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SCU Ep 87 March 6th 2021 Results
« on: March 07, 2021, 10:15:00 AM »

MARCH 6th - SCU Ep 87

Sin City Underground Ep 87 comes to you taped in front of a limited live audience of 25% capacity, wearing face masks and social distancing between groups, at the Golden Ring Casino, in Las Vegas, NV. This episode will air on WGN and the Sin City Network at 11:59pm PST on Saturday, March, 6th, 2021.

Friendly reminder, SCW General Manager Brooke Saxon made note of some strict rules to ensure the safety of fans, staff and the wrestlers alike;

1- Each ticket purchased will come with a safety bag. (A safety Bag includes a company logo face Mask, one .5 oz bottle of hand sanitizer, and a pair of XL gloves. Masks must be worn in all areas of the building.

2- Tickets to all shows going forward will only be sold at the SCW shop and only available to the local residents in which the show is being held.

3- Tickets will be sold no earlier than 48 hours of the show. (For SCW, look at it as the promo deadline is when tickets go on sale for that show and SCU shows.)

4- Everyone entering the building will get screened to read their temperature.

5- All food sold going forward will be already wrapped. All drinks will now be sold only in cans or bottles. No fountain type drinks.

6- Food can only be consumed in the designated areas in which masks can be taken off temporarily. All merch bought at the event will be done by credit cards, the shops will no longer take cash.

Anyone not abiding by these rules will be removed and barred from all future SCW/SCU and GRIME shows.

All segments due to the Underground account. Segment deadline is the same as the SCW promo deadline on Friday, March 5th, 2021.

SCU Ep 87 has nine matches, four of them are title matches for the fans to enjoy. Omasa Tazu is still having to defend her title every show as per Gianni De Luca. After a week off, Cordelia is set to defend her TV title as her counterpart the new TV Champion Masked Gold main event the night in a four man ladder match. Before any of that can happen, thee show opens up with the Hardcore Tag Team Champions, The Jeckel defend against Tim Staggs and Andrew Borg in a bar fight.

Dark Matches. Matches are not part of the card. They won’t be written out but we will post who won in the results.

Kittie vs Queen of Apathy
Kittie took control early on and would pin Apathy after a short match.

Coby Quik (SCU) vs Jerry Cann (GRIME)
Jerry tries to turn the match into a GRIME Rules match. After a failed attempt Jerry runs at Coby with the Microphone but Coby would grab and wrap Jerry up in a small package for the pinfall.

Linnera Lacroix vs Valentina
Angel Kash would interfere twice forcing Jenifer to get to ringside. Linnera would catch Valentina yelling at the ref and roll her up with surprise roll up for the three count.

Melissa Ruin vs Virginia Putnam 
Melissa wins by DQ after Stacy Ruin interfered and attacked Melissa.

Inside the Jeckel family tent Jack and Jake are sitting in the center.

Jack:  Welcome, come sit if you dare.

Jake: Do not mind my brother, we know why you have come.

Jack:  Episode 87 is a few hours away and we will engage Mr. Stags and Mr. Borg in combat for our hardcore titles.

Jake: Timothy, Andrew, we will engage in combat  and the result  will not end well for you.

Jack:  The shepherds of good have led you down a dark path, a path where we are the end.

Jake: There is no silver lining for you, no happy ending, at the end of the path lies the instruments of your destruction, a fight within a bar, makes no difference.

Jack:  Your faith has already been determined.

Cameras go ringside…

"Unbreakable" by Fireflight starts to play in the sound system and a video montage of some of Alexis Edwards memorable moments appears on the screen. Seconds into the music, Alexis appears from behind the curtain, with the Underground Championship draped over her shoulder. She has a serious look on her face as she begins walking towards the ring, never once acknowledging the fans in attendance. Once she gets to the ring, she slowly walks up the steps and she is handed a microphone without even having to ask for one. She lets her music die down as she stands in the center of the ring and prepares to speak.

Alexis: I’m going to make this relatively quick and as painless as possible, because I asked the bosses for some time to come out here and speak but if I’m honest, I don’t really know what else I could say other than the reason I’m out here. This title over my shoulder has meant so much to me in the short amount of time that I’ve had it and I wanted to carry it with pride.

She pauses and looks down for a moment, closing her eyes. She grips the Underground Championship for a moment before she opens her eyes again and looks back into the camera.

Alexis: But naturally after my moment finally arrives and I’m standing at the top of SCU, shit hits the fan and I’m faced with not only challenges business wise, but also in my personal life. This isn’t how I pictured this going. I had so much planned. I had so much I wanted to do, but that brings me to why I’m out here. The reason I’m sure you have all figured out by now, so I’ll just cut to the chase.

She pauses again and takes in a deep breath. She lets the Underground Championship drop from her shoulder and into her hand as she stares at it.

Alexis: As of this I stand here addressing you all...I am no longer your Underground Champion. Nor am I an active member of the Underground roster.
Because of everything going on with my husband and The Good Shepherds, and things going the way they’ve been going in SCU, I’m finding it more and more difficult to not only give it one hundred percent each time I step into the ring, but also focus one hundred percent on my family when I go home and do my part as a wife and mother. So I had a decision to make. And it wasn’t easy.

Alexis crouches down and lays the Underground Championship across the ring, then stands back up to finish.

Alexis: It wasn’t easy. Not by any means. But my family comes first. My son comes first, so that’s why I have to vacate the title and leave SCU. I don’t want this to be goodbye. I hope it’s not, but I’ll figure everything out in time. And you’ll all just have to accept whoever should win the right to take my place as Underground Champion. I just want to thank you all for supporting me and cheering for me when you did, because I sure as hell wouldn’t have been able to do it without any of you. Thank you.

