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Time To Get This Work!
You know this past week has been absolutely amazing. The stakes couldn’t be any higher this week! Okay so maybe that is probably the most cliché thing I have ever said while trying to incorporate the title of the Supercard into a blog but being in Los Angeles always brings out a big fight feel to me. Because it’s the city that made me. It’s the city that took me in and I face my biggest challenge yet because at the very last supercard of the year. Jessie Salco wants what I have and she better get ready to bring a whole war because I will be damned if she is going to come into my city and take away what I worked so hard to achieve.
You get what I just said?! I said I worked hard for my championship belt but Jessie Salco wouldn’t understand that because everything she says is full of contradictions, and she can’t even say two sentences without contradicting something she said. Such as talking me up about winning a tournament and how I had to earn my place in the main event scene then following up with I am a spoiled brat who has no idea how to earn things. Things just fall into my lap.
Right… Because that makes a whole lot of sense. To be quite honest I never really liked Jessie Salco. I never liked her since I came into this company and it’s because she seems to be a woman who has her head far up her own ass. She thinks herself to be this great amazing wrestler but the only reason why she got to where she is, is because she hasn’t crossed my path yet. She had no issue burying Vargas trying to convey to me that she is washed up.
But despite how bitchy I might have been as of lately. Despite what I might say in front of a camera to be truthful as I have always stated in the past Vargas is one of my closest friends behind the scenes. As a matter of fact she is one of the people who brought me into this company. She and I had a tag team title run in another company a long time ago. She might be a lot of things but she just beat me a month ago. She has a win over the current champion which is me but yet she’s still a has been?
No that doesn’t make her a has been. That makes her someone who has a credible claim to being in line for a championship opportunity but yet you can’t see that because you are too blindly by the bs that is spewing out of your mouth. She’s more qualified to get a shot then you are.
Yet you got this title opportunity by calling Mark Ward and asking him for a shot! So let me get this straight you begged to get this opportunity?! You had to beg for a chance to be in the ring with me and then want to act like we both had to do what we had to do to get this shot?
No let me school you really quick. I have never had to beg for anything in my career in this company. Never have and never will because I am confident in my own ability and in the management here to know that I will be rewarded when the time is right. As far as schooling you goes well.
World Bombshell Shot #1 I earned because I defeated the number one contender a few weeks prior. It’s hard to not make a case when you flat out beat a major contender before their big title match. Shot # 2 Mercedes got pinned in that big triple threat. It wasn’t me so during the biggest Bombshell tournament of all time I was given a shot because the company felt I deserved it. Did I ask for that shot?
Nope… It was simply given to me because they felt I earned it. Shot number 3 I won the Blast From The Past tournament. Had an impressive winning record this year but the main fact is I earned my shot. So there another shot that I had earned. Shot #4 Since what was supposed to be my one on one shot was compromised by Sam Marlowe asking for her rematch clause I was finally given my overdue shot and you know what happened when it was an one on one affair?
I flat out beat Sam Marlowe. I didn’t use some underhanded tactic. I didn’t cheat to win. I didn’t do what was needed to win. I simply went out to that ring and won. I locked on my Withering Rose and she passed out. Which means in theory I EARNED the title.
I don’t know where you get this notion that I need to do what I need to do to preserve my title claim. My wrestling ability can do me that much.
Take a look at my matches and you will see that I have fought to the best of my abilities in all of my matches. I went out there with a purpose and I simply won. Am I a bitch? Well duh but I have a right to be so because I know I am the best damn talent on the whole roster and nobody can take that away from me. That’s why I don’t run away from the hard challenges in this company.
That’s why I continuously call out the likes of Mikah and women like her because you can’t make claims at being the best until you go out there and beat the best. The title that is around my waist is a testament to all of my hard work, and I am not going to let that get flushed down the drain against a woman who had to beg just to get here.
Remember you are3 the one who could have had this shot a long time ago but you couldn’t beat Keira. You got beat! And you want to throw up what you did in the Chamber in somebody’s face like it means something. Bitch I was in that match and I was the woman that WON it! So why does any of that even matter to me?!
It really doesn’t but you wouldn’t care because in your eyes it’s all about what you did. It’s all about what you plan to do and that doesn’t fly with me. I have been champion for a very long time and I won’t be able to rest until I get past what Mikah did with the title so I can write my name in history as being the absolute best. You on the other hand want to live in this land of make believe. In this land where you think you have what it takes to beat me well let me ask you what even gives you the belief that you are going to beat me inside of the ring?
