Home... ok, it's not exactly London, but it is England. A place where you can be cheered for being a bastard elsewhere, I love it
Birmingham, England, in 2015. Been a damn long time since my feet hit British soil. Been a long long time since I could say I was in a country with respect and decency. Million times better than America. I don't have to like you America but I will continue to take your money.
Thank fuck I don't have to wrestle for those overweight slobs for a while. Time to be a hero in front of my own fans.
"So cold." Odette whispers as she stands next to me.
My eyes look down on my pregnant wife as she stands in the streets of Birmingham. A cold drizzle of rains mists the air, resting gently on her fur coat, and matching grey fur hat. Her soft eyes look up at me as I put my leather jacket clad arm around her shoulder, looking around the street, lit up by dim street lights. I move closer to Odette as we walk slowly down the street.
"Say the woman who insisted we buy a house in Sweden" I casually say, a slight laugh in my tone.
Odette tilts her head as she looks up at me.
"Because Sweden is pretty." She replies "This is just miserable."
I nod in slight agreement.
"Yeah" I state "Miserable as all hell, but you know, for some reason, some genius in the SCW offices thought it would be a wise idea to have me do this stupid arse "audience with..." crap, for people just to draw some attention to their show. Like they need to draw attention to it. I'm in the main event, in a country that loves me, that's attention enough."
As Odette and I continue to walk the grey paving slabs below my feet, a young woman and child approaches us, a young boy.
"Mummy!" The boy shouts in excitement "It's Gabriel and Odette!"
I raise my hand with a wave to the child as he looks up towards Odette and myself.
"Don't point David." The mother tells the child. "It's rude."
"It's all good." I reply "Hello David."
The child's eyes light up at the mere mention of his name.
"He knows my name!" David says as he tugs on his mothers long, woolen jacket.
Odette can't help but smile, her mothering instincts forcing her to run her hand over her stomach, feeling her ever growing baby bump. Shyly, David looks back towards us.
"You are so gonna be the champion on Sunday." He tells me, his eyes smiling from his cheekbones.
"I am." I tell him as I bend down, dropping to one knee "Cause I'm gonna do it for every single person that supports me in this country. I'm gonna do it for every single person that doesn't like Sean Jackson as champion, I'm gonna do it cause I don't like Drake Green."
I ruffle the young boys hair as I stand up, putting myself on a vertical base
"Would you mind if I took a picture" The mother asks us.
"Be my guest." I reply as she pulls out her phone.
I bend down again next to the boy as Odette crouches to the other side of him. The mother holds the phone up and quickly takes the picture of us as we smile. I straighten up and look in the mothers eyes.
"Mind if I see that?" I ask the mother.
The woman steps closer, showing me the picture she has just taken of us.
"That's a good picture" I say with a nod "Would look great autographed."
The woman looks at me curiously.
"May I?" I ask with my hand out, beckoning for the phone.
The woman slowly puts her hand out handing me the phone.
"Now this is something you won't see every day." I tell her "Keep your eyes closely on the phone."
I hold the phone flat on my left palm, face down, covering the picture just taken. The mother looks at me and back to the phone as I trace my fingers across the top of it. I press my palm down on the phone, and squeezes it, slowly running my hand in a circle motion. I lift my left hand to show the phone has disappeared and replaces with just a small square of white paper. I take the paper and start to unfold it in to an A4 sized blank page. I turn it over to show a fully laminated photograph, the exact same photograph just taken on the phone. I reach in to my pocket and quickly pull out a pen, signing my name across it before handing it to Odette. She takes the pen from my fingers and signs her name across it before handing it to David.
"Wow!" He says surprised "Thank you."
"You're welcome" Odette says with a smile.
"Where's my..." the mother asks.
"I'd check your pocket if I was you." Odette tells her "It's where things usually end up."
As the woman puts her hand in her pocket, I nod towards Odette with a smile. The woman reaches in and pulls out her phone, looking down at it with surprise.
"We have to go." I tell them "But make sure you tune in to Inception on Sunday. You will see me become SCW Heavyweight champion."
