THE FELIX THE CAT HERNANDEZ SCHOOL OF HARD KNOCKS IS OPEN AND VINCENT LYONS JUNIOR IS GOING TO FIND OUT QUICKLY THAT TAKING FELIX HERNANDEZ LIGHTLY IS A MISTAKE. . .A HUGE MISTAKE
The scene on our screen switches to a shot of the Narrator who works with Bill and Bea Barnhart and Felix Hernandez. The Narrator gives lead-in comments on their matches so we listen to what he has to say.
Narrator: I spoke with Felix Hernandez before I came live on camera and the best description I can give you of how he is feeling going into his match against Vincent Lyons is that he wants to quickly defeat Vincent AND he has some harsh words for Bill and Bea Barnhart also. Oh, don’t be concerned over Felix wanting to address Bill and Bea Barnhart. He just wants to help them get over their Mixed Tag Team loss to Lilith Locke and Kevin Carter at Climax Control 429. With my comments out of the way I now turn you over to Felix Hernandez for his comments on his match against Vincent Lyons Jr.
The scene shifts from a shot of the Narrator to a shot of Felix Hernandez sitting at a table in the room where the media and camera crew work during events at the Suplizio Field in Grand Junction, Colorado. We notice Felix is wearing regular blue jeans and that today he is wearing a University of Georgia tee shirt that has an image of their mascot UGA THE BULLDOG on the front of the shirt. For those of you who are not familiar with the University Of Georgia, located in Athens, Georgia, which is where Felix Hernandez lives, the University Of Georgia is one of the most over-powering sports college.
Felix: Hi and I thank everyone who tuned in to hear my comments leading up to my wrestling match against Vincent Lyons Junior at Climax Control 430. I decided to give comments on my upcoming match here at the Suplizio Field in Grand Junction, Colorado, by using their media room and broadcast studio is located. I decided it is best to present comments on my upcoming match here in the studio rather than sitting in my hotel room to give comments on my upcoming match. I have all I need here to present my comments for those of you who are watching. But first I am going to do something that I have rarely done since I returned to active wrestling and that is to have a conversation with Bill and Bea Barnhart before I launch into comments for the benefit of Vincent Lyons Junior. Bill and Bea are back home in Lawrenceville, Georgia, spending time with their English Bulldog Iris, but they will return to active wrestling after Climax Control 430 is done. The camera crew set up a table and computer for me to have a conversation with Bill and Bea Barnhart, via a video call, so for this portion of the presentation I will take a seat at the table and wait for Bill and Bea to join the video call so that all of you can hear what our conversation is about. The camera person here told me it would be less than two minutes and we will be in the video call.
Felix sits down at the table so he is facing his laptop computer to communicate with Bill and Bea and what they are seeing and hearing on their laptops. Felix motions that the video call is set up between him and Bill and Bea.
Felix: Hi Bill. . .Hi Bea. . .and I see Iris in the background so Hi to you also Iris!!!
Bill: Thanks for asking us for this video call so we can stay connected with you and the others in Sin City Wrestling since you are out on this location but we decided to spend some time at our home in Lawrenceville, Georgia, to spend time with Iris.
Bea: Iris is extremely happy that we took a break to spend personal time with her. I feel bad since we are on tour most of the year and it is difficult to travel with her all over the world.
Felix: Thanks for letting me know that Iris is happy you are home even if you can only be there for a short time until your next wrestling assignment. However there is another reason I wanted to have a talk with you two.
Bill: What’s on your mind Felix?
Bea: You have our curiosity twitching now.
Felix: Please don’t take offense to anything we talk about today as I am only trying to help. Bill you and I have worked together in a wrestling federation some time ago and the wrestling federation was Asylum Wrestling Alliance. I came to Asylum Wrestling Alliance just a short time before Management decided to close up the Federation so I didn’t have much time to accomplish stuff in that federation. But you Bill? I think you held Championships in Asylum Wrestling Alliance nearly twenty times when Asylum Wrestling Alliance was in operation. Bea supported you during your time in that Federation but she was not active on the Roster as a wrestler then. After some time you ended up in Sin City Wrestling with Bea as your Manager and now she is also an active wrestler in the Bombshell Division. I just came to Sin City Wrestling recently so I haven’t had much except that during my short time in Sin City Wrestling I am currently with a win-loss percentage of 37 percent in Singles competition and 27 percent overall.
