[Christian Underwood]

 First RP Period Deadline:
United States: 11:59pm EST Saturday 04/25/2015
England: 04:59am Sunday 04/26/2015

Post all RPs for this match here.

[Jessie Salco]

 At the first Climax Control after Blaze of Glory IV Jessie challenged Roxi Johnson to an Internet Title match at the next Supercard a match that was promptly accepted by the new Bombshell Internet Champion but when Mark took over from Christian Underwood on the weekend of Christian’s marriage anniversary with his husband Scott Mark overturned the challenge turning the one on one match into a Triple Threat Match for the Internet Championship by adding Mean Girls member Mercedes Vargas to the match.

Mark claimed that he added Mercedes to the match for two reasons, to teach Jessie and Roxi a lesson for basically booking their own title match and to let Mercedes win all the titles the Bombshell Division had to offer but both Roxi and especially Jessie had a lot of ill will towards Mercedes but can Jessie defeat two of her oldest rivals in one match?

Riding a camel in the Moroccan desert
Saturday 25th, 2015, 11:00am

How did Jake talk us into this?

Ever since last year’s African Tour we’ve made a point of doing some sightseeing whenever we were in a place we had never been too before, last year we visited the Valley of the Kings in Egypt and drove around Yamoussoukro, fun fact, to this day I’m still not sure how the bosses found that place considering how hard that name is to pronounce let alone spell, taking pictures of scenery and this year?

We riding on camels, in the Moroccan Desert, in black band t-shirts, all I’m saying is that we severely underestimated how hot the weather can get over here.

“Jake, next time I’m picking what we’re doing for sightseeing.” I called out to him as I took a sip from the water bottle that I had on me. “For one thing I won’t send a trio of metalheads out into the Moroccan Desert on a Culture Tour.”

“Oh come on! It’s not that bad!” Jake asserted as he listened to the tour guide. “Besides, how often do we get to ride on camels?”

“Well for one thing it usually involves a shitload of alcohol and a trip to the local zoo.” I responded and Jake laughed at that. “Seriously, I haven’t seen Shane sweat that much since the time I caught him watching porn!”

“Thanks for the reminder Jess.” Shane called out to me as he wiped the sweat from his brow. “On the other hand these camels are perfect doppelgangers for the Mean Girls!” Shane added and we laughed at that.

“Hah! Yeah, the one I’m riding on could easily pass for Amanda.” I responded with a grin as the camel grunted in, what we assumed was, annoyance. “That would make the one Jake’s riding on Delia!”

“I’m confused, are we talking about Delia before or after she was attacked by Twisted Sister?” Jake asked and I grinned in response.

“After obviously, I still haven’t found a dog ugly enough for Delia before the attack.” I responded before turning to Shane. “And that would make Shane’s camel Mercedes.”

“Why am I getting the Mean Girl you’re facing at Mayhem in Morocco?” Shane protested and I rolled my eyes behind the sunglasses I was wearing. “Wouldn’t it make more sense to call the camel you’re riding on Mercedes since you plan on being on top of her in two weeks?”

“I’m assuming you mean in the ring and not in the bedroom?” I asked with a grin and Shane laughed in response. “Seriously though, it doesn’t matter because the Mean Girls is on its last legs, Mark tried to add a third leg by adding Mercedes to the title match between me and Roxi but it’ll fail epically.”

“I’m sure it will, in the meantime I’ve got some photos to take.” Jake responded as he got his camera out and started taking pictures whilst the tour guide rattled on.

“Ugh, I can’t wait to get out of this desert and in our nice, air conditioned hotel room.” Shane groaned as she wiped the sweat from his brow. “Jess, can I ask you a quick question whilst Jake’s distracted?”

“You couldn’t wait until after we’re done riding camels?” I asked and Shane shook his head.

“I want to get the question out the way before I forget to ask it, how do you really feel about Mark sabotaging your match a couple of weeks aback?” Shane asked and I frowned. “I’m only asking because you seemed to be pretty damn angry on Twitter after that Climax Control ended.”

“Gee, I wonder why I’m pissed off at a boss abusing his own power to add an ally to an already booked Internet Title Match who then turned around and blamed us for issuing the challenge rather than go through the bosses even though I can think of god knows how many title matches throughout SCW history that got booked the same way and the bosses didn’t even bat an eyelash in response?” I ranted for a bit and Shane frowned. “Does that answer your question or should I mention how Mercedes is only taking Mark’s side because it benefits her or that Mark’s head is so far up his ass he can see his intestines?”

“You just did.” Shane pointed out as Jake took more pictures. “Hell this is the second time you’ve said that about Mark.”

“Doesn’t matter how many times I say it, the truth is still the truth.” I responded before noticing something. “Looks like the tour’s coming to a close.”

“THANK GOD!” Shane yelled out and, whilst I couldn’t help but find it funny since he was wearing a God Dethroned shirt and had a Deicide tattoo on his right arm, I had to agree. “Air conditioning here I come!”

“Don’t celebrate yet, we still have a ways to go.” Jake responded as he pocketed the camera. “Sorry Delia, you won’t have to put up with me much longer.” Jake apologized to the camel and I laughed.

“Did you just apologize to a camel?” I asked and Jake turned to me with a grin. “Man, now there’s a question I never thought I’d ask.”

“She’s been carrying my big ass for…..” Jake trailed off as he checked his watch. “Two hours, holy hell it’s been two hours? Anyway, I think it’s only fair.”

“And I think you’ve lost it but that’s neither here nor there.” I responded and Jake laughed. “Anyway I think I’ll use the last leg of the tour to trash talk Roxi and Mercedes, any objections?”

“None from me.” Jake responded before turning his eyes to the front.

“Same here.” Shane responded and I grinned as I got ready for my promo.

“I’m out here in the scorching desert sun, wearing black clothing and sweating my tits off! Did I mention that I’ve been riding this camel for two hours?” I asked before grinning. “I bring this up because there basically isn’t a better analogy for the last year and a half I’ve spent putting up with the Mean Girls, the parasites of the Bombshell division, a cancer if I wanted to be brutally honest, in two weeks at Mayhem in Morocco I put up with more bullshit as what was meant to be a match between me and Roxi for the Internet Championship got changed by Mark “Tiny Dick” Ward when he added Mercedes to the match, I’m starting with Mercedes so let’s get started!”

I said as I took a sip of the drink.

“As I mentioned earlier I’ve named the camels that me, Jake and Shane are riding on after Mean Girls members, I’m riding on Amanda, Jake’s riding on Delia and Shane’s riding on you Mercedes, obviously that’s not literally riding on you but then again you hitched a free ride onto this match when you got added to it by Mark overcompensating for his tiny dick with his power trip.”

And that’s me being generous.

“Mark may have added you to add to your legacy Mercedes but the only legacy you’ll leave after this match is how badly you were beaten by me and Roxi during the course of it! At the end of the day there will be only one Bombshell walking out of Mayhem in Morocco with the Internet Championship in her grasp and it’s not going to be you Mercedes!”

Next up is Roxi.

“If it weren’t for the fact that Christian’s anniversary just happened to fall on the same weekend as the Climax Control from Athens, Greece this match would’ve proceeded as it should have, as a match between me and Roxi Johnson for the Bombshell Internet Championship but no! Mark had to throw a hissy fit because we arranged our own title match despite the fact that the same thing happened several times throughout the history of SCW and other promotions, the only person more hypocritical than Mark Ward is a politician.”

And that’s by a slight margin.

“If Mark had added a fourth Bombshell with no Mean Girls affiliation to the match rather than just go with me, Mercedes and Roxi maybe I would’ve seen it from his perspective but as I’ve said before I don’t know a chiropractor good enough to get my head that far up my own ass! Regardless of what happens in this match me and Roxi will have our match, either I will grant Roxi her rematch as stated in the rematch clause or I will challenge her again and that time I’ll get Christian to ban Mark from changing the match to satisfy his ego, that said Roxi I’m sorry to tell you that your reign will be one and done and I will be the next Internet Champion!”

And with that I decided to wrap things up.

“The Tour that me and the boys were just on is about to end and that also means that it’s the end of the road for Mercedes and Roxi, the end of Mercedes’s hopes of winning the Internet Championship and the end of Roxi’s Internet Championship reign leaving me as the new Internet Champion, this is SCW’s Heavy Metal Bombshell signing off, see you at Mayhem in Morocco.”

The tour came to a stop as the scene fades.

[Roxi Johnson]

 Hello SCW!

Well, two victories over Veronica Taylor certainly felt good, and hopefully, I knocked some sense into Amanda Cortez about this whole thing. I never had any idea that this would get so far out of hand for no real reason. Ever since the Mean Girls lost everything, they’ve been wandering about here, lost, angry, and violent. It’s come to the point where Keira and I have had to take a stand, and thankfully, our warning was heeded last week, and they didn’t jump anyone else. The senseless violence has to stop, and thankfully, or rather, fortunately, I get a chance to inflict my own personal brand of justice out to the Mean Girls at Mayhem in Morraco.

Winning this Internet championship has meant a lot to me, and put a big target on my back. I didn’t have it for a whole week before Jessie Salco was knocking at my door, wanting to challenge me for it. I can appreciate that. I love a good challenge, and a good fight. I was in no way going to turn down a challenge of someone I consider a friend. Because that’s what Jessie is. A friend. I’ve had this run in 2015 of constantly having to face people I consider friends on the big stages of wrestling shows across the country and around the world. It hasn’t been the easiest thing to deal with, but it has taught me a lot about doing what it takes to win. And I intend to do just that next Sunday.

