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One, Two, Nobodies Coming For You...
Locale: El Garaje; Santa Marta, Columbia
#NP "Jump the Gun" by Adore Delano
Outside of the large structure that looks mostly made out of tropical leaves and branches, is a large beach. Nothing special, but a moonlit beach nonetheless. The waves crash against the wet sand softly. As we walk down the beach, we see couples enjoying the romantic night, some by makeshift bonfires using spare brush, while others simply look up at the stars in the sky. The further away from the "club" we get, the lower the reggaeton music seems to pulse, and is instead replaced by blatant pulsating of young, frisky couples getting dirty. A true testament to the area we are in. The camera pans back a bit to see the masked female Nobody walking along as if it were nothing, while Tim Staggs, in his hooded jacket and tattered black jeans, can't help but stare like a teenage boy watching pornography. His body moves, but his eyes do not leave the sights we are fortunately spared of seeing. As they pass the fourth couple, Tim pats his stable mate on the shoulder, though he is clearly speechless. Instead of saying anything, he points, moving his lips, only for gasps and squeaks to escape.
Nobody: Jesus, you act like you're a virgin or something, Tim...
Tim: Uhhhh...?
As Tim's eyes finally leave the surrounding erotic view, only to looks down at the sand of the beach. This quickly prompts the masked female Nobody to turn on her heels as if she'd just heard the most shocking thing ever revealed to man. She looks at Tim whose cheeks redden.
Nobody: That... is...
Tim: Lame? I know...
Nobody: ... So hot! I'm not even kidding. I figured you and Alexis would have...
Tim doesn't verbally object, but his tensed body language, and completely and utterly shocked expression does enough defending to make a believer out of anyone. The masked female still doesn't even know how to respond to this as she simply continues to walk down the beach with Tim close by. The crowd thins out drastically as the music is only a minor note in the background to the crashing waves. She takes a seat on the sand as Tim does the same. He grabs onto his knees as he looks out across the water. The masked female raises her arm a bit, letting something fall from the sleeve of her jacket. However, instead of a weapon, it is a bottle of tequila, half full with the amber liquid. She unscrews the cap and lifts her mask back slightly so that she can press the bottle to her lips. She tilts her head back, taking a straight shot. As she retracts the bottle, her lips pinch together tightly, making a bit of a face as she passes the bottle over to Tim, letting out a bit of a disgusted sigh, shaking her head from side to side before toughening up and taking it. Tim holds the bottle, looking down to it for a moment as he contemplates.
Tim: I'm not sure that's the best idea. I mean, if someone finds out about it, I could get fired, you could get in trouble too... It just wouldn't be good.
Nobody: Haha... riiiiiiiiiighhhhhht... Like they pay attention to us enough to notice you took a couple sips of tequila. You could be juggling flaming batons in the center of the bosses office while singing "Feliz Navidad" and chugging tequila, and they wouldn't notice. Haven't you figured that out yet? We are The Nobodies, and there's a fucking reason, man. No matter what we do, no one realizes we're even here. It's not just a cool Manson song, it's a fucking lifestyle, Timmy.
She shakes her head as she watches Tim continue to contemplate. Without trying to peer pressure him, she slowly turns away, while thinking to herself that he needs to loosen up. Tim tilts the bottle back and takes a much bigger chug than he should have. The masked female tries to stop him, but it's too late as he swallows it. She sighs and shakes her head, waiting for the inevitable vomitting.
Nobody: Just chuck it to the side, I really don't feel like looking at that right now.
Tim: No... No, I'm going to be alright. I've made a habit of holding back vomit since joining SCW, with the smell of bullshit wafting through the backstage area. All of the ass eating for title opportunities, all the brown noses walking around. It's enough to turn anyone's stomach, so I think I'll be...
Tim gags a bit as he sucks in and puffs his cheeks out a bit. The masked female chuckles some at the face he's making, but he waves her off. He moves around to control it as his friend takes the bottle from his hand, throwing back another shots worth. Tim places his hand to his chest as his cheeks slowly deflate. He celebrates as the masked female chuckles.
Nobody: Like a champ... almost. But you're right. Just thinking about all the backstage bullshit makes me wanna puke too. It's all a bunch of bullshit politics to keep us back. I mean, do we need to star in porn videos, or model stupid fucking clothes just to get noticed? Or maybe we should just not give a shit about anything, and then they'll promote the shit out of us. I mean, how fucking backwards is that?
The masked female takes the bottle to her lips once more, settling it into the sand, upright. She is surprised that Tim takes it up quickly, though cautiously only takes a small sip. He nurses it again before settling it down in the designated spot once more.
Tim: This whole place is backwards. I mean, who do you see most on camera? People who work their asses off, only to get shoved to the side. People like Mikah and Drake Green show up whenever they have a free moment, and when they're here, they're only half with it. Yet, I'd be willing to bet that they are the highest paid stars in SCW. But, the real blame doesn't lie with management. They want to make a buck, and so they deliver what the people want. The fans are the ones to blame.
