BE READY TO CORONATE ME AS THE NEXT SIN CITY WRESTLING ROULETTE CHAMPION
Narrator: Everyone knows. . .or they should know. . .that Bill Barnhart is a two-time Sin City Wrestling Roulette Champion. At Climax Control 376 Bill has been assigned to a Triple Threat Roulette Championship match against Peter Vaughn, who is the current Roulette Champion, and Jack Washington who is the other challenger. Bill told me he is walking away from this match as the newly crowned Roulette Champion and that nothing will stop him from earning the Roulette Championship for his third time. With that said I now turn you over to Bill Barnhart who is relaxing in his hotel room which is located near to the Gold Coast Casino in Las Vegas, Nevada.
OPENING COMMENTS
The scene changes to a shot of Bill and Bea Barnhart in their hotel room at a hotel close to the Gold Coast Casino. They have set up two nice comfortable chairs with a small table set between the chairs and on the table are two wine glasses and a bottle of light red wine. We take note that both wine glasses are filled about half full of the light red wine. In the camera shot Bill is on our right side and Bea is on our left side. We take note of the fact that Bill is casually dressed in blue jeans and a white pullover shirt while Bea has opted for black slacks and a light pink blouse. Bill and Bea pick up their wine glasses and take a drink then return the glasses to the table. When the camera person informs Bill and Bea that they are live broadcasting the two look into the camera and begin their comments concerning Bill’s upcoming match which is a Triple Threat Roulette Championship match against Peter Vaughn and Jack Washington with Peter Vaugh being the current Sin City Wrestling Roulette Champion.
Bill: Welcome to our hotel room. We were able to secure a very nice suite so we have more room and better furnishings than obtaining a standard basic room.
Bea: It is nice to be able to upgrade to a nice suite like we have. Too bad we are not able to bring our English Bulldog Iris with us for most of our assignments so she has to stay at home in Lawrenceville, Georgia.
Bill: As we normally do we left Iris at our home in Lawrenceville, Georgia, and our neighbor, Andrew, is taking care of Iris for us until we return.
BILL’S HISTORY AGAINST PETER VAUGHN AND JACK WASHINGTON
Bill: Since there are lot of rumors and lies flying around concerning my upcoming Triple Threat Roulette Championship me and Bea wish to clear the air, feed you the truth, and get you to understand what is fantasy and what is reality.
Bea: Well stated Bill.
Bill: To start out the truthful comments I wish to present my history concerning the Roulette Championship and how I have fared to date against Peter Vaughn and Jack Washington.
Bea: Honesty is always the best policy.
Bill: I am a two-time Roulette Champion and I will mention the statistics on those two reigns a little later. Concerning my history against Peter Vaughn and Jack Washington the truth is that I am 0-2 against both Peter Vaughn and Jack Washington. Those matches are as follows. On May 7, 2023, at Into The Void XII, I lost the Four Way Roulette Championship match, a Ladder Match, for the vacated Roulette Championship. In this match were myself, Malachi, Peter Vaughn, and Godley Ken Davison, with the winner being Peter Vaughn who was able to climb the ladder the grab the Roulette Championship off the hook.
Bea: It was a great match and you came close to winning. Trying hard and performing your best is what counts.
Bill: The second match I lost to Peter Vaughn was on July 23, 2023, at Climax Control 367. This was a Stretcher Match for the Roulette Championship. Peter Vaughn obtained the win over me when he got me strapped onto the stretcher.
Bea: There are no lies or excuses involved in these matches. In both of these matches Peter Vaughn got the win and that is how things go sometimes.
Bill: When it comes to Jack Washington I present the two matches we had that Jack won. Our first match was April 17, 2022, at Climax Control 328. It was an Internet Championship match and Jack Washington managed to get the submission win over me.
Bea: It was a great match and we commend Jack Washington for managing to get Bill to submit in the match.
Bill: Our second match was September 17, 2023, at Climax Control 372. It was a Standard Rules match and Jack Washington got the pinfall on me. So with Jack Washington, as with Peter Vaughn, I am also 0-2 against him.
Bea: Those two 0-2 records are in the past. Bill will defeat Peter Vaughn and Jack Washington at Climax Control 376 and Bill will become a three-time Roulette Champion.
Bill and Bea pause their comments to sip their wine and when they are done they continue their comments for Bill’s match.
BILL’S RECORD HOLDING THE SIN CITY WRESTLING ROULETTE CHAMPIONSHIP
Bill: As I stated earlier I am going to give you my history holding the Roulette Championship twice. I first won the Roulette Championship on October 3, 2021, at Climax Control 312 and then I lost the Roulette Championship on April 3, 2022, at Climax Control 316. I had a nice six month reign as Roulette Champion.
Bea: When you take into account that a wrestler who can successfully defend the Roulette Championship for two months or more is rare then you realize Bill’s six month reign as roulette Champion was a major accomplishment.
Bill: I won my second Roulette Championship on October 30, 2022, at High Stakes XII and lost the Roulette Championship January 15, 2023, at Inception VI. This time it was a 3 month reign.
Bea: Although Bill’s second reign as Sin City Wrestling Roulette Champion was three months the fact that Bill managed to win the Roulette Championship twice is something not many of the other Roulette Champions were able to accomplish.
Bill and Bea again drink some wine then return their glasses to the table.
HOW DOES BILL BARNHART MEASURE UP AGAINST PETER VAUGHN AND JACK WASHINGTON?