Alexis then sets the microphone down just by the title, turns and exits the ring. Everyone is left stunned as she walks slowly backstage and eventually, disappears behind the curtain, having been seen on SCU television for the last time.

We go backstage to the office of GM Lexa.

Lexa: I just wanted to wish Alexis Staggs the best. We hope to see her return soon. As for the Underground Championship… At the end of the end, I will announce my pans on crowning the new champion. For now, I need to think about it.

Opening Match
Hardcore Tag Team Championship
Golden Ring Casino Bar Fight
The Jeckels vs The Good Shepherds (Tim Staggs & Andrew Borg)

Ding! Ding! Ding!

Ada: The Jeckel Brothers, Jake and Jack, walk up to the bar and look around. Andrew Borg and Tim Staggs glance over and nod. Jake turns away from the bar with a fresh glass of beer and has it slapped away by Tim.

Rob: Jack shakes his head as Jake punches Tim in the face. Jake tackles Tim and the two go tumbling over a nearby table. Andrew cracks Jack and the two start to trade shots on each other while their partners roll around on the floor trying to punch one another as well. Jamie Staggs, Alex Rush, Mason Fox and Jason Fox all glance back from the bar and shake their heads at the apparent stupidity going on behind them.

Ada: Jake and Tim get back to their feet and Tim gets in a couple of punches before drilling Jake in the face with a knee. Jake staggers back to a pool table and grabs the cue ball. He nails Tim in the side of the head with it and Tim stumbles away.

Rob: Jack and Andrew pound away on each other until Jack falls away from an impact from Andrew’s forearm. As Andrew roars, Jack crashes into the four guys at the bar, spilling their drinks. All four jump up and wade into the fight. Jamie is backdropped through a table, while Tim crashes against the door. Alex flies over onto the pool table, landing back first on top of it.

Ada: Jack sends Mason flying over the bar while Jason is run headlong into the bar. Everyone gets back into the fight until Jamie and Alex stand up somehow finding themselves holding everyone else’s wallet. They grin, shrug and walk back to the bar with their newly gained filthy lucre. The Mason Brothers crawl out of the fight while the Jeckel Brothers, Tim and Andrew continue fighting, chair and table parts flying all about around them.

Rob: The Masons make it back to the bar, the cue ball flies over the bartender’s head and smashes out a window on it’s way to the blackjack table two hundred yards away from the bar’s doorway. A chair crashes into the doorway as Alex, Jamie, Mason and Jason simply start drinking again on everybody else’s dime.

Ada: The camera man gets knocked back into the wall, the second camera nearly sent flying. The referee almost runs from the establishment screaming but manages to maintain composure enough to remain at post. As everyone rises, Tim goes to superkick Jake but misses as the smaller Jeckel Brother ducks.

Rob: Andrew eats the shot full on in the face and Jack clotheslines Tim through the doorway out into the casino concourse. Jack comes back over as Jake covers Andrew in the remains of what used to be a table now smashed into a million splinters.


Ada: Tim staggers up and tries to come back into the bar but he’s too late.


Ding! Ding! Ding!

Liam: The winners and still the Hardcore Tag Team Champions… The Jeckels!!!

The scene opens backstage at Underground where we see Ariana Angelos walking around backstage with a frown on her face.

Ariana: Great, Carter isn’t attending tonight, and Krystal’s been on the warpath since last week’s Underground went on the air, maybe I can avoid her for the rest of………

We hear an Australian woman clearing her throat and Ariana closes her eyes before letting out a deep breath.

Krystal: Ari.

Ariana: Krystal.

Ariana sighs before turning around and seeing her fellow Go Gym graduate standing there with a frown on her face, Krystal folds her arms as she leans against the wall from the side.

Krystal: You know why I was looking for you, don’t you?

Ariana: Yeah, the events of last week’s Underground, I know you haven’t been able to get much of a response out of Carter.

Krystal: He hasn’t returned my calls since he sent me Pussy’s character sheet on Wednesday, and I haven’t seen him on Twitter since he accused me of treating him like a child.

Krystal responds before sighing.

Krystal: Maybe if he’d start acting so childish whenever things didn’t go his way…

Ariana: Stop!

Ariana interrupts the older Bombshell and Krystal stops in her tracks.

Ariana: I know you mean well but you’re going to keep driving him away at this rate! I haven’t even gotten confirmation that he’s going to be playing D&D on Wednesday.

Krystal: Party members dropping out happens, real life shit can get in the way unfortunately, but if you’ve got any ideas about Carter, I’d love to hear them.

Ariana: I’ll see if I can talk some sense into him before Climax Control tomorrow, he hasn’t returned my calls either, but he did give me a spare key to his apartment in case of emergencies.

Krystal: Just one last thing then, what was your part in it?

Ariana: I’m not that clear on what happened to be honest, one minute we were in the ring fighting off GRIME, the next we were leaving the ringside area, Carter just said to follow his lead.

Krystal: Not much to go on in other words.

Ariana: Carter was one of the first friends I made in wrestling, but I’m not a mind-reader! I don’t know what’s going through his head.

Krystal: Update me tomorrow at Climax Control.

Ariana: Will do.

Krystal walks off as the scene fades.

Cameras cut to ringside

Skag vs Eric Weaver

Liam: This next match is set for one fall!!!