I wrap my hand in Odette's gloved hand and we continue to walk past the mother and young David. Odette looks at me with curious eyes.
"You're much nicer here than you are in America." Odette inform me.
I can't help but smile at my wife's observation, as I look towards her.
"What's that meant to mean?" I ask.
"In America, you'd have just kept walking." Odette thoughtfully says.
"Ah, O." I start with a smile "This is different. In America, they cheer their kiss ass losers like Drake Green, just cause he has his tongue up their arses. They're uncultured where they get a kick out of watching reality shows, or gathering the family to make an obese child like Honey Boo Boo famous, but here, England, they appreciate hard work and honesty. They appreciate straight talk. These are my people O, these are the people who will cheer me when I win the SCW Heavyweight championship."
Odette looks at me, a smile crossing her Aussie lips.
"Someone sounds confident." She informs me.
"Someone is determined." I reply "Right, arse in gear to do this stupid 'Audience with SCW' bullshit."
The camera fades out from that cold Birmingham street to the Birmingham Repertory Theatre.
The Rep... aka Birmingham Repertory Theatre, in Centenary Square, Birmingham. "An Audience with SCW" is well underway in the eight hundred and twenty five seat auditorium known as "The House".
Let me explain to you the concept of An Audience With... because so many of you have been brainwashed with shit reality shows, this one has probably passed you by. Basically, for the idiots who don't know, it's a one person show, where a person, usually a singer, would have a celebrity audience, who ask pre-arranged questions, then they'll get answered, the host will sing a little, eight million people will watch it on television and talk about it the next day.... simple enough for even the stupid people out there to understand.
Well welcome to an SCW one, non televised, lots of SCW stars being asked stuff by strangers, and the eight hundred or so people here piss off home later and tell their families how great I am... easy.
I stand behind the red curtain, holding my wife's hand as we stand and wait for my name to be called. I look at Odette, my hand on her stomach.
"You know this is a crock of shit, right?" I tell her.
"How so?" She replies to me.
"Well." I start "Any other company would do the smart thing. Take the English guy that's in the main event, send him to Sky Sports for an interview, send him to any decent television station, or radio station to promote the hell out of this shit. SCW stick me in a room with a bunch of brummies, no televised thing, just stick me in a room with these guys to answer a few questions or so and get the hell out of here. I don't need to see shit on these lot, they all bought the premium package tickets to get to see the show and this, they'll be at the event anyway on Sunday."
A kick hits my hand as I look at Odette with a wink.
"Even the baby agrees that this is a crock." I tell Odette.
Odette puts her hand on mine as the baby kicks once more, running her fingers along mine.
"Yeah." Odette says with a warm smile "The baby agrees, but from Sunday, you'll be leading this company, you will be the top guy. They're gonna ask you to do a lot more."
I big smile breaks out on my lips as I put my other hand on Odette's shoulder.
"Oh no baby." I reply with a low tone to my voice "You see that contract Despy conned me in to signing on behalf of Christian Underwood... well Despy got a few of his own things in there for me. If I'm not booked, I don't have to be there. In fact, the amount of holiday time he got me, I could basically turn up one show a month, defend the title, and disappear again. Like that overpaid jackass in another company."
"Who?" Odette asks
"That guy who couldn't decide if he wanted to wrestle, play American football or get involved in MMA" I say as I wink at the camera. "Simple thing is, is once I take that title on Sunday, I control SCW and my SCW future. I will have the power."
"Ladies and gentlemen." A muffled voice is heard saying from behind the red curtain "Please welcome to the stage.... GABRIEL!"
I kiss Odette on the forehead.
"That's my cue." I quickly say "I'll be back soon."
I take a deep breath as I turn to face the red curtain as Breed 77's "Zombie" starts to play. I step through the curtain to a surprising applause. I look around the wooden stage, seeing a tall leather chair, a table and a microphone, set on a stand. On the table sits a bottle of unopened water. I walk towards the chair, picking up the microphone from the stand in front of it as the music fades.
"I'm not used to a happy response like that." I say with a laugh.