Now, that would have been so much fun in itself, facing a competitor as talented and charismatic as Jessie Salco. I was going to be satisfied wrestling her, despite her coming up short against Natalie McKinley. Not that there is anything to be ashamed of by losing to the Roulette champion. I still would have no qualms about wrestling a former SCW tag team champion, a title I have yet to hold. This was still looking like an amazing match, me, against Jessie, Internet championship on the line. I was fine with that, excited for it. Ready, willing, and able to defend my championship to the best of my abilities, against the woman who challenged me. It would have been a fun, amazing match that both Jessie and I would have been very, very proud of.

But of course. There is no longer a one on one match for the Internet championship. As much as I wish it was that way. Now, there’s an elephant in the room that just won’t seem to go away. Mercedes Vargas is… for some reason, now just being gifted entry to this championship match, despite losing her championship at Blaze of Glory, and then getting her ass kicked by my wife Keira. But sure, let’s just reward people who violently attack and screw people out of matches. That seems fair. But, this is a blessing in disguise. Now, I can do something to Vargas I haven’t been able to do for a long time: pin her shoulders to the mat. Beat her convincingly and take her down another peg.

You’ll notice, or… scratch that, no you didn’t. But if you had been awake long enough during her master thesis presentation last week but she mentioned me. She mentioned everything under the sun about… something, I don’t know, I stopped paying attention about 30 seconds in, only perking up when she mentioned my name. But I think she said that I went out and talked too long a couple of weeks ago. Now, mind you, I talked for…. Roughly 5 minutes. And how does Mercedes react? She goes out and talks half the show, like she was trying to one-up me. Now, I’m not saying that I could run out there and talk for the WHOLE show, but I would at least try and make it entertaining. I found it funny that Mercedes would say that no one stepped up when I asked them too, and the Mean Girls still hold a stranglehold over the Bombshell’s division. It’s funny, because it’s true. I mean, they totally have all the titles… oh, wait, no they don’t. They have the tag titles, which they are in danger of losing next Sunday, And that’s it. Amy stepped up, she beat Delia. Natalie handled Mercedes. And since then? Mercedes has been beat, Veronica and Amanda have been beat. Delia is in the fight of her life. I’d say people stepped up, wouldn’t you guys?

But I get it, when you’re the parrot, you just wanna save face for the group. Mercedes laid claim to continuing to beat up random bombshells because they’re all bitter. Because they can’t handle the fact that they aren’t in charge anymore. Mercedes hasn’t been able to hold up her end of the bargain either, she’s lost her way too. But, now, here she is, trying to take this Internet championship from me. I’m fully aware that Vargas will probably come on, at the last minute, and tell you that she’s 3-0 against me in SCW. Undefeated! She’s totally got my number, right?! So, with that under her belt, why wouldn’t she be confident about winning this match? Well, I don’t have Google the results to tell you that Her three matches consist of three tag matches, none of which she actually pinned me, and including one where she feigned a broken wrist. Yes, those victories, are one’s that woman is proud of.

Yet, my wife, hasn’t had to say anything about beating Mercedes, and Mercedes had to do the whole… “No one cares that you beat me routine” The fun side of being a hypocrite, is, you can just do it so much you’re almost blind to it. You don’t think that if she beat Keira, she’d WOULDN’T be howling at the moon about it? How she’d beaten both members of Team Hero? I mean, who are we kidding here? It’s Mercedes Vargas, the walking Gray’s sports almanac, keeping track of everything she’s done. You don’t think she’d be crowing this? No, not Mercedes. Ever the graceful winner, until she needs to throw it in someone’s face. Please. I’m going to stop now, I was always told to just not say things that we both know are obvious fabrications!

Well, the big secret’s out. In SCW, I haven’t beat Mercedes Vargas. She’s got her hand raised 3 times in 3 attempts. Am I worried? No. Not really. I plan on beat Mercedes in the middle of the ring, and then, I’ll just move on with life, and she can come out, in front of everyone and tell you how much she hates me, how I don’t matter, or how Keira doesn’t matter, all that jazz. She does it a lot, because it’s hers, and most Mean Girl’s defense for getting soundly defeated. Veronica used it twice. Amanda used it. Mercedes used it. It’s what they do. I’m just prepping you, for what you’re going to see.

That’s why part of me wishes this was just me against Jessie, because unlike the Mean Girls, Jessie doesn’t make excuses. She picked herself up and surged ahead, constantly giving the fans, and other bombshells all they want and more. That’s what this is all about in the grand scheme of things. It’s a great thing to hang your hat on. Being the performer that can do that each and every week. It’s really sad that Mercedes got herself inserted into this match, but it doesn’t really matter. I’m going to kick her ass, and Jessie, you can get your shots in too. I think a Mean Girl punching bag, will make this match for more enjoyable. For the fans, and for us. I will you nothing but luck Jessie, I really do. You are a great competitor, and a former champion, so I’ll obviously have my hands full. But both you… and Mercedes, are going to find out that me having this championship is no fluke. And as champion, it’s going to take a heck of a wrestler, and a heck of woman to beat me for it.

I’ll see you soon, for round 2.


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{Roxi waited at home, reading her favorite graphic novel, and relaxing while Keira was out, shopping for groceries. Part of Roxi was suspicious of Keira due to the time it was taking. Roxi carefully placed her book down, and flipped up her wrist communicator.}

Roxi – You got everything?

Keira – I got it.

Roxi – Good. You headed home?

Keira – Yes.

Roxi – Don’t eat all of that either!

Keira – Very funny….

{Keira walked with her arms full of groceries headed towards the car. She piled them in the back seat, and got in her car, driving back towards the condo, driving along until the sight of feeling citizens caught her attention.}

Keira – What in the world?

{Keira pulled over and exited the car, being the one person rushing towards where everyone runs from. Keira pulls up her wrist communicator.}

Keira – Uh… Roxi?

Roxi – What’s up?

Keira – I think you’d… better get ready for some action.

Roxi – What’s going on?

Keira – I don’t know…. But I’m gonna find out.

Roxi – Be careful. I’m on the way.

{Keira cautiously walked towards where the mass of humanity ran from. When the mass cleared, Two men dressed in jumpsuits stood in the middle of one smaller man who stood with his arms behind his back.}

Keira – Who are you?

{The two men started at Keira in silence. They casually stepped aside as the third smaller man emerged from behind them.}

Keira – You must be the leader. Who are you? Why are you here?

Man – I am called Fen. I am here for one reason. I wish to fight.

Keira – Then look no further.

{Keira assumed a fighting stance, but Fen didn’t move.}

Fen – I do not wish to fight you. I only seek to fight on person. And if they refuse, I will simply kill everyone here.

Keira – I’m here right now…. You’re not going to hurt anyone.

Fen – I only seek the one called Lady Bedlam…

{Keira’s eyes widened}

Keira – (under her breath) Roxi?

Fen – Do you know where she is?

Keira – No. But I will fight you.

{Fen looked Keira up and down.}

Fen – Judging by your body and facial reactions. I would assume that you know Lady Bedlam personally.

{Keira looked around nervously, but still assumed her fighting stance.}

Fen – If you know where she is, you can save everyone a lot of pain if you just being her here.

Keira – No. I AM Lady Bedlam.

{Fen looked up and one of the men in jumpsuits, who  pulled out a scanner, and quickly scanned Keira. The man in the jumpsuit then shook his head.}

Fen – The scan tells me you’re lying. Probably to protect her. I have no desire to destroy you, I want to fight her.

{Keira looked at her wrist communicator, torn. Roxi’s voice came across it}

Roxi – What’s going on out there? Talk to me.

{Fen looked curiously as Keira, who put the wrist coummunicator up to her mouth.}

Keira – There’s…. there’s a man…

Roxi – And?

Keira – (Whispering) He wants you.

Roxi – Me? For what?

Keira – To fight….

{There was a long period of silence.}

Roxi – I’ll be there in a sec.

Fen – Have you contacted her?

Keira – She’ll be here. I don’t see why you can’t take me on.

Fen – I have no desire to. I just wish to fight her.

{Roxi lands in her costume, patting Keira on the shoulder.}

Roxi – I’ll take it from here.

{Keira looked afraid for her wife. Roxi reassured her with a smile.}

Roxi – Don’t worry.

{Roxi the turned to Fen.}

Roxi – I heard you were looking for me.

Fen – I was. I am eager to fight you.

Roxi – Why do you want to fight me?

Fen – I was sent here to do so.

Roxi – And by who?

Fen – My master. It is my goal to defeat a great champion.

Roxi – I don’t wish to fight you. What is it you’re after?

Fen – I am to test my skills against a great warrior. You are the best here.

{Roxi looked at Keira.}

Roxi – Get these people to safety.

{Keira looked even more concerned.}

Keira – You can’t be serious!

Roxi – If all he wants is me, I don’t want anyone else hurt.

Keira – I’m not going to leave you!

Roxi – Go home. Get your costume. Then come back. But first, get these people out of here.

Keira – Don’t you dare get yourself hurt!

Roxi – I won’t.

{Roxi turns back to Fen.}

Roxi – Keep them out of this fight then. You want to fight, I’ll fight you.

[Fen smirked.}[/b]

Fen – Excellent.

