March 8, 2022
A couple of days following the previous Climax Control, and on my own birthday at that, I was taking a bit of a break from the birthday extravaganza to access my laptop in my own production studio located inside of my Paradise Valley home. I was on my laptop, searching for some video clips. There was one that stood out to me in particular dated “February 24, 2019”. When I clicked on the video file, I saw a thumbnail of Seleana Zdunich holding the SCW Bombshells World Championship that she just won. Seeing this thumbnail made me shake my head.
“I can't believe that when I first came into SCW, I was actually a big fan of hers..." I said with disgust, remembering that at one time, I prided myself on honor, tradition and respect which all but led me to actually respect and adore Seleana at first. “...what the fuck was I thinking?”
Feeling that embarrassment going through me, I clicked play on the video…
February 24, 2019
“WOW! I can’t believe she WON!” I thought to myself as I saw what went down at the very moment that Seleana had defeated Alicia Lukas for the SCW Bombshells World Championship. I do remember feeling incredibly happy for her in that moment and even inspired by what she had just accomplished. Knowing Seleana’s story like the back of my head at this point, I was even tempted to shed tears of joy for her. I watched the big celebration and waited for the ring to clear before I went up the stairs and into the concourse as quickly as I could.
“I better get the fuck out of here…” I thought to myself. I even covered my face with a program to avoid any fan detection knowing that if I made one wrong move, I could be busted. My phone delivered a text message alert as soon as I got out of the building. This distracted me and I let my guard down to answer the phone.
“Andrea Hernandez? What the hell are you doing here?”
I looked up to see a group of fans with a camera. I went numb knowing that I was busted and the video camera and knowing the ramifications of what could happen if this hit the Internet had me in a slight state of panic. Initially, I didn’t say a word as a result of said panic.
“Yeah. What the hell is the OCW Craze Champion doing at a Sin City Wrestling event? Can’t you get fired for that if you get caught?”
“Technically yes, I AM breaching my OCW contract by being here and no, I haven’t talked business with anyone from SCW before you even ask that question. Though, what I did see tonight does make me want to become part of the SCW Bombshells division SOMEDAY! Ugh, 2020 can’t come fast enough considering that the end of the year is when my OCW contract expires…”
“Now, if this video were to be on YouTube…”
‘Okay, we don’t need to do that. Let’s just turn off the video and let’s call it a night. I'll sign stuff for you guys, if that’s what you want. Whatever it takes to… you know… NOT have this video on YouTube?”
“Just answer a few questions for us…” one of the fans said. I let out a reluctant sigh obviously trying to get out of dodge.
“So… what the hell ARE you doing here?”
“I came here to see something inspirational and that’s Seleana winning the World title. I bought tickets as a fan. I showed up. Simple as that. Trust me, I am incredibly happy that the loudmouth BITCH Alicia Lukas got her ass handed to her. Holy crap, I can’t stand her… and I’m not even on the SCW roster…”
“Inspirational, huh? So Seleana inspires you?”
“Yeah… you can say that…”
“Seleana has always been an underdog in her career and that is something that I can appreciate and relate to considering that up to this point in my career, I’ve been an underdog myself. I get hated on, doubted on and more or less sexually harassed all the time in OCW from a bunch of outdated blowhards that don’t evolve whatsoever. Seleana is someone that gets shit on all the time herself. She did what I hope to do SOMEDAY whether it’s in OCW, or SCW or any other wrestling company and that’s SILENCE the stupid critics and prove them WRONG! Seleana did that tonight and I admire her so much for it and someday, taking tonight as one of the examples, I am going to do the same thing myself. Seleana is honestly one of the best stories in wrestling right now considering the late start she had in this business and all the hate she gets for who she is romantically involved with…
“Interesting! So, it goes without saying that Seleana is a wrestler you want to face someday?”
“Of course…” I said with a beaming smile.
“That’s about all the questions we have.”
“Can I have that tape? I’ll pay you $200 for it.”
