The cameras come into focus and as they do we are treated to the sight of Crystal Zdunich with a wicked grin on her face. She smiles as she stands next to a cardboard cutout of Tempest before her face meets with that of the camera.
“Ladies and gentlemen can we all just wish one of my new BFFLs a very happy birthday. Tempest is amazing and she is like the best Internet Champion to have ever stepped foot inside of an SCW ring. I am happy that I am her friend and seeing what went down on Climax Control when Mercedes Vargas stole a win over my AMAZING friend has pissed me off and I am not going to take it lightly…”
Crystal sighs as she shakes her head in disgust and continues to share her heart.
“Nobody and I mean should do that to Tempest especially not Mercedes Vargas. Vargas what has honestly gotten into you?! At one point I used to consider you a friend. You and I have brought that Argentinian and Mexican attitude to this company and we both have shown that Latinas can indeed do it so much better. it didn’t matter if we had to shout our Spanglish at people but at the end of the day we both proved that we are belonging and that everybody should take us seriously.”
She nods her head as she smirks and speaks some more.
“That is where the two of us were and I know you would be the first to constantly remind everybody that you have among most of the matches that a bombshell has ever had. You would throw yourself down at people’s throats and tell them how you were champion among champion. You did a lot to really throw yourself out there. I know you had the ability to beat Tempest fair but you had to resort into being a dirty little Bitch. You just had to use a pair of brass knuckles to take a cheap shot at her and that’s not right. I can’t even respect the way that you got to this title match because this so isn’t you but then again I remember that you are a woman who is way past her prime. You are at 44 years of age and are slowing down. I doubt you have it in you anymore to actually be a relevant star so these are the methods you have to resort to in order to bring yourself back to the spotlight…”
Crystal shakes her head as she crosses her arms.
“It’s ridiculous and I definitely don’t approve of what you did. It doesn’t sit well with me and it’s time for me to stand up and be that amazing friend to Tempest. I don’t know if you know this or not but I am the one who asked for this match because I felt it was in my interest to teach you a major lesson in ode to my great friend Tempie… You see Tempie and I are like super Biffles… Her daughter totes sees me as this hero and as the Winter Rose I need to showcase that I am always in full bloom and it really doesn’t matter the season that we are in. The only thing that does matter is that I need to go down to that ring and get your butt because that’s all that matters…
Let’s face it don’t Mercy you have talked yourself up. You have done so much in this company but you know fully well how much friends mean to me. You were there when in 3WL when Veronica Valiant had gotten the best of me. It was supposed to be your little team of VVMV but I had to get involved because I became an obsessed fan. I started to dress like Veronica, I started to think like Veronica. I even teamed up with you and carried you to tag team championships because I thought it would make her happy. When I am locked in on somebody that I appreciate I would do anything for them. So seeing as it’s my amazing friend’s birthday I plan to give her the best present that a girl could have ever asked for.
She is going to get the gift of me delivering a major butt kicking to you. I am going to show you that one shouldn’t have to cheat in order to get what you want. Honor and class still exists in the wrestling world and it’s going to be those things which elevates me to gaining a massive win over you. After I beat you I could talk to my newfound BFFL about more important things such as…”
Crystal smiles widely.
“CAKE FLAVORS… I mean I forgot if she liked butter cream or whipped cream, I forgot seeing as she sent me through the cake but surely it was a mistake at the time. I am sooooo show if we go back in time… Like Tempest!!! Yes in a totes David Carradine way. SHE TOTES WOULD NOT PUT ME THROUGH THE CAKE BECAUSE WE ARE SUPER DUPER AND AMAZING FRIENDS…. We can discuss other important things such as makeovers, the notebook, Twilight and maybe bond over BRIDGERTON… OMG this friendship will be amazing! Anyway bring it on Mercedes, I will be waiting for you.
