Thrust from Raab and kicks backward at Raab’s knee, taking him down to one knee. He then lands several punches to the top of Raab’s head.
Gena: Raab rushes him at the altar of Le Coven and shoves him onto it, causing the two ladies to jump back. He pummels Bentley before Bentley reaches over and grabs a jagged quartz crystal.
Ada: He basically stabs Raab in the arm with it. Raab hollers out in pain, and then swings at Bentley. Bentley blocks with the crystal, and it stabs into Raab’s hand!
Gena: Bentley kicks Raab off of him, and Sam whips Donovan right on top of Bentley. Sam charges over and grabs Bentley by the back of the head. He dunks his head into the cauldron!
Ada: That shit looks hot, too! Bentley tries to push himself off of the cauldron, but Sam holds him firmly in place. Donovan comes to the rescue, jabbing Sam in the eye with a lit candle!
Gena: Sam stumbles backward, and Donovan charges forward with a Back Heel Kick that takes Sam off his feet! Donovan goes to check on Bentley, who seems to be doing better than expected.
Ada: But Raab picks up the cauldron and smashes it over the head of Donovan. Raab lifts Donovan up and drops him right through the table, as everything comes crashing down on top of him!
Gena: No! Raab helps Sam up and the two start walking toward the door. Raab picks up a box of salt and dumps it over Bentley and Donovan before he walks away, and the candles set it ablaze!
Ada: Raab and Sam walk through the door, but not without picking up the belts they dropped on their way in. They put the belts over their shoulders and walk out the door!
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Liam: Here are your winners and STILL Hardcore Tag Team Champions… Lord Raab and Samuel McPherson… The Monstimals!!!
TV Championship contendership Match
Jamie Staggs vs Coby Quik vs Javier Gonzalez vs Skag
Darlyn: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is to determine the contender to the Uncensored TV Championship!!!
The lights begin flashing. “Party Hard” by Andrew W.K. begins playing over the speakers when the words “Dumbass University” appears across the screen. Just then, a very familiar face comes running from behind the curtains, stomping and running in place as he stands on the edge of the ramp.
Liam: On his way to the ring, from St. Louis, Missouri, standing at 6’4” and weighing in at 205lb, he is the “Vale-dick-torian of Dumbass University” Jamie Staggs…
The crowd cheers as he points his arms out to both sides. He then brings them around to point down toward the ring. He charges down the ramp, slapping hands along the way. He then jumps and rolls inside of the ring under the bottom rope. He holds his arms out like an airplane and he runs around the ring before stopping and spinning.
The first bit of "Welcome to the World" plays through the PA. With each beat, gold lights flash from the top of the stage, bouncing around the arena before finally focusing on the area of the stage between the curtains. Coby steps out onto the stage in his black boxing trunks. His hands are taped and down at his sides. The gold trim on his trunks shine extra bright when the lights hit them. Cheers fill the arena. The camera focuses in on Coby and catches a wide smile grow on his face as he starts to move down the ramp.
Darlyn: Introducing first, from Atlanta, GA standing at 5’10” and weighing in at 168lb, he is… Coby Quik!!!
Coby doesn't stick to the middle of the ramp, slapping the outstretched hands of fans as he moves down the ramp to the ring. He gets to the end of the ramp and hops up on the apron of the ring. Coby turns his back to the ring before wrapping his arms around the top rope and bouncing his feet on the bottom rope, flipping backwards over the top rope and into the ring. He takes a few steps towards the center of the ring and waits for his opponent to come down the ramp.
“Way Down We Go” by KALEO begins playing on the speakers. Camera shifts to the side of the stage to see Javier Gonzalez stepping through the curtains. He has his arms raised in the air as he walks back and forth.
Liam: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand her partner… Coming to the ring from Albuquerque, NM, standing at 5’10” and weighing in at 190lb, he is… Javier… Gonzalez!!!
Javier charges down the rampway and slides inside of the ring. He walks to each corner, stepping up to the second rope as he stares across the crowd with no emotion. After completing all six sides, he stops and settles into his corner.
