The scene cuts in on SCU Underground Television Champion Cordelia Clark sitting in the green room with the championship on her lap. She knows she has a title defense later in the night to prepare for, but ultimately, she’s looking quite bored at the moment. She’s not angry, but at the same time, as she stands up, she’s definitely acting like it’s business as usual.
Cordelia: I don’t understand something sis…
Right on cue, Cordelia’s sister Morgan walks into the picture.
Cordelia: It seems as though SCU is beginning to run out of challengers for me.
Morgan scoffs at this suggestion in an amused manner.
Morgan: When you’ve been as dominant as you have been with that championship, of course the challenger well is going to run dry. Mother Mavis? Really? They couldn’t find anyone else to face you for your title? What makes the brass think that Mother Mavis is worthy of a title shot even. I can’t remember the last relevant thing that she’s done.
Cordelia: And yet, Mother Mavis is just a microcosm of what the actual problem is…
Morgan: I was just about to say that!
Cordelia: I’ve got to be honest with you, sis. I come here, defend my title, successfully, and then that’s it. I’m done. Onto the next. Oh sure, it’s always nice to get some title defenses in and everything, but at the same time though, GOD, I’m SO bored! Whatever happened to Angel Kash and that whole scenario?
Morgan: I’ll tell you what happened. I came here and they backed off once they realized that they weren’t going to get you alone.
Cordelia: Don’t give yourself TOO much credit…
Cordelia adds to her sentence with a sarcastic laugh.
Cordelia: For all we know, maybe there’s a bigger agenda. Or hell, maybe they’ve moved on. Maybe they surrendered.
Morgan: Maybe… but they’re not the worry.
Cordelia: Yeah… Mother Mavis is… SOMEHOW…
Morgan shows some slight concern at Cordelia’s admitted boredom.
Morgan: Hey, let’s not lose focus now. Sure, you can beat Mother Mavis and she shouldn’t be someone that’s too hard to handle, but let’s stay motivated okay? I understand it can be repetitive and tiresome to just come here every two weeks and defend your title and then wonder what the heck this company is going to throw your way and I get that when you have a potential distraction like Angel’s crew lurking in the shadows, but you’ve got to focus on one thing at a time. Is this company running out of challengers for you? Possibly. But boredom, Cordy, can lead to complacency and you and I both know that you’re far too good to fall into that trap. What I’m saying is… I know it’s not thrilling to face someone like Mother Mavis… but don’t look past her. For all the things you’ve accomplished, I would hate to see you lose your title just because you got bored or something. Let’s not make a mistake our late cousin would make now.
Cordelia takes a sigh, obviously showing how unthrilled she is at having to face Mother Mavis but she’s able to keep herself composed and balanced as she always is.
Cordelia: You’re right! Now isn’t the time to let my guard down. I just have to focus on what I do best and that is, without a shadow of a doubt, being the most dominant SCU Underground Television Champion this company has EVER seen. Nobody has been able to touch me. I’ve defended against all comers from SCW AND GRIME. My last defense was a fatal four way with the odds stacked against me. I continue to show my superiority over these common brown baggers and tonight, I’m going to do the same thing. I’m not underestimating Mother Mavis by any means, but she’s definitely not going to take this title from me because you and I and everyone else knows, whether they admit it or not, that there’s no chance in the world that she is better than me! All in all, I am going to make another example out of another simpleton… and hopefully, I get some REAL competition for this title soon…
Morgan: Same here… but let’s focus on the task at hand, okay?
Cordelia nods as she and Morgan both exit the scene. Cordelia of course, is determined to once again further her dominance as the scene ends.
Daxton Oliver Beckett vs Mz HollyWood
Darlyn: This SCU match is set for one fall!
The opening of "Hail to the King" by Avenged Sevenfold begins playing and red and white lights begin flashing across the stage and out into the audience.
Liam: From Anaheim, CA standing at 6’4” and weighing in at 235lb, he is… Dax Beckett!!!