The fans look at each other and shrug, with one of them popping the camera open and pulling out the tape. I reach inside of my purse and pull out two $100 bills trading those for the tape. I nodded at the fans and went my way, both relieved that it WASN’T going to hit the Internet and inspired seeing a magnificent underdog story at the time in Seleana reach the pinnacle of our profession.
“I love her…” I said about Seleana. “Someday, I’ll replicate what she did tonight… someday…”
"It's hard to believe that I once saw her as someone to look up to... especially when I was going through my own stuff..."
June 21, 2020
Two weeks removed from losing the World Championship, I was backstage at this night’s SCW event. I was reeling on the inside even two weeks later, especially considering that my father had just died not that long ago. But there was something about seeing Seleana defeat Violet Amelia Holt for the Roulette Championship that really lit a spark in me. My eyes were tearing up as I saw her celebrate with the championship.
“Maybe I can do the same thing…” I thought to myself. “Maybe I can rise up and regain that world title sooner rather than later and I can have my moment in the sun again. I mean, if Seleana can do it, why can’t I? At least I have a glimmer of hope today…”
Grieving my father at this point, I let out a sigh. Despite that, I felt a little warmth in my heart seeing Seleana give me another inspirational boost with what she just pulled off. Unfortunately, this was fleeting considering my summer of hell would only continue further on this night…
March 8, 2022
I snapped out of that memory for a bit and felt disgusted as I looked back at the blindsided fan interview I had just watched.
“I can’t believe I used to lean on her for inspiration at one point…” I said with a bitter disappointment in the back of my head. “I mean SERIOUSLY?!?!?! How could I be such a stupid fan girl? What is it with these Bombshells that I once looked up to that inspired me so much: Roxi, Sam, Seleana… ALL disappointments once I got to know them. Fuck this stupid video. It never happened. I was never at Seleana’s world title win. I was never inspired by it. It never happened. NONE OF IT HAPPENED!”
I deleted the video at this point from my laptop, all but ensuring that the video of me expressing admiration for Seleana on the night she won the world title would NEVER go public.
“Hell, I remember how excited i was the first time I was ever going to wrestle her…”
Back to memory lane… and I wasn’t sure how disgusted or abhorrent I was about to feel.
November 29th, 2019
“Oh my GOD! I’m SO EXCITED FOR THIS” I squealed out loud like an absolute fangirl to my father who didn’t know how to take my excitement. I had my bags packed and I was all set to head back to Nevada for a match that I was going to have in two days. “I can’t believe that I am about to wrestle one of my inspirations in SCW in the biggest match YET that I am about to have in that company…”
“I’m happy for you, Andrea. I am. But, you’ve got to remember that she is your opponent on Sunday and not an inspiration. This is a huge opportunity for you to really make your mark up that ladder in SCW and to really prove you belong in that elimination chamber. You know that Seleana is going to be one tough cookie. She IS a former World Champion and she just main evented SCW’s biggest show of the year and all that…”
“Aw… dad… don’t dampen my enthusiasm for this!” I said with an exaggerated puppy dog pout on my face that generally annoyed the crap out of him and this instance was no different. “Seleana was one of my favorites before I ever joined that company and she was definitely on my list of one of those Bombshells that I wanted to face in that ring before I arrived there. I know that this is a momentum building match and with the chamber and all of that, but STILL… it’s someone that I can relate to so much and that I want to even LEARN from. She’s overcome so much scorn and criticism just like I have….”
“That’s great and all, Andrea… if you want to fangirl yourself right into a loss…”
“Excuse me? Dad…”
“This is why you haven’t taken that next step yet to become a world champion…” My father reminds me in a scolding manner. “...one way or another, you get caught up in the moment. Are you sure that facing someone of Seleana’s caliber isn’t too soon for you right now? I mean for god’s sake, you’ve only been in SCW for what? Three months? Maybe four tops?”
