[Christian Underwood]

 Please post roleplays here.

First RP Period Deadline:
United States: 11:59pm EST Saturday 08/15/2015
England: 04:59am Sunday 08/16/2015

[Casey Williams]

 Preparing to face the Tag Team Champions

The scene opens with Casey Williams talking to J2H about his last match at Climax Control a few weeks ago against Ethan Alexander as they are walking around Australia, while waiting to go onto the cruise liner for Summer XXXTreme III, where they face Andrew Watts and Ethan Alexander for the tag team titles, as well as why Casey missed a potential match with Gabriel Cross before this match.

Casey-”So J, you ready to get another reign as tag champs?”

J2H-”Hell yeah, and last time I held the title, it was with Giani Di Luca, who then went on to obtain the Heavyweight title, but nonetheless, it was a successful reign with a talented partner.“

Casey-“Same thing with me, teaming with Jordan “PS“ Williams, we had a lengthy reign as champs, and then Jordan went to the heavyweight title afterwards, but I am not bitter, because Jordan is a talented wrestler, and deserved his reign there.”

J2H-”Have you seen the predictions people are making about our match?“

Casey-“Yeah, and I am ready to prove every last one of them wrong.  Some of them act like this is the first time we have teamed together, when in fact it is the second time.  Nonetheless, we will show the world why we deserve the titles, given our track record and all.”

J2H chuckles as Casey gets defensive, causing Casey to laugh uncontrollably for a minute, because they know that when Casey gets defensive, he gets dangerous, which is what the team needs against a team like Danger Zone.

J2H-”How is Casey Williams‘ “House of Pain“ wrestling school going?”

Casey-”It is going well, I suppose, but I am contemplating selling it, and focusing more on myself, and SCW, honestly.”

J2H-“I see.  Such a shame to see you waste your talents as a teacher.  Anyways, we need to channel our inner “Rowdy“ Roddy Piper in the match as a tribute to the hall of famer”

Casey-“Agreed, it will be good to get revenge on Danger Zone for what they pulled in the last match I had, that’s for sure.”

After he says that, Casey points up to the sky and smiles, thinking of all the positive things Piper was known for. Casey looks forward to their upcoming match against Danger Zone.  Casey, as well as J2H, knows they are in for one hell of a fight, which is what they wants.

Casey-”I am anxious to get back in the ring and continue my dominance.”

J2H-“I know, me too.  What happened 2 weeks ago when you were scheduled to face Gabriel Cross.  Why did the match get cancelled?”

Casey-”My dad passed away that Friday, and I needed to go back home to deal with the funeral arrangements and stuff..”

J2H-”Ahh, Sorry for your loss bud, even though I know how well you got along with him and all.”

Casey-”Yeah, but someone needed to be responsible, so I took responsibility for the arrangements, partly because I had the cash to take care of it right away.”

J2H-”I know.  Then again, you could have just wired the money home.”

Casey-”I could have, but that isn’t my style. I love working with SCW so much, what other wrestling organization do you know of that lets its wrestlers take its family on the road with them and take time off to deal with a family emergency?”

J2H-”You know it, big guy. I gotta go get some food and get a work out in, I‘ll catch you later.”

Casey and J2H give each other a handshake as the scene fades to black.

Later that day

The scene shows Casey Williams with his wife, Laura, and their two kids, Noëlle and Drew, in their hotel room in  after meeting up with J2H.  He thinks about all the things that him and James talked about earlier in the day about facing Danger Zone, as well as their recent victories as he calls out Ethan Alexander.

”Ethan Alexander, you think that the tactics of using Andrew Watts and the low blow really got under my skin and wasn‘t the cost of the victory for me? You know I had the match won had it not been for that distraction by Andrew, followed by your low blow. Wait until Summer XXXtreme III when J2H and I take the titles from you guys.  Not only will that be revenge for the loss to you, but will also make J2H and I two time tag champs, with 2 different partners, proving that we are as good a team as anyone else who has held the titles before us, including ourselves with our former partners, who aren‘t with the company anymore.  When we defeat you for the titles, we will go on to become the longest reigning tag team champions in SCW history, and cement our legacy here in SCW, proving all the naysayers wrong in the process.  Just because SCW Staff tried to keep our respective teams apart after the last time we did battle doesn‘t mean they will do it on the cruise liner.  Either way, I expect our match will steal the whole damn show, because of J2H and I doing what none think we can do, and that is upstage you, and dethrone you for the SCW Tag Team Championships.”

Casey then cackles, and then turns his attention to the other half of Danger Zone, Andrew Watts.

”Andrew Watts, you think you know me?  You don‘t know shit.  I will prove to the world that you and Ethan are nothing but worthless champions, and pathetic human beings.  I wouldn‘t be too cocky if I were you going in as champion if I were you.  Those titles you covet so much have been used as a hot potato the last few months, ever since my former protégés in Dying Breed held them.  Ever since they held them, no team could hold the tag titles for a decent length, and don‘t think your reign will be any different, if J2H and I have our way.  We know that we have not been teaming for long, but are undefeated in our only match as a team, much like you and Ethan as a team.  You guys are bound to lose, and J2H and I will be glad to end your undefeated streak, strip you of those titles you hold so dear, and make you the laughingstock of SCW for all time, whilst solidifying our Hall Of Fame worthy careers.  There is nothing you guys can do to stop us from decimating you guys, and that is a GUARANTEE!!!”

Casey then bends down to grab Drew to help put him to bed as the scene fades to black.

[Christian Underwood]

 The first RP period is now over.

As of now, we are in the second RP period.

Second RP Period Deadline:
United States: 11:59pm EST Friday 08/21/2015
England: 04:59am Saturday 08/22/2015

NOTE: Remember folks! All RPs in week two have to take place on the Sun Princess cruise ship.

[Ethan Alexander]

 OOC: In our original agreement, we stated that since we "weren't" going to post in the first RP period, we could use off cruise scenes and on cruise scenes in our second period RPs, just so there is no confusion as to why there is an off cruise scene in this RP. It was agreed on AND approved by Mark.

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Warning: The following RolePlay contains some FUCKED UP shit!

DANGEROUS ZONES
Apia Park Stadium
CAMERAS - NOT ON
SCENE - ONE

Following the segment that Danger Zone cut in the ring, I made my way backstage with the other two, walking together for a few seconds before I decided to split up with Watts and Desiree as I headed in the opposite direction of the Danger Zone locker room that the three of us were sharing for this show. I walked with confidence, dressed in a pair of blue jeans and a black t-shirt that reads Danger Zone in a green font across the chest, and of course my SCW World Tag Team Championship resting on my right shoulder. I ran his hand back through my long brown hair which was pulled back into a ponytail as usual when I wasn’t in the ring. I made my way towards a door, coming to it, looking up at it, stopping, exhaling and saying something to myself under my breath, wondering if this was a good idea after last time.

Ethan Alexander: “Ugh, fuck it… I guess”

I raised my arm a bit, knocking on the door a few times, and then pushing it open. Why did I even knock? What was the point of knocking if I just let myself in anyways. The nameplate on the wooden door read “Lucy Seraphina” in a white font. I made my way into the room and saw Lucy standing just a few feet away from me, as if she was awaiting me or something. Lucy was still dressed in her ring attire, and a bit sweaty from her match, but a huge smile was smacked on her face after a big win for her, getting her back on track after that close loss a couple of weeks ago. I looked towards Lucy, I didn’t say anything as I slowly pushed the door shut behind me. I flashed her a half smile as I placed my hands on my hips and Lucy began to speak.

