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You're like 100! Grow up!
« on: February 21, 2013, 11:42:12 AM »
  A gym setting is seen and James Huntington-Hawkes stands proudly in the make shift ring as a man lies in the middle of the ring. Simpson and Ashley Jameson stands outside the ring as James waves his arms in the air in celebration.

JHHIII: I am so the greatest champion that's ever lived. Woooooohooooo!

Simpson: Indeed sir.

Simpson's words boom out above James' celebrations at what only can be described as a successful training session. James picks up his title belt from the corner and yells at the downed opponent.

JHHIII: You just got beat by the best ever!

Ashley looks at Simpson.

Ashley: Is it me, or has the arrogant little twit grown more of an ego since he got that title belt?

Simpson: It would appear so Ms. Jameson. Having seen his Twitter lately, he and Mr Rex are in a bit of a war of words, to which James seems slightly more bolder than usual.

Ashley: So basically, he's being a bad ass while hiding behind his phone.

Simpson: Not too put too finer point on things, yes.

Ashley shakes her head.  

Ashley: What an idiot.

Ashley says with a roll of her shoulders.

Ashley: I think we need to get in to his head that Thatcher Rex is the most experienced opponent he will have met to date. He is a dangerous man and held his own in that tournament.

JHHIII: He's experienced cause he's old!

Simpson and Ashley look up at the ring, to see James with his arms on the top rope, leaning over and looking at the pair.

JHHIII: Old men usually have experience at something because they're old.

James nods and moves over to the corner and picks up his phone.

Simpson: One has to wonder where this ego has come from. It's very unlike Master James to be so egotistical.

Ashley: I got a fair idea. Beating Giani last month might have something to do with it.

James looks at his phone, browsing his way down Twitter, his face changing to bright red. James stomps his feet and looks at Simpson.

JHHIII: Can you believe this Simpson?

Simpson: Believe what sir?

JHHIII: Can you believe this idiot Rex thinks he could beat both of us? What a moron! He said about winning matches with chairs. Hello stupid old guy, most roulette matches involve chairs. God, if he don't know this, how does he expect to win!

Ashley rolls her eyes at James.

Ashley: He could still beat you, idiot.

JHHIII: I am not an idiot! I'm the SCW, Roulette champion, because I earned it by beating people, more people then he beat. If it wasn't for Misty, he would have a loss record longer than his arm. He couldn't beat all those guys one on one. He's a fraud and a phony and I will prove that by beating him. Never been pinned, I don't care, I'll still pin him. I'll beat him, you know I'll beat him, right?

Simpson: Indeed sir, you should be able to dispatch Mr Rex with minimum fuss.

JHHIII: Yeah!

Simpson turns to face Ashley, a complete different look on his face to the look he had while looking at James.

Ashley: He pays you to say that, right?

Ashley whispers

Simpson: Yes, but he pays well.

James ignores the two of them chatting at looks towards the center of the ring.

JHHIII: This guy isn't gonna concern me much, but gonna need to cut a promo thing, now where can I cut it to mock this old man? This man obsessed with toys. Oh, toy store.

Simpson: Master James.

Simpson interrupts. James turns around, glaring at his bodyguard slash man servant

JHHIII: Why would you interrupt me Simpson? I'm busy thinking!

Simpson: My apologies sir, but I have come up with the perfect place for you to cut said promo

JHHIII: Toy store?

Ashley: I'm gonna guess no.

JHHIII: Oh

James sounds slightly disappointed.

Simpson: I was thinking somewhere slightly different sir.

********

The Natural History Museum of Los Angeles County is the location where Simpson had in mind. James looks around The Dinosaur Hall in disgust. He looks up at Simpson standing beside him.

JHHIII: Really Simpson? You brought me to a place where kids sneeze over everything, cough over everything for me to talk about a man who plays with these things?

Simpson: It could show an insight in to his mind sir.

JHHIII: I don't get it.

Simpson: It's quite simple sir. Mr Rex seems to have a borderline obsession with these fearsome creatures from the past. He seems to think like one.

JHHIII: Well they did have small brains.

Simpson: I don't mean in that way Master James. I meant in terms of Mr Rex and his fighting style. He bases his in ring moves on the aggression, the power of what these beasts embody. Learning a fact or two about these creatures may help you know your opponent more.

James thinks about Simpson's words for a few minutes.

JHHIII: Is this really gonna help Simpson?

Simpson: What harm can it do sir?

JHHIII: Fine.