What really makes you believe that things are going to go in your favor in Los Angeles of all places? Please answer that question because I really want to know?
While you try to find a way to contradict yourself again I will be doing what I do best. Going down to that ring. Kicking yet some more ass and emerging victorious with another win under my belt. There’s a reason why I am the World Bombshell Champion. I didn’t get here by chance. I got here because I fucking earned it, and at High Stakes I am going to give you the business.
My birthday falls the following Sunday and it would absolutely wreck my birthday if I lost to the likes of you the week prior.
So bring it Jessie… Give me everything you got, and let it be known that I will be waiting… See you on Sunday….
Off Camera
Malibu, California
With SCW in Los Angeles for High Stakes, Rose Productions thought it would be wise to capitalize on the rise of their biggest star, owner, and SCW World BombShell Champion Crystal Millar. Crystal smiled as there were some fans that had gathered around the set. The champion couldn’t help but run over towards them as she took photos and signed various autographs. She was forced to smile as the fans were in for a lucky treat today. Her in her bikini and it was such a rare shot to have. Across the beach, a director sighed as he motioned her over. She smiles and waves to her fans. “Alright time to start filming now. I need all of you to keep it quiet. We do want this to be a success, right?” Everyone cheered in return as the World Champion sprinted over to the director in the sand.
The director couldn’t help but sigh as he looked back at Crystal. “Is there a reason why we aren’t on a closed set?! Are all of these people necessary?!” He sighed as he glanced back at her. She cracks a wicked grin as she shrugged her shoulders. “What can I say these people adore me. Plus I am defending my championship in Los Angeles! Of course all of my fans are going to show up!. VIP all access pass to the filming. Special first screening. Didn’t you get the memo that my company is trying to make money or were you not informed?!”
Crystal says evilly as the secretary for Rose Productions who doubles as Crystal’s personal assistant walks over towards the both of them. Chloe Martin has a clipboard on her hand as Crystal smiles back at the director. “Anyway can we get on with the filming now. Isn’t this the part where I get to lay out in the sun. Show everyone my beautiful bikini body and the fans are in for a real treat!”
The Silver Screen Queen chuckles but the Director just smirks as he looks back at Crystal. “Actually you didn’t get the revision to the script did you?! As per Matt Stone he wanted there to be a big chase in the ocean. We got the boat coming. Just need you to look like a helpless woman who can’t swim as you get thrown into the ocean! Your assistant should have given you the rewrite…”
Chloe seems nervous as she looks back at Crystal. “I was trying to get in contact with you all day Mrs. Millar but you seemed to be busy doing everything else… I am sorry…”
Crystal eyes open wide up as she looked back at the Director. “Like I can’t swim?! YOU KNOW DAMN WELL I CAN’T SWIM! It wouldn’t even be acting at that point!”
Chloe shakes her head. “But don’t you own your own pool?! I thought you could swim!”
“Chloe my pool is filled with a lot of salt water… It makes it kinda hard to drown in… Besides it’s easy to not drown in a pool that matches my height! Where the hell is Matt at anyway! I thought I was to be notified of any changes to the script! Am I going to get a stunt double at least?!”
The director shakes his head. “I thought you were Crystal Millar… A woman that was above stunt doubles. A woman who could do everything on her own. Besides Mr. Stone said you would be delighted to play this part. Bikini body, tapped mouth thrown into the ocean with the rest of the fish. He said you would feel at home. After all this is your big homecoming right?!”
Crystal crosses her arms as she taps her feet into the sand. “WHERE THE HELL IS THIS PIECE OF SHIT!”
“Can you keep it down, I’m on the phone.” Came the voice of her co-star from within a camper about twenty feet away from the set, it had blended in so well with the rest of the beach that Crystal hadn’t given it a second thought until just now. She stood there, mouth open as the man made his way out the door towards them, wearing nothing but swimming trunks and a pair of dark sunglasses, holding a cell phone to his head.
“No, we haven’t even started shooting yet, still waiting on the boat to get here, but I didn’t expect too much coming from Rose Productions…” The disdain on his tongue from saying that is quite noticeable. “So right now we’re just waiting on that and Hilton’s throwing a bitch fit, probably because the sand doesn’t bring out her eyes properly or some other nonsense, I’ve told you how difficult she is to work with before.”