Lucy Seraphina: “Hey Ethan, how’s things?”

I shrugged my shoulder, the one with the belt on it, it was habit to shrug that one, I don’t know why, but it seemed like the right one to shrug. I looked forward at her as she greeted me, and replied.

Ethan Alexander: “Hey Lucy, not too bad. I’m just getting back from the ring actually, and I figured I would stop by to congratulate you on your win. It’s been a few weeks since I have seen or spoken to you, just checking up I guess.”

I smirk as I look at Lucy who nods her head, a smile on her face as she continues to stare towards me, she replies in an energetic tone, and I was expecting her to hate me for disappearing for a few weeks.

Lucy Seraphina: “Thank you it does mean a lot and yeah it has been. I’m not mad or anything, I mean I understand you’d need space after that. I would too, I mean you don’t expect that everyday.”

A few thoughts cross my mind on what to reply to her with, you don’t expect to see that EVER, but I wasn’t going to make her feel uncomfortable, at least I was going to try not to. I nodded my head.

Ethan Alexander: “No honestly, it wasn’t even that stuff. I just have literally been so busy with a few things that I haven’t had the chance to do anything or see anyone honestly. I haven’t even seen Watts for about a week, I, just, yeah, things have been coming up over and over, and stuff.”

I kind of got nervous there and caught up in my excuses, and I am more than sure that Lucy noticed, she wasn’t exactly one to let things go over her head, not at all.

Lucy Seraphina: “Fair enough. You know I won’t pry or anything.”

Lucy looks at me, very calm, very cool about everything. I nod my head, she is being nice about it, clearly she likes me, I think, or something. I guess.

Ethan Alexander: “Right, so, about tonight. You looked pretty good out there, I watched the whole match, and when you finished her off with that Assassin's Night, man did I know the match was over. I think everyone knew that the match was over. That’s one hell of a move, and you sure know how to use it, great job in the ring. Honestly? It should be you holding the Bombshell Roulette Championship, not Melanie, you’re much more effective and accomplished than she is, just being honest.”

She shrugs a shoulder, as if she doesn’t care much about her not holding any Championships. I don’t think I offended her, I know her and Mel are close, but, I was just being honest. I placed my left hand on my hip as I stared forward at her.

Lucy Seraphina: “You know I was mad about it but you know what I did? I got over it, I learned if you whine, bitch and complain it doesn’t get you anywhere in life. I know I’ll end up getting a title shot, not sure when but I think I’m due for one. I mean what you said is true here in SCW I am more accomplished. I mean I’m undefeated in singles… not to boast or anything like that.”

That is true, she has yet to be pinned and has never lost a one on one match, good for her. I keep my hand on my hip as I continue to speak to her.

Ethan Alexander: “That is very true, you have never been pinned in a match, sounds a lot like me honestly. I have yet to be pinned, and I won’t be anytime soon. I can’t wait until Summer XXXTreme when I get to shut up that big whining bitch Casey Williams and his butt buddy J2H, it felt great when I smashed him with The Ultimate Sin… but when I hit him with it this time, I’ll be SURE that he doesn’t get back up, ever.”

I smirk, starting to glow with confidence a bit, but I think Lucy is liking it as she grows a cute smile while I talk myself up. I nod my head at the end of my sentence as Lucy is quick to respond.

Lucy Seraphina: “I can’t wait to see that actually. I’ll be watching closely. Kick their asses for sure.”

Lucy continues to smile, it was nice that she had confidence in me, I was the right guy to be confident in, obviously. I let my hand fall from my hip to my side as I smirk at Lucy.

Ethan Alexander: “Kick their asses? That is going to be an understatement. J2H has been pretty quiet, probably busy with Casey’s dick in his mouth or something, would make perfect sense honestly since he is short enough and Casey is tall enough, perfect height, doesn’t even have to get on his knees or anything. But as for Casey, that big, ugly, piece of trash just keeps on running his mouth, with nothing to back it up. I don’t even think this idiot has won a match since he has returned to Sin City Wrestling. I mean the guy is a monster, size wise at least, and he can’t even put up a decent fight in the ring. I toyed around with him our whole match, sure he caught me with a few moves, but I was just trying to test him to see how bad he really was, and he really was THAT bad. I couldn’t believe he fell for the mini argument with Watts, that just set everything up perfectly that night. Casey failed miserably that night, and when he steps into the ring with me at Summer XXXtreme, it won’t be any different, the outcome will remain the same, just as it always remains the same.”

I continue to glow with confidence as I trash talk one of my opponents, almost forgetting that this is a tag team match and Casey Williams isn’t the only opponent I will have. I guess that happens when the other opponent is hiding in the shadow of his partner, the XXL shadow that is.

Lucy Seraphina: “Yeah I saw that. The guy seems like a dunce sadly. But what about J2H? Wouldn’t he play a factor in this as well?”

I can’t help but let out a slight chuckle at her question, was she being serious? Or was she just building conversation? J2H is a joke, that is the first thing that came to my head. I shook my head, placing both of my hands on my hips as I exhaled, chuckling a bit more and then responding to the question she asked about J2H playing a factor in the match.

Ethan Alexander: “J2H, a factor? Do you even know who J2H is, Lucy? J2H is a spoiled rich kid who has no skill in this business. His rich mommy and daddy probably just bought him a contract in SCW. J2H is five-foot-six-inches tall and isn't even close to weighing 200 pounds. J2H is the definition of a joke, the only factor J2H will play in this match is giving it a quicker ending if he gets caught by a Highlight or Ultimate Sin. Trust me, this wannabe hard ass that has the attitude of a bad boy in High School will pose NO THREAT in this match. The only other factor in this match will be the one on my team, Andrew Watts.”

I pause for a second, exhaling, and continue.

Ethan Alexander: “It’s bad enough that these two losers have to face me, but that is not all. They have to face Andrew Watts too. Ethan Alexander and Andrew Watts in the ring at the same time, on the same team, that is the worst possible combination that an opponent can think of. It’s going to be a living nightmare for Casey and J2H. The closest they are going to get to this gold is if I smack one of them across the head with it.”

As I say this, I smirk and smack my hand against the golden centerpiece of my SCW World Tag Team Championship. I look forward at Lucy who seems pretty convinced by everything I just said, and who wouldn’t be? I nod my head and Lucy begins to speak.

Lucy Seraphina: “They’d need a miracle to win. Plus if I can safely say isn’t Danger Zone about doing crazy stuff and kicking ass. Putting stupid people in their place as well?”

Ethan Alexander: “Lucy, Danger Zone is exactly what the name says. When we are in that ring, the ring becomes an instant Danger Zone, and anyone who steps in it… they’re in BIG trouble.”

Lucy Seraphina: “I believe it; I mean if you weren’t you wouldn’t have the tag titles.”

Ethan Alexander: “Danger Zone has much more than the SCW World Tag Team Championships, Lucy. Danger Zone has an untouched record of three wins and no losses. Andrew Watts is the 2015 Blast from the Past tournament winner, and the number of opponents he has Highlighted since signing with SCW in November is countless. I have never been pinned, never lost a match and have a perfect record of fives win and zero losses. Danger Zone doesn’t mess around. Of course, outside of the ring it’s all fun and games, but the second we step foot into that ring, everything changes, and every opponent that stands opposite of us is in A LOT of danger.”

