Gena: Grey slides outside after GoGo once more, but GoGo flings the chair right in Grey’s face! A second shot, and Grey goes down. She then swings it at Filth, breaking up the hold, and causing Filth to fall to the ground.
Crowd: *SUPER MEGA POP!*
Chad: GoGo is on fire with that chair! She turns around, but Green is right there with the GRIME Hammer (Sister Abigail) onto the dropped chair! Green goes to celebrate, but Halo drags her inside of the ring, threatening to rip the mask off.
Gena: Green goes for a Clothesline, but Halo ducks and kicks Green in the gut and drops her down to the mat with a DDT. As Green rolls over to try to get up, she gets the Black 13 (Claymore Kick)! Halo goes for the pin!!!
Chad: Filth is able to sneak inside of the ring to break the pin up in a last ditch effort to save this match! She picks Halo up from the mat, but Halo shoves her down into the corner and Rain bounces up, nailing the Hard Rain (Kinshasa)! Her and Halo both go for the cover!
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Liam: Here are your winners… Halo Williams and Natural Resources!!!
Crowd: *ULTRA MEGA POP!*
There is no time to celebrate before several masked GRIME members, along with Orange and Crimson, rush the ring and begin hammering down on Rain and Halo. The crowd switches from cheers to wicked boos as GRIME lays a beat down on Halo and her special guests for the night. At the top of the ramp, former SCU GM Tad Ezra stands there, smiling and waving out the rest of GRIME to aid in the annihilation as the show goes off the air.
Chad: Mavis gets out of the hold, and flings the chains across the ring. Grey pushes Mavis off as Mavis holds onto her throat. Grey comes after Mavis, but Mavis ducks a Clothesline. She kicks Grey in the stomach and goes for a DDT, but Grey rushes her into the corner!
Gena: Grey hits several Shoulderbutts before backing up and looking for a Spear. But Mother Mavis moves out of the way and the grabs Grey by the hood and flings her into the ring post and pod! She picks Grey up for the Salvation Slam (Glam Slam)!
Chad: She gives Grey a few good shakes before attempting to land it. However, Grey rolls through and keeps this match going when she locks Mavis into an Armbar! Mavis shouts as she shakes her head.
Gena: After a moment, she is able to twist around just enough to get to a seated position. However, Grey does not let go. Mavis tries to get up, but Grey slams the arm down, keeping the hold locked on.
Chad: Mavis grabs onto the ropes to help her stand up, and she repeatedly elbows Grey in the stomach. She drops her with a DDT. She then lifts Grey up and lands the Salvation Slam! She rolls Grey over for the cover!
*Clank! Clank! Clank!*
Liam: Grey has been eliminated! Therefore, STILL your SCU Hardc… Heavenly Tag Team Champions… The Good Shepherds!!!
Mavis can’t believe it as “Spirit In the Sky” plays over the speakers. She accepts the belts as Gerald and Ginny rush back inside of the ring, with David limping behind. They hug onto Mavis as a white light shines down upon them. Ginny and Mavis hold the belts as Gerald reaches into his back pocket and places a copy of The Good Book on top of Grey.
Celeste: Funny, I want to gather everyone together to fight GRIME yet I still have a title to defend. The SCU women, we have matches to give the fans but we need to stand as one against GRIME.
A chanting is heard coming from a distance in the boiler room. The chants get louder as those chanting appear to get closer.
Celeste: It’s now time Jenifer.
Jenifer signals for the camera to cut away.
The lights in the venue are down as we see the mask colors of Gold, Indigo, Cyan, Sea Green, Yellow, Cadet Blue, Orchid, Celeste, Pakistan Green, Jade, and Light Blue spread across the stage.
Chad: Oh, what the hell is this about? Go rain on somebody else’s parade!
“American Landfill” by 3TEETH starts to play over the speakers as white lights flash upon the stage to show off Dying Breed, The Jeckels, Max Burke, The Monstimals, Omasa, Hitamashii, Jacob Johnson, Javier Gonzalez, Eric Weaver, Jerry Cann, Andrey Azarov, Jim the Clown, Rory Rockefeller, Sister Esther, Ruby, Queen of Apathy, Piper Beckett, Vixen and Kittie all standing behind the masked members.
Gena: That’s basically the entire GRIME roster! This doesn’t look good…
Just then, former GRIME GM, Tad Ezra comes walking out with the new GRIME GM, Gianni Di Luca. Angel of Filth is walking beside them with a microphone in her hand.
Filth: Hello all my filthies! Did ya miss me?
Filth: Fuck me… That’s the warmest reception I think I’ve ever gotten. Looks like winning the Mayhem Survival 4 match gets you all kinds of perks.
Filth pulls a bag from her back. She struggles with the zipper for a second, maintaining the microphone. She finally unzips the bag and reaches inside. She pulls out a wad of cash. She sniffs it and then sighs into the microphone.
Filth: Ahhhhh… That smells like twenty G’s! I can only imagine what each of you could do with this money. And, I am an angel afterall, so…
Filth rears her arm back, ready to toss the money out into the crowd. Social distancing goes by the wayside for a minute as people gather for handouts. But then, Filth laughs and puts the money back into the bag.