Nobody: Ugh, fuck the fans...
Tim shakes his head from side to side. This catches his stable mate off guard for a minute as she leans back on her arms, staring at him. Tim organizes his thoughts for a second, which seems to be harder to do than he'd have thought, given the state of inebriation settling in.
Tim: They can't help that they're ignorant and moronic. It is encouraged to be dumber than a rock these days. Brawn over brain. Ignorance is in right now, and they're all wearing it, just like Bieber's Vanilla Ice rip off 90's hair style. People don't question things until the idea to do so is planted in their brain. We've tried forcing them to pay attention to us, and it hasn't exactly gone well. Maybe we need to make them look at the big picture instead, so that they can see how screwed up this business has become. Once they see what we see, they will have to start questioning how they spend their money.
Nobody: That's what I like about you T-Bone. You're so smart. You're always five steps ahead.
Tim: You aren't as dumb as you try to lead on with your lackadasical attitude. I never would have thought to keep you masked to prove your loyalty. You get to go out there in two weeks and catch everyone by surprise. Jessie Salco won't see it coming, and neither will the fans.
The masked female Nobody's lip curls up into a half smile as she lifts the bottle of tequila to her lips, letting the warmth fill her mouth and throat with that delightful burn. She swallows the amber liquid and turns back to face Tim.
Nobody: I have my bright ideas from time to time. Unfortunately, Jessie Salco... like Steve Ramone... is too idiotic to take either of us seriously. That's going to be a huge mistake on their part. They wanted us locked in a cage with them. If they knew anything about either of us, they would know that's the worst idea they could have possibly come up with. You are the son of a psychopath, and you've proven you have a vicious streak a mile long.
Tim: That's why I was so eager to agree to this match. It's the perfect opportunity for me to prove myself as a real badass in this company, while shutting up the idiotic babblings of Steve Ramone and Jessie Salco. Just imagine if I were to "accidentally" crash Jessie Salco into the cage wall. She's used to getting knocked around by five foot nothing, one hundred and twenty pound bimbos, but this is a whole new level, and I plan to take advantage of the situation at any given chance.
Nobody: Didn't your father tell you not to hit women? Isn't that his number one rule?
Tim: Fuck my father... if you haven't already.
An audible gasp is heard as such an assertion escapse Tim's lips. The masked female turns away from Tim, placing a hand in his face. Tim smirks wickedly as he stares at his tag team partner.
Nobody: I don't screw married men, even if he's got that sexy, crazy stare in his eyes. Some things are sacred to me, believe it or not. But I can appreciate you projecting your half cocked Christmas and Easter Catholic upbringing unto me with sexual shaming. It's very classy and Republican of you.
Tim: I have my moments... But, that's not my point. My point is that my father taught me that I shouldn't hit women, but Jessie Salco is not a woman. She's a scared little girl who tries to act tough. She wants so badly to be a Mean Girl with the way she insults people. Someone as fucked up looking as her has no right making fun of someone else's appearance. At least I don't smell like I rolled over into dog shit two weeks ago like she does.
Nobody: That's what that smell is! I couldn't put my finger on it...
Tim: There is nothing lady-like about Jessie Salco. So, I don't know why I should feel bad if I were to say... accidentally clothesline her should Steve Ramone duck. Or, should I collide with her extra hard if I were Irish Whipped toward the cage wall, and you accidentally push her in the way. My father has plenty of other reasons not to want anything to do with me than "accidentally" hitting a supposed woman.
His stable mate smirks at such an assertion. Tim proudly takes up the bottle of tequila and places it to his lips. He takes a liberal chug before wiping at his lips. His actions have become more animated than usual, as the sloppiness starts to settle in. He leans into his tag team partner's shoulder as he starts to sink to the ground. However, half way there, he lifts his heavy head and holds a finger up as if to convey he's not quite finished yet.
Tim: Steve Ramone! How can I forget about Steve Ramone? I guess everyone does, so it shouldn't be THAT big of a surprise, righhhh? I mean, he hasn't really done anything. He won tag belts, but even J2H knew how to take a pony ride on a stronger person's back while convincing himself he was pulling his own weight. It was even more obvious with Ramone and Acquin. Unfortunately, Acquin didn't have the strength to carry himself, let alone Steve. Their first real challenge, and they lost the belts. After that, they lost to me and Kris Halich, who barely phoned in his performance that night. Steve can blame it all on Acquin, but it takes two to tag. When we beat them at High Stakes V, is he going to blame Jessie? The KING of excuses will have run all out, and he'll have to admit that he got beat by a couple of Nobod...
Tim loses his train of thought as he fall into his tag team partner, and they both giggle loudly in a drunken stupor, Tim more than his partner. She laughs with him as he rests his head on her chest comfortably. He doesn't pass out, but instead finds a strange comfort in the bosom of his new friend. She holds his head close as the scene fades out... TO BLACK!