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Seriously, this is some kind of joke right?
« on: March 27, 2015, 11:15:20 PM »
 
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[REC *]

Travis is pacing back and forth inside some room that is very well lit. He doesn't seem all that thrilled about his upcoming match for Climax Control 110. Could it be the location or the match itself? The only person who can answer that is him.

"This week, I must step foot inside the most disgusting country in Europe. There is a reason this place was a forgotten Communist country during the Soviet Union. Out of all the worthless countries, we have to come here. What did I do to deserve this kind of peasant treatment? I demand penthouse suites. I would like the chance to visit a gentlemen's club for some much needed stress relief but not here. I wouldn't get within a hundred paces of any female in this place. They sleep with swine. What kind of person wants to sleep with bacon?"

Travis continues pacing inside the room.

"Why couldn't Mark or Christian waited a week to book this match? Is it worth it placing a man of wealth in a dingy pile of shit? This fucking place is the main reason why I don't wrestle in Europe that much. I find it totally beneath me. This place is really beginning to piss me the fuck off and that doesn't bode well for the teddy bear fucking Desparye and his flavor of the week Roxi Johnson."

Travis stops pacing immediately and looks directly into the camera.

"Why do I get myself in these kind of situations? When will everyone realize that I hate sharing my spotlight. They really want to watch their resident child get completely fucked up by the man with no remorse. You see Despayre, I could careless if you are SCW's best tag team wrestler. I wonder if you can really handle someone like me. I am no rookie. I have seen every case out there and your case doesn't even phase me one fucking bit.

I will admit you are entertaining but being entertaining doesn't always equal a win. Jennifer Aniston is entertaining but she never wins an award for it. Just because you are a tag team specialist means absolutely shit to me. It just proves that wanting the spotlight isn't even on your radar. I really don't want to be the man who ruins your childish brain. Then again, I don't give a rat's fuck. I don't even need a tag partner.

Melody Grace didn't even do anything when we moved in the first round match against Ramone and Delia. I feel like that is what will happen this week. I will carry this stupid bitch on my shoulders and make her regret stealing my spotlight. You can be a tag team man all you want but this week that will not matter.

The Phenomenon is coming to make Climax Control 110 a better place for himself."


Travis lets out a chuckle.

"This week, Mr. TNA will make the best of the horrible situation he has been put in. I don't care who has a problem with me because in the end they will just have to DEAL WITH IT.

Catch you all on Climax Control."


The recording stops as Travis exits the room.