I quickly clear my throat, looking around the rows of seats, not an empty seat in the entire place. I raise the microphone to my lips.
"Hello Birmingham." I start "There's no point telling you who I am, because I'm the guy you all obviously came to see."
I move towards the chair, sitting on the leather top and looking around the people in front of me, their eyes bright in anticipation.
"When I heard SCW was coming to England, I was excited as all hell." I start "It's been a hell of a long time since I got to wrestle over here and with SCW always trying to hit new places, go all over the world, I never thought I'd get a chance to be back here, but I am and I'm back to main event a show that sets the standard for every show we do this year. Englishman in the main event at a supercard, in England. Smart booking, no?"
A few of the crowd laugh.
"It's been a long time since I got a shot at the heavyweight championship, a long time." I comment as I run my free hand on my chin. "It's been a long time coming that I should take a shot at this thing. I've been in the ring with a lot of people since I returned just under a year ago and give or take some bad refereeing from Sean Jackson, I've beat everyone, so I can say I deserve to be where I am on Sunday and I've worked tirelessly to be there."
An unexpected round of applause cuts through the silent air as I look around.
"So there's been others out here before me." I start "So I'm guessing you're aware of the whole concept of this thing. You ask me questions till that little guy over there gives me a wave and I go backstage to my pregnant wife and get out of here."
I point to the side of the stage, where a man in a black suit jacket and wearing a big set of headphones, with built in mic is seen standing. I look back to the crowd.
"So question time. If you've been given pre-arranged questions, do me a favour and rip them up right now. I don't want any robotic stuff, you ask what you want." I say "Don't be shouting them out, just raise ya hand, I'll point, some guy will lift a big mic above your head, you talk, I'll answer and we all go home happy."
An arrogant smirk crosses my face as a sea of hands fire up in the air. I reach for the nearby water bottle, putting the mic on the table as I lift the bottle, screwing the cap off. I point to a woman in the front row as I take a gulp of water before replacing the bottle on the table and picking up the microphone again.
"Hi Gabriel." The mousy haired woman says. "Big fan"
"Isn't everyone?" I reply with a look of cockiness on my face.
The crowd laugh for a few seconds.
"My question is." The woman starts "although wrestling is more entertainment than realness, is there any legit hate backstage?"
"Well, do you get on with all your co-workers?" I ask.
The woman quickly shakes her head.
"It doesn't matter what line of work you're in, you'll never get on with all your co-workers." I start "And wrestling is a testosterone driven thing. It fuels the ego and makes some people think they're better than what they are, makes them think people are below them and yeah, it pisses people off. Some people use it in their work, some people go and moan, bitch and complain behind peoples back. I'm very up front with it all."
Hands quickly fire in the air and I point to a man half way back.
"Is there anyone you don't like?" He asks.
"Yeah, I can't stand Drake Green." I say without hesitation "In fact a lot of the stuff I've said about Drake Green recently, is one hundred percent true to how I feel. Drake Green is a scam artist, not a people person, he'll happily sit there and make you think that he cares about the fans but he does what he can to push himself up the card. If the fans didn't buy in to his hype, he would be opening matches against new people rather than main eventing at supercards. People backstage know I can not stand the man, so they keep us apart from each other."
More hands fly in to the air, and I point to a much older gentleman.
"What made you agree to this whole angle?" The man asks me.
"Because I think the reason Drake Green is sitting up there at the top is because no one is willing to step up and take his place, so the fans continue to focus on him" I reply "You look at SCW, we're an independent federation, those less loyal will follow the money. The people with real potential pack up and go as soon as they get popular. Drake might be a complete manipulative dick, and Sean Jackson might come across as one, but they're loyal. People who can take Drake's place disappear too easy, but I won't. I want everyone to see that once I take his spotlight, Drake will go back to where he deserves and that's why I did it. If this was a mid card thing, I wouldn't have wasted my time, but it's not so I can shun him from his undeserving spot."
More hands wave in the air and I point to a redheaded woman.
"You speak about loyalty." She starts "Is there anyone you can see in the dressing room that will stay loyal to SCW for life?"