{Fen made a move with his hand and the two men stepped back. Fen stepped forward as Roxi moved Keira behind her.}

Fen – I must tell you, that while I appreciate this, you have no chance.

Roxi – I’ll take my chances.

{Roxi again turned to Keira.}

Roxi – Go. Now.

{Keira grudgingly turned and started to corral the feeling people and getting them to safety.  Roxi turned back and looked to Fen.}

Roxi – So… let’s fight then.

Fen – With pleasure.

{Roxi assumed a fighting stance, while, Fen stood still. Roxi slowly advanced, and Fen calmly waited. The two stood for a long time, neither wanting to make the first mistake.}

Fen – You are afraid?

Roxi – I was about to say the same thing about you.

Fen – I’ve heard that you like to talk. My master warned me.

{Roxi looked confused for a moment, and it was all Fen needed to land a double fist to the chest, knocking Roxi back a few steps. Roxi swung with precision, but all of her strikes missed, but will effort done by Fen to dodge them. Roxi swing with a fist, but Fen casually stepped aside, spun, and grabbed Roxi’s arm, and launched her across the area, Roxi landing hard on her back. Roxi nipped up to her feet, trying for a spin kick, but Fen  again blocked, caught Roxi’s leg, elbowed her in the thigh and hit a kick on his own to her face, sending her flying backwards to the ground. Roxi looked up, angry.}

He’s toying with me. Not even taking this seriously. He’s too fast.

Fen – Your anger lead to a pathetic display. Certainly you can do better?

{Roxi stood up and dusted herself off, and assumed a fighting stance. Fen again, stood still, hands still behind his back.}

Fen – I will let you make the first move this time.

{Roxi charged, trying to throw better punches, but each time they were avoided. Fen caught a punch, and turned Roxi’s wrist at an odd angle, causing Roxi to lose her balance, and then Fen used Roxi’s own fist to punch her. Roxi rocked back and shook it off, before charging back in again swinging wildly, but not being able to hit anything. Roxi even attempts a sweep, but Fen jumps over that, palms Roxi’s face, and pushes her back. She lands hard on her back and sits there.}

He’s…. he’s too fast.

{Roxi slowly got up, and brushed herself off again.}

Fen – I assume you wish to continue? Though I don’t know why. You have not landed a single blow. Except to yourself.

{Fen laughs at his own joke slightly, and Roxi wipes her mouth as blood from her own punch. She charged, swinging wildly now, and Fen caught her arm, and tighten his grip on her pressure point on her elbow. He turned it up and over, holding her arm in place. Gasps and screams of agony escaped Roxi’s lips as she was utterly helpless.}

Fen – Does this hurt?

Roxi – YES!

Fen – A lot?

Roxi – YES!

Fen – Perfect.

{Fen released her, and Roxi collapsed, clutching her arm and whimpering in pain. Fen took a step back, and stood there. Roxi’s healing soon kicked in, as she rolled away, and clutched her arm as she stood up.}

It’s…. no use.

{She relaxes her stance.}

Roxi – You’ve been training for this for a long time, haven’t you?

Fen – Yes. I have.

Roxi – I noticed. This clearly isn’t a fight.

Fen – Excuse me?

Roxi – This isn’t a fight I can win. I know that right now. Go ahead, go back and tell your people you won.

{Fen looked annoyed.}

Fen – No. I must defeat you right here and now.

Roxi – You did, I’m admitting defeat. You win.

Fen – No, I must physically defeat you.

Roxi – You already did. You got what you wanted.

{Fen looked more and more angry.}

Fen – I see what you’re trying to do. If you do not fight me right now, I will kill everyone in this city.

{Roxi gasped.}

Roxi – I told you, you win. I can’t beat you.

Fen – We fight, to the death.

{Roxi was taken aback, and grits her teeth.}

Roxi – You could have done that at any point in this fight. I felt it, you are holding back. You’re not even trying. If it makes you feel any better, I was giving it my all. I’ve failed, okay? You win.

Fen – To. The. Death. Now…. Face me!

Roxi – I can’t beat you.

Fen – I know you can’t. I need to make it official.

{Roxi sighs, knowing there was no way to keep this fight from continuing. She stood there, hands behind her back.}

Roxi – Fine then… finish me.

{Fen stared at Roxi, and cranked his head to the side.}

Fen – You would let me destroy you?

Roxi – If this fight means that much to you. I can’t beat you.

{Fen stroked his chin, and thought it over.}

Fen – Fight.

Roxi – No.

{Fen looked at Roxi, angry at her refusal to fight him. But as Fen began to approach, he took a step back as Keira landed back in the fight.}

Keira – The lady doesn’t want to fight, but I do.

{Fen took another step back. Roxi stepped in front of Keira.}

Roxi – No! It’s over.

{Feeling Keira’s power, Fen looked at the two men in jumpsuits who tried to scan Keira, but she uses nothing but her energy to blow up the scanner.}

Keira – It’s just getting started.

Fen – My fight is not with you.

Roxi – I told you, our fight is over. You win.

Fen – Our fight is to the death.

Keira – Suits me.

Fen – No…. I will give you one last chance. I will give you 1 day. If you are not going to fight me tomorrow, then I will destroy this city.

Keira – I’ll be the first one to challenge that.

{Roxi grabbed Keira and pulled her back.}

Roxi – No…. it’s over.

{Fen and his men walked away, Fen holding up a finger to indicate Roxi has one day. Roxi just sulks as Keira watches them leave, and turns to Roxi.}

Keira – What was that?

Roxi – We fought. I lost.

Keira – Then why does he want fight you again?

Roxi – Because apparently his fights, are to the death.

Keira – So… what do we do?

Roxi – I don’t know.

Keira – Roxi?

{Roxi looked up at Keira, and even through the mask, Keira knew Roxi was afraid.}

Roxi – I can’t beat him Keira. I can’t.

Keira – Sure you can. You can beat anybody….

Roxi – Not him. He’s too strong, too fast.

Keira – No. No I won’t let him hurt you.

Roxi – He’ll kill me tomorrow.

Keira – No, he won’t. I’ll be sure of that.

Roxi – No Keira, you can’t help me. It’s my fight.

Keira – A fight you just said you can’t win.

Roxi – Not unless I get really good…. Really fast.

{Keira sighs heavily, and looks away from Roxi at the sky.}

Roxi – What is it?

Keira – There…. Is one way.

Roxi – You don’t mean?

Keira – We’ll have to go see an old friend, but… I think it may work.

Roxi – I can’t do that Keira.

Keira – And I’m not about to watch you DIE!

Roxi – I just can’t….

{Roxi looks down.}

Roxi – I guess this is it. It had to end sometime.

{Keira gets wide-eyed, and then slaps Roxi hard across the face.}

Keira – NO!

Roxi – Ow! What the matter with you?!

{Keira grabs Roxi and shakes her.}

Keira – You need to get it together! You are not going to die tomorrow. Because I won’t let it happen.

{Roxi looks at Keira.}

Roxi – What am I going to do? I just can’t do it…

Keira – There’s always a way….Come on, let’s go.

Roxi – Where?

Keira – To make you stronger.

{Keira takes Roxi by the hand, and they fly away.}

[Mercedes Vargas]

 S|C|E|N|E| 001>[ N O N | S E Q U I T U R ]

VOICEOVER GUY: JESSIE SALCO!

[Pyro goes off behind her as she raises the horns.]

VOICEOVER GUY: VERSUS...  

VOICEOVER GUY: MERCEDES VARGAS!

[Mercedes isn't too impressed with the Salco look-a-like, offering a yawn in her direction.]

VOICEOVER GUY: Let the Bombshell Rap Battle...BEGIN!

Mercedes:
Do you know who I am?
This isn't Blue's Clues, little dancer
If variety is spice,
Than I'm the Bombshells flavor enhancer

You're getting amnesia like Misty, try not to forget
In our match with Roxi Johnson, I'm the real triple threat
When you come at a Mean Girl, you better not miss,
Be sure of this, you’ll end up on my check list.

JS:
I have to give you credit, your rhymes are pathetic
Instead of Novocain, I’ll just use them as aesthetics
Like your wrestling and promos, people are just sympathetic
Oh forget it, yeah I said it, ‘cause you just don’t get it

You're one to talk, as if your matches were five-star classics
You're the real MVP, that's most valuable plastic,
If it wasn't that your career was so terribly tragic
You're just better off just playing in traffic

[Mercedes backs away with mock fear and mouths "ooh" in intimidation]

Mercedes:
Love me or hate me, they remember my name
And a Mean Girl, the stable with critical acclaim and disdain.
Compared to you Jessie, can you say the same?
Of course not, but in a minute I'm about to put you to shame

I'm Mercedes Vargas, I'm beyond compare
I'm way more hotter than Heather Locklear
I'm not here, and I'm not there, then where am I?
I'm in your nightmares

So, come on, Jealous Jessie you better prepare
Come Mayhem in Morocco, I won't shed a tear
When that bell ring, you won't have a prayer
You'll be filling out your doctor's questionnaire

I'll never get why people say we Mean Girls are cancer
What is this Millionaire, are you the cure, that your final answer?
You better find a new gameplan when shit hit the fan
I'm coming for you, honey, Don't hide your head in the sand

Heavy Metal Queen, meet the Queens of Mean the Mean Girls
We're best seen in HD on your computer screen
You got nothing on us, so please stop pretending honey,
When we come in the building, fans be like"shut up and take my money"

We're sitting pretty on the throne, it's only our natural position
And what's yours? The first, second, third welcome mat of the division
These stiletto boots I've got on, they're in minted condition
I'mma break them on your face, I don't need your permission

JS:
Which deserves applause, you deserve applause
And the reason I say this is because...
Faux pas, it was my mistake
Let me correct myself before it's too late.