“The End (Bury Me Down)” by End of Green starts to play around the minute mark over the speakers as a yellow glow is cast over the audience, forming two X’s and a stitched mouth. The crowd begins booing as we look over at the entryway to see the silhouette of Skag, leaning back as far as he can, with his pet rat on his head. Once the music picks up, he moves like a stiffened zombie up to a standing position as the spotlight shines on him.
Liam: Entering the ring, from Frankfurt, Germany, standing at 5’8” and weighing in at 177lb, he is… Skag!!!
Skag puts Hecate on his shoulder as he walks down to the ring, a violin and bow in his hands. He looks directly at the ring, focusing his intent of madness on it. He jumps onto the apron and quickly climbs inside. He raises Hecate up in the air before turning and handing her off to a reluctant crew member. He sheds his black jacket and kicks it to the side as he moves from side to side to loosen up.
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Chad: Coby locks up with Javi as Skag and Jamie go to blows. Coby whips Javi into the ropes, but Javi cartwheels out of the way of a Clothesline. As he comes back, Coby stuns him with a kick to the stomach.
Ada: Coby then plants Javi on the mat with a DDT. Jamie gets whipped into the ropes, and as Skag chases after him, Jamie runs up the corner and flies off with a Senton Splash to Skag.
Chad: SCU has the upper hand right now as Coby pulls Javi to the center of the ring. He bends over to pick up Javi’s legs, but Javi hits an illegal punch to the face of Coby.
Ada: It’s only illegal if the ref sees it. Jamie throws punches at Skag’s face, but Skag is able to block the last one. He grabs Jamie’s arm and stands up, He rolls into a Fujiwara Armbar.
Chad: Javi sees this go down, and he dashes over and drops an elbow across Skag’s head. He picks Jamie up and then whips him into the ropes. He bends over for a Back Body Drop.
Ada: But Jamie kicks him in the face. He bounces off of the ropes and comes back at Javi, but Javi hits a Spear on Jamie, and begins throwing punches at him.
Chad: Javi’s in his feelings, it seems. Coby sneaks up behind Skag and rolls him backward into a pin!
Ada: Jamie goes for a Standing Frog Splash, but Coby rolls out of the way and Jamie connects with Javi. He hooks the leg!
Chad: Coby pulls Jamie off of Javi. Skag rushes in and hits a Crucifix Pin on Coby, grabbing a little bit of tights!
Ada: The referee sees the tights just as Jamie breaks it up anyway with a kick. Skag argues with the referee as Javi rolls him up, skidding his feet across the mat for leverage.
Chad: Jamie and Coby grab onto Javi’s legs and they turn him over. They look to one another and hit a Catapult right into the corner! They high five, but then Coby pulls Jamie into a Busaiku Knee Kick!
Gena: Once he’s settled into the corner, Coby charges with the Quik2Sleep (Leg triangle choke while hanging from a standing opponent)! Before Javi can break it up, Jamie taps out!
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Darlyn: Here is your winner, going to Night of Champions to face the Uncensored TV Champion… Coby Quik!!!
Coby drops off of Jamie and gets back up to his feet. Javi charges at him, but Coby ducks. However, he isn’t so lucky when Skag rushes up behind him and Dropkicks a trash can lid into his back. Skag shouts down at Coby as he and Javi begin stomping wildly on him. They stop only when they see Coby is knocked out. They exit the ring as Jamie crawls over to check on Coby.
Eyesnsane: Yo, yo, yo…. Look we all see you out here trying to flex. Ya know I’m in the back and I mean the way back like outside. Grillin….
He holds the microphone in the air as the crowd yells “chillin”....
Eyesnsane: Grillin and chillin… and we got a screen we see what’s going down and here you are out here saying this and that wanting to make this kind of match and fight this person. I mean come on man… If the world were a perfect place. I would make my own matches too. After all, I am the greatest SCU Combat champion in the entire universe. So much so that it has to be hard for you not being the Combat champion. Here’s an idea, picture this. The greatest SCU Combat champion against father G. Title versus title at Night of Champions. I think all the fans in the SCU universe would like to see Eyesnsane the Combat champion hand out yet another beat down. That’s the match I would make, hell it could be the night of combat….
