The Elders Public Relations Nightmare part 1
A few weeks ago Song and LAW star Kenzi Grey were going back and fourth on twitter. Song made it clear that she wants to wrap her petite little hands around Kenzi’s neck, Preferably to chock the life out of that Borderline Personality Disorder looney bin that LAW calls a wrestling star. Song had made a deal with Kenzi; Song will endorse her new Grape Jelly Macaroni and Cheese that Kenzi calls “Jelly Mac” in exchange for a one on one match that would take place in SCW if the bosses allow it.
Both ladies had agreed on these terms so Song lived up to her part and endorse that nasty as snack called “Jelly Mac”. However it seems to have backfired on Song since something in the “Jelly Mac” Started turning people’s teeth purple. The product became an instant hit once Song endorsed it. Millions of kids from China started eating this stuff and for one reason or another they were hooked and couldn’t eat anything else.
Needless to say every child in China ended up getting purple teeth and now parents as well as the Chinese Government are all but pleased with the product “Jelly Mac” nor are they happy with Kenzi Grey or with Song. Master Wong’s Dojo has been dealing with the backlash for a week now and has set up for Kenzi to arrive to China to speak about this situation.
At first Kenzi had refused to go. China had then threatened to ban Kenzi's new TV show called Hexx: The Chronicles of Empire City. China just happens to be one of the few countries with the most viewer ship; Part of this is because LAW’s Breakout Champion and Members of The Elders Stable mate Orchid is also on the show. Kenzi could not afford for them to cancel and Orchid pleaded with her to just go there and fix it so that they don’t cancel the show.
Kenzi had finally agreed to fly to China but only if she was able to bring a few people to support her. What Kenzi and Song did not know was that they would be flying together, on a private plane owned by Kenzi's billionaire friend Angel Kash. We will be leaving from L.A. in a private hanger owned by Mrs. Kash. Master Wong has arranged for Song to be in this flight just to make sure that Kenzi does not change her mind and not fly to China.
Song, who since finding out during her 1st time in SCW that she was related to Ninja, has shown nothing but anger come out of her petite body. She is beyond livid that she has been embarrassed by this whole ordeal. Song was hoping to relax and watch footage of the Angel Clan with Alana Allure, not fly to China and handle the mess Kenzi has created.
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Scene opens up with Ted the Elders uber driver driving a limo. Ted is seen wearing a black suit worn by most limo drivers. Alana Allure is seen wearing lilac colored slacks and a white blouse with a lilac colored suit jacket on as well and matching heels. Song is seen pissed off as normal wearing a shaolin style red kasaya robe. The two sit there talking...
Alana: So you excited to by going back to China?
Alana said with a smirk in her face.
Song: Don’t be that way with me. You know damn well the last thing I want to do is by with that looney bin Orchid calls a friend.
Alana: I’m sure she is not that bad.
Song: She screwed me big time and doesn’t want to fix it; she is being forced to go to China.
Alana: So what if she is being forced, Kenzi is still going to make things right.
Song: I bet she finds a way to ruin that too, its looney bin were taking about.
Alana: Would you stop calling her that, her name is Kenzi Grey.
Song: Tā shì fēngkuáng de rén
Ted: What did Song just say?
Alana: Nothing Ted, Song just called Kenzi a crazy person in Cantonese.
Ted: Oh, word!!
Song: Look Alana I should be with you looking at films and stuff.
Alana Allure: Oh relax you will have plenty of time for that.
Song: But we are a team. We should be doing this together.
Alana: Yes but Kenzi needs you right now
Song: I don’t car…
Alana: More importantly Orchid needs your help; Orchid needs you to help Kenzi get thru this so Orchid can still do the show.
Song: Yes you are right. Orchid if you weren’t my closest friend…
Alana: See that’s more like it.
Song: Yet I hate it even more…
Ted: So according to my GPS Ms. Kash’s private hanger is just around the corner.
Ted drives in to the gated private hanger. A guard points to Ted needs to go to drop of Song. As they turn left they can see Kenzi boarding the plane with a gentleman by her side.
Song: That’s the plane right there.
Ted: The guard said it would be…
Song: The guard lied to you then because that the crazy bitch right there going into that plane, so you take me to that one please.
Ted: Sure thing Song.
Ted makes his way to the plane seen on the runway. As Ted stops the car Song leans in to give Alana a hug.
Song: I should not be long, well if Kenzi does her part I should be back in a few days.
Alana: Take care and please, please don’t kill that girl while you two are in the plane.
Song: Oh I won’t kill her at least not till after she fixes her mess up.