“The End (Bury Me Down)” by End of Green starts to play around the minute mark over the speakers as a yellow glow is cast over the audience, forming two X’s and a stitched mouth.  The crowd begins booing as we look over at the entryway to see the silhouette of Skag, leaning back as far as he can, with his pet rat on his head.  Once the music picks up, he moves like a stiffened zombie up to a standing position as the spotlight shines on him.

Liam:  Entering the ring, from Frankfurt, Germany, standing at 5’8” and weighing in at 177lb, he is… Skag!!!

Skag puts Hecate on his shoulder as he walks down to the ring, a violin and bow in his hands.  He looks directly at the ring, focusing his intent of madness on it.  He jumps onto the apron and quickly climbs inside.  He raises Hecate up in the air before turning and handing her off to a reluctant crew member.  He sheds his black jacket and kicks it to the side as he moves from side to side to loosen up.

Liam: And his opponent!

Take Five starts to play. Eric Weaver jumps the barricade and slides in the ring behind Skag. Eric grabs Skag from behind and lifts Skag up for a German Suplex. The ref orders Eric to the croner. Eric backs off, Skag rolls to the side towards the ropes. The ref checks on Skag but he pushes her away. Skag gets to his feet as the ref rings the bell.

Ding! Ding! Ding!

Rob: A Cheap attack by Eric, Skag is not going to take that lightly.

Ada: Eric and Skag rush each other. Eric goes for a leaping clothesline as Skag leaps as well and nails Eric with a headbutt while avoiding the clothesline. Eric falls to the mat as Skag lands on top of him. Skag gets off of Eric, both men get to their feet.

Rob: Eric goes to tie up but Skag nails another headbutt! Eric holds his face in pain. Skag kicks Eric in the nuts. Eric bends over only to get a knee to the forehead. Eric heads his forehead as she stands straight up again…

Ada: Skag kicks Eric in the gut again. Eric bends down as Skag grabs his head and drops Eric with a snap DDT! Skag runs over to the corner as he gets on the top turnbuckle. 

Rob: Skag jumps off hitting a shooting star press! Skag rolls off of Skag holding his chest a bit. Skag gets to his feet as Eric rolls over still hurting from the attack from Skag. Skag grabs Ericc and gets him to his feet. Skag grabs Eric and swings him around for a swinging neckbreaker.

Ada: Eric needs to do something. Skag is just laying it on him since the bell started. Skag goes for the cover!


Ada: Skag lifts Eric up to stop the count!

Rob: Skag ain’t done hurting Eric Weaver.

Ada: Skag gets to his feet, helping Eric to his feet along the way. Skag ties up with Eric, Skag flips up in the air as Eric holds Skag up for a Stalling Vertical Suplex. Eric starts to slips but Skag swings down in time for The Overture!!! (Tornado DDT)

Rob: Skag goes for the cover.


Ding! Ding! Ding!

Liam: Your winner… Skagggggggg!!

Rob: Skag had his way with Eric. Guess that cheap shot at the start wasn’t worth it for him.

Ada: Skag looked really good in this one.

Gold is seen walking into the building with the TV championship.

Gold:  I told you I would win this championship and hold it above my head.  Now I am a fighting champion.  I will face anyone.  But Cyan gets another shot at me?  I hope his two boys that just unmasked stay in the back.  I will tell you this I will win this ladder match with no issues.  Now if you don’t mind I have to get ready.

Gold walks to the locker room area and enters. Gold ssees Rory in his locker room.

Gold: Wrong locker room. You belong in the public room with the rest of GRIME. This is for the TV Champion.

Rory: So this is your new locker room. You know, I can get used to this room.

Rory says as she rushes Gold. Gold moves out of the way. Rory turns to face Gold, Rory goes for a right hook but Gold moves his belt to block it. Rory punches the gold plate of the TV title. Rory holds his hand in pain as Gold swings and hits Rory in the face with the TV title. Gold grabs Rory by the back of the head and tosses him out of his locker room.

Gold: Cyan, you need to do better then sending Rory out for me.

Gold says laughing as cameras go elsewhere backstage to Marissa Henry…

The opens backstage, where we see Rainbow standing talking to Indigo and Light Blue about matches on the card and if she wants help etc… however, they were interrupted by Marissa Henry who slowly moves in.

Marissa:  Hi Rainbow… 今夜の試合に対する考えを聞いてもいいですか。(Can i get your thoughts on your match tonight?

Rainbow: マリッサ、私はあなたが日本語を話していることに気付かなかった。(Marissa, i didn't realise that you spoke Japanese.)

Marissa:  What?

Rainbow: Obviously not.

Marissa:  Can I get your thoughts then?

Rainbow: Ok.
Rainbow shakes her head as Indigo and Light Blue back a way a little to give them some space.

Marissa:  I have with me Rainbow… who tonight faces off against Omasa Tzau for the World Nightmare championship. What are your thoughts and opinions.

MH places the mic in front of Rainbow.

Rainbow: Omasa Tzau I am going to make a bold prediction.

レインボーが勝つ。 (Rainbow is going to win)

Simple as that.

I could stop right there and end this インタビューの事 (interview thing) but it would be no fun.

Omasa I have huge respect for you, I know I know you have called everyone trash in this division, showed little respect for them and promptly beat them, but I am slightly different from most in this division.  I am undefeated in singles competition and I am not 脅迫 (intimidated) by you.

You have made a big impact in this division… you have successfully defended your championship against some impressive challengers including Kittie, who was a pretty big name in the bombshell division but now she is nothing more than a washed up has been. But as I said I am not like that… I have years of experience inside the wrestling ring and I’ve held multiple championships.. so I think you should be 心配 (worried).

You have had a great run so far but it’s time to end…

オマサ..あなたがそれを必要とするので、私はこの試合で幸運を祈っています。(Omasa... i wish you luck in this match because you are going to need it.)

