MIXED TAG TEAM MATCH AGAINST DANIEL MORGAN AND CRYSTAL ZDUNICH
Narrator: Before coming on camera to offer my pre-match comments on the Mixed Tag Team match where Bill and Bea Barnhart face off against Daniel Morgan and Crystal Zdunich I had a conversation with Bill Barnhart. Bill told me the only thing he wants in this match is for the assigned Referee to force Daniel Morgan to send his bodyguard, Osbourne, back to their dressing room so that Osbourne doesn’t interfere in the match. With that said I turn you over to Bill Barnhart for his comments.
The scene shifts and we get a shot of Bill and Bea Barnhart in front of the arena in Reykjavik, Iceland, where they will be wrestling against Daniel Morgan and Crystal Zdunich in a Mixed Tag Team match. Both are casually dressed and when the camera person informs them they are broadcasting Bill launches into his comments for his match.
Bill: I wish to thank everyone watching today. I am starting our comments concerning our Mixed Tag Team match. After I am done Bea will present her comments on the match. That way we are not stepping on the comments of each other.
Bill clears his throat before commenting.
Bill: Let me jump into my comments about Daniel Morgan. I see that you are in charge of a wrestling organization. I admire your willingness to do that as it is demanding and a lot of people in the wrestling federations are backstabbers to those in Management. However, Daniel, I don’t care what you do outside of wrestling in Sin City Wrestling. I will easily defeat you in our Mixed Tag Team match. There is a outside chance that your team can win our match but the only chance of that happening is if Crystal can defeat Bea. Although that has happened in the past I assure you that Bea is ready for this match and she will defeat Crystal if I don’t defeat you first.
Bill and Bea slap a HIGH FIVE then Bill continues with his comments.
Bill: So, Daniel, what are you thinking now that I have dropped my first comments in your direction? Maybe you think that having your goon bodyguard Osbourne at ringside will save you since you pay him to interfere in your matches eh? I watched one of your matches where you had Osbourne try to cheat in the match to help you in the match but the Referee in that match threatened to disqualify you if you did not send Osbourne back to your dressing room. Nothing has changed from that match to our match. The Referee in our match is not going to allow you to have your bodyguard cheat for you.
Bill flashes a huge grin into the camera before continuing with his comments.
Bill: When you and I are the two wrestlers legally inside the ring you are doomed to defeat. There is only one way for you to get away from me and save yourself from taking the loss to me and losing the match. That only way is for you to tag out to Crystal and then hope she can save your team from the loss. Now, Daniel, if you believe that I am going to take you across the ring to where your team is located so that you can tag Crystal into the match then you are dumber than I thought you were. Keeping Crystal out of the match means it is more fun for me while I am destroying you and earning the win for our team. If you don’t find that interesting and amusing then you are missing out on the beat down I am going to give you.
Bill smiles into the camera.
Bill: Okay, Daniel, you are running around claiming that your shir don’t stink. Seriously? Daniel I have heard from many people in Sin City Wrestling that when you go into the bathroom to take a dump the stench is so damn horrible that they call the Police, the Fire Department, and the Toxic Waste Clean Up Crew to come out and decontaminate the place. In our match coming up you think you will get away with cheating and having others interfere in the match to get a cheap win over our team but that will fail for you.
Bill laughs loudly into the camera again.
Bill: Daniel our team has a solid plan in place. We will not deviate from that plan. We will not compromise our chances in our match and take a loss. We are in this match to win it and advance in the Tournament and once we win our match against you and Crystal we have every intention to win the Tournament.
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Bill: So, Daniel, in my closing comments I will inform you that your team is going to lose to our team. I know you cannot defeat me and you know that also. There is another factor that will come into play in our match but I am going to allow Bea to comment on that when I am done with my comments when the camera is focused on her. So I am done with my comments now. Bea you ready to have your say on our upcoming match?
Bea: Of course!
Bill: Bea please allow me to make a final comment for the benefit of Daniel Morgan. Daniel please listen carefully so that you cannot claim I wasn’t clear in what I said. The song lyrics I want to present are from the song I WON’T BACK DOWN by Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers and those lyrics go as follows. . .
Well, I won't back down
No I won't back down
You could stand me up at the gates of Hell
But I won't back down
, , ,Now, Daniel, you may think I am just pissing into the wind and that I will fail in my attempt to take you down and win our match. But you want to know something Daniel? Satan has tried to win my soul for a very long time. He challenged me over and over and over again and he failed every time. Finally I told him there will be only one more challenge and he accepted. Turns out I won that challenge also and the stipulations was that if I defeated him again he could never challenge me for my soul again for eternity. I won. . .Satan lost. . .and I still have my soul and Satan does not have it. . .and he can never challenge me for it again. If Satan could not take me down and take me out then you haven’t got a chance in hell of defeating me. So, Bea, you ready to give your comments on our match now?
Bea: HELL YEAH!!!
Bill: With that HELL YEAH from Bea I will get out of camera range and let Bea do her thing.
Bill moves out of camera range and Bea remains in her spot to be in front of the camera. The camera person needs to take a break to relieve himself so he tells the Network to put up some commercials while they go to the bathroom.