He strokes his beard, an intense look on his face as he comes to the center of the stage. He shouts out at the crowd, holding his arms out at his side as he does a slow 180 degree turn, slowly walking backward. Once the music completely picks up, Dax turns around and charges down the aisle. He darts around the ring, stopping periodically to pose for the fans, whether they like it or not. Once he makes his way around the ring, Dax jumps onto the apron and charges his way up the nearest turnbuckle. Dax ascends and nods his head to the music, his fist in the air. He jumps off and flips, landing on his feet as he jogs in place, waiting for Mz Holly Wood to get to the ring.
Darlyn: And his opponent, on her way to the ring, from Hollywood, CA standing at 5'11" and weighing in at 165lb, she is... Mz Holly Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooood!!!
"Hollywood" by Collective blasts over the sound system as a pink shadow box appears through the curtains. The silhouette of a lovely lady dancing is seen from the inside, seducing the crowd with her feminine wiles. It comes to rest at the edge of the stage, and after a moment, the lady inside kicks her way through the thin paper to reveal... Holly Wood! Mz. Wood if you nasty. She flips her blonde hair over her shoulder as she raises her arms in the air, loosening her hips before sashaying down the ramp. She climbs onto the apron, swaying her hips back and forth as she lowers herself down into a split position. She crawls under the ropes and does a sexy pose on the mat before leaping up, dancing around the ring to the music as she waits for the bell to ring.
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Chad: The bell sounds and the two lock-up in a traditional collars dn elbow tie-up. Beckett starts to take a side headlock only for Mz. Hollywood to duck under while grinning profusely.
Gena: Beckett ends up in a waistlock, standing directly behind Hollywood. Mz. Hollywood starts to gyrate, rubbing back against Beckett and bending over suggestively. Beckett Looks down and just shakes his head, unsure if he should be upset, offended or laugh.
Chad: Hollywood starts to stand back up, Beckett pops his hips and launches Hollywood over in a release german suplex. Hollywood hits hard and Beckett gets up for a corkscrew elbow. Hollywood starts to roll over from the impact but Beckett Returns his opponent to the flat position and covers.
Gena: Mz. Hollywood kicks out!
Chad: Beckett sits Hollywood up and puts on a rear chinlock. Hollywood begins to stroke Becket’s arm and then slips out, rolling into a cradle out of nowhere.
Chad: Beckett kicks out!
Ada: As they start up, Hollywood pulls Beckett in for a breast smother and then spins to jump into a sunset flip.
Ada: Beckett kicks out!
Chad: The two get up again and Hollywood gets a victory roll.
Ada: Beckett kicks out. Beckett sends Hollywood into the corner. As Beckett comes running in for a big rushing clothesline, Hollywood meets him coming in with a handspring kick. Beckett goes down and Hollywood climbs the turnbuckles. Becket gets back to his feet and Hollywood leaps off for a top rope clothesline. Beckett goes back down and Hollywood covers.
Ada: Beckett kicks out!
Chad: Beckett rolls Hollywood over into a crucifix pin attempt.
Ada: Hollywood kicks out!
Chad: The two start back up to their feet and Beckett tries for a takedown. Hollywood stuffs it and side steps so that Beckett gets a waistlock again. Hollywood executes a standing switch and Becket grabs at the locked hands to try and separate them. Hollywood ryan those hands up Beckett’s chest and grins as Becket sighs. Beckett executes a matching standing switch and launches Hollywood over into a bridging German suplex.
Ada: Hollywood kicks out!
Chad: Becket grabs Hollywood and hits a snap German suplex followed by a wheelbarrow bulldog. Beckett pulls Hollywood up and then executes the Bad Boy Breaker. He follows up with the Best Finisher Ever and goes for the cover.
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Darlyn: Your winner of this match… Dax Beckett
Chad: What a great back and forth between Dax and Hollywood. Looking forward to having them face off again.