You thought I was finished? No, I've just begun.
I'm in a playful mood, so let's have some fun
So, Assassin be silent, listen what I have to say
As our match is eight days away…

They always use to say that you are what you eat
They say that you are known by the friends that you keep
Is that why you Mean Girls look fast, easy, and cheap
And talk about nails, shopping and beauty sleep

There's no debate at any rate, you'll be sharing a similar fate
You walking out with the gold is only a pipe dream
Having you listen go on, wasted ten minutes spent
Argentine Assassin, how about you try and be silent?

[Mercedes' next lyrics are in the fashion of "ABC" by the Jackson 5.]

Mercedes:
In case you didn't get the memo
One thing you should already know
SCDub may book the matches
The Mean Girls run the show

How, how, how, you're going to stop us?
When you can't beat us?
Do yourself a favor and have a seat
I'll say this once, and I won't repeat

ABC, it's easy as 1,2,3
Like what happened to NXT,
RIP, poor Jessie, cest la vie

[The instrumental track of "Walk This Way" by Aerosmith ques up and "Jessie" times to the beat, tapping her boots until she readies herself for the lyrics.]

JS:
So grab your Kleenex tissue, ‘cause I have this little issue
With a bitch called Mercy V.
She's known for all her walking
And she's known for all talking
But she's been barking up the wrong tree.

You’re not the number one contender, but another sad pretender
And next Sunday you’ll find out why
You've been slipping through the cracks and covering your tracks
Here's a Kleenix
Like this

VOICEOVER GUY: WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT?!

[The instrumental continues as the Mercedes and Jessie impersonators are cutting loose dancing. "Jessie" is doing the robot, while "Mercedes" is doing a dance that a cross being salsa and an Elvis rendition.]

VOICEOVER GUY: EP-EP-EP-EP-EP-EP-EP-EPIC BOMBSHELL RAP BATTLES OF HISTORAAAAAY!

♦ ♦ ♦

S|C|E|N|E| 003>[T O Y | S O L D I E R S]

[REC•]

“Let's face it, the Mean Girls are the best thing that ever happened to the Bombshells Division and SCW. We're the shot in the arm this company needed, and it's blatantly obvious. Whether we're made fun of in skits involving midgets or people impersonating us, or even being made the punchline of someone’s material, people can't get enough of us. It's true.

"Roxi, like the rest of the Bombshell roster, knows that the Mean Girls isn't just some passing fancy that was born overnight. Not only have we dominated the division for over a year now, but we practically beaten everyone that there is to beat. Well, the important ones, anyway. Sure some may have slipped through the cracks, but more often than not, they're forgettable.

"Losing to Keira Fisher was forgettable, just like her. Now, I'm not saying she got lucky, she beat me fair and square, within the rules, and there was no cheating or Mean Girls interference involved., but does anyone even remember her beating me? I don't think so. That goes to show how forgettable she is. As for Roxi, oh sure, she may have beaten Veronica - twice - but that still doesn't change the fact the Bombshell Tag Titles are still in our camp and Keira Fisher is used as filler for the Queen of the Hill match at the supershow. There's no doubt in my mind that - SPOILER ALERT - Mikah is going to straight to the top and grabbing that contract. Everybody knows the girl got robbed at Inception in that cluster of an Ultimate X match. How Joanne Canelli walked away as the first-ever Internet Champion is beyond me, but, uh, do you see her around in SCW? Nope. And other than Mikah, Roxi, and Cindy, the other competitors in that match were shown the door not long after. Best of luck in their future endeavors.

"This triple threat would not be where it is on the card if I wasn't in it, let's get that off the bat right now. I guess my opponents are expecting a Hallmark card from Mark Ward or even an apology from saving this match from a snorefest or the opening match, but there will be none. What there will be is a new champion.

"Roxi is probably saying that I got a free ride in this match. It's a triple threat, it's every woman for themselves. Am I expecting Roxi and Jessie to form a temporary alliance from time to time? Well, they both hate me, for what reasons I don't know, but I'll be ready from them in two weeks.

"Roxi holding that title is a blessing in disguise, even though I felt that Krissy Filapovich had her number. If she held it, the title would probably be vacant for a second time, and we can't have that now, can we?

"Jessie finds herself in a pretty tough spot. She knows that Roxi is going to bring it, and she also knows that I'm not some easy win. Not to mention, but I'll mention, that I have had her number in SCW. I'm not proud to hold that fact over her head, but facts are facts nonetheless.

"Not going to lie, but I was pleasantly surprised when I heard the news that I was awarded this title match by the owner of this company and while most people don't like it, the match is set in stone and there really isn't much they can do about it. People like Jessie Salco goes to Twitter and whines and cries about me being placed in the match, but that's really her problem, not mine. It went from "so you're saying there's a chance" to having none at all. If only she and Roxi had gone to Mark Ward for that singles match with one another, then maybe, just maybe, they would not find themselves in the mess they're in now. Just one more reason why you should never cross the boss. If Jessie wants to do something about it, she better bring everything to the table. And before anyone says anything, I've earned everything I have accomplished not just in SCW, but in my career.

"Previously, Jessie was on a mini-losing streak, but she was the first person to beat Twisted Sister, which is no small feat. Considering the terror she's caused in the division as of late, it's probably the equivalent of winning the Bombshell Championship.

"Well, I can tell you this, like Amy Marshall, next Sunday, Jessie, you and Roxi are going to let down a lot of fans once again in front of a international audience. And that's not just a fact.

"That's a Mean Girls fact.

"Sorry not sorry."

[Christian Underwood]

 The first RP period is over!

All RPs in this thread will be counted towards RP period two!

Second RP Period Deadline:
United States: 11:59pm EST Friday 05/01/2015
England: 04:59am Saturday 05/02/2015

[Jessie Salco]

 Week two of the build up to Mayhem in Morocco was upon us and the event it’s self was a few days away, with seven title matches on the card it looked as though the titles might all change hands again like it did at Blaze of Glory IV but not if any of the champs had anything to say about it, one such champion was Roxi Johnson who was defending against Mercedes Vargas and the focus of this promo Jessie Salco, can Jessie win?

Jessie’s hotel room, Casablanca, Morocco
Thursday 30th of May 2015, 11:00am

Remember Jake’s “bright” idea to go on a culture tour of the Moroccan desert last week? Yeah he’s no longer getting a say in our site seeing destinations.

Why? Well for starters we were sweating a lot during that tour but I gets worse, whilst we did put on sunscreen for the trip turns out that the sunscreen we used wasn’t nearly strong enough to deal with the harsh African sun and we didn’t find that out until the day after I posted my promo last week.

And now you know why Steve beat me to the punch this week.

Needless to say we got some pretty nasty sunburn on our arms, feet and heads, pretty much the only part of my head not burnt was my eyes and that was because I was wearing sunglasses, thankfully our sunburn is gone for the most part and it should be completely gone by the time Mayhem in Morocco rolls around.

And by then I’ll be proving the critics wrong.

This is pretty much the only thing I’m agreeing with Steve on regarding our matches at Mayhem in Morocco, namely the fact that everyone seems to think that I’m not going to win this match and that it will either end with Roxi retaining or, god forbid, Mercedes winning the Internet Championship and fulfilling Mark’s power trip.

All I’m saying is that no one thought that I was going to beat Twisted Sister either and, well, look at how well that match turned out for Twisted Sister.

But unlike Steve I can actually see where the critics are coming from, Roxi and Mercedes have a lot of championship reigns under their belts whilst I have three Tag Team Title reigns and one Bombshell Roulette Title reign under my belt thus making me the wild card in this match despite the fact that the match was originally between me and Roxi, but this isn’t exactly the first time that I’ve been overlooked in a wrestling capacity and until I get some respectable title reigns under my belt it won’t be the last.

“No, no, no, no, no!” Shane yelled out as Jake finished off Erron Black, the character he was playing, as Quan Chi on Mortal Kombat X. “Don’t do it Jake.”

“Don’t do what?” Jake asked with a grin as he inputted the combo to activate one of Quan Chi’s fatalities, our sunburn may be gone but we’re not going out in the Moroccan sun in our current state due to the fact that it will hurt like hell, anyway Quan Chi performed the Fatality and Jake grinned triumphantly.

“Quan Chi wins, fatality!” The announcer announced and Jake cheered.

“Did I do that?” Jake asked in the worst Steve Urkel impression that I have ever heard, yes, it’s even worse than the one T from Hell’s Kitchen did after finding out that Jaleel White was eating at the Chef’s Table during last week’s episode. “Well Shane, you know the rules, Jessie’s up next!”

“That was total bullshit! I am not familiar with Erron Black’s move set at all!” Shane complained and Jack rolled his eyes before Shane let me take over. “Kick his ass babe!”

“Oh don’t worry, I’ve been kicking his ass at fighting games since I was a teenager!” I responded with a grin as we went to the Character Select screen, the rules for our matches were simple, the characters and stages would be chosen at random and that was it, so I hit the Random Character button first and grinned when I saw the character. “Cassie Cage, nice I get to play as a female character for once!”

