ANOTHER MEMBER OF THE LYONS FAMILY, THIS TIME ZAYVION LYONS, IS FACING THE DESTROYER OF DREAMS BILL BARNHART
Narrator: Well, well, well, what do we have here? Another wrestler from the Lyons Family is facing off against Bill Barnhart? Hasn’t anyone from the Lyons Den figured out yet that Bill Barnhart is better than they are in the wrestling ring? Oh well. . .for sure they the poor sorry sacrifice, named Zayvion Lyons, is going to find out quickly that he made a mistake. . .a HUGE mistake…signing this match against Bill Barnhart.
Bill, Bea, and Iris, arrived in Fresno earlier in the week and they are staying at the DoubleTree Hilton hotel which is one street away from Selland Arena. The three of them are in their hotel room relaxing when there is a knock at their door.
Bea: That would be our assigned camera person Bill. Please let them in and we can get set up and start with some general opening comments concerning your match against Zayvion Lyons.
Bill walks to the door of their hotel room and he invites the assigned camera person in to get set up so they can air their comments. While the camera person is setting up their equipment Bill goes into the kitchen area to get snacks and drinks prepared for everyone. Of course Iris, their English Bulldog, comes running into the kitchen area as she is ready for the food. Bill cannot help but laugh at Iris and her silly self. When the camera person informs Bill and Bea that they are ready to broadcast their comments Bill, Bea, and Iris take a seat on the couch.
Bea: I will open with some comments and then hand the air time over to Bill as he is the one who has the match against Zayvion Lyons. We are happy that we are in a hotel that is literally one street away from the Selland Arena. It is a short and easy walk to get there rather than having to drive. Unfortunately, for Iris anyway, there does not appear to be any major dog parks where we can bring Iris for walks but there are lots of grassy places near our hotel and we take Iris there to sniff around and do her potty business. Also I want to remind the viewers that it was ME who won the Bombshell Internet Qualifier match to earn a shot at the Bombshell Internet Championship down the road. For those of you who are upset that I earned a spot in the Qualifier Round just deal with it because I did win and you cannot change that outcome. The camera time is for you now Bill.
Bill: I am in the opening match for Climax Control on February 1st and I am assigned to face one of the Lyons Family persons in Sayvion Lyons. Just because he is young and still learning does not equate into me holding back and taking it easy on him. Nope! I will be hard on him like I do with all my opponents. I have no concerns with members of the Lyons family running in on my match to try to cheat me out of the win as have Bea and Iris at ringside to run interference on those Lyons Family persons who feel they have the need to try to cheat me out of a win against Sayvion. At this point in time we do not know who our Referee will be but rest assured that whichever Referee is assigned they will be informed that me and Bea will not tolerate them allowing Zayvion, or other Lyons family members, run in on my match to try to cheat me out of a win. You have been warned.
Bea: Nice opening comments Bill.
Bill: Let me now give you information on how me and Zayvion Lyons match up. I am 6 feet 4 inches in height and 240 pounds. Zavion, from the information I was able to review, is coming into this match at 5 feet 7 inches and 214 pounds. That gives me a significant height advantage of 9 inches over Zayvion with 26 pounds of weight advantage over him. I know what the viewers are thinking so let me cut you off and inform you of the truth. You are thinking that because I have to carry 9 inches of height over Zayvion, and 26 pounds more weight than him, that I will get worn down and tired quickly and that he will be able to take advantage of me for the win. HAH! I call BS there people! My 9 inches of height advantage, along with my 26 pounds of weight advantage over Zayvion allows me to wear him down quickly as he doesn’t have the height or weight available to stand toe-to-tow and face-to-face with me. Bea we should take a short break to take Iris around our hotel to give her a potty break walk.
Bea informs the camera person that they will take Iris for a short walk around their hotel to give Iris a potty break walk and Bea asks them if they want to follow them with their camera to air their walk with Iris and the camera person states they will go with them to air their walk with Iris.
Bea: Done deal! Bill you get Iris ready for her walk and I will see if the camera person requires any assistance with their camera equipment.
The camera person let Bea know they would like to accompany her and Bill and Iris for their walk with Iris. Once they are out of the hotel the camera person fires up their camera and they are now sending their camera video to the Network.
We see that Iris is happy to be outside of the hotel and she immediately sniffs around to find the smells of other dogs, or cats, or other animals, that she feels she is entitled to chase the intimidate.
