GIMMICS IN A WRESTLING MATCH ARE A JOKE AND GIMMICS DON’T WIN MATCHES
Narrator: Bill Barnhart has finished his comments on his upcoming match against The Troll and now it is my pleasure to speak with Bea Barnhart to see what she has to say about being in a match against a wrestler named Necra Octavian Kane. I turn you over to Bea Barnhart at the hotel room where she is staying with her husband, and fellow Sin City Wrestling wrestler, Bill Barnhart, as they get prepared for Climax Control 417.
The camera shot returns to the hotel room where Bill and Bea are staying while preparing for their matches at Climax Control 417. Bill already had his say about his match against The Troll, with the winner of that match earning a spot in the Elimination Chamber match coming up soon. So now we are tuned in to hear what Bea Barnhart thinks, and how she feels, going up against Necra Octavian Kane at Climax Control 417.
Bea: Yes I am back!!! I have recovered from the injuries I sustained at the last Pay-per-View event in a Street Fight Match. I have no hard feelings for my opponent I had for that match as she legally won the match. Although I still have a few bruises and scratches I am physically and mentally ready to go, ready to face anyone, and ready to kick ass. I never back down from anyone, or anything, and if my upcoming opponent, Necra Octavian Kane, still has the courage to show up for our match I will give you a beating so devastating that she will regret returning to active wrestling.
Bea laughs at the thought of her opponent and their upcoming match.
Bea: So, Necra, let me get a few things out in the open so that there is no doubt where I stand on our match. I am coming into our match at 5 feet 5 inches and 130 pounds of aggression. I have an great record in my matches especially in Hardcore Rules matches. I have won many matches by making my opponents tape out. If you think you are IT and that after you had around a10 year absence from wrestling that you are going to take me out you better think again because you are not logically thinking if you feel you can easily defeat me.
Bea busts out laughing again. After she regains her composure she continues with her comments.
Bea: Necra please allow me to enlighten you. Do you honestly believe that the fans care that an actor or wrestler was, at one point in their career, somewhat popular and now and that they are no longer popular and people turn away from them and when they see them after their disappearance from acting or wrestling the fans will still support them? NEWS FLASH!!! When the fans see these formerly average performers after these performers return after a long absence the fans make fun of them. I will present a few examples for you.
Bea picks up a sheet of paper and begins presenting information printed on that sheet of paper.
Bea: Do you remember when Macaulay Culkin played Ralphie in the Home Alone movies? He was an okay actor but not great by any definition that term. After the studio stopped making Home Alone movies where did the career of Macaulay Culkin go? In the toilet and flushed into the sewage treatment facility.
Bea makes a motion as if someone is flushing crap down the toilet.
Bea: Necra the fans have flushed you away from their memory as they flushed away the memory of Macaulay Culkin. Also, Necra, there was a very popular show in the early days of Disney on television. It was called The Mickey Mouse Club. There were over a dozen kids who were on the show but all but a few are remembered for being on the show. Yeah, okay, everyone knows that Annette Funicello. Some people may remember that other kids such as Bobby Burgess, Doreen Tracey, and. . .and. . .and…well there you go. Out of the nearly twenty kids who were members of the Mickey Mouse Club we can only remember a few of them. Some had limited success after the Mickey Mouse Show went away but most of them just faded away never to be heard from again. When you left wrestling around 10 years ago nobody missed you and nobody cared where you went.
Bea chuckles to herself again.
Bea: So, Necra, I have one more for you. You may have heard, or even watched, a sitcom titled GOOD TIMES. It was a fairly entertaining sitcom and one of the starring roles was the character named J. J. Evans who was played by Jimmie Walker and his character had a catchphrase of DY-NO-MITE!!! After they were no longer broadcasting GOOD TIMES some of the cast members found other employment but nobody heard from Jimmie Walker. But you want to know what I have seen of Jimmie Walker? He is on information commercials for stuff like Medicare and Social Security. He still tries to use the catchphrase of DY-NO-MITE!!! I mean, come on, the guy is currently 77 years old. Damn! Nobody gives a crap about him today and for sure, Necra, nobody cares that you went into retirement and into obscurity, then about 10 years later you show up again thinking the fans might still care for you? Dream on!
Bea bursts out in very loud laughter over her comments on Necra then after a time Bea stops laughing and continues with comments.
Bea: Let me inform you of some stuff Necra. Yes I took a few cuts and bruises at the last SuperCard in a Street Fight Match. If you think those cuts and bruises will keep me from destroying you in our match you are hallucinating. I take wrestling seriously. I also take my other position in wrestling as the Manager for Bill and Felix. Everything I do I take seriously. Nobody has seen me get involved in the sport of Wrestling only to quit and walk away like you did. Nobody has seen me disappear from the sport of wrestling only to try to make a comeback ten years later. I work full speed ahead in my matches. I work on taking advantage of my opponents every chance I get. I enjoy what I am doing and I don’t need gimmicks to get the fans to pay attention to me. Now that you have been fully informed of who and what I am if you still have the courage to enter the ring and face me in our match I will be surprised. . .but you will still lose to me. And I will end my comments on the word Necra. The definition of the word Necra includes stuff like DEAD. . .DECEASED. . .NOT EXISTING ANYMORE. Well there you go! When I get done destroying you in our match your wrestling career will be officially DEAD. . .DECEASED. . .and NOT EXISTING ANYMORE.
Bea informs the camera person that she is done with her comments for her upcoming match. The camera person calls into the Network to let them know Bea is done with her comments and the Network tells the camera person to cut their camera feed and when they do so our screen goes dark.