Filth: Yeah right! I’m going to blow this on skanky Vegas strippers and one epic fucking house party! Get outta here.
Filth flips the crowd off as the new GM of GRIME takes the microphone.
Gianni: Now that ya all got what ya came here to see, tawkin’ to the winner of the Mayhem Survival who gave us the right for fifty-fifty bookings, lemme throw some of the boring tidbits at ya.
Gianni, Tad, and Filth begin walking down to the ring. The entire roster of GRIME follows after them. They get to the head of the ring, and the roster begins to surround it. Gianni stays at the head of the ring, looking at the 12 competitors inside of the ring, all watching their backs.
Gianni: Tonight was the first night that we got to see them fifty-fifty bookings hard at work. We got to see Piper Beckett defeat Indigo. Jim the Clown picked up his first victory against Jacob Johnson, who redeemed himself when he, Jerry Cann, and The Monstimals defeated the Dying Breed. Helena Jeckel was victorious over Vixen. Omasa brutalized Cadet Blue… All in all, it was a taste of what’s to come.
Tad: Ahem! Are you listening? As your WGN liaison, with some bullshit title that’s just too damn long to remember, something about Standards and Practices… Yada yada…
Tad pauses, further drawing out the tension from inside of the ring as everyone SCU gathers inside of the ring.
Tad: You can go ahead and consider this Main Event canceled, ladies and gentlemen. It is in clear violation of the rules. This. Match. Is. Not. Happennnnnnninnnnnggggg…
Tad holds one of his ears, as if the deafening boom of booing suddenly made him go deaf. He then shakes his head and continues.
Tad: Now, I’m not an unreasonable man. Far from it. So, what I’m giving you in return for wasting your hopes on seeing this shit show of a match? How about a good old fashioned purge…
Tad drops the microphone and takes a few steps back as Filth, Javi, Hitamashii, Cyan, Gold, Omasa, Esther, Apathy, Kittie, Ruby, Andrey, and Rory immediately slide inside of the ring. There are twenty four people in the ring, brawling like mad. Jerry and Eric begin throwing everything not bolted down to the inside of the ring. Melissa Ruin, Kelli Torres, Halo Annis, Merlot Ayano, Dax Beckett, Mickey Carroll, Tim and Alexis Staggs, Kris Ryans, Connor Murphy, Coby Quik, and the Fox Brothers bolt from the backstage area and all hell breaks loose around ringside.
Chad: I’d like to see the new security team deal with this. Shit, I’d like to see a SWAT team deal with this!
Omasa and Michi are brawling back and forth while Rory takes Brother David by the hair. Tim and Cyan come to blows, while Coby Quik fights off Yellow and Gold with a steel chair. Halo and Esther punch each other with everything they’ve got, while Merlot and Apathy battle it out with a variety of kicks. Alexis and Vixen have a very much needed exchanging of fists, while Jerry and Dax battle it out. Mickey and Jacob duel with baseball bats. Melissa and Kelli take on Light Blue and Indigo, knocking them to the ground and punching the shit out of them.
Gena: Is it bad that I’m rather enjoying this?
Coby bashes Yellow over the head with the chair. He turns around and catches Cyan with the chair from out of nowhere. Coby runs at Rory Rockefeller and tosses the chair at him, nailing a precision Dropkick! He then rolls Andrey up into an Inverted Sharpshooter. Andrey tries to get out of the hold, and Jacob comes rushing over to try to save him, but Kris Ryans catches him with a Superkick out of nowhere. Connor then grabs Gold and they begin fighting out into the crowd.
Chad: I almost can’t keep up with all of this!
Merlot and Queen come crashing into each other with a stop sign and a trash can lid respectively, and they both go down. Kelli and Melissa have Indigo and Cadet Blue down on the ground, hitting them with mounted punches with chains wrapped around their fists. Mother Mavis and Virginia are trading brutal but effective slaps with Kittie and Ruby, while Ariana and Krystal are in a vicious hair pulling contest with Filth and Piper. Mrs Right appears through the mess and she picks up masked member Jade and gets her into a Military Press Slam position. Jade slides down behind Right and sends a knee to the small of her back. She picks up a 2x4 and slams it over Right’s back.
Gena: Not that I agree necessarily, but that’s what you get when you’re a traitor… is what GRIME’s thinking, I mean.
The Monstimals have the Fox Brothers cornered inside of the ring, hammering away at them as they yip and fire back. The Jeckels and Team Canada are locked up tightly in the middle of the ring, jockeying for position until Helena hits Dahlia with a Poison Mist. Jack and Jake mimic this and get Stewart and Earl in the eyes. With Team Canada stunned, The Jeckels rush them into the ropes. Jack gets Earl with a Back Body Drop onto a trash can. Jake gets Stewart with a Sidewalk Slam over a cinder block. And right on top of a step ladder, Helena hits a DDT on Dahlia. They lick their green lips and laugh as they admire their work.
Chad: That was sick how the Jeckels took out Team Canada like that, and it shows their cheap tactics! And what’s this?