Crystal couldn’t help but storm her way over to where Matt was at. She speared him to the ground planting him right into the sand as she hovered over him looking down into his eyes. “I don’t give a damn if you are on the phone or not. You have some serious explaining to do. This is supposed to be my big homecoming yet you insist on embarrassing me in front of my beloved city. Care to explain along with these so called revisions…”
The director smiled as he looked at Crystal. “Good… Great… This is exactly what I wanted to see for after the big chase. Mind you the roles are going to be reversed….”
Crystal’s eyes opened wide up. “What do you mean reversed?!” The director smiles. “Well you know the hero rescues the damsel in distress and I think you know what happens next…” Crystal seems befuddled as she looks at Matt.
“You mean a shot with me and him… And…. no! Just no!”
Matt’s too busy coughing, holding his stomach to make a joke right now about Crystal being on top of him, although the last time Crystal was on top of him didn’t go so well for him either, as he recalled. He tried to at least sit up and catch his breath from the deep shoulder he took in the abdomen, looking around for his phone, finding in under some sand. “What are you bitching about?” He finally was able to say, turning his phone off.
“Oh I don’t know… These rewrites you wanted done to the script. Such as a boat chase with me getting thrown into the ocean…. I am supposed to believe that you are just going to dive into the ocean and rescue me?! I don’t care how safe this might be or whatever. But what do you have to gain from tormenting me. You saw how I conquered in Ottawa. You perhaps trying to make me look down in Los Angeles. What’s your game Matthew?! What do you have to accomplish out of any of this. Explain yourself right now…”
“My game?” He asks, pushing her back enough so he can actually get up, people taking lots of photos of this. “My game is to make money, idiot. You think people come to movies to watch people sit and talk on the beach? Anyone can do that, look around you, there are hundred of people doing that right now for God’s sake! People go to movies to see action, to escape the pathetic reality they find themselves in every day and what is it that people don’t do everyday?” He waits for a few seconds expecting her to fill it in, but of course the doesn’t. “They don’t have boat chases or rescue people, feel like they’ve made a real difference. So that’s my game, if you want to call it that. Be successful, it just makes sense if you want those dollars and cents.” neat little catchphrase he made up on the spot, not bad.
“And you are probably getting all excited about me in a bikini aren’t you?!” She smiles rising off of his chest as she points to her butt. “You like seeing this up close don’t you?!” She smiles as she runs her fingers through her hair. “”Making money off of my dime…. You think you won again…. Well I go through with this script because it’s my big movie comeback. It’s my big return to the big screen. You should feel lucky to be my co star. You might be made relevant…”
Chloe shakes her head. “Ummm Miss Millar wasn’t he already relevant from all of the tabloids of you having an affair… Or trying to have an affair with him and cheat on your husband. It’s kinda easy for him to get one up on you when you make yourself look bad…” She sighs as she smiles at Matt.
Crystal shakes her head as Chloe walks over towards Matt. “Hi there Mr. Stone.. I am Chloe. Huge fan of yours and all of your work. I am the one who chose you for the all about Crystal Millar challenge, and I might have said something to the board about your work. It’s hard not to follow you! Considering I am from Gatineau. You are like an idol!”
Crystal opens her eyes in disgust. “Wait a minute… You are from Canada?!”
Matt ignores Crystal, taking Chloe’s hand and shaking it. “Please to meet you Chloe, apologies for my appearance, have to stay in character.” He says, pointing at his chiseled body, brushing off some of the sand from Crystal’s spear. “It’s always nice to meet a fan, such an attractive one at that, maybe we should be getting you in a bikini as an extra.” He gives her a wink, looking her up and down.
Chloe nods her head. “I would love that… Although Crystal get’s annoyed every time I even try to do something constructive for her!”
“NO! That’s always because you try to take my damn spotlight. I am the star! It’s my studio! I am the one with the World Championship and you are striving off of my success. You should be lucky I decided to take you under my wing. Not many people can say they are the assistant of a wrestling great. Now I am sorry to interrupt your little Canadian reunion and you can get all giddy off of maple syrup and stuff like that! But this is Los Angeles. Hollywood! The land of make believe! The land where I can build you all into stars and…”
Chloe sighs looking at Matt. “Does she always talk this much?!”
