I FACE ALEXANDER RAVEN AGAIN BUT THIS TIME IT IS A HIGH STAKES TOURNAMENT MATCH
As the scene on our screen comes up we see a panning view of the Anaheim Convention Center in California. After the camera person is done panning the location the Network shifts the camera feed to another camera, that is with Bill and Bea Barnhart and their English Bulldog Iris, as they look around the Anaheim Convention Center. We are not sure what is going on with Iris coming on tour with Bill and Bea Barnhart but we are sure we will find out shortly. When the camera person catches up with Bill and Bea and Iris they are greeted by Bill and Bea and they inform the camera person to please follow them around as they walk around the venue.
Bill: Thank you to everyone who has tuned in to hear our comments on my High Stakes Tournament match against Alexander Raven. This is a High Stakes Tournament match between myself and Raven with the winner of our match moving up in the High Stakes Tournament.
Bea: Of course I will be at ringside serving as Bill’s Manager to ensure there is no interference in his match and that the Referee assigned to the match calls the match fair and equal for both wrestlers. Also you have noticed that our English Bulldog, Iris, is with us and there is a back story to her appearance with us again at wrestling events.
Bill: Before I launch into comments concerning my High Stakes Tournament Match against Alexander Raven I want to inform you of something that allows us to bring our English Bulldog, Iris, with us when we are on tour with Sin City Wrestling. I originally took Iris off the list of traveling with me and Bea while we are on tour with Sin City Wrestling because Iris, being an English Bulldog, which means she is large and not high in the intelligence category, she often caused situations that got others mad about her behavior.
Bea For the past several months we have had our neighbor, Andrew, in Lawrenceville, Georgia, bring Iris to doggy obedience training and Iris is now able to remain calm and not lose control of herself, both with her emotions and her bladder. This now allows us to take Iris with us on tour with Sin City Wrestling where we do not expect to have any incidents with her from here on.
Bill: Some of you may know that I have done a lot of fundraising competitions against Iris to raise money for good causes. Sometimes the money goes to Children’s Hospital in Atlanta, Georgia, and a lot of the time the money goes to other good causes. Some of these competitions between myself and Iris are things like a pizza eating contest, a burping contest, and many others including farting contests but Iris usually wins the farting contests. It is fun to do these competitions against Iris and both of us end usually end up with equal number of wins in the end.
Bea: I have assured Sin City Wrestling Management that when myself and Bill are at the wrestling ring during Bill’s matches that Iris will be secured in our dressing room so she doesn’t get out and wander around the venues. I keep the dressing room door secure and locked so that Iris cannot get out and other people cannot get in an inadvertently let Iris out of our dressing room. If I am in a match and Bill remains in our dressing room then I don’t have to worry about Iris sneaking out of the dressing room as Bill will have control of her. While I am busy with my wrestling match Bill is free to take Iris for walks about the venues or along the streets around the venues.
Bill calls Iris over to stand next to him so she is also on camera with jo, and Bea. When Iris is in the camera shot Bill presents comments on Iris.
Bill: This is our dog Iris. I call Iris my doggy daughter since she looks up to me as DADDY BILL and she looks up to Bea as MOMMY BEA. Iris is an English Bulldog which means she has a large body and a pint-sized brain. I assured Sin City Wrestling Management that I would keep Iris under control so they gave me permission to bring Iris with us on wrestling tours. Now I would like to change subjects and talk about my upcoming match at Climax Control 438 against Alexander Raven. It is a match to see which of us will move up in the High Stakes Tournament and who will leave the ring empty-handed. We already know I am going to win but it is okay if Raven wants to hallucinate and think he will win this match. It will be quite amusing to watch Alexander Raven leave our match after I defeat and humiliate him.
Bill and Bea pause their comments while they continue to walk around the venue with Iris. They enjoy the venues and displays and people who are wrestling fans, and fans of Bill and Bea, are constantly walking up to greet them, shake their hands, wish them well in their wrestling matches and, of course, for them to pet and kiss their English Bulldog Iris. After a short walk Bill and Bea and Iris arrive at a venue where they want to take into account what the venue is presenting. After looking that particular venue over they stand in front of that venue and continue with their comments about Bill’s HIGH STAKES TOURNAMENT Match.