The Dying Breed come colliding with Jacob and Jerry, fighting their own as they clobber them from behind. They climb on top of them and begin firing away punch after punch. Javi and Eric grab onto Helluva Bottom Carter and send him to the ropes. Carter slides between Javi and Eric with a Baseball Slide to the back of Sea Green’s head. However, Javi and Eric lift him back up into a Powerbomb, and drop him outside of the ring, and onto Brother David and Eyesnsane. As they raise their arms up in the air, Coby Quik comes out of nowhere and cracks the chair over the back of Javi’s head. As Eric turns around, Coby kicks him in the gut and drops him with a DDT!
Gena: That’s how you hand it to GRIME!!!
Kelli and Melissa are pulled off of Indigo and Cadet Blue by masked members Celeste and Orchid. They begin to brawl back and forth as they find their way into the crowd. Omasa and Michi are both busted open at the mouth, but they are fighting like their lives depend on it, kicks, punches, blocks, anything goes! Mrs Right has recovered enough to grab the 2x4 out of Jade’s hand and she snaps it in half over her knee. She clobbers Jade with each half before jabbing her in the gut. She hits a Gutwrench Powerbomb onto Jade, laying her out on the ground. She turns around and grabs Esther and does a Double Arm Chokeslam to her. Apathy jumps on her back and clubs her chest with one arm while choking her with the other. Right does a Snapmare to Apathy and begins choking her out right there on the ground! Ruby cracks her whip across Right’s back, and Right lets go, but it’s too late for Apathy as she’s out. Ruby slaps her whip across Right’s chiseled abs, but it seems to have little effect. Ruby purses her lips and goes for Right’s face, but Right grabs it from her hand and throws it right at Ruby.
Chad: I’m sure you’re taking back what you said about traitors now…
Dying Breed continue to pound on Jerry and Jacob until they notice Dax and Mickey coming their direction. They are then backed up by Hitamashii, and the three charge at them, surrounding them and circling as they punch. Max Burke breaks a beer bottle over the top of Kaos’ head, and then drops him down with a DDT onto the glass remnants. He takes Tim Staggs and throws him right into the barricade, toppling it over. He’s like an unstoppable machine until he comes face to face with a chair wielding Coby Quik. They stare each other down for a minute until Max picks up a chair of his own, and they start battling it out. Vixen and Alexis are up on the stage, nearly catfighting. In a moment of desperation, Vixen hits a Belly to Belly Suplex, and her and Alexis fly off the stage and onto an equipment box! Part of the lighting goes out as a result.
Gena: Holy fuck! Talk about a family feud!
Chad: Looks like we’re out of time anyway. We’ll hopefully see you next week, if we even have a roster then!
After cameras switch around to watch the mayhem and violence take over, we fade out to the sound of the sirens going off once more, and the ending purge speech fills the soundspace.
Ada: Royal Purple hits a Somersault Senton to Jenifer… and Jade… She then drags Jade to the ropes for the tag to herself.
Gena: Royal Purple rushes at Jenifer and nails a Standing Frog Splash to her, going for the pin as the rest of GRIME rush inside to stop SCU from breaking it up!
Ada: Jenifer bursts out of the pin. She grabs hold of Royal Purple’s arms and lifts her up by them. Royal Purple screams out in pain as Jenifer lowers her and puts a knee to her back.
Gena: Masked member Celeste gets inside and does a Pele Kick to Jenifer. Royal Purple dives to tag in masked member Orchid. She looks around and then steps toward Jenifer, who stands up chest to chest with her.
Ada: Orchid steps back and tags in Celeste. Celeste rushes at Jenifer and Jenifer does a Drop Toe Hold. Celeste rolls through and hits a Clothesline to Kelli and bounces back to get Jenifer in the face with an elbow.
Gena: Celeste picks Jenifer up and tosses her into her own corner and Kelli makes the tag. She climbs inside and immediately tackles Celeste to the floor, pummeling her.
Ada: Celeste flips Kelli over and she gets to her feet. Kelli charges at Celeste, who moves out of the way. She charges Kelli’s back and Kelli spins with a Crescent Kick to drop her. She goes for the pin.
Gena: Royal Purple and Jade pull Kelli off and begin hammering away at her. They back her into her corner as Halo reaches in for the blind tag. Halo gets in and hits a Double Clothesline.
Ada: Halo grabs hold of Celeste and begins hammering her away into her own corner. Cadet Blue reaches in and tags herself in. She climbs up top and comes off with an Ax Handle Smash.
Gena: Halo kicks her in the gut as she comes down. She then picks her up into a Powerbomb, locking on for the pin.
Ada: Orchid nails a punch to the back of Halo’s head. She flings Halo into the ropes, but Halo comes back with a Discus Clothesline, and then she pounds Orchid’s head into the mat.
Gena: Cadet Blue whips Halo off of Orchid and throws her into the ropes. Cadet Blue gets a knee to Halo’s stomach and she whips her onto the ground.
Ada: Halo dives and tags Merlot in. Merlot hits a Superkick to Orchid, and then Cadet Blue. Merlot grabs onto Celeste as she charges at her.