“This match represents the fact that I AM working my way up the ladder! I mean gosh, imagine if I end up WINNING this thing. I know that the odds aren’t in my favor and that I’m the underdog going in against Seleana and all of that, but if I could pull of what some would call an ‘upset’, then that would REALLY put me on the map. There are very few Bombshells in that company that can step up so soon and I KNOW I can be one of them…”
“I still think this might be too soon for you, sweetheart. You’re in a cutthroat environment against some of the toughest competition you’ve ever faced. You’re not ready. Maybe you should try for the Roulette title or something first…”
“No, SCREW YOU! I WILL beat Seleana and I WILL prove that I belong in that chamber match AND in the world title picture! I’m not going to ‘fangirl’, okay? I was just excited that I am facing someone that I can relate to and that I was inspired by. I’m SO beating her ass. Against a high-caliber opponent, I WILL make a statement. PERIOD! That’s what this is about for me. So if you think I am going to be unfocused and that this is ‘too soon’ for me, then I’m about to step into that ring on Sunday and prove you wrong!”
My father gets taken aback by this sudden rage of mine, but he does have a smirk on his face.
“That’s my girl! There’s that fire I am looking for. Yeah, you go ahead and prove me wrong, alright? Because you can admire and be inspired by someone as much as you want but at the end of the day, this is still a business. You’ve got to step in that ring with her and prove that you ARE better than her. Got that?”
“Good! I know you’re looking forward to facing someone you admire, but don’t get caught up in it…”
When I stepped into the ring with Seleana for the first time, I was happy and excited. I put EVERYTHING into that match with her with so much on the line and knowing that Seleana was my toughest opponent to date. As it turns out, I WOULD win that match and build some momentum for the elimination chamber match to come two weeks later and it turned out to be a landmark win for me on my subsequent quick rise to the top.
Beating Seleana for the first time gave me a feeling of accomplishment and I felt that it was definitely a positive step forward.
But these days?
I wasn’t so sure about it…
March 8, 2022
I was shaking my head when I saw myself defeat Seleana in December of 2019 for what was, at the time, the biggest win I had in my Sin City Wrestling career.
“I remember when beating Seleana used to have such SIGNIFICANT meaning…” I said with a lamenting sigh.
“...are you seriously saying that beating her carries no meaning now? Really?” I heard Savannah say behind me. I turned the door to look at my younger half-sister who was far from impressed with what I just said. She came into my studio and shut the door behind her.
“Savannah, what are you doing?”
“I was looking for you because I think it’s just… I don’t know… weird that you’re focused on your title defense on a day where you should be celebrating? It’s your birthday for god’s sake! Don’t get so caught up on your career right now. Everyone out there is wondering where the hell you are.”
“I needed a moment…” I said to Savannah, who folded her arms as she was far from amused at the fact that I took a break from my own birthday party.
“You know, you WERE someone JUST like her at one point…” Savannah said, angering me knowing that she was talking about Seleana and reminding me that I too was that underdog story. “It’s pretty sad to see you think that beating her carries no meaning anymore, aside from holding on to your Internet Championship and your winning streak.”
“Savannah, can you repeat, word for word, what I said?”
“I remember when beating Seleana used to carry SIGNIFICANT meaning…”
“I never said it didn’t MEAN anything… just that the significance of beating her isn’t what it used to be considering how hard and how fast she’s fallen in recent years. I’m just… UGH… FRUSTRATED…”
“You’re on an 18 match winning streak, you’ve been Internet Champion for the last six months and you’re frustrated?” Savannah asked with a confused scoff.
