I HAVE A CHANCE TO EARN A SHOT FOR THE INTERNET HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
Narrator: Before I came on the air I had a talk with Bill Barnhart. He told me he just had a match at Climax Control 404 and that he was surprised he was booked for a match at Climax Control 405. He said he was even more surprised when he saw that he is in a five person match with the winner becoming the Number One Contender for the Internet Heavyweight Championship. Bill assured me he will not let this opportunity slip through his hands. With that said I turn you over to Bill Barnhart.
The scene changes from a camera shot of the Narrator to a shot of Bill Barnhart at an undisclosed location. We take note that Bill is casually dressed in blue jeans, a pink pullover shirt, and black sneakers. We also take note that Bea, his wife and Manager, is not with him at this location. When the camera person informs Bill that they are now live broadcasting Bill stands in front of the camera holding a sheet of paper in his hand.
Bill: I would like to first mention that when the official Card for Climax Control 405 was posted I was surprised that I had a match. . .a match that is the Main Event for this edition of Climax Control. . .even though I was on the Climax Control 404 Card in a Six Man Tag Team match. Although my tag team didn’t win the match it should also be taken into consideration that I was not the wrestler on my team who got pinned for the loss.
Bill smiles into the camera.
Bill: At Climax Control 405 I am included in the Main Event match which is an Aces Wild Gauntlet match. The first two wrestlers drawn start the action and when one of them is eliminated then the next wrestler drawn enters the match. The cycle continues until the final two wrestlers remain and the one who eliminates the other is the winner. What does the winner of this Aces Wile Gauntlet match. . .ME OF COURSE. . .get for the win? I will become the Number One Contender for the Internet Championship against Helluva Bottom Carter.
Bill pauses his comments to flex for the camera then he continues with his comments.
Bill: Now I will give you a run-down on how I have fared in the wrestling ring against LJ Kasey, Justin Smith, Eddie Lyons, and Aiden Reynolds. I have no history against LJ Kasey at this time. I have defeated Justin Smith two times in two matches. I am one win, one loss, and no draws, against Eddie Lyons in Singles matches. And, finally, I have no history against Aiden Reynolds in Singles matches.
Bill flashes a huge grin into the camera.
Bill: Do I have concerns over facing any of these wrestles? Nah! I am going to easily win this match and earn the shot at the Internet Championship. But I know what you are thinking so let me address your thoughts. You are thinking that if I get lucky and win this Aces Wild Gauntlet match and then face off against Helluva Bottom Carter that I am walking face-first into a match I will not be able to win. I expected you would think like that because I have two losses against Carter with no Wins or Draws and, of course, you are so mentally deficient that you cannot think outside the box. I’ve had more than two matches where Carter was involved in the match but not all were Singles matches. I have been honest that in Singles matches with Carter I have no wins and two losses. What you fail to take into consideration is that I am a two-time Roulette Champion and I held the Roulette Championship a long time during both reigns. If you all, and Carter, want to take me lightly and make fun of me then please enjoy your laughing at me now because after I defeat Carter and become the Internet Champion your laughing will stop. I will take a break from my comments from this undisclosed location and when I return to continue my comments on my upcoming match at Climax Control 405 me and Bea will be broadcasting from the Marriott Hotel La Porta De Monaco.
After a break the scene comes on our screen and we get a shot of Bill and Bea Barnhart relaxing on the couch in their hotel room at the Marriott Hotel La Porta De Monaco which is located a short walking distance from the Stade Louis II where Climax Control 405 is being held. We notice Bill is wearing his normal wrestling outfit, which consists of pink wrestling attire with black trim and a black heart sewn on the chest of the outfit for this presentation while Bea is wearing her light blue dress which indicates she is in a mellow mood. When the camera person informs Bill and Bea that they are live broadcasting Bill and Bea look into the camera and begin their comments concerning Bill’s Aces Wild Gauntlet Match for Climax Control 405.