Just then, we hear footsteps coming toward the grilling section. The camera turns to see Father Gerald, Andrew Borg, Mother Mavis, and Virginia Mae approaching. Gerald has The Good Book open, and ready to read.
Gerald: “The name of the Lord is a strong tower; the righteous run into it and are safe.” Proverbs 18 verse 10. It is the Lord that brings us strength. He is the source of our strength, and those who do not repent for their sins, showing our maker some respect. Do you know the first thing about respect?
Gerald looks like he’s going to wait for an answer, but he does not. He closes the book and hands it over to Mavis.
Gerald: It’s obvious that you don’t. You should have the respect to address me directly. I’m not hard to find, and you know that.
Andrew: Yes you can!
Mavis: Amen, Father Gerald. Amen.
Gerald: It was made abundantly clear that the champions don’t get to make matches when Andrew was unfairly put in a Combat Championship match out of nowhere as punishment. Yet, you want to sit here and gloat about beating him? I’d like to see you do it when he’s prepared for the match. Brother David, maybe. But not Andrew Borg.
Eyesnsane starts laughing…..
Eyesnsane: Let me get this straight. Getting a shot at the most prestigious title in all of SCU, the combat title is unfair. Oh and I don’t gloat, I just deal in the facts homie. A win is a win, and I am the greatest champion in the SCU, and member of the greatest squad in the entire company, also a fact. It says so in your book, ENS 11:11, and so they ventured further into the mailstrom, descending into the torment of insanity. For God so loved Eyesnsane the power and glory was given unto him to whoop that ass, and the asses of asses…
Gerald balls up his fists, ready to go then and there, but Andrew and Mavis hold him back as he growls.
Gerald: Dare you take this sacred text and spin it in sacrilege, twisting the Divine Word is disgusting! It only goes to further my point that you’re a disrespectful punk, running around with other disrespectful punks. Sodomites and heathens, all of you!
Virginia: Father, calm down. You’re giving him exactly what he wants.
Eyesnsane takes out his phone….
Eyesnsane: Siri, what’s a sodimite?
Dax pops up out of nowhere and raises his hand with no shame.
Eyesnsane: Siri, play all my friends are heathens….
As the music plays we see Mickey, Mrs. Right, Michi, and Kaos walk into the area…
Eyesnsane: Now we got a party, you guys want to party? Father G said he likes sodemy, he said he looks over his should but forward to it at the same time. Now I’m not sure how that works but, I do know how to grill meat.
Dax: He wants to do what with my meat?!
Kaos: You see Dax, when two men get together…
Gerald: What? No!
Mrs. Right starts laughing….
Mrs Right: The hell is going on here?
Mavis: I think what is going on here is your friend being disrespectful to my husband, the most righteous man in Sin City, and you would be right to tell him to back off.
While Mavis says this, she is only looking at Eyesnsane the whole time.
Eyesnsane: Whoa… whoa… whoa, now Mavis. Eyesnsane sees that look in your eyes. Now I can only imagine what it’s like being married to a guy who wants to sit on Dax’s lap and read his Christmas wish list. But Eyesnsane knows that look, many a woman give Eyesnsane that look. That’s the look of a woman who wants the Alpha male experience. You wanna ride the ride that makes worlds collide. You wanna drop the zero and get my autograph and special sauce eeh… You in need of some rescue, are you lost babygirl?
Mavis: Why, I never!
Kaos: I thought your kind aren’t supposed to lie.
Dax: If by some chance you’re telling the truth, you should try it sometime. Being bad is so good.
Gerald: My wife’s eyes are up here, boys! And girls. I see you, Mrs. Right, Michi. Ogling my wife right in front of me?
Michi: Correction, I love dick. Not my fault her dick is bigger than yours.
Gerald: You’re going to regret that… As for you, I accept your challenge. Should Lexa confirm it, I will take that Combat Championship and add it to my altar back home in Tulsa. It will look nice there, somewhere it can be respected.
Eyesnsane: Siri….play Trollz….
Mrs. Right backs up and starts twerking…….
Eyesnsane: Ha ha Gerald’s mad, big mad to bad!!!
Gerald just glares at Over the Edge as a whole. He takes back The Good Book and he is seething. He nudges his head back to signal for them to leave.
