Scene One: Good Manners are a must!
*The scene opens up inside what looked like a classroom. Not just any classroom, but a young child's classroom. Elementary school, from the looks of it. The room was covered with educational posters, there were about 15 desks facing the teacher's desk at the front. Sitting in 3 of the front row desks were 3 people… erm, yeah let's just go with “people”... to the SCW audience. Sitting to the left, her front paws on the desk and crossed like a proper lady, was the fan favorite pomeranian herself, Fluffy. Her pink collar reflecting sparkles of light as she sat like a cute little human. On the right, the ever chaotic pomsky that was a gift from 2 of her best friends, sitting all perched, was Hero. Sitting between them, her dark brown hair pulled back in the cutest little pigtails you have ever seen, was Candy and Marcus's now 4 year old daughter, Ruby. She sat there, trying to get Fluffy and Hero to play with her as Candy walked in dressed in what can only be described as something straight out of Legally Blonde.*
Candy: Ok everyone! We have a big match this week in SCW! We are returning against some one by the name of Miss Manners. So I figured we needed a brush up on our manners!
*Little Miss Ruby every so cutely raises her hand and speaks in the most adorable voice. It's really quite precious. Is the cute factor doing anything for ya?*
Ruby: A-scuse me mommy?
Candy: Yes Miss Ruby?
Ruby: I has to go potty. Can I be a-scused?
*Candy smiled proudly and nodded as Marcus came in the room and escorted the toddler out of the room. Candy focused back on the precious pupps*
Candy: Those were very good Manners. Miss Manners would be proud. We are off to a great start.
*Everything screeched to a halt as Candy's voice was heard talking over things*
So, I bet you are wondering how we got here today. It's kind of a long story… so strap in!!!
You see I was in SCW a long time ago. Like a REEEEEEEALLY long time ago. I held the Bombshell Roulette Title for like, 6 months. I made some AMAZING new friends. But my time in SCW came to an end. I went home to PWS for a while, where I did some super fun stuff. I even made some new friends and everything!
But deep down, I missed SCW. So when I got the call from Christian to come back… I couldn't say no! Ruby is older now, why not!? Right!?
So I announced my return last week and I guess it upset someone named Necra Octopus Kanye? I've never even heard of her, or seen her, or anything. I dunno why she decided to attack me.
But it's OK! I'm not hurt. Sometimes, people like to hit before they get to know me and see how nice of a person I am.
I SHOULD BAKE HER COOKIES!!! YES! BIG HEART SHAPED COOKIES WITH BRIGHT PINK FROSTING AND LOTS AND LOTS OF SPRINKLES!!!!
I gotta go shopping…
Anyways. That brings me up to this week. Misd Manners. I've never heard of her either. But with a name like Miss Manners I'm sure she's gonna be super nice and super polite!
Right?
*Things screech back to life as Ruby re-enters the room*
Ruby: Mommy! I a big girl. I went pee pee on the big girl potty all by myself!
Candy: Great job, sweety!!!
*Ruby smiled proudly as she sat back in her seat. Candy grabbed something and walked over to her. She put a pink sparkly tiara on her as the scene faded*