Bill: Uh, Felix, I am not sure what your performance and winning percentage in Sin City Wrestling has to do with me and Bea. Do you with to elaborate on your comments?
Felix: Bill you have been active as a wrestler in Sin City Wrestling for some time and your winning percentage is average at 26 percent. It appears, to me anyway, that perhaps you are at the age where the many years of being active in wrestling has slowed you down and you are getting match after match where you wrestle fairly well but you still lose. Same goes for you Bea except that your winning percentage is 19 percent. I am curious if you two have considered retirement?
Bill: WHAT???
Bea: WHAT???
Felix: Please don’t be offended by my comments. I am simply relating the fact and the statistics on you two and maybe it is time for you two to consider retirement and let new people come in and do the active wrestling.
Bill: Please don’t take my comments the wrong way Felix but you are not going to talk me and Bea into retirement as we both enjoy wrestling and we will continue to wrestle in Sin City Wrestling until they no longer wish to use our services. But thanks for the comments and the critique of our wrestling and lower than average winning percentage.
Bea: I echo what Bill just said. We are still friends and I will continue to serve as your Manager for your matches. We have to get back to Iris now as I know we have about a week to spend time with her until the next event after Climax Control 430.
Felix thanks Bill and Bea for sharing their thoughts and comments with them and Felix is happy that Bill and Bea did not take his comments as being hard on them so they will remain friends. Felix looks into the camera for a moment to make a comment.
Felix: I ask you excuse me for a short time then I will be back to give my thoughts and comments on my match against Vincent Lyons Junior at Climax Control 430. I simply need to step out of camera range long enough to purchase some food then I will be back and talk about my match at Climax Control 430.
The Network changes the broadcast from that of Felix Hernandez and they return to the regularly scheduled programming for this time slot. The viewers entertain themselves with what the Network is showing until Felix Hernandez returns to continue his comments.
Felix returns and takes a seat in front of the camera to continue airing his comments on his upcoming match against Vincent Lyons Junior.
Felix: I wish to welcome everyone back where I continue commenting on my upcoming match at Climax Control 430. My opponent for that match is Vincent Lyons Junior. Although he comes from a family of wrestlers he is about to step into the wrestling ring with me and I will be a challenge at a level that he wasn’t expecting and he won’t be ready for me and what I bring to the ring. Yeah, okay, many of the people watching me present my side of the story, are going to laugh and insult me and they have the right to do that. Let me present the statistics for myself and Vincent Lyons Junior. I come into our match at 6 feet tall and 165 pounds while Vincent Lyons Junior comes into our match at 5 feet 11 inches and 225 pounds. I don’t have what someone could call a height advantage as I only have 1 inch of height over Vincent. Someone might call Vincent carrying 60 pounds more weight than me an advantage but the way I view our weights, especially the weight of Vincent which is 225 pounds, or 60 pounds more than I am carrying, he is carrying 60 pounds more weight around the ring than I am carrying and the extra weight he carries is the equivalent of the weight of 4 regulation bowling balls. That means Vincent will get tired and worn down quickly for having to carry that much extra weight than I am carrying into this match so it will be easy for me to defeat him by pinfall, submission, or knockout.
Felix grins into the camera.
Felix: So, Vincent, I want you to try something to prove my point. The next time you go out to do something, regardless of what that something is, I want you to hang four regulation bowling balls onto your body and see how successfully you can maneuver around without struggling and quickly becoming exhausted. While we are in our match working against each other it will be so amusing for me to watch you wear out your energy so quickly that I win our match quickly. So much for taking on too much weight eh?
Felix pauses for a moment to get a soda to drink. When he is done taking a drink he places the soda can on the table then he looks into the camera to continue with his comments.
Felix: Here is how I approach wrestling and the concepts work for everyone if they apply them properly. Here are some of the items I focus on when I am in a wrestling match regardless of who my opponent is. I always perform the best I can in wrestling matches. I never back down regardless of how large or intimidating my opponent appears to be. Often my opponents are trembling inside as they are worried they will lose to me. If my opponent manages to get me to the mat then I get up quickly and take them down and take the hurt to them. I never give up in a match unless I cannot physically continue in the match and I assure you that rarely happens. These concepts apply to every moment that every wrestler is actively involved in a wrestling match. The difference is that I quickly adapt to what is going on inside the wrestling ring while most of my opponents have no clue where they are when they are in the ring with me.
Felix pauses to again take a drink of his soda.
