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Tales From The Road
« on: April 26, 2012, 07:17:38 PM »
 The words "Gabriel's European Tour Diary" is written at the top of the screen

TUESDAY MARCH 27TH 2012

So I got told I should write about my European experiences, so here I go I guess. Just got told I'm on the Amsterdam and London show at least, possible that I will be hitting the Germany show too, all booked to wrestle. Think I may appear at the Paris show too, considering I'm probably the only one in the SCW locker room that speaks French, it's a plus having me do some media work there. Well, off to Holland later today, so will write about that in the morning

WEDNESDAY MARCH 28TH 2012

So in Amsterdam, morning looks bright as hell, over here. Maybe I don't see it too often because of all the bright lights and late nights in Vegas. Nearly got in the shit yesterday, thanks to Despayre slapping Rage on the head. That man needs to take a serious chill pill, or get on some seriously loose women. Yeah, loose women and we're in the perfect place to make that shit happen, we're in Holland, can get them cheaper over here. I think Despy was just a little pissed at not being my tag team partner this week. I'm not complaining to be honest, I mean, it's cool teaming with Despy and all but I don't want him to think I belong to him. I don't, last time I checked, I was my own man. Dealing with my promo today so won't be writing much

THURSDAY MARCH 29TH 2012

Had another chat with Synn, talking about this situation. I think this is the time to come clean to Despayre, he seems to think not. Lost a game to Despayre earlier, he gets to choose what I wear to go out tomorrow with Rage and Shane..... this should be very, very interesting.

FRIDAY MARCH 30TH 2012

Tonight was seriously the strangest night of my life I think. There I was, rocking out the pimp outfit, and hell yeah, I looked amazing, I really and truly did, and somehow, Rage and I got cockblocked by Angel!!! That's right, it's what I wrote, we got cock blocked by a freaking bear! I'll write about it tomorrow, because I just got in and still in serious disbelief, no shit, just disbelief!

SATURDAY MARCH 31ST 2012

Ok, here's what went down last night. I was pimped out, big time pimped out. I had the suit, the pimp stick, the hat the lot. Now Synn didn't want Despy coming out with us, we've seen Despy on the bear and as much as it evens him out, we don't know what would happen if he drunk too much of it. So anyway, here we are, heading towards this nightclub, bound to be full of hot chicks, had to be full of hotties and boom, Despy appears. Now we couldn't send him home, if he wasn't following us, he'd have got lost in Amsterdam, so we took him with us. Couple of hours later, I'm on the dance floor, throwing out the shapes like a pro, three hot chicks wanting a piece of yours truly here and they go for the bear! I shit you not readers, they went for the bear! Unfreaking believable

SUNDAY APRIL 1ST 2012

Teaming with Rage tonight against Spike and Jordan. This should be a wild one.... ok, it was wild, the Aristocrats has some explaining to do, but teaming with the big man has rubbed off on me, cause I am seriously pissed off, Harkore Warriors, GAH!

MONDAY APRIL 2ND 2012

Re-watched the tape of last night and fuck me and I pissed off. Who the fucking hell are these morons? Harkore Warriors, not signed to a deal here, generally a pain in the ass, turn up last night and talk utter shit.Commitments all over the NWA my ass, no one wants them on a full time basis. They must be the most annoying up themselves idiots I've ever happened to come across. These two bob bitter bastards are starting a war they simply can't handle. Me lying to Despayre? If these two opened their eyes and saw what was going on, they might be a little more informed. It's not lies, it's protection, the right information is key. Have they truly looked in to the history of us? No, they come in and think they know it all. Talking about my heavyweight title run. Do I want it back? No, I want those tag titles, and after those tag titles, I want the NWA tag titles that these two bitches hold. Hell, I could take that stupid ICW heavyweight title if I wanted, but not even I would want to admit to being a champion of that place. Admitting they've been doing this for seventeen years doesn't impress me, I bet there's plenty of people out there they've pissed over the years, add me to that list.

Also tried to teach Despayre, Kittie and Rage French considering we're now heading to Paris. Despy is picking it up well, can't say the same for Rage


TUESDAY APRIL 3RD 2012

Went on a twitter rant yesterday about dumb and dumber yesterday. The general feeling is that these two are just not wanted anywhere. I don't think they're winning any fans here. It's piss or get off the pot time, commit or fuck off, because there's guys in the back working hard for their spot, these guys picking and choosing when they want to appear is stealing from our own.