“I’ll tell you what’s frustrating me… the fact that my Internet title journey has been nothing but CUPCAKES! Where’s the REAL fucking challenge? Seriously! Who the hell did I beat in that tournament again? Jessie. YAWN! Dani… yeah… REAL barnburner there considering how she’s done NOTHING since she decided to waste everyone’s time since coming back. Mercedes. Fucking MERCEDES! My GOD! If Keira and Bobbie weren’t such CHOKE ARTISTS…”
“Yet, Seleana, Mercedes and Dani are all former world champions…”
“...it’s been three years since ANY of them held that title. Aside from High Stakes, I’m feeling like I’m putting together a Krystal Wolfe-like title reign. I don’t WANT to face cupcakes, Savannah. I want competition that can actually CHALLENGE ME! Hell, I’m shocked that they haven’t given Alicia Lukas a title shot considering that she wasn’t pinned at High Stakes and even SHE would be an upgrade over the likes of Jessie and Seleana… and that is coming from ME… someone who can’t STAND HER! I’m NOT going to inflate my fucking title reign the way Krystal did facing nothing but C-tier challengers aside from High Stakes! It’s RIDICULOUS that SCW can’t find someone better to challenge me! It’s SICKENING, honestly! I want to ESTABLISH MY DOMINANCE! You see those women in that gauntlet? Kat Jones? Levana Cade? THAT’S the level of competition that I am talking about! THAT is competition that is on a higher tier than Seleana. I beat women like that, then I don’t have the HATERS coming out of the woodwork casting doubt upon me the way that BITCH Crystal tried to do a few days ago. Fucking HELL, I can NEVER be satisfied with anything. I’m just so ANGRY because at one point in time, Seleana would be considered that level but…”
I take a pause from my rant, letting out a sigh.
“You’re disappointed because you were once inspired by her, right?” Savannah asked, shocking me as she hit the nail right on the head. “You don’t even hate her at all do you?”
“And please don’t give me that bravado crap and lie to me because you and I both know that you don’t…”
I narrowed my eyes with annoyance, but nonetheless proceeded with the conversation.
“I don’t… but what I HATE is how far she’s fallen. It makes me SO bitter because I used to be inspired by her story and now I feel SO fucking STUPID that I ever was. Between you and I? I DO want to respect her. She had a hell of a rags to riches story coming up from nothing, being a late starter and becoming a world champion but at some point she just fell off the wagon and suddenly lost her mojo. It’s like she stopped giving a crap and became satisfied with being someone else’s sidekick. I can’t respect her because I don’t see her show that same drive that made her a fleeting champion to begin with. I don’t have any respect for someone that has more or less coasted ever since they lost the Roulette Championship.”
“Be careful…” Savannah warned. “She could come out of nowhere and surprise you. She could very well find that same spark that got her the world title to begin with and based on your attitude, I worry like hell that she’s going to give you a reason to respect her… in the worst way…”
I merely scoffed at this, showing no concern for the possibility whatsoever.
“Savannah, something that you REALLY need to know about our business, and I can absolutely say this coming from personal experience after I lost the world title and went on a tailspin for a while… is that once you lose your edge like Seleana has, it’s VERY hard to get it back. Sure, I got it back, but I did that by changing the way I approach the business while someone like Seleana just gets left behind while most of the division revolves around her. It’s hard for me to come to grips with the fact that someone I REALLY want to respect doesn’t give me a damn reason to. I’m not TRYING to look past her, but I’m SO tired of disappointing challengers. Hopefully after her, I can get some competition for a change!”
“You’ve got to get by her first… and YOU more than anyone being a former underdog story in your own right should know better than to overlook ANYONE no matter who they are or what slump they’ve been in or what have you.”
“Right… sure…” I said, feeling annoyed with my sister more than anything. “Just go… I’ll be out there in a couple of minutes…”
Savannah shrugs, but acknowledges what I just told her as she leaves the room. I looked back at the footage from my first ever match against Seleana and I just sighed and rolled my eyes, further lamenting how much she has regressed ever since that first encounter we had in December 2019.
“I can’t be the only one that’s grown so disappointed in her, right?”
As I left my room to get back to my birthday party, I began to ponder this question…
March 12, 2022
The Internet video cuts to Angelica Romero, my personal interviewer, who is out on the field doing what she does best.
“This message, of course, is approved by the president of the Internet herself, Andrea Hernandez. But, before we get to Andrea and dive into her latest political rally, I want to introduce you all to some very special people….”
The scene pans a bit to reveal three women who are all wearing “TEAM ANDREA” t-shirts and each have differing blonde, brunette and redhead hairstyles.
“Now, these three ladies here… you were all Seleana fans at one point, right?”
“Unfortunately…” the blonde response.