Darling: Just a few highlights from z’e ongoing battle of SCU versus GRIME… Speaking of which… Please, allow us to play, in full, z’e Interbrand Match of z’e Year… @@
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Chad: Stewart runs right for Shooter, Shooter pushes Alex Jones towards Stewart Mason as he runs to the other side of the ring but catches a boot from Austin! Alex Jones moves out the way as Stewart heads straight for Shooter.
Liam: Ben and O’Malley start trading punches, Alex Jones ties up with Kedron Williams in the corner. Carter grabs Shooter to get him to his feet, Stewart grabs Shooter, Carter lets go as Stewart holds Shooter by the back of the head and sends him to the turnbuckle face first.
Chad: Max Burke grabs Stewart’s feet and tries to get him over the top ropes, Stewart holds on to the ropes to block it. Shooter starts to get to his feet, Carter nails Max Burke with a punch to the lower back, causing him to let go of Stewart. Austin goes for a chop to the chest of Alex Rush but stops as Alex Rush tells him to wait.
Liam: Alex says thank you then stomps on Austin’s foot! Alex shrugs as Austin doesn’t look amused. Alex takes his hand out to shake hands. Austin extends his and holds on to Alex Rush with a tight grip. Alex drops to his knees in pain.
Chad: Austin uses his power to lift Alex one hand and gets him over the ropes… Between the ropes as his legs land between them. Austin lets go and grabs the ropes pulling it up and down giving Alex a ride! Alex Jones grabs Carter from behind and lifts him up for a backdrop.
Liam: Stewart grabs Shooter and sends him to the ropes. Shooter grabs on the ropes and tosses himself over and drops to the floor!
Chad: Shooter eliminates himself! Stewart has to wait another day… Stewart runs and jumps over the ropes landing on Shooter as he elemanties himself from this Battle Royal as well! Stewart starts laying in punches as the refs run over to break them up.
Liam: Austin grabs Alex Rush to get him off the ropes, Austin lifts him up in a military press but O’Malley spears Austin to the mat causing Alex Rush to fall landing on Kedron Williams feet. Kerdon picks Alex Rush to his feet and throws him over the top ropes.
Chad: Alex lands on the apron. Kerdon gets dropped with a dropkick from behind by Alex Jones. Alex gets dropped with a bulldog as Ben grabs him out of nowhere! Alex Rush jumps on the top rope and gets back inside the ring as he flies right at Ben Jordan. Alex lands on Ben’s shoulder, Alex jumps off Ben and hits a crossbody on O’Malley.
Liam: Austin looks around, Carter goes towards him and slaps Austin’s abs. Austin looks at Carter as Carter smiles and slaps Austin’s abs again. Carter nods and goes for a third but gets nailed with a superkick from Alex Jones.
Chad: We go to split screen as a fight backstage between Stewart and Shooter is trying to get broken up by the other SCU superstars as the two are seen swinging chairs at each other.
Liam: Ben Jordan grabs O’Malley but O’Malley nails a short jab stunning Ben. Austin grabs O’Malley from behind and lifts him up one arm.
Chad: He drops O’Malley to his back with a half Nelson slam! Max Burke grabs Alex Rush as they tie up by the corner. Kerdon ducks a clothesline from Ben Jordan.
Liam:: Shooter and Stewart are still fighting as they roll around the floor with the Fox Brothers and Tim Staggs, trying to break it up but getting stopped by Earl Lockyer. Over The Edge members Kaos, Eyesnsane, Mickey and Dax show up to break it up.
Chad: Dax grabs Stewart to pull him off as Kaos and Mickey grab Shooter. Stewart tries to fight off Dax. Eyesnsane looks at Stewart and starts to talk with him to calm him down…
Liam: Ben Jordan bodyslams Alex Jones as Max Burke follows that with a knee drop to Alex’s chest. O’Malley grabs Ben from behind for a German suplex, Ben lands on his feet and runs at O’Malley as he turns around to eat clothesline. Kedron nails Austin with a chop to the chest that gets met with a chop in return by Austin.
Chad: Carter and Max Burke tie up in the corner. Kedron gets dropped by a hard chop from Austin. Max gets Alex Rush to his feet, Max sends Alex to the ropes! Alex jumps on the middle ropes and jumps off going for a flying forearm to Max Burke. Max grabs Austin and brings him between himself and Alex on time to have them collide with each other.
Liam: O’Malley gets to his feet, Ben comes in charging but stops as the two trade punches in the middle of the ring. Max Burke and Kedron tie up next to then. Alex Rush and Carter tie up next to them. Austin and Alex Jones look at each other and run to the ropes, they bounce the ropes, Alex Jones hits Alex Rush as Austin nails Carter with Missile dropkicks! They collide with Max Burke and Jedron as they collide with O’Malley and Ben Jordan.
Chad: Austin and Jones grab Alex Rush and throw him over the ropes but leans on the apron. The two now grab Carter and send him to the ropes… Alex Rush jumps on the ropes… No Alex hits the floor as his feet collide with Carter’s back instead of the ropes.