Alana and Song let go of each other.
Alana: Song, please don’t hurt her, I need you to promise me that.
Song: Fat chance of that happening.
Song slams the limo door shut and makes her way up to the plane. As Song enters the plane she turns left only to see Kenzi and a man who looks just like the hubby of a SCW superstar.
Song gets a disgusted look on her face when she sees Kenzi sitting there drinking champagne as if nothing was wrong
Song: Well now, if it isn’t my least favorite crazy person.
Song could see Kenzi look past the man sitting next to her. Song walks towards the two Song can only think about how this will be her plane ride from hell. Song has to play nice to some degree seeing how Kenzi is a friend of Orchid. In fact Orchid looks at Kenzi as if that is her only true friend in LAW for Orchid Song will do her best not to choke her to deaf. Part of Song hopes that Kenzi gets in real trouble with the Chinese Government after she was made to look really bad after endorsing Kenzi's “Jelly Mac” in China. Song is okay with it thou because Kenzi agreed to fight Song if Song helped her with her snack. All Song can think about was when she would be able to get her hands around Kenzi's neck
Song walked past Kenzi, eyeing her only briefly as Song ignoring the hand Kenzi has extended to her, instead going to Dani (Kenzi’s lawyer), as she stood up and the two women shook hands and began speaking in Chinese. Well Dani trying her best to speak Chinese, Song was simply playing along with the gag. After a moment the two of them went silent, then both turned and looked at Kenzi and erupted into the simultaneous laughter.
It was at that moment when that was more than enough for Kenzi as she turned, taking the gentlemen she is with by the hand.
Kenzi: Okay…we are going!
As Kenzi makes that statement, the door was closed up tight. Kenzi started to protest and demand that they open it and let her off, but Song spoke up.
Song: Come over here and sit down…we have to discuss a few things.
Kenzi turned and looked at Song. It was painfully apparent that given the chance, Song would rather choke the life out of Kenzi than speak to her about anything at all.
Rather than continue to insist that they open the door, Kenzi walked over and sat next to Song, hoping to appeal to Song and get her to see reason.
Kenzi: Song, look…I’m SO sorry about what happened with Jelly Mac! You have to believe me; I had no idea that stuff would stain people’s teeth like that! I mean…if I did, I wouldn’t have been eating the stuff!”
Kenzi leans in to Song to whisper to Song
Kenzi: Last week Kenzi’s teeth had been terribly stained on the show and she hadn’t heard the end of it. The people chanted at me on the show, they messaged me on Twitter, and the memes were flying fast and furious. One of the meanest ones was of Kenzi apparently getting caught cheating with Papa Smurf by Parker because Kenzi given him one too many blowies. Yeah…I laughed when I saw it…but no one ever wants to be accused of giving blow jobs to Smurfs…NO ONE! (Song is to upset to laugh but is laughing really hard in her head, Song gains her composure)
Song folded her arms across her chest as she eyed Kenzi.
Song: Look Kenzi, I don’t like you. I think you a very stupid, stupid person! I agreed to be your advocate in my homeland for Orchid, because for some reason…she has taking a liking to you.
Song sat forward, glaring at Kenzi though her lovely almond shaped eyes,
Song: Make no mistake, if not for her, I would have choked you to death the moment I laid eyes on you just now! You embarrassed me and the Elders with your stupidity and now I have to clean up your mess!
Her words stung Kenzi to her core, probably more than she knew. Kenzi realized that she had made yet another stupid decision, leaping and then looking, but at the time this project seemed innocent enough. They had created a weird new snack food. At best, people thought it was novel and Kara Zooey and Kenzi made a fortune in sales…at worst, it tasted like dog shit and they wouldn’t make a dime. Kenzi never realized that there could be a third option…one where she ended up having to fly to a communist country to explain why hundreds of school children were walking around with purple teeth...
(Kenzi’s head) there is a really bad Smurf pedophile joke there, but I’m in deep enough shit as it is, so I don’t bother saying anything else to piss Song off further…
Instead, I clasped my hands together and put on my most ardent of apologetic faces.
Kenzi: Song…you have to believe me! I didn’t mean to hurt or embarrass anyone! Least of all you or Orchid! O has been a great friend to me. If I ever thought for a moment that this would turn out bad, I would have never let her or anyone close to her get involved!”
(Song’s head) Keep thinking I did this for Orchid, but a deal is a deal and in due time your ass is mine in a SCW ring.
Parker walked over, sitting down beside Kenzi as he threw a protective arm over her shoulder.
