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[/url]The camera opens up to a night time shot outside the SCW office building. Jordan has just wrapped up his promo and is walking outside. Jordan has his suit jacket draped over his left shoulder as he digs into his pocket for his phone. Jordan has a perturbed look on his phone as a he dials a number. Whoever he called picks up.
Jordan in a pissed off tone: “Rob…what the fuck man- where the hell are you?…Well hurry the fuck up man, I’m standing out here waiting on you like a kid waiting on his mom to pick him up from school…Yeah, I figured you got into something…Alright, see ya.”
Jordan hangs up as the lights of a vehicle start driving up to him.
A puzzled Jordan says: “That ain’t no f’n limo.”
A Toyota Prius pulls next to Jordan and honks the horn. The driver puts the car in park and steps out. Jordan’s goes from puzzled to disappointed.
Person: “Jordan! What the hell man, you’re suppose to have your ass in San Diego, not Vegas! That’s where the show is.”
Jordan rolls his eyes and shakes his head: “I know Carson…”
Carson cuts Jordan off and says: “What are you doing here then?”
Jordan unenthusiastically says: “Well I didn’t know. I didn’t check my ticket or anything…then Rob called and I told him I was going to Vegas for a show then he came and got me.”
Carson: “Oh…”
Jordan: “This is called Sin City Wrestling, why would they have a show in San Diego? By the way, why do you care? You’re just my Assistant…”
Carson: “I care because it’s my job to care Jordan.”
Jordan shakes his head and says: “Besides the guys inside already told me.”
Carson: “Okay, well, let’s go, I’ll drive us there.”
Jordan: “First of all, if we were going to drive to San Diego, we’re not driving in the fuckin’ thing. Second of all, I already texted Rob about the blunder and he’ll fly us there.”
Carson: “Okay well…”
Jordan cuts Carson off and says: “Who put you up to this? I bet it was Vanessa.”
Carson sighs and says: “Yes, she told me to come out here to…”
Jordan: “To what? Baby sit me?”
Carson: “Not exactly.”
Jordan shakes his head: “God damn, she not trust me?”
Carson: “I’m not saying anything and I’m not getting in the middle of this.”
Jordan: “Yeah, except you are…I’m gonna call her right now! This is bullshit!”
Carson raises his eyebrows and shakes his head as Jordan calls his wife.
Jordan in a angry tone: “Vanessa! Why did you send Carson out here to baby sit me?”
Vanessa: “Don’t start with me Jordan! You know why.”
Jordan: “You don’t trust me huh? That’s what it is!”
Vanessa: “Yes…I don’t want you to get into any trouble and you’re not going to gamble tons of money away.”
A puzzled Jordan: “Wait…what?”
Vanessa: “You heard me, plus you’ve been forgetful lately. I told you-you need to see a doctor about this. I’m very concerned.”
Jordan: “That’s bullshit babe, I’m fine okay? The next time you send Carson, tell him to pick a different car…He tells everyone that he’s not gay, but he keeps letting the evidence mount.”
Vanessa says with a chuckle: “Shush babe…now you behave and don’t go to the dark side. Promise?
A deflated Jordan says: “Promise. Love you.”
Vanessa: “I love you.”
Jordan hangs up the phone and let’s out a huge sigh.
Carson: “I told you a hundred times, I’m not gay…”
Jordan cuts Carson off and says: “Look Carson, it’s okay to be gay dude…it’s 2012 man.”
Carson sighs and rolls his says: “I’m not gay Jordan.”
Jordan: “I mean you frost your tips, you tan, you drive weird cars like this Prius, you go through a bottle of Purell everyday, you wax your body more than me! I’m a wrestler, I gotta wax my body. Being hairy isn’t part of my gimmick!”
Carson laughs and says: “They call that being a metro sexual, Jordan.”
Jordan: “You keep saying that, I still don’t know what that means…”
Carson smiles and says: “It means…never mind. When is Rob coming?”