Lucy Seraphina: “That I didn’t know. I bet Mel did though. But please tell me more.”

Ethan Alexander: “There is not a lot more to tell you, I mean there is Mikah of course, the female dominance of Danger Zone. Mikah is a cold hearted bitch who literally destroys everyone that gets in her way, and she has had no problem showing that off in SCW. Reigning Bombshell World Champion, kicking ass after ass. I think Mikah was the perfect addition to Danger Zone, Watts picked a gem when he got her to join us.”

I pause for a second, thinking, looking over at Lucy. I stare at her, head to toe, nodding my head with confidence.

Ethan Alexander: “And I think I have found my gem that should join us eventually as well...”

Lucy Seraphina: “Oh really now?”

I could hear the smartass tone in her voice but she followed it up with a chuckle. I nodded my head, she knew what I was talking about.

Ethan Alexander: “A few more matches like the one you had tonight, and I think you are perfect for the territory of danger. I think you’d make a great fit for Danger Zone. There is just… one little thing...”

I smirk at her as she raises an eyebrow, obviously wondering what the one little thing could be, and she is quick to ask what it is exactly.

Lucy Seraphina: “Which is what?”

I nod my head, still smirking, running my hand back through my hair, grabbing my ponytail into my hand as I squeeze it behind my head and in a serious tone I respond to her question.

Ethan Alexander: “You have to become just as cold hearted as the rest of us. Danger Zone may be fun and games backstage, around each other. But when it comes to anyone that is out of Danger Zone, there is no remorse, they are lower than us and we must make sure to let them know that. If you aren’t in Danger Zone, you aren’t shit, and that is a lesson that everyone has to be taught...”

I pause for a second, letting go of my hair, taking a step closer to Lucy and looking her dead in the eye.

Ethan Alexander: “Do you think you can be that cold hearted bitch, the same one that Mikah is? The same one that Desiree is? Do you have it in you, Lucy? Or am I wasting my time here?”

I could see the look in Lucy’s eyes change. Her smile dropped and she leaned against a nearby table that stood between me and her. I looked into her eyes as she continued to stare straight into mine, this was a different Lucy than I was used to seeing, I think I was going to like this. I arched an eyebrow at her as she began to speak.

Lucy Seraphina: “You’re not the only one who’s asking for that you know. Last time some tried tapping into it… it turned out bloody if you catch my drift. But it wouldn’t bother me if I did tap into that side of me. Honestly I get tired of people judging me and shit. Really if they think that I’m all fun and games and nice, then they don’t know shit. If I need to go up to bat and let that side come out then well… they’re going to be in a world of hurt. I’m no Harley Quinn or anything but I can be a little crazy when I am cold. It’s fine though, people’s comments don’t bother me. So yeah... if you and my friend need me to do that, it’s fine by me.”

Her eyes turned red. What the fuck how is that even possible. Lucy put a smirk on her face and pushed herself away from the table. I guess I got a little more than I asked for there, talk about someone having two sides to them. I nodded my head, staring forward into her legit red eyes.

Ethan Alexander: “Well, that answers a lot of questions I had about you… now...”

I walk around the table, making my way towards her as she turns to face me. Her eyes are still red, it’s a little bit creepy, but kind of sexy at the same time, and that tone she just spoke in? Total turn on. I stand just a few inches from her as she looks up at me, wondering what is going through my mind. I grab her by the hair and she looks at me in hesitation, her eyes glowing brighter and bigger, and then I push my lips into hers as our lips meet for a few seconds, before I pull back, letting go of her hair and staring right at her.

Ethan Alexander: “What about that? Is that okay with you too…?”

Lucy Seraphina: “Yeah I’m fine with that too.”

I nod my head and notice that her eyes go back to normal as she finishes her sentence. I’m pretty happy she is okay with that, I wonder if kissing her is going to make my eyes turn all red and shit now too, hopefully that wasn’t some kind of STD or something… nah, I doubt it.

Ethan Alexander: “You better be good with that, because that was your only option...”

I flash her a cocky smile as I lean in once more, my lips meeting hers again as I place my hands on her hips, my thumbs rubbing across her lower abdomen as she tip toes up into the kiss herself, throwing her arms around my neck. Yeah, tonight was a good night, definitely a good night. Danger Zone made themselves clear, told everyone what we were going to do to Casey and J2H, Casey made an ass out of himself by going out there with the worst comeback ever, and well… I was making out with some kind of vampire chick that knew how to kick some ass. Climax Control 123? Success, Danger Zone continues to grow, and kick ass, as always.


CRUISE CONTROL
Sun Princess Cruise Liner
CAMERAS - NOT ON
SCENE - TWO

I just finished watching that so called “promo” that Casey Williams cut. Okay, I think I am finally done laughing, wow, I couldn’t get over it. This guy must have taken some strong ass drugs before getting on camera, because he did not know what the hell he was saying. I shook my head as I made my way through the cruise ship. This thing was so big and full of random fucking people, I couldn’t find Lucy, I couldn’t find Watts. Mikah was in the Danger Zone locker room bathroom doing God knows what, probably getting rid of food or taking a shit or something. I turned a corner and wow, what an ass. This girl had on a bikini that was in the shape of cheeky panties, and man did she have an ass, the yellow material of her bathing suit was being eaten by her perfect ass and I couldn’t help but stare. I glanced down, making sure I didn’t have a hard on that would show through my swim trunks. I figured swim trunks were necessary since it’s a cruise and shit, plus a white tank top, nothing special, oh and sunglasses. I slapped my SCW World Tag Team Championship over my shoulder, you know, the one that Casey Williams will never hold again, yeah, that one. And I made my way towards this gorgeous ass that was bent over a table, filling out some forms. I cleared my throat, a couple of feet behind her, just wanting to grab it, as I spoke.

Ethan Alexander: “Excuse me, but… could you help me out with something?”

As I finished my sentence she stood straight up, wow, long tanned legs too, who was this woman? She turned around, flashing a smile at me, perfectly white teeth too. I looked straight at her, from head to toe, taking note of her brown caramel colored hair, nice firm C-Cup tits just barely covered by a black bikini top.  She has a huge smile on her face as she gets a good look at me, immediately recognizing me.

Jenna Matthews: “Oh...My...God!  You’re...You’re...”

I cut her off, well, that and the fact that she was kind of speechless, her jaw was dropped… perfect entry, if you catch my flow there. I smirked as I said who I was.

Ethan Alexander: “Yeah, I’m... I’m...Ethan Alexander, SCW World Tag Team Champion, and you...you are?”

I smirked, placing my hands on my hips as she continued to stare at me in awe, she was shocked to see me, must be a fan, a really fucking hot fan, a fan that I wanted to bend over the edge of the boat and destroy until she started speaking a different language that she had never spoke before. I snapped back to reality as she responded with a huge smile and energetic attitude.

Jenna Matthews: “I’m only like your biggest fan ever!  Jenna Matthews!  I...I really can’t believe I’m standing in front of Ethan Alexander of Danger Zone right now!!”

Ethan Alexander: “Yeah well, uh, you should believe it, because you are. I bet you didn’t expect to actually meet a wrestler when you bought tickets for this event, did you? Not only any wrestler, but the greatest fucking wrestler in SCW, how do you feel about that, Jenna?”

