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<Center>Scene One | Off Camera
| Destruction Continues |
I shook my head, I was bored as fuck, what else to do but this? I walked into the locker room of the gym as I threw my gym bag down on a nearby bench. I sat down as I ran my hands back through my hair, letting out a yawn as I unzipped my bag. At the top of my bag was my AOWF Legacy Championship, I smirked as I pulled it out and placed it on my lap… staring at it.
| Andrew Watts |
"Ah… my baby!”
I looked down at my AOWF Legacy Championship that was sitting in my lap. The one Championship that I still held in my possession after all of the years. What a win that match was, an 8 competitor free for all match with 8 competitors all from different wrestling promotions. I got to represent the PWO and I sure as hell did just that. Taking down not 1, not 2, but 7 other competitors to become the AOWF Legacy Champion, this Championship would never leave my side. I stood up, the AOWF Legacy Title now in my hands as I walked over to my gym bag, placing the Championship in it, zipping it shut, and tossing the bag in my gym locker. I closed the locker, setting my master lock to my locker so that no one would fuck with my shit. I put my headphones in, hitting play on my iPod as the music hit...
"I hear... a voice say "Don't be so blind"...
it's telling me all these things...
that you would probably hide...
am I... your one and only desire...
am I the reason you breathe...
or am I the reason you cry..."
"Always" - Saliva played on my iPod as I walked out of the locker room and into the decent sized gym. I had just signed up for a membership here a few days ago with Kaelin, yes SCW had it's own training grounds, but sometimes it's nice to just get away and see different faces… plus the SCW workout facility isn’t exactly ideal. I liked this place, especially since this place rarely had anyone in it around this time, nothing beats an empty gym. I threw my hands behind my back, trying to loosen up a bit, stretching my shoulders and upper back. I paused for a second, before pressing my fists into my lower back, bending backwards as my lower back cracked a few times. The doctor's had advised me to do that as often as possible, apparently it lets out some sort of fluids which lowered the risk of reinjury or something, stuff that didn't make sense to me but I went along with anyways. I looked around, the gym seemed completely empty, just how I liked it.
"I feel... like you don't want me around...
I guess i'll pack all my things...
I guess i'll see you around...
Its all... been bottled up until now...
as I walk out your door...
all I hear is the sound..."
The song continued to play in my ears as I walked towards the treadmills, I always liked to warm up with some light jogging, got the blood flowing, heart rate up, and definitely put me in the mood to hit an amazing workout. Just as I was about to reach the treadmills I felt someone sort of slap their hand along my upper back and left shoulder. I turned around to see a quite familiar face, go figure, I guess we REJECTS think alike. Alex Kaelin stood about a foot away from me, I guess he was feeling a workout at 4 AM too. I pulled one of my headphones out of my ear as he started a conversation.| Alex Kaelin |
"4 AM... What the hell are you doing here this early?”
| Andrew Watts |
"Well Dick, I could ask you the exact same thing now can't I?”
| Alex Kaelin |
"I guess we both are here for the same thing right? A quiet and peaceful workout, nobody around to annoy you, talk to you, ask for workout tips and what not. Am I right?”
| Andrew Watts |
"Yeah, it seems like you hit the nail right in the wall there. Exactly why I come here this early, nothing like having the whole gym to myself.”
| Alex Kaelin |
"Well I guess you won't be having the whole gym to yourself this time, you have to share with me... if that's okay with you, Mr. Big Shot.”
| Andrew Watts |
"I don't get to choose who works out here and when, but I guess I have to share the gym with a dick like you now… great, exactly how I want to start my morning. Ha, I’m busting your balls brotha, what the fuck is going on?”