Liam: Alex Rush is gone from this match. Alex Jones and Austin grab Max Burke, Max punch both men to fight them off. Kedron gets to his feet and grabs Austin by his hair before dropping him with an inverted ddt. O’Malley rolls out of the ring. Ben Jordan gets to his feet and looks around.
Chad: Max Burke and Ben grab Alex Jones and hit a double team suplex. O’Malley sneaks in the ring as Ben gets to his feet. O’Malley grabs Ben from behind and nails a German suplex! O’Malley gets to his feet and collides with Kedron as Austin tried sending him to the ropes.
Liam: Max Burke grabs O’Malley and gets him to his feet, he irsh whips him hard to the turnbuckle. Ben gets back to his feet, Ben signals something to Max Burke, Max grabs Ben and Irsh Whips him towards O’Malley. Ben goes for a clothesline from hell… O’Malley and Ben's feet tangle up as both men go over the ropes!
Chad: Alex Jones goes to grab O’Malley but misses as O’Malley steps out of the way but into a big boot from Austin! Carter nails Kedron with a forearm, Carter nails another then grabs Kedron and sends him into the ropes. However, Alex Jones comes from out of nowhere and sends Carter over the ropes and to the outside!
Liam: Carter is pissed as he stomps a few times at the lost opportunity at supremacy. Max Burke runs and drops down hitting Alex in the back of the knee to take him down. Kedron goes for a clothesline on Austin, Austin ducks out the way. Max grabs Kedron and sends him to the corner.
Chad: Austin charges at Kedron and grabs his legs to get him over, Alex starts to get up but Kedron kicks him as he runs to the corner. Max pokes Austin in the eyes forcing him to let go of him. Kedron grabs Austin’s feet and throws him over the ropes and onto the floor.
Liam: Kedron looks at Max then points at Alex Jones as he starts to get up again. Alex shakes no as he looks at Max and points at Kedron. Max shakes no, Alex shrugs and turns his attention to Kedron as Alex now points at Max Burke! Kedron says no!
Chad: Alex gives them both the middle fingers and runs at both for a double clothesline but Max and Kedron grab Alex and throw him over the ropes… Kedron grabs Max Burke and throws him over as well. Max lands on the apron. Alex Jones grabs Max’s foot and yanks him off the apron dropping him to the floor!!!
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Liam: The winner of this match… Man, this is bullshit… The winner with the help of Alex Jones, who will soon pay for his mistake… The SCW Roulette Champion… Kedron Williams.
Darling: Yes, Interbrand Match of z’e Year goes to z’e Men’s Clash of Champions Battle Royal from Underground Ep. 62. And a worthy match it was. Now, z’ey do say behind every great man is a great manager. Well, z’ey should anyway. So please give me your attention as I announce SCU and GRIME Manager of z’e Year… And z’e award goes to… Sarah Lane, who narrowly beat out her Team Canada companion, Gail Weston by ONE VOTE! And on z’e GRIME side, none os’er z’an fellow SCW Hall of Famer, class of 2020, Casey Williams! Magnifique!
Delia claps her hands together as she looks completely enthusiastic.
Darling: And let me just say z’at z’e What Z’e Holy Fucking Shit Moment of z’e Year cannot be explained. In my many years in wrestling, and z’e many years my companions have been in wrestling, none have seen such a moment z’at… Gah, I can’t even! Roll z’e footage monsieur…
Gena: Winter is punching rapidly at Lucha Rhino’s stomach, but he shakes her free. When she is on the ground he… Oh, no…
Chad: The rhino is, erm… he’s… well… He’s making… on her… everywhere… Making… a lot… He’s shitting on Winter… Like, shitting boulders
Winter: What the holy fucking shit? I quit! I quit!
Ding! Ding! Ding!
The camera does a slow motion of the feces coming out of the rhino’s backside, landing on Winter, and the horrified look on her face as it literally weighs her down to the ground. Delia pauses on the horrified look on Winter’s face as she chortles.
Darling: I need not say more, because z’is story tells itself. Much like our Story of z’e Year. Now, z’e winner of z’is category has earned it’s spot, however, z’e fans have spoken, and wish to correct z’e ballot. Z’ey would like it to now read “Melissa Ruin had enough of Angel Kash’s shit, and fought back against z’e bully.” Meh, tomato, tomah-to. But needless to say, it was a long time coming… And on z’e GRIME side, it was noted z’at Omasa winning against Merlot Ayano to secure GRIME’s spot in Mayhem Survival, wi’s z’e help of Veronica Taylor was GRIME’s biggest story. But, overall story for bo’s brands was, as you guessed, SCU VS GRIME. So many talented individuals took part in z’ese stories, and it paid off greatly. Now, please, enjoy some more of my favorite clips of 2020.
Darling: Now, it is of note z’at an up and comer such as one Cordelia Clark has seen much success z’is year since signing her contract wi’s SCU. And she has made it clear z’at she succeeded on her own. She has beaten z’e likes of Andi Lynx, Mos’er Mavis, Veronica Taylor, and even managed to out-Kash Angel Kash. Let us see a quick flashback.
