The scene fades in to the sight of Landon Axel standing in a seemingly empty hallway, holding a clipboard and chewing the end of a biro pen, he looks up and down the corridor in anticipation of the arrival of his partner. The sound of a door slamming shut in the distance is heard as Ethan Brody walks down the corridor, holding one of the SCW Tag Team Championships, he walks up to Landon who smiles awkwardly.
Ethan Brody
What is so important, L.A?
Landon continues to smile awkwardly
Landon Axel
I’ve sort of.. well, when I say Sort of, I mean I may have accidently, well when I say my have accidently, what I’m actually trying to say is..
Ethan readjusts the grip on the championship belt.
Ethan Brody
If you don’t hurry up this championship is going to be wrapped over your skull.
Landon Axel
I’ve figured out how we could do a streamed video for My Bloody Valentine.
Ethan looks bewildered.
Ethan Brody
Say what?
Landon Axel
You know you get the camera out, record our speech and then I upload it onto youtube for all our SCW fans to view?
Ethan nods.
Landon Axel
Well streaming is a live video, and I think we’re onto a winner, I mean how could this possibly go wrong?
Ethan Brody
What have you done?
Landon is smiling like a young child, pulling the handle down of the door, Ethan tries to peer in but Landon quickly closes the ajar door.
Landon Axel
No peaking, you should close your eyes really, it’s only fair if…
Landon stops midsentence upon seeing the face Ethan was giving him.
Landon Axel
..Okay, fine. Whatever. Are you ready for this?
Landon swings the door open and steps aside, Ethan steps in with his mouth wide open in shock, Landon stands next to him with his arms wrapped over Ethan’s shoulder.
Landon Axel
What do you think?
Ethan Brody
Please tell you are joking?
Landon Axel
I think we’re going to be the talk of the SCW!
Ethan facepalms as Landon smiles.
Landon Axel
Guns for Hire send shockwaves as they introduce the newest tag team sensation into Sin City Wrestling
Ethan Brody
I need a drink..
Landon watches Ethan walk into the room, past the people he wanted to show Brody off too, straight over towards the little fridge and pulling out a couple of beers. Landon’s smile turns to query as he walks in and shuts the door.
Landon Axel
Do you not think this will work well for us?
Ethan places the bottle cap rim on the counter and in one swift motion the cap comes off.
Landon Axel
I’m going to call them ‘Micro Masks’, Double M, catchy right?
Ethan turns to face them, holding his beer up in a ‘toast’ fashion
Ethan Brody
I proclaim you the biggest idiot the world has ever seen!
Landon Axel
I really don’t think that is call for, it’s an idea I thought that might work, and I think I’m onto a winner with these two!
Axel places his hands on the shoulders of two people, they’re dressed in the outfits of Jon Dough and Lucian Frost, only they’re just under four feet tall. The one dressed as Lucian Frost bounces around the room, leaping off the sofa to mimic the actual Frost, the other is holding a microphone to mimic Dough’s famous introductions. Landon nods his head in approval.
Landon Axel
I think Double M is ready to be streamed, are you ready Ethan?
Brody quickly finishes his beer and places the empty bottle on the counter surface.
Ethan Brody
Do you think two dwarfs is actually going to be entertaining?
The ‘mimic Jon Dough’ looks at Brody.
Mimic Jon Dough
Hey! We’re not dwarfs. We’re little people!
Ethan Brody
You look like a garden gnome than Jon Dough.
Ethan shakes his head dismissively and glares at Landon Axel.
Ethan Brody
You disturbed my match preparation for this farce? I’ll have no part in it!
As Ethan finished his sentence, the mimic Lucian Frost has climbed onto the top of the sofa, screaming ‘DECIPHER ME’ before leaping off and crashing against the coffee table. Landon cannot help but burst out laughing.
Landon Axel
Come on, that’s funny, you have got to admit that!
Mimic Jon Dough
That was pretty hilarious!
Landon Axel
I know, right!
Ethan Brody
You’re both idiots.
Ethan cracks open the other beer and begins to make his way out but Landon steps in his way.
Landon Axel
I get the feeling you’re not into my ‘mock our opponent’ get up then?
Mimic Jon Dough
I wouldn’t mind competing, be the mini peoples champions, the little voice that cannot be spoken for!
Landon Axel
I’m sure little Frost would say something if he wasn’t knocked out too.
Mimic Jon Dough
I doubt it
Landon Axel
You’re probably right.
Ethan lifts his arms up in the air in dismay, unclasping the championship belt and flinging it over his shoulder, Landon looks at Brody and grabs his championship from the coffee table.
Landon Axel
Look we’re the Tag Team Champions, we’re going into this battle as underdogs really, I mean look at Frost and Dough, Dough has only lost a couple of times and when Frost is on his game he could defeat anyone! We’re fairly new, ACW wrestlers adopted by SCW, we’re going to need all the support we can get going into My Bloody Valentine.