Kaelin and I always had an interesting relationship, if people didn’t know us and they overheard our conversations… they would probably think that we didn’t like each other. But it was the exact opposite, we were pretty good friends… and as each day went by, we were becoming even better friends.
| Alex Kaelin |
Ha, my dude… I am so fucking tired man. I don’t even know why I am in here right now”
| Andrew Watts |
"Everyone has their reasons behind the things they do. I actually like working out this early, makes the day so much better, you feel so much better… well, at least I do.”
| Alex Kaelin |
"Yeah, but so does sleeping in til about noon. Don’t you agree?”
| Andrew Watts |
"Yeah you know what? You're right. But at the same time, why waste a day right? You ready for this Raiden looking weirdo that you have to face for the Roulette Championship?”
He nodded his head, a confident smirk on his face as he leaned slightly on his right leg.
| Alex Kaelin |
"I am. I watched over some of his shit, a few matches and what not… I am not really that impressed. So, how do you feel about my match being higher up than your match? Taking second seat to The Big Deal… bitch!”
| Andrew Watts |
"Higher than my match, that's right. I'll definitely be watching, hopefully you can pull it off. You sure you're ready for all of that pressure? Main Event and Title matches aren't the same as just any other match. They have a different feel, a different form of anxiety exists, you can't screw up one bit, you are basically the WHOLE show when you are in that match. Not to make you nervous or anything, but it's kind of a big deal.”
He laughed at the last comment, I totally stole his tagline there. He shook his head as he placed his hands on his hips, looking straight towards me.
| Alex Kaelin |
"Yeah well, I am pretty damn ready... I have been in these situations before, you forget that? Don’t think that you’re the only big deal in the REJECTS… I invented being a big deal.”
| Andrew Watts |
"Ha, that is a good one… I like that one, you should use it more often. Nah dude, you got this match, there is no way you can lose to this guy.. but if you do, I can’t wait to bust your fucking balls about losing to the guy that looks like Raiden from the Mortal Kombat video games. It’s going to be classic insult after classic insult.”
He rolled his eyes as I leaned against a nearby treadmill.
| Alex Kaelin |
"Yeah umm I think I can handle that. Don't forget who you are talking to brotha. I will kick your ass if I have to prove a point.”
| Andrew Watts |
"I never said you couldn't handle it, just letting you know that there is going to be some major pressure on you when you step between those ropes… kick my ass? You wish fucker, that is a road that nobody wants to go down. Plus, we are better off as allies anyways.”
He crosses his arms,he nods his head with a smirk, agreeing with me.
| Alex Kaelin |
"Dude I can’t wait to go to Europe...”
I quickly cut him off...
| Andrew Watts |
"OH EUROPE! I almost forgot… I fucking LOVE that place…. dude you have no idea what it is like in England… it is so…..”
He cut me off… what a dick….
| Alex Kaelin |
"I was in EWF too idiot, I know what you are going to say… I know exactly what it’s like. Someone losing their memory? Oh, by the way why the fuck aren’t you in that Gauntlet match for the new Championship?”
He started to program his treadmill as I gave him a weird look, what the fuck? He took the words from me, why didn’t put me in that match…? I thought I would have been perfect for it, I was sure I would be in it.
| Andrew Watts |
"Yeah, I don’t want to talk about that. Honestly? I don’t even want a title right now, so I guess that works out good. I was hoping to be in that match but since I am not, I am good on titles for a bit. You three can bring home the gold, I’ll just… keep kicking some Hillbilly ass, take out the rest of the trash. Alright, I need to start my workout… let’s do this.”
I smirked as he began to run on his treadmill. I walked over to a treadmill, hopping onto it, programming it to start at a medium speed, no incline, as I placed my headphones back into my ears and began to jog...
"I can't live without you...
I love you...
I hate you...
I can't live without you...
I just can't take any more...
this life of solitude...
I pick myself off the floor...
and now i'm done with you...
Always...
Always...
Always..."