WEDNESDAY APRIL 4TH 2012

It's like I never left this place. Going to all these old haunts are brilliant. Hard to think that I used to make a living over here parting strangers from their cash. Looked at the Eiffel Tower yesterday, thought about a great mind fuck trick where I can bend it all the way over to one side. I think I know how, it's possible, Rage thinks it's crazy but it is indeed possible.

THURSDAY APRIL 5TH 2012

Knew it was possible! That shocked the shit out of people, Rage now owes me a beer, he said I couldn't do it, he should know never to doubt me. Keep hearing about a tape of Rage from years ago, need to really speak to Misty more about this.

FRIDAY APRIL 6TH 2012

Happy Easter!

#GetRageLaid was trending on Twitter earlier. The big man needs to take notice of this, the whole of the world want him to get his end away!


SATURDAY APRIL 7TH 2012

Wow, people on twitter are arsey today. "Why aren't you going for the heavyweight title" "Your career is going backwards" "You need to have your rematch" "Why are you letting yourself be held back?" "How does it feel to be a sidekick in your own promos" Hmmmmm, not sure what to say to this shit if I'm honest

SUNDAY APRIL 8TH 2012

Plan on making a surprise entrance tonight, gotta get those Aristocrats back for what they did. Need a word with Bo Dreamwolf too, think this might interest him a little.

MONDAY APRIL 9TH 2012

So I went on an Easter egg hunt with Despy yesterday, not sure he got the idea of it, he thought he had to get the most eggs to win. Needless to say by the end of it, Despy was on a sugar rush and I think he's just about slowed down from his craziness. Well, sugar craziness.... ah you knew what I meant you strange bunch of readers you

Dropped Shane right in the shit by translating some German to Rage. At least Rage has learned a lesson. He now knows what "donkey" means in German


TUESDAY APRIL 10TH 2012

Arrived in Germany last night. Haven't been here in a while, but it's still the same to me, nothing changes here. Think I might crack on, have a beer and not worry too much. Despayre and Angel have been writing something down since we left Paris. I caught a glance at  the front of the folder, said "Top Secret" stamped on it. I think Despayre's up to something here. Right now, probably not a good idea to look right now, good chance he'll cut off my fingers or something.

WEDNESDAY APRIL 11TH 2012

Took to the streets today to entertain the fans. Did a few tricks, got a few a ooohs are ahhhhs, I don't get out enough to do this while on tour. I get asked to do a few things when I'm out there in Vegas, but not done enough here on tour. Did the whole promo thing SCW wanted me to, handed out stuff etc. People don't get the work we put in to this thing. We don't just turn up and wrestle, we put so much of our lives in to this. We're forever running around doing promo work. Today was just one of those days

THURSDAY APRIL 12TH 2012

Heard the latest Rage promo is live. I'm gonna guess it's something to do with he and Shane's night out last night.  Gonna go watch, I'll be back writing in a few

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, Holy shit that man needs to get laid! Texting Shane about butter as lube is just crazy but add that to his crazy night out. That man needs to get seriously freaky with someone, anyone.

I woke Rage with an air horn this morning, no wonder he wasn't a happy man. Ok, he's never a happy man, but I now know why he has a hangover. In fairness, giving him the red bull was my way of helping Rage get laid. If people wanna know what the hell I'm going on about here, I think you should probably tweet Tom Dudely at @SinCityDudely


FRIDAY APRIL 13TH 2012

I hate Friday the thirteenth. I'm not usually a very superstitious person. I believe in what I believe, but today has a really odd feel to it. Not sure why I have this feeling but this is where I go back to bed and stay there.