“Oh my God, you have no idea. She just doesn't shut up, if you think this is bad, you should try taking her out on a date sometime, she’ll just go on and on and on while you're trying to figure out if you can stab yourself properly with the butter knife.” Matt rolls his eyes, turning his back on Crystal to try and tune her out and speak with Chloe. “So is there a mister Crystal’s assistant?”
“No… Not really I am single and…” Crystal cuts in as she steps in between the two of them. “No you aren’t going to hit on MY assistant! So why don’t we just go on with the filming already. The sooner we get it done the sooner we can get to the better part of the film…” Finally a little motor boat arrives as Crystal seems annoyed.
“Really the chase is in THIS?! I thought I would have been on a yacht like Eva Mendes was in 2 fast 2 Furious but the best we can do is a small motorboat! Do you all really want me to get seasick?!”
The director walks over. “Well at least due to Matt’s great thinking you beating tied up along with your mouth covered will prevent any accidents during the film. “And I wouldn’t worry about you going into the ocean Matt says he’s a really strong swimmer so he will have you taken care of. If there are any issues we have the best swimmers that Hollywood can buy jump in to save you. This is your chance to really captivate audiences Crystal. You ready?!”
“Of course I am ready after all I am THE SILVER SCREEN QUEEN!!!!!!!!”
Matt mouths “call me” to Chloe as Crystal breaks them up, turning to pay attention to this ever-so important conversation with the director. “Okay, hold up.” He interjects himself. “If she’s going to blow chunks, maybe we should have someone else in the scene. Or, even better, in the movie s a whole, like that cute blonde girl over there, she can’t be much different than this one and I don’t want to have to deal with sick people.”
“Whoa you need me in this movie Matt!” Crystal crosses her arms as she grabs Matt and proceeds to make out with him before she pulls away. “Besides I bet she can’t do that! It wouldn’t be as authentic as me, and this is to promote ME! So I will be your damsel in distress and you will rescue me you got that!” She begins to poke Matt in the chest hard.
The director sighs. “But a minute ago you said you weren’t going to be a damsel and….”
“JUST SHUT UP!!! I am not going to let some skinny Canadian Bitch replace me… So go on Matt you need me. You know we could put on a great movie together. Somebody tie me up and duct tape my mouth. I’ll show you some amazing acting!”
“I’ve been waiting a year for her to say that.” Matt says outloud, wiping away some saliva from his mouth from that kiss. “Okay, if we’re going to do this, I wanna get this done in one take, do you know your lines, Crystal? I know how hard it is for you to remember things…” He fires back sarcastically.
“Of course I know my lines! I am tied up with duct tape over my mouth because of the rewrite! I don’t even say anything. I just sit there in a bikini… Wait a minute…. Can’t I have a little more clothes. This just seems to be too much in Matt’s little fantasy world…”
The director shakes his head. “I hardly believe an undercover cop would have time to change into something else after she’s been kidnapped.. Why don’t you just go with the flow. It won’t be that bad after all all the cameras are on you Ms. Millar…”
“Fine let’s start the filming and go from there.”
Matt’s looking at Crystal the entire time she’s talking, looking her up and down as if thinking about something. “Actually, hang on, maybe she does need something else. Can we get her some nose plugs? Last thing we want is for some water to get up that big schnoz of hers.”
Crystal smiles as she looks back at Matt. “Awww look at you being concerned about me drowning. Maybe you aren’t that bad, but I am putting a lot of trust into you Matt… A LOT OF TRUST! And I swear on everything. You screw me over… I will haunt you for the rest of your life. That’s a promise.”
“Riiiiight, not wanting you to drown, that’s my main concern, making sure you don’t drown. And don’t worry Crystal, I have no reason not to make sure you’re perfectly safe, you’re my meal ticket after all, right?” He gives her a wink before heading off to get his make-up touched up for the scene.
Crystal however followed him as Chloe was right behind him. “So Matt you ready for your big debut on the big screen. I know we haven’t always seen eye to eye but if this goes right we could be in for a lot of money. People love seeing us fight so this could really be a blockbuster! Since we have to actually work together to make a great production together.!”
She smiled as she stayed by his side meanwhile. Chloe angrily stood on the other side of him. “So you really think I am cute enough to be an extra?!”