Just as Carson says that, Rob Anderson’s limousine pulls up. The driver gets out and quickly opens the door for Jordan.
Carson: Well, I’ll meet you sometime later tonight.
Jordan nods as he gets inside the limo. The camera fades out as Carson pulls out his phone and starts texting.
The camera fades in to a shot late at night of a trendy night club. The camera cuts to a shot of Jordan and Rob walking to the VIP portion of the club. There is already a set up of exotic liquors and wines awaiting both men and-per request of Rob-their own bartender. Both men have a seat as the bartender serves them up their drinks.
Rob: “Dang man, I knew you gambled, but man you laid down some heavy dollars on those games.”
Jordan takes a sip of his drink and says: “Shit, I only play for big stakes, man. That’s why we played against those guys. They only play for big money too.”
Rob takes a drink and shakes his head in astonishment: “Yeah but $500,000 per hand is nuts!”
Jordan raises his eyebrows and says: “Those guys we were playing against have big dollars like you. I’ve sat in games were there was 10 million per hand man. They got that kind of bread to piss away like that. They fly in from Russia, London, China, Hong Kong just to play and when they come…lemme tell you something, they ain’t playing for $100 prize…these kats play for it all. I seen on one hand, this guy put up his 49% of his company, private jet, AND all his private islands he owned…the fucker lost too!”
Both men laugh and Jordan takes a drink.
Jordan continues: “Shit I call that a Life game. Cuz if I lose that game, my life is over!”
Rob laughs and says: “Hey but if you win…you just made life that much easier…”
Jordan nods in agreement as he takes a drink: “Yeah but if Vanessa even caught wind of me being near a casino, she’ll kill me! She said my ass is banned from even looking at a casino!!”
Rob laughs as they both continue talking and take pictures with the occasional fan who recognize them. After a while a bachelor party arrives. After a while a man from the bachelor party asks Jordan to come up to the bar and say some words of encouragement. At this point Jordan is wasted, however Jordan obliges. Jordan gets up with the help of Rob and they make their way to the bar. At the same time Carson arrives at the bar looking for Jordan. He searches feverishly for Jordan but to no avail. The bachelor party crew see Jordan and they go nuts. Jordan sloppily high fives a few of them as he’s handed a microphone. Jordan tells Rob he wants to stand on top of the bar. Rob helps the drunken Jordan climb up to the bar. Rob who is just about drunk as Jordan climbs up to the bar top as well.
Jordan while slurring his speech says: “Ya know…I’m gonna be real with ya’ll…I mean that’s how I’m gonna be…real!”
Rob puts his arm around Jordan and says: “Preach on brother!”
Jordan: “I’m gonna be real…Marriage sucks bad…To the dude getting married…cancel the wedding and get out…”
The party of guys clap in approval as Jordan shakes his head in agreement.
Jordan: “Cuz havin a wife…she’ll nag you…she’ll become your account…your daddy…your mama…your pastor…your accountant…everything!”
Rob screams: “DON’T DO IT MAN!”
Jordan looks at Rob and says: “Dude…this is my moment…I gotta preach here…We’re in church!”
Rob: “Sorry man…just got caught up in the moment!”
Jordan: “It’s okay…Now, guy who’s getting married…Have a few drinks with your guys…on Rob…he’ll pay for it…”
Rob: “It’s all good baby, yeah!”
In this moment, Carson spots Jordan and says to himself: “Oh dear god!”
Carson makes his way to the bar where Jordan and Rob are located. Also in the moment, Rob realizes what Jordan said and scratches his head.
Jordan: “But…in the mean time…LETS DRINKS SOME BEERS AND RAPE!!!!”