See you later.

Rainbow turns as she nods to Indigo and Light blue before they leave the area.  The scene fades out on Marissa wrapping things up.

Camera goes to ringside as the next match is just about to get underway…

Masked Celeste and Masked Orchid vs Masked Mac N' Cheese and Masked Cadet Blue

Cameras go back to ringside as GRIME Masked Wrestlers Orchid, Celeste, Mac N' Cheese and Cadet Blue are already in the ring as the next match is about to get underway.

Ding! Ding! Ding!

Rob: Orchid runs over and clotheslines Mac N’ Cheese down. Cadet Blue tries for a running dropkick but Orchid simply moves out of the way and Cadet Blue lands on top of her partner.

Ada: Orchid makes the tag to Celeste. Celeste comes in and runs at Orchid. Orchid elevates Celeste and Celeste comes down onto the other team with a splash. Celeste makes the tag to Orchid and Orchid runs in for a senton splash and then covers Mac N’ Cheese as Cadet Blue rolls out to the floor.


Rob: Mac N’ Cheese kicks out! Orchid goes over to tag Celeste while Mac N’ Cheese makes the tag to Cadet Blue. Celeste comes in and approaches Cadet Blue. Cadet Blue moves in and the two lock-up in a traditional collar and elbow tie-up.

Ada: Cadet Blue takes a side headlock and Orchid delivers a forearm to the short ribs. As Cadet Blue’s grip loosens, Celeste delivers a wicked spinning back elbow strike to the head. Cadet Blue staggers a step and Celeste spins into a kick that almost takes Cadet Blue’s head off. Cadet Blue goes down and Celeste covers.


Rob: Mac N’ Cheese breaks it up! Mac N’ Cheese backs up to the ropes as Celeste jumps up to her feet. She snaps off a kick that catches Mac N’ Cheese right before she gets to the ropes. Mac N’ Cheese tumbles through the ropes while Celeste looks on.

Ada: Cadet Blue rolls Celeste up from behind.


Rob: Celeste kicks out!

Ada: Celeste gets to her feet, turns and snaps off a nasty roundhouse kick to the head of the still kneeling Cadet Blue. Cadet Blue goes down like she’s been shot. Mac N’ Cheese climbs up onto the apron and Celeste turns and kicks her the same way.

Rob: Mac N’ Cheese goes down to the floor. Celeste turns and nods as Orchid steps into the ring. Orchid runs across the ring and hits an assisted moonsault onto Cadet Blue. Orchid rolls away as Celeste hits a running leg drop. Celeste covers and hooks the leg on Cadet Blue.


Ada: Mac N’ Cheese makes the save!

Rob: Orchid runs in and hits a running knee strike to Mac N’ Cheese’s face. Orchid turns as she and Celeste pull Cadet Blue up by the mask, tearing it clean off.

Ada: Cadet Blue covers her face as she eats a double spinebuster. Celeste covers the now maskless Cadet Blue!


Ding! Ding! Ding!

Liam: Ladies and gentlemen, your winners of this match, Masked Orchid and Masked Celeste!!!

Masked Celeste gets off of Cadet Blue. The crowd looks shocked as cameras zoom in to see Cadet Blue is SCW GM Brooke Saxon. The crowd starts to boo Brooke. Masked Orchid and Masked Celeste exit the ring as Mac N’ Cheese looks over at Brooke Saxon.

Mac N’ Cheese looks at Brooke Saxon before leaving in the ring alone as she slides out from the bottom rope. SCU Ring Announcer Darlyn gets in the ring.

Darlyn: Brooke, why? I think I speak for all of SCU that you were someone we would’ve expected to be under a mask.

Brooke: To be honest, a year and a half ago the GM then Tad asked me and Mac N’ Cheese if we wanted to take part in the invasion.

The crowd boos Brooke.

Brooke: I deserve that but hear me out. You see when it’s all said and done. No matter how many SCW yester stars unmask. SCU will win the war, knowing that SCU has everything it takes to win the war. I figured, why not have a little fun. I agreed to this but told Tad, once I got unmasked, the fun is over. I have to go back to focusing on my off screen paperwork. I was just doing this to troll. Tad was cool with it. 

The crowd calls her a troll.

Brooke: I am, that was my goal, to troll GRIME. While it was fun, it now ends.

Brooke says then walks towards the ropes. Another Way To Die by Alicia Keys starts to pay as Brooke Saxon exits the ring and heads up the rampway.

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The scene cuts in on SCU Underground Television Champion Cordelia Clark sitting in the green room with the championship on her lap. She knows she has a title defense later in the night to prepare for, but ultimately, she’s looking quite bored at the moment. She’s not angry, but at the same time, as she stands up, she’s definitely acting like it’s business as usual.

Cordelia: I don’t understand something sis…

Right on cue, Cordelia’s sister Morgan walks into the picture.

Cordelia: It seems as though SCU is beginning to run out of challengers for me.

Morgan scoffs at this suggestion in an amused manner.

Morgan: When you’ve been as dominant as you have been with that championship, of course the challenger well is going to run dry. Mother Mavis? Really? They couldn’t find anyone else to face you for your title? What makes the brass think that Mother Mavis is worthy of a title shot even. I can’t remember the last relevant thing that she’s done.

Cordelia: And yet, Mother Mavis is just a microcosm of what the actual problem is…

Morgan: I was just about to say that!

