They say that first impressions means a lot. You know something? Whatever first impressions I had about Kahlan "Bliss" Fischer, and this match, just went out the window, but I kinda, sorta, maybe understand where she is coming from. I mean, who wants to lose their job and end up on the streets looking for work again, right? You have to commend the girl for how she was able to find work so fast following her loss in San Antonio almost two weeks ago. That takes commitment. Nonetheless, I get the feeling that she still has that chip on her shoulder and that she really hasn't moved on from her ungraceful exit from her previous employer.
Bliss, you may be a veteran like everyone else in this match, but you're not a veteran of Sin City Wrestling. Here, you have to start all over again. Making new friends, learning where to find the emergency exits, the backstage area. If you were hoping to share a cry with the rest of us, maybe handed a box of Kleenex, you're probably in the wrong line of work. Here? Pretty cutthroat. Like you.
New York City Championship Wrestling. Millennium Pro Wrestling. Pride Pro Wrestling. Ladies All-Star Wrestling. You've been on shaky ground, hun, and I feel sorry for you. I really want you to succeed because I hate to be disappointed. When I said you'll fit right in, I meant it. You have all the potential in the world, but I don't think your first win is going to be in a match where three of your opponents have been here longer than half of your years on earth and probably has more experience too. Don't take it as me looking past you, Kahlan. Take it as gospel. It's going to take a lot more than a mean streak to make it far here. You're going to have to prove it, just like you had to in those other places.
You want a challenge? Well, you certainly got one now. You've got two days to prove whether you're the real deal or just another face in the crowd. Tu quieres fabricarte un nombre, diferenciarse de la competencia? It doesn't just start and end at the supercard, chickadee. One match does not a Bombshell make. You're going to have to be in this for the long haul.
Let's hope you're up for the challenge on the 13th.
Your home country will be watching.
Traci and Amy, there's not much else I can say about either of you without repeating myself. We all are struggling right now and it's understandable, Amy, why you need some time off to recharge. After everything you've accomplished this year, I can't think of another person who deserves it. But just because this will be your last match for awhile, don't think I'll be taking you lightly. You've always proven to be tough and I'll be treating this match as any other we've had in the four years we've faced one another in our careers. And Traci, there's not another person who always posses a threat in the ring than you. People may see differently, but you've beaten some tough competition since you first came here. And we've had a two runs as World Tag Team Champions, the first Bombshells to accomplish that. Compared to you, the rest of us are ragdolls. You can easily win this match in mere minutes without breaking a sweat if you wanted to. Except no one is going to make it easy for you, I know I won't. So, Traci, as much as I hate to say this, victory won't be yours.
As for Kate Steele, or should I say “Miss Ultraviolentâ€, lucky you. Your first supercard debut is the last supercard of 2015 and you get a shot at standing out with an upset. The only problem with that is a tugboat doesn't stand a chance against a cruiseliner. That cruiseliner happens to be someone you've already faced six other times.
In other words, me.
So ask yourself, Kate. Who is more likely to be shipwrecked com Sunday? Is it me...or is it you?
I'll see all of you in Ottawa, Canada.
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[K N O W | W H E N | T O | H O L D | E M']
_____________________
Ottawa, Ontario, Canada
Barcode Bar & Grill
♦ ♦ ♦
1:00PM | W E D N E S D A Y
12.9.15
[REC•]
[A dingy bar that is struggling to get any business. It's depressing. As the strains of “Margaritaville†by Jimmy Buffett plays from a jukebox, we see two patrons comparing tattoos that never turned out quite right, another patron practices trick shots on a worn-out pool table, and a fourth stands alone in one corner of the bar, an unlit cigarette tucked inside the right side of his mouth. There is a fifth who sits at the opposite end of the bar with a shot of whiskey in his hand, the two men don't look at each other.]
[The camera pan slowly across the bar. A group of women casually gather around a card table. A natural color spectrum. One woman has multi-colored hair dolled up in liberty spikes, another has short, cherry red hair, and on either side of the table sits a blonde. One could be mistaken for that girl next door while the other is strong and muscular and probably someone you wouldn't want to meet in a dark alley. The last of the quintet is a brunette who we can at least identify.]
[Mercedes maintains a Mona Lisa smile as the other players grip her own cards, each wondering who was going to make the first move. The woman with cherry red hair, fascinated by the hairstyle of of her card-playing mate reaches to touch it, but her hand is slapped away. Liberty spikes gives her a stern look.]