‘Seleana used to be one of the best Bombshells on the roster…” the redhead admits. “But somewhere along the way, it’s all gone downhill. After she held the world title for two weeks, we figured it was a matter of time before she was going to win it again because that’s how good she was. You could believe in her…”
“And now? You can’t! The brunette adds. Seleana has never regained the SCW Bombshells World Championship and when you consider the increased standard of main event competition since her fleeting reign… we know she’ll never be world champion again…”
“You all defected to Andrea’s side…” Angelica begins. “...what is it about her that makes you believe in her?”
“For starters, unlike Seleana, she goes out and she gets things done…” the blonde begins. “She doesn’t make stupid personal decisions. She’s won 18 matches in a row. She’s been the Internet Champion for six months. In fact, I think Andrea has more wins in just this streak than Seleana has since the start of 2020…”
“Andrea could’ve fallen off the rails, but she didn’t…” the brunette adds. “...unlike SELEANA who appears to have mailed it in since losing the Roulette Championship. Unlike Andrea, Seleana is a QUITTER. She has willingly accepted her place as her wife’s sidekick…”
“Ew, don’t get me started on THAT…” adds the redhead. “But seriously, being a Seleana fan is embarrassing now from only having the world title for two weeks, getting to the High Stakes main event in 2019 and losing, being the first elimination in an elimination chamber, needing two tries to get an Internet title shot and only winning because her competition was weak…”
“What good does Seleana have to offer anyway?” the blonde asks with a scoff. “We’re team Andrea all the way. It’s only a matter of time before she’s a world champion again. We’re all betting on a WINNER. Once Seleana lost to Krystal Wolfe for the Roulette title, I was done with her…”
“TEAM ANDREA!” all three young ladies exclaim as they all leave the scene and leave Angelica to conclude the quick segment.
“As you can see, Seleana Zdunich has a dwindling fanbase and even her most hardcore fans, who once stood by her as she unseated Alicia Lukas for the world title many means ago, have not only GIVEN UP ON HER, but they have completely defected to Andrea. It’s astonishing that Seleana even HAS a fanbase anymore considering that she’s been nothing but a disappointment to her fans ever since she lost the Bombshells Roulette Championship. But don’t take my word for it. These ladies are just THREE in a number of growing ex-Seleana fans that are fed up with the fact that she can’t even attain MEDIOCRITY anymore. Let’s send it over to the President of the Internet herself… where she is RALLYING her cause and bringing ALL of the ex-Seleana fans together…
[THE PRECEDING AND FOLLOWING MESSAGE HAS BEEN APPROVED BY ANDREA HERNANDEZ, YOUR SCW BOMBSHELLS INTERNET CHAMPION!]
I walked into the auditorium and took my familiar place at the podium and the audience that was in front of me was very raucous. I could only laugh when I heard a few “FUCK SELEANA” chants from the crowd. There were so many anti-Seleana sighs that it felt surreal. There were posters of her with her face X’d out. There were signs that were deriding her as a failure. There were even a few “FIRE SELEANA” signs in the crowd. However, my appearance brought out a raucous cheer. I soaked in the cheers for a bit before I began my political rally.
“Thank you! Thank you! You are ALL wonderful supporters! I never imagined that inviting a bunch of FORMER Seleana Zdunich fans would draw such a huge response but THANK YOU for your support. Seleana, take a look around you. What I have done here is gather so many people that you have let down: your FORMER FANS, the ones that have jumped ship and come over to MY side! You’re wondering why I would bother with this since I don’t necessarily CARE about fans in general. Well, let’s just say two things: ONE, I wanted to demonstrate how much of a letdown you have been to your fans for so long and TWO, I wanted to share this auditorium tonight with people that I can RELATE to. You see Seleana, the fact of the matter is that these people aren’t the ONLY ones you’ve let down. You let ME down too! I first came to Sin City wrestling and I saw you as an inspirational beacon of light. I bet you didn’t even know that, did you? I saw you as one of the STANDARDS of this Bombshell division and so did all the fans you have let down that came here tonight to let their voices be heard! You were the SCW Bombshells World Champion… if only for about two weeks or so… but you still did it. The first time I was to wrestle you, it felt like such an honor…
But in hindsight?