Gerald: For he is my shepherd, and I am his sheep. I am his right hand, his rod of justice.
Gerald leads The Good Shepherds away, and Dax begins running after them.
Dax: Rod of Justice? Daddy, wait up!
Mickey walks onto the scene with a cigarette hanging loosely from his lips, looking to everyone as if to ask what all is going on and Mrs Right just chuckles. He is holding a bottle of Jack Daniels in his hand.
Mickey: Oi! Gobshite! Ye lot started drinking without me? Bloody ‘ell…
Michi: You see that Eyesnsane, you know what time it is.
Eyesnsane: This part of the program is brought to you by the fine man who makes Jack Daniels and Jack Daniels Accessories.
Castle Jeckel, the Carpathian mountains, Transylvania.
Raisa sits by the fire.
Raisa: Good evening SCU and GRIME, by now, you know who we are. For centuries I have advised the Jeckel Family, and for centuries they have dealt justice to those who have threatened the lives of the Romanian people, and their methods aren’t those of normal people. Team Canada we have observed you since our arrival in SCU, we have watched you battle our GRIME brethren, but no respect for you lies within us.
Jake: Earl, you are truly a leader of many, but even the greatest of leaders fall, we will not fail those who rely upon us to defeat you.
Jack: We are the one you should fear Team Canada, but somewhere inside you you already know this, and while you may not admit this, you know it’s true, when we compete as foes, you will fall as others have fallen before you.
Helena: Dahlia, you have a warrior spirit, but you have never faced one of pure evil as I, and as the dealer of death, you cards have already been dealt, and it spell your end, and GRIME will take it rightful place at the top of Night of Champions.
Raisa: It is written so it shall be done
TV Championship Match
Cordelia Clark vs Queen of Apathy Vs Angel Kash
Liam: The following contest is a GRIME Rules Triple Threat Match, and is for the Uncensored Television Championship!!!
The radio version of "Sucker" by Charli XCX hits the PA system and Cordelia Clark steps through the curtains, instantly drawing some boos from the crowd.
Liam: On her way to the ring, from Princeton, NJ standing at 5’5” and weighing in at 125lb, she is… Cordelia Clllllllllllark!!!
She starts to walk down the ramp, obviously confident in her self-proclaimed, prodigious abilities. She has a smirk on her face as she gets to the ring, obviously enjoying whatever reaction she's getting from the fans. When she enters the ring, she finally acknowledges the "haters" with a 'hush' signal, which only serves to incite them to boo her louder. Cordelia has a laugh to herself at this, as she starts to focus on her match and the song fades.
The lights dim down as the opening beat of "Tear You Apart" begins playing. Once the words begin, a shadow emerges from the back as a slow strobe of white light shows off her curves. As the music picks up, the lights come on to see Apathy standing at the top of the ramp, her hands on her hips, and an expressionless face glowing in the light.
Liam: Making her way to the ring by way of Los Angeles, California, weighing in at 125lb and standing at 5'10" she is... Queen of Apathy…
As she is announced, she struts down to the ring, hearing the fans trying to goad emotion from her. She doesn't give in as she slides under the bottom rope. She turns over on her back and worms her way across the ring before pulling herself part way up in the corner as she waits.
The fans begin to boo loudly as "Superficial" by Heidi Montag hits over the public address system
It aint that easy, it aint that easy
it aint that easy, but it aint so hard
It aint that easy, it aint that easy
it aint that easy, but it aint so hard
As the lights dim and flash gold all over the arena, a lone spotlight forms at the entrance ramp as out from the back first steps Leroy with a stern look on his face. After a few moments, Todd walks out from behind him, looking nervous. As he claps within a few seconds in arrogant and exaggerated fashion, Angel Kash herself walks out as the fans boo loudly.
Liam: And next, from The Hamptons, NY, standing at 5’9” and weighing in at 125lb, she is “The Trillion Dollar Princess”, your Uncensored Television Champion... Angel Kaaaaaaaaaaaashhhhhhhhhh!!!