“Isn’t she the daughter of Johnny Cage and Sonya Blade?” Shane asked and I nodded. “Wow, how low must Sonya’s standards be if she married him?”

“Then again they are divorced in the Main Story and it wasn’t exactly amicable from all accounts.” Jake responded as he hit the random character button. “And I get……Johnny Cage, huh, it’s almost like they heard our banter.” Jake added as he hit the random stage button.

“Doesn’t matter, you’re going down either way.” I responded with a grin and Jake shook his head as the fight began, neither of us had played as the characters before so we had no idea what to expect and there was a few seconds spent of us getting used to the move sets. “So it’s settled, we’re seeing Avengers: Age of Ultron during the post Supercard break?”

“As if that needed to be said.” Jake responded before grinning as he won the first round. “What was that about kicking my ass since you were a teenager?”

“That doesn’t count, there’s two more rounds to go!” I protested as the second round began and this time I kicked Jake’s ass since I knew what Cassie had up her sleeve, the second round ended in Jake’s defeat and I grinned. “Ready to throw in the towel yet?”

“Like you said, there’s a third round to go.” Jake responded as the third round began and it was a lot more evenly matched than the last one to the point where a kick from either of us would end it, in the end though I snuck in a kick after I ducked Jake’s flying kick and I grinned. “Shane, what’s Cassie’s fatalities?”

“Well there’s Selfie and….” Shane trailed off and my mind was set when I heard that fatality name.

“What’s the combo and how close do I have to be to pull it off?” I asked and Shane showed me the printout with the fatalities on it, knowing what I needed to know I inputted the code and pulled it off. “OHHHH looks like Johnny won’t be eating anytime soon?”

“Or doing anything else!” Jake responded before we laughed heartily at why the fatality is called “Selfie” as Cassie uploaded a selfie off her and her victim to a fake social network, we laughed even harder when we realized that the comment section was updating in real time. “Best fatality ever!”

“Agreed!” I responded before standing up. “Shane, can you take my spot? I have a promo to do!” I asked him and Shane quickly took my spot eager for revenge against Jake, I went into a separate room where I could do my promo in private and did just that.

“Funny how time flies, it feels like it was just last night that I made the challenge to Roxi Johnson for a shot at the Internet Championship at the next Supercard and yet the next Supercard is two days away and now that match has been tainted because Mark Ward couldn’t mind his own business and leave us alone, I mean seriously he could’ve achieved the same thing by putting Mercedes in the Queen of the Hill match! Regardless I have two goals in this match, win the title and make the critics eat their words!”

I know it won’t be that simple but still.

“Like Steve Ramone everyone seems to think that I won’t be walking out of Casablanca as the new Internet Champion but really, if I had to count the amount of times critics have been wrong about anything, I’m looking at you Call of Duty: We Need More Money, I’d have to use my fingers, toes and teeth and that’s just for starters, all I’m saying is wait until the damn match happens before you cast judgment!”

First up is Roxi.

“I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, Mark had no right to change our match and it should be a singles match between us Roxi but I digress! If I have to fight you and Mercedes to win my first Single’s Title in two years then yeah, I will! Mark may have added Mercedes to this match to trip us up but all he really did was open her up to a major ass kicking at our hands but in the end I will walk out as the new champion!”

Next up is Mercedes.

“And speaking of Mercedes, like I said last week, the Mean Girls are on life support and Mayhem in Morocco is when we’ll finally pull the plug and put that stable out of its misery! Mark may have added Mercedes to not only trip us up but try to prolong the life-span of the Mean Girls but by the end of the night the Mean Girls will be nothing but a withered corpse as not only will Amanda and Veronica lose the Tag Titles they stole from the Fallen but Mercedes will get her ass kicked by me and Roxi!”

I said as I folded my arms.

“Will the match between me and Roxi finally happen once Mayhem in Morocco is in the history books? Who knows but right now I’m focusing on the present and that means focusing on winning my first single’s title in two years! For the past two years I watched as my friends got title reigns left right and centre and did I ever get a chance? Rarely! That was part of the reason I made the challenge in the first place and this Sunday I’ll rectify that by winning the Internet Championship!”

“Ferra/Torr wins, Fatality!” I heard from the main room followed by Shane cheering and I grinned as I got ready to wrap things up.

“If that wasn’t the best timed fatality in Mortal Kombat history then I don’t know what is! At the end of the day this match will end a lot like a match on Mortal Kombat but the main difference is that I won’t be killing anyone after the match, I mean I could but then I wouldn’t get to enjoy my title reign due to me being in jail on top of every other consequence for that action, Roxi and Mercedes are predicted to win this match but in the end it’ll be the wild card that walks out with the gold! This is SCW’s Heavy Metal Bombshell signing off!”

I went back into the main room as the scene fades.

[Roxi Johnson]

 {Keira and Roxi have flown home, and into the floor lower, the guest room, where their live in partner, Jean Vale, is seated, cross-legged and seemingly meditating. Keira opens the door, entering holding Roxi by the hand.}

Keira – Jean… we need your help.

{Jean doesn’t respond as she is still in her meditation state. Roxi pulls her back to speak privately.}

Roxi – I don’t know about this Keira.

Keira – I can only hope that it’s what we need.

Roxi – What if it’s not? I can’t… I can’t…

Keira – Roxi, you said yourself that that guy is far too strong for you to face and beat. This is the only option I can see.

Roxi – I… I’m not sure…

Keira – If there’s anyone who can handle this, and keep it under control… it’s you.

{Jean finally opens her eyes, and sighs.}

Jean – You must be talking about putting Sin into Roxi…

{Keira looks over at Jean and frowns.}

Keira – It’s the only way. Roxi can handle it.

Jean – And that’s why you need me. I can’t give you all of Sin’s power. I didn’t have a lot of it to begin with. But the rituals I went through should give you some strength. But… I should warn you now, combined with your strength, and… what you told me about Lust… this may not turn out well.

Keira – There’s no other way.

Jean – Are you sure about this Roxi?

{Roxi looked down, shrugging her shoulders.}

Roxi – There’s no other choice. This guy wants to kill me. If I don’t … get this, He’s not only going to kill me, he may just move right on down the line. And I will not allow that to happen.

{Jean slowly gets up and looks at both of them.}

Jean – You’re playing a dangerous game. Roxi’s body may not be able to handle Sin. I hope there is some way to get it out of you.

Roxi – I… I don’t know.

Keira – I’ll call Amy, she got it out once, she can get it out again.

Roxi – Maybe… maybe not.

Jean – Are you sure you really want to do this?

Roxi – I don’t have any other choice.

Jean – You know how much you both mean to me, I don’t want either of you to get hurt.

Roxi – I can’t make any promises. Let’s just get this over with…

Jean – Then I’m gonna need your hands.

{Roxi is hesitant to do so, she looks at Keira.}

Roxi – Keira… I…

Keira – I never wanted this to happen for you, I’m sorry.

{Roxi shakes out her hands nervous, and twitching. She finally places her hands on Jean’s hands.}

Jean – Good luck.

Keira – Baby…

Roxi – Keira…. I love you. Jean… I love you too. Thank you for everything. Just make me a promise. Both of you.

Keira – What is it?

Roxi – Promise me that you’ll do the right thing, if… if this doesn’t work out.

{Keira frowns, but she accepts what Roxi means.}

Keira – I will.

Roxi – Jean?

Jean – Yes. Are you ready?

Roxi – Let’s do it.

{Jean’s body glows dark red, and the glow slowly engulfs Roxi as well. It lasts a for a few moments, and then Jean stops glowing, and Roxi glows a little longer, before it fades.}

Keira – Did… did it work?

{Roxi looks at her hands, confused.}

Roxi – I…. I don’t know. I don’t feel any different.

Jean – I… I’m sorry. That’s really I can do for you.

Roxi – Oh…

Jean – Sorry, this was my first time attempting something like this. I’m still understanding my powers. But… that… was…

{Jean starts to sway and feel woozy, Keira rushes over and catches her.}

Keira – Jean? Are you okay?

Jean – That drained a lot of my physical energy.

Keira – Then… it had to work, right?

{Keira looks at Roxi.}

Keira – Right?

{Roxi looks at her hands, and can only shrug.}

Roxi – I only felt a slight twinge. I don’t know if anything happened.

{Keira holds up Jean.}

Jean – I need… some rest.

Keira – She’s burning up. I’ll take her to the fan room.

Roxi – I’ll help you. Come on.

{Roxi and Keira help bring Jean to the fan room, and let her rest on the makeshift bed on the room.}

Roxi – So… now what?

Keira – I… I don’t know. I mean… you don’t feel…. Anything?

Roxi – No. I could always feel Lust inside me. But now… I don’t feel anything.

Keira – Maybe this was a huge mistake.

{Keira frowns and walks away from Roxi.}

Keira – I’m such an idiot. I could have got you hurt. I may have…

Roxi – Stop. This is my fight. If it comes to it… I’m prepared for what the end result just might be.

{Keira turns, worried. Her eyes are tearing up.}

Keira – I’m not! I want children! I want to have a family! But more importantly, I can’t lose you. I just can’t. You’d better not leave me!

Roxi – Keira, I can’t promise that, but I will do everything I can. I promise you.

Keira – I will not let anyone hurt you ever again!