Bill: I will give you some background between myself and Alexander Raven. We are nearly even when it comes to wins against each other. I am not keeping absolute specific details on the wins and losses me and Raven have had against each other as the competition is more important than how many wins and losses each wrestler has on their record. The fact that I am again facing an opponent I have wins over, and they have wins over me, in the wrestling ring, so be it. It is for me to continue to add to my WIN column against Raven while adding more LOSSES on Alexander Raven’s win-loss record. I will give you more details on how I stand on our upcoming match later on. I already have a scheduled fundraising challenge against our English Bulldog Iris to raise money for children’s healthcare.
Bea: One of the beneficiaries of my fundraising challenge against Iris is to raise money for two organizations that help children battling cancer but there are other organizations that we donate to. The first organization is the main cancer-specific children's healthcare hospital in Atlanta is the Aflac Cancer and Blood Disorders Center that works with Children’s Healthcare of Atlanta. Here in Anaheim, California, the main cancer-specific children’s healthcare hospital is Children's Hospital of Orange County. We will now move to the location where the challenge between Bill and Iris will take place.
Bill, Bea, and Iris, move to a venue at the Anaheim Convention Center where the fundraising challenge pitting Bill against their English Bulldog Iris, in a pizza eating contest. Bea presents the concept of this fundraising event.
Bea: People in attendance are welcome to donate funds that will be donated to both the Children’s Healthcare of Atlanta and the Children’s Hospital of Orange County. When the challenge between Bill and Iris is done the money raised will be split evenly between the two hospitals. This money helps parents and other family members to help pay the cancer treatment bills and the families to have funds left over to help pay for other items they required.
Bill: Bea contacted the pizza restaurants in Anaheim and she selected the Pizza Factory. Factors that helped Bea in her decision include that the Pizza Factory has been providing pizza for the Anaheim area for over 40 years. Bea told me when she asked if Pizza Factory would like to provide the pizza for the pizza eating contest between Bill and Iris, they not only said YES they also said there would be no charge for the pizza they provide for the fundraising event between Bill and Iris so that more money can be donated to the two Children’s Hospitals to help pay for the cancer treatments. You cannot help but commend a company like that. And, finally, we told the fans in attendance if they wish to donate to the cause that is fine and if they do not want to that is fine also.
Bea: I have a few more comments to make then we will get underway with the pizza eating challenge between Bill and Iris. In addition to Pizza Factory providing the pizza for our fundraising event we have several other sponsors. Some of the sponsors are businesses in Anaheim and some of the sponsors are businesses not physically located near Anaheim. Here is how the pizza eating challenge will work between Bill and Iris. Bill and Iris will be sitting at a table across from each other. Personnel from Pizza Factory will bring one large pepperoni pizza for Bill and one large pepperoni pizza for Iris. The Owner of Pizza Factory has painstakingly ensured that each pepperoni pizza is exactly the same size and weight so that neither Bill, nor Iris, can complain that they had to try to eat a larger pizza then the other. When I ring the bell the timer for their pizza eating challenge will be officially ticking away. Both Bill and Iris have the challenge of eating more pizza than the other. It is as simple as that. The timer will run for 15 minutes and when the time is up the owner of the Pizza Factory will be the one to determine how much pizza Bill and Iris ate during that 15 minute challenge and they will be declared the winner. Bill. . .Iris. . .please take your places at the table where the pizza eating challenge will take place.
Bill and Iris take their place at the table. Both are like the characters of Shaggy and Scooby Doo as they also love to eat pizza as do Bill and Iris. The staff from the Pizza Factory place one pizza in front of Bill and the other one in front of Iris. Iris takes a look at her pizza, then she looks over at the pizza Daddy Bill has, and she registers a complaint that Daddy Bill was given a smaller size pizza that gives him an unfair advantage over her. Bea asks the Manager of Pizza Factory to measure both pizzas so that both Iris and Bill have the proof that both their pizzas are the same size and that neither of them has an advantage in the competition. Bea is ready to officially start the pizza eating contest between Bill and Iris. The staff from Pizza Factory stay close to the table to be ready to refresh the pizzas for Bill and Iris when they have devoured the pizza before them. Bea is ready to start the competition and…Bea sounds the Air Horn and this competition is underway.
