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AGOSTINO ROMANO...AGAIN?
« on: June 16, 2022, 07:26:29 PM »
AGOSTINO ROMANO AGAIN?

Narrator:  Bill Barnhart is ready to destroy Agostino Romano and advance to Summer XXXTreme X to challenge for, and regain, the Roulette Championship.

We are at the home of Bill Barnhart in Lawrenceville, Georgia. He is sitting on his couch with his English Bulldog Iris. Bill is casually dressed in blue jeans and a yellow tee shirt.

HISTORY BETWEEN BILL BARNHART AND AGOSTINO ROMANO

Bill:  Hi and welcome  to my home in Lawrenceville, Georgia. We came home after Climax Control 333 as we wanted to get a few things done around the house before traveling to Tucson, Arizona, for Climax Control 334. At this upcoming event I face off against Agostino Romano, the professional Jobber of Sin City Wrestling, where the winner of the match. . .ME of course. . .will advance to Summer XXXTreme X to challenge for, and regain, the Roulette Championship.

Bill pulls out a sheet of paper and discusses what is on the paper.

Bill:  Agostino we’ve had two matches together. One was at Climax Control 289 on January 10, 2021. It was a Fatal Four Way. The way to win was to slam your opponent through a table. Do you remember who got slammed through the table Agostino? I remember. It was YOU who Lincoln Daniels slammed through the table. It wasn’t me or the other opponent in the match. Now that sums up how your wrestling career has been going. The second match we’ve had against each other was at Climax Control 308 on August 15, 2021. I imagine, since you also lost that match, that you tend to try to forget the details of that match. It was in the Internet Championship Tournament and I defeated you to advance in the Tournament while you crawled back to your dressing room where you placed a lamp shade over your head and stood in the corner hoping nobody would recognize you. What the hell is your middle name Agostino? PATHETIC?

Bill bursts out in laughter then he regains his composure to continue his comments.

HOW TOUGH IS BILL BARNHART?

Bill:  I would like to relate an incident I had when I lived in California and it involved motorcycles. Here’s the story Romano. I was traveling from San Bernardino, California, to Laughlin, Nevada, so I could visit the casinos and relax. Half way to Laughlin I stopped at the town of Daggett, California, to take a break and use the restroom. There was only a small beer joint so I had no other options where to stop. The parking lot was very small and I had to squeeze my car between parked cars and a row of motorcycles that looked as if a motorcycle gang was at the bar. I tried opening my car door slowly but I still managed to bump the motorcycle nearest to me. Yes I managed to tip the motorcycle over and it went down the row of bikes like a line of dominos crashing to the ground. I didn’t  have long to wait until the motorcycle gang members came out, saw their bikes on the ground, then they confronted me. I warned them that I’m a professional wrestler and will take them all out but they thought I was bullshitting them. Before they could attack me the leader of the motorcycle game came out. He told his members if they wanted to give it a go against me they could. One by one they charged me and one by one I took them all out. Now with a line of motorcycles and a pile of his gang members on the ground the leader of the motorcycle gang approached me. He commended me on my fighting ability then he asked my name and I told him Bill Barnhart. His eyes widened and he said he is a follower of mine in the sport of wrestling but that he didn’t recognize me as I was dressed in semi-formal clothing instead of my wrestling attire. He shook my hand and invited me into the bar for a drink while telling his gang members to pick up their bikes and remain outside while we went inside for a few drinks. I asked him if he would like me to pay for the damage to their bikes and he laughed and said that isn’t necessary. The man’s name is Ray Hill and he remains my friend to this day.

Bill smiles into the camera and gives a thumbs up.

Bill:  Why did I tell you that story Agostino? Because it shows you many things about me. It shows you I can take out an entire motorcycle gang without getting a scratch. Because it shows you that when you’re honest as I am you can get things accomplished and people respect you. So, Agostino, feel free to bring your pathetic Moped riding ass to Tucson where I’ll entertain and amaze the fans at the Tucson Convention Center when I defeat you so quickly that if the fans blink they’ll miss the action.

Bill stands up from the couch and goes to a dresser near the couch and he pulls out what looks like an outfit a College Professor would wear. He puts on the outfit then stands in front of the camera and we’re wondering what he will do.

WELCOME TO THE BILL BARNHART SCHOOL OF HARD KNOCKS

Bill:  Hi. Glad you could make it to the Bill Barnhart School of Hard Knocks. I’m Professor Bill Barnhart and I’m going to school you big time. Agostino you’ve been assigned against me at Climax Control 334. You’re not classified as a Challenger. . .you’re classified as a Sacrifice to me. But don’t worry Romano because even though you enter the Bill Barnhart School of Hard Knocks and you’ll be destroyed I’ll still present a Diploma of Graduation to you with complimentary knots on your head for allowing me to school you. And remember something Agostino. We’re in this match under Roulette Rules. There’s nothing the Roulette Wheel could land on that would intimidate me, scare me, or make me turn and walk away from our match. NOTHING!!!

Bill roars with laughter then he controls the laughter and returns to his comments.

CLOSING COMMENTS

Bill:  For everyone’s information when I demolish Agostino Romano and go into Summer XXXTreme X to challenge for the Roulette Championship I’m not there to play games and make the other wrestlers look good. I’m entering that match to destroy them and regain the Roulette Championship. If you felt I was tough to defeat the first time I was Roulette Champion you need to know I’ll be ten times harder to defeat this second time as Roulette Champion. See you all at Climax Control 334.

Bill informs the camera person he is done with his comments for today and they call into the Network and the Network switches back to regularly scheduled programming.