I smirk, my hands still on my hips as I look forward at her, just two or three feet away from me as she fans her hands in front of her face, still smiling from ear to ear.

Jenna Matthews: “Sorry, just trying to control myself right now.  This is, like, a dream come true.  You’d probably have to be giving me mouth to mouth right now if Andrew Watts was here.”

I looked at her lips, talk about DSL, if you know what I mean. Man, she had them Angelina Jolie type lips, not that big, but definitely almost as nice. Mouth to mouth? Fuck, I wish Watts was fucking here, I’d give her much more than mouth to mouth, where is that fucker…wait, why the fuck would Watts be the reason for mouth to mouth? I’m so much sexier...

Ethan Alexander: “We have that effect, wait a second… why is Watts the reason you’d be getting mouth to mouth, I mean, I’m like ten times better than him...”

I arch my eyebrow at her, crossing my arms across my chest as I stare forward. My SCW World Tag Team Championship still on my shoulder. She raises an eyebrow at me, looking at me like she wants to jump me right here and now. Fuck, I wish she would.

Jenna Matthews: “Well, that is sort of true, but...I really wouldn’t be able to contain myself.  Oh my God...Can I touch it?!”

I smirk, wow, just a few minutes with this girl and she already knows she wants to touch it. I look down, it wasn’t showing, but I did have a semi from staring at her ass and lips so much. I guess it wouldn’t hurt to let her touch it, right? I smirk as I take a step forward, and let my arms fall to my side, wait a second...

Ethan Alexander: “Wait, before I let you touch it, how old are you? Is this even legal…?”

I take a small step back, not wanting to get arrested on a damn ship. She looks at me with an almost oblivious smile on her face.

Jenna Matthews: “Wait...do I have to be a certain age to touch the tag team title?  That seems so strange to me…”

Oh, she meant the title...I thought she meant, ugh, anyways. I nod my head, taking my Championship off of my shoulder and holding it out to her, I smirk as her jaw drops and she stands there in shock, literally, barely moving.

Ethan Alexander: “Go ahead, you can hold it...but, uh, on the age thing...you’re over 18 right? No reason...”

I wait with the title belt extended as she reaches very slowly for it, giggling from time to time.

Jenna Matthews: “Huh?  Oh...yeah!  I’m 19.  I’ll be 20 in October!  This is so awesome!  My friends will never believe this!  OH!  We should take a selfie!”

Ethan Alexander: “What the fuck is a selfie? OH! Like the picture of yourself, ugh…yeah, how about you come get really close to me, bring your phone and the Championship and, we can take a few...

I smirk, I’m such a dick, but hey...maybe I get lucky and her ass rubs against me in the selfie. She smirks, extremely excited as she steps closer to me, holding her phone out.  Her ass rubs right up against me and wow, Merry Christmas to me! I can’t help but take a step closer, to kind of, push more into her ass...lets just say my semi wasn’t really a semi anymore. I smirked at the camera as she threw her phone in the air.

Jenna Matthews: “Oh wow...My friends are going to be so jealous!  And I’m officially going to die one happy girl!”

Ethan Alexander: “Die? Don’t do that yet...you have a lot more you can do before that happens, Jenna.”

I smirked, wow, I usually don’t even remember names. Fuck, that was her name right? Or was it Jenny? Shit, doesn’t matter, with an ass like that I might as well call her Kim K or something. I looked down as she rubbed against me, she was definitely doing it on purpose, she continued to snap away as I placed my left hand on her lower side, touching her bikini bottoms, my thumb “accidentally” sliding into the waistband of them. She smirked, and continued to take selfies. Finally she stopped, turning around quickly, her arms hugging the SCW World Tag Team Championship and my hands somehow on her waist as she stared me in the eyes and started talking some more.

Jenna Matthews: “This is seriously like a dream come true.  Wait..don’t you have a girlfriend?  And where is Andrew Watts?  You guys have a big match to get ready for on Sunday!  Oh!  Can I watch a training session?!  This is so exciting...Oh My God.”

Ethan Alexander: “Girlfriend? Uh, no, not at all actually. Watts is probably off with his dick inside of Desiree somewhere, and honestly you call that a big match? Maybe a BIG joke, I mean Casey Williams? I’m sure you saw what I did to him a few weeks ago, that low blow and the Ultimate Sin? He was gone, and J2H poses no threat at all. Watch a training session, I have an even better idea Jenna. Would you like to be my training session today? I have a pretty good idea on what body parts I want to train, and I think you could actually be a big help, if you’re interested?”

I smirk, my hands still on her hips, thank God she was looking up at me because my hard on was showing in full effect, these trunks were about to rip open and she was either going to run for the hills, well, no hills, so I guess just dive overboard...or she was going to do what I hoped and grab me by the dick and walk me to the nearest room. I snapped back to reality, luckily she was still looking at my eyes, and about to ask about the training session. She had a huge smile on her face as she hugged my Championship even tighter and replied.

Jenna Matthews: “Me?!  Train with you?!  That would be...Holy crap!  I mean...You’d probably overpower me though.  I’m not a wrestler...”

Ethan Alexander: “Oh trust me, overpowering is a good thing in this situation Jenna. I think you are actually the perfect size, perfect body, and perfect person for this training session. I really think you’re going to be interested when you hear what I want to do exactly...”

I smirk, she was still clueless, it was kind of sad, but at the same time, I felt like when she found out what I was talking about, she would be 100 percent down for it, this girl was already on my nuts and beyond happy to meet me, I feel she’d do ANYTHING. I smirk as I look at her, she looks back, my arms still on her waist, slowly moving towards her lower back. She didn’t hesitate at all, she just kept thinking about the training session as she continued on.

Jenna Matthews: “Wow...A training session with Ethan Alexander!  That would be uh-mazing! I mean, I was hoping to meet you when I bought my ticket for the cruise, but TRAIN with you?  Like...my hands ON you?! ”

I rolled my eyes, was she really not getting it? I lowered my one hand, grabbing her ass as her eyes shot open and I pulled her in close to me, our bodies touching, and my hand grabbing a handful of the nicest ass I had seen in months. She was shocked and I smirked.

Ethan Alexander: “Yes, hands on me, the training session is me fucking your brains out, did you not catch that by now? Are you okay with that training session? Because I have a hard on that can break an iceberg in half and I need to get my cardio in, understand?”

I squeeze her juicy ass cheek harder as I get more and more into my talk. But, her look changes. She doesn’t look so hesitant and innocent anymore. She actually turns her bubbly personality to a more serious, sexy and seductive type. She gives me a confident smirk as she places her hand inside my shirt, grabbing my chest, and responding.

Jenna Matthews: “I thought you’d never ask.  I was almost ready to just pull you into a closet or something!  Judging by the Eiffel Tower in your pants you can’t wait much longer.”

Whoa, talk about a change of personality. Even I was in shock, but also at the same time very, very, very, very… YES! I smirked, looking down at her as I lifted her up by her ass and she wrapped her legs around me, I pushed her against the nearby wall and grinded up against her, looking at her, smirking.

Ethan Alexander: “You sure you want this? It’s A LOT to handle...”

I smirk, her legs wrapped tightly around me as I stare into her seductive eyes, I’ve never seen a personality change so fast....either she was playing clueless, or she just got really horny. She looked back at me and bit her bottom lip.

Jenna Matthews: “Shouldn’t you have been inside of me like five minutes ago?  Just shut up and fuck me already...”