It’s become an embarrassment. I saw YOU as a pillar of this division at one point? What the FUCK was I thinking? I bet you thought that you and Crystal were going to end my winning streak last week just because Evie Jordan and I ‘weren’t going to get along’, right? SORRY but… she had a job to do and she did it and now you come into this Bombshells Internet Championship match with NO momentum whatsoever! You are coming into this title challenge against me with not one, not two but THREE consecutive losses! You should be ashamed of yourself because like I said last Sunday, the mark of a champion is how strong her challengers are and when you go out there and you lose three straight matches as a title challenger, you not only make yourself look bad, but you also make my championship look bad and worst of all, you make ME look bad! I don’t have any fucking control over who my next challenger is, but what I do fucking know is that I am NOT GOING TO SETTLE FOR A FUCKING KRYSTAL WOLFE FLUFFY BUNNY TITLE REIGN WHERE ALL OF MY CHALLENGERS ARE TOO DAMN EASY! I can’t believe I am even SAYING this, but why the fuck is it YOU and not Alicia Lukas standing across the ring from me this Sunday? Alicia wasn’t even PINNED at High Stakes and yet, they have her shuttled off dealing with FUCKING CANDY? REALLY? Alicia deserves this damn title shot more than YOU do.
You’re showing that Inception was just a one off fluke that provides you a gasp of an opportunity to be relevant again but you are NOT going to be relevant again at MY fucking expense. WOW, you beat BEA BARNHART, someone that you’ve beaten MILLIONS OF TIMES to get this title shot! Holy SHIT, I should FEAR the woman that beat one of the FIVE WORST BOMBSHELLS ON THE ROSTER! WOW, you beat DANI WESTON who more than anything has proven that she should’ve never bothered coming back in the first place considering she’s had like TWO wins since she came back in like 10 or so matches. WOW! Fucking BRAVO! You know what the damn bitch is about this title defense though? You are to me what Bea and Dani BOTH are to you! You’ve NEVER lost to Bea Barnhart… so Bea Barnhart is just as much YOUR bitch as YOU are my bitch. We’ve faced off against each other HOW many times? I’ve lost count at this point. Holy shit, it’s like you’re the Crystal to my Mikah at this point because you’ve NEVER BEATEN ME.
You’d think I’d take PRIDE in this but the fact of the matter is, I don’t. I am about to retain this championship against someone that hasn’t beaten me. What’s the CHALLENGE in that? Hell, I can’t even say that you’re going to give it your best because you’ve been dogging it ever since your Roulette Championship reign ended and you can fucking deny it all you want to, but I have seen the difference with my very own eyes. The Seleana that I witnessed when I first got here? She was hungry. She was competitive. She was driven. She was main eventing High Stakes for fuck sake on the same night I had my first ever High Stakes match. Being in the ring with THAT Seleana was a badge of HONOR. The Seleana that you have become? I don’t even know who the FUCK that woman is. For all the potential that you had to become one of the next great Bombshells in Sin City Wrestling history, you have done NOTHING in the past two years but slip, fall, fail, lose, become increasingly irrelevant and prove that your fleeting two week world title reign was nothing but a mere fluke. When you look at the history of the Bombshells Championship, the fact of the matter is you are either a poor woman’s version of Mercedes Vargas considering you both have fallen off in recent years very damn similarly or you are an upgraded version of Electra Styles, the WORST Bombshells Champion in SCW history that SOMEHOW beat Roxi for the belt many years ago, then lost the title right back to her and was never heard from again. It’s NOT a good look for you either way.
