Isn’t it great to outsmart someone? Let alone outsmart two. Man I just love those triple threat matches, I can’t remember how many times I’ve been inside the ring with two other men. But it never gets dull, it never gets old. And to be honest? Outsmarting a Brit and an old familiar foe, it never grows old to be sure.
We open up with Goth sitting in a bar, drinking some beer as he is enjoying some music and some female attention. The Gothic One toasts with a real beauty before he turns around and sees the camera, he starts to grin and motions for the camera to come closer.
Why don’you just sit your ass down here and get to listen to the greatest trash talker in the history of this game. Also a guy that backs it up, sure I have had some setbacks, but don’t we all? But now? Now I’m on top of my game, I’m riding the bull now, the big bull that will get me to a big time victory at whomever that gets in my way. I mean, like anyone wants to get their asses in front of a mad bull, snorting hot air and having vomit running down his teeth. His eyes locked for one thing and one thing only, destruction. Catchy wouldn’t you agree??
Goth chuckles as he takes another sip from his beer and pats the female on her behind as he is enjoying her company.
To the victors go the spoils huh? I mean surely the federation thought to themselves, after watching last week’s show. They must have thought, of whom to put up against Goth this week? Is it a champion? Of course not, seeing I’m in a qualifying match for the big one, like I need to prove my worth. Would it be someone I’ve faced and lost to? Of course not, no Kain, no Despayre, no nothing. No, they figured that after this triple threat that I have been in last week, that Jared deserves a rematch against me. Goodie, another big time beatdown at the hands of the Gothic One. don’t you know how many chances Jared has had in the past? Oh I enjoyed Pryde, I enjoyed the time that I stood across the ring with him. Watching him shake his boots, the man that he could not beat on his own. The man that retired the Pryde World Heavyweight championship. I’m sorry man, but you? You are just another example of a dickhead, that just can’t get enough of the beatings that I will hand you over and over and over again.
But who knows, who knows you may finally find something to prove me wrong. Who knows, I never discount any oppertunity that destiny will alter from time to time. But you? Oh yes you, you are just another example of how things should not go in life Jared. You were always a follower in life instead of a leader, even when you stabbed the champion in the back. Even when you walked out of the Black army, the army of men that were named Black. I wonder, will Jack Black will be there too?. Even then I made you my bitch. Just like Monday, when I took care of the English Bum and spiked you hard in the canvas. I was hoping to hear some teeth crack, but who knows? What isn’there yet could always happen another time. Seeing I’ve learned to safe the best for last.
The female whispers something in his ear, making Goth chuckle as he kisses her on the mouth and uses the tongue.
I wonder Jared, I wonder what will be next? You will go on a Presidential campaign? Demanding justice to be served against some Dutch mad man? Where you will use the white suits of politics and Democracy to back you into a position that you seemingly can’t lose? Too bad that I said seemingly isn’t it Jared? Because the slogan of Yes We Can has been used before. People get tired of having people repeat the same bullshit over and over again. Just like a Jared Black match. I mean surely you must know you don’t have any charisma? You don’t have any talent, you don’t have any wits and humour. And to top it all off, I’m not surprised if you are just scared shit to get in the ring with me once more, so why don’t you do me a favour big boy? Why don’t you just sit right back, let me do all the talking and who knows? Who freaking knows you may just pick up on something that I say or do.
And you know why?
Goth laughs out loud as he lets the entire bar stop on what they were doing, all eyes are focused on the legendary wrestler.
You see Jared, there will come a time that I like to be frisky. Playing around with those who just love to play.
Goth winks at the female who grins at him
And then there are the moments where I will just put on my game face, where I will turn off the fun mode and get down business. I hope you won’t get any second chance to get back into this title hunt after I’m done with you, because lets be honest for a second. I’m the real deal, I’m the big horse in wrestling. You are just an idiot that likes to ride on other men’s coattail. Getting some of the fun, getting high on other men’s fame. Getting drunk on other men’s problems. While me? I’m causing problems 24/7, I’m high 7 days a week. I’m the very best in wrestling today and you? Well you are just another name on another example of those who just need to be proven one thing. That I’m the best, and you? You are another DDT away from having your face scrapped from the canvas once more. Get used to it punk….. get used it.