“BACK OFF CHLOE! Shouldn’t you be doing something resourceful with your time?!”
“Well working for you it’s hard to know what’s considered resourceful!” The two females just stare daggers at one another as Matt is left in the middle.
“Don’t worry Chloe, she doesn’t actually know the meaning of the word resourceful, I’m pretty sure she meant productive. But talking to me is productive, she just doesn’t know that, And yes, I think you’re cute enough for an extra, maybe even more than that. All you need is an opportunity, this could be it.” He says, thinking, ignoring Crystal’s comments.
Chloe smiles as she wraps her arm with Matt’s arm while Crystal wraps herself with the other arm. “Get off of him we both are Canadian!” “No you get off he’s my CO STAR… Go find your own FriEnemy!” The two women argue back and forth as they each find themselves getting closer to Matt. As they keep arguing all the way over to where the make up station is.
“Ladies, ladies, there’s plenty of me to go around, there’s no need to get grabby. We have this scene to do, then maybe we can go back to my trailer and get grabby.” He says with a wide smirk, actually loving this right now.
“Good I’ll go get ready and wear the best bikini ever for this scene!”
Chloe grins as she looks at Matt. “And I’ll change into something more suitable so I can be an extra…” Both women hug on Matt as they walk away but as soon as they do. They begin to fight with one another in the sand as the fans in the background begin to whistle as the two females roll around trying to get the best of one another.
Matt just stands there, watching the two of them go at it, he’s never been one to break up a cat fight. He does start to get closer though, not to break it up, oh no, he just wants a better view of the action.
The girls continue to fight one another as there are cat calls everywhere. Chloe tugs at Crystal as Crystal yanks at her assistant’s hair. Eventually however Chloe yanks a little too hard on Crystal’s bikini top and it comes off. Crystal’s face seems to be in shock as she covers up and tries to run away as her paparazzi following snap photo after photo in the background.
“NO YOU STOP THAT NO PHOTOS!!!!!!”
Matt can’t help but laugh, taking out his own phone and taking his own picture as she makes her get away. He walks over to Chloe, offering her a hand to help her up. “Okay, you are definitely my favourite of her assistants.”
“How about we do lunch Mr. Stone! It would be an honour!” She smiles as Crystal is already in her camper trying to hide out of the public eye.
“Yeah, we probably have time before she’s ready to do anything, sounds like a good idea to me.” He flashes a smile, waving to some of the people who aren’t trying to get photos inside of Crystal’s camper. Linking arms with Chloe, the two of them walk down the beach for some food.
Off Camera
Malibu California
We find ourselves in the little camper of Crystal Millar and it is there where we are able to see Zelda Clark shaking her head at Crystal. She offers a long sigh as she stares deeply into Millar’s eyes. “Why do you continuously put yourself through so much torture?! You are Crystal Millar! You shouldn’t be worried with dealing with all of that nonsense.”
Zelda says with a sigh as she looks back at her friend. Crystal however puts oner her clothes as she looks back at Zelda.
“I honestly don’t know… Every time I get around him I don’t know what comes over me. It’s almost as if I become so possessive…” Crystal sighs as Zelda nods her head in agreement.
“Well you shouldn’t he’s a jerk!”
“Well he’s my co star… I have to work with him!” Crystal cries out in return as Zelda just shakes her head. “Well you might be co stars but that still doesn’t mean you have to like fawn over him. You are a married woman for Christ sakes! And you wonder why you aren’t nominated for a couple of the year award. You have a perfect husband at your home why don’t you focus on him….”
Crystal just shrugs her shoulders as she looks away. “Or maybe Matt isn’t the issue. Maybe you are the issue! You can’t help yourself. You have to be the center of attention wherever you go!”
Crystal shakes her head in disbelief as she stares daggers right into Zelda. “That’s not true… I don’t always have to be in at the center of attention. Just prefer to be in the spotlight for most of the time.”
“You want to know why you found yourself topless on the beach?! It’s because you don’t like it when people that fawn over other females that aren’t you!”
“OKAY SO I HAVE INSECURITY ISSUES! There’s nothing wrong with that Zelda! I am sure a lot of people have those same kind of issues!” Crystal yells back in return but Zelda sighs as she looks back at Crystal.