Parker: That’s absolutely true! My little buddy was really broken up over this! It was all she would talk about every time we finished praying…
Parker looked at Kenzi and nodded, then back to Song.
Parker: It made it very difficult for me to take my usual post prayer naps. Oh…I have suffered right along with you my tiny Asian friend.
Song stared at Parker, and then rolled her eyes as she focused back on Kenzi.
Song: LOOK! I don’t care about you or your idiot boyfriend! You have cost me a great deal of embarrassment and now you are going to make this right! I don’t know what my government expects of you…but whatever it is, you had best do it and do it with a smile!
Song stared at Kenzi as Kenzi tried to put on a sincere smile to show Song what I would do. Song rolled her eyes again,
Song: On second thought, don’t smile…you look like a fool!
This touched a nerve and Parker could feel Kenzi tense up and he knew Kenzi was about to unload. He gave Kenzi shoulder a squeeze and that was enough for her to bring it down a few levels before Kenzi opened her mouth, though she was still hot under the collar.
Kenzi: Look here! I am doing what I have to do to make this right! I’m a star on television, I just beat the LAW Queen of the Ring and I have an opportunity to finally become a champion in LAW.
Song thinks to her self (This queen you beat happens to be the SCW World Champion Mrs. Millar; you best watch what you say about her.)
Kenzi: I have responsibilities and no one thinks that I can handle them! My Producers keep me on a tight leash because they think I’ll embarrass the studio, the girls in LAW think I’m a joke and none of them take me seriously…including the woman that I face next weekend for the Chaos Title!
Kenzi balled up her fists, wanting to punch something as she thought of Sam Tolson’s words to her, specifically about her lack of commonsense. Yes, Sam might have had a point, but it still angered Kenzi that she thought that was all Kenzi was…a stupid young girl without a brain in her head or a lick of talent inside the ring. Hell…everyone thought that! This was Kenzi’s chance to step up to the plate and show everyone that even when she made mistakes, Kenzi was a big enough woman to own up to it and fix it.
Kenzi: I know that I screwed up…everyone knows that I screwed up…but I need people to see that I am also willing to step up to the plate and fix it! I’m not some reckless little kid with too much time on her hands and no brain in her head! I’m an adult and I know the meaning of responsibility!
Song continued staring at Kenzi in silence for a moment or two more before she spoke,
Song: You shouldn’t speak when we arrive in China…you should probably just stare at the ground and twiddle your thumbs.
Kenzi sat back in her seat, angry and defeated. Obviously her impassioned speech was more of an irritation for Song than anything else. Parker pulled Kenzi next to him,
Parker: It will be okay babe! You and I both love Chinese food…
Songs phone starts to go off. Song gets up from her chair and finds a place where she can talk in private. Everyone on the plane can hear Song pleading with her Master to allow her to just smack Kenzi just one time.
Song being told to behave and not to make things worse. Kenzi can then hear Song begging her Master not to make her do something.
Song: Please Master anything but that, please... Yes Master I understand, No Master I would not want that for Orchid or myself. Yes, as you wish Master Wong.
After a few minutes Song hangs up the phone and is heading back to her seat. Song has been told to be nice and treat the guests with respect. Song being hardheaded she will play nice but will also be making smart ass comments to help her get thru the long flight.
Song gets in front of Kenzi and with much disgust in her face we see Song doing something that she clearly refuses to do. Song looks at both Kenzi and Parker and bows to them both.
Song: I apologize if I offended either one of you, my anger can get the best of me at times.
Song sits back down and folds her arms as she was told to be on her best behavior as Song has just found out that if anything goes wrong during Kenzi’s trip to China it will be Songs fault and as punishment, she will be removed from her SCW Contract and Orchid will be removed from her LAW contract. Song not happy with how Master Wong is going about handling the issue, she just sits there and stares at the seat in front of her.
After a few seconds Song looks at Kenzi
Song: The plane ride to Foshan, China will be 13 hours.
Song thinks to herself, 13 hours in which Song feels is punishment enough seeing how she is forced to be nice to Kenzi and her associates. Song looks at Parker.
Song: Would you be the sweetheart that Kenzi thinks you are and get me a drink... I mean can you be so kind and get me a drink.
Song looks at Kenzi.
Song: Were in for a long flight so I suggest you relax, or better yet take your ass to sleep so you don’t piss me off any more then you already… sorry I mean lets have a drink or two and try to enjoy this long flight.
Meanwhile in L.A.
We see Ted and Alana in a limo as Ted is driving Alana back to her hotel so she can relax for a few days before heading back to Canada. Ted keeps the camera rolling as Alana sits back enjoying the light jazz music that Ted is playing in the background. A few minutes go by and Alana looks towards the camera.