James huffs and walks towards where and exhibition of T-Rex dinosaur bones are set it the original believed shape. Simpson stands in front of a board with dinosaurs facts. He reads them out loud.

Simpson: Tyrannosaurus meaning "tyrant lizard", from Greek tyrannos meaning "tyrant," and sauros. meaning "lizard" is a genus of coelurosaurian theropod dinosaur. The species Tyrannosaurus rex - rex meaning "king" in Latin - commonly abbreviated to T-Rex, is a fixture in popular culture. It lived throughout what is now western North America, at the time an island continent termed Laramidia, with a much wider range than other tyrannosaurids. Fossils are found in a variety of rock formations dating to the Maastrichtian age of the upper Cretaceous Period, 67 to 65.5 million years ago. It was among the last non-avian dinosaurs to exist before the Cretaceous–Paleogene extinction event.

James looks at Simpson confused.

JHHIII: I didn't understand much of that at all Simpson.

Simpson: What did you understand?

JHHIII: That he should be calling himself a lizard king and not a tyrant king.

Simpson: Well it's a start sir, maybe we should look at some lesser, more understandable facts.

JHHIII: What's that supposed to mean?

James looks firmly at Simpson.

Simpson: Oh nothing sir.

Simpson leads James to another board that says "Dinosaur facts for kids". Simpson points to the board.

JHHIII: Is this some kind of joke?

Simpson: No sir. Even the simplest of facts could prove to be useful.

JHHIII: If you say so Simpson.

Simpson reads out the first fact.

Simpson: The name means "Tyrant lizard". T-Rex is short for "Tyrannosaurus rex".

JHHIII: Well duh! And I knew he should be called a lizard. He has the look of a lizard Simpson, all greasy with a funny face!

Simpson reads out fact number two.

Simpson: They were predator dinosaurs.

JHHIII: So they stalk, hunt on things they thought was weaker than them with their silly little pea brains. That's exactly what this guy is trying to do! He thinks because he's bigger than me, he's better than me! He thinks I'm his little mouse and he can just swallow me up! That's not gonna happen, we all know that I'm better than that!

Simpson: Indeed sir.

Simpson clears his throat and reads out the next fact.

Simpson: They lived seventy million years ago.

JHHIII: I keep trying to tell the dude he's old on Twitter, but he doesn't listen. He needs his hearing aid turned way up. I tried to tell him Simpson. He's taking this being like a T-Rex thing way to seriously. Old, stupid, picks on who he thinks is weaker than him. What else?

Simpson: Their weapons were considered to be massive jaws with fifty to sixty blade-like teeth, some up to nine inches long

James scratches his head.

JHHIII: Not sure he's allowed to bite me Simpson. That not right. I mean who bites anyone in wrestling anymore.

Simpson: Correct sir, biting is illegal and I doubt Mr Rex will resort to planting teeth in you sir.

JHHIII: Good, cause if he does, I will have to get vicious Simpson!

Simpson: I expect so sir.

Simpson reads the next one from the board.

Simpson: They lived in open woodland and ate meat.

JHHIII: So does half of America Simpson, that doesn't make him any more special or dinosaur like.

Simpson: Some random facts now sir.

JHHIII: Oh goody.

James' tone indicates boredom and sarcasm.

Simpson: T-Rex's head was about five feet long. Its skull had holes in it which made it lighter and easier to carry around.

James looks at Simpson with confusion.

JHHIII: I guess he could have holes in his skull under all that hair. It's possible, but if not, he's making a pretty sucky dinosaur copy.

Simpson: I doubt he does sir. Mr Rex doesn't strike me as man who would have holes in his head. I have my doubts that hair would be covering anything.

JHHIII: He's old, he could be covering up a bald patch.

Simpson chooses to ignore that comment and continues to read.

Simpson: T-Rex was one of the best known dinosaurs, but it didn't live all that long. T-Rex came along just before the dinosaurs became extinct.

JHHIII: Typical. He picks a dinosaur to model himself on who did nothing but show up and get blown up. What a loser.

Simpson: You often see T-Rex pictures with his tail stretched out behind him. He did this for balance.

JHHIII: Thatcher doesn't have a tail, so he'll be easy to put on his butt. This guy is impressing me less and less about being based on a dinosaur, totally not good enough to be in the same ring as me.

Simpson: T-Rex had a very good sense of smell.

JHHIII: What was the point of telling me that Simpson? I mean really, a good sense of smell is not going to help him in this one at all. Not a chance, no way, nu uh.

Simpson: Last one sir.

JHHIII: Oh thank God. Maybe we can get away from this germ infested hell hole then.