Bill: Thank you for joining us today. As you see I am adored in my pink wrestling attire that has black trim and a black heart sewn on the chest of the outfit. Bea is adorned in her light blue dress which is the color she wears when she is in a mellow mood. Bea would you like to kick off our comments by informing the viewers why you are wearing your Mellow Mood light blue dress for when you serve as my Manager during my match at Climax Control 405?
Bea: I decided to wear my light blue dress as this is the dress I will be wearing, as your manager, during your Aces Wild Gauntlet match where you will win and earn a shot at the Internet Heavyweight Championship. I know you will easily win the match so I am mellow.
Bill: Thanks for the vote of confidence Bea. A lot depends on the order of the draw the wrestlers in the match get. However regardless if I am the first wrestler drawn for the match, or the last wrestler drawn for the match, I am going to win.
Bea: Some people think that in a Gauntlet match if you are one of the first wrestlers involved in the match that by the time the last person enters the match you are drained of energy and the fresh wrestler has the advantage however that is not the case.
Bill: What Bea means is that a match like this always comes down to the wrestler who has the best in-ring abilities, the endurance to last in the match, and the ability to overcome items such as energy drain and enduring blows from opponents. Sometimes the first wrestler who enters the match has the advantage until the end of the match and at other times it works against them. As for me it doesn’t matter if I am the first wrestler drawn for this match or the last. My ability to perform well in the match has no bearing on when I enter the match. I am such an awesome wrestler that I easily overcome those items that other wrestlers feel are disadvantages.
Bea: Tell them what you told me before we came on live broadcasting.
Bill: Before we went live broadcasting I was talking with Bea and I told her that I have the drive and determination to win this match and then go on to defeat Helluva Bottom Carter. That is not bragging…that the truth.
Bea: So, Bill, are you ready for us to close our comments for today?
Bill: What everyone needs to understand, and by everyone I mean the wrestlers involved in the match and the fans watching the match, is that it doesn’t matter what draw you get for your entrance into this type of Gauntlet Match. In a regular Gauntlet Match additional participants are drawn to be allowed to enter the match after a given length of time has elapsed until everyone has been drawn. In our match at Climax Control 405 the first two wrestlers will go at each other until one is eliminated then the next wrestler is drawn to enter the match.
Bea: I like this type of Gauntlet Match because it is always one-on-one until one of the two are eliminated from the match.
Bill: Due to the fact I am a two-time Roulette Champion that means I have a lot of endurance. I held the Roulette Championship twice and both championship runs were longer than most Roulette Champions hold the championship before losing it. I assure everyone watching today, especially LJ Kasey, Justin Smith, Eddie Lyons, and Aiden Reynolds, that I have more determination, drive, ability, endurance, and wrestling skills than the four of you combined. All of us will enter the match but only one of us will endure to the end and walk away with a shot at Helluva Bottom Carter for the Internet Heavyweight Championship. Sorry to inform you four that I am the only wrestler in this match with the ability, drive, determination, and wrestling skills, to take the four of you out and get that Internet Heavyweight Championship match. If you don’t like what I say. . .if you don’t like my attitude. . .if you don’t like the fact that I am positive that I am going to win our match. . .I honestly don’t give a damn what you think or how you feel. I win. . .you four lose. . .there is no other outcome for our match but that. Probably one of the best lyrics from a song are the lyrics from Don Henley’s Dirty Laundry. The lyrics go…KICK ‘EM WHEN THEY’RE UP. . .KICK ‘E, WHEN THEY’RE DOWN. . .KICK ‘EM WHEN THEY’RE UP. . .KICK ‘EM ALL AROUND. I want you four to remember those lyrics while I am kicking you when you are up and kicking you when you are down. I will have no mercy on you four.
Bill motions to the camera person to inform them that he is done with his comments for his Aces Wild Gauntlet match for Climax Control 405. The camera person informs the Network that Bill is done with his comments and the Network cuts the camera feed and the scene shifts from a shot of Bill and Bea back to regularly scheduled programming for this time slot.
