[Jessie Salco]

 Jessie and Amy have done it, they are the new SCW Bombshell Tag Champions and if their recent tweets are any indication they don’t plan on losing them any time soon despite the fact that Jessie will be going to Bloodstock next week, as you can imagine Jessie couldn’t be happier to be a champion again but there was one thing that was going to make her even happier.

This week on Climax Control the Metal and Punk Connection were teaming up again this time in a non-title match against Veronica Taylor and Liz Smalls of the Mean Girls, Liz hasn’t been in SCW for very long but she’s already pissed off the vast majority of the SCW Roster Jessie and Amy included and now they will get a chance to take them down but can they win? And will anything be left of Liz?

A small café, Santa Rosa, California
July 29th, 2014, 17:00pm

I’ve had a hell of a summer since forming the Metal and Punk Connection with Amy.

First we won the SCW Bombshell Tag Titles and my first title since the Team Erik Debacle at Into the Void III and needless to say Hannah was jumping for joy when we got back to the backstage area, it’ll be sad when she does finally pass but at least we were able to arrange it so that she could attend the wrestling event that she had been looking forward to for the past few weeks.

And then the new SCW Card was announced and it was my turn to jump for joy!

I’ve made no secret of the fact that I fucking despise the Mean Girls and the message that they send out to young wrestling fans who happen to be girls but I’ll get to that when the trash talk starts, Liz Smalls, before she joined up with the Mean Girls, was someone I at least considered to be a tiny bit more tolerable than The Mean Girls but that changed when she joined the Mean Girls.

So when I saw that the Metal and Punk Connection’s third match as a team was against Liz Smalls and Veronica Taylor I acted like I had just been asked to join Iron Maiden on stage to perform Number of the Beast, okay yeah the tag match is actually happening and the last part’s about as likely as the plot of The Purge coming to life but you get the idea!

And hell, a girl can dream, can’t she?!

Speaking of concerts we are making last minute preparations for our trip to England next week so that we can attend our second ever Bloodstock festival, Steve’s already done that and last we heard Lizzie was still planning to drag Marty and Matthew to it as well as Cyrus who hasn’t really had anything to do since LOW closed down last I heard.

And hopefully nothing will go wrong!

“Okay, Jess, if you could stop being giddy with excitement over your match against The Mean Girls for a second….” Jake trailed off as he sat opposite me as did Shane. “Everything’s in place for our trip to England next week!”

“And by extension everything’s in place for the Bloodstock Festival!” I responded with a grin as I shifted my weight. “Honestly I don’t know what I’m more excited about, Bloodstock’s line-up or my match against The Mean Girl’s this week.”

“Well, why not both?” Shane offered with a shrug. “We’ve been looking forward to this year’s Bloodstock since, well, last year’s Bloodstock and lets’ be honest you’ve wanted a match against Liz Smalls ever since she debuted.”

“Yeah, I was willing to give her a chance at first…..and then I saw the abomination known as the Strike a Pose match was booked.” I responded with a groan. “At least that……”match” led to the birth of the Metal & Punk Connection and by extension….” I trailed off as I held up my half of the Bombshell Tag Titles. “Think the bosses will let us take it to England?”

“I don’t think they’re the problem, the TSA is.” Jake responded with a frown. “There’s no way that thing will make it through the metal detector.” Jake added before smirking. “If you have any jokes about us being metalheads get it out of your system now!”

“Nah, that’d be like making fun of Liz fun but WAY to easy and besides I’m sure that Amy will be happy to look after the titles whilst we’re in England.” I responded after thinking for a couple of minutes and the boys nodded. “Still can’t believe I won the titles again.”

“I told you that suggesting the team to Amy would be a great idea.” Jake responded with a satisfied grin on his face. “Anyway think you can go three for three in Tag Team wins?” Jake asked and I scoffed.

“Please! The Mean Girls won’t last five minutes before they break a nail and we won’t let them take a break because of that!” I responded with a grin as I took a sip from my drink. “Anyway have we decided were we’re eating tonight? I had a look at this place’s menu but there isn’t much.”

“We found one place on Yelp, Stark’s Steak and Seafood.” Shane said as he showed me the Yelp page on his IPhone. “No, we’re pretty sure that Robert Downey Jr. isn’t running the place but there are some negative reviews but most of the reviews are positive.”

“It looks like we’re going there then.” I responded with a grin.

“Good, I’ll go make the reservation.” Jake said as he got his phone out. “Shane, can you show Jess the menu so that she can decide?”