The song continued as I picked up my pace, thinking about my match with Clint Outlaw… oh wait, I mean Wallace Jordan. Dammit, I keep confusing the damn inbreds. I guess that shows how important they are right? Exactly, my match with a nobody. I shook my head as I began to break a sweat, my feet moving with the speed of the treadmill. I couldn’t wait to get to England, I love England.Live Questions Blog | Online
| January 3, 2015 |Note: The following is a live online blog with questions sent in to Andrew Watts via affiliates and fans of SCW.| Question One |
How are you liking your start here in SCW so far? How impressed are you with the talent and action packed events? - SCW Fan: Joe
| Andrew Watts |Ha, this is actually a good one, let’s see here. Action packed events? I mean, I guess there are usually two or three action packed matches per show her in SCW, those being the matches that involve a REJECT in them. Otherwise, I have yet to be impressed… I mean, what is there to be impressed about? The so called top dog here in SCW, the big time Champion… he goes by the name of the “Mental Rapist,” I mean does that need any further explaining? Who the fuck calls themselves that, what is it even supposed to mean? Are you claiming that you mind fuck people or something? Are you claiming that you have mental issues which cause you to rape people? Did you rape someone once and get the charges dropped because you aren’t in the right state of mind? I mean, how much worse of a nickname can this guy pick for himself? I am honestly keeping my fingers crossed on both hands and hoping that this idiot loses his title, because I truly am not proud to say that I am part of an organization that is led by some piece of shit named the “Mental Rapist.” Obviously that all means that I am not impressed, not with the talent, not with anything yet. I am a very hard person to impress, and it is going to take a lot more than a few shows with some dedicated fans to get me to say wow. Not to mention, who the hell are this guys challengers in this match? I mean Drake Green and Gabriel? I have seen these two wrestle maybe one or two times at the most since signing my contract with SCW, who the hell are they? They put on a garbage Main Event at the last Climax Control, and now they end up in the Main Event of the biggest show SCW has had in months? I don’t understand… is it people who suck that get the big matches around here? Because it clearly seems that way to me. I mean I am over here, kicking hillbilly ass week in and week out, beating down that worthless Hydro idiot, and then shoving my foot so far up Drexel Matheson’s ass that my boot imprint tattooed his large intestines… I am kicking ass, everyone who steps in front of me goes down and they go down hard, they don’t really get up either, clearly. And yet, at such a big card, who do I get put against? Wallace Jordan, Clint Outlaw’s other half. I mean, I already beat this idiot down, nearly killed his cousin and made his wife cream her panties all at the same time… but here I am again, back at square one, facing an idiot like Wallace Jordan in a typical, boring match. It just doesn’t make sense, not to me at least… there are thirty-eight wrestlers fighting for a Championship at this show, that’s right thirty-eight! How the fuck do thirty-eight wrestlers get a title shot, when I am on a hot streak, undefeated, and nearly unstoppable… and I am stuck facing the hillbilly retard, with nothing on the line, literally nothing… other than a big ass beating for Billy Bob the Slob.
