[Andrew]

 BILL BARNHART’S DEBUT IN SIN CITY WRESTLING

NARRATOR:  Hi I am the Narrator Bill Barnhart hired to give you lead in information for his comments in his segments. You don’t need to know my name as I will be known as simply Narrator. Since Bill is going to debut in his first match in Sin City Wrestling I will turn the air time over to him and his family at their home in Lawrenceville, Georgia.

The scene opens with a shot of Bill Barnhart, Bea Barnhart, sitting on the couch in their living room, and their English Bulldog Iris, who is sitting on the floor, at their home in Lawrenceville Georgia. The cameraman informs them they are live broadcasting so Bill opens with comments.

BILL BARNHART:  Welcome to our home in Lawrenceville, Georgia. Recently I signed on to work in Sin City Wrestling. Now that I am active on the roster I have been assigned to debut in a wrestling match against Mark Cross at Climax Control 244 on August 4, 2019, at the Pico Rivera Sports Arena in  Pico Rivera, California. Before I go into comments on the match I would like to introduce my family to you. First I wish to introduce my lovely wife Bea.



BILL BARNHART:   Ha ha ha ha ha!!! Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho!!! Har har har har har!!! Oh, Bea, please tell me that is a joke!

BEA BARNHART:  I don’t know if it is or now but she said she believes this happened concerning your opponent.

BILL BARNHART:  Mark Cross did you actually get in front of a camera, in front of fans, and in front of other wrestlers, and make the claim that you will quickly, easily, and soundly defeat me? Seriously? I doubt you are capable of beating off while watching a porn movie so for damn sure you are not going to beat me at anything. Then again I guess there is one thing you are capable of beating me at and that would be you can beat me at how short a time you are involved in our wresting match before you lose the match. Hell, man, I may even defeat you before the sound of the Timekeeper’s bell stops ringing. I might break the Sound Barrier by how quickly I defeat you! So, Mark, please enjoy the rest of your time leading up to our match at Climax Control 244. Enjoy this pre-match time while you can because you will not enjoy even one second of pleasure during our match.

BEA BARNHART:  Thanks for joining us in our home for this presentation. See you all in Pico Rivera on August 4, 2019 at Climax Control 244.

The cameraman calls into the Network to inform them that Bill and Bea are done with their comments for today. The Network tells the cameraman to stay focused on them until the scene transitions to regularly scheduled programming. The cameraman complies with the instructions from the Network and after a few moments the Network switches to regularly scheduled programming.