Cordelia: I’ve got to be honest with you, sis. I come here, defend my title, successfully, and then that’s it. I’m done. Onto the next. Oh sure, it’s always nice to get some title defenses in and everything, but at the same time though, GOD, I’m SO bored! Whatever happened to Angel Kash and that whole scenario?

Morgan: I’ll tell you what happened. I came here and they backed off once they realized that they weren’t going to get you alone.

Cordelia: Don’t give yourself TOO much credit…

Cordelia adds to her sentence with a sarcastic laugh.

Cordelia: For all we know, maybe there’s a bigger agenda. Or hell, maybe they’ve moved on. Maybe they surrendered.

Morgan: Maybe… but they’re not the worry.

Cordelia: Yeah… Mother Mavis is… SOMEHOW…

Morgan shows some slight concern at Cordelia’s admitted boredom.

Morgan: Hey, let’s not lose focus now. Sure, you can beat Mother Mavis and she shouldn’t be someone that’s too hard to handle, but let’s stay motivated okay? I understand it can be repetitive and tiresome to just come here every two weeks and defend your title and then wonder what the heck this company is going to throw your way and I get that when you have a potential distraction like Angel’s crew lurking in the shadows, but you’ve got to focus on one thing at a time. Is this company running out of challengers for you? Possibly. But boredom, Cordy, can lead to complacency and you and I both know that you’re far too good to fall into that trap. What I’m saying is… I know it’s not thrilling to face someone like Mother Mavis… but don’t look past her. For all the things you’ve accomplished, I would hate to see you lose your title just because you got bored or something. Let’s not make a mistake our late cousin would make now.

Cordelia takes a sigh, obviously showing how unthrilled she is at having to face Mother Mavis but she’s able to keep herself composed and balanced as she always is.

Cordelia: You’re right! Now isn’t the time to let my guard down. I just have to focus on what I do best and that is, without a shadow of a doubt, being the most dominant SCU Underground Television Champion this company has EVER seen. Nobody has been able to touch me. I’ve defended against all comers from SCW AND GRIME. My last defense was a fatal four way with the odds stacked against me. I continue to show my superiority over these common brown baggers and tonight, I’m going to do the same thing. I’m not underestimating Mother Mavis by any means, but she’s definitely not going to take this title from me because you and I and everyone else knows, whether they admit it or not, that there’s no chance in the world that she is better than me! All in all, I am going to make another example out of another simpleton… and hopefully, I get some REAL competition for this title soon…

Morgan: Same here… but let’s focus on the task at hand, okay?

Cordelia nods as she and Morgan both exit the scene. Cordelia of course, is determined to once again further her dominance as the scene ends.

Daxton Oliver Beckett vs Mz HollyWood

Darlyn: This SCU match is set for one fall!

The opening of "Hail to the King" by Avenged Sevenfold begins playing and red and white lights begin flashing across the stage and out into the audience.

Liam: From Anaheim, CA standing at 6’4” and weighing in at 235lb, he is… Dax Beckett!!!

He strokes his beard, an intense look on his face as he comes to the center of the stage. He shouts out at the crowd, holding his arms out at his side as he does a slow 180 degree turn, slowly walking backward. Once the music completely picks up, Dax turns around and charges down the aisle. He darts around the ring, stopping periodically to pose for the fans, whether they like it or not. Once he makes his way around the ring, Dax jumps onto the apron and charges his way up the nearest turnbuckle. Dax ascends and nods his head to the music, his fist in the air. He jumps off and flips, landing on his feet as he jogs in place, waiting for Mz Holly Wood to get to the ring.

Darlyn: And his opponent, on her way to the ring, from Hollywood, CA standing at 5'11" and weighing in at 165lb, she is... Mz Holly Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooood!!!

"Hollywood" by Collective blasts over the sound system as a pink shadow box appears through the curtains. The silhouette of a lovely lady dancing is seen from the inside, seducing the crowd with her feminine wiles. It comes to rest at the edge of the stage, and after a moment, the lady inside kicks her way through the thin paper to reveal... Holly Wood! Mz. Wood if you nasty. She flips her blonde hair over her shoulder as she raises her arms in the air, loosening her hips before sashaying down the ramp. She climbs onto the apron, swaying her hips back and forth as she lowers herself down into a split position. She crawls under the ropes and does a sexy pose on the mat before leaping up, dancing around the ring to the music as she waits for the bell to ring.

Ding! Ding! Ding!

Chad: The bell sounds and the two lock-up in a traditional collars dn elbow tie-up. Beckett starts to take a side headlock only for Mz. Hollywood to duck under while grinning profusely.

Gena: Beckett ends up in a waistlock, standing directly behind Hollywood. Mz. Hollywood starts to gyrate, rubbing back against Beckett and bending over suggestively. Beckett Looks down and just shakes his head, unsure if he should be upset, offended or laugh.

Chad: Hollywood starts to stand back up, Beckett pops his hips and launches Hollywood over in a release german suplex. Hollywood hits hard and Beckett gets up for a corkscrew elbow. Hollywood starts to roll over from the impact but Beckett Returns his opponent to the flat position and covers.


Gena: Mz. Hollywood kicks out!

Chad: Beckett sits Hollywood up and puts on a rear chinlock. Hollywood begins to stroke Becket’s arm and then slips out, rolling into a cradle out of nowhere.


Chad: Beckett kicks out!    

Ada: As they start up, Hollywood pulls Beckett in for a breast smother and then spins to jump into a sunset flip.


Ada: Beckett kicks out!

Chad: The two get up again and Hollywood gets a victory roll.