“Well it’s a problem when this happens!” Zelda pulls out her phone as she cycles through some things sighing as she continues to speak. “You will get your fame although I doubt it’s the type you want right before a major show…” She shows her phone off to Crystal as the World Bombshell Champion seems to be in shock as she glances at the phone.
“What the hell is this?!”Crystal looks annoyed as Zelda sighs in return. “Well your little fight on the beach got you noticed by the tabloids. Seems like they are already working up the story of you topless!”
“So what Zelda… It’s Hollywood people make up a lot of stuff… It’s not like anybody is going to believe that those shots are actually real…”
“Well considering there are so many witnesses because you tried to promote your movie in conjunction with the supercard in town…It’s hard to deny it as being fake… Look I know what it seems like Crystal. Whenever something doesn’t go your way you just blow it off like it’s not important and try to move on from it but you can’t keep on doing that. It’s going to eventually catch up to you and I rather not see one of my best friends have this massive nervous breakdown because her head wasn’t on straight… You need to focus Crystal… Stop doing that!”
“Doing what exactly?!”
“Trying to get all of these guys to fawn over you! Trying to get all of this attention! You are better than that. Everybody knows you are better than that! So just cut it out and focus on you instead of somebody else…”
“FINE!!!!! I will God you know you can be so demanding at times?!”
Crystal cracks an evil grin. “So you sure you don’t wanna be in a movie?!”
“NO I TOLD YOU NO! I don’t care about what it’s about the answer is still no!”
“Well how about my promo video… Just interview like you normally would…”
Crystal smiles evilly as she look back at Zelda.
“Why are you smiling like that?! Crystal you better answer me!” Crystal just continues to smile as we fade out on these two.
On Camera
At The Skatepark In Malibu
The cameras come into focus and as they do we are treated to the sight of Zelda Clark standing in front of a camera with a microphone in her hands. She smiles looking deeply into the heart of the cameras as she begins to speak.
Zelda: Hello everyone this is Zelda Clark and I am right here in the heart of Malibu. We are only a few days away from High Stakes, and joining me today is the one and only…. World Bombshell Champion Crystal Millar! Crystal said she was going to do an interview and it’s just a matter of waiting for her to ar…..
All of a sudden we can see someone on a skateboard making their way over to where Zelda Clark is currently at. Has to move out of the way as the person on the skateboard throws the SCW World Bombshell Championship at her. Zelda catches it as the woman goes down into the skatepark. She does jumps up doing a trick as she tries to skateboard up the wall but ends up falling flat on her ass.
Crystal: Total bummer dude… You can say it’s a total WIPEOUT BRO!!!!!!
Zelda: Crystal are you okay?!
Crystal smiles as she shows off her wig which is jet black hair. She grabs her skateboard as she jumps up to where Zelda is and stands next to her.
Zelda: What is wrong with you?!
Crystal: Far out dude! My name is Jessie Salco I was just blasting my Metallica album while I was trying to do a switchie on a skateboard. Hit those REAL HARD TRICKS BROOOOOO… And after I am done going to grab my surfboard hit those nice ice cold waves. Hang ten and ride off into the sunset!
Zelda: You better not! You can’t even swim!
Crystal: It doesn’t matter if I can or not because it’s going to be a massive celebration dude!!!! Going to listen to some hard heavy metal. Go talk it up with my friends maybe smoke some weed. Chill right in the heart of a pit and just mosh it up! I might just stage dive too… I might not know how to swim but I can definitely dive!
Zelda: …
Crystal: What you saying I can’t do that! Look this Sunday at High Stakes the stakes couldn’t be higher for me DUDEEEEEE… I have this big match ahead of me and I called Mark Ward right on the phone. I told him PLEASEEEEEEEEEEE please give me a chance at Crystal Millar even though I clearly don’t deserve it! She’s been nothing short than amazing this year, and even though I had my chance in the Chamber of Fate. Even though Keira did beat me! Please let me have that shot!
Zelda: And what did he say?!
Crystal: He said… He said…. He said….
Crystal thinks about it as she takes off her wig and throws it to the side. She chucks the skateboard to the side as she snatches the World Bombshell Championship away from Zelda and holds it proudly in the air.