I reach over to the water bottle, picking it up and taking a gulp, holding the microphone in my other hand while I consider my co-workers.
"I think Blaque Hart Bruce Evans bleeds SCW" I start "Very committed, very loyal, a proper SCW guy. In fact, if Blaque Hart beats Sean Jackson on ASW Showdown on Thursday, once I beat Sean Jackson on Sunday, I want Blaque Hart to be my first title defense. He would have earned his spot"
Hands in the air once more as I look around the audience. I point to a blonde woman.
"When you're done with wrestling, can you ever see yourself in a reality show like Celebrity Big Brother of I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here?" She asks.
I shake my head
"God no!" I say firmly "Not a chance in hell. Two of the worst shows I've ever seen. If I wanted to watch people sit around in a house, scratching their arses and trying to make themselves look good, I'd hang out at relatives houses more. As for I'm a Celeb.... I'm married to an Aussie and she's told me all about the outback and stuff like that, I'd rather not spend my time around Z list people and look out for spiders and such. Next question please."
I point to a man sitting in the front row.
"Who is your dream opponent?" He asks
"So many to choose from but my dream opponent is probably Synn." I reply "He can wrestle any style, his strong, and I think the build up work we could do would be amazing"
I look to the side and the man holds up one finger.
"Looks like we've got time for one more question." I inform the audience.
Hands fly in the air in all kinds of directions. I point to a young guy, early teens.
"If you beat Sean Jackson and Drake Green on Sunday, how will you celebrate?" He asks me.
I stand up, holding the mic in front of me.
"I have no idea." I start "but I'm thinking maybe a parade, be given the key to every city in England and celebrate like it's new year all over again. I'm not focused on what I'm gonna do when I win the title, but I am very focused on winning the thing and that is something I can promise you all that I will do. I will walk away from Inception as SCW heavyweight champion and I will kick off the new wrestling year in style."
I glance to the man at the side of the stage who simply gives me a nod.
"Right guys. That's my lot, so I'll see you all on Sunday." I say as I place the microphone back on the stand. "Remember, I will win that title for you."
Breed 77's Zombie starts to play again as I turn and start to walk towards the red curtain and the scene fades out.
The love me... they really love me here...
That's something you really don't have to feel in the air tonight, because I'm home, my feet are in my own country and they love me here. Now I know this doesn't effect you Sean, because you don't give a damn if they cheer or boo you, but you Drake, this is gonna be an experience.
They're going to boo you Drake, and that's something new for you...
You're going to crumble.
Your silence speaks volumes Drake, your silence tells the world what they need to know about you. You're scared, aren't ya Drake? So your burying yourself in bombshells as usual because you can not face reality, because you can not face the simple fact that your career at the top finishes on Sunday, that the fans will see you for what you truly are. They are already working you out, they're already coming to the conclusion that you've not cracked up to what you want them to believe.
Their rose tinted glasses are off.
They've thrown them to the ground and stomped all over them because you never had the common decency to speak to them this week. The novelty of Drake Green has worn off now and they're turning, they're moving away from you and looking towards other people.
You're finished Drake.
Time for a new career, because these people are embarrassed that they actually cheered you. With all the shit I've been slinging in your direction lately, the shit Sean Jackson has been throwing at you lately and you respond with nothing. You utter embarrassment to mankind. These people can now see what I've been telling them for weeks about you, they can see it Drake, they can see how full of shit you truly are now. You sir have proved my point without me trying any harder than what I've had to, you have shown your true colours at last Drake.
I'm begrudgingly proud of you....
I was once like you Drake, denying who I was for the sake of being part of a successful team. I was suppressing who I could be, to fit in, to be who people wanted to see, and then the most glorious thing happened to me. The shackles fell off me Drake and I became who I wanted to be. No more arse kissing to fans and bosses alike, no more sitting and being anyone other than who I wanted to be and it set me free. You've already started to do that Drake by not defending yourself, you've already got to the point where you simply don't care anymore, where you're a beaten man.
Now is the time to admit to them all that you've lied for so long.
