[Jessie Salco]

 The past two weeks of Jessie Salco’s life have been exciting and for good reason! Two weeks ago she saved Candy Overton from Twisted Sister’s wrath only to be ambushed in the backstage area by the deranged Bombshell whilst she was checking on Candy.

Jessie was scheduled to voice her opinions on the attack but those plans changed in a hurry, Christian, apparently anticipating Jessie challenging Twisted Sister to a rematch, beat her to the punch in what might be a first for the wrestling industry as a whole, at Into The Void IV Jessie will team up with Chris Shipman to take on Twisted Sister and Goth in a Mixed Tag Team Street Fight leading Jessie to comment that she was the only sane person in this match, that was in three weeks’ time however and in the meantime Christian decided to book a rematch between Jessie and Twisted Sister with their respective partners handcuffed at ringside but can they win?

Local gym, Doha, Qatar
Friday the 12th of July 2015, 11:00am

Sometimes, I wonder if Christian has it out for me and yes, the upcoming Mixed Tag Team Match between me, Chris Shipman, Twisted Sister and Goth is one of those times.

When I saw Twisted Sister go after Candy after she beat her I knew I had to act and prevent Candy from ending up like Jenna Asser, I had no idea that Christian would use it as an excuse to book a match where the men in the match could get away with hitting me or Twisted Sister though to be honest I’m just glad that I’m the one who’s teaming with Chris Shipman.

There’s a sentence I never thought I’d say.

Like I said in my seg on the last show, I’m the only sane person in this match and that terrifies me for obvious reasons, still this is far from my first Hardcore Rules match and I can go Hardcore with the best of them, just ask Shane!

Yes, I realize how sexual that sounded, shut up!

Anyway me, Shane and Jake are at the nearest gym to the hotel for one reason, to get me ready for the match at Into The Void IV, granted there’s not a lot I can get ready for because of the unpredictability of my opponents but I can at the very least make sure that I’m in the best shape possible going into the match, the rest? I’ll make it up as I go.

“And that’s twenty.” Jake commented as I let the rowing machine set into place and picked up my phone. “I noticed that Tim Staggs is being an idiot again?”

“Jake, the guy makes Chris Chan look like Albert Einstein, there isn’t a time of the day when he isn’t an idiot.” I responded as I rolled my eyes before checking the Twitter Feed on my phone. “He’s been quiet since he replied to my tweet but in the meantime I’ve got bigger, crazier fish to fry and I’m not just talking about my match against Twisted Sister at Climax Control.”

“You’re still mad at him for the idiotic comments he made?” Shane asked and I nodded. “So what? It’s well established that the world would’ve been a lot better off if that moron had been aborted and I never thought I’d say that about the offspring of Spike Staggs.”

“Then again Spike was pretty much the opposite of his dad when he started wrestling and look at how far he’s come.” Jake pointed out and I shook my head.

“Tim doesn’t even have an ounce of Spike’s talent or Erick’s charisma.” I pointed out as I got out of the rowing machine and looked around trying to decide what machine I should go on next. “Tim is just a teenager going through the “whiny emo” phase of his life, honestly I wouldn’t be surprised if the likes of My Chemical Romance, Pierce the Veil or any other boy bands posing as metal bands are on regular rotation in his hotel room.”

“Yeah, pity that he’s too much of a coward to actually step into the ring.” Shane commented as he started working the hand weights. “Why are you mad at him again?”

“He can’t accept the truth and has to call me a hypocrite to compensate for it, when I played Keep-A-Way with Delia’s bags at the first Climax Control after Mayhem in Morocco I was paying that bitch back for the damage she did to the division and it wasn’t like I was alone in it.” I responded as I shook my head. “And the ugly comment? I was just telling the truth but that didn’t stop the little shit from calling me a Mean Girls wannabe, honestly I would’ve kicked him in the balls long ago if they weren’t the size of a flee.”

“That didn’t stop you against Casey Williams.” Shane pointed out before shaking his head. “Anyway we should really focus on the mess your recent actions against Twisted Sister has gotten you into, when he finally gets up the courage to wrestle for the first time you can always cost him his match.”

“I’m pretty sure that I’ll be at least ninety-two by the time that happens.” I responded before shaking my head. “When Twisted Sister attacked me two weeks ago I just expected to get another match with her out of it, well I did, I just thought that it would be another one-on-one match between me and her.”

“Well, you did get that match, it’s just happening this week at Climax Control and not at Into the Void IV.” Jake responded as he shook his head. “I’m still surprised that they didn’t go with “Pandemonium in the Palace” for the show name.” Jake added before sighing. “I think we’ve done enough working out for today and I know you’re eager to get back to Witcher 3.”

“That elf hooker isn’t going to fuck herself, well she could but she won’t get paid for it.” Shane joked and we laughed. “We’ll wait for you outside.” Shane added and with that the boys left the gym, I trailed behind them after I put my battle vest on (which is really just the denim vest I wear before my matches) and I started the promo since we were the only ones in the gym.

“Since I started my wrestling career five years ago I have been in some crazy situations to say the very least, however my upcoming match at Into the Void IV may be the craziest situation that I’ve found myself in since my career started, for one thing it’s a mixed tag team street fight and the other thing is the fact that I not only have to contend with Twisted Sister again but I also get to deal with Chris Shipman and Goth, that’s not for another two weeks however and in the meantime I get another one on one match with Twisted Sister with our Into the Void partners handcuffed at ringside, this is going to be as fun as sitting through a Mean Girls segment.”

And anyone who isn’t brain dead knows how not fun that is,

“Twisted, the last time we faced each other in the ring was when you attacked Jenna after she beat you in your debut match with a blowtorch so it’s kinda fitting that our rematch is being spawned from a similar situation this time involving Candy Overton, unlike Jenna I don’t exactly get along with Candy but I hate to see another Bombshell get attacked like that, unless it’s Delia Darling in which case she can take all the punishment she deserves for the damage she and the Mean Morons have done to the Bombshell Division.”

Hell the Nobodies may as well be the male counterparts to the Mean Girls.

“What I’m getting at is this, I have no qualms about ending your career at Into the Void IV if it means ensuring that no one else gets hurt in one of your rampages! I’ve already ended one career, Parand Ara, for the good of the division because anyone could see how dangerous a lunatic she was and if I have to do the same to you Twisted Sister then believe me, I will! Either this Sunday or in two weeks at Into the Void IV.”

Knowing Goth’s current state of mind he’ll likely have no issue with taking us on in a handicap match.

“Before I wrap up this promo I’d like to take a moment to dedicate this match to Sir Christopher Lee who died yesterday, Bond Villain, Dracula, metalhead who released Symphonic Metal albums during his last years, yes, really, get them, they are awesome, he did it all and in a way Twisted Sister is kinda like the psycho bitch you expect to see in a Bond film, now granted this match won’t end in her death but her career will die in two weeks’ time, this is just the warm-up!”

And with that I decided to wrap things up.

“Twisted, I beat you once at Blaze of Glory IV, I’ll beat you again this Sunday on Climax Control and I’ll beat you for a third time at Into The Void IV, I hope the Sheik’s son, and no, I’m not going to try to pronounce his name, enjoys his birthday present because he’ll get to see a bloodbath that will top every other bloodbath in Sin City Wrestling history! This is SCW’s Heavy Metal Bombshell signing off!”

I left the gym after grabbing my bag as the scene fades.