I AM TEAMED WITH BILL BARNHART IN A HANDICAP MATCH AGAINST KEVIN CARTER
Narrator: I spoke with Felix Hernandez after the Card for Climax Control 410 was announced and on the card Bill Barnhart and Felix Hernandez are teamed together to take on Kevin Carter in a Handicap Match. Felix told me he doesn’t fully understand why Carter is being punished like this but he trusts Management in their decisions.
The scene changes to a camera shot the assigned camera person who has been assigned to air the comments of Felix THE CAT Hernandez. We see Felix casually dressed in blue jeans and a white pullover shirt. Felix looks into the camera and begins his comments for his upcoming match where he is teamed with Bill Barnhart to face off against Kevin Carter.
Felix: Let me clear the air on several items before I go into other comments related to my upcoming match at Climax Control 410. I am hearing rumors that people are accusing me of deliberately asking Bea Barnhart to interfere in my match against Kris Ryans so that I could get a cheap win over him. Before anyone else spews forth false accusations I need to make some items clear. I did not ask Bea to bring the Briefcase to my match against Kris so that I could use it as a weapon. I did not deliberately take advantage of the Referee being distracted to grab the briefcase and whack Kris Ryans with it. If you who are accusing me had any sense you would realize Bea is legally my Manager, in addition to being Bill Barnhart’s Manager, and she is legally able to be at ringside for our matches. Also for those of you who are claiming that I made an agreement with Bea for her to bring my Briefcase to the ring so that I could whack Kris with is I call your bullshit and I will remind you of the facts. The Briefcase is not controlled by me. The Briefcase is not controlled by Bea Barnhart. The Briefcase is not controlled by Bill Barnhart. The Briefcase is 100 percent controlled by the Entity that inhabits the Briefcase. Both myself and Bea have no clue how the match deteriorated to the level that it did but it happened and both myself and Bea had no control of the incident. Now with that truth out of the way I can get on to other items.
Felix pulls a small notebook pad out of his pocket and he opens it and starts reading from it.
Felix: For those of you who are claiming that I rigged my match against Kris Ryans here is the truth. I went into that match with the expectation that I would likely lose. After the first few interactions with Kris even I was giving in to the concept that I would lose the match to Kris.
Felix turns to the next page in the notebook.
Felix: I had no idea what happened in my match against Kris Ryans until the match was over, my hand was raised in victory over Kris, and I had returned to the dressing room and I watched a replay of our match. I am honest that when I saw the action Kris put on me, and that I was unable to counter most of what he gave to me, I could see why everyone expected me to lose the match. If you are intelligent enough to watch the entire video of our match then you will see that it was the Referee who allowed themself to be distracted to the point where Kris was able to return inside of the ring while I had possession of briefcase as Bea threw the briefcase into the ring when she thought Kris was going after her to harm her while she was on the arena floor. When Kris returned inside of the ring, but the Referee was still on the arena floor arguing with Bea, I was concerned that Kris would do something illegal, or use some sort of weapon to cause a violent major injury to me, that I did what anyone would have done in my position. I swung the briefcase and it hit Kris and knocked him out. Out of habit when an opponent is down on the mat I jumped on top of Kris and went for the pin. When the Referee realized a pin was taking place they returned inside the ring and made the count on the pin and I won the match by pinfall.
Felix turns to the next page in the notebook.
Felix: The final item I will talk about is the match where myself and Bill Barnhart are a tag team entered in the match but our opponent, Kevin Carter, is a single opponent against us. Whereas me and Bill can tag in and out during the match as you do in a regular tag team match Kevin Carter is on his own. To be honest with everyone listening to my comments I firmly believe Carter is capable of taking on two wrestlers, even when those two wrestlers have to follow regular Tag Team rules, and winning the match. Of course myself and Bill are going to do all we can to win but however the match turns out then so be it.
Felix informs the camera person he is done with his comments and the camera person cuts their camera feed and the Network returns to regularly scheduled programming for this time slot.