JAIME: I'm not going to tell you again. Quit it, or you're going home with one less hand tonight.
TATE: I can't help it. How do you keep those things standing up like that?
[Tate's Berkshire accent is noticed by her fellow players. Lacy pipes up.]
LACY: Is that how all of you talk in England, Tate?
TATE: Not really, but it's not difficult for anyone to learn, even someone with a Texas accent.
[Mercedes rolls her eyes as she turns to Peyton, the blonde next door type, who gives off an disinterested look, holding up her cards airily.]
PEYTON: Uh, can we get this over with, puh-leeze?
[All characters appearing in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to Mercedes' actual opponents, living or dead, but mostly living at a particular supercard on Sunday, is purely coincidental. At this stage, Mercedes looks into the camera, a smile on her face.]
MERCEDES: So Girls Night Out at the Barcode Bar & Grill have been off to a rocky start, and Neil, Journey and Jimmy Buffett sure isn't making things any smoother. Even the bartender is taking the night off.
Mercedes turns in the direction of the counter. Said bartender, gritty and in his late forties, is passed out, a half glass of coke and rum not too far from his reach. Back to Mercedes who shakes her head in mock pity.
MERCEDES: But the night is still young. I'm sure by night's end everything will turn out juuuust peachy.
[The jukebox plays the opening guitar riff of Lynyrd Skynyrd's “Sweet Home Alabama.†The man near the door of the bar smiles a toothy grin.]
Man: Turn it up.
[Sure enough, Skynyrd's says the same thing. A worried expression crosses Mercedes' face as the other women exchange gruesome looks in the background.]
MERCEDES: We can only hope.
[As she turns back to the game, a pile has already started. It was Mercedes turn to deal. Already she didn't like the odds. With no hope of winning this round, she throws out a two of hearts. Lacy smirks. She's been on a roll.]
LACY: Looks like I win this round.
[The next five minutes goes in silence and then something happens. Sweet Home Alabama cuts off near the acoustic part and another song starts up. Kenny Rodgers' “The Gamblerâ€, in its place.]
MERCEDES: Hmm, I'm not a big fan of Mr. Rogers, but you can learn a lot from this very song. As we're four days away from December to Dismember, a lot of fans of picking out their favorites to win Sunday, especially the two big battle royals. And while no one is really wrong, I think it's easy to tell who's going to be winning when the dealing's done.
[Mercedes, having drawn her cards, looks at her new hand and considers her move. Caitlyn's eyes were hidden behind a pair of sunglasses, a smart choice on her part, but if windows are the eyes to the soul, then her facial expressions would have to do. Lacy seemed content with herself. Jaime and Tate had their poker faces on.]
MERCEDES: See how Caitlyn is patiently waiting to make her move. It's obvious that Kahlan will be just as calculating, waiting to see just who is going to make the first mistake in the match. Now just because I'm contracted with SCW doesn't mean I haven't followed what's been going on in other promotions. Bliss, I know times are tough right now after you lost your GM position at Night of Glory, a week and a half ago, but you won't get to live out that fantasy again on Sunday, huh. Sorry, but even though you were a good little girl this year, Santa won't be bringing you a victory at the supercard. You're going to have to bring your A-game, and I hope you do, because you're going to need it. Nothing is ever handed to you in SCW. Here you have to earn it. Maybe you think think this match will be easy. I hope you're still thinking that when the bell sounds.
[Everyone but Lacey and Tate has thrown out their cards on the table. Each are trying not to give their expressions away, but Mercedes has a good idea of who's night will end next.]
MERCEDES: Kate Steele may just win this thing, but the smart people know better. Sure, she's got a little momentum coming off her last match, but that can only carry her oh so far. I mean, she's in her first-ever supercard since she got here. Can she stand and deliver on the biggest stage? Sure. Do I think she'll do it? Big no. Plus, she has me in the same match, and you know that usually never ends well. Survey says, she's going to fold.
[As she says this, Tate looks at her bad hand and, predictably, she discards her hand face down and concedes defeat.]
MERCEDES: Believe it or not, Amy, we're going to be facing each other again for the 20th time in our careers and the ninth time in SCW. It's crazy enough to think that you can't win this, but all hopes of you being the last one standing is all a fantasy. So, it really breaks my heart when I say this. I mean, you called your hand, but I know you're going to go out fighting. That's what you do. It just won't be enough this time.
