LYLE KASEY JUNIOR IS GOING TO LOSE TO ME
Narrator: I had a talk with Felix Hernandez before I came on camera to give you lead in comments for his match against Lyle Kasey Junior and Felix told me he is excited and pumped up for this match. I will now turn you over to Felix who is relaxing in his hotel room near the Gold Coast Casino.
When the scene shifts to the hotel room of Felix Hernandez we see him in the kitchen area of his hotel room preparing some coffee with his Keurig coffee brewer. When Felix’s coffee is done brewing he grabs the cup and walks into the living room area and he sees that the assigned camera person is already set up and broadcasting. Felix takes a seat on the couch and begins his comments for his match at Climax Control 406 against Lyle Kasey Junior.
Felix: I wish to welcome everyone who has tuned in to hear my comments leading up to my wrestling match against Lyle Kasey Junior at Climax Control 406. As you can see I have a simple hotel room as I am not one of those wrestlers who demand fancy over-blown and very expensive hotel rooms. I just need a place to return to after going out and a place where I can relax and plan on my attack scenario on my upcoming opponent. I will begin by giving the history I have against Lyle Kasey Junior, then I will go into statistics, and then I will provide pertinent information that proves I have the advantage in our match, and then I will smile confidently into the camera as I know I will win this match.
Felix takes a drink of coffee before continuing with his comments.
Felix: I have no history against Lyle Kasey Junior as we have not yet had a match against each other. That changes on Sunday, October 13, 2024, because that is the date of Climax Control 406 and I have been assigned to a wrestling match against Lyle. This is not a simple Standard Rules match we have been assigned to. This is a LAST MAN STANDING match where we get to beat the crap out of each other until one of us. . .Lyle Kasey Junior of course. . .can no longer get to his feet and I win the match.
Felix finishes his coffee then he walks into the Kitchen Area to drop a K-Cup into his Keurig coffee machine and he brews another cup of coffee. When the coffee is done Felix returns to the couch in the living room area and continues with his presentation.
Felix: First I would like to let everyone know that Bea Barnhart not only serves as Bill Barnhart’s Manager as she is also my Manager. Bea will be at ringside, legally serving as my Manager during my match with Lyle Kasey Junior. Bea is not there to interfere in the match. Bea is at ringside to ensure Kasey doesn’t hire interference to get a cheap win over me. Bea is at ringside to ensure the Referee calls a fair match for both wrestlers. Bea is at ringside to ensure that I don’t get cheated out of the win.
Felix takes several sips of his coffee and he moans with pleasure from the taste of the coffee.
Felix: I will now present how me and Lyle Kasey Junior measure up. I am 6 feet in height and 165 pounds. Lyle is 6 feet 4 inches so he has 4 inches of height over me. I am at 165 pounds and Lyle is at 210 pounds which gives him 45 pounds more weight to carry than I do. Do not immediately assume that just because a wrestler carries 45 pounds more weight than their opponent that it automatically translates into an advantage for them. Although Lyle has four inches of height and 45 pounds more weight over me the fact is that he is coming into this match damaged from his match against Helluva Bottom Carter at Violent Conduct X. At best Lyle can hope that with his injuries from his match against Carter that he is even-up against me. However we all watched his match against Carter and we all know that Lyle is so damaged that he is not even up to half my abilities and endurance due to his injuries against Carter.
Felix stands up and walks around the living room area for a short time while drinking more of his coffee.
Felix: So, Lyle, let us take a bit of time to factor everything going on in our match so that there is absolutely no confusion on your part. I am at 100 percent while you are, maybe, around 50 percent capacity due to the injuries you sustained two weeks ago against Helluva Bottom Carter. You can come into our match and claim you are not injured but everyone saw how much in the way of injuries you sustained against Carter. You can try to make the claim that over the past two weeks you got back to perfect health but nobody believes you as we all saw the beating you took in your Ladder Match You can come into this match and try bragging that you are not nervous and scared to enter this match against me but everyone, including you, knows that is a lie as you know how damaged you are and how un-damaged I am.
Felix finishes his second cup of coffee and he returns the coffee cup to the Kitchen sink then he returns to the living room area to make closing comments.
Felix: Lyle you can talk all the shit you want but the only thing you are accomplishing is lying and having breath that smells like shit. We are both walking into our match at Climax Control 406 as competitors bit I will be leaving our match as the winner of the match and you will be leaving our match as the loser. That loss to me will drop you down in the rankings and my win over you will catapult me up in the rankings. Please, Lyle, do everyone a favor and accept the fact that you are damaged goods, you are broken and not healedt, and you are going to lose to me. You have no choice in the situation so just deal with it. See you at Climax Control 406.
Felix informs the camera person that he is done with his comments for today and that the camera person can cut his camera feed if he wants to. The camera person contacts the Network and they tell them to cut their camera feed and they do so and immediately the Network returns to broadcasting the regularly scheduled programming for this time slow.