No seriously, let’s go down the list of people who are getting Championship matches and are completely undeserving. To kick the night off we are apparently crowning a new Champion, the Television or Internet Champion or some shit like that, I don’t know, same difference. Anyways who do we have in this match? We have Gavin Stephens, basically the only deserving wrestler in this match… not just because he is a REJECT but because, well… he has actually proven he deserves to be in this match, and he’ll prove exactly why when he walks out of it as the new Internet… or Television… or whatever the fuck new belt it is Champion. Now, as for the rest of the idiots in this match. Bo Dreamwolf, the guy who got a win over Gavin, great job referee… have you never heard of a rope break? Gavin had the fucking rope, CLEARLY… and this referee just continues to count anyways, and then gives Gavin the win. Bo Dreamwolf got extremely lucky here, considering he was getting his ass handed to him that whole match, SCW needs to hire some new referees or something if this continues to happen. Alright, who is next… how about Blaque Heart Bruce Evans. This guy just keeps getting title opportunities and he just keeps on losing. He was in the Roulette Title Tournament, and he lost… then he got another chance in that same Tournament and he actually won… then he randomly ends up in the Semi-Finals of the tourney, and he lost… again… and now? Now he finds himself in this match, looking at yet ANOTHER Championship opportunity. I mean, who in management is this guy giving a happy ending to in order to get shot after shot after shot? Clearly a favorite of management, he must take AMAZING care of them. Hydro, why the FUCK is Hydro in this match? Why is he even still in Sin City Wrestling? I mean, this guy basically gave up on his career here, I don’t even think he has hit a move on an opponent since… well, NEVER. I bashed this piece of shit’s face in, Gavin bashed this piece of shit’s face in, Chris Shitman bashed this piece of shit’s face in… and what does he get? The guy without a win to his name, he gets a CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH! Because clearly that makes complete sense, I mean… I guess I should just let Wallace Jordan beat the living fuck out of me, considering if I lose I may find myself in the Main Event of the next Climax Control. If I didn’t have so much hate for this cowboy idiot, I would actually test the theory… but I plan on ending his career, therefore the theory won’t be tested… not this time at least.
We also have DP Midas and Gayleb Houston in a fucking Tag Team Title Match… umm, why? Why are they in a match for the Tag Team Titles while Giani Di Luca and J2H are in a non-title match at this big ass show? Did management completely overlook the fact that the team of Giani and J2H completely DESTROYED DP and Gayleb just a couple of weeks ago? DP hasn’t won a match since his debut, and Gayleb has had a few lucky wins, but what doesn’t make sense is the fact that Giani and J2H literally DESTROYED the Dick Lick Clique, but somehow they end up in a non-title match while Dick Lick Clique find themselves with a Tag Team Title shot. Maybe I am losing it here, but that just sounds completely… incorrect to me. I might be wrong, I didn’t have my normal sleep last night, and the coffee just isn’t kicking in… oh hell if I am wrong, I am far from wrong and everyone knows it. Power Play should be in the Tag Team Title match but I guess we all know the reason why DP and Gayleb are the ones in it. They are called the Dick Lick Clique for a reason, they bitch, moan, and whine their way to the top… this is a perfect example of it. There is no fucking way that these guys deserve a Tag Title Match in a so called stacked Tag Team Division, there is no reasonable explanation for this, and I think anyone could agree with me on that one… anyone.
There is of course the Alex Kaelin Roulette Title Match… that one actually makes sense. Kaelin is on a hot streak, he is a REJECT, he has been kicking ass week in and week out and well… he deserves it. Oh and I think his opponent is actually half decent, hell… these two might be the best match of the night… I mean don’t get me wrong, it’s clear that Kaelin will beat the fuck out of the idiot who looks like he came out of a Harry Potter movie, but… at least they are both deserving, one a bit more than the other. This match actually makes sense, I guess that makes one match out of… what? twelve? eleven? One that actually looks right. Side note, Kaelin is going to rip his ass open, because that’s EXACTLY what Kaelin has done since day one.