Ethan Alexander: “Well...”

I smirk, letting her down, and spinning her around so that her backside is facing me, I push her against the wall and pause...

Jenna Matthews: “Well...well what?”

Ethan Alexander: “You have to agree to one circumstance, for this to happen...”

I smirk, I was getting my way, she was starting to get demanding, and there was ONE thing I had to make sure was going to happen once I was inside of her, and I was about to negotiate it. She turned back to look at me, I had her pushed up against the wall still as she asked what I wanted.

Jenna Matthews: “And that would be what exactly?”

Ethan Alexander: “I don’t just want to fuck you normal...have you seen that ass of yours? The only way you can have this, is if I can have that...if you catch my drift here. Basically, I’m saying I’m going in more than ONE of your holes down there...”

She pauses for a second, and instantly replies...

Jenna Matthews: “Uh, obviously… did you think that wasn’t going to happen or something?”

Ethan Alexander: “Lets get the fuck to my locker room, now...”

This one was a freak, I knew it. I didn’t even hesitate, and I knew she would want it rough so I grabbed her by the hair since her back was still to me, yanking her as I picked her up into my arms and made my way to the Danger Zone locker room. I hope Mikah wasn’t in there anymore, and if she was, I don’t really give a fuck anyways. I finally turned a corner, walked towards our room, I hated that we started this sharing a locker room thing because we are a stable. Watts, sure I don’t care, but why Mikah too? Fuck it. I literally kicked the door open and threw Jenna right on one of the beds. I shoved the door shut, spun her onto her knees and you know exactly what the first thing I went for was, but the details, oh we all know you want the details… too bad, let’s just say she lived up to her name. Jenna Jameson? World Famous Porn Star? This Jenna wasn’t much different, oh yeah… Danger Zone baby… ugh, shit, I forgot about Lucy, uh, I guess she didn’t have to know, right? Shit happens.


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Wow, talk about a fucking freak. I don’t know how I even lasted 37 minutes with that one, she had me ready to go after about 4 minutes. I felt like I was in a porno, she had to be a porn star, she had to be, there was no way. I was just afraid to ask. Wow, talk about the best sex ever, I love this fucking cruise. I looked down at her, she was covered in the satin sheets, but man I saw her uncovered and…woo hoo! Go Ethan fucking Alexander, fuck it, literally! If I could high five myself, I would right now..

Ethan Alexander: “So Jenna, how was that? Other than you screaming the whole time?”

I smirk, she might have been good as fuck, but I know I wasn’t half bad either, far from half bad honestly. She looked up at me, exhausted and probably throbbing in pain from the stretching I just gave her “exit only” section.

Jenna Matthews: “I need water, some Advil, and maybe a round two?”

What the fuck? Was she serious? A round two? I mean I have gone two, and three rounds before. But I don’t even know if a round two of what me and her just did was even possible. I exhaled, I could definitely get her the water, I am sure I could find the Advil. I just don’t know if I could find the round two, then again...I could always find the round two..

Ethan Alexander: “You...are...a...fucking...freak. Which is a compliment by the way, ugh hey… did you hear something?”

I look towards the bathroom, standing at the edge of the bed, completely naked as I take a step towards the bathroom door, my full front facing the bathroom door and the door swings open as Mikah walks out wearing nothing but a towel, seeing me, still completely hard from what just went on. Mikah’s jaw drops as I can’t do anything but kind of stand there and stare. Mikah’s eyes are bigger than baseballs, I don’t know what to say, or do. Mikah looks at me, then at the naked, sheet covered girl laying in the bed. Mikah looks back at me and starts yelling out at me...

Mikah: “Ethan! What the fuck!? Why are you naked, why are you THAT naked? Who is she? She is like 14!”

Ethan Alexander: “Mikah… Mikah why are you naked?! What the hell is going on?!”

Mikah: “Me? I was taking a damn shower! I’m in a towel, like a normal person...you’re showing off your shit like it’s a Golden Globe award or something, cover up, idiot!”

Jenna Matthews: “Hey, uh, I am not 14...”

Ethan Alexander: “SHUT UP!”

Mikah: “SHUT UP!”

Mikah and myself both turn and tell Jenna to shut up at the same exact time as she tries to cut in and tell us that she is not 14, like we care… well, I kind of care, but not right now. What the fuck? Mikah was here the whole time, I knew I heard the shower water running, damn it! Wait, was this my chance? Mikah in nothing but a towel, and Jenna laying in my bed naked? Should I… I turned and looked back at Mikah who gave me a look that said “I want to kill you” and that instantly killed my idea. I grabbed my Championship and placed it in front of my hard on, speaking of, how the hell was I still hard? I looked at Mikah, holding the Championship in front of my junk.

Mikah: “Oh, good job, Ethan. It took you long enough. I swear next time cover up instantly, I’m going to have nightmares about that thing now...!”

Ethan Alexander: “Wait, so you stared at it, eh?”

Mikah gave me a look that said everything, I knew what the look said. She was going to kill me in my sleep, she didn’t even have to say it, I just knew it, tonight, it was on.

Mikah: “It was staring at me, kind of hard to miss a completely naked idiot standing five feet away from me. God, what the hell is wrong with you and Watts?!!”

Ethan Alexander: “I… I...”

Mikah: “UGH!”

Mikah let out one of her Mikah screams and tantrums as she stomped her foot. I was kind of hoping her towel would fall off when she did this, but it didn’t. She turned around and stomped her way back into the bathroom, slamming the door shut. I shrugged my shoulders, that was awkward. At least Mikah has seen it now, maybe that will lead to my chance with Mikah, I’ve been waiting for that one for over a year now. I turned back to Jenna, she looked very uncomfortable. I was curious if she was uncomfortable because I just ruined her rectum, or because of everything that just happened with Mikah, or because of both. The bad part? I really wanted to shower, but… that would involve seeing Mikah, and I am pretty fucking afraid of her right now. Ugh, the love of this cruise. More and more stories to tell, Watts was going to love this one. Speaking of, I wonder where the fuck that asshole is hiding.


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I still couldn’t believe the garbage promo that Casey Williams and J2H cut, I mean...wow, garbage dude, garbage. Fuck, sorry, I had to swear, I hadn’t sworn in like five seconds. I shook my head, leaning back against the edge of the cruise ship, the water flowing just below, Watts standing right next to me. We were both dressed pretty casually, jeans, and a Danger Zone cut off shirt, both of us, like we were twins or something, me being the better looking one of course. I had just finished telling him the story about Jenna and Mikah, and how I thought I had a chance at a threesome, he reminded me that Mikah’s vagina is something that I would probably never touch, unless there was force involved. I smirked as the cameras started rolling, it was time for some Danger Zone action, time to show Casey Williams and his little Bieber wannabe J2H how to cut a REAL promo. Danger Zone style. I nodded my head, my SCW World Tag Team Championship tied on my waist as I stared forward, and began to speak.

Ethan Alexander: “Hey Watts, who are we even facing again on Sunday?”

Andrew Watts: “Casey and J2H, right?”

Ethan Alexander: “Oh no shit, they sang that "All My Life" song right? That was a fucking hit, they wrestle now? ”

Andrew Watts: “No dick, that’s K-Ci and JoJo that you are thinking of, but, eh...close enough I guess.”

