*** Thursday October 30th, 2014***
***Back from the commercial break with the Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon. The crowd erupts into their cheers as directed by the signs on the lights as Jimmy stands up front on the stage. He applauds himself as he runs down tomorrow's guests and then begins walking back to sit behind the Tonight Show desk. Jimmy as usual is dressed to impress in gray dress pants, a white button up dress shirt, gray jacket, black dress shoes, and a navy blue tie. He takes a sip from his coffee mug as he introduces the final guest for his show***
Jimmy: Alright ladies and gentlemen. My next guest has been in the wrestling business for nearly twenty years. He has been a champion in every promotion he has been in, except for the one he's currently in. Please welcome Sin City Wrestling's Blaque Hart Bruce Evans!
***The tonight show band "The Roots" play their version of "Oh Canada" as the audience as well as Jimmy stand and applaud. Blaque Hart Bruce Evans walks out from the back and salutes the audience with a wave and a smile on his face as he walks up to Jimmy and shakes his hand. Bruce is wearing a pair of black jeans, a black and yellow Horace Jackson "The Force Is Strong" shirt, black shoes, and his hair tied back in a ponytail as always. Bruce walks out to the audience shaking hands with a few of them and he even stops to take a few photos with them before heading back towards Jimmy. As he approaches, with the audience still in a frenzy he takes the single seat next to the desk of Jimmy. On the sofa placed next to the single chair sits the earlier guests Justin Timberlake to the right and Kermit the frog to the left. Bruce shakes hands with Justin first, and then reaches to shake with the muppet, out of audio saying something to them both. Bruce reaches and grabs the coffee mug placed in front of him by a stage hand and takes a sip from it. As the audience calms down in volume, Jimmy begins to speak***
JF: Wow!
***Audience applause***
JF: I must say I DID NOT expect this kind of reaction for someone who's supposed to be the "bad guy"!
***Audience laughs as do Jimmy and Bruce***
BHBE: Well Jimmy, you've got something a lot of the other talk shows don't have, a smart audience!
***Camera pans over to the audience as they continue to applaud before panning back over to Jimmy and Evans***
JF: So Blaque, or Bruce, or Mr. Evans, what should I call you?
***Bruce chuckles***
BHBE: Well we go back a while so you can just call me Mr. Blaque Hart Bruce Evans.
***Laughter from crowd, and a smirk on Evans' and Jimmy's faces***
JF: O.k. Mr. Blaque Hart Bruce Evans. First let me say what an honor it is to have you here. I've followed you since pretty much the start of your career, and let me tell you this, I AM A FAN!!!
***A pause as the audience and Jimmy applaud Bruce as does Justin Timberlake and Kermit***
BHBE: Thank you.
JF: So after almost twenty years in the business, you've recently returned to action. You retired, took some time off and now you're back. And you're back with S.C.W. Sin City Wrestling, tell us all a little about them.
BHBE: Well ya know, S.C.W. was the promotion I came back to in 2011. To me it was for me. It just felt right ya know? I just had that feeling of belonging there. My agent worked out the deal in 2011 and he told me for sure that it was the place to be. The talent was amazing, the staff welcomed me with open arms and it was just a match. So that was that and it's where I've been since. But in 2012 I had some personal problems and I wasn't myself. Basically I wasn't focused on my career. So that year around this time I lost a match where the loser had to leave the company. Unfortunately I got beat and I left not only the company but the business all together.
JF: So when you left the business, what did you do. Something you've been doing for over half your life is over, taken away from you, what do you do?
BHBE: Well I'm gonna say it was hard Jimmy. Really it was rough. For the first few days and weeks and even months I was lost. I didn't know what to do with myself. I was home everyday for the first time in a very long time. My wife and kids loved it but honestly I was a wreck, I was completely miserable. I'd sit at home and watch it on the television and just wish I could be there and be a part of it. I mean unless you're in this business you really can't understand what it's like to have it just swept from under your feet, it was hard Jimmy.
JF: So doing your off time how did you manage to keep yourself busy after not being able to do something that your life has revolved around for so long?
BHBE: Well I did get a few offers from other promotions to work for them but it just wasn't for me. I felt like they didn't have that certain "it factor" that Sin City had. So I ended up turning them down. Plus my wife didn't want me going back in the business as we were working on us, our marriage. So.... to keep myself busy I'd just listen to old N'Sync albums.
***The crowd erupts into laughter as does Jimmy, Kermit, and of course Justin Timberlake***
JF: So okay. Now you're back. Since you've been back it seems you're going back to your old roots. What I remember you as. The man that hates America!
***The marks in the audience begin to boo as Bruce cracks a cocky grin across his face***
BHBE: Well Jimmy. My dad used to always tell me. If it ain't broke don't fix it. Face it, what better time to go back to my roots. Everyone knows I'm a very proud Canadian. If you've followed me all this time you'd know I have no problem representing where I come from. I love my home. I don't do it to be hated, it just so happens that the fans don't like it because I "bash" their home. Bottom line is this, in this business you do whatever is going to get you on the map, put you in the spotlight so to speak and I do it better than ANYONE in the business.
***A few members of the Audience cheer, Jimmy lets out a light laugh***
JF: I guess we have a few Canadians in the studio.
BHBE: There's some of us everywhere Jimmy!
*** Jimmy and Bruce laugh together***
JF: So tell us about this show you've got coming up. Sunday November 9th, it's HIGH STAKES. The fourth one if I'm not mistaken. And did I hear this right? You guys are going to be right here in New York?!?