What the HELL makes you think that you are going to be the one that ends my winning streak and takes my title from me, huh? On top of the fact that you’re the Bea to my Seleana, you are also the Dani to my Seleana because just like her, you’ve FADED… the only difference between you and her is that you still win a match every once in a while and pull some sort of fluke out of your ass. Sadly for you, you already wasted your fluke getting this title shot to begin with. You’re not READY for me because you didn’t beat anyone worth a FUCK to get this shot against me and on top of that, it took you TWO tries to even get the title shot when you consider Jessie won the first opportunity. You want to talk about DANI being lost, which you are RIGHT, she has been… but that’s like the pot calling the kettle black. You just hang around the locker room, happy to be your wife’s little toy and little sidekick bitch becoming completely irrelevant while you happily stand in her shadow and that’s ALL I will say about that because I know you’re sick of hearing that. I mean, you want to talk about DANI and how she stopped surging when she lost the title… but SO DID YOU! Even though you WON the Roulette Championship eventually, you STILL won it off of fucking VIOLET AMELIA HOLT! If that Roulette Champion was anyone else not named Candy, you would’ve never won it to begin with. When Alicia smacked you around and took that title back from you, that’s when you started to go down the drain… and I wouldn’t even be in SCW for another five to six months.
You talk about BEA needing to step up. But since you lost the Roulette title can you name ONE time where you’ve actually done that? No, Inception doesn’t count because that’s peasantry competition and all that, but if you were in that match against just about ANYONE in the Bombshells gauntlet, you’re not challenging me. If it was ANYONE from that gauntlet?
Kat Jones is challenging me.
Levana Cade is challenging me.
Hell, I’ll even go out on a limb and say that Bella Madison is challenging me…
But NOT YOU! Sure, you were talented enough to win that triple threat, but the fact of the matter is that you were FORTUNATE enough to have had the opponents that you had that night. Period!
Truth be told, I don’t want to be or even SOUND dismissive of you, but the damn fact of the matter is that i DO deserve better challengers than you because unlike SOME champions, I don’t settle for powerpuff defenses like Char Kwan and act like my title reign is worth something when I’ve spent 95Z% of my reign defending against wrestlers like that. This is YOUR chance to FINALLY do something but if your career since losing the Roulette Championship is anything to go by, then the most likely outcome of all is you falling short to me, supplying my 19th consecutive win and then it’s right back to obscurity with you where you can hang out with the likes of Dani Weston and Sam Marlowe and talk about the “good old days” when all three of you were actually RELEVANT here. You ask Dani what the fuck happened to her, well I pose the same question to you. What the FUCK happened to you? Seriously! I thought MAYBE there would be a glimmer of hope with you when you won this title shot to begin with and yet, the first time that you actually step into the ring to wrestle a match, Do Nothing Kriger is beating your ass and of course, you couldn’t take the fact that I laughed at you for being such a failure of a contender so you had to put your hands on me just to get SOME form of dignity. And you know, that WOULD be nice and everything, only you had to face Diamond Steele and LOSE to her too. Of course, it goes without saying that you lost to Johanna because you were too worried about me. I was at ringside watching you compete against her and I knew deep down in my gut that you were going to lose to her, I just knew it. I didn’t have to interfere or anything… and sure enough, you lost to her. You were talking lip about me going into that match, seemingly caring more about me than her and what do you know? It costs you.
Then you’ve got your match against Diamond and oh my GOD that was FUCKING EMBARRASSING. I mean, when you go out there and lose to the top contender for ANOTHER championship, that TOO reflects HORRIBLE on me, my title reign and the title that I hold. You know why you lost that match, Seleana? On top of the fact that you just weren’t good enough to begin with? Well, for one, you kept name dropping me and you continued to keep worrying about me which put you behind the eight ball AND the nine ball at that point, but you had to willingly volunteer to step behind the TEN BALL too when you’re preaching to Diamond about fighting and how you tried to focus so much of your time talking about honor, respect, focusing on ‘fighting for what we’re capable of’, and WORRYING about interference and even calling on your opponent to stop anyone from getting involved. You’re reaching out to an OPPONENT to be on your side when you’re supposed to be beating the shit out of them AND focusing on trying to prove that you’re ready for me? My GOD, no wonder Diamond beat your ass! You can’t have any priorities straight whatsoever. In fact, you’ve fallen SO far off the wagon that the only notable thing you’ve done since you’ve lost the Roulette Championship is violate practically every fucking state marriage law in the United states outside of Utah if you know what I’m saying. Holy CRAP, why the HELL would you attach your name and whatever is left of your declining reputation on that? HEY… HEEEYY…. We don’t need the fire marshals damn it…
I take a quick and sudden pause with my rally when I see that the audience has a pinata in the likeness of Seleana Zdunich. Someone hangs the pinata from the ceiling and another person comes in with a torch to light the pinata on fire! I stand there with shock as the anti-Seleana crowd completely cheers this. A security guard comes in with a fire extinguisher to put out the fire while the “FUCK SELEANA” chants continue.