Cameras go backstage to see Halo, Melissa, Mz Holly Wood, and Kelli Torres. The camera cut into the group mid-conversation.
Kelli: Dax did pretty good; you have to give him that.
Holly: Oh, I'll give him than just that, honey.
Halo: I bet you would.
Holly: You wouldn't?
Halo: Nah, not my type.
Melissa: Shit, I can't lie, I wouldn't, unless I was drunk and in the mood. He isn't my type but looks fun to be with, I think.
Kelli hugs Melissa.
Kelli: Good to see you cracking jokes. I know Stacy...
Stacy: Me what!
Stacy yells as she enters the shoot.
Halo: We know you have...
Stacy: Shut the fuck up bitch.
Halo: Melissa, you best check your sister before I do.
Stacy: You ain't shit, shut up.
Kelli nods for Holly to get Melissa out of there.
Stacy: Where is she going.
Halo: You want to run your mouth to me; you should focus on that.
Kelli: Your sister needs to go away so that she is not around when Halo beats that ass.
Stacy says all dramatic.
Stacy: With your help. Halo couldn't fight me one on one.
Kelli laughs as she walks away, heading towards Mz Holly Wood and Melissa Ruin.
Halo: You want to run that mouth again.
Stacy: Like I said, you ain't shit.
Halo: Stacy, I need you to understand something before you go running your mouth to me.
Stacy lets out a chuckle.
Stacy: Okay bitch, humor me.
Halo cracks her knuckles.
Halo: Melissa has a briefcase for an Underground match. With the title now vacant, I'm sure Lexa will have Melissa busy with that. Melissa also wants to fight Merlot for the Combat title. You claim to want the same. What about me.
Stacy: So, what about you?
Halo: That's just it. Lexa has nothing for me right now, which means I have nothing to do. Yet, here you are, running your mouth to me. So I say again, you want to run your mouth to me.
Stacy walks up to Halo.
Stacy: And like I said...
Stacy's not able to finish as Halo pops her in the mouth. Stacy kicks Halo in the gut to create space.
Halo: Don't be backing away now, Stacy, throw down with your bad self.
Stacy runs in with a flying knee. Halo blocks it, but the impact causes her to hit her back against the wall. Stacy slaps Halo in the face. Halo looks at the camera.
Halo: It was at this moment in which Stacy realized she done fucked up.
Stacy's eyes widen at Halo's statement as Halo grabs on to Stacy's arms and pulls her in. Halo nails her with a headbutt to the nose, then quickly nails an uppercut. Stacy stumbles back, Halo jumps and hits Stacy with a dropkick. Stacy hits the opposite wall as Stacy slides down the walls landing on her ass. Halo lays in a stiff kick to Stacy's chest.
Halo: What was that? Still, got something to say?
Halo kicks Stacy again in the chest as Lexa's security detail shows up to break it up. Hali sees them and quickly backs away from Stacy as the cameras go back to ring side to start the TV title match.
Cordelia Clark vs Mother Mavis
Darlyn: This set match is set for one fall and is for the SCU Uncensored TV Championship!!!
A white light flashes over the crowd that is almost blinding. It returns to a more tolerable brightness as "Spirit In the Sky" by Norman Greenbaum begins to play through the arena. The crowd boos and gets louder when the announcer speaks up.
Darlyn: On her way to the ring, the challenger… from Tulsa, Oklahoma she is 5'10" and weighed in this morning at 145lb. Representing The Church of The Good Shepherds she is Mother Mavis Shepherd!
And the boos become louder. Mavis walks out onto the stage, folding her hands in front of her, making sure to show off the cross hanging from her neck. She looks around the crowd, her eyes narrow and piercing. She keeps her hands folded as she walks down the aisle. At the end, she walks up to the apron and climbs up onto it. She raises her hands to the air as the white light shines down on her. For a second she smiles and then she lowers her hat to the apron. She steps inside of the ring and walks back and forth while she waits for the match to start.