The bachelor party crew erupts into cheers as Jordan pumps his fist hard into the air. Party music again fills the club once again. Jordan starts to dance on top of the bar as Rob slowly climbs off the bar. Rob offers to help Jordan down but Jordan ignores him and goes into a Michael Jackson inspired kick. Jordan starts to moonwalk to the delight of the patrons. As Jordan moonwalks, he veers off to the edge of the bar top and falls off-crashing into the bottles of liquor!!!! The bartenders attend to Jordan as the bouncers also come around to help. Carson hops over the bar as Rob pounds the bar top while laughing. Carson and the bartenders help Jordan to his feet.
Jordan deliriously belts out: “AWWWW…I’VE BEEN SHOT!”
Carson: “You haven’t been shot Jordan. My god, you’re drunk.
Jordan tries pointing his finger at Carson and says: “Don’t you dare…say…anything…to…the…wife!”
A bouncer says: “Okay, I think this guy has had enough for the day.”
Carson puts Jordan arm around him and props him up and says: “I second that.”
Carson helps Jordan around the bar. Jordan gathers himself enough to stumble on his own. The camera fades as Jordan, Carson and Rob exit the club. The camera cuts to a scene where they arrive in Carson’s Prius to Rob’s condo complex. Jordan and Rob exit the back seat.
Jordan slams his door and says: “Damnit Carson…I told you I wasn’t gonna…ride in this shit…how did you find me?”
Carson: “Oh well, you guys are here now. I found you because you posted it to Facebook. I’ll call you in a few hours so we can a move on to San Diego.”
Jordan: “FUCK!”
Jordan and Rob make their way to the door of Rob’s condo when the three flight attendants from earlier in the day, were awaiting their arrival. Carson gets wide eyed and goes rushing up to the door.
Carson: “Jordan! C’mon man, you’re married!”
Rob: “Relax man…there’s plenty to go around!”
Carson: “No I won’t relax!”
Jordan: “Don’t worry about it Rob, he’s gay.”
Rob shrugs his shoulders as Carson rolls his eyes. Rob says: “Cool, more for me then!”
Carson yells: “FOR CHRIST’S SAKE I AM NOT GAY!!!!”
Jordan: “Well, if you are a dude…then you won’t tell…it’s guy code…you are still a guy, right?”
Carson: “Of course…that’s not that point…you have a wife and ki…”
Before Carson can finish, Jordan slams the door in his face. Carson turns around in disgust and begins to walk to his car. Carson gets into his car and pulls out his phone. The camera fades as Carson contemplates what to do.
The camera opens up to a shot of a little mom and pop diner in San Diego, California around 11 AM. Jordan and Carson are eating breakfast. Rob is reading his financial reports for the day while drinking a cup of coffee.
Jordan takes a bite of scrambled eggs and says: “Shit Rob, I know you can your breakfast made by a chef and shit, but this is REAL food. There’s nothing like a great breakfast from a greasy diner…”
Rob and Carson laugh.
Jordan continues: “…just like the old days when we drove a Ford Taurus with four dudes crammed into that bitch!”
Rob smirks: “Yeah, but I don’t got to worry about these dirty people making my food either. At least I can eat my food confident my chef didn’t spit or jerk off in my food…or wipe my French toast with his balls!”
Jordan and Carson laugh.
Jordan: “That you know of!”
Rob laughs and says: “If Mario did that, I’d kick his ass! Besides, you'll be puking and shitting your guts out in about 30 minutes.”
Jordan: "That's how you know its good!"
All three laugh. Jordan continues eating as Carson sips his orange juice. During the course of the meal, Carson is texting Vanessa. Their pretty waitress comes with the bill and takes their plates. Rob looks at the waitress-whom has a nice figure and then looks at Jordan with a “she’s fine” look on his face. The waitress walks away with their plates as she smiles at Rob.
Rob: “Damn, I’d love to get some of that. It’s been a while since I banged waitress!”
Carson rolls his eyes as Jordan laughs.
Jordan turns to Carson and says in a low, worried tone: “Listen Carson, I hope you didn’t tell Vanessa about what happened this morning.”