Ada: Beckett kicks out. Beckett sends Hollywood into the corner. As Beckett comes running in for a big rushing clothesline, Hollywood meets him coming in with a handspring kick. Beckett goes down and Hollywood climbs the turnbuckles. Becket gets back to his feet and Hollywood leaps off for a top rope clothesline. Beckett goes back down and Hollywood covers.


Ada: Beckett kicks out!

Chad: Beckett rolls Hollywood over into a crucifix pin attempt.


Ada: Hollywood kicks out!

Chad: The two start back up to their feet and Beckett tries for a takedown. Hollywood stuffs it and side steps so that Beckett gets a waistlock again. Hollywood executes a standing switch and Becket grabs at the locked hands to try and separate them. Hollywood ryan those hands up Beckett’s chest and grins as Becket sighs. Beckett executes a matching standing switch and launches Hollywood over into a bridging German suplex.


Ada: Hollywood kicks out!

Chad: Becket grabs Hollywood and hits a snap German suplex followed by a wheelbarrow bulldog. Beckett pulls Hollywood up and then executes the Bad Boy Breaker. He follows up with the Best Finisher Ever and goes for the cover.


Ding! Ding! Ding!

Darlyn: Your winner of this match… Dax Beckett

Chad: What a great back and forth between Dax and Hollywood. Looking forward to having them face off again.

Cameras go backstage to see Halo, Melissa, Mz Holly Wood, and Kelli Torres. The camera cut into the group mid-conversation.

Kelli:  Dax did pretty good; you have to give him that.

Holly: Oh, I'll give him than just that, honey.

Halo: I bet you would.

Holly: You wouldn't?

Halo: Nah, not my type.

Melissa: Shit, I can't lie, I wouldn't, unless I was drunk and in the mood. He isn't my type but looks fun to be with, I think.

Kelli hugs Melissa.

Kelli:  Good to see you cracking jokes. I know Stacy...

Stacy: Me what!

Stacy yells as she enters the shoot.

Halo: We know you have...

Stacy: Shut the fuck up bitch.

Halo: Melissa, you best check your sister before I do.

Stacy: You ain't shit, shut up.

Kelli nods for Holly to get Melissa out of there.

Stacy: Where is she going.

Halo: You want to run your mouth to me; you should focus on that.

Kelli:  Your sister needs to go away so that she is not around when Halo beats that ass.

Stacy: Righttttt.

Stacy says all dramatic.

Stacy: With your help. Halo couldn't fight me one on one.

Kelli laughs as she walks away, heading towards Mz Holly Wood and Melissa Ruin.

Halo: You want to run that mouth again.

Stacy: Like I said, you ain't shit.

Halo: Stacy, I need you to understand something before you go running your mouth to me.

Stacy lets out a chuckle.

Stacy: Okay bitch, humor me.

Halo cracks her knuckles.

Halo: Melissa has a briefcase for an Underground match. With the title now vacant, I'm sure Lexa will have Melissa busy with that. Melissa also wants to fight Merlot for the Combat title. You claim to want the same. What about me.

Stacy: So, what about you?

Halo: That's just it. Lexa has nothing for me right now, which means I have nothing to do. Yet, here you are, running your mouth to me. So I say again, you want to run your mouth to me.

Stacy walks up to Halo.

Stacy: And like I said...

Stacy's not able to finish as Halo pops her in the mouth. Stacy kicks Halo in the gut to create space.

Halo: Don't be backing away now, Stacy, throw down with your bad self.

Stacy runs in with a flying knee. Halo blocks it, but the impact causes her to hit her back against the wall. Stacy slaps Halo in the face. Halo looks at the camera.

Halo: It was at this moment in which Stacy realized she done fucked up.

Stacy's eyes widen at Halo's statement as Halo grabs on to Stacy's arms and pulls her in. Halo nails her with a headbutt to the nose, then quickly nails an uppercut. Stacy stumbles back, Halo jumps and hits Stacy with a dropkick. Stacy hits the opposite wall as Stacy slides down the walls landing on her ass. Halo lays in a stiff kick to Stacy's chest.

Halo: What was that? Still, got something to say?

Halo kicks Stacy again in the chest as Lexa's security detail shows up to break it up. Hali sees them and quickly backs away from Stacy as the cameras go back to ring side to start the TV title match.

TV Championship
Cordelia Clark vs Mother Mavis

Darlyn: This set match is set for one fall and is for the SCU Uncensored TV Championship!!!

A white light flashes over the crowd that is almost blinding. It returns to a more tolerable brightness as "Spirit In the Sky" by Norman Greenbaum begins to play through the arena. The crowd boos and gets louder when the announcer speaks up.

Darlyn: On her way to the ring, the challenger…  from Tulsa, Oklahoma she is 5'10" and weighed in this morning at 145lb. Representing The Church of The Good Shepherds she is Mother Mavis Shepherd!

And the boos become louder. Mavis walks out onto the stage, folding her hands in front of her, making sure to show off the cross hanging from her neck. She looks around the crowd, her eyes narrow and piercing. She keeps her hands folded as she walks down the aisle. At the end, she walks up to the apron and climbs up onto it. She raises her hands to the air as the white light shines down on her. For a second she smiles and then she lowers her hat to the apron. She steps inside of the ring and walks back and forth while she waits for the match to start.

Darlyn: And her opponent!

The radio version of "Sucker" by Charli XCX hits the PA system and Cordelia Clark steps through the curtains, instantly drawing some boos from the crowd.

Darlyn:  On her way to the ring, from Princeton, NJ standing at 5’5” and weighing in at 125lb, she is the SCU Uncensored TV Champion… Cordelia Clllllllllllark!!!

