RP Title: “Really? Again?!”
Following a successful defense of the Honor Wrestling Legacy Championship against Ella Singleton two weeks ago Jessie was all set to move on to her next challenger even stating a desire to defend the title against Alicia Lukas, the woman who held the title before Jessie but never lost it due to her vacating the title to focus on the Honor Wrestling World Title, however Ella Singleton had different ideas as she challenged Jessie to a third title match at High Stakes and this time around it would be Hardcore Rules.
And what was even more infuriating for Jessie was the fact that it worked! Ella was now challenging Jessie for the third title match in a row at High Stakes! Can Jessie win the match, retain the title and finally shut up Ella once and for all? Well if her past success against Ella is any indication than the answer is yes but stranger things have happened in SCW!
Arizona-Sonora Desert Museum, Tucson, Arizona
Friday the 2nd of November 2018, 16:00pm
How did I get talked into this?
No, I’m not talking about my title match against Ella Singleton (yet), I didn’t exactly get talked into that so much as the bosses made the match without asking me if I accepted her challenge or not and even went with her suggestion for the stipulation for the match, no I’m talking about the museum that Jake has dragged us too and to be clear, I’m talking about my brother Jake and not Jake Raab, not sure how you’d confuse the two since one is 6ft 10 and has super long dreadlocks and the others Jake Raab but I digress!
What was I talking about again? Oh yeah, the museum we’ve been dragged too.
Put it simply, Jake found out about this place through our usual method (namely Googling “Things to do in *insert place where I’ll be wrestling here*) and after discarding the initial idea of doing an escape room because we weren’t sure how to fit a promo around it he dragged us out here, I’ve never been so bored in my entire life and I’ve sat through enough J2H promos/Twitter rants to last me through two lifetimes.
Still not as boring as facing Ella Singleton AGAIN!
“Come on guys, it’s not that bad.” Jake commented as we walked through the museum/zoo hybrid, thing that he had dragged us too. “You’ve learned some interesting stuff.”
“Yes, I’ve learned that there are things more boring than J2H since he left SCW!” I responded as I rolled my eyes whilst we walked through the area. “I hope to god the gift shop has something good for us to take back to California in two weeks!”
“Speaking of California, what are we doing for the elections next week?” Shane chimed in and I glanced over my shoulder at him. “I looked up the driving distance from Arizona to California and it would take us twelve hours to get back home, vote and then get back, in other words, unless we stay the night back home and come back in the morning we’d be a car crash waiting to happen.”
“Then we’ll do that, if we leave early Monday morning we can be back home by the late evening and then we can stay the night, vote in the morning and come back.” I responded after thinking for a moment and the boys nodded in agreement with my plan of attack, however I couldn’t help but shake my head as it dawned on me. “Fucking hell, this place is so boring that I’d rather talk about politics than this place!”
“Well to be fair, it is election season.” Jake pointed out and I nodded once I realized that he had a point. “And the sooner we can get that idiot out of the white house the better.”
“Just remind me to wear the Municipal Waste Donald Trump t-shirt on Tuesday.” I responded with a nod and the boys shook their heads at my idea. “Oh, come on, is there a better time for me to wear that shirt? Yeah, I didn’t think so!”
“At least you’d be able to kick the asses of any Trump Supporters that take issue with your shirt, and knowing how thin skinned they are, that’ll be all of them.” Jake responded with a frown before sighing. “You know what? You have a point Jess, let’s head somewhere else.”
“I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I’d rather be at a Justin Bieber concert than this place.” I responded with a nod before following the guys out of the museum, however I did opt to hang back a bit once we were back in the parking lot and that was for one reason. “Guys I’m going to go ahead and get my promo done for week one.”
“Sure, we’ll wait for you in the car.” Shane responded before the boys hopped in the car and I leaned against the car as I got ready to do my promo.
“Ever since the bullshit title shot ban was enacted back in April, I’ve been hearing the same thing from my co-workers in SCW, “how dare Jessie try to advance her career by campaigning for World Bombshell Title Shots”, not those exact words but you get the general idea, flash forward a few months and I’m defending this title.” I said as I patted the Honor Wrestling Legacy Championship that was over my shoulder. “Against Ella Singleton who demanded this title shot after I had beaten her twice, in a row, by claiming that I had my hand on her tights!”
I said as I rolled my eyes.
“Just going to put this out there, if no one calls out Ella for demanding a title shot after doing the same to me then they are massive fucking hypocrites! That said, really? Again?! And that’s the best excuse you can come up with Ella?! I’ve heard worse excuses from fifth graders after I beat them at an online game but then you went and made it a No Holds Barred Match just for the hell of it! Well Ella, I hope your happy because after I beat the shit out of you live on PPV for the whole world to see I don’t see Brooke or the bosses giving you another shot as long as I hold this title!”
It’s that simple.
“I beat you at Zero Hour II to retain the title, I beat you again at the following week’s Climax Control to retain the title, am I the only one seeing a pattern here? I’d almost say that you remind me of, well, me, Ella but at least when I campaigned for shots at the World Bombshell Championship I waited a while in between title shots, you? You couldn’t even wait a fucking week before you went on TV and used that lame, cliched excuse to get a shot! Yes, I grabbed your tights during the match but only after you did the same thing throughout your last title match!”
This is a joke!
“Even then, I didn’t need to grab the tights to kick your ass Ella because as I’ve proven two times already, you can’t beat me! And I’ll prove that again in two weeks’ time when I beat you for the third, and final if I have anything to say about it, time in a row because I have other, much more qualified women who I’d much rather defend this title against, like Alicia Lukas as I mentioned last week on Climax Control after she joined the long list of people who have beaten Parand Ara!
And with that I decided to wrap things up.
“You know, at least when I demanded title shots, I did it with some title reigns on my resumé’ but Ella? She’s had one match in SCW against me for the Honor Wrestling Legacy Championship and the fact that I retained said title should be obvious because I’m holding the title right now! Ella, take it from me, if you keep this up the rest of the roster will get sick of you in no time flat and I’m getting sick of defending this title against you as well! This is the Heavy Metal Angel Jessie Salco signing off! Ella, you know what they say about those who don’t learn from history? They are doomed to repeat it! In the meantime, I’m going to wait for someone to call you out on your bullshit!”
I entered the car as the scene fades.