Carson: “I didn’t.”
Jordan: “Because nothing happened.”
Carson sternly says: ‘Of course not.”
Jordan raises his voice a little while saying: “NOTHING happened!”
Carson smartly says: “I know…but, I will say she is my friend first before I’m your assistant.”
Jordan gets annoyed and says: “Just don’t say shit, okay?”
Carson in an annoyed tone: “Sure thing, boss.”
The camera fades out as all three get up and go to pay. The camera fades into a shot of the parking lot of the Aztec Aquaplex. The air is crisp with a nice breeze. The camera picks up on Jordan and Carson walking to the wrestler entrance. Rob is across town “getting to know the waitress”.
Carson: “Before we head back to Atlanta, you have a few appearances to make in L.A. tomorrow.
Jordan adjusts his sunglasses and says: “Cool.”
Carson: “They’re for pod casts. One is with Bill Simmons and the other is with Adam Carolla.
Jordan nods his head in approval as he adjusts his bag that holds his gear in it.
Jordan: “Damn, I need to move the family out here. It’s gorgeous out today.”
Carson: “Yeah, it’s beautiful.”
As Jordan and Carson continue to walk to the entrance, fans who arrived early yell at Jordan. Jordan gives them a big grin and a nod.
Random fan: “KICK ASS TONIGHT JORDAN!!!”
Jordan yells back: “ALWAYS DO!”
The fans cheer as Jordan and Carson walk into the arena. Jordan walks to the locker room as Carson walks to the office. Jordan greets a few wrestlers and employees on his way to the locker room. The camera shot fades as Jordan enters the locker room.
The camera fades in to a shot later in the evening to a wide shot of the jam packed Aztec Aquaplex. The opening drum beat to "Miseria Cantare" plays as the lights in the arena go out. A spotlight is shined on the entrance to show smoke engulfs the area. Suddenly Jordan "PS" Williams emerges from the smoke and the crowd erupts into cheers! Jordan stops at the top of the entrance with his head down. Jordan slowly lifts his head up to show his cocky grin and the crowd goes into an uproar. Jordan is in his new gear: black trunks, black kick pad boots and black knee pads. Under the knee pads, Jordan has both knees taped (think Triple H). Jordan has his white wrist tape and white tape on his fingers and thumbs. On the back of his trunks, written in lime green is 2G4U (his catch phrase “TOO GOOD FOR YA”)The spotlight follows as Jordan walks down the aisle pumped up. Jordan slaps fives with the fans. Over zealous fans try to pull him into the crowd! Security breaks it up as Jordan has a big smile on his face. Jordan continues to slap fives with the fans until he climbs onto the apron. Jordan hops into the ring and climbs to the second turnbuckle. The fans are cheering and chanting "TOO GOOD FOR YA! TOO GOOD FOR YA!" as Jordan takes in the scene and then does his double guns pose (ala Jeff Hardy) before hopping down to the canvas. Jordan is handed a microphone by the ring announcer. Jordan surveys the arena as the cheers reach ear drum bursting decibel level. The fans are chanting “WELCOME BACK! WELCOME BACK!” Jordan looks to become over come with emotion. Jordan bows and mouths thank you, but the cheers are so deafening. Jordan brings the microphone up to his mouth to speak, but the cheers won’t die down. Jordan shakes his head in disbelief at the reception he’s getting. Jordan tries to speak one more time but the cheers continue. Jordan does the “I’m not worthy” gesture to the fans as the cheers continue to grow louder. Jordan walks around the ring and soaks in the cheers. Cheers die down just a bit as Jordan puts the mic up to his mouth to speak.
Jordan humbly says: “I literally have goosebumps now…wow!”
The fans erupt into cheers!
Jordan: “Seriously, this is great!”
The fans cheer loudly.
Jordan in a humbled tone: “You guys never cease to amaze me. You show me love no matter what. I’ll take this moment to the grave, real talk!”