Roxi – Keira, I love you and Jean more than anything in the world. I can’t promise you that I won’t get hurt. No, I will go ahead and tell you the opposite tomorrow. I will get hurt tomorrow. I know that. You can’t help me, but, you’ve already done more for me than I can ever thank you for.

Keira – Please… Please don’t talk like this…

Roxi – Like what?

Keira – Like you’re not coming back. Like you know you’re going to… to…

{Roxi hugs Keira.}

Roxi – Keira, I’m going to do everything I can. I promise you.

{Roxi kisses Keira on the lips, passionately.}

Roxi – I love you.

Keira – I love you more.
Roxi – Now, please, get some rest. I… I may need you tomorrow.

Keira – For what?

Roxi – Because you’re my partner, and my wife, and I always want my wife… by my side.

Keira – Baby….

{Roxi hugs Keira again, holding her close.}

Roxi – We’re going to do this, like we’ve done everything. Together.

Keira – Together.



{The next day, at the same park, Roxi flies in, landing and looking around, Fen is standing in almost the exact same spot he was the previous day.}

Fen – You have arrived. Very good.

Roxi – I aim to please.

Fen – I sincerely hope that you mean that. Your effort yesterday did not inspire confidence.

Roxi – I’m here to fight.

Fen – Very well. You know now, that this…. Is to the death.

Roxi – If that’s the way you want it.

{Roxi and Fen square off again. Fen moves with almost lighting like speed, and throws punches, but seemingly is using no effort to do so. Roxi has to use all her reflexes to avoid the blows, she has to block a few, before a knee strike lands in her gut. Fen uses an elbow to the spine that drops Roxi. She rolls away as Fen attempts to stomp her, and gets back to her feet. Fen moves in again and tries another knee, which is blocked. Roxi attempts a punch, but it’s caught. Roxi manages to catch Fen’s fist, and the two struggle for control, until Fen uses a headbutt to the nose of Roxi that staggers her back. Fen hits a series of strikes, until out of desperation catches one of the fists, and lands a knee strike to the chin of Fen, actually driving him back a step.}

Fen – You landed a blow. Excellent.

Roxi – I’m full of surprises.

{The two square off again, and Fen swings with more punches that Roxi struggles and avoids by a hair each time. Purely on the defensive, Roxi can barely launch an attack due to the near constant barrage of attacks. Roxi then uses a dodged punch to actually land a punch, but Fen lands one of his own at the same time. Roxi is more stunned than Fen. Fen moves in and lands several clean blows that drop Roxi onto her back. Roxi slowly gets back to her feet, but appears to be worse for the wear.}

I… I don’t have enough energy…

{Roxi thinks for a moment, and then assumes a fighting stance.}

Roxi – I know you’re not trying. I can feel it. Why don’t you show me what you can really do, because otherwise, we’re not going to be here very long…

{Roxi smiles under her mask, Fen smirks as well.}

Fen – Do you want that? Really?

Roxi – Absolutely, let’s see what you can really do. I… I have been holding back myself.

Fen – I… I sensed that. You are a deceptive warrior…

He’s buying it…

Roxi – I told you that I was full of surprises.

{Having turned up his attacks, speed, and strength, Roxi is helpless to avoid to the blows she receives from Fen. She takes them, being basically obliterated by the blows, and landing on her back after a succession of strikes. She lays there, groaning in pain, as Fen watches her try to get up.}

Fen – You were bluffing, weren’t you?

{Roxi’s healing kicks in, as finally she gets up. She begins bouncing around as if nothing was wrong.}

Roxi – What do you think? Come on…

{Fen shows a little frustration as she begins to blitz Roxi with more blows, Roxi tries to block, but due to the increase of Fen’s abilities, she’s only able to block a handful, but takes the majority of the blows full force. A stiff kick to the chest drops Roxi again, and this time, she stays down, and rolls onto her back. Fen still shows very little signs of fatigue.}

It’s… not working…

{Roxi slowly pulls herself up, and her healing kicks in, but she’s still in pain, and practically exhausted. Fen rushes in and seemingly finishes Roxi with a leaping kick to the head. It sends Roxi flying, landing face down in the dirt. Fen watches as Roxi begins to pull herself up, but falls back down, pretty much beat. Fen walks over and kicks her onto her back.}

Fen – You have lost.

{Roxi coughs and groans, finally, Fen stomps on her stomach and chest. He leaves it on her stomach as he looks down at her. Roxi no longer even fights as much, her arms laying limp on the ground.}

Fen – And now, I will finish you.

{Roxi blacks out. She would be easy pickings for Fen to finish, until Roxi starts to glow. The dark crimson glow engulfs her body, and her eyes snap open, her face under her mask even contorts to rage, She grabs Fen’s foot, and effortlessly throws him off. Fen backs up a few steps and looks at Roxi who is now back up.}

Fen – You were bluffing this whole time?

Roxi – Surprise!

{Roxi rushes forward, her speed and power every bit as much Fen’s. Fen is barely able to block, and is on the defensive before Roxi lands a deep elbow to the gut and an uppercut that rocks Fen to the ground. Roxi doesn’t allow Fen to even get up as she mounts him, and begins hitting blow after blow, as Fen struggles to block. But Fen’s defense is practically non-existent. Fen out of desperation throws Roxi off, but Roxi is right back in his face, hitting blow after blow, and Fen is worn down and practically beaten. Roxi hits a nasty spin kick that drops Fen on to his back, and he stays down. Roxi however is not satisfied, she again jumps on Fen in the mount position, this time pinning his arms and beating him with several blows. His face is bloody and battered.}

Roxi – Ready for the end?

Fen – I…. I have.. .failed…

Roxi – And now, I will but you out of your misery!

{Roxi prepares to strike, but hesitates…. Seemingly in control of herself again, she looks down at Fen and touches his face.}

Roxi – Oh… my… what did I do? Fen?

{Fen is surprised by Roxi’s 180 on compassion, and nails her with a strike that drops her again. Fen stands over her and looks down.}

Fen – You… you surprised me… but… but.. your emotions make you weak! Now I will –

{Fen is cut off as a bullet comes out of nowhere and puts Fen down. It strikes his heart. He drops dead, instantly. Roxi looks up, and CLAIRE is seen with a rifle in her hand.}

Claire – I told you Roxi… nobody is going to kill you, but me.

{Roxi looks up but gets the rifle butt in her face for her troubles. Claire cocks her head to the side as Roxi falls unconscious. Claire simply walks away, leaving Roxi and Fen there. It isn’t long after Claire is no longer in sight that Keira shows up.}

Keira – Roxi? Roxi?!

{Keira kneels down and checks on Roxi who is breathing. She looks over at Fen, who is bleeding and well…dead.}

Keira – What did you do?

{Keira doesn’t ask any more questions, she simply picks up Roxi and cradles her in her arms, before flying away with her headed back home. Keira contacts Vision.}

Keira – Vision?

Vision – Yes?

Keira – Roxi’s fight…. It’s over.

Vision – Is she okay?

Keira – She’s alive…. Barely.

Vision – And the other guy?

Keira – He’s dead. He was shot.

Vision – What happened?

Keira – I’ll have to ask Roxi when she wakes up. I’m taking her home.

Vision – If she doesn’t wake up soon,  bring her into the Guild.

Keira – I will…. I promise.

{Keira flies on, heading home and laying Roxi in bed.}

{All of a sudden, A explosion was seen in the desert. Keira looks over and rushes to get to her costume. She puts it on, but Roxi was nowhere to be seen. She rushes off to the scene.Keira stops in midair, seeing someone's back, with long black hair as she looks at the person.}

Keira – So...arm or leg? Before I send you to jail

{Keira sees the person just standing}



Keira – Hey, you listening!?

{Keira turns the person over to face her, but her jaw drops in shock}

Keira – R...Roxi!? What...what are you doing!? Why did you attack!? What's up with your hair!?...No. Roxi...speak to me. Please tell me that it's you, baby

Roxi – Sss... shut.... up.

Keira – Roxi, talk to me. Fight it...don't give in. I'll let the LAW Title incident go. Please. Don't give in! Fight it!

Roxi – NOOO! YOU!

{Roxi strains and struggles.}

Keira – ROXI! FIGHT IT! DON'T LET HER TAKE OVER! Please, Roxi...

Roxi – YOU! YOU TOOK EVERYTHING FROM HER!

Keira – No I didn't! Please calm down, Roxi!

{Roxi breathes heavily, straining and groaning}

Roxi – YOU....YOU HURT HER! I WON'T LET YOU HURT HER AGAIN! SHE'S MINE!

{Keira flies close and begins to hug Roxi.}



Keira – Shhhh, Roxi, it's ok, baby....

{Roxi knocks Keira away.}

Roxi – NO! STAY AWAY!


Keira – Roxi! I won't quit LAW. I'll earn my shot. Please...PLEASE...CALM DOWN! Please....calm down....

{Keira tries to fly towards Roxi. Roxi turns, her face searing with anger.}

Keira – Roxi...please...I love you

Roxi – You've hurt her.... I tried to help you, and you rejected me! You tried to get rid of me. You fought me! She... she does not. Now I have control of her.

Keira – Roxi...what are you talking about?

Roxi – You are the worst thing that ever happened to this woman. You always made her ashamed of you. She wanted so much more, and she settled on you! No longer! With me in control... there's no one who's going to stop us!

Keira – Roxi, stop talking nonsense!

Roxi – She's not here anymore, Fisher woman! You know you're best half when she's here, don't you?