***Audience erupts into cheers***
BHBE: Yea that's right. New York is where it's all going down. We've been on a military tour for the past month or so and I believe it's going to be our last stop at the Michie Stadium in West Point.
JF: Awesome. So you're opponent, a guy named Horace Jackson. Tell us a little about him.
***Bruce looks around out to the audience as they boo at the mention of Jackson's name. Kermit holds his thumbs down***
BHBE: Yea his name is Horace Jackson. (tugging on his shirt)This is him. He's a guy that's got some serious issues. His first big issue is that his hometown is a place I'm pretty sure NO ONE has EVER heard of. San Antonio..... Florida...
***Jimmy, Justin, Kermit, and the audience break into laughter***
BHBE: So that's his first issue. Then there's him basically spitting in my face. He came into the company wearing some dumb Darth Vader like mask which was ridiculous from the get go. Then when I try to help the guy, ya know trying to make him a star like me, he causes us to lose a chance to be the tag team champions!
***Audience begins booing as Bruce pauses***
BHBE: So we had this tag match and of course he was the one that got pinned, and afterwards he's bitching to me about it. For what I don't know. His biggest problem is that he didn't know how to perform in that ring that night because he was in the same ring as me and he was nervous. So he issues a challenge for High Stakes against me in a buried alive match.
JF: If you don't mind me asking, what in the hell is a Buried Alive match?
***As the audience laughs Bruce and Jimmy exchange words which aren't picked up, both laughing as well***
BHBE: The purpose of the match is to basically toss your opponent into a shallow grave...
***Bruce is forced to pause as the audience almost in unison let out a huge "OOOOOOOOOO"***
BHBE: So it's basically an all out brawl and that's the way to win.
JF: Well that's normal!
***Laughter***
BHBE: Well this is the one business in the world where that is actually normal.
JF: So Mr. Blaque Hart Bruce Evans. Here's your chance. What do they call this in the business when you talk smack about your opponent?
BHBE: Cutting a "promo".
JF: Okay. Can I introduce you?!?
BHBE: SURE, take a crack, when your show gets cancelled we can probably use you!
***A loud OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO fills the studio as everyone is laughing. Jimmy gives Bruce a look. Jimmy stands up behind his desk, as a stage hand walks over and hands him a microphone. Jimmy stands up straight and with a serious look on his face he places the microphone to his mouth while looking around***
JF: Ladies and gentlemen. At S.C.W. High Stakes 4 it will be a Buried Alive Match!!!
***Cheers***
JF: Let's hear from the man that will face Darth Va..... I mean Horace Jackson. The Franchise, the ICON, the LEGEND, Mr. Blaque Hart Bruce Evans!!!
***Huge eruption of cheers as Jimmy hands Bruce the microphone and takes a seat back behind the desk. Bruce stands up, looking around taking in all the cheers, something he's not used to as he holds the mic to his mouth***
BHBE: Horace Jackson! At High Stakes 4 I am going to do to you what I did to Virgil at the first High Stakes. I am going to make easy work out of you. I am going to make an example of you. You walk around backstage talking about how you get no respect. About how you're being held down. Dammit you don't know what it's like to be held down like I do. Ya see, I've busted my ass for this company for the better part of three years, and I get nothing in return. So you wanna talk about disrespect, well look up that word in the dictionary and there you'll see a picture of me. You think challenging me to a Buried Alive match is supposed to scare me? Hell, I've been there and I've done that. I've been buried alive since I was born!
***Crowd erupts as does Jimmy, Justin, and Kermit pretty much forcing Bruce to have to pause as the studio is too loud. Bruce grows a serious expression across his face as the noise simmers down and he continues***
BHBE: The day I came into this world I was Buried. You think I got to where I am by purpose? You think I had everything handed to me on a silver spoon? Hell No. Everything I've achieved I have had to work for. I have had to work my fingers to the bone to get to where I am. Nothing was handed to me! November 9th, it's not going to be a wrestling match Horace, it's going to be a fight!
***Bruce pauses again as the cheers pickup again, the camera catches Jimmy staring at Bruce like a five year old at his first wrestling show***
BHBE: At High Stakes Horace, I'm going to not only bury you alive, I'm going to bury your career all together. I tried to play the nice guy. I tried to help you out. We've both been screwed by this company so I know how you feel. But when you refuse to let me guide and direct you into the right direction, it's like a slap in my face! That's the worst thing you could ever do to me, and it'll be the very last thing you'll ever do to me! So you want a match? You're going to get a fight! You want to be a star? You're going to be what everyone refers to as "Remember that one guy?" Horace, November 9th, right here in New York, you step in the ring with greatness, you learn a lesson, you get your ass handed to you, and you leave six feet under!!!
***Bruce hands the stage hand the microphone as the audience, Jimmy, Justin, even Kermit standing on the sofa rise to their feet. Bruce stands there looking around with a pissed off look on his face as he pants***
JF: Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Blaque Hart Bruce Evans!!!
***CHEERS***
JF: Ladies and gentlemen tomorrow on the show. Perez Hilton, Eli Manning, and a performance from the one and only Miley Cyrus!!! See you tomorrow!
***The cheers and applause continue throughout the studio as Jimmy walks over to Bruce and the two embrace and shake hands. Jimmy then walks over to embrace Kermit the frog and Justin Timberlake, as the scene fades out***