Felix: Vincent I cannot see any possible way you can over-power me and get the win over me by yourself. Knowing how your family works it has appeared that the only way for those in the Lyons family to win a match is by cheating, violating the rules, and obtaining interference in their matches. I will speak to our Referee before our match officially starts to ensure that they keep a close watch on you, and your family members, to prevent them from interfering in our match to cause me to take a cheap and cowardly loss to you. But you need to be informed that if you manage to distract the Referee and interfere in our match to cause me to take a loss there will be Hell to pay. I would ensure the Referee gets reprimanded for not doing their officiating job properly. I would ensure that you and others in the Lyons family will be reprimanded, fined, and possibly suspended from wrestling in Sin City Wrestling. If you and your family members have to be the cowards that you are because you cannot legally win wrestling matches then you should not be allowed to work in Sin City Wrestling any longer. Now we all sit back and see which road you and your family will take. I anticipate that the amount of time we will have to wait to see if you and your family cheats me out of a win will be less than 5 minutes into our match.
Felix stands up and walks around the table where he is broadcasting from. After a few turns around the table Felix returns to his seat and continues with his comments.
Felix: As you heard earlier in my comments I have never feared anyone that I was assigned to wrestle against. I have nothing to fear as I know what I am doing, why I am doing it, and who the wrestler is that I am doing it to. Yes you saw me go off on Bill and Bea Barnhart, two people who are my dear friends, to try to get them to retire from wrestling as they are no longer in the race. Both Bill and Bea said they want to remain active in wrestling so I left it there with them. But to get back to my match against Vincent Lyons Junior I am ready for this match. I am fully prepared to do whatever it takes to win, with the exception of cheating as I am not a cheater like most in Sin City Wrestling are, and I will emerge from our match with my hand raised in victory.
Felix finishes his drink before providing his closing comments for today.
Felix: My closing comments include several things. One of those things is that even though I gave the truth to Bill and Bea Barnhart, that they are no longer able to perform to a level that will bring them Championships, we remain friends. As for most of the wrestlers in Sin City Wrestling I know there is no amount of logic and sense that anyone can send your way to help you understand that you are a drag chute on Sin City Wrestling. Then you have the numerous cowards in Sin City Wrestling, both in the Male division and the Bombshell Division, where they have to cheat in every match, violate the rules in every match, and perpetrate attacks on their opponents in every match, while those they attack are still in their dressing rooms or in the backstage area. They are pathetic cowards and they know they only way they can possibly win wrestling matches is to physically attack their opponents before they even get into the wrestling ring. That is what we call being a coward.
Felix informs the camera person that he will give his closing comments now and then they can cut their camera feed.
Felix: So, Vincent, I come into our match to destroy you and walk away as the winner. You might be able to toss me to the mat but just as a Cat will immediately land on their feet then lunge at you with their claws and fangs whacking away at your face and body so I will do that against you. I took over for the School Of Hard Knocks that Bill Barnhart used to run so I am extremely familiar with handing the hard knocks. Vincent if you think I will back down from you then you are wrong. If you think if you can drop me to the mat and cause me to stay there then you are wrong as I will quickly jump up and beat you down. Vincent if you think anything you can do to me will cause me to lose the match you are wrong a thousand times over. Even if you were to do the normal cowardly things the Lyons Family does, which is to run-in on matches their relatives are in and they are getting the crap beat out of them so the Lyons Family has to save their family member, I will take you out so quickly that you will not remember when you came into the ring. I’m sick of pathetic cowardly jerks like you and you will find out what I am capable of at Climax Control 430. Please enjoy your time you have remaining before our match starts because once the bell rings you will get destroyed by me.
Felix begins to motion to the camera person, maybe to let him know he is done with his comments for today but Felix stops and begins speaking into the camera again.
Felix: I forgot to mention something else before I end my comments for today. Since this weekend is the Fourth of July weekend there will be a hell of a lot of fireworks going off. Vincent I want you to get used to the noise of the fireworks, and the the flashes of sparks going everywhere, because when I beat you down so hard that you cannot stand up, you cannot remember your name, it will come to you that ME, Felix THE CAT Hernandez, owned your ass in our match at Climax Control 430 and you lost the match to me. Your defeat at my hands will out-shine a full-blown fireworks celebration and from our match at Climax Control 430 going forward you will be afraid to accept another wresting match against me as you will be terrified of having to face me again.
Felix motions to the camera person that they can cut their camera feed and they cut their camera feed and the Network returns to regularly scheduled programming for this time slot.
