James and Declan had no idea why Agostino brought a zebra costume onto the roulette wheel. Nobody was wearing it, just something Agostino had for fun because that's how he is. He never takes anything seriously, especially when it comes to wrestling, especially when people need a good laugh now and again. He was entertaining, and the losses didn't bother him one bit. They were at a casino with a lot of people around.
Agostino Romano: "Who wants a free zebra costume?"
Of course, it didn't mean any harm, but just in a fun spirit, the crowd cheered, even if they had no idea what it was all about.
Agostino Romano: "Today we will talk about zebras on roulette wheels and Myles Kasey. Why? Well, for one, I got a roulette title shot and two, zebras are just fun animals, quiet but get down to business. But let's address a bulldog that zebras are far superior to. Bulldog barked a lot and said I'm scared because I didn't do a video for a match. I thought bulldogs were smart, but not this one. I've said it before and I'll say it again, I don't need to do more than two videos for a wrestling match because doing quality videos is better than quantity. It's not who I am and I don't need to respond to everything you have to say. I never have or will do it. Period."
Agostino winks on the camera as he spins the zebra costume around and the number lands on number one, signalling for Miles Kasey.
Agostino Romano: "One is a number for the titles Miles has held here. He's pretty much like a zebra in the ring and he seems to have a wolf bite. He did defeat a Raven after all that tore the poor bird apart. But I think he's more the zebra because he's always a calm wrestler. He might fight like a wolf, but he flies around as a zebra would. Miles finally captured the Roulette zebra title to carry around his wrist and has to face this other speedster in the ring. I have nothing but respect for Miles. I will not speak badly about him because I never do about anyone."
That made Agostino likeable because he was all nutty and funny as he spun the roulette wheel again and landed on ten.
Agostino Romano: "It feels like we've fought ten times already or rather approaching us facing ten times. I don't want to talk history, everyone knows what went down the last few times we've wrestled against each other, and we always had fun, just like spinning a zebra costume with nobody wearing it is. See, I know what I walked away from India with, a Mcdonald's Championship from eating twenty MacBane special burgers, and that was fun. Of course your championship is far more important than is spinning the zebra."
Agostino does a little dance as he hears growling coming into the casino, and he screams.
Agostino Romano: "EKKK, there's a horrible werewolf coming through."
Agostino runs around the casino until the werewolf comes and pretended to eat Agostino before approaching the zebra costume.
Agostino Romano: "Werewolves do not get this costume, it's for the nice people in the casino. Just like Miles Kasey won't come anywhere near me when I go to beat him in the ring. That's not to be disrespectful as he might be with me. But I can't deny that he'll give me great competition and has a chance to prove to himself against me. Maybe it's the troll under that werewolf costume."
Agostino removes the mask of the werewolf, and he says this.
Agostino Romano: "Whoops, maybe not, but let's talk about how werewolves don't stand a chance against zebras in the battle of the animal fight Miles and I are about to have. See, I'm all about stripes. I used to wear stripes when I was a motorcycle racer. The point is I'm coming for that title, and there will be nothing you can do to stop me. I'm going to win just on pure grit."
That was all Agostino had to say, as he had far too much respect for Myles to go farther. He just wanted to play zebra roulette.