Ethan Brody
We do our talking in the ring, Axel, Dough is a fantastically talented man for an amnesia patient, Lucian Frost has accomplished a lot, apart from one thing and that’s capture the Heavyweight championship strap! I’m sure that day may come but we are on our own journey into creating history, we cannot fall at the first hurdle, resorting to cheap comedy isn’t going to help out cause, Landon.
Landon Axel
Cheap? Do you know how much these little guys charge?!
Mimic Jon Dough
I’m eating lobster for a while!
Ethan Brody
So you waste your money on them too, well you enjoy your hobbit party, I’m going to prepare for our match the traditional way.
Mimic Jon Dough
Drinking and smoking?
Ethan Brody
Listen short stuff, I’d quiet happily use you as a football, booting you out of the window and into the parking lot.
Landon Axel
That is pretty much the truth, Ethan, your prep consists of booze and smokes.
Ethan shoots Landon a dirty glare.
Landon Axel
Okay, fine, Little Dough you’re finished for the day.
Landon slips a few dollar bills into the mimic Jon Dough’s pocket.
Landon Axel
I’ll send your little buddy when he comes too, okay.
The two exchange handshakes, the little mimic Jon Dough sticks his middle finger up at Ethan, who replies with a typical gesture used by the British to symbolise masturbation. As the door clicks shut, Landon sits down on the sofa and looks at the camera.
Landon Axel
we could stream our comments, Ethan?
Ethan looks at Landon and then at the camera, he nods and sits down next to his tag team parter, placing the tag team strap onto the unconscious body of the mimic Lucian Frost. Landon presses the necessary buttons on the laptop before the red light appears on the camera.
Ethan Brody
My Bloody Valentine is going to be one of the toughest matches of our professional career within the SCW, facing off against a former Tag Team Champion and a former Roulette & Tag Team conqueror. What we have to accomplish is something out of the ordinary, it’s like a five hundred pound man who has a big belly competing in the Olympics but the sports of weight lifting and wrestling have been taken and the only events left is the height jump. Physically impossible, everyone has laughed at the prospect of this fat man trying to jump the height of slimmer, fitter men…the time of the Olympics has come for the event of the triple jump, other countries have jumped getting over the bar with ease and then it comes to the five hundred pound man, he stands looking at the obstacle before him and goes at it at full force and then out of everyone’s amazement, he clears it! The next round he clears it again, the out of the ordinary, the physically impossible has happened, people have ruled him out but yet he has not just beaten everyone’s expectations but he has left a lasting memory in everybody’s minds! This Sunday the obstacle is height, the bar is lifted to its last peg, and it’s our turn to leap above everyone’s expectation, leap over the obstacle set before us and leave that lasting impression in the SCW when we continue our reign as SCW Tag Team Champions!
Lucian Frost isn’t exactly the man people remember when you mention SCW, Spike Staggs yes, Nick Jones yes, Misty Yes, Lucian Frost No. Yet he held the first ever reign as Roulette Champion, like Gabrielle held the inaugural Heavyweight Championship, he is a pioneer within this company and perhaps has been overlooked for certain shots. But he has got the crowning shot this Sunday against us, the chance to become Tag Team Champion for a second time, only Despayre and Rage have achieved that piece of history, perhaps this is your chance to shine at our expense. I, like my partner Landon, will see to it that you don’t walk out with these championships. But you stew upon the revelations of revealing who you are. Jon Dough, you where one of the first to congratulate us on capturing the championships we won from you, you have the respect of the people and of your fellow professionals, but despite all that you will be facing us once more and we’ll be looking to put a road block in front of your revival and destroying the ‘losing your first title defence monarch’ that has smeared the former champions recently.
Evolution is the process that has seen mankind develop from the unenlightened primate to the most dominant species on the planet, through the stages of barbarianism to repression and finally as we believe we are reaching our pinnacle, a new era awaits us - the era of freedom. Yet to truly acknowledge and appreciate this bounteous freedom we must acknowledge its roots, examine it's very base from whence it came and in doing so we shall know ourselves all the better. Perhaps it is that some are born with the inextinguishable flame, or perhaps it is that everybody is born with the same desire and yet some have the warrior's spirit so entrenched in their inner being that they are unable to allow their desire to drift away, their fusion too strong for the chains and it is these people who succeed. Whether they are born with the fusion or must fight their entire lives to gain it, the joining of the body, mind and spirit allows us the necessary focus to guide our birth-given desire and lead us to our potential. Those who truly succeed are the ones who remember what makes them and where they came from.
Landon looks very confused
Landon Axel
We know our roots, we know where we came from, we know that we’re going to evolve the tag team scene and we look to do that this Sunday against Frost and Dough…
Before Landon could finish, the Mimic Frost sits up on the table, sending Ethan’s championship crashing to the floor.
Mimic Lucian Frost
Fucking hell I’ve caught my balls on the table!
Landon Axel
And on that bombshell we’ll see you this Sunday at My Bloody Valentine!
Landon presses the button on his computer as the scene fades away to black.