NAKITA NILES IS DAMAGED GOODS
Narrator: Bill Barnhart has finished his comments for his KING FOR THE DAY LADDER MATCH so now it is Bea’s time to present her comments for her upcoming match at Into The Void XIII against Nakita Niles. Both Bea and Bill are still in their home in Lawrenceville, Georgia, and they will travel to Pearl Harbor, Hawaii, where Into The Void XIII is being held.
Since Bill is done with his comments concerning his KING FOR THE DAY LADDER MATCH it is Bea’s turn to present her comments concerning her Hardcore Rules match against Nakita Niles.
OPENING COMMENTS
Bea: I wish to than the viewers today for tuning in to hear Bill’s comments on his King For The Day Ladder Match and now it is my turn to present the facts, truths, and predictions for the benefit of my opponent, Nakita Niles, so that she cannot claim she didn’t get the facts presented to her.
Bea gives a stern look into the camera.
Bea: Nakita I will admit that I showed up at your Blast From The Past Tournament match which caused you to be distracted in your match and your team lost and did not advance in the Tournament. What I was doing at the time you accused me of deliberately causing you to lose that match was trying to get the Referee’s attention as your team was cheating and I don’t tolerate cheaters. I don’t take kindly to false accusations hurled at me.
Bea gives a mean look into the camera this time.
Bea: So, Nakita, what did you do to me that was the result of you misunderstanding why I was at ringside? You interfered in my Blast From The Past Tournament match and caused my team to lose. The Referee of that match failed to call a Disqualification on our opponents due to interference so my team was forced to take the loss and we got dropped out of the Tournament.
Bea flashes a huge grin into the camera.
Bea: So you started talking shit and claiming how you are going to destroy me. The reason we have our Hardcore Rules match at Into The Void XIII is because you whined, bitched, moaned, and complained to management until they gave you this match to shut you up. Even with all your bragging about how you want to destroy me I would like to tell the world what happened to you at Climax Control 395 when you faced Victoria Lyons. Did I show up for your match and distract you? NO!!! Did I attack you backstage before your match to cause you to be a less than 100 percent for that match? NO!!! What I did notice, Nakita, is that you were in fact distracted during your match against Victoria Lyons. I saw you constantly scanning the ringside area to see if I showed up at ringside. I saw you constantly scanning the entrance area to see if I was going to make an appearance for your match. Did I show up to harass you during your match against Victoria Lyons? NO!!! Did you know that when you anticipate that something is going to happen, but there is nothing that is happening, it just makes you look foolish. Now it comes down to you, the liar, and me he speaker of truth, and the truth shall prevail. And the end result is that you lost to Victoria Lyons and you will lose to me at Into The Void XIII.
NAKITA YOU ARE AS DUMB AS DOG SHIT AND YOU ARE INCOMPETENT TOO
Bea: Nakita. . .Nakita. . .Nakita. When will you learn? I guess that is a stupid question to ask you because you have not learned your lesson yet. Please listen to my comments carefully so that you will have no excuse to claim that you didn’t hear and understand what I said. You know that me and Bill have an English Bulldog named Iris. I will admit that Iris is not the most intelligent dog around but she makes up for that by being one of the most protective dogs anyone could own. Let me tell you about some of the situations that happened while me or Bill took Iris for walks.
Bea looks over at Iris as Iris perked up when Bea mentioned her name.
Bea: There are a lot of people who fail to obey the Leash Laws where we live in Lawrenceville, Georgia. In the sport of Wrestling the wrestlers often fail to obey the rules of their matches. Violating the rules of their wrestling match eh? Did you hear that Nakita? I hope so because you are guilty of violating the rules of the sport of Wrestling. Getting back to the Leash Laws in Lawrenceville, Georgia, those Leash Laws apply to every time you bring your dog outside but it also applies at all the Gwinnett County Parks. Even so half the time we take Iris for walks some moron dog owner does not have their dog on a leash and the dog rushes on Iris and attacks Iris. In every case where a dog rushed on Iris it was Iris who kicked the dog shit out of the aggressive dog while me or Bill, whichever of us was walking Iris at the time, verbally kicked the shit out of the irresponsible dog owners.
Bea gives a fist pump into the camera concerning her comment about her and Bill kicking ass on irresponsible dog owners.
Bea: These irresponsible dog owners immediately claimed they would file a lawsuit since our dog, Iris, kicked the crap out of their dog and that myself, or Bill, or both of us at the same time, gave the moron dog owner a verbal and physical ass kicking. When they insist they will sue us we show them that we had our cell phones on and the camera on the cell phone caught all the action including them violating the Leash Lawns, their dog attacking us and Iris, and Iris protecting herself and us. When these idiot dog owners see the video they take their dog and immediately go home.
Bea again flashes a huge grin into the camera.
CLOSING COMMENTS
Bea: So why did I present this information to you Nakita? Because you claim to be a Marine but I doubt you spent even one entire day in Marine Corps training or on an actual mission. Bill’s father retired from the United States Navy as a Master Chief Petty Officer. A few of his assignments was on a Tank Landing Ship which hauls Marines and their equipment to various places around he world.
Bea glances over at Bill and Bill gives her a thumbs up for commenting on his father who has been deceased for some time.
Bea: Want to know what Bill’s father, Master Chief William Barnhart, told us? He said Marines are weak. The moment their ship left the Naval Station and ended up on the open ocean most of the Marines got seasick and puked themselves unconscious. Some of them even got seasick and puked before the ship left the pier. Bill’s father also told us that on several of his assignments, where they were in a Hostile Fire zone due to a war going on, that the majority of the Marines ran the opposite direction of the enemy or they found places to hide so that they would not be sent into battle against the enemy. At the same time Navy, Army, and Air Force, personnel marched toward the enemy while the enemy was attacking them and shooting at them. In every case the Navy, Army, and Air Force, over-powered the enemy while the Marines cowered from he battle.
Bea stares intently into the camera.
Bea: So what is my point Nakita? My point is that I am not like the Marines who talk tough but cower when the going gets tough. I talk tough at times but I am tough and I back up my smack talk. If you think I am an easy target then bring it on! If you think your tough talk will intimidate me then bring it on! And, Nakita, just when you think you have the advantage over me and that you are about to win the match you will hear the Referee count a THREE count, or the Referee will stop the match because you tap out to one of my submission holds, then you will hear the bell ring to officially end the match. Then when the Referee’s decision is delivered and they declare me the winner of our match you will have been physically, mentally, and morally defeated by me.
Bea informs the camera person she will give her last comment and then they can cut their camera feed.
Bea: I have to be honest, Nakita, that I feel bad having to cram the truth down your throat but I am here to tell the truth and I understand that to many people, especially you, the truth hurts. You claim to be a Marine but I wonder if you are delusional and thinking the impossible. I know that the battle cry of Marine is OORAY! But for you, Nakita, after I beat the stuffing out of you then your battle cry will change from OORAH! To OH SHIT! Just deal with it Nakita as you have no choice but to accept and deal with me defeating you in our upcoming match.
Bea motions to the camera person that she is finished with her comments and the camera person calls into the Network to let them know they are done broadcasting and the Network cuts the feed to their camera and the Network returns to regularly scheduled programming for this time slot.