Darlyn: And her opponent!
The radio version of "Sucker" by Charli XCX hits the PA system and Cordelia Clark steps through the curtains, instantly drawing some boos from the crowd.
Darlyn: On her way to the ring, from Princeton, NJ standing at 5’5” and weighing in at 125lb, she is the SCU Uncensored TV Champion… Cordelia Clllllllllllark!!!
She starts to walk down the ramp, obviously confident in her self-proclaimed, prodigious abilities. She has a smirk on her face as she gets to the ring, obviously enjoying whatever reaction she's getting from the fans. When she enters the ring, she finally acknowledges the "haters" with a 'hush' signal, which only serves to incite them to boo her louder. Cordelia has a laugh to herself at this, as she starts to focus on her match and the song fades.
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Chad: Cordelia and Mavis lock up in a traditional collar and elbow tie-up. Cordelia takes Mother Mavis down and works her on the mat for a few minutes, looking for any opportunity to show off both her superior intellect and her superior skill.
Gena: Mavis manages to stave off every submission attempt and ever thwarts a few pin attempts without any counts at all. As they roll for what seems like the hundredth time, Mavis grabs the rope and the referee begins counting for the break.
Chad: Cordelia gives it and backs off, looking mildly insulted at the tactic. Mavis pulls herself to her feet and Cordelia rushes at Mavis only for the Good Shepherd to elevate Cordelia over the top rope.
Gena: Cordelia lands on her feet on the apron and throws a forearm to try and throw Mavis off-balance. Mavis blocks the strike and returns one of her own.
Chad: Cordelia staggers but remains upright by grabbing the top rope. Mavis grabs Cordelia and runs her face first into the top turnbuckle. Cordelia starts to slump and Mavis grabs her in a front facelock. Seh suplexes Cordelia back into the ring and covers.
Cordelia kicks out!
Gena: Mavis works over Cordelia on the mat for what feels like years, trying to set her up for a submission the same way Cordelia tried earlier. Cordelia moves just quickly enough to stave each submission attempt off before Mavis finally mounts Cordelia and tries to rain punches down like the retribution of an angry and vengeful God upon an unrepentant sinner. Cordelia tries to cover up and then when Mavis leans forward, throws her legs up to roll Mavis into a sunset flip-style pin attempt.
Gena: Mavis kicks out!
Chad: The two women get to their feet and start trading shots, Cordelia, Mavis, Cordelia, Mavis, Cordelia, Mavis, Cordelia, Mavis, Cordelia, Mavis, Cordelia, Mavis, Cordelia, Mavis, Cordelia, Mavis, Cordelia, Mavis, Cordelia, Mavis, Cordelia, Mavis, Cordelia, Mavis! With blood starting to trickle down both faces, Cordelia rears back for a big shot. Mavis ducks it and catches Cordelia for a spinning belly to back slam and rolls into a cradle cover.
Chad: Mavis kicks out!
Gena: As they sit up, Cordelia is behind Mavis and tries for a chinlock but Mavis gets a hair mare on Cordelia and biels her over. Mavis rises and kicks Cordelia between the shoulder blades before jumping into a neck snap.
Chad: Cordelia collapses to the mat on her back, clutching at her neck. Mavis pulls her up and tries for a package piledriver. Cordelia blocks it and backdrops Mavis. Mavis tries to get back up and Cordelia runs to the ropes, rebounding off for a busaiku knee strike. Mavis goes down hard. Cordelia covers.
Gena: Mavis gets her food on the ropes… Cordelia shakes her head in disgust and slaps Mavis. Mavis grabs Cordelia and rolls into an inside cradle.
Chad: Cordelia kicks out!
Ada: The two get to their feet, Cordelia jumps and hits a bicycle knee and then spins into the Heartbreaker. Mavis goes down, blood now pouring everywhere. Cordelia staggers up nods, her face also covered in blood and then falls into a cover.