You have nothing more to lose. Your pride has gone, your will to fight has gone, your drive has gone, your passion has gone. Come Sunday, your career will be gone too so grab that microphone before our match Drake. Take it in both hands and admit to being the scum bag that you truly are. Tell them the truth because your time of being relevant is well and truly over.
I will make sure of that Drake, I will make sure that you will be going out with a whimper.
Enjoy this main event Drake, for it will be your last.
And now we breathe for just a second because now it stops being about mercy killing and starts becoming about a bigger prize.
Hello Mr Jackson.
I'm quite old school in many ways Sean, for example, I will not look at a promo of an opponent, until mine is on the air, just so I don't spend the whole time responding to said promo, instead of playing my own game, but Supercards Sean, I believe a second promo has every right to respond to an opponents first promo.
Agree?
Couldn't give a fuck if you agree or not because there's a few of your words about me stuck in my mind and well, if I didn't respond, do you know who I'd be?
I'd be Drake Green.
Cheap shot but fitting. I get the feeling you're taking me a little too lightly here Sean. I mean who arranges a match in another company, against an SCW start, just days before a big title defense at a supercard for the company that has made you a star?
Selfish bastard...
Yep, you are. Just to get that face of yours out there, you're risking injury, or giving yourself an excuse in advance on why I'm gonna be taking your title. I bet you're secretly hoping for an injury, just so you don't have to get in the ring with me. If ya that damn scared of me, just give the title belt back to your little buddy Hot Stuff, and I'll just go end Drake's career and take the title and you won't have to get involved. You can hide in Arizona with all the little fishes and I won't have to show you first hand about taking me seriously.
That's what it's all about...
...You need to take me seriously Sean and you're really not. You spent half the time waffling on about Drake Green, telling people what they already know about it, and all the while you're letting me slip on past. That's fine Sean, you keep on sitting there and underestimating me and what I'm all about.
This is not a gift Sean.
This is what I've earned. Life is a gift Sean, what you do with it, is the difference from it being a Ferrari or a pair of sweat socks. I've earned the Ferrari by losing one match all year, but did I really and truly lose that one Sean? Did I?
How stupid are you Sean?
Serious question. Not because you short changed me, but because you could have let Drake keep that hold on, put me out of the Inception main event and you could have done what you've done so well over the last few months and beat Drake Green! What you did by ending that match early, is end your very own title reign, just like that. You should have let Drake hurt me Sean, you should have let him put me out so damn much, I'd be watching you face him from my house in Vegas, but nope, you thought you was being smart about everything but nope, it's gone and cost you your title.
Idiot.
Full blown idiot.... Ladies and gentlemen this is your champion. This is the guy that leads the company, this is the guy who never saw that by handing Drake an early win, he just put the pressure on himself. For a guy that's living the high life, you're none too clever, are ya? You've committed suicide with your title reign.
The mind boggles...
How can a champion in every place he's been, be such a stupid fucker... truly stupid as shit. First you let me leave Climax Control injury free, then you underestimate me, then you allow yourself to get involved in a match on the other side of the world just days before working at a huge event, then, with a huge prize on the line, you give me the chance to walk away.
No way Pedro!
Why walk away when you retard levels of stupidity has already handed me the title? What's wrong with you?
You can't see it but I'm smirking at your stupidity.
You mention my wife, but let me let you in on something here Sean. She wants to see me with that title, she wants to see me beat you and well, what my wife wants, my wife usually gets. You are right though Sean, I should make her feel special, shouldn't I? I should make her feel very special, so you know what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna take your Heavyweight title so she feels special that the SCW heavyweight champion is her husband.
I know I've had some harsh words Sean, and I don't want to end you as much as I want to end Drake Green, but that title belt deserves to be with someone a little better in every department.
That someone is me.
Enjoy your last days with that title belt Sean, enjoy every damn minute with it, and Drake, enjoy every last minute of that fading career of yours, because come Sunday at Inception, one title belt, and one career will belong to me. Mine, all mine!
May God have mercy on your souls....
... because I will not!