She starts to walk down the ramp, obviously confident in her self-proclaimed, prodigious abilities. She has a smirk on her face as she gets to the ring, obviously enjoying whatever reaction she's getting from the fans. When she enters the ring, she finally acknowledges the "haters" with a 'hush' signal, which only serves to incite them to boo her louder. Cordelia has a laugh to herself at this, as she starts to focus on her match and the song fades.

Ding! Ding! Ding!

Chad: Cordelia and Mavis lock up in a traditional collar and elbow tie-up. Cordelia takes Mother Mavis down and works her on the mat for a few minutes, looking for any opportunity to show off both her superior intellect and her superior skill.

Gena: Mavis manages to stave off every submission attempt and ever thwarts a few pin attempts without any counts at all. As they roll for what seems like the hundredth time, Mavis grabs the rope and the referee begins counting for the break.

Chad: Cordelia gives it and backs off, looking mildly insulted at the tactic. Mavis pulls herself to her feet and Cordelia rushes at Mavis only for the Good Shepherd to elevate Cordelia over the top rope.

Gena: Cordelia lands on her feet on the apron and throws a forearm to try and throw Mavis off-balance. Mavis blocks the strike and returns one of her own.

Chad: Cordelia staggers but remains upright by grabbing the top rope. Mavis grabs Cordelia and runs her face first into the top turnbuckle. Cordelia starts to slump and Mavis grabs her in a front facelock. Seh suplexes Cordelia back into the ring and covers.


Cordelia kicks out!

Gena: Mavis works over Cordelia on the mat for what feels like years, trying to set her up for a submission the same way Cordelia tried earlier. Cordelia moves just quickly enough to stave each submission attempt off before Mavis finally mounts Cordelia and tries to rain punches down like the retribution of an angry and vengeful God upon an unrepentant sinner. Cordelia tries to cover up and then when Mavis leans forward, throws her legs up to roll Mavis into a sunset flip-style pin attempt. 


Gena: Mavis kicks out!

Chad: The two women get to their feet and start trading shots, Cordelia, Mavis, Cordelia, Mavis, Cordelia, Mavis, Cordelia, Mavis, Cordelia, Mavis, Cordelia, Mavis, Cordelia, Mavis, Cordelia, Mavis, Cordelia, Mavis, Cordelia, Mavis, Cordelia, Mavis, Cordelia, Mavis! With blood starting to trickle down both faces, Cordelia rears back for a big shot. Mavis ducks it and catches Cordelia for a spinning belly to back slam and rolls into a cradle cover.


Chad: Mavis kicks out!

Gena: As they sit up, Cordelia is behind Mavis and tries for a chinlock but Mavis gets a hair mare on Cordelia and biels her over. Mavis rises and kicks Cordelia between the shoulder blades before jumping into a neck snap.

Chad: Cordelia collapses to the mat on her back, clutching at her neck. Mavis pulls her up and tries for a package piledriver. Cordelia blocks it and backdrops Mavis. Mavis tries to get back up and Cordelia runs to the ropes, rebounding off for a busaiku knee strike. Mavis goes down hard. Cordelia covers.


Gena: Mavis gets her food on the ropes… Cordelia shakes her head in disgust and slaps Mavis. Mavis grabs Cordelia and rolls into an inside cradle.


Chad: Cordelia kicks out!

Ada: The two get to their feet, Cordelia jumps and hits a bicycle knee and then spins into the Heartbreaker. Mavis goes down, blood now pouring everywhere. Cordelia staggers up nods, her face also covered in blood and then falls into a cover.


Ding! Ding! Ding!

Darlyn: Your winner of this match… And still your SCU Uncensored TV Champion… Cordelia Clarkkkkkkkk!!!!

Cordelia gets to her feet, she kicks Mavis for one last time as she gets handed her TV title as cameras go backstage.

We go backstage to see Celeste North and Jenifer giving Brooke Saxon an ear full as Jenifer does her best to keep her cool. Months ago Jenifer got injured when Cadet Blue strike her with the pod lock and chain to the head. Celeste throws her hands up and backs away as Jenifer charges at Brooke and hip tosses her to the ground. Brooke gets in a short punch to Jenifer's face as Jenifer nails Brooke n the face with an elbow. Cordelia and Morgen make it backstage. Cordelia grabs Jenifer and pulls her off of Brooke.

Cordelia:You know, they have me fighting Mother Mavis, what next week they put Morgen and I together to face Virginia and Mavis? They want me to defend my title. To show SCU I'm the best, I need to beat those that the fans think may be the best. You can fight with Brooke or I can put my TV title on the line against your little undefeated strike. Pinning you will have to stop Lexa from giving me the scraps like Valentina's and Good Shepherds.

Celeste: You may want to re think this Cordelia.

Morgan: No one's afraid of Jenifer or you.

Celeste: Let's go Jenifer, lets wait and see if Lexa makes this happen.

Le Coven leave the scene as the camera go back to ringside.

Monstimals vs Dying Breed

Liam: The following is a Tag Team contest! Introducing the team of Andrew Garcia and Ivan Darrell... The Dying Breed!!!

The opening beat to Sully Erna’s “Your Own Drum" start to blast through the speakers, as red and gold lights flash across the building, synchronized to the beat of the drums. The fans look confused as the lyrics kick in. Andrew lets out a roar, his arms out wide before he looks around the crowd, focused. The Orange Hulk and Ivan starts to walk towards the ring slowly, stopping halfway down the ramp and turning their heads to look at the booing crowd, their thumbs pointing down. Andrew and Ivan shakes his head slowly and turns back to face the ring, walking down towards the apron. Andrew puts his hand on the rope, and pulls himself up on to the ring apron and steps between the middle and top rope, Ivan climbs into the ring as the duo staring around at the booing fans as Andrew and Ivan raise their arms.