[Jaime doesn't even concede defeat. Instead she backs her chair, takes up her jacket draped over her chair and just leaves the bar, leaving everyone else to look on after her. Now, it's just down to two left at the table.]
MERCEDES: Saving the best for last? Well, not exactly. I'm sure when SCW came up with this match and the competitors, I'm sure they have a good idea that some people have absolutely no business being in this match in the first place. But here in SCW, everyone is given an opportunity to shine. Still doesn't mean they're going to win. But at least they gave it the old college try, and that's what's important. I feel sad for Traci Patterson on Sunday. The final supercard of the year and not having a good record? At least you're on the card. Just run Traci. Just run.
[Traci runs off, leaving her cards behind. Now it's just down to Kahlan and Mercedes. Kahlan looks at her hand carefully and considers her move as her attention shifts from her hand to Mercedes who doesn't give away that she may or may not have a favorable hand. They throw out their hand at the same time, and the camera pans down at the table and we gt an idea of who wins th hand, at least we do until the electricity cuts out.]
[Fade.]
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[ R E F L E C T I O N S | T H E | S E C O N D]
FLASHBACK
Wednesday Afternoon
October 17, 2009
Toronto, Ontario, Canada
“I'll always remember my first trip to Ontario. Not because of my first trip to a Maple Leafs game either. More like my first trip actually meeting real Canadians. My cousin, Carmen, and I met ran into a local real estate agent. Not sure how we ended up talking about actually living here one day, but you'd be surprised what conversation comes up when you've got nothing to talk about.â€
[As Toronto Maple Leafs highlights are shown on a small portable television, our scene opens on Mercedes and her cousin waiting for service at a local restaurant just outside of Toronto on this chilly October night.[
Mercedes: If I didn't have a match in a few days, I wouldn't bother with the flight.
Carmen: You seemed surprised. I don't see why.
Mercedes: Not when the four seasons are Winter, still Winter, Under Construction, and Hell Frozen Over.
Carmen: How's the properties in Canada?
Kurt: Depends on what you're looking for.
[Across the table, our real estate friend looked like one of those Ivy League types. I couldn't look away from him. Not that he was attractive. He could probably pass for Where's Waldo? And where was his self-esteem? How could anyone walk into public wearing those ugly Christmas sweaters?]
Carmen: I'm looking for something a little more manageable. Modern. Roomy. Nice view.
Mercedes: An igloo?
Kurt: Um, is she OK?
Carmen: Don't mind her. She's coming off a fever of a hundred and two. She also forgot to take her meds.
Mercedes: Lies!
Carmen: There's a reason why it says to take one packet of Thermaflu.
[I roll my eyes. Apparently, my cousin is also a comedienne, at least she should be. I'm guessing she's going for a stand-up career when she becomes a Canadian citizen. I don't know who wanted to run faster, our real estate agent or me.]
Kurt: Do you have interest in some homes in the area? There's a couple of properties around we could look at, if it's no problem.
[Mercedes slowly crosses her arm over her chest, a disappointing scowl on her face.]
Mercedes: Sorry, Mr. Real Estate Agent Man but it won't be happening this weekend.
Carmen: What my cousin is saying is I'm going to have to take a raincheck. I mean, we're in the middle of the holiday season and you know how that is and I'm booked for the next tree months. Thanks for the offer, Kurt.
]Kurt Not a problem, Miss Reyes. We can reconvene when you're free.
Carmen: Please, call me Carmen.
]Kurt Why don't you take my card?
[The realtor reaches his shirt pocket and effortlessly pulls out a business card holder, removes a card and presents it to Carmen, who accepts it warmly. She scans the card for a second then looks back at the card which red “Kurt Reedâ€. He seemed a lot younger than the picture on the card. With a nod and a smile, Kurt made his exit. I gave him a wink as he left. I don't think I've ever seen him so fast.]
Carmen: Mercedes?
Mercedes: Yes?
[I turned to face her. My smile faded the moment I saw her murderous expression. Well, if I was going to the Halloween party, those plans were gone now. Damn. Confession was two days away and I've got a laundry list of things that I've committed over the week. Oh well. What's a few penances and Hail Mary's between eternal damnation and Purgatory?]
Carmen: How far is it from here to California?
Mercedes: Why? It was a four and a half-hour flight. You're not leaving already, are you? We just got here!