Crystal: To be honest it doesn’t really matter what he said because my name is Crystal Millar and I am going to talk about something called reality here. 12 years ago some hot shot teenager went to the heart of Mexico to learn howt o wrestle. Granted Jessie started when she was 18 but I started when I was 17 learning how to wrestle under my father. I became La Paloma or in other words the Dove. A woman who was ready to take the wrestling world by storm as she flapped her wings and soared over every one else.
Zelda: Think God you cut the theme promo thing idea quickly.
Crystal: Why?!
Zelda: That’s a surfer dude not a Metal head!
Crystal: Oh and I am sure you had your share of Metal Head concerts haven’t you?! Anyway before Iw as so RUDELY interrupted. This city made me. When you were trying to figure out who you wanted to date in high school or what new N Sync CD you wanted to buy! Spoiler Alert we all know you are a boy band fanatic at heart. I had graduated wrestling school and was with my husband at the time Todd Williams trying to figure out what kind of impact I would make in the wrestling world. During those days however I was only looked upon as being eye candy. There wasn’t a place for me in the ring only as an interviewer and as a valet.
Crystal sighs as she continues to speak.
Crystal: I did what I had to do to make my breakthrough in the business. I did the jobs that no one wanted to do. From there it was to competing in what were filler matches. Taking up space on a roster to offer cool down matches and refreshment breaks so people could get ready for the main events. It annoyed me to no end but I didn’t let it stop me. I got better. I kept pushing myself and then all of these all women companies opened up and the moment they did I found a home. I ascended to the top. I broke out of my shell and really became a force in the wrestling industry and it didn’t stop there. I kept on getting better. The Crystal brand became greater than I could ever imagine and I was able to establish myself in beautiful Los Angeles.
Crystal waves her fingers.
Crystal: But none of it was handed it to me. I had to earn every single thing I ever achieved and for you to try to tell me elsewise pisses me off because you don’t know what my struggle has been. You don’t know what it felt like to grow up in the slums of Detroit being raised by a single mother. Who was truthfully my aunt but she decided to adopt me because her little sister who was a dope fiend had to have a child that she couldn’t raise. But despite being a single mother with four kids of her own she took me in. She adopted me and she did her damn best to put food on the table. She did what she had to do to make sure her kids made something of themselves. My brother Mike made it into the NFL playing for the pros. So you could say he made it. My brother Steve went into the army and decided to fight for this country. My sister Esther is an absolute monster of a woman who has won her share of weightlifting competitions. My sister Cherrie got her doctorates and became a doctorate while managing to win World Championships in wrestling along the way. Not to mention carrying me to multiple tag team title reigns, and then of course there’s me.
Crystal takes a breath as she speaks again.
Crystal: The woman who is the poster child for a fucked up childhood. A girl who got pregnant at the age of 13 who dropped out of high school. Who had all of these softball scouts looking at her. Yet it didn’t stop me. I eventually made something of myself. You want to puff your chest out like you are the poster child for people with addictions who can overcome. Hell I was a severe alcoholic and I had gotten so bad I hit my own daughter with a car. It’s a very touchy subject. A part of my life I wish to forget but don’t try to act like you know the struggle. I am a woman who was birthed from a drug addiction. I was a woman who had to live with a woman trying to clean up her sister’s mess but yet here I am now making a comeback and I am at the best that I ever been at. You want to embarrass me in front of my friends and family. Bitch go *BLEEP* yourself because that’s something I just wont tolerate.
Crystal looks at her championship again as she stares into the heart of the camera.
Crystal: But oh no! Pint Size Powerhouse. People overlooked your size and you capitalized on it right? Yeah I got three inches on you so what but you got five pound on me so what does that say?! It says that it really doesn’t matter. What you should be worried about is what is going to happen as soon as the bell rings and you are standing face to face with the best female in the company today. It’s a matter of putting up or shutting up. Which do you plan to do? What are you going to do when you go toe to toe with me inside of that ring The time for saying what you are going to do is over Jessie. It’s time to be about it. Forget being Grand slam Champion material or you even World Bombshell Champion material? I will be happy to answer that for you… The answer is NO! No you definitely aren’t. Not now and not ever. As long as I am holding this championship around my shoulder you won’t come anywhere close to it.
Crystal smiles.
Crystal: Los Angeles, At High Stakes I will win this for all of you. Lights, Camera, Action… It’s SHOWTIME!!!!!!!!!!!!
With that Crystal smiles as she raises the championship belt high into the air as we slowly fade out on her.