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Animal jokes and ramblings
« on: November 24, 2011, 10:19:43 AM »
 The scene starts outside a a two toned green and white Volkswagen camper van, the camera turns around to see The Surf Boys, Narly and Radical walking towards it, both men carrying Surf Boards and wearing wet suits. Radical shakes his head, sending water flying everywhere.

Narly: Dude, you know who you remind me of when you shake your head like that?

Radical: No dude, who?

Narly: Scooby Doo when he totally forgets how to stop and falls in water.

Radical bops his head and smiles

Radical: Sha! That dog totally rawks! Solving crimes and saying yoiks!

Narly runs his hands down the side of the van.

Narly: I can't believe that boss dude lied to us bro, telling me my baby here was gonna get towed last week.

Radical: I can't believe Misty's hands was that close to my ass, how awesome would that have been if the milfaclicious dudette with the very nice cans woulda like slipped on a banana peel or something and totally got a hand full of buttage?

Narly: That woulda been pretty sweet dude, but that pen coulda ended up anywhere.

Radical's face crunches up

Radical: That thing coulda done some serious hole damage bro, so not cool, but duuuuuude so close to a total ass in hand situation. Think we can get her back on there next week?

Narly: After seeing the buttage dude, I don't think she's gonna come near us, like ever again.

Radical: Ah man!

Radical pouts at the thought.

Narly: We should so get Kittie though, I wouldn't mind seeing her up close. What she lacks in upper mountians, she makes up for it total fiestiness.

Radical looks at Narly, scratching his head.

Radical: Do you have a thing for a little bit of kittie?

Narly: Dude, every man likes some kittie from time to time.

Radical shakes his head

Radical: No way man, that Christian Underwood dude likes different animals

Narly: What animals man?

Radical: I think he likes chickens cause he was talking about playing with some co...

Narly: I think I get it.

Radical: High five for a wiener joke?

Narly: Sha!

Narly attempts to high five Radical but misses and hit Radical in the head.

Narly: Sorry dude, gotta learn to aim better.

Radical: That's what Christian Underwood said too when talking about chickens.

Narly: DUDE! That's sick!

Radical: But still high fiveable for making a completely inappropriate sex joke!

Narly tries to high five Radical again, but misses and hits the side of the van.

Radical: Wait, did you just say "Completely innappropriate"?

Narly: I think so dude.

Radical: Bro, those are the longest two words you've ever put next to each other in a sentance!

Narly's mouth opens wide

Narly: You just said them too, so it's the same for you!

Radical opens his mouth wide

Radical: No.... way!

Narly: Way!

The duo jump up and down, waving their arms in the air and smiling at their little victory before stopping and looking at each other.

Narly: Anyway dude, we so need to focus on our opponents

Radical: What opponents?

Narly: For like Climax Control

Radical: Hehehe you said Climax.

Narly: Sha! But we gotta focus

Radical: Why?

Narly: Cause we're facing Blade Alexander.

Radical looks very surprised

Narly: What's wrong bro of bros?

Radical: Blade Alexander? Ain't that the dude in that movie who is half vampire that hunts vampires?

Narly: OH MY GOD! I think you're so right!

Radical: I'm not a vampire so he won't hunt me, but just in case, because he is half vampire, we so need garlic.

Narly nods seriously

Narly: We're also fighting Casey Williams

Radical: Is he the big dude?

Narly: Sha!

Radical bursts out laughing

Narly: Did you sit on a feather?

Radical: No dude! He just reminds me of Shrek!

Narly bursts out laughing this time.

Radical: I love that big giant ogre!

Narly stops laughing and looks at Radical

Radical: Dude, we need to go find him a donkey as a present!

Narly: Yeah we do!

The two nod and smile as the screen fades out
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