Bill: Although the height and weight of the wrestlers involved in a match doesn’t make a major different in the match it does, in fact, have an effect on how the match goes. In my upcoming Triple Threat Roulette Championship match we have various size wrestlers. First we have the current Roulette Champion, Peter Vaughn, who enters the match at 5 feet 8 inches and 185 pounds. Then you compare his statistics against Jack Washington at 6 feet 1 inch and 235 pounds, and myself at 6 feet 4 inches and 240 pounds. Peter Vaughn has proved he has the skills to overcome his height and weight disadvantage so that is a factor to be considered in our upcoming match. With myself and Jack Washington I have 3 inches of height and 5 pounds of weight over him but those are not major determining factors as we are nearly even in height and weight. However the fact remains that I have 8 inches of height and 55 pounds of weight over Peter Vaughn and this time that will have a positive effect for me and a negative effect for Peter Vaughn.
Bea: I’m sure many of you watching are going to use the fact that in a one-on-one match Peter Vaughn was able to get the win over the taller and heavier Bill Barnhart but with three wrestlers involved in this upcoming match there really is no advantage and the winner will be the wrestler who can overcome anything and everything. That wrestler, of course, will be Bill Barnhart.
Bill and Bea pause again to sip some wine before continuing their comments.
HOW YOU THINK ABOUT THINGS, AND HOW YOU PERCEIVE THINGS, MAKES THE DIFFERENCE
Bill: I will now present information to help you understand that how you think about things, and how you perceive things, makes the difference.
Bea: Bill has presented this information to me previously and I hope you get the same level of AHHHH that I got when he related the situation to me.
Bill: When I was just out of High School, and working at my first job , before I decided to become a Wrestler, one of my co-workers was accepted to be on the United States Olympic Wrestling team. He worked in the Greco Roman category. He told me since he was a member on the United States Olympic Wrestling team that our workplace gave him paid time off to compete in Olympic events, all around the world, leading up to the Olympic Games. He told me he was assigned to the United States Olympic Greco Roman Wrestling team. I knew that the top three wrestlers in each category automatically get to compete so I asked my co-worker if he was one of the top three in his weight class for the Greco Roman team and he told me he was not. He said he came up short but that he was assigned as the Number One Alternate and that there are three Alternates after the three top wrestlers are assigned to compete in the Olympics. I asked him what that meant and he told me if one of the top three wrestlers are unable to compete then they would take the Number One Alternate, meaning him as the Number One Alternate, and assign them to be in the top three so they can officially compete for a Medal. Thinking about my friend being the Number One Alternate on the Greco Roman Olympic Wrestling team a thought entered my head. So you know what I told him? I said if I was in his position, as Number One Alternate, and the only way I would be able to step up into the top three wrestlers who get to compete in the Olympics for that category, that the next time the team members were walking down the stairs I would CONVENIENTLY trip one of the top three wrestlers and they would fall down the stairs and get hurt and be unable to wrestle. Bang! There ya go! I just go into contention as one of the top three on that Olympic Wrestling Team! My friend was surprised by my comment but he also stated that what I suggested was brilliant.
Bea: Although I find that story amusing, and it would lead one of the three Alternates to pull something like that, both myself and Bill do not condone that type of action to try to eliminate someone from their wrestling event. Bill is exceptionally competent in the wrestling ring and he has what it takes to legally win the Roulette Championship at Climax Control 376. When Bill wins the match, and the Roulette Championship for the third time, he will have accomplished that by legally winning as Bill doesn’t need to cheat in a match in order to win.
Bill: Like I always say. . .if anyone has to cheat and violate the rules to obtain a cheap win then they are a cowardly piece of crap and they need to be flushed down the toilet.
DON’T TRUST ANYONE
Bill: There’s a saying that goes DON’T TRUST ANYONE AS FAR AS YOU CAN THROW THEM but I say DON’T TRUST ANYONE AS FAR AS YOU CAN SEE THEM. The reason I mentioned this is that I know Peter Vaughn and Jack Washington are running scared knowing that I’m involved in this match and they know I’m going to leave the match as the newly crowned Sin City Wrestling Roulette Champion and this will be my third reign as Roulette Champion. So if you two cowards need to cheat, violate the rules, and obtain interference, to get a win over me, then it only proves you are chickenshit cowards.
Bea: Well stated Bill.
CLOSING COMMENTS
Bill: Many of you are not aware of the fact that I’m one of the easiest wrestlers in Sin City Wrestling for others to get along with, and interact with, whether you’re another wrestler in the Federation or you’re a fan. I get paid by Sin City Wrestling Management to wrestle. I get paid by them to entertain the fans. I get paid by Management to ensure every match I’m involved in brings thrills and excitement to the fans. However, when I run into jerks, whether they’re other wrestlers or fans, I shoot a comeback at them on their comments that they think I’m anti-social with the comment that I belong to the ANTI SOCIAL SOCIAL CLUB. I only say that to them because they started the insulting comments and that shoot-back comment I give them usually brings a look of shock, and confusion, on their faces and I enjoy that.
Bea: So, Bill, are you ready to present your final closing statement for this presentation?
Bill: Yes I am. While all the wrestlers in Sin City Wrestling who are jerks claim that I’m the problem in Sin City Wrestling I tell all of you that you’re the ones always causing the problems. You may think the fans are stupid enough to buy into your bullshit and lies but I have faith in the fans that they know who is really telling the truth in Sin City Wrestling and who is really telling the lies. Simply put: I AM NOT THE PROBLEM IN SIN CITY WRESTLING. . .I AM THE SOLUTION!!!
With that final comment from Bill Barnhart we see Bea flash the CUT sign to the camera person. The camera person then calls into the Network to let them know Bill and Bea are done with their comments for today and the Network tells the camera person to cut their camera feed and then the Network will go to a commercial break. The camera person then cuts their camera feed and our screen goes dark.