“Dude, my phone’s on charge back at the hotel.” Shane pointed out and Jake winced once he remembered that.

“I’ll let you use my phone as soon as I’m done then.” Jake responded before walking out of the café to take the call and Shane followed him, I paid for the one drink that I ended up ordering during my time here and once I was alone I got started on the trash talk.

“Life sucks, let’s face it, but for the Metal and Punk Connection? Everything’s been going great since we joined forces!” I said as I held up my half of the Bombshell Tag Titles. “And this, right here, is proof of that fact! And this week life’s about to get even better for us since our match against Liz Smalls and Veronica Taylor, despite it being non-title, gives us a chance to deal our first major blow to the Mean Girls!”

If you haven’t guessed who I’m addressing first you haven’t been paying attention to the Twitter Account I share with Steve!

“Liz Smalls, I don’t think there’s ever been a Bombshell quite like you and before you ask, no, it’s not a compliment! I honestly can’t remember the last time I saw a Bombshell make her debut in any wrestling company and become the most detested, hated bitch on the roster and I’d say that that takes a special kind of talent but that would imply that you even know how to spell talent, let alone what talent is!”

How this bitch gets movie deals I’ll never know.

“I’ve wanted a match against you for weeks now and you won’t get a chance to score some fluke victory over us! Sure, you may be the world champion in Uncensored Inc., and I’m pretty sure that if I said that again I’d throw up in my mouth due to the idea of you being a champion, but you’re not a champion in SCW and I only care about what happens in SCW! Hell I’m half tempted to join Uncensored Inc. just so I can show up your skanky flat ass!”

And that wouldn’t be hard to do, at all.

“And besides, I have to question the integrity of a company that let’s women compete against men in single’s competition! Anyway I doubt that you’ll hold onto Uncensored Inc.’s world title for very long much like you won’t last long against me and Amy! In the end all you are is a brain dead bimbo who is using her family’s wealth to get ahead in the wrestling industry despite the fact that you can’t wrestle for shit and that fact will lead to your defeat at our hands!”

Almost forgot about Veronica Taylor.

“Veronica fucking Taylor, what rock did you crawl out from? And can you crawl back under it again? The last time we faced off you ended up handing over the SCW Bombshell Tag Titles on a silver platter due to an incompetent tag team partner, funny how history repeats itself, isn’t it? Only this time we’re the Bombshell Tag Champions, thank god, and you’re the team that’s facing off against us!”

But the result won’t be the same.

“You want to know what’s changed since you left Veronica? A lot! I’m tougher, better in the ring and in general I’m just a lot better than I was when we last faced off but don’t be too surprised since that was a little under two years ago! What have you done since then? Don’t answer that question because I already know the answer, nothing!”

And that will lead to their downfall.

“Relatively speaking  I’m still a rookie in this business as I’m only a five year pro who, prior to joining SCW, had never held a title and was mostly fed to more experienced wrestlers to make them look like a million bucks, funny how things change in five years, isn’t it? The point is that even with my relatively low experience I’m still a lot better than Veronica and especially Liz and Veronica already knows how good I am in the ring, not that it will help you much because I’ll still beat you!”

It’s that simple!

“I don’t usually get up on my soap box, but this needs to be said! For weeks now the Mean Girls have been calling me and Amy ugly and saying that we should look more like them, fuck you! I refuse to look like someone with more fake tans and Botox, tits and every other kind of injection known to mankind than the entire cast of Jersey Shore combined and besides, by having our own unique look whilst still being considered beautiful women by anyone who isn’t a Mean Girl we’re setting a good example for all the young female fans who want to be wrestlers when they grow up as opposed to the Mean Girls who are not only ugly but refuse to grow up!”

And I’m not done yet!

“And another thing, is ugly really the best you can come up with considering that we’re the Bombshell Tag Champions? You’re just as pathetic as your group name suggests but what should I expect from a group called the Mean Girls? Just the name alone sounds like a lame, Saturday Night Live parody of a wrestling faction comprised entirely of women! There are two things that this match will prove, we didn’t win these titles on a fluke and that the Mean Girls are the cancer that SCW is suffering from!”

And with that I decided to wrap things up!

“In my opinion there has never been a more pathetic, detestable faction in wrestling than the Mean Girls and the sooner that they are wiped from existence the better! With the help of Amy, Misty, welcome back by the way, Tiami and everyone else on the SCW Roster that hates you morons with a passion I will put you to an end because when Metal and Punk Collide we are the only ones left standing!”

I stood up and left the café to find Jake and Shane as the scene fades.