Traci Patterson, I’m going to keep this one short because I don’t really give two fucks about the Bombshells… but why the fuck is she in a Title Match? She literally got ANNIHILATED by Amanda Cortez last show, I mean… it was bad. It was the shortest match I have seen in SCW and possibly the shortest match ever. I believe the official time was 29 seconds? Give or take a millisecond or two. But hey, what does this show? Losers get Title Shots… and as it seems that this is the case, well… then I am completely fucked, because I don’t lose. I guess I won’t be holding any gold here in SCW, but you can damn sure bet I will continue to kick ass, Highlight, and show every piece of shit that steps into the ring with me, exactly what happens when you step into the ring with one of the REJECTS. So I guess that sort of answers my question on what my opinion is on SCW? I have none, I don’t give a shit about SCW… I come here, and I do what I do best. I kick ass, and I win matches. Apparently I won’t be winning Championships, since the winners don’t get those opportunities… but hell, I will continue to destroy anything that gets in my way. So whoever asked that question; I am loving my start here, because I am ripping everyone apart… how impressed am I with the talent and action packed shit? I am ZERO impressed, and I don’t really give a fuck, I’m just here to do my thing. With all… ALL of that said I think it’s time for… um, shit. There we go, on to the next question…| Question Two |
What is your sex life like? Who are you banging behind the scenes? - SCW Fan: David
| Andrew Watts |This is a cute question, wouldn’t you like to know? My sex life is actually amazing, it’s one that you could only dream of… and as far as answering a question like the one you just asked me? Well that is exactly how drama starts, because other dumb unprofessional wrestlers would actually answer this question. I am going to go ahead and take a pass here… you can go jerk your cock to the idea of who you think I am fucking though, idiot.| Question Three |
Besides your own match, which match are you most looking forward to on the card? - SCW Fan: Erika
| Andrew Watts |I am not really looking forward to any ONE match in particular… just looking forward to watching the rest of the REJECTS while I am in the back warming up before my match, and cooling down after my win. I can’t wait to see the Kaelin kicks some ass… I am interested however in what type of match he will find himself in, I know that shit is always determined last minute, so it should be a good one. Gavin can hold his own and I have confidence in him walking out of the Ultimate X Gauntlet, plus nobody else in that match is exactly impressive, other than Gavin… and Mikah? Well, Mikah is a bad bitch… and she is going to show just how bad when she beats the livin hell out of every other Bombshell in that match of hers… poor girls… poor poor girls…| Question Four |
How is the wound? Stitches holding up? - SCW Affiliate: Mr. Peterson
| Andrew Watts |Wound? Oh, you mean that little scratch that Clint Buttlaw put on me? Yeah, it’s perfectly fine… the stitches actually come out 2 days before my match with his idiot cousin, so… yeah, nothing to worry about there.| Question Five |
Hey, it's Gavin. Are you even on this SuperCard thing? Who you facing man? - SCW Wrestler: Gavin Stephens
| Andrew Watts |Gavin, you my friend do one of two things. Either you must not follow closely, or you are like me and just don’t give a fuck about what goes on with anybody else in this place. I have been getting challenge by this idiot Wallace Jordan week in and week out… even after I beat his brains out, and nearly killed his cousin, he still wants at it with me. SCW actually gave him the match too, unreal. I mean how many times do I have to beat an idiot senseless right? I can’t believe that I have to face ANOTHER fucking Hillbilly… I swear these guys haven’t had this match action since they starred in that Wrong Turn movie. Wait, that was them right? Those inbred, psycho hillbillies? Because this whole time in SCW, that’s exactly who I’ve thought they are.| Question Six |
So are you afraid that Wallace Jordan might be coming with a vengeance after all you have done to him and his family? - SCW Fan: Thomas
| Andrew Watts |Afraid… of Wallace Jordan? Yeah… no, not really. Can we get a real question on here or something?| Question Seven |
So what are your thoughts on a tickle session with me at the next show? - SCW Bombshell: Amanda Cortez
| Andrew Watts |Tickle session? Umm, well Amanda I guess that could be interesting. I’m not ticklish so I am guessing you’ll be the one I will be groping, I mean… tickling. I’ve seen you around, you’re a looker… I think I could probably take this offer up. Maybe sometime between our matches… or just after our matches, that way we have nothing to interrupt us. I’ll keep you updated Cortez.| Question Eight |