Ethan Alexander: “Oh, yeah I forgot. We are facing that big baboon Casey Williams who thinks he is hot shit, why is he hot shit again? I mean, he got his ass handed to him by me last time we stepped in the ring together, and that was uh, pretty damn easy.”

Andrew Watts: “Yeah but you cheated dick, remember?”

Ethan Alexander: “Oh right, because it is totally my fault that K-Ci couldn’t focus on me and he was too busy staring at you, he must have a crush on you or something, not going to lie, when I low blowed him, it didn’t feel like the typical low blow, I think he had a hard on for you...”

Andrew Watts: “That makes a lot of sense now, now I get why he was all over me a couple of weeks ago with that so called “submission” attempt, I think he was going for a different kind of submission than the wrestling kind...”

Ethan Alexander: “I attract girls who fuck like pornstars, and you? You attract Casey Williams, good job there...”

Andrew Watts: “You know he is still crying that he got cheated and that he would have beat you if we didn’t “cheat,” right?”

Ethan Alexander: “It’s only cheating if you get caught, and well… we didn’t get caught, we never get caught. That is the whole point of fighting dirty, you need to actually be good at it.”

Andrew Watts: “Yeah well, I guess we can just prove them wrong on Sunday. It’s so lame though, like...why are we facing two random losers? Like, just because he got mad that you cock blocked him when he was trying to get with me? Now we have to start a war? I mean, if he really wants me that bad, he should probably have to go through Desiree, not you. Maybe he thinks we fly the same way as him or something... wait, are we on camera?”

We both look up, totally forgetting that the cameras were rolling, shit! The SCW Universe doesn’t like when words like the words we were just using are used, oh man we should probably apologize. I shake my head, placing my hands on my hips as I look at Watts, he opens his eyes a bit wider than usual and then we look back at the cameras.

Ethan Alexander: “Shit! We were using terms and words that are not SCW appropriate! We didn’t really realize the cameras were going...”

Andrew Watts: “Wow, I can’t believe we did that, we should probably apologize to the SCW Universe for how we just talked about Casey Williams and J2H...”

We look at each other, laugh and then look back at the cameras.

Ethan Alexander: “If we actually gave a fuck or two about what the authority or staff of SCW would say, then maybe we would apologize, but… Watts, do we?”

Andrew Watts: “Fuck no, the authority and staff of SCW can suck my big fat dick for all I care. Children are watching? Oh, too bad, their parents should change the fucking channel when Danger Zone comes on. You see it’s fucking annoying. the SCW sent us a letter saying we had to tone it down, no more being naked on camera, no more cussing, no more acting like degenerates, but...”

I quickly cut him off, smirking as I finish his sentence.

Ethan Alexander: “But that’s not any fucking fun! The SCW letter was good, it was really nice, like I enjoyed it… you know I did Watts, I really enjoyed it. Because, I kind of ran out of toilet paper when I was reading it, and you see I was taking a nice big shit, it looked similar to Casey Williams, and well… the letter came in handy because I wiped my ass with it and flushed it down the toilet… so basically...”

Andrew Watts: “So basically SCW, you can try to contain us, try to tame us, tell us what to do, but in reality, we run the fucking show. We are Danger Zone, we do what the fuck we want, we say what the fuck we want, and nobody can tell us otherwise, not even our boss… wait, who is the boss in SCW anyways?”

I let out a slight chuckle as Watts nods his head, looking at me, and then back at the camera.

Ethan Alexander: “Uh, last I checked, the two bosses in SCW were… Ethan Alexander… and Andrew Watts, is that still accurate?”

Andrew Watts: “You can bet your fucking ass it is… and do you know why? We run the SCW because we bring in the crowds, we sell the merchandise, because the fans fucking love us, they love how we talk, they love that Ethan fucks a different girl every other night, they love that I whip my ass and dick out on camera like I’m a fucking porn star, but most of all? The love that everyone who steps into the ring with me gets a fucking Highlight and cries themselves to sleep for a month after that. We are Danger Zone, and we aren’t going anywhere, no matter how much the SCW and it’s staff hates us, and why? Because the SCW is NOTHING without Danger Zone, and that everybody, is a fucking fact...”

Ethan Alexander: “Should we talk some more about the guys who we are going to destroy on Sunday, or should we save that for next time we come on camera?”

Andrew Watts: “I cum on camera too much man, I really have to stop before those get leaked… OH! You meant the other definition of coming on camera. Yeah dude, I have to take a big fucking shit right now, and Mikah took one earlier, and wow did our bathroom stink. Lets get out of here, i have to unleash… just like I am going to unleash on Casey and J2H, yeah… that’s right, I’m going to shit on you two pieces of garbage, get ready. I’d talk more but, fuck my stomach hurts… fucking cruise food.”

Watts grabs his stomach and hurries towards our locker room, he shits more than a fucking diarrhea laxative eating person, or whatever. I shake my head, well this was a fail. I look at at the camera, there wasn’t much more to say right now or do. But I had to give the fans something, what though?

Ethan Alexander: “Well, I guess Watts is going to go take a Casey, in other words he is going to go take a shit, in case big dumbass Casey Williams didn't catch on to that one. Ugh, I am over this. I just can't wait to step into that ring with fucking Casey and shut his big fat ass up once and for all. I guess it didn't work with the first Ultimate Sin, stomping his big ugly face into the fucking canvas, and covering him for the one, two, three. I guess Casey big bitch freight train of no pain Williams needs to get his face stomped on once more. Maybe he got some nice mouth to mouth from J2H after that match and it made him feel a little better. Only problem is, this time J2H will be laying right next to Casey, and not in the way that they are used to laying next to each other, not in bed, not cuddling, or whatever the fuck the big fat man and tiny Bieber man do in their spare time, but in hospital beds, with broken faces from the Ultimate Sin and the Highlight. I hope you boys came prepared, and I hope you both know some good plastic surgeons, because you are going to fucking need them after Watts and I are done with you. Step into the Danger Zone, and you're in big danger... once you enter the Danger Zone, you will never leave the same. Sunday, you douche bags learn that the hard way. I can't wait.”

Was there really much more to say? I didn't think so, I think we are good here honestly, right? Maybe one more thing? Maybe not? Ugh, I got it. I flipped up my middle finger on my right hand, right into the camera and then kicked the camera man right in the nuts. Casey likes low blows right? There is another one for you, gotta love taking those cheap shots, trust me… many more to come. I smirk as I walk away from the camera man who lays there, holding his junk, his camera on the floor. I wonder if Jenna is around, I could use some more porn style sex… that girl is one of a kind, one of a kind...


 
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[Casey Williams]

 On the Sun Princess Cruise Liner

The scene opens with Casey Williams talking to his wife Laura on board the Sun Princess Cruise Liner based out of Brisbane, Australia, just days before Summer XXXTreme III.  Casey is excited to get a shot at the tag team titles, especially seeing he recently returned to action not too long ago.

Casey-”Laura, do you have any idea how excited I am right now?”

Laura-”I have an idea, because I know how much you enjoyed the reign you had with Jordan “P.S.” Williams a few years ago when you guys had the titles.“

Casey-“Yeah, but I have a feeling that when I win with J2H Sunday, this reign will be different.”

Laura-”How do you figure that one?“

Casey-“Well, J2H and Jordan are two different wrestlers, who have two different styles of wrestling for one.  Jordan and I were just kinda thrown together, despite both of us being in NXT together.  J2H and I chose to team together on our own.  You know what I have seen in J2H, and feel more like an equal with him, partly because we have that open dialogue whereas I felt inferior to Jordan, whom I felt just barked what he wanted done.”

