[Eyesnsnae]

 Rocky Mountains is walking through the back hallway holding a microphone while a camera capturing her her doing so.  As she passes by a door it opens suddenly causing her to jump and gasp a bit.  The open door reveals Eyesnsane walking through the door coming inside the building from the parking lot.  He is shirtless and has his hands and wrists wrapped in red tape along with his feet and ankles.  He’s wearing black gy pants with a black belt around his waist as he walks through the door and right up to Rocky realizing she is there he leans in close to her dipping his head just a bit to speak into the microphone she is clutching to herself still from the shock of the door opening.  


Eyesnsane: It’s alright to get excited when Eyesnsane walks into the room you are in, this is a very natural response.  Now you’ve been sent back here to interview the new SCW World Heavyweaight champion and here I am.  Now, I’m even going to do you the favor of making this interview of the night.


Eyesnsane stands straight up, as Rocky extends her arm holding the microphone toward Eyesnsane.  After a brief moment it looks as if she is going to say something but, Eyesnsane takes the microphone away from her…


Eyesnsane: Ummm, ok.


Eyesnsane stands in front of Rocky, and speaks into the microphone.


Eyesnsane: Ladies and gentlemen, we are privileged at this time to be graced by the awe inspiring presence of the, Eyesnsane.  Eyesnsane thank you on behalf of myself and all the fans watching…


Boo’s come from the crowd.  Eyesnsane steps over to where he was standing just a moment before.


Eyesnsane: You all are very welcome, though we must be brief, after all these fans are not here to watch me talk.  They are here to watch me deliver elbows to the faces, all of there damn faces, every last one of them, over and over, and over.


Eyesnsane moves in front of Rocky again.


Eyesnsane: Do you have anything to say about the rumors on social media of you co starring in an adult film?


Eyesnsane steps back to where he was while raising the microphone one more time.


Eyesnsane: Let’s say I had a very large part in a film recently of a rather adult themed nature.  But you see that’s not what this is about, that’s not what tonight is about, that’s not what this battleroyal is about.  No, at least six of us are here for one very specific reason.  As you are all well aware I, Eyesnsane am being made to compete in a six man battle royal.  

Her lowers his head for a moment.


Eyesnsane: What is it with damn battle royals this month?  Oh, well I am signed to more than one company, and in fairness this one only has five folks as compared to thirty so it should be both easier and shorter, since I already had a warmer up, some days ago.

He shakes his head while still looking down disapprovingly.  Then lifts his head while standing straight up again


Eyesnsane: This night is about the SCW World championship.  Tonight is about surviving an over the top rope battle royal that becomes a pinfall match for the last two, with the one scoring the win becoming the champion. I’d get the recognition I so surely deserve.  Ya know I just came from the strip not to long ago.  You should see what the odds are on me winning this match.  Let’s just say anybody courageous enough to bet on me winning will come up when my hand gets raised later.   These people, those people out there in the lot and in the grass just hanging out all those people are here to see Eyesnsane underdog status or not beat some ass like it ain’t never been beat before and if they're not, then I could careless because it’s what’s going to happen.  There will be no Cinderella story, no fan favorite over coming all the odds and obstacles, no in the end what you will see, what you will all be forced to see is me!  With the referee raising one arm, with the Bad Boys all around me.  As I bring the ship to the Bad Boy camp!  So, get ready for the worst case scenario, because it’s now only moments away from happening.


He lowers the microphone and takes a step to the left and then two to the right.  His breathing has gotten heavier.



Eyesnsane: I’ve long since given up caring about those who doubt my talent and skill.  I know what I can do, I show up not to talk and talk about nothing, about who I’m screwing, of what I ate for damn dinner.  Yall could careless about that crap.  Just like I don’t care what I have to do to survive this entire deal but I am going to do any and everything to do it.  Look in these eyes.  I’m not here to play games, to pander to the crowd or hock merchandise.  Tonight, I shock SCW, the world and all the know it all’s that give me no shot in winning the shock of their lives.  I am the new SCW World Heavyweight Champion, fulfilling my destiny!


Lowering the microphone…


Eyesnsane: Oh yeah, you’re welcome.


He drops the microphone and walks away down the hallway as the camera shot fades to black.