{Keira looks at her....then remembers.}

Keira – No....not...not....

{Keira lowers her head.}

Keira –...get out. Get out of my wife, Sin

Roxi – I am finally back!

Keira – Get the fuck out of my wife, Sin!!!!!

Roxi – Why would I leave? I finally am able to have a host that doesn't resist me!
Keira – LIAR! Roxi can and will resist you. Besides, you know you can't survive without me...

Roxi – Her body, her mind, the stress and pressure it was under, thanks to you mostly...

Keira – I shouldn't have. I got upset over a title match I couldn't remember...and...

{Keira looks up at Sin.}

Keira – It was YOUR FAULT!

Roxi – I am her savior. You are just... refuse now. I have no use for you. She is all I've ever need now.

Keira – ....you are my sunshine....my only sunshine.... You make me happy...when skies are gray...

Roxi – I... I....

Keira – You never know dear....how much I love you....

{Roxi back away.}


Roxi – Stay away from me! Noo!

Keira – Please don't take....

{Roxi cowers, covering her head, trying to cover her ears.}

Roxi – NOOO!

Keira – My sunshine away....

{Roxi looks up, frantic and panic in her eyes.}

Roxi – Keira! Help..... help me!

{Keira holds Roxi close and sings.}

Keira – You are my sunshine...my only sunshine...

{Roxi groans, straining to look up at Keira.}


Roxi – S...s..sss....stab me.... get... get it out of me!

Keira – You make me happy, when skies are gray....

Roxi – ... K... Keira.... I love.... I love you...

Keira – I love you too...fight it, baby

Roxi – Get... get it out of me!

Keira – I can't! if we do it this time, you die...no coming back!

Roxi – The.... the knife...!

Keira – ROXI! We can't! You'll die for real!

Roxi – Find... .Amy....

Keira: Roxi, she said if we use it again, you'll die! No coming back! Quit being stupid!

{All of a sudden, Keira is shaking Roxi to wake her.}


Keira – WAKE UP! Roxi Johnson, wake up!

{Roxi slowly stirs from sleep.}

Roxi – Hmmn?

Keira – You had a nightmare. I could hear you screaming

Roxi – I had a nightmare... Yeah... I hope it was just a nightmare...

{Keira holds Roxi close.}

Roxi – It was so... so real.

Keira – I'm here

Roxi – I... I need you to promise me something. Promise me, that you'd do the right thing... if I...

Keira – What?

Roxi – If... I ever lose control...

Keira – Hmm?

Roxi – I mean it Keira, If... I ever turn to... that side, you'll do the right thing and you'll stop me.

Keira – I will

{Roxi reach up and kisses Keira on the cheek}

Roxi – Thank you my love.

{Keira smiles. They hug, but Roxi’s eyes flash red, the demon still inside her.}



I’ve gone through a lot in the past, my battles have been nothing short of taxing, taking their toll time and time again. And this Sunday in Morocco will be no different. I fully expect the gauntlet to be thrown down at my feet, Jessie and Mercedes are coming for something that belongs to me. And will they’ve both tossed a pretty darn good effort at me, I am fully confident of walking in with the Internet championship, and walking out with it too. I know what lies ahead of me, I know I’m going to have a fight on my hands, but my fights…. Usually are. But outside the ring, my challenges never seem to stop mountain, so I’m more than ready to handle a match with Jessie and Mercedes.

Jessie is focused, she’s ready, she’s confident, but she’s also got a chip on her shoulders, because the experts don’t see her as having a chance to win. Trust me, I know that Jessie is good, and she’s going to give me a fight either way, but the added fuel of being classed as the underdog may push her over the edge. But I have a point of contention here now. Because both Jessie and Mercedes are trying to play the underdog role. Jessie, because no one picked her, Mercedes, because she sees this as two against one, but the fact remains, I am the underdog. I don’t have to be pinned, or submit for either one of them to take the championship from me. I am the champion, and both women, everyone knows, would rather beat me than each other to solidify their championship validity. Well, maybe not Mercedes, who wants to win by hook or by crook. Don’t believe me? Just ask her, she’ll tell you. Perhaps in rap form, but I’m sure she’ll tell you.

Yeah, it was humorous to see Vargas using the whole “Internet rap battle” to help her with her promo, even though she totally lost her own rap battle. I mean, that Jessie impression totally owned her. I’m just saying, as a fan of hip-hop, usually one side and the other side have their fans and people who think they won their rap battles, but… it’s pretty universal that Vargas, trying to make herself look like a winner, got destroyed in her own rap battle. Which, of course, makes the whole thing even more hilarious. But I noticed that she seemed to be saving all her stuff for her next promo upcoming to target me. I’ve always said that I’m a big target, even though I’m not hard to find. I’ll be standing right here, patiently waiting, and trying to stay awake as she speaks, contradicts herself, and makes a complete fool of herself as she records and then shows it to the whole like a proud mother.

At least Jessie is taking this seriously. She has good reason to. She’s on the low end of the contender spectrum. And that makes her dangerous. She’s going to bring it, because she’s focused. Focused like I’ve never seen her. That also makes this exciting. Facing Jessie at this level makes the fight all the more anticipated for me. I’ve always wanted the best from my opponents, to both test them, and myself. But when you come against me, you’d better bring it, or, you’ll get beat. I trust Jessie knows that full and she’ll be ready, but so will I. Especially when you come to try and take a championship title from me. If you want to fight, you’re going to get one Jessie. I am not taking you lightly, I know the motivation you have, the drive you have, the focus you have right now, because for a long time people doubted me, and I rose above. One day, you will be able to rise above like I did, and challenge for any championship, and be considered a favorite.

But Morocco will not yield the results you want. It’s not your time to rise, not yet, not now, not for the Internet championship, and not against me.  Part of me is sorry that I have to do this to you, but I don’t give up my titles, without a fight.

As far Mercedes? Does she matter? I guess not, since she likes to think people that beat her don’t matter, and everyone just forgets it anyway, when she was the one who brought it up. You remember that, right? Mercedes Vargas had to remind everyone that she was super awesome, and that her loss to my wife Keira, meant nothing. Yes, the first person to open her mouth about her loss to Keira, was Mercedes herself. In fact, she’s the only one hung up on it. The rest of the world has moved on. Just not Mercedes Vargas.

Oh well, the fact of the matter is simply that Mercedes wanted to use the internet, and every platform she could to let everyone know how amazing she is, when she’s been failing for a long time. I already knew that while Mercedes was tough, she’s far more bark than bite. Once you look at Mercedes, and put her under the microscope, her words, her arguments, her points, then all melt away. Her career has been a variety of success up to a point. You’d think that if she was a good as she claims, she’d be a Bombshell’s champion, or any type of world champion in any company she’s wrestled in, but she’s not. She just falls short, she folds like a cheap lawn chair. And in Morocco, she’s about to do it again.

Ladies, you want to be the champion of the interwebz, you’d better get a kickstarter to try and help you. Go get some retweets, get 100,000 likes, or whatever you think will help you. Not that it will, because the Internet deserves the best champion representing it, and that, would be me, not a metal chick, and not the Mean Girl who is better at pretending than she is wrestling. If you ladies want to actually settle this, I’ll be waiting in Morocco, standing across the ring from both of you, ready to prove to both of you, I am the Internet champion for good reason.

I’ll see you both there.

[Mercedes Vargas]

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Mercedes: Hi! I'm Mercedes Vargas. You may know me by my radiant good looks, my successful career and various championships and accomplishments, my place in history as THE longest Bombshell Roulette Champion and breaking other records during my five month reign, my vivacious personality, or being a member of THEEE greatest stable to hit Sin City Wrestling in a long, long, LOOOOONG time, the Mean Girls!

[The camera cuts to a wide shot of Mercedes sitting on a sofa as natural sunlight pours into the room.]

Mercedes: On May 3, I have been giving a wonderful opportunity at the prestigious Bombshell Internet Championship, a title, now three months in its infancy, that has already been vacant once. (she holds up one finger) and the inaugural champion leaving the company not long after. Of course, a new champion was crowned at the last supershow and there's no doubt she's enjoying her reign. Now I know this won't be easy, it's a triple threat match after all, but once I beat the co-number one contender Jessie Salco and the champion herself, Roxi Johnson in her first defense, I will be well on my way to becoming the first-ever Bombshell Grand Slam Champion. Now, as  member of the Mean Girls, I get a lot of mail - e-mail, snail mail, hate mail, voicemail - on my Twitter, and one question always comes up: "Mercedes, what are you going to do on your first day as Bombshell Internet Champion? Well, for one, if I was champion, I would bring what is sorely lacking in the Bombshell singles championship, and that's prestige, something you can't really say about the current champion. I mean, let's be honest, Roxi Johnson isn't what I would call a great champion.

We Mean Girls enjoy the finer things in life. Fast cars...

[Scene shows Veronica Taylor and Giani Di Luca cruising the scenic route off California coast]]

Mercedes: Exclusive clubs...

[Cut to a long line outside Studio 54. A white stretch limo pulls up. The rear door opens and one by one, the Mean Girls steps out of the limo in full force, dressed to the nines. The crowd oohs and aahs their arrival, and, like the parting of the Red Sea, the foursome part through the crowd as the bouncer already has lifted the velvet rope and stands aside. Delia, Amanda and Mercedes stop to pose for photos before heading inside the establishment. Giani Di Luca, also part of othe entourage, motions the bouncer over with a confident head nod before he stuffs a cool 100 dollar bill in his jacket pocket.]