Bea: This pizza eating competition fundraising event is officially underway!!!
Bill takes an early lead over Iris but Iris quickly catches up and passes Bill in how much of her pizza she has eaten. After both have finished their pizza the staff from Pizza Factory place the second pizza in front of Bill and one in front of Iris. Both Iris and Bill waste no time devouring the second pizza and the crowd is loving the action with half the crowd cheering for Iris and the other half of the crowd cheering for Bill.
Bea: Five minutes have elapsed. There are 10 minutes left in the pizza eating competition!
Bill and Iris finished their first pizzas and they now have new pizzas before them and the two dive into the newly delivered pizzas. Bill and Iris are neck-and-neck in their pizza eating. As they continue to devour their second pizzas the crowd is cheering on both contestants. As the two finish off their second pizzas Bea announced where the timer is in this competition.
Bea: Another five minutes have passed and we are now into the final five minutes of this pizza eating contest! Bill and Iris have both completed two entire pepperoni pizzas and the final pizzas are in front of them so please cheer them on to the finish!!!
Both Bill and Iris work hard to finish their final pepperoni pizza first but after both have already devoured two large pepperoni pizzas both are getting a bit sluggish and having a harder time to quickly devour their final pizza as the time is ticking down. Even so both Iris and Bill continue to eat as much of the final pizza as they can.
Bea: We have reached final minute left in this pizza eating contest. From where I am located it is hard to tell if Bill and Iris are still tied, or if one of them is in the lead, but it appears to be extremely close.
The last remaining seconds on the timer ticks down and Bea sounds the Air Horn and she tells Bill and Iris this contest is over and that both have to immediately stop eating and they obey Bea.
Bea asks the owner and staff of the Pizza Factory to come to the table and evaluate if it was Bill or Bea who ate the most pizza to win this pepperoni pizza competition. After a close evaluation by the owner and staff of the Pizza Factory, which includes sweeping up crumbs and other parts of the pizzas, they have reached a decision and they have a winner. The owner of the Pizza Factory hands their official decision on this pepperoni pizza contest to Bea. Bea reads the decision by the owner of the Pizza Factory then she raises the mic to her mouth and issues the official decision on this contest.
Bea: Wow! Over the many years of Bill and Iris having contests like this, including pizza eating contests, this is one of the closest results to date. The official decision by the owner of the Pizza Factory is that the winner of this contest, by a mere half inch of pizza crust left over by their opponent is. . .BILL BARNHART!!!
Bill jumps up and brags about his win over Iris but he also knows the decision on the contest could have easily been Iris. Although Iris lost she loves the eating contests against Daddy Bill and she walks over to Daddy Bill and slobbers her with kisses on his face as the crowd cheers both Bill and Iris. Bill and Iris enjoy hugs and kisses with each other and, of course, Bill and Iris remain in love with each other.</>
Bea: I wish to thank the Pizza Factory for providing the pizzas for this pizza eating contest and to decide the winner. I also wish to thank the corporate donors who helped raise funds for the two children’s cancer hospitals with one in Atlanta, Georgia, and the other here in Anaheim, California. And many many many thanks to the wrestling fans here today who also donated money to help the two cancer hospitals.
The crowd erupts in a loud cheer and then Bill, Bea, and Iris, comment into the camera.
Bea: I speak for myself and for Bill and Iris that we are going to take a short break to get to our hotel room here in Anaheim. Once we get back to our hotel room and the camera person has arrived and is set up ready to air more of our comments on Bill’s match against Alexander Raven, we will return to live broadcasting.
After a short break the camera person arrives at the hotel room of Bill and Bea Barnhart, and Iris of course, and they return to broadcasting comments by Bill and Bea on Bill’s upcoming match against Alexander Raven.