Hoppin' out the maserati
All I see is paparazzi
Snapping pictures for the
Front cover of a magazine
So I pose in everything I wear
Love to make the people stare
Always center of attention
Lookin' so bootylicious
Angel blows an arrogant kiss to the fans before doing a series of arrogant poses at the top of the ramp. She then says something to Todd and Leroy as they first go ahead, before the arrogant rich blonde bombshell does an arrogant supermodel like strut down to the ring, taunting the fans as she walks by them, before rudely sticking out her hand, and flipping her hair arrogantly as she brushes past the fans, not letting them even come close to touching her. She makes her way up the ring steps with Leroy, holding her hand from the outside, as Todd is standing in front of her on the ring apron. Angel then points down as he holds the ropes for her; she enters and poses in the center of the ring as the fans boo loudly. After that, she lays on the top turnbuckle nonchalantly taunting the fans as Todd hands her a mirror and she admires her beauty.
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Rob: Apathy rushes after Angel, but Angel ducks out of the ring. However, before she can make it very far, Cordelia is right there, and she Clotheslines her to the ground.
Ada: Cordelia stomps away at Angel until Queen comes walking through the ropes and drops down. She and Cordelia look to one another, and then they both stomp on Angel.
Rob: Inter-brand unity? But, it is Angel Kash, so… Queen picks Angel up and holds her in position as Cordelia nails rapid punches to Angel’s midsection and face.
Ada: She learned something from taking on Merlot. Angel leans back and kicks into Cordelia, knocking Apathy backwards. She lands on top, and Kash rolls back. She rushes away.
Rob: I’m pretty sure that she’s hiding under the ring now. Queen gets up and looks around for Angel. She shrugs her shoulders as she lifts Cordelia up.
Ada: She rolls Cordelia inside of the ring. She follows after, but as she gets up, Cordelia rolls her up from behind, snapping her head against the ropes!
Rob: Apathy gets her shoulders up. She picks Cordelia up, and the two struggle for power. Queen knees her in the gut and then goes for a Vertical Suplex.
Ada: Cordelia kicks her feet to stop the momentum. She comes back and nails a Snap Suplex on Queen. She goes for another cover, but Apathy gets her shoulder up before one.
Rob: Queen crawls to the ropes, but Cordelia is quick to wrap Queen up in a Bow and Arrow Stretch. Queen tries to get to the ropes, but this is GRIME Rules, and there are no rope breaks.
Ada: Cordelia has it locked on tight, but Angel rolls inside of the ring with a steel chair. She smacks it over Apathy. Once the hold is broken, Angel smashes Cordelia with the chair.
Rob: She kneels over Cordelia with the chair across her throat, leaning over it as she talks trash.
Angel: You thought it was cute to smack me with the belt earlier tonight? You thought it was cute screwing me out of my belt? How cute is it now, Cordy?
Ada: Queen grabs Angel off of Cordelia, but she’s still woozy from the chair shot. Angel swings the chair backwards, nailing Queen with it. She turns around and begins wailing on Queen with the chair.
Angel: You don’t freaking matter, so stay out of this!
Rob: Angel sets Queen up for the Buyout (Implant DDT) onto the chair! Just then, Cordelia is up behind Angel, and she tosses her to the outside of the ring, hard!
Ada: Cordelia throws the chair outside, right at Angel, stunning her. She drops down to cover Queen! NO!
Rob: Angel gets up and slides inside of the ring, but not in time!
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Liam: Here is your winner and STILL… I mean, NEW Uncensored Television Champion… Cordelia Clark, and NOT Angel Kash!!!
“Sucker” plays and Cordelia instantly rolls outside of the ring. She grabs her belt and holds it up as she mouths at Angel. Angel stomps at the mat and screeches even louder than she did at High Stakes. Cordelia gets a chuckle out of the sight, but overall, she is not amused. She walks backward up the ramp. Angel picks Queen up and drops her with another Buyout, out of frustration.
The crowd boos loudly as Valentina comes rushing down the ramp behind Cordelia. She doesn’t see her coming as Val approaches. However, at the last possible second, she turns around and nails Val in the face with the title belt! She sizes Val up, dropping the belt. As Val slowly gets up, she hits the Heartbreaker (Punch to chest/heart) on Val. She picks up her belt as “Sucker” plays all over again.