Alana Allure: Well as you all seen we had to drop Song off to handle a pickle created for some Jelly Mac stuff. Don’t you all worry thou, Song will be ready for a fight with the Angel Clan.
Ted: Hey did you want to turn off the music?
Alana looks over the camera to look at Ted
Alana: No Ted, its fine. I prefer it on.
Alana goes back to looking at the camera.
Alana: In just over a week The Elders have a great task in front of them. The Angel Clan has been on fire, they are looking like a team that no one can beat.
Ted: Hey Alana you know that you and Song are a beat that has yet to lose in SCW right?
Alana: Yes Ted, Song and I may be undefeated but it’s not like we had many matches in SCW. I mean sure we walked in the tournament and showed two teams what we can do but the number one team in SCW is The Angel Clan. Until we beat them we are nothing more then just a new team that is on a roll.
Alana looks at her phone to check the time. She then looks over the Camera.
Alana: Hey Ted, you hungry because I am
Ted: Sure what you got in mind?
Alana: I’m not picky surprise me.
Ted: Sweet! I got you girl don’t trip
Alana goes back to looking at the camera.
Alana: Lucky for me I get to sit back and watch footage of the SCW tag team champions in action. As a bonus Orchid was able to send me more forage of Lucy and the matches he has in LAW with a team there she calls The Clan.
Ted: Wait, what’s the difference between The Clan and The Angel Clan?
Alana looks over the camera
Alana: Lucy is in both teams but she is teamed up with different partners, I guess due to that they altered the name just a little. However that is just a guess.
Alana looks back at the camera.
Alana: I really don’t care what she calls herself in these companies as look as I get to see what she is about in the ring, the more footage I get the better.
Alan phone goes off. Alana looks at it and sees its Master Lilly. Alana picks up the phone.
Alana: Hello Master, just so you know I have you on speaker phone
Master Lilly: Alana I just wanted to call you and let you know that I was able to get the film Song had requested.
Alana: Yes I received the LAW footage from Orchid yesterday.
Master Lilly: Great but that is not what I was referring to.
Alana: Oh, well what did Song ask for then?
Master Lilly: Uriella and Lucy are also in Universal Wrestling Federation, I have gain access to there footage there as well.
Alana: See that’s why I love Song, she may try to come off as a bad ass but the girl does her homework.
Master Lilly: Song does what she can. Alana I will send this to you in a few days, the package will be waiting for you when you arrive to your hotel in Canada. I spoke with the hotel staff and they said they will hold the package for you and give it to you when you check in on Tuesday.
Alana: Great, thank you so much Master.
Master Lilly: That’s what I’m here for. Well I will talk to you later, and don’t worry about Song; Master Wong will be letting Song know that she needs to be on her best behavior.
Alana: Ok Master, thank you.
Alana hangs up the phone and goes back to looking at the camera
Alana: Well looks like I have more homework
Ted is heard laughing loud enough to get Alana attention.
Alana: What’s so funny?
Ted: I get the feeling that Song didn’t tell you about the extra footage because she wanted you to view it all with out her. Therefore she made sure it gets to you even thou Song will be in China with Master Lilly.
Alana: Hmm, That does sound like something Song would do.
Alana goes back to looking at the camera.
Alana: Well looks like I have my work cut out for me.
Ted: Nah, Song pulled a fast one on you.
Alana: You know Ted may have a point but that is okay with me. Song and I look at things differently so its best if we watch the footage alone then watch it together and compare are notes to see what is the best way of attacking.
You see Ted Song and I, well were a tag team with two different mind-sets from two different philosophies coming together for better or for worse, and its called The Elders.
Ted: Yeah which is why you guys have yet to lose a match?
Alana: Staying undefeated is usually a series of small mishaps that gets unnoticed or unchallenged.
Ted: What the hell that does mean.
Alana: I guess a more simple way to put it is we got lucky because were fighting top talent in SCW. It will be a matter of time when we lose, hopefully it wont be n the next match.
Look Angel Clan you have done well, you two have shown what great tag team wrestling is all about. I know for a fact that your next SCW match will be your hardest challenge yet. I just hope you three are aware of that.
Ted: Wait you said three.
Alana: Yes, Lucy will be there but I don’t know if she will be teaming with Uriella her split personality that she named Claire Steele.
Ted: Oh I see
Alana: It really wont matter thou as we will do what we always do, give it 100% and show everyone why we are the newest best tag team to hit SCW