Bea: Do you want to start this line of comments or would you like me to start the comments?
Bill: Since you are my Manager, and you will be at ringside to ensure I get a fair match called by the Referee, I want you to start off the comments.
Bea: Thank you Bill. I am officially Bill’s Manager in Sin City Wrestling and I am legally allowed at ringside during his wrestling matches. If any of you have a problem with that feel free to take your idiotic whining complaint to Management and let them tell you to shut the hell up! During Bill’s match against Alexander Raven my responsibilities as Bill’s Manager are many. I am at ringside to ensure the Referee officiates a fair and evenly called match for both wrestlers. If I see the Referee show disrespect to Bill, but they let Raven do whatever the hell he wants to do, there will be a hell of a lot of complaints against the Referee. If Raven uses illegal items to attack Bill with and the Referee fails to threaten him with a suspension, or at least by having him disqualified with Bill winning the match, there will be hell to pay by the Referee. If the assigned Referee calls for Raven to make a break and he fails to do so and break, and even more so if the Referee reaches a five count and still Raven fails to make the break, the assigned Referee will not want to hear what I have to say. I take my responsibilities as Bill’s Manager and if anyone doesn’t like that then you can go into the bathroom and flush yourself down the toilet.
Bill: Damn Bea! Where did that all come from?
Bea: I have been holding a lot of things back but for this edition of Climax Control, and other upcoming Sin City Wrestling Super Card events, I have decided to just let it all out there and see if anyone is really paying attention.
Bill: I am sure most of you, including you Alexander Raven, saw my fundraising event, which was a pizza eating contest, between myself and Iris. As you saw I won the contest as Iris fell short by leaving piece of pizza crust that was just a half inch in length while I had nothing left over from my pizza. That is okay as there will be many future fundraising events between myself and Iris and we have around an equal number of wins over the other so these contests been myself and Iris will continue for a long time. As for you, Raven, after I defeat you I expect you will go into retirement again due to your loss to me. That is fine if you go into retirement again so that we don’t have to suffer with you hanging around Sin City Wrestling.
Bea: Please look into the camera and tell me what you told me before we returned on camera.
Bill: Raven I have never denied that you are a good wrestler. I have also never denied that I am an outstanding wrestler. I don’t keep track of the number of wrestling matches I have been involved in and I also don’t keep a record of all the wrestlers I faced and what my Win-Loss record was against them. I simply show up for my matches, give everything I have, and if I win so be it. . .if I lose so be it. . .if the match is draw so be it. But there is a bottom line involved in our upcoming match. You see, Raven, you can be like Iris who gave it all she had to try to win the Pizza Eating Contest but she came up a half inch short of getting a tie against that would have ended up with us breaking the tie in a tie-breaker. How does that apply to you and me in our match Raven? You, as with Iris, will come up short against me and take the loss to me. You will fail to knock me down and keep me down. I will walk away the winner of our match and I will move on in the High Stakes Tournament while you consider returning into retirement. Everyone knows that you cannot defeat me unless you cheat, violate the rules, or hire people to run-in our our match to take me out of action. If you need to be at that pathetic of a level that you cannot legally win a match, that you have to lie, cheat, and steal, to get a win, then you are worse than pathetic.
Bea: Do you have closing coments for Raven?
Bill: Of course I do! Alexander I want you to know this ahead of time so that you will not be caught by surprise because you will already know what is coming at you from me. Remember that I defeated Iris in a pizza eating contest and Iris came close but lost to me as she left a half-inch size of pizza crust and that cost her the competition. Using that as an example after I defeat you in our upcoming match I will hand you a half-inch piece of pizza crust so you will have a memento of our match, and your defeat at my hands, to remind you of your loss to me. That would also cause you recurring nightmares every time you go to a pizza restaurant to eat. They will bring your pizza to your table and you see the half-inch piece of pizza crust on your plate and your eyes tear up because it brings back the memory of me beating you down and handing you a loss in our High Stakes Tournament match.
With Bill's comments for his upcoming match done Bea gives the CUT sign to the camera person and the camera person cuts their camera feed and our screen goes dark.
