SERIOUSLY?
NARRATOR: Seriously? Seriously? SERIOUSLY??? You know what that exclamation means when you say it sarcastically right? It means are you really that *bleeping* stupid that you believe you are entitled to something when you are not? Yeah that’s the situation we’ve experienced recently here in Sin City Wrestling. But I don’t go deeper into this subject as I will allow James Tuscini, and his Uncle-Manager Pinky del Ferrando, explain things to you.
The scene changes to that of James Tuscini and Pinky del Ferrando at the Jackass Bar & Grill Sports Bar in Prescott Valley, Arizona. Sandy Erwin, the fiancée of James, is also there since the location is not far from San Francisco. Since Sandy is doing Contracted work now she can work remotely from anywhere doing her Estate Planning consultations. The three are enjoying various flavors of chicken wings and they each are enjoying a beer.
JAMES: Can you believe Steve Ramone is once again yelling, screaming, complaining, and demanding that he gets another shot at the Roulette Title? Seriously?
PINKY: That boy is denser and a 20 foot thick wall made of lead.
JAMES: Ramone let me make this so perfectly clear that perhaps, just perhaps, you might be able to understand it. Remember on Sunday, May 1, 2016 at Climax Control 146 I defeated you for the Roulette Championship? That put me at 1-0 against you.
PINKY: Then, Steve, on Sunday, May 22, 2016, at Climax Control 149 James again defeated you in a successful defense of the Roulette Title? Yeah that put James up 2-0 against you.
JAMES: Then Management, who was feeling sorry for you at that time, felt you should get one additional shot at my Roulette Title so they sent you after me again, this time on Sunday, June 5, 2016 at Into the Void V. Do I really need to remind you that I defeated you again and successfully defended the Roulette Championship? Apparently I do need to keep bringing these things up as you apparently forget history. This win put me 3-0 against you Ramone.
PINKY: James is 3-0 against you Steve. Do you understand that James is 3-0 against you, 3-0 means undefeated, you are 0-3 against James meaning winless. What the hell do you not understand here? And still you feel you are qualified to challenge for the Roulette Title Belt again. SERIOUSLY???
JAMES: Let’s look at what Ramone has for a match at Climax Control 11. Ooooo, Ramone has a low-card match against Ryan Keys. Really impressive to be low on the card when you think you are all high and mighty eh Steve?
PINKY: I also remember TNA pounding his chest demanding another shot at the Roulette Title and then we see him challenging Despayre for the Internet Championship instead. And what did TNA get for a match at Climax Control 161? Chris Shipman. Oh man if Travis can get out of this match with his ass intact I will be surprised.
James, Pinky, and Sandy take a break from commenting to partake of the various flavors of wings and to enjoy their beer. Once satisfied with their food and drinks the comments continue.
SANDY: Speaking of seriously James you are seriously when you promised me recently that the next time you drop the Roulette Championship that you will give me an official marriage proposal?
JAMES: Have I lied to you yet?
SANDY: No.
JAMES: Well I’m not gonna start lying to you now.
The three continue devouring the wings and drinking their beer and they order more.
JAMES: Although I really wanted to defend my Roulette Championship again at Climax Control 161 it didn’t get assigned. What we have is me and Dmitri, as Unholy Alliance, facing off against Dying Breed consisting of Andrew Garcia and Ivan Darrell. Now, guys, can we get something out in the open right away? You two suck. You two defeated “former” Tag Team Champions who have been on a death spiral for a very long time. Had you defeated someone, you know, like the current Tag Team Champions Team BJ like we did, then maybe I might take you somewhat seriously. But to defeat two jokes of wrestlers in The Surf Boys, well, I don’t even want to make jokes about it since your match against them last week was a joke.
PINKY: I know what you’re thinking James. You can put off proposing to Sandy for another week since your Roulette Title isn’t on the line this week.
SANDY: Hey!
JAMES: The time will come someday Sandy just not this Sunday. Anyway back to Dying Breed. What an appropriate name. When I see the term Dying Breed it gives me the image of something about to become extinct. The Dodo bird was a dying breed and it is now extinct. Many other breeds went on their way to being no more. What you are going to find out on Sunday night is that Unholy Alliance is the team to beat in the Tag Team Division. If you don’t believe me you are welcome to talk to Ben Jordan and Jamie Dean and ask them if they defeated Unholy Alliance or if Unholy Alliance defeated them.
PINKY: Ivan, Andrew, you can go back and pull out the video archive of Climax Control 157, which was held on Sunday, August 28, 2016, and you can watch Dmitri and James defeat Jaime Dean and Ben Jordan. Unfortunately for them it was a non-Title match but they made an impact in the Tag Team Division and people are aware that Unholy Alliance is a threat to whoever happens to be Tag Champs when they challenge for the Belts. So you two honestly think that you can defeat us? Seriously?