Giani Di Luca: Keeep the change.

[The bouncer made what sounded like an approved grunt as the crowd watches Veronica and DiLuca, arm-in-arm, go in the establishment.]

Mercedes: And no two days are ever alike.'

[Cut to the Mean Girls enjoying champagne on the rocks while flying first class – the only difference between them and the common folks is they're not paying for it, and then twenty-four hours later when we find the group leaving a shopping mall and walking in slow-motion as passerbys hoplessly stare.]

Mercedes: There's a normal life and then there's a Mean Girl life. Get the picture? That's what makes us so different than our contemporaries, the Basics and Jealous Janis Army amongst us. Wether inside or outside the ring, we work hard and we play hard. But don't be fooled, the life of a Mean Girl is not easy, and there's barely enough hours in the day in keeping to our schedules. We don't need makeup because we wake up like this.

[Mercedes motions at her apperance.]

Mercedes: Anyway, I have seen Roxi Johnson for what she is, and for one, she is not a champion, and that's why I have come to you, the Mean Girls fans out there, for help. The Bombshell Interent Championship hasn't even been defended yet and already it's about to be as irrelevant as the current champion. What I'm saying is, I need your help. Please, donate to help me save the Bombshell Internet Championship this Sunday when we come to Casablanca, Morocco. Now, because we Mean Girls love to live it up, we just happen to find this awesome hotel. Now, one wouldn't exactly think of Morocco with luxury, it's a third world coutnry – no matter what the movie of the same name dresses it up as. This hotel is pretty gaudy, and to help accomplish this goal, I would need to raise 300,000. And you'll be helping a great cause.

Donate now, and we just might act if we even know you exist. No, not really. But, please, don't let that stop you. Don't delay, make your pledge today and save the Bombshell Internet Championship from undeserving losers like Roxi, today. You'll be glad you did.

♦ ♦ ♦

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“This is supposed to be a triple threat match, right? Well, someone tell me where the threat is coming from, it sure won't be from Jessie Salco, and Roxi Johnson doesn’t scare anybody. Before Mark Ward's surprise announcement, yeah, Roxi probably would have chalked up another win, but now? Now, she's not so sure. Now, she's got a fight on her hands. Now, she's got herself competition. But more importantly, now she's got something to be really concerned about, because she doesn't even need to be pinned to lose her title, and that is the biggest problem she has. Let's face it, Jessie Salco has never beaten any of us, so she's much covered, and likely will actually will BE covered in the match for the 1,2,3.

I've said this before about Roxi, and she's done nothing to change my opinion of her. She's a pretender, that's all she's ever been. She's not a superhero, she's not a leader, and you and I both know she is no world-beater. Seriously, what's the difference between her two Bombshell Championship reigns and Jessie's Bombshell Tag Team Championship reigns with Amy Marshall? Nothing. They were both forgettable. A couple of wins here and there changes little about the fact that this is a Mean Girls world, and you're just squirrels running around for safety. What's more, Roxi is looking to ruin another title, because she's like poison to singles titles, and I'm not going to stand for the Bombshell Internet Championship, now three months since it became the shiny new toy in the Bombshells Division, to be ruined any longer. That's another reason why I'm in this match. It's not about the vendettas, it's not about the Mean Girls hitting a wall lately, it's not even getting revenge for her wife beating me. Success is the best revenge, Roxi. And this Sunday, I aim to become a success in that ring when I become the new SCW Bombshell Internet Champion.

Let's face it, Amy did step up, she beat Delia, but then she got stepped on by Raynin, twice. And, yeah, she's going to strike out again at the supershow, no doubt about that. Natalie, yeah she beat me - by setting me on fire - but she beat me nonetheless. Am I really concerned, am I angry, am I bothered by this? Not really. I'm the one who moved on, she hasn't. With all the accomplishments I set with the Bombshell Roulette Championship, she's going to have a lot of work to do to even top my reign, let alone bring back the prestige that title needed for a VERY LONG TIME.

She wants to talk about we lost our way? Really? How did we lose our way when we've always been here in the first place? If anything, you had to find us, and congratulations you succeeded. Sure it may have taken NINE MONTHS and two times where we HELD EVERY SINGLE BOMBSHELL TITLE IN THE COMPANY AT THE TIME. The way I see it, at Blaze of Glory, this is what the fans wanted, they wanted their Plain Jane vanilla Bombshell Division back, and now they have it. Only thing is, they don't know what they've got until it's gone.

Now, the last time I checked the CDC, amnesia wasn't contagious, but maybe I've been wrong all this time, because Roxi seems to have gotten selective memory all of a sudden. Of course, she'll forget about the times when the Mean Girls won matches clean, she'll forget that they were times when we were the ones under duress. Of course she'll forget about the time when Erik Staggs took Amy Marshall's idea of banning us from matches, yet it still didn't stop us from a clean sweep at Violent Conduct II and taking all the titles. Of course she'll forget about the time when Amy and Jessie pulled a hissy fit after Vero and Mandy kicked their collective asses or when Misty came outta nowhere - ignoring the restraining order put out on her - and rained on Delia's parade, leaving her a bloody mess and being escorted from the arena in a pair of handcuffs. Of course she'll forget about the time when Zuri Chastain attacked me not once, not twice, but three times during my recent title reign or when her twin sister had use brass knucks to beat me in a handicap match, or when Necra Octavian Kane took things to a personal level when she pinned Delia under 9,000 pounds of steel in a monster truck, and then was ever so heartless to run her over while she was in that stretch limo, the result leaving Delia fighting life and death, literally, in a coma. Of course she would forget all of that, because it fits her narrative.

To hear Roxi Johnson tell it, the Mean Girls are at the crosswords. To hear Jessie Salco tell it, the Mean Girls are at the crossroads.

I'll be doing Roxi Johnson a huge favor. I'll lift the huge chip off her shoulder, the title off her waist, and put her troubled mind at ease. That way, she and her wife can go after the tag titles, and fail effortlessly there too. (If any of you think Mandy and Vero are going to lose the tag titles to Cynthia Warren and Candy Overton, who, by the way, already got a title shot a month ago at Climax Control 110 and lost, please seek therapy.) I know I can beat you for the Bombshell Internet Championship, Roxi, and you know it too. And that's what scares you. Yeah, you've beaten me twice in the past, but I gave you a run for your money both times and damn did you get the fight of your life when you and I were the survivors of that triple threat elimination match and the singles match we had before that. You know full well that anything you can do, I can do better, and this Sunday, my better will beat your better when I get the chance to pin your shoulders to the mat and hold that title over your lifeless body for all the world to see. Jessie Salco's got nothing on me, except the shame and embarrassment of losing to me all the time. And you can bet that's going to happen again.

The house that Misty built? The Mean Girls came in, evicted her, and tore down everything before we rebuilt the division you know it as today.

My point is, it shouldn't take a Bombshell who already knew the battle was lost and wanted to leave SCW gracefully and her parting words to the roster to 'step up'. It shouldn't take weeks of beatdowns of random Bombshells to 'step up.' The roster should have stepped up since the second half of 2014, they should have stepped up the Climax Control after Violent Conduct II. It took the roster ten months to step up. I don't find that sad, that's laughable, even pathetic. I mean, who wouldn't be tired beating the same competition over and over? Amy Marshall proved what the entire roster knew all along when Raynin kicked her ass, and then again two weeks ago, she is what she though she was - a fluke of a champion that had absolutely no business even being in the same room during that lottery drawing. Making an open challenge to the roster when she knows anybody could have beaten for it? Probably needed to think that one through also.

We're living in a company full of irrelevancy. With the one exception of the tag titles in our camp, and Raynin holding the World Bombshell Championship, the rest of the titles are filled in irrelevancy. You can have the crown, but we still sit on the throne, bitch. And there's nothing you can do to change that. You're all about putting smiles on people’s faces, Pollyanna? Well, don't let that stop you this Sunday, because after I kick your ass from pillar to post, when that bell rings, I'll be smiling and looking down at you and holding that title over your lifeless body.

What do I have to say to Roxi Johnson? Bitch, please. Who the hell does she think she is to step up to the Mean Girls?

When generals don't properly communicate with their soldiers, consider the war lost and the soldiers dead. Remember, it was Misty who started this war against us Mean Girls, but she couldn't finish the job, or, rather, she finally reached her moment of clarity when she realized saving the division wasn't her hill to die on, especially after her soul crushing loss to Delia at High Stakes IV. Sure, she was never pinned, she never quit, she simply passed out, which is code for "giving up". Like when Odette gave up on her when they held the Bombshell Tag Titles, or when Misty gave up when she got pinned, costing her and Vixen those same tag titles, or when Vixen had to go out and get preggers, leaving Misty to fend for herself. And has anyone heard from Melody Grace? She's seemingly vanished into thin air. Some friends they are, huh?

What did Misty get out of her seven-month comeback? Winning the Blast from the Past Tournament, a consolation prize if ever there was one. Her retirement was the white flag that we all saw coming. Melody Grace isn't here, Vixen isn't here and don't expect Emma Rose, Necra Octavian Kane or Misty to walk back through that door.

The Mean Girls will rise again like the Phoenix and like the Empire we will strike back.

When we're through with Roxi and Friends, there will be no more heroes.”