Gena: So close, but with the experience Andi has earned so far, it’s not enough to put her down. Andi pulls herself up as Cordy is busy arguing with the ref about a slow count.
Chad: Andi comes up behind her, looking for a quick Roll Up, but Cordy turns around and does a Double Spinning Knee right into the heart of her opponent, known as the Heartbreaker! Andi holds her chest as Cordy drops down for the cover!
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Darlyn: Here is your winner via pinfall… Cordelia Clark!!!
Chad: Cordelia kicked it into high gear to impress, and impress is what she did. A Cutter from the top rope, saw a two count. Mavis powered out of the pin.
Gena: She tried to nail a Bicycle Kick, but Cordelia rolled out of the way. Mavis then went for a Spinning Heel Kick, but Cordelia grabbed her leg and whipped her onto her back.
Chad: It was when she tried to get up that Cordelia did the Heartbreaker and ended the match. Not having forgotten about the slapping around part, she taunts Mavis.
Gena: She gets a solid minute of it, smiling bigger and bigger until Ginny Mae came in for the save. The two shared a staredown, but Cordelia stared from outside of the ring.
Chad: Valentina makes a fashionably late entrance as she picks up a chair and slides it inside of the ring, ready to get inside. The referee walks over and stops her from getting inside as she shouts in Spanish.
Gena: Cordelia watches the drama unfold, and she is about to go confront Val when Angel taps her on the shoulder. As Cordelia turns around, Angel smacks the chair over the top turnbuckle and then throws the chair to Cordelia.
Chad: Just sick! Angel falls to the ground, lifelessly, but still gorgeous as ever, damnit… Cordelia smacks Angel with the chair for real, as Val struggles to get inside for real. Cordelia hits a few more chair shots and then kicks the chair out of the ring.
Gena: The referee turns around to see Cordelia drop down for the pin, and no sign of the chair. Cordelia screams at the referee, who drops down and begins counting!
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Darlyn: Here is your winner and NEW Uncensored Television Champion, Cordelia Clark!!!
Cordelia takes the belt and runs with it. Val slides in after her, but just barely misses grabbing hold. Cordelia sneers at Val and taps the side of her head, telling her that Angel was just outsmarted. She laughs as she walks backward up the ramp. Val checks on Angel, while also glaring up the ramp at Cordelia. She gently taps Angel’s face to bring her back. Angel notices the belt is gone, and “Sucker” is playing. She starts shaking her head as Val tells her what’s just happened. Angel screams bloody murder as the crowd finds this quite amusing, cheering and laughing at Angel. Val argues back as if she can change the minds of everyone there with her sassy attitude, but it’s a losing battle.
Rob: Angel sets Queen up for the Buyout (Implant DDT) onto the chair! Just then, Cordelia is up behind Angel, and she tosses her to the outside of the ring, hard!
Ada: Cordelia throws the chair outside, right at Angel, stunning her. She drops down to cover Queen! NO!
Rob: Angel gets up and slides inside of the ring, but not in time!
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Liam: Here is your winner and STILL… I mean, NEW Uncensored Television Champion… Cordelia Clark, and NOT Angel Kash!!!
“Sucker” plays and Cordelia instantly rolls outside of the ring. She grabs her belt and holds it up as she mouths at Angel. Angel stomps at the mat and screeches even louder than she did at High Stakes. Cordelia gets a chuckle out of the sight, but overall, she is not amused. She walks backward up the ramp. Angel picks Queen up and drops her with another Buyout, out of frustration.
Darling: And now, let us take a look at one s’ing z’at makes SCU special. Z’e Combat Division. Oh, how I hate z’is next clip, but when z’e money is right…
Delia shrugs as we switch back to the video packages.
Chad: Darling and Halo get to the middle of the ring. Darling kicks Halo with a front kick to the chest. Halo brushes it off and charges at Darling... Darling jumps up and hits Halo again in the chest but this time with a jumping spin kick.
Gena: Halo stumbles back a few steps, Darling runs at Halo with a running jump kick but Halo moves out of the way. Darling turns around to face Halo and catches a right hook followed by a left jab, then an uppercut!
Chad: Darling is stunned as Halo hits another left jab, then a right, another right! Darling gets her hands up... Halo hits a hard hook to the ribs. Darling puts her hands down and gets knocked with a right cross that drops Darling to the mat!
Gena: Darling is dazed but quickly gets on one knee. She gets checked on by the ref but Darling is not ready to end this match. Darling gets to her feet, Halo rushes in but backs away as Darling goes for a front kick.
Chad: Darling throws another kick that misses but keeps Halo away from punching distance. Halo goes for a kick but misses but then rushes in and misses a left hook as Darling drops Halo with a single left straight punch to her jaw!
Gena: Halo is not knocked out as she gets right back up. Darling goes for another punch but Halo blocks it then hits a left jab followed by a right. Darling goes for a left hook but Halo counters with a right hook-cross then nails a left jab to the nose.
Chad: Darling gets busted open! Halo hits a right cross then a left jab! Halo nails a straight left punch to the nose again! Darling stumbles towards Halo as Halo nails Darling with another hook. Darling drops to a knee as Halo swings for a punch... The ref gets in the middle and waves this one off!!!