JAMES: Now please excuse us as we would like to finish our wings and beer without having cameras shoved in our faces for the rest of the evening so we can finish our meal and drinks in peace before we return to the Prescott Valley Events Center to settle into our dressing room.
The cameraman sets up his camera for a slow fade out. While the scene is slowly fading out we see James pay the Server for their meal and hand them a very significant monetary tip for their great service. The trio finishes off their wings and beer and stand up from their table. The cameraman is able to keep focused on the three as they head for the door to catch a ride back to the Prescott Valley Events Center. The scene totally fades out just as the three exit the Jackass Bar & Grill.
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A LONG RIDE TO THE NEXT TOWN
A black Rolls Royce is riding the streets to the next town where SCW will be competing, a figure sitting in the back drinking red coloured liquid. The man is the vampire named Dmitri as he listens to some Jazz music that is playing on the radio. The driver in the front looks in the rear view mirror every now and then to check on his “passenger”
Wondering whether the myths were true???
Dmitri does not look into the rear view mirror to cross eyes with the young driver, as sweat starts to show on the side of his head.
Uhh… wh… what??
Dmitri rests his head against the seat before slowly putting the glass down on the glass holder next to him that prevents the glass from falling.
Oh you humans are so stubborn to relinquish the myths that you yourselves have created to fool little children. To scare them into believing that the night stalkers could not be seen in the reflection of a mirror. You just had to find out didn’t you??
I…. I…, I just wanted to…
Check on me?? Whether I was still here?? Instead of worrying I would have jumped out of a driving vehicle that goes what??? How many miles per hour??? Isn’t that cute that I almost caught you blushing from time to time young friend.
The eyes are deadlocked upon the rear view mirror, causing the distraction upon the driver as he is still trying to focus on the road as well
How….
How I know?? Isn’t it obvious?? Your driving is either decreasing by the minute, or you just had to see whether the fables were true. Now I guess you have failed, haven’t you??
The driver realizes that he has put himself in a difficult situation as he decides to focus back on the driving as Dmitri focuses his attention upon the mini TV screen in front of him. Staring at the past show that he and J2H got face to face after their big match they had at Violent Conduct
Truth hurts doesn’t it oh almighty champion, how easily the lies flowed from your lips and into the void that is called the air that is filled with oxygen that we all inhale… only to have it flow back out to the emptiness of that is called space? Oh, I know, you are going to proclaim that I am boring and repetitive… then again, why would I change if it is working my friend???
His eyes are staring at the moment where Christian announces that the two will once again meet inside the six sided ring at this month’s Halloween special.
Were you hoping to carve out some pumpkins this year, make them a brat prince smile upon each of them and let the world watch your artistic nature?? Or are you just wishing upon the world to ignore how you never actually defeated me in our title match…
Uhm, sir??
Silence comes over Dmitri as he awaits the follow up from the insecure driver.
We are almost there sir, I…
That’s fine, just bring me to the hotel that I have asked you to bring me to and that’ll be all son.
Dmitri watches the driver reluctantly acknowledging the request from the vampire superstar from SCW as he returns his gaze back on the screen.
You will witness the true side of savagery that you humans have not bared to witness for over many centuries that has been behind me. How civilized the act of draining the imagination of one soul, to inflict pain upon another. You see James…, you have shown me what you were willing to do to maintain a grip upon that championship belt… and in the coming weeks… I will make sure that you will understand what I am willing to do… to bare you to your weaknesses, to your fears and most importantly… I will bear your soul to my vicious mind…. I just hope you will survive champ, because at the end of October…, you will be the one that shall lose it all….
With that the shot slowly fades.
IGNORANCE FEEDS THE IGNORANT
Dmitri can be seen sitting in a rocking chair, on a balcony of his hotel room as he overlooks the sunset. His jacket hanging over another chair next to him as his blouse has been opened up as his pale white skin emerges.
Isn’t it sweet, how people wish to invite us all into their own world, a reality that has to be seen and opened up to us all… as where in merely how many years ago our private life was a taboo for the viewing audience?? I guess the life saga’s of monumental figures that have surpassed their expiration date. And the saddest part of it all, you humans have grown so accustomed to it that nothing is sacred anymore isn’t it???
His eyes is fixated upon the sun that is settling into the night as it will rise up again in the east.