Laura chuckles as Casey gets frustrated, causing Casey to try to calm down, but gets more frustrated, because he knows that when Casey gets frustrated, he does things he regrets later, which is what the team doesn’t need against a team like Danger Zone.

Laura-”Sorry babe, we need to get you focused on defeating Danger Zone.”

Casey-”You are absolutely right.  They are going to be a tough challenge for J2H and myself, but I feel we can beat them.”

Laura-“I agree.  You guys should go to the gym and get another training session in before the match, and go over stuff you guys want to do in the match.”

Casey-“I know.  I will call him now to set that up.”

After he says that, Casey pauses and takes a deep breath. Then he pulls out his phone and calls J2H to make plans to get together to get a training session in.

Casey-”Yo, where you at?.”

J2H-“I am just leaving my room and going to go to the gym, why?”

Casey-”Wait for me when you get there, we should do get another training session in and discuss our plans for the match.”

J2H-”Will do, see you soon.”

Casey and J2H both hang up the phone as the scene fades to black.

Later that day

The scene shows Casey Williams with his wife, Laura, and their two kids, Noëlle and Drew, in their cruise liner room in  after meeting up with J2H.  He reflects on what Laura and he discussed earlier, as well as his training session with J2H.  He decides to call out the tag team champions in Danger Zone.

”Danger Zone, I really do not care what you guys have to say, because I have heard it all, and nothing you guys can say will phase me.  Then again, it doesn‘t matter what you two say because we all know it is what happens inside the ring that matters most, and what is going to happen is J2H and I will get the victory over you and Andrew Watts, and be crowned New SCW Tag Team Champions.  Just because you and Andrew are the current team to beat means shit, because anyone can be beat at any time, and there is nothing you guys can do to prevent your own demise.  We will show the world why the combination of speed and power is the best formula in a tag team. You may think I am bitter because of my loss to Ethan, but I am not bitter.  I will just get the better of you guys when it matters most, when the tag titles are on the line.  Then you guys will really regret picking a fight with me, because it will be me who gets the last laugh, as well as my tag partner J2H.  When J2H and I win those titles from you, we will go down in history as two of the greatest wrestlers in SCW history, especially in its tag team division, seeing we will become two time champions with different partners.”

Casey then bends down to grab Drew to help put him bed as the scene fades to black.

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MIKAH’S EYES BURN
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I walked around the ship. Man what a workout, this ship was pretty damn great. I honestly was really enjoying this. The gym wasn’t too bad, but it was just enough. It wasn’t the greatest, but I got enough work in to be satisfied, as usual...plus Desiree gave me a pretty good workout this morning, if you catch what I am saying there. Someone gave me a weird look and told me I need to step my game up in the gym, I laughed my ass off honestly. I mean, SCW World Tag Team Championship on my fucking shoulder, Danger Zone rolling hard, Mikah at the top of the Bombshell Division and not going anywhere? Give me a break, people are idiots. I exhaled, I was in a pair of black Nike workout shorts, a plain white tank top, and a pair of black and white Puma shoes, and of course I had my SCW World Tag Team Championship on my shoulder. My AOWF Legacy Championship was with Desiree, wherever she was.

| Andrew Watts |
”Ugh, I need a shower after all of that!”

Fuck it, I should just dive off of the boat, I’d probably freeze though. I shrugged a shoulder as I approached the Danger Zone locker room. Apparently Ethan was fucking some girl in here yesterday and Mikah saw him completely naked, he told me she was naked too, but pretty sure he slipped and said she was in a towel afterwards. His stories always had to make it sound like he got more than he really did. Anyways, I pushed the door open, flicked the light on, nice and empty. I looked around, cautious because of Ethan and Mikah and the random girl he fucked who probably wasn’t even of age, I shouted out...

| Andrew Watts |
“Yo?! Hello?! Anyone in here?!”

I shake my head and chuckle, nope, nobody around, just like I liked it. I tossed my SCW World Tag Team Championship onto the bed and then pulled my shirt up and off over my head. I tossed it next to my belt and then pulled my shorts down, followed by my boxers. I popped off my shoes and socks and well, completely naked, like most would be right before they shower. I took a deep breath, stretching and cracking my lower back, slight pain with the crack but it felt good too.

| Andrew Watts |
”Ah, that felt...nice”

I paused, taking a short breath and then walked towads the bathroom. I pushed the door open, walked right in and was greeted by nothing but Mikah’s bare ass, as she was slightly bent over, a leg up on the edge of the shower tub and shaving her legs. She did’t notice I even opened the door, but wow! What an ass, I’m not going to lie, I was instantly...aroused, harder than the iceberg that took down the Titanic. She still didn’t turn around, I didn’t know what to do, I closed the door behind me not thinking and when it shut, she jumped, turning around quickly!

| Andrew Watts |
“Whoa! Holy…!”

I saw a boob, a little nipple I think...pretty sure, everything happened so fast but she dropped her razor, it hit the floor and she grabbed a white bath towel from nearby and quickly covered her tits and vag. Wow, not going to lie but…fucking Desiree Parker, seeing Mikah’s ass and some boob? Pretty good day. She looked at me, her jaw was dropped in shock, then she looked down and saw the hardest thing in the bathroom, basically pointing right at her, her eyes widened larger than Ms. Rocky Mountain’s tits. She looked back up at me, then I was pretty sure she took a second quick glance down again, but maybe I was just thinking she did, or maybe she did. She screamed out!

| Mikah |
“ANDREW! WHAT THE! COVER UP, NOW!”

Fuck, I wasn’t even thinking about that. I grabbed a nearby towel that was sitting on the counter and wrapped it around my waist.

| Andrew Watts |
“Uh, yeah, uh, what the fuck Mikah?!”

| Mikah |
“Me?! Don’t you know how to knock?!”

| Andrew Watts |
“I said hello is anyone in here, nobody answered!”

She paused for a second, looking around, then she looked down again, yeah I was wearing a towel but clearly I was still rock hard and pushing through the towel basically.

| Mikah |
“Andrew! Cover yourself better! It’s basically ready to pop right back out!!!

I couldn’t help but laugh, she was going to kill me...I wanted to say something dirty so bad, or just tell her to get down on her knees and get to work or something. She probably would too, I know for a fact she would get on her knees for me actually. And then? Then she would cut my dick right off, that’s what she would do...and probably leave the balls for Desiree to finish the job. I pushed my hand over my uh...rock, trying to make it not show as I stared at her.

| Andrew Watts |
“This wasn’t too awkward, right? I mean, we are both good looking, I just saw your ass, some crack, a boob, and you...”

She scoffed, shaking her head with a bit of a disgusted look, as she yelled out at me.

| Mikah |
“GET OUT!!!”

I nodded my head, then smirked confidently...

| Andrew Watts |
“Hold up, hold up! They did tell us to limit our showers because of the hot water supply. Ever hear of uh, shower together, save the wat...”

| Mikah |
“I am going to count to three, do you want to live to defend your titles or no?!”

I nodded my head, smirking once more as I turned around, grabbed the door handle, turned it, pulled it open and then stopped, turning and looking at Mikah. I flash a cocky smirk at her as she crosses her arms over her only about half covered tits, not realizing I could see the top of her left nipple, I wasn’t going to tell her though...

| Andrew Watts |
“Hey, that’s one hell of an ass by the way… porn star status...”