Gena: And just like that, Stewart comes out of the corner and throws an overhand to the top of Borg’s head. This scatters his brain enough that Stewart is able to get a right hook to the face.
Chad: Stewart throws a left hook, but Borg blocks it. He gets in a cheap shot to the gut, and Stewart falls back a few paces. Borg begins throwing hits, looking a bit unorthodox.
Gena: With the lack of training Borg has, Stewart is easily able to knock his hands away after a few hits. He begins throwing jabs that get Borg to back up again.
Chad: Borg goes for a surprise uppercut, but Stewart spins out of the way and comes with a left discus hook that puts Borg right down on his ass! Stewart raises his fists in the air as he stunts around the ring.
Gena: Borg gets back up to his feet and is about to punch Stewart in the back, but the referee stops him and warns a foul. Borg steps back and nods. Stewart turns around and is in stance.
Chad: Borg goes for a jab, but Stewart deflects it and hits a Bolo Punch that stuns Borg. A right hook sends Borg back down to the mat. He pounds the mat in frustration. That’s two knockdowns.
Gena: We’re in Florida, and borrowing the rules of the commission, so Borg only gets one more. Stewart is in his corner, waiting for Borg to rise.
Chad: Borg gets up just before 6. He charges at Stewart, getting a check hook for his troubles. Stewart swings without discrimination, knocking Borg’s head around like it’s a punching bag! Borg goes down!
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Liam: As a result of the three knockdown rule, your winner by KO in the first round... and STILL SCU Combat Champion… Stewart Mason!!!
Chad: Halo moves back but swings a leg at Merlot, catching her under the rib with a firm kick, causing Merlot to wince. That one hurt her but Merlot stands up straight, holding her hands up to protect her face. Halo throws a short faking jab before trying to throw an overhand right, but Merlot spins out of the way.
Gena: Merlot throws a kick to the back of Halo's leg, trying to take away her base and Halo jumps back, just holding the back of her legs, dropping her hands for Merlot to throw a stinging left hook to the side of Halo's head, sending her stumbling.
Chad: Merlot steps in, hands raised and ready to first, but Halo lifts up her foot and blasts a huge kick to Merlot's stomach, sending her backwards. Halo pounces forward and throws a straight left and a hooking uppercut right, Merlot just moving her head out of the way to avoid the second punch.
Gena: That could have been lights out if it connected. Merlot tries to jab Halo away with the left hand and swivels her hips, sending a jarring right hook in to body, taking the wind out of her sails. Halo covers the body and Merlot changes her focus to her head.
Chad: Merlot throws a sharp combination of a left jab and a right cross punch, but Halo bobs her head to avoid the jab and ducks under the cross and starts to work Merlot's body with lefts and rights. Merlot clinches down with Halo, trapping her arms under Merlot's own arms.
Gena: Dylan Roberts calls for the break.
Chad: Both women step back, looking for the opportunity to strike.
Gena: MERLOT JUMPS WITH A SUPERMAN PUNCH! Oh my God! Halo is rocking as that shot lands right on target! Merlot steps in! Roundhouse kick! Halo is down! Dylan Roberts looks over Halo and waves his hand! No ten count, Dylan Roberts instantly calls an end to this one and we have a new champion!
DING DING DING!
Darlyn: Here is your winner AND NEW SCU Combat champion.... Merlot Ayano!
Chad: Stewart shouts at him as Halo is standing behind them, hooping and hollering in support as Shooter’s lights go out. Stewart gives a few torques of the shoulders after Shooter goes limp.
Gena: Stewart stands up as the referee checks on Shooter, who is barely breathing. He begins the count!
Chad: And Shooter somehow makes it up to his feet, stumbling back. He blindly rushes toward the door of the bar, and makes his way out. He is groggy, and has no sense of direction as he moves toward the next set of doors to hide.
Gena: Damn close for the champ! Shooter breathes heavily as he looks behind him to see Max Burke, Rory Rockefeller, Hitamashii, Javier Gonzalez, Andrey Azarov, Jacob Johnson, and Eric Weaver.
Shooter: Oh fuck…
Chad: He rushes out as the GRIME members make animal sounds in pursuit. He rushes over to the next door and opens it up, hiding inside as he watches them all go past. As soon as he sighs in relief…
Stewart: Did you miss me?
Gena: Shooter tries to run, but Stewart smashes his face into the door, cracking the glass. As we pan in further, there is a dining area full of SCU stars taking a break, and they erupt into cheers!
Chad: Stewart throws Shooter on top of a table. He picks up a kettle of soup and pours it over Shooter, making him scream out in agony! Stewart pulls Shooter back from leaving the table.
Stewart: Soup’s on…
Gena: He stands up on the table and pulls Shooter up and under his arm. He looks around as the crowd cheers, and he nails the Paid In Full ( Implant DDT) through the table! The referee counts Shooter out!
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Darlyn: Here is your winner and STILL SCU Combat Champion… Stewart Mason!!!