“THAT… right there, Seleana, is what I am talking about… you’re SUCH a disappointment that your fans have left you and are even burning you in effigy. Look in the damn mirror and realize that all you EVER fucking do nowadays is disappoint your loved ones and anyone that cares about you. All you do is disappoint your fans… whatever amount of fans you have left. Yeah, go ahead and watch this video and get angry. Yeah, take everything I said to heart. Go ahead and get pissed off like you always do when someone worth their salt calls you out on your shit. But the fact of the matter is, you will ALWAYS be a disappointment. You had one HELL of a career for someone that was a late bloomer and a late starter and not ONCE have you considered that your constant disappointments have affected your fans to the point where they give up on you, are chanting profanities about you, calling for you to be fired and… well… burning a freaking pinata of you! THAT is how mad you have driven your fans. THAT is how much you have been a disappointment to them. This of course, is without mentioning all the family bullshit, but now is not the time to get into all of that. You and Crystal, both of you, are horrible excuses for women, horrible role models to your daughter and anyone that looks up to you and people that need to be excommunicated from Sin City Wrestling in my opinion with the fucking laughable bullshit you willingly choose to be a part of all while you’re the BETA of your marriage and just going along with anything that FUCKING CRETIN does just because of LOVE and LOYALTY and all that GARBAGE!
UGH, WHY did I EVER have ANY respect or admiration for you at ALL? It’s disgusting! But that’s okay! Because at Blaze of Glory, I finally get to put you behind me yet again. I am going to do the same thing that I did to you last year at this very same event and what I have done to you every single time I have wrestled against you and that is BEAT YOU! I am your KRYPTONITE, bitch! I am the ONE Bombshell you’re NEVER going to figure out and when it is all said and done, you are going to go back to the Zdunich family prostitution ring that infests SCW and just about any other company in existence in this business with CORONAZDUNICH and you are going to have to face ALL of your loved ones and embrace and face the reality that you are what you have been for the last two years…
Nothing but a BITTER, MASSIVE, SUPERFLUOUS DISAPPOINTMENT THAT WILL NEVER, EVER be SCW Bombshells World Champion AGAIN! The fact that they gave the likes of you, Dani and Bea an opportunity to become the next challenger to my championship is DAMN INSULTING and when I am done with you, this company’s championship committee better STEP THE FUCK UP and give me a challenger that IS going to be a threat to my streak and my title. You ain’t it, Seleana. SORRY! NOT SORRY!
Give me Alicia.
Give me Levana.
Give me Kat!
Hell, Myra never got her rematch for this belt! Give her to me too!
ENOUGH with this cupcake Seleana, Jessie, Mercedes GARBAGE! Blaze of Glory will mark the END of me having to settle for challengers like THAT! At this point, what you have become reduced to Seleana, is my personal MESSAGE BITCH… because what I plan on doing to you is exactly what the Bombshells division should FEAR from me, Andrea Hernandez, STILL the SCW Bombshells Internet Champion, STILL undefeated, and STILL the most dominant Bombshell IN THE ENTIRE COMPANY!
I’m Andrea Hernandez, about to be RE-ELECTED to an unprecedented FOURTH TERM as the president of the Internet… and I APPROVE THIS MESSAGE…
Now y’all better behave and not set anything else on fire… idiots…
I rolled my eyes and left the stage while the crowd in front of me completely cheered. The “FUCK SELEANA” chants rang out louder than ever as the transmission ended…