SATURDAY APRIL 14TH 2012

Really looking forward to Climax Control tomorrow, not booked to be there, but there supporting Rage in his quest for the title. Hope he wins it, but mostly so I can piss him off reminding him that I won that title first. Poor old Rage, gonna be having his name beneath mine when he walks away with that thing. Pretty sure reading this will piss him off (Sorry big man, had to be done)

SUNDAY APRIL 15TH 2012

Well Climax Control was an odd one. I saw some of those secret plans to win the tag team titles. As odd as it sounds, I actually think they could seriously work. There's a lot of great ideas there, and a lot of weak points on our opponents. Sadly its about a fifty step plan that we must execute in the next week. This could be madness

MONDAY APRIL 16TH 2012

On the flight home to London. Been a while since I've been in London. Come to think of it, last time I was in England, I won the AWA tag team titles with Despayre. That was at Christmas a couple of years ago. I remember that pretty well. We stayed at Mark Ward's house. He was throwing some kinda party when we got there, which was weird because it was about ten in the morning. We stayed there for Christmas, had a huge party, enjoyed being there. He even had reindeer in the back garden and somehow, I think I lost a snowball fight to Despayre. Still nice to be heading home, will have to visit some of my old haunts, see what's still there.

Might have been a part of a little prank played on Rage today. That will teach him to sit there quietly, although in my defense, I didn't put all that hot sauce in there. I did however leave the bottle with Despy and turn my back a few times. I had no idea there was gonna be two bottles of hot sauce involved.

I just checked my tweets, seems like Casey thinks he's actually gonna beat me and Despayre at London Brawling. Yeah, alright buddy, we've been on this ride before and I've always gone the distance against you. This will be no different


TUESDAY APRIL 17TH 2012

Tag Team title shot confirmed and all, thinking lightning may be striking twice. London is a very lucky omen for me and Despayre. After looking at the Supercard, this is gonna be the greatest supercard ever, especially for the Sins. Rage is gonna win the heavyweight championship, Despayre and I are gonna win the tag titles and Kittie is hopefully gonna get rid of these Harkore Warrior idiots. Kittie is gonna smack that bitch up big time and hopefully they will never show their faces around here again.

Just heard that there is a water shortage in London. How is that possible? It pisses down in London all the time. It's pissing down in London right now as I write this!


WEDNESDAY APRIL 18TH 2012

Germany might not have changed much, but London has changed so damn much. I took a wander around where I grew up, where I used to live and there's not a lot that I remember from this place. I think the roads are the only thing that looks the same, but everything else looks so different. Pretty sure there was more pubs around here, now all it seems like is there's big expensive looking houses and little street gangs on all the corners. What is it with these little hoodie gangs. Strolling around the place, I was getting more odd looks then anything else. All hustling around each other, looking like they wanna attack something. I know people will argue about them being bored or something like that, if that's the case, send them off to the army, that will stop them being so bored

THURSDAY APRIL 19TH 2012

Rage's promo started getting aired last night, caught it today. Just goes to show how mean that guy is, going around, kicking pigeon's up the arse. Mean old fella he is, but still, he looks focused as fuck for this match against Nick Jones, so focused, seems like it's on his mind constantly. Maybe Synn needs to sit there and have a word with him, or Shane, just to kick his focus in. Since the sins are all booked on the same show for the first time, our backstage staff, i.e Synn, Shane and Fantasia have split and got us focusing. Synn is working with Despayre and I, Fantasia is getting Kittie ready for her match, and Shane drew the short straw, and get's to prepare Rage. We're all very united, I'm gonna chat with Kittie about her match, that Viper chick and her loud mouthed idiot fella have gained my focus for a while now, maybe I can offer an insight

FRIDAY APRIL 20TH 2012

Ok, this is the most fucked up day I can honestly say I've seen in a long, long time. Started off early morning, I met the Queen on a tour of Buckingham Palace, boy that was a strange and great honour. I considered stealing a few jewels, until Synn stopped me. I coulda got away with that easy enough, but I wasn't allowed to have a go at that. Seriously, imagine how good those things would be sitting in the suite I have. Meeting the Queen was so random though, sometimes, you have to love it when Despy just wanders off. Every time he does, good shit happens. I know I'm not exactly the living embodiment of a royalist, but still, was wow. Wouldn't mind meeting Kate's sister though, she could do some damage with an arse like that.

Speaking of arses like that, I had Kittie bent over and handcuffed, wiggling around, gasping for air, moaning and groaning.... Oi ya pervs, yes Kittie is fit as fuck as we say in England, but was teaching her a magic trick. Seriously, our little Kittie has a very fast hand.... oi! You know what I mean.