Carmen: Remind me never to go with you anywhere again.
Mercedes: Wait, what?
Carmen: Estás muerta para mÃ.
[Carmen walks off without saying another word, leaving me behind. Was it something I said. Or didn't say? ]
Mercedes: Wait, what? No serás capaz de odiarme para siempre.  ¡recuérdalo!
[While I did make it to my match four days later, I never got to win the tournament final that night. Chances are divine intervention had something to do with it. Even though I had my opponent dead to rights. My cousin never watched the match and she went back to Los Angeles without me.
She also was a stickler for keeping her word. She never spoke to me again for six weeks.
I'll always remember my first visit to Ontario. Funny how life works sometimes. Six weeks later, I went back to Toronto for my second trip. What's more, I won. But some things are more important than winning.
Just kidding. Nothing beats winning.]
[Fade.]
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S|C|E|N|E| 003
[W H E N | T H E | G O I N G | G E T S | T O U G H]
_____________________
Ottawa, Ontario, Canada
Circle K
♦ ♦ ♦
3:10PM | F R I D A Y
12.11.15
[SCW cameras are documenting Mercedes Vargas' arrival to Ottawa with December to Dismember only days away. As she steps out of her white Porsche, she is greeted by the camera crew, who welcome her to Canada. She turns to the camras with a solemn expression.]
“Finally made it. Next time, I'm going out of my way to avoid the Mounties.â€
[She laughs. The match in the coming days is the first thing that is on the agenda and she feign being surprised at the line of question, but quickly gets to her opponents.]
“I'd be a fool not to take this match seriously. Kahlan is going to be in the same match with ssome of the toughest women on the roster. As determined as she is, I think she'l find that her opponents are that much more. She's not the only veteran in this match. Does she have potential? Of course. Am I going to take her seriously? Don't I take every opponent seriously? Does she have a chance of beating me this weekend? Well, sure. But that's not going to happen. Don’t get me wrong, she means well, but if she’s looking for a win, and more importantly a win against me, then’s she just plain out of luck.â€
[Mercedes steps out of the car, slams the door behind her and then fishing into her purse to finally come up with a credit card, swipes it before taking hold of a gas pump handle from the main pump.]
“There is nothing as more unpredictable than a battle royal. You have all these unseen elements; you have to look out for the unexpected, eyes in the back of your head. I've competed in nine battle royals in my career and the last one, I won two years ago. So, I don't know. Maybe I can go two for two. We'll see.â€
[With an innocent shrug, Mercedes turns to the pump and sticks the nozzle into her car, and pulls on the lever of the nozzle until it catches, and starts filling up. Leaning against the car, she continues.]
* * * * *
“I think I have some ideas, some pretty good matches people would see if I were to win this match. Provided I win this match, and you know, I think I will. So my last match didn't turn out the way I wanted it to. I'm better than this. I'm not like the other girls when they get beat, they simply laugh it off, they simply shrug it off. I'm competitive, that's just the kind of person I am. Every wrestler wins matches, every wrestler loses matches, but it's the great wrestlers that are able to bounce back from a loss, or in my cases, a series of losses.â€
[A series of losses that has her in her longest string of defeats in a long time in SCW. Not that Amy and Traci aren't in the same boat. If that boat is the Titanic, either she was going to get to safety or sink with the ship. After a breath, she met the camera's gaze, her deep brown eyes steady, her expression resolute.]
“I'm not going to say it's going to be a cakewalk. There's the only Grand Slam Champion in the company, my former tag partner, an uprising star in the division and a newcomer. Read my lips, write it down, have me sign it and get it notarized – I know it won't be easy, but I’m planning on walking out of December to Dismember with my head held high and my hand raised in victory. I’m going to end this losing streak.â€
[Her losing streak will have to end sometime. And she's confident that it will happen at the pay-per-view. Shielding her face away from the strands of hair that kept getting her eyes, the Argentine continues]
“I have four opponents to get through Sunday, and I'm making sure I'm the last Bombshell standing. How much do I want this match? I'm willing to do whatever I have to, whatever it takes, whatever is necessary within the rules to eliminate every one in my way.â€
[Mercedes replaces the pump and heads to the driver's side of her car, opening the door. She turns back to the camera for her final words.]
“Because when the going gets tough, the tough get going.â€
[Mercedes starts up the car and pulls out of the space before slowly driving off as our scene fades to black.]