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Darlyn: Your winner of this match… And still your SCU Uncensored TV Champion… Cordelia Clarkkkkkkkk!!!!
Cordelia gets to her feet, she kicks Mavis for one last time as she gets handed her TV title as cameras go backstage.
We go backstage to see Celeste North and Jenifer giving Brooke Saxon an ear full as Jenifer does her best to keep her cool. Months ago Jenifer got injured when Cadet Blue strike her with the pod lock and chain to the head. Celeste throws her hands up and backs away as Jenifer charges at Brooke and hip tosses her to the ground. Brooke gets in a short punch to Jenifer's face as Jenifer nails Brooke n the face with an elbow. Cordelia and Morgen make it backstage. Cordelia grabs Jenifer and pulls her off of Brooke.
Cordelia:You know, they have me fighting Mother Mavis, what next week they put Morgen and I together to face Virginia and Mavis? They want me to defend my title. To show SCU I'm the best, I need to beat those that the fans think may be the best. You can fight with Brooke or I can put my TV title on the line against your little undefeated strike. Pinning you will have to stop Lexa from giving me the scraps like Valentina's and Good Shepherds.
Celeste: You may want to re think this Cordelia.
Morgan: No one's afraid of Jenifer or you.
Celeste: Let's go Jenifer, lets wait and see if Lexa makes this happen.
Le Coven leave the scene as the camera go back to ringside.
Monstimals vs Dying Breed
Liam: The following is a Tag Team contest! Introducing the team of Andrew Garcia and Ivan Darrell... The Dying Breed!!!
The opening beat to Sully Erna’s “Your Own Drum" start to blast through the speakers, as red and gold lights flash across the building, synchronized to the beat of the drums. The fans look confused as the lyrics kick in. Andrew lets out a roar, his arms out wide before he looks around the crowd, focused. The Orange Hulk and Ivan starts to walk towards the ring slowly, stopping halfway down the ramp and turning their heads to look at the booing crowd, their thumbs pointing down. Andrew and Ivan shakes his head slowly and turns back to face the ring, walking down towards the apron. Andrew puts his hand on the rope, and pulls himself up on to the ring apron and steps between the middle and top rope, Ivan climbs into the ring as the duo staring around at the booing fans as Andrew and Ivan raise their arms.
Liam: And their opponents...!
Monster and Animal I Have Become (mash up) by Skillet and Three Days Grace play over the sound system as Samuel McPherson and Lord Raab come through the curtain with Henry Losak behind them as they walk side by side together to the ring, ignoring the fans as they step over the top rope together while Henry goes through the middle rope.
Liam: Lord Raab and Samuel McPherson - the Monstimals!!!
Raab and Samuel do a holdup in the ring with the fans booing on them as Henry steps out of the ring with Raab and Samuel stand in the ring waiting for the match to start. And it does not take long as the four brutes all charge at one another and the big tag team match has an unceremonious beginning!
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Rob: These two teams start things off in a wild brawl before the opening bell! Who's surprised!? Show of hands?
Ada: They've paired off! Ivan Darrell is busy slugging it out with Lord Raab while Andrew Garcia is trading some bone jarring blows with Samuel McPherson! Samuel picks Garcia up around the legs and - Jesus! he just ran him right back into the far corner of the ring!
Rob: Ivan isn't doing much better against Raab! Lord Raab blocks that right hand from Darrell and he just starts pulverizing with shots to the head, driving him right down to his knees!
Ada: I may have spoken too soon! A knee from Garcia drives the wind from Samuel and now Andrew has him pinned in the corner and with nowhere to go! Andrew just swings clothesline after clothesline into McPherson!
Rob: Oh! Andrew scoops Samuel up and shows some strength with an Exploder suplex! He throws Samuel over and now he just clotheslined McPherson over the top rope and to the floor! And look! Andrew isn't waiting for him to get up! He's going out after him!