I then got asked to distract Despayre, which was an odd request from Synn, but a fair one considering the fact that Despayre's mum had just shown up, so Shane and I took him to a place near where I grew up for a pint, but he kinda wandered off in to a park. He never met the Queen or anything, probably met a guy who believed he was Jesus or something and he, or Angel gave me a great promo idea.

This is the part where things got considerably worse. Shane disappeared to bring down another fine establishments health code and Despayre and I walked in on Synn and Despy's mum yelling at each other. The words "I am his mother" and "I am his father" were yelled out in front of him. The little fella froze, I mean really froze. Out of respect for everyone involved, even if his mum is a bitch who doesn't deserve to be anywhere near him, I'm not gonna talk about it until they work out what the hell is going on. It's been a shock to him and I never thought that woman would fly all the way to England to see him. I secretly hoped we'd never have to see that woman again.

After all this bollocks, went to the top of Canary Wharf to shoot a promo, should air tomorrow


SATURDAY APRIL 21ST 2012

Promo is airing, as is a few others that have now jumped to my attention. Oh where to start, so many choices with it seeming like "Let's throw shit at The Sins" day.

Let's start with the forever hopeful Casey Williams. Casey asked me the question, asking my why I deserve to be in this title match. Could be Despayre and I's perfect record that would be the reason, or maybe it's because we are one of only two teams not to get a shot, and now is our time. Maybe it's because it's time to take the belts away from you and Jordan and make SCW fresh again. Maybe the question is, what did you do to deserve the shot in the first place? I mean if we're gonna start throwing random shit at each other, what exactly did you and Jordan do as a team to get the shots in the first place? Cause if I remember right, you did nothing at all. Not teamed before, Jordan didn't exactly seem over the moon teaming with you. If you're gonna throw silly shit around, you should look at yourself first, pot, kettle, black.

Jordan and I faced off not long ago, he knows what I can do, his no dumb arse like Casey. He gets it, he also gets it about football too, not many Americans do, so extra credit for being smart. The more I look at Jordan, the more the intelligence shows, the more I need to be slightly concerned about him. He knows what he's doing, he's no doubt looked at me and knows how to counter certain things. I love the confidence that seeps out of Jordan, but I am determined in this one, I do plan on getting those titles.

Wish I could write here about The Aristocrats but I'm guess the cowboys took a wrong turn and ended up somewhere else

Sadly I can talk about those pains in my arse, The Harkore Warriors. Why the fuck do they keep coming back about Despayre, why are they really so concerned? Don't tell me, they're gonna come out as his long lost granny and grampa. Despayre is on meds, he's taken care of. They pain us as evil but if they had a clue, or even looked it up, we're not exactly heelish. I think Viper was a bit drunk when she did her promo ramble, ramble, ramble, not 100% confirmed for the match. Don't like SCW, fuck right off, we won't miss ya. See, I know they're booked on Premier Wrestling, it's not too far away from London and I have considered showing up to piss on your cornflakes. They really like banging on about all the shit they've won, no one really cares about all those things. These guys are truly a pain in the arse


SUNDAY APRIL 22TH 2012

Catching up with people all over the place since I've been back, but today is a day of peaceful relaxation. Shook off The Sins for a while and went to my old local bar. That bit of London hasn't changed a bit. I know I hit a bar the other day, but this one is the one I used to call home. Home is always a nice place to come to see some old faces and damn, I'm seeing faces I haven't seen in years here. Fun playing darts, shooting pool, and just hanging out with people I haven't seen in ages. Having a pint here is just flashing back the memories. Like the first time I ever walked in here, like the first time I ever got hit on by a drunk chick. First time I saw a fight start in here. Speaking of which, I get the feeling one might kick off in here today. To be fair, odds are always good for that.

I think I needed some time away from the Sins after that bombshell about Despayre and Synn. Maybe they need time to sit and sort things out


MONDAY APRIL 23RD 2012

St George's day in London and this is disappointing if I'm honest. No flags out, no English pride, nothing. Seems like the English are happy to get pissed up on an Irish day but doesn't seem like they're interested on celebrating their own day for their own patron saint.

