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Someone is gender confused.
« on: April 26, 2013, 04:50:19 PM »
 Monday 22nd April 2013
Time: 7:30pm
Belo Horizonte
Offices of Lance!

The scene opens inside the offices of Lance! In Belo Horizonte – Lance! is one of the most important daily sports newspapers in Brazil, which also has several blogs from various reporters including Andre Kfouri.

As the camera pans around, we see Amy and Andre Kfouri sitting down on a pair of leather chairs around a small coffee table as Andre puts down a Dictaphone down in front of him and press play.

“Interview with Amy Marshall dating 22nd April 2013 – Hostile Takeover Pay Per View in Brasilia.”

Andre said into the Dictaphone in a broad Spanish accent before continuing on.

“Firstly how are you liking Brazil?”

Andre asked.

“It’s a beautiful country and I have enjoyed visiting the sites of Brasilia, Rio de Janeiro and Belo Horizonte – I would love to come back one day.”

Amy said with a smile.

“This is the final stop of the SCW tour, how is this tour different compared to other tours you have been on?”

“To be honest I have been on one other tour and that was just around the United Kingdom more specifically Wales, Ireland and England but this tour has been to Venezuela, Columbia, Peru, Chile, Argentina and Brazil… all such beautiful countries and as much as it pains me to say with great fans. And although I don’t see eye to eye with management… I would like to thank them for this opportunity.”

Amy said.

“So onto the Hostile Takeover pay per view. My first question how does it feel to be not involved in the SCW Bombshell Mega Match or any match relating to Team Erik vs. Team SCW?”

Andre asked as he also made a few notes on a pad.

“I am severely disappointed not be involved at all and what is more disappointing is that I get stuck facing some nobody. Also I knew that I had to wait for the shot at the Roulette title, but I was never informed in how it was going to be defended or what type of match and when I found that there was this mega match with the Roulette, Bombshell and tag titles on the line it really pissed me off.

I should be in the Mega Match but instead I have this stupid pointless match.”


Amy said with a shrug.

”So if you had the chance to be in this mega match, who would you replace?”

”Unfortunately it would be Necra, but to be honest she deserves to be in this match as well. And I hope she is successful in taking the roulette title off Faith.”

Amy said with a shrug and smile.

”Speaking of the Roulette title, at a recent show you explained your reasoning in going for the title and attacking Faith, but what will happen if Faith fails to retain and someone else takes the title off her?”

”I obviously still get the shot but it won’t be against Faith, it will be against whoever takes the title home with them at the end of the night. But who ever will be the Roulette champion will be a tough match and if Necra wins the title, it would be a great honor in facing her.”

Amy explained as she ran her hand through her colored hair.

”And so onto your match against Cyn Marlowe, she has obviously said some interesting comments and I want to hear you opinions to this.”

”Just wow… that has to be first time ever that I have been called a man.

I mean I’ve been called an alien on twitter, I’ve been called a skank, a whore and just about every other insult you can think of… but I have to admit that was the first time I have ever been called a man as well as two-bit ditz.

You really pushed the boat out there with those insults.

And I actually feel really insulted… insulted by the fact that you can’t come up far better insults other than calling someone a man and a two-bit ditz.

Come on Cyn… I think all that Texas sun has fried that special little brain of yours.

Firstly do two-bit ditz’ own two tattoo studios and there own movie production company?

Hell no…

Do two-bit ditz’ listen to puck rock music, dress the way I do and fuck the way I do?

Hell no… two bit ditz’ are boring vanilla little girls who listen to Justin Beiber and One Direction.

Do you even know the definition of a ditz is?

A superficially dumb valley chick, with no common sense what so ever. Usually of white race, rich , and pretty.

Well that’s one of many definitions and it perfectly describes you.

But definitely does not describe me.

But I can hear you now protesting, pouting your lips and stamping your feet in those $500 Jimmy Choo’s like a whiny richass bitchass claiming you are not a ditz… but I have some bad news for you – I’ve worked with Ditz’ in the porn and wrestling, so I know when I come across them.

You my dear are a vanilla ditz… boring shitty vanilla… you may think you are bad ass because you think you can kick ass and listen to Metallica… but as I said you are not.

You probably only know one fucking song by the band and that’s your theme song.

Utterly pitiful!

And talking about pitiful – that insult of calling me a man, that is a very desperate attempt at resorting to school yard Mickey taking… I could easily call you a ginger haired mutant.

But this isn’t the schoolyard, this is wrestling, this is serious and you resorting to petty insults just proves that you don’t know shit about wrestling and how to get under the skin of other wrestlers.

This is probably why you lost the first match… you didn’t do your research, you didn’t take notes and you didn’t take this seriously.

I will show you why you will have to take things seriously and why this is not the school yard.

Prepare to have your ass kicked back to wrestling school you stupid little whore.


Amy sat back and let out a huge breathy sigh.

”Well thank you Amy and good luck this week against Cyn Marlowe.”

”Thank you Andre and thank you for having such a beautiful country.”

Amy stands to her feet, as Andre presses the stop button on the Dictaphone before standing up and shaking Amy’s hand.  He then shows her the way out of the building, as they shake hands once more before parting ways, with Amy headed to her hotel for the night.
« Last Edit: April 26, 2013, 04:50:56 PM by Amy Marshall »
Accomplishments:

2x GRIME Champion (10/07/2021 - 05/12/2021 (154 days)) (20/03/2022 - 15/05/2022 (57 Days)
1x Bombshell Champion
2x Bombshell Roulette Champion
2x Bombshell Internet Champion
3x Bombshell Tag Team Champion
- 1 x w/ Necra Kane
- 2 x w/ Jessie Salco
~ First three time bombshell tag team champion.
~ 2nd ever Bombshell triple crown winner.
~ 1st ever Bombshell Grand Slam Champion.
~ 2015 Woman of the year.
~ 2015 Feud of the Year vs. Roxi Johnson
~ 2015 Match of the Year vs. Roxi Johnson.
~ 2015 Hall Of Fame!
~ 2018 Feud of the year vs Jessie Salco
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- 2021 Year End Awards: Story of the Year:Masked member Rainbow/minority GRIME owner unmasks to reveal herself as multi-time champion and SCW Hall of Famer Amy Santino