Simpson: When T-Rex ran, he could go 20 miles per hour and could cover 15 feet in one step.

James looks up at Simpson.

JHHIII: Well good Simpson, that means he can run away from me when I start to beat him. He can run crying back to his little toy collection and stop playing around in matches he clearly can't handle Simpson. Blaze Of Glory, Thatcher Rex becomes another person I get to beat on my way to becoming a legend in SCW. In fact, if these people ever do a Hall Of Fame, I should be in the first every one, the first person in it, cause after I beat Thatcher Rex and everyone else in SCW, I will be the best wrestler ever. This one's going to be easy Simpson, very, very easy.

James confidently smiles and the camera switches to black

********

James sits tapping away on an Ipad, his eyes looking in to the screen in intense focus. James looks up and around the limo that is transporting him back to his home. Simpson looks at James.

Simpson: Something troubling you sir?

James looks up from his Ipad and towards Simpson with a glare.

JHHIII: Quiet Simpson! I'm trying to play a game here.

Simpson: Sorry sir.

James throws the Ipad on the seat next to him and looks up.

JHHIII: I'm bored of this piece of crap. PS4 was announced yesterday, I want one of those Simpson.

Simpson: I'm afraid they're not released till at least the end of the year sir.

JHHIII: I don't care, call Sony, give them what they want for one, and games. Get it to me before the week is out Simpson.

Simpson: I will do my very best sir.

JHHIII: Did you see the games on those things? They're better than anything I've ever seen before. Other than myself when I look in the mirror with the Roulette championship around my waist. I look awesome with that title belt and I've decided Simpson, that I will not let that Rex thug take this title belt from me. He looks like he smells and always looks like he just stepped out of the rain. I can't let this poor excuse for a human being take my title. I took it to make it credible and I beat Giani and the belt got more credible. That stupid old man holding my gold would be embarrassing. I won't let him take it Simpson. Make sure he doesn't take it Simpson!

James points towards Simpson with a nod to prove his point.

Simpson: I will do what I can sir.

Simpson sighs, his moral upbringing always fighting in his conscious. People class Simpson as a bad guy because he takes orders from James, but Simpson would give you the shirt off his back, without a second thought. Often a mistake people make, to confuse Simpson with a bad man, rather than a man under orders from someone he held in his arms as a baby.

JHHIII: Simpson!

James snaps.

Simpson: Yes sir.

JHHIII: No drifting off in your own little fantasy world about people not understanding you. Well boo hoo Simpson, we need to think about keeping my title on me. Giving it to that ape, that old ape, would not be good for SCW, SCW want to see me as champion Simpson, they love me as champion. SCW would never be the same without me holding the title belt here.

Simpson: You will have no problem Master James. Ms Jameson has prepared you well, and you should have no issues in defending against Mr Rex.

Simpson tries to look as convincing as he can in his role of trying to boost James up.

JHHIII: I want a back up plan Simpson, I want you to come up with something to help me get through this one to keep this title. If Rex takes it, that's the beginning of the end for SCW. That's like SCW finished because of him. You don't want that Simpson, do you?

Simpson: No sir, I have always wished many successes on Sin City Wrestling's staff and superstars

JHHIII: Then don't let this happen. Don't let this happen. Make as many calls as you have to. This man representing the whole division would be a crime, it would be like putting a rat in charge of cheese, you already know the rat is gonna eat the cheese. It's gonna be boring to watch, and him with my belt is going to be boring. It is going to be dull. I can't let the whole of the division look up to that phony.

Simpson: Phony sir?

JHHIII: Yes, phony Simpson. He acts all friendly but we all know he's got a hidden agenda. He needs to be stopped, he needs to be pinned just to shut up that annoying man up. Never been pinned is boring to listen to, so I have to stop him from talking like that.

Simpson: Sir, we must not let that cloud your mind. Just need to think about winning rather than a reason like being the first man to pin him.

James looks firmly at Simpson.

JHHIII: I want it though Simpson! I want to be the first man to pin him and I always get what I want. You know I always get what I want and I want to pin Thatcher Rex, I want to be the first to do that, I want to keep my title and you know what Simpson?

Simpson: What sir?

JHHIII: I'm gonna do it! I'm gonna beat Thatcher Rex and everyone's gonna see that I am the real leader of the Roulette Division and this guy will be gone quicker than he got here.

James scratches his head.

JHHIII: But get a back up plan just in case Simpson.

Simpson: As you wish sir.

James picks up the Ipad again as the scene fades out
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