To have a former tag team come back, united as new and beat the Surf Boys. Proclaim their sexuality and share it with us all, in the hopes of us respecting their wishes. As if a preference matters to me when it comes down to sexuality, I only care about depriving people from their hopes and dreams and their wishes to uphold something far more superior than what their imagination is confused with the reality. Their reality that they will not uphold anything
You speak off how you have been former champs, how you know what it is like and will gain another title reign faster than us?? You just confuse reality with stupidity, as there has been no other team in the SCW history that has ever beaten the two men named Ben and Jamie… how will you fair after facing those who took something dear to you?? It’s something that is upon my wishful mind to obtain that what makes you humans tick. What makes you fools wish to obtain that could not be obtained in the first place?? Factions like the Monstimals, the best ever tag team to have never worn those belts?? The Unholy Alliance, the only team that would be in life for a shot… only to have SCW ruling hold us back for that prestige?? Tell me my friends of a Dying Breed?? How will the miracles that sometimes have happened on thirty first street come to a realization for those like you??
His eyes slowly close as he rubs his hands across his chest for a few moments, savouring the senses that he gains from his caress.
You see, I have a hunger too. A hunger that will devour an unbeatable champion. A hunger to cross the names of those who wished to emerge to be above all that you humans are truly all about. And to sink my teeth down the throats of those who deserve to be the next entity that will eventually emerge in a glass like this??
Grabbing the glass of blood as he sips from it before placing it back on a table.
It’s sadly a day to be reckoned with the reality of sanity… not to be confused with insanity. Bridging upon from the veins of your stinking neck, to the bulging eyes that will pop out of your skulls when I close up the oxygen to your brains with merely these hands. Like I have said my waiting opponents from this week. I have not held tag team gold perhaps, but at least I do not have to share my hopes and dreams of acceptance.. I only accept the fact that I will batter you down along with my tag team partner. The unholy thoughts of destruction is upon you all, I just hope you can accept the fact that love does not discriminate… and neither do I….
With that the shot slowly fades as we go to a break.
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We shift back to James Tuscini and his Uncle-Manager Pinky del Ferrando but this time they are in their dressing room. They are joined by the fiancée of James, Sandra (Sandy) Erwin and the three are enjoying a snack of pepperoni pizza and 7-Up. James walks over to his computer as he heard an incoming video call coming in and he wants to answer it to see who is calling. Pinky and Sandy remain on the couch watching re-runs of Married…With Children. James arrives at his laptop computer which is sitting on the dining room table and he answers the call. We see the image of Dmitri pop up on the video call.
JAMES: Hi Dmitri. What do I owe the honor of this call?
DMITRI: Wanted to check in on you and see how you are doing.
JAMES: We are watching re-runs of Married…With Children as we all love the show. They may be re-runs but Al Bundy is the man.
DMITRI: You humans are odd when it comes to entertainment. There appears to be no logic for shows like Married…With Children.
JAMES: There is logic to illogical sitcoms like this. Al Bundy has limited education so he ended up as a shoe salesman. His wife Peggy is the classic example of an ignorant lazy do-nothing type of person. Their two children Bud and Kelly are typical dysfunctional kids with Bud being lame with the girls and Kelly is a slut. Actually Married…With Children is a great analog for Andrew Garcia and Ivan Darrell?
DMITRI: Even though I honestly don’t want to know I’m sure our viewers do so go ahead and tell me why Married…With Children is a great analogy for Dying Breed tag team.
JAMES: The Bundy family is totally dysfunctional and yet all four members of the Bundy family are clueless to realize how dysfunctional they are. That is a perfect representation of Andrew Garcia and Ivan Darrell. They are dysfunctional as wrestlers and as a tag team but they haven’t a clue how dysfunctional they are. For sure they will find out on Sunday night when we easily and quickly defeat them.
DMITRI: Although I usually don’t understand human logic I have to say that what you said makes sense and it does apply appropriately to Dying Breed. Just remember, James, when we are finally not holding a Title Belt we will be going after the Tag Team Championship.
JAMES: I thought your mindset was that you are not interested in holding Title Belts. Why this change in your thinking?
DMITRI: It isn’t to prove anything to myself. It is to prove everything to Team BJ, the entire Sin City Wrestling Roster, and all the viewers. They think I’m stupid because I’m a Vampire and they don’t believe I mean it when I tell them I am a great wrestler and combined with you we are a great Tag Team. James when we finally challenged for the Tag Team Championship, and win the Tag Title Belts, there will be no doubters left on the planet.
JAMES: Good comments Dmitri. Sorry to cut you off but I hear Pinky and Sandy laughing so hard while watching Married…With Children I’m expecting them to pass out. I’m missing out on some very humorous episodes of the Bundy family. Talk with you again another time.
DMITRI: Humans are so amusing and easily entertained by nonsense things. Ivan and Andrew let me remind you that you will be not only amused by how quickly we defeat you but you will be thoroughly amazed. You will find out we are the future of the Tag Team Division and we are the future of Sin City Wrestling. Be ready for anything and everything from James and I on Sunday night. You have received your warning.
Dmitri ends the video call and the laptop screen on James’ computer returns to the desktop. James quickly runs over to the living room to jump on the couch so he can watch Married…With Children with Pinky and Sandy.