Ada: Lord Raab sees what is happening to his partner but he can't take his eyes off of Ivan! Raab sends Ivan into the ropes where he catches him in a spinning sidewalk slam! He has him in a cover!
Rob: No! Ivan has too much left in the tank to get pinned THIS soon!
Ada: Raab sends Ivan back into the corner and charges ahead with a full head of steam but - NO! Ivan moves and Lord Raab crashes between the turnbuckles and into the post!
Rob: Now Ivan bends Raab backwards between the top and middle rope and he just starts swinging clubbing blows around into his head and sternum! Listen! The fans are counting along!
Fans: One! Two! Three! Four! Five! Six! Seven!
Ada: Ivan drags him back inside of the ring and a release belly to back suplex and the masked German monster is down!
Rob: I was about to say so is Samuel on the outside but he reversed Andrew's whip into the ring steps! Garcia goes crashing into them and over onto the floor!
Ada: And now he's in the ring! Samuel comes off the ropes and a big boot knocks Ivan off of his partner and to the mat!
Rob: The Monstimals are back on their feet and they send Ivan into the ropes and they both throw Darrell into the air and dump him to the canvas! The referee has lost control!
Ada: Lost it!? He's never had it in the first place! This is -- chaos! Pure, chaos!
Rob: Finally! Samuel steps out to his corner long enough for Raab to make the tag and the Monstimals double team Ivan with a double suplex! The ring shook with that one!
Ada: Raab exits to his corner and Samuel makes with the cover!
Rob: Ivan doesn't take any chances! He breaks it up!
Ada: Lord Raab tries to get back inside but the official is forcing him back and now Dying Breed make an illegal switch! Andrew exits the ring while Ivan takes over with Samuel!
Rob: Ivan stomps a mud hole down into Samuel before dragging him to his feet! He goes to throw Samuel into the ropes but Samuel reverses it!
Ada: And Raab is right there to grab Ivan around the throat and he drags him backwards over the top rope and dumps him to the floor!
Rob: And Andrew Garcia is in the ring! he charges past Samuel and clobbers Raab, knocking him off the ring apron!
Ada: And Samuel grabs Garcia around the waist from behind and - GERMAN SUPLEX! Right on the back of his head!
Rob: Lord Raab is back to his feet on the outside! he turns around and - OH MY GOD! Ivan just speared him right through the barricade! Both men are laying in the rubble!
Ada: The referee is outside of the ring! he's checking on the two men!
Rob: Samuel drags Garcia to his feet and he sets him up on the top of the corner! He's trying to climb up but Garcia is fighting him off!
Ada: Samuel is not easing up! He's fighting back and now we have a slug fest on the top rope!
Rob: Samuel gains the edge and he grabs Andrew around the upper body and throws him off in a belly to belly superplex --!
Ada: OH MY - The ring just collapsed! The impact from both of those men just broke the ring!
Fans: Holy sh*t! Holy sh*t! Holy sh*t!
Rob: I could not have said it better myself! Andrew Garcia and Samuel McPherson are lying in a gaping hole right in the middle of what USED to be the ring!
Ada: And neither Lord Raab or Ivan Darrell have moved on the outside! The referee is looking all four men over and signals for the bell!
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Liam: Ladies and gentlemen! The referee has no other alternative but to rule this match a NO CONTEST!
The crowd is booing this decision as security and paramedics swarm onto the scene to check on and tend to both the Dying Breed as well as the Monstimals!
Rob: Those watching at home, we’re being told that Gianni and Lexa are backstage talking about the outcome of this match. Because of the nature of the ring. We must end the show earlier than scheduled. Omasa vs Tazu for the GRIME Nightmare Championship as well as Gold vs Cyan vs Kaos vs Earl for the TV title will have to take place next week. As WGN will use the rest of this time to brings you a sitcom classic, Cheers!