Liam: And their opponents...!

Monster and Animal I Have Become (mash up) by Skillet and Three Days Grace play over the sound system as Samuel McPherson and Lord Raab come through the curtain with Henry Losak behind them as they walk side by side together to the ring, ignoring the fans as they step over the top rope together while Henry goes through the middle rope.

Liam: Lord Raab and Samuel McPherson - the Monstimals!!!

Raab and Samuel do a holdup in the ring with the fans booing on them as Henry steps out of the ring with Raab and Samuel stand in the ring waiting for the match to start. And it does not take long as the four brutes all charge at one another and the big tag team match has an unceremonious beginning!

Ding! Ding! Ding!

Rob: These two teams start things off in a wild brawl before the opening bell! Who's surprised!? Show of hands?

Ada: They've paired off! Ivan Darrell is busy slugging it out with Lord Raab while Andrew Garcia is trading some bone jarring blows with Samuel McPherson! Samuel picks Garcia up around the legs and - Jesus! he just ran him right back into the far corner of the ring!

Rob: Ivan isn't doing much better against Raab! Lord Raab blocks that right hand from Darrell and he just starts pulverizing with shots to the head, driving him right down to his knees!

Ada: I may have spoken too soon! A knee from Garcia drives the wind from Samuel and now Andrew has him pinned in the corner and with nowhere to go! Andrew just swings clothesline after clothesline into McPherson!

Rob: Oh! Andrew scoops Samuel up and shows some strength with an Exploder suplex! He throws Samuel over and now he just clotheslined McPherson over the top rope and to the floor! And look! Andrew isn't waiting for him to get up! He's going out after him!

Ada: Lord Raab sees what is happening to his partner but he can't take his eyes off of Ivan! Raab sends Ivan into the ropes where he catches him in a spinning sidewalk slam! He has him in a cover!


Rob: No! Ivan has too much left in the tank to get pinned THIS soon!

Ada: Raab sends Ivan back into the corner and charges ahead with a full head of steam but - NO! Ivan moves and Lord Raab crashes between the turnbuckles and into the post!

Rob: Now Ivan bends Raab backwards between the top and middle rope and he just starts swinging clubbing blows around into his head and sternum! Listen! The fans are counting along!

Fans: One! Two! Three! Four! Five! Six! Seven!

Ada: Ivan drags him back inside of the ring and a release belly to back suplex and the masked German monster is down!

Rob: I was about to say so is Samuel on the outside but he reversed Andrew's whip into the ring steps! Garcia goes crashing into them and over onto the floor!

Ada: And now he's in the ring! Samuel comes off the ropes and a big boot knocks Ivan off of his partner and to the mat!

Rob: The Monstimals are back on their feet and they send Ivan into the ropes and they both throw Darrell into the air and dump him to the canvas! The referee has lost control!

Ada: Lost it!? He's never had it in the first place! This is -- chaos! Pure, chaos!

Rob: Finally! Samuel steps out to his corner long enough for Raab to make the tag and the Monstimals double team Ivan with a double suplex! The ring shook with that one!

Ada: Raab exits to his corner and Samuel makes with the cover!


Rob: Ivan doesn't take any chances! He breaks it up!

Ada: Lord Raab tries to get back inside but the official is forcing him back and now Dying Breed make an illegal switch! Andrew exits the ring while Ivan takes over with Samuel!

Rob: Ivan stomps a mud hole down into Samuel before dragging him to his feet! He goes to throw Samuel into the ropes but Samuel reverses it!

Ada: And Raab is right there to grab Ivan around the throat and he drags him backwards over the top rope and dumps him to the floor!

Rob: And Andrew Garcia is in the ring! he charges past Samuel and clobbers Raab, knocking him off the ring apron!

Ada: And Samuel grabs Garcia around the waist from behind and - GERMAN SUPLEX! Right on the back of his head!

Rob: Lord Raab is back to his feet on the outside! he turns around and - OH MY GOD! Ivan just speared him right through the barricade! Both men are laying in the rubble!

Ada: The referee is outside of the ring! he's checking on the two men!

Rob: Samuel drags Garcia to his feet and he sets him up on the top of the corner! He's trying to climb up but Garcia is fighting him off!

Ada: Samuel is not easing up! He's fighting back and now we have a slug fest on the top rope!
Rob: Samuel gains the edge and he grabs Andrew around the upper body and throws him off in a belly to belly superplex --!

Ada: OH MY - The ring just collapsed! The impact from both of those men just broke the ring!

Fans: Holy sh*t! Holy sh*t! Holy sh*t!

Rob: I could not have said it better myself! Andrew Garcia and Samuel McPherson are lying in a gaping hole right in the middle of what USED to be the ring!

Ada: And neither Lord Raab or Ivan Darrell have moved on the outside! The referee is looking all four men over and signals for the bell!

Ding! Ding! Ding!

Liam: Ladies and gentlemen! The referee has no other alternative but to rule this match a NO CONTEST!

The crowd is booing this decision as security and paramedics swarm onto the scene to check on and tend to both the Dying Breed as well as the Monstimals!

Rob: Those watching at home, we’re being told that Gianni and Lexa are backstage talking about the outcome of this match. Because of the nature of the ring. We must end the show earlier than scheduled. Omasa vs Tazu for the GRIME Nightmare Championship as well as Gold vs Cyan vs Kaos vs Earl for the TV title will have to take place next week. As WGN will use the rest of this time to brings you a sitcom classic, Cheers!