Looks like the worn down, beat up piece of shit is still somehow putting up a name for himself. How many painkillers are you on in order to stay standing straight in that ring? Do I need to come to SCW and finish the job? - Fellow Wrestler: Ethan Lee Alexander
| Andrew Watts |Ethan Lee Alexander… it’s been a while since that name has popped up. Finish what job? As far as I recall, the only good hit you ever got on me was popping me in the back, stabbing me in the back, and beating me down when I wasn’t looking. If you call that starting a job then… you won’t be finishing a whole lot of jobs. I would love to see you try and come into SCW, and if you make it here… I would love to see you try and come after me… it would be the biggest mistake you’ve ever made in your life… and you’ve made some PRETTY damn big mistakes in that fuck up that you call a life. Enjoy the show, feel lucky that you never got to feel the wrath that Ben Wallace Jordan is going to feel.| Question Nine |
I’m a big fan of yours, I have been following you ever since you wrestled here in Europe in the EWF… and I already have tickets to see you destroy Wallace Jordan. Attached is a photo of me, hopefully you like… but I would definitely like to meet you, oh and a question… hmm. I would also like your autograph. Where do you want to sign me? Right Above My Pussy… Between My Breasts… Or All Over My Arse... - SCW Fan: Jenna
| Andrew Watts |We have a freaaaaaaaaaaaaak… I mean, well, um… that is quite the picture, I didn’t expect you to be wearing… well, nothing. Feel free to Tweet out to me on Twitter and we can definitely arrange that. I think I can sign all of the above. Sounds like an unrefusable offer, especially all over your ass. Side Note… I won’t be signing with a pen either. Happy you are a big fan, need more that look like you.| Question Ten |
So… tell us about your match… tell us about England… tell us what is on your mind? - SCW Affiliate: Mrs. Holmes
| Andrew Watts |Alright, this one right here is the final question. I’ll make sure that I make it a pretty good answer, keep all of you fans happy or whatever. I can give two fucks about any of this shit, but ugh… here we go. Alright England… England… England! Man I fucking missed England alright. I can’t wait to get back there, that’s for damn sure. It reminds me of the good ole days in the European Wrestling Federation, traveling all over Europe, but England was always one of the hot spots. The girls, the sports, the girls, the pussy, the girls, the pubs, the girls… oh and the girls… I love England. I can’t wait to get back there again and have some good times like back in the mid to late 2000’s. I am sure it is just as good as it was back then, shit… it is probably even fucking better now. I even have a few people I plan to visit, if the mother fuckers are still around. Oh and the girls… I just love that they say “smack my arse… shove it in my arse” something about the word arse, just makes it sound so much more dirty than… ass. I can’t wait to hear them scream it out, I love England… lets go now.
Ugh, oh… yeah, sorry… England side tracked me a bit there, alright the rest of the
question, ummm…. yeah I don’t even remember it. Give me a second to re-read this shit,
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Ah that is right, my match. I mean there is not a whole lot to say that I have not said in the last what? Four weeks? I mean week after week this fucking inbred hillbilly piece of shit, diaper wearing, cock sharing family just keeps putting their noses where they don’t belong… in my fucking business. Wallace is going to learn the hard way not to stick his nose in my business in England, because I am going to stick his nose so far up his own dirty, filthy asshole that he is going to never want to take a breath again. Wallace Jordan is the scum of SCW, he is the garbage that gets thrown around and never actually tossed into the dumpster. Well in England, my favorite place to be… I am going to finally shove his trash ass in the dumpster, oh and then you know what Wallace? After I throw you in the dumpster and shut the lid...I’m going to fuck that pretty little wife of yours. She’ll be speaking three different languages by the time I am done with her, and trust me… none of those languages will be that hillbilly shit that you all speak. I’m going to turn that woman into… a woman.
As for what else I have on my mind? Honestly, all that is on my mind is all of the woman in England… ass ass ass… correction, arse arse arse. Can’t wait to have it bouncing all over me; big ones, small ones, juicy ones, bubbly ones, tan ones, pale ones… all of the variety, bring it on. Oh, and as for Wallace Jordan? You’re going to fucking regret the day that you ever talked shit to the REJECT… because this will be your last match you inbred fuck. I will end… your career. You’re just another…
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