Bea: I feel sorry for Iris.
Bill: Why?
Bea: Because even though Iris is an adult dog I feel the processing capability of her brain is very basic and often I wonder if Iris honestly understands what she is doing.
Bill: For sure her brain knows when Iris is hungry and is begging for food!
Bill and Bea start laughing at the expense of Iris but Iris doesn’t see the humor in what they are doing by teasing her.
Bea: Come on Iris. You need to poop so we can get you back to the hotel so you can have some food.
At the sound of the word FOOD the brain of Iris kicks into overdrive so now Iris wants to hurry up and poop so that she can eat some food back at the hotel. Iris squats and does the poop thing and Bea pulls out a poop bag and picks up the poop of Iris and then Bea wipes the butt of Iris just to make sure there are no remnants of what Iris just did remaining on her butt. Satisfied that Iris is clean Bea informs Bill, Iris, and the camera person, that they are done with the walk with Iris and they will return to the hotel where the camera person can continue broadcasting their comments on Bill’s match against Zayvion Lyons.
Bill, Bea, Iris, and the assigned camera person, have returned to the hotel where they are staying. The camera person gets his camera linked up to the Network quickly and Bill dives into his comments for his upcoming match against Zayvion Lyons.
Bill: Everyone sit back and listen to what I say. To start with I will repeat something I already mentioned and that is the fact that with Zayvion being 9 inches shorter than me and 26 pounds lighter than me I have the major advantage over him for our match. Giving up 9 inches of height and 26 pounds of weight is hard to overcome.
Bea: Maybe Zayvion will do what most of the Lyons family does and that is to ask for interference from their other family members to take out their opponents due to the fact that trying to take out their opponents one-on-one appears to be a difficult thing for members of their family to accomplish.
Bill: I know that is how most people see their family when it comes to the sport of wrestling but I also understand that being smaller and lighter against taller and heavier opponents is an intimidating thing so they tend to freak out and beg for interference from their family members rather than attempting to legally win a wrestling match against a larger and heavier opponent.
Bea: I honestly hope the Referee assigned to your match is one that we can rely on to fully enforce the rules rather than allowing your opponent to cheat and obtain assistance from his family members.
Bill: All the Referees in Sin City Wrestling know that they can be fired for failing to enforce the rules of the matches they are assigned to officiate. None of them want to be fired and lose a paycheck so we simply have to allow them to do what they are paid to do as a Referee.
Bea: Unfortunately it doesn’t always work that way but I will do all I can to hold back and not yell at your Referee if they do a pathetic job of officiating your match.
Bill: The best thing you can do if Zayvion Lyons uses illegal moves and holds and maneuvers, or he arranges for Lyons family members to attack me while I am wrestling Zayvion, is for you to let the Referee know what they are doing by pointing to them and let the Referee call the foul on the illegal things they are doing against me. That is because if you try to get on the ring apron, or your actions indicate to the Referee that you are trying to cheat on my behalf, then both you and I get punished.
Bea: Okay Bill.
Bea notifies the camera person that she and Bill are going to present their closing comments and then they can cut their camera feed.
Bill: I want to let everyone know that leading up to my match against Zayvion Lyons, both myself and Bea, along with our English Bulldog Iris, will have a booth set up so any of the fans who want to talk to us, say hi to Iris and pet her, and even if they want to demean and insult us, we will gladly treat you to an English Bulldog stuffed toy. That action, by itself, lets everyone know that they all mean a lot to me and Bea here in Sin City Wrestling. You are not required to like us but we do ask that you give us consideration that we work for Sin City Wrestling and do what we can to ensure Sin City Wrestling will always be one of the best Wrestling Federations in the world.
Bea: The Iris the English Bulldog stuffed toy is our way of letting you know that we both feel all the fans are here for our benefit and there is no disappointment on our part as we feel everyone, especially the fans, have a right to feel how they want to feel.
Bill: Thanks for being tuned in to us today and I hope you will enjoy watching me defeat Zayvion Lyons this Sunday.
Bea informs the camera person that they are done with their comments leading up to Bill’s match against Zayvion Lyons and that they can cut their camera feed. The camera person acknowledges Bea’s comments and they call into the network to inform them that they are cutting their camera feed as Bill and Bea are done with their comments. With that the Network cuts the camera feed and our screen goes dark.