Her face glowed red with anger, but I knew at the same time she loved the attention. She grabbed a nearby bar of unwrapped soap from a rack next to her (not her own rack) and she whipped it at me! I dodged it as it hit the wall right next to my head. Her whole left boob fell uncovered when she did this and I just smirked.

| Andrew Watts |
“Nice boob too, perfect nipple honestly...”

She didn’t even bother covering herself, she began to charge towards me, boob still completely out, the look on her face said I was about to be murdered and I quickly exited the bathroom, pulling the door shut, and holding it. I felt her fist smash into the door and she screamed something out. Wow, what a fucking body. I looked down, yeah, she had a good effect on me. She was going to tell Desiree, and Desiree was going to kill me, or I would get super lucky and get a threesome, a man can hope, right?



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So, did the SCW really try to book fair and even matches, or did they just throw whoever and whoever in a match which each other? I mean, I get it, they can’t find a tag team as talented as Ethan and myself, but come on, each and every week it just gets more and more…of a joke, it was seriously, sad…

I mean first it was the Tag Team Championship match, it was fun, a nice three way elimination tag match. Who got eliminated? Everyone except for Ethan and myself, because lets be honest, who the fuck is going to eliminate either of us? Unless we pin each other or some shit, right? Yeah, I guess so…

Then the SCW claimed that we needed to make our first Championship defense, I thought it was pretty fucking early, I mean, aren’t titles supposed to be defended at big events? You know, make the match that much more important and make the belts seem much more worthy, and what not. Anyways, we go two on two with those Surf Boy California mother fuckers, and what the hell happened? They went bye bye, really quick. I Highlighted Harley, or Narley, or Radical, or whoever the hell I Highlighted, I don’t know, they all look the same...and Casey Williams just couldn’t handle it, he couldn’t take the fact of how great Ethan and I are in the ring, so what did he do? Interfere, make us win by DQ and not by proper pinfall like I was about to, oh and then he bragged about beating my ass…

Hitting someone in the back with a fucking steel chair is nothing to brag about. You’re like 400 pounds fat fuck and you still need a steel chair to sneak attack me with? What's funny about the sneak attack is that Casey has been fucking complaining over and over about the cheap shot that Ethan hit him with while I apparently distracted him. I was just walking on the apron, making sure it was safe and not slippery, I don’t know why that distracted Casey, but whatever, maybe he is just into guys, so he got a thrill out of staring at me, pretty sure he said something dirty to me when I was on the apron anyways. But back to cheap shots. You call what Ethan did a cheap shot, Casey? How are you going to cry about that for fucking four weeks when you hit ME with an even BIGGER cheap shot than Ethan hit you with? I mean, low blow from behind while you're distracted, and steel chair to the back from someone who isn’t even in the match? Yeah, I think you were a bit cheaper there buddy, so quit your crying, because if anyone is hitting cheap shit around here... yeah, we all know who.

Casey and Ethan seem to have a bigger beef than I have with Casey, I could care less. The guy hit me with a cheap shot from behind but we all know just what the fuck will happen to him when he goes face to face with me, and I don’t mean the shit that will exit his asshole because of the fear he will have of me...I mean the whooping that I am going to give him, mopping the fucking canvas with him, cleaning the ring ropes with him and then Highlighting him into 2016 and possibly further. Casey you might have an obsession with Ethan, you might really like him, talk about him a lot, probably want to suck his dick, I don’t know what your fantasy really is, and I could care less. But where you fucked up was hitting me in the back with a steel chair. Cheap shots on me like that, they are always regretted, and on this fucking cruise ship that we are on, you have nowhere to run mother fucker, and you won’t run anywhere. That ring? You are stuck in it, with me... J2H won’t be able to save you, and you are going to fucking get what you deserve. I promise to kick your ass from turnbuckle to turnbuckle, rope to rope, and then crash your face straight into the canvas with a Highlight, and Casey? That’s a fucking promise…

I am going to be 100 percent fucking honest here Casey, I watched both of your promos and they were fucking great. Why were they so great? Because they were two of the best comedies I have fucking seen in a while, you really know how to tell some jokes man...wait, you were joking in your promos right? Because the shit you were saying couldn't have been serious, there is no way, there can't be a way. I mean, first off you said that you had your match against Ethan won and claimed that the "tactics" of using me to distract you and Ethan to cheap shot you didn't get under your skin one bit. The funny thing is, you were getting your ass handed to you all match, you couldn't even focus on Ethan, and he just had the upper hand the whole damn time, how the fuck were you going to win? And as for it not getting under your skin, are you fucking serious dude? You've been crying about it for four weeks now, and you still are and haven't stopped. Clearly it bothered you, I mean, why else would you be talking about the low blow so much? Unless of course, you enjoyed Ethan touching you down there, that would explain A LOT of things...literally would make everything so much more fucking clear. Actually, I think I get it now, and it's...weird.

Then you continued on and told us everything that we have all heard ONE MILLION times. You said to wait until Summer XXXtreme III where you and J2H will take the titles from me and Ethan, you said this about fourteen times in your nice long twenty word promo, talk about being repetitive right? I mean, come on man, at least J2H knows what is up. The dude is fucking hiding, not showing his face, because he knows how bad Ethan and I are going to fuck you two up and destroy you. That or you rammed him up the ass too hard and he is still in rehab, recovering or some shit, I'm not sure how you roll but you seem to call him your PARTNER a little bit TOO MUCH. It gives me a feeling that he is more than just your partner in the ring, or at least, that you wish it was more. Ha, it really got me laughing when you said you expect our match to steal the show, show stealing involves two great sides right? Two great teams? So why would you call me and Ethan worthless two seconds after saying we would steal the show. Worthless people don't steal shows there buddy not sure how long you have been in the business but you need to get your definitions right, and for your information, we won't be stealing the show, and why? Because this one is going to be the quickest match on the card, you guys don't stand a chance, you're two nobodies, literally, and well...we both know how quick the fat men like you fall, so...hopefully the canvas and ring hold up, there are matches after us and we don't want the ring to collapse when Senior Fatass goes flying to the ground…

I don't really care honestly that you have both been SCW World Tag Team Champions before, good for you, that was before Ethan and I were in the division. You are FORMER Tag Team Champions, that means you lost the belts, not something to be very proud of there buddy, just saying. Mr. Hall of Fame eh? If you really think becoming a two time SCW World Tag Team Champion will make you a Hall of Famer, then one of two things are going on. Either one, you're on fucking crack, or two, the SCW Hall of Fame is a joke, because, no offense...you are far from Hall of Fame worthy, have you even won a match since your return? And J2H, he can't even finish a match, dude runs out of time and shit, fucking end it before the time limit hits or something, jeez.

Anyways I could sit here and talk about how bad your promos were all day. I could sit here and talk about how I am going to kick your ass and blah blah blah, just like you did, and just like everyone else does. But honestly? I could also go fuck the shit out of Desiree Parker right now, and that sounds a little bit better than talking about Casey Williams and J2H, so…yeah, priorities. I guess I’ll see you two in the ring, I hope you bring your A-Game…not that it’ll matter, because it’s just going to be Sins and Highlights, Danger Zone all day baby. Fuck with the best, and you’ll eat shit like the rest. See you Sunday, mother fucks.

Climax…
 
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