I got asked something today that nearly gave me a heart attack. Not gonna write about it, but all I can say is damn. Makes me wanna drink for St George's day


TUESDAY APRIL 24TH 2012

Rumours have been flying around all day today, talking about me, my future, things like that. Here's where I stand on things, my future is all about SCW tag team titles, it's all about getting my head in the game and going on to be part of the best tag team in the history of wrestling. I know people have been on my case about going solo, saying I'm overshadowed by everyone else in the sins but I don't really think that's true. I mean come on, I won the SCW heavyweight title, that has to mean something. I won't lie, I am exploring options off my own back to go to another Alliance federation. I have Synn's blessing to do so if I want. It will help raise my profile and the profile of Sin City Wrestling. It's a chance to spread my wings and just fly a bit and win some titles, guess that greedy side of me is still alive and kicking

WEDNESDAY APRIL 25TH 2012

So we had this big old promo day today, haven't seen much from Rage, he's been running around with Shane most of the day. He better start getting used to answering peoples questions on a regular basis if he wants that heavyweight title. I had to do it. I had to be everywhere, everyone wanted a piece of me and I'm a lot more laid back then that scary fucker is. I think all these fan conventions and stuff he was booked for, are meant to open his eyes about the fact that being a champion doesn't mean carrying around gold. Means a lot more then that. He's gotta be the leader.

By the way, who is this Maggie chick? She really seems like an annoying pain in the arse

And for the record, I agree with Shane on this "Woot" shit. I really do, seems like the lowest form of expressing joy. What happened to a simple woooooohooooooo?


THURSDAY APRIL 26TH 2012

I caught Jordan Williams promo earlier. The man is a legend, straight up legend. Very informative, I learned a lot from watching. I think it goes to prove my instincts about him being the danger man in this match is justified. The guy has seen and done it all. I like guys like that, guy's who bare their soul for this business. Without it, guys like me wouldn't get a chance to be in wrestling now. When they say someone paved the way before us, they were talking about guys like Jordan. I now see why he has earned the respect he has done. People show up, demand respect and think they deserve it when they don't deserve shit. They have nothing to back it up with but Jordan, Jordan has spent the best part of his years on earth putting pro wrestling in the spotlight. That and that alone deserves respect. I remember Shane telling me a while ago how Jordan helped refine his skills when he was breaking through, how he gave him a bucket load of charisma, told him not to think and just talk. Maybe that's how I got it. Jordan refined Shane, Shane refined me. In family terms, I'd be Jordan's grandson. Starting to see a trend here with two of Jordan's successes with Shane and Mark Ward. Both English, both charismatic, both different from the crowd. Starting to describe me there. Wrestling Jordan is gonna push my game, help me improve and make me push myself to the limits. Facing Jordan is facing the biggest name I've ever faced. I'm starting to feel some of Shane's pride here, because I musta been doing something right to have a shot against Jordan.

Just a shame the legend that is Jordan, is teamed with a guy like Casey. It truly is. Casey's an odd sort, getting advice from everyone, and not knowing who's lead to follow, but all he needs to do is look in his stable. Spike and Jordan are star powered names, Spike and Jordan are names that have done it all. Jordan is clearly one of the best wrestlers and trainers in the world, that's where you should be learning from. Casey needs to open his eyes and see that everything he needs to improve is right on his door step. I mean it's a shame really that the strongest in the match out of our opponents, is teamed with the weak link of our opponents.

Still weird that while I'm writing this, there's no Aristocrats appearance. Maybe they went in to hiding


FRIDAY APRIL 27TH 2012

Now this is the part of things where I don't write for a couple of days leading up to the match. I'm now all about pure focus on becoming tag team champions with Despayre, all about becoming tag team champions.I know Despayre and I are good enough, I know we're the best and Casey Williams has done nothing to make me doubt we deserve this shot. seven months ago, we were the first to sign up, first to sign the names on the contract and we've done nothing but work hard ever since. Our tag record is perfect and other than a draw in a tag match and losing the heavyweight title (If you haven't worked that one out yet, I agreed to lose to that waste of time) so we deserve this. Despayre doesn't have a spot on his record here at all or anywhere else. This is our time and this is our gold.

Right, it's just after midnight in London now on Friday morning, so this is where I say goodbye and goodnight. Next time you see anything written from me, it will be written from the hand from one of the SCW tag team champions.
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