The scene opens up to show nothing more than a close-up shot of a smoking pile of rubble that makes up a rather significant crater. The broken pieces that are scattered around these scene seem to vary from the opposite extremes of charred remains to red glowing embers, as smoke and steam still billow off from it all. As this continues on, the camera shot slowly starts to zoom out a bit, bringing a bit more into view and making it apparent that the location of this scene is in the midst of the parking lot at Scott Airforce Base in St. Louis, Missouri, location of this week's SCW Climax Control.
After some time of settling in on the massive crater that exists in the midst of this parking lot, the camera shot zooms out once more to bring a familiar face into view, as it turns out that former SCW Heavyweight Champion Nick Jones as standing at the very edge of the disastrous mess, staring down at it wide-eyed and slack-jawed, in a clear state of complete and utter shock. Nick looks as though he has something to say, but cannot quite seem to form the words as his mouth moves just a bit, but not a single noise is heard at all.
This silence doesn't last much longer though, as after a few more moments of this scene, Nick is joined at this sight by SCW's favorite trio of Despayre, Big B and, of course, Angel. As these three who have joined Nick spend a few moments looking on in amazement themselves, that doesn't last very long before the silence is broken, with Despayre turning his attention away from the mess before them and towards Angel and Big B.
Despayre: Wow, that DID make a big hole.
Big B: Yeah, no kidding. I guess Angel was right, huh?
Nick does not say a word, at least not at first, but instead his eyes somehow manage to go even wider as he turns his head ever so slightly to look in the direction of his cousin and his cousin's friends, a look of complete rage and fury filling his eyes. Nick glares at them without even blinking and after a few moments they seem to notice, yet don't seem to quite comprehend the displeasure and negativity that is clearly intended to go along with that look, as Nick receives a couple of goofy smiles and waves in return.
Big B: Hey cuz!
Despayre: Yeah, hey! Did you see that? Wasn't that cool?
Nick seems to have finally reached his breaking point, as he is quick to snap back after this comments, screaming back in response with a tone filled with anger.
Nick: Hey?!? COOL??!? Are you two imbeciles out of your friggin' minds?!?!?
Nick does not hesitate a moment, shaking his head at himself after his last comment and not even allowing a chance for them to respond before continuing on.
Nick: Look who I'm asking; of course you are, you're friggin' psychopaths!!!
Big B and Despayre look to each other and point back and forth to one another, and then to Angel, seeming to try to figure out who Nick's comments are actually directed at. They eventually shrug in seeming defeat before looking back to Nick.
Big B: So, um... you didn't answer Despy's question. Did you see that big boom? It was all like KAPOW!
Big B goes on to make a variety of explosion type sounds with his mouth as shoots his hands out to signal a blast. Despayre cannot help laugh as he points towards Big B's acting job gleefully.
Despayre: Yeah, just like that. And don't forget the part where it went all, KRRRRRRRR!
Despayre adds on some displays of his own, seemingly indicating the aftermath of the crater that had caved in before them. Nick watches all of this, clearly growing only more angry by the second at B and Desp's clear amusement of the situation.
Nick: See it?? SEE IT?!? I WAS NEARLY IN THE DAMN MIDDLE OF IT!!!
Big B: Seriously???
Despayre: Wow, that would have been so, um... awesome!
Big B: Yeah, I know!
Nick seems to be left in even more shock by the unexpected reaction of those two.
Nick: AWESOME?!? Are you trying to tell me you freakin' wackos actually did that crap on purpose?!?
Big B: Well we didn't actually do it, ya know.
Despayre: Nuh uh, wasn't us.
Nick: Oh yeah, because I'm sure there's plenty of other folks around here who don't see the harm in playing around with friggin' ROCKETS. You expect me to believe that crap?
Big B: Um... maybe? I don't think I understand the question.
Despayre: Maybe you should ask Angel. After all, he's the one who made it all go GAPOOSH!
Despayre puts on another show meant to emulate the explosion that occurred. Nick looks back and forth between Despayre, Angel, and Big B for a few moments, seeming to not be quite sure what to say before finally settling in on his cousin and screaming at him some more.
Nick: So you're seriously telling me you just sat by and watched while that freakin' bear...
Nick stops himself and shakes his head violently, as he realizes what he just said. He then chooses to correct himself before continuing on.
Nick: ... while that friggin' nutcase tried to kill me?!?
Big B: Angel isn't a nutcase... he was just playing around.
Despayre: Yeah, we were just having some fun! What's the big deal?
Nick: The big deal?!? Oh, maybe it has something to do with the fact that you blew up my entire damn car, and nearly me along with it?!?
Despayre: Yeah, but you would have been fine anyway... I mean you have life insurance right?
Nick looks completely dumbfounded by this comment by Despayre, as he just looks at him with a look of confusion across his face and can only muster up a one word response.
Nick: What?
Big B: He's right, I know you do. Angel even made sure to ask us first.
Nick: What?!?
Despayre: Yeah, so it would like... insure you would still have life anyway. No big deal, everyone's ok!
Big B: Exactly, and obviously it worked.
Nick: Wait... WHAT?!?!?
Nick lowers his head in shakes it in disgust as he seems unable to form a more extensive response, left nearly speechless by the ridiculous lengths that the child-like innocence of Big B and Despayre can really take them at times. On multiple occasions, Nick seems nearly ready to say something else, but is quite clearly unable to put it all together into a coherent response to this absurdity.
Big B: Although you might want to look into that car insurance you got for that car. It didn't seem to work very well.
Despayre: I think he must have just forgotten to get it, because it would insure he has a car, but look, he doesn't.
Big B: Oh yeah, good point. So I guess that's a lesson learned, huh cuz?
Nick looks towards both of them and still seems to be unable to muster a response.
Nick: WHAT?!?!?!?
Big B: Is this a new game or something? I don't get it.
Despayre: Maybe you can teach it to us later though! But first we need to go get ready for our match.
Big B: Yeah, and so then we can go into the ring and be all like KABAM to Sean Jackson!
Despayre: And then after that, all PROOOOOOOSH to Dying Breed!
Big B and Despayre of course both get back into making their various explosive hand gestures, and continue to add on more noises as the turn and walk off, along with Angel, heading back towards the area where the show is being setup, and leaving Nick all alone once again. With the others guy, Nick turns his attention back to the smoking pile of rubble before him, staring at it and still left in complete shock, as he continues to be able to muster up only one word of speech.
Nick: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?
With that, Nick continues to stare at the pile before him as the scene slowly fades to black.