Gena: Dax does just that, he moves out the way and Cordelia charges right in hitting Merlot with a Haymaker to her left cheek then a right jab to the jaw followed by a combination of lefts and rights to the body. Merlot is staggering again, Cordelia keeps going as she comes with another right jab and then another.
Chad: Merlot grabs on to Cordelia to force Dax to break them up. Dax moves out the way, Cordelia again rushes in but gets hit with an uppercut dropping to the floor instantly on impact.
Chad: Cordelia gets to her feet, Dax double checks to make sure she wants to continue. She nods and he moves out the way to allow them to continue to fight. Cordelia takes one step forward but gets nailed with a haymaker from Merlot dropping Cordelia back to the ground again.
Gena: Cordelia jumps right back up. Dax double check with her to see if she wants to continue, she said yes but he's waving the match off asking for the Bell. Cordelia falls back to the ground. Dax and ringside medical doctor Smith rushed to her aid.
DING DING DING!
Darlyn: Your winner by Knockout... And still the Combat Champion... Merlot Ayano!!!!!
Chad: Stewart sees Eyes starting to fade, and he gives a few more wrenches until Eyes goes limp. He lets go and begins dragging Eyes to the edge of the ring.
Gena: He gets him just about there when he moves to the other side. He begins rolling Eyes with his feet, trying to knock him to the outside!
Chad: We've got a winner here! Stewart gets Eyes to the very edge and gives him a few good kicks, but Eyes grabs onto the ring post!
Gena: Eyes works hard to stay inside of the ring, and Stewart goes to work on his arm. Eyes was playing possum! He begins kicking back at Stewart!
Chad: Stewart gives a few inches, and Eyes sits up. Stewart comes rushing at him with a knee, but Eyes does a Drop Toe Hold into the exposed turnbuckle!
Gena: Stewart busted open his nose! He holds onto his face as Eyes takes notice of this. He goes over to help Stewart up…
Chad: No! He tosses Stewart right outside of the ring in front of the medic, and we've got a winner!!!
DING DING DING!
Darlyn: Here is your winner and NEW SCU Combat Champion... Eyesnsane!!!
Darling: How can we forget z’e latest matches z’at brought much attention back to z’is unique division, when Michi nearly took z’e streak away from Merlot Ayano at High Stakes X, and on z’e same night, Eyesnsane defeated Andrew Borg in a Last Man Standing match, which coincidentally led to Fas’er Gerald challenging Eyesnsane for z’e Combat AND Underground Championships at Night of Champions? Z’is division is influential s’roughout all of wrestling. Now, speaking of influential, as much as I hate to say it, Celeste Nor’s incredible undefeated streak came to an end z’is year. Over 800 days, and z’at is impressive. She also lost her championship z’is year to someone twice z’e woman as her, in body weight alone! Let’s look at z’is historic rise and fall.
Gena: She pulls Mercedes out and drops down to hook the leg as Angelica screams on the outside!
Chad: Veronica is inside of the ring, and she immediately begins stomping on the back of Delia’s head, along with Mercedes. She goes until her leg is too tired to stomp again. She spreads Delia and Mercedes out next to each other and covers them both!
Gena: Celeste comes up from behind Veronica, spinning her around into the Homicidal! She drops Veronica and hooks the leg!
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Liam: Here is your winner and NEW SCU Underground Champion… Celeste North!!!
Crowd: *Mega POP!!!*
Chad: Dahlia kicks her legs in pain. She lifts her hand up, ready to tap out. The crowd shouts out in support for her, and just before she taps, she begins crawling again. She reaches the ropes!
Gena: Dahlia holds on for dear life as Celeste breaks the hold at the ref’s count of two. She gets up and steps back as Dahlia pulls herself up to her feet. Celeste then goes for a Clothesline, but Dahlia surprises her with Rotten To The Core ( Front Facelock STO)!
Chad: The crowd is on their feet as Dahlia goes for the cover on Celeste!
Chad: I almost don’t believe my eyes. No one has ever kicked out from Rotten to the Core! No one but our undefeated Underground Champion!
Gena: Dahlia can’t help but slap the mat. She picks Celeste up, but Celeste whips her. She hits a right hook to the temple! And then a European Uppercut! Celeste comes behind her and looks for a Bulldog to complete the Homicidal!
Chad: But Dahlia ducks out of it. She stumbles. As Celeste turns around, Dahlia hits another Rotten To The Core! She covers the champ!
Gena: KICKOUT!!! Wait, NO!?!
Ding! Ding! Ding!
There is an audible silence of shock and awe that comes over the crowd as Dahlia rubs her left temple. She looks around.
Darlyn: Here is your winner and qualifier for the Mayhem Survival, and ending the 908 day undefeated streak… DAHLIA RRRRRRRRRRRRRRROTTENNNNNNNNNN!!!!!
Crowd: *DEAFENING MEGA POP!!!*
Chad: I… I can’t believe it! Celeste North had to lose at some point, though, and Dahlia Rotten is the one to do her in.
Gena: January 17th, 2018, Northern Lights Wrestling was conceived and Celeste started her streak. July 12th, 2020, that streak ends!