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MIDDLE FINGER UP
« on: October 05, 2012, 08:27:08 PM »
 
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Limo Ride to HBO Interview
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My life was falling apart around me, I had done everything I had set out to do but it wasn't enough anymore, I was starting to lose everything, sure my career was

still one of the if not the best in the business, but my personal life was just one giant ball of screw up, I'm Twenty One divorced Twice, Two Children to two

different women, I was going through life just having sex with different women simply because I couldn't trust them enough to show my true feelings, My Life will never

be normal it never has been so why change the habit of a life time.

as I sat in the back of the Limo with Clayton Paris My head trainer, I leaned my head against the window looking out my mind was gone, I had this huge interview with

HBO but my mind was somewhere else, it was with someone else I guess, My mind was never like this normally I was a hundred percent focused on my matches, but right now

I just didn't care, I didn't care about winning, I didn't care about my opponent.

As I sat there just lost in my own thoughts, I felt a hand on my shoulder I closed my eyes slightly before slowly turning my head around to see Clayton looking at me

with a concerned look on his face, I just looked at him with a blank expression on my face.

Clayton Paris: Cody, Man seriously what's wrong with you? You have been acting weird all week.

I just continued to look at him with a blank expression, I didn't really know what to say, No matter how hard I tried to think about what was wrong with me I just

couldn't come up with an answer.

Cody Taylor: I really Don't know Clayton

I just shrugged slightly knocking Clayton's hand of my shoulder, I didn't mean to do it but whatever right now I didn't even care about his feelings, Hell I didn't

even care about my own feelings at this moment in time.

Clayton Paris: You realize you can talk to me right? I'm here for you Cody.

As Clayton finished talking to me I slowly turned my head back to the window, once again resting my head against the window, I thought about wither or not to just open

up to Clayton, It wasn't really my style but I want to get rid of this stuff that is building up inside of me.

Cody Taylor: Love is complicated Clayton, I love Adree, I love Rochelle and I love Latoya but at the same time I just don't trust any of them, Life is just fucked I

guess.

Clayton patted me on the back, I knew he was only trying to help me but I just wanted to close myself off from the world again.

Clayton Paris: So Why Don't you Trust women then?

The second Clayton asked the question my mind just went blank, I let out a small sigh I just didn't want to answer his question, I didn't want to drag up the past it

was best left where it belonged in the past.

Cody Taylor: I don't want to talk about it Clayton.

I closed my eyes slightly thinking about my life, thinking about the past it was painful to remember it but sometimes it just crept into my mind and it was impossible

to get out, My mom walked out on me when I was a baby, My grandmother died when I was only ten, Every woman I ever loved had left me in some way shape or form, that

was why it was just too hard for me to trust a female, I knew it was stupid, I knew Adree would never leave me but there was just that little nagging in the back of my

mind telling me not to trust her.

My eyes remained closed as Clayton continued to pat my back, I was try to get everything out of my mind, I had a match to get ready for and last thing I needed was my

past running through my head, when I over think I don't perform at the level I have set for myself, I'm one of the best in the world and if I fail to perform at that

standard and it just makes me worse, it makes me want to walk away, sometimes I wonder why I even stick around in the sport anyway, it just makes me worse, if I'm not

on top it eats me up inside, But I didn't know why because I had done it all, I had nothing left to prove but I couldn't walk away and not be the best.

Clayton Paris: Cody you need to stop bottling this stuff up, if you keep up like this then we both know what will happen, remember last time you got depressed?

I knew what he was talking about last time I got depressed I walked out on the sport for months, walked away from multi million dollar contracts, world championships

all because I was in a stupid little mood, but I couldn't help it I had been to doctors and they couldn't help me, I had counselling and even that wouldn't work for

me, all I knew was I walked away from the sport made myself depressed even more, miss the sport come back get happy for a while then get depressed all over again.

Cody Taylor: You're right Clayton but I just don't even know whats wrong with me, I hate this feeling man, maybe I should have just retired and done something else,

It's clear that my problem's aren't just The girls, it's my entire life, I've been in the fighting game since I was Eleven, I never loved it, it was just drummed into

me, My love life is fucked because I don't trust women, cause every Woman in my life has left me, Sure I have money, Sure I have the titles but what are they actually

worth when it comes to the end of the day?

Clayton shook his head slightly as I slowly turned around to look at him, I had no Idea what he was about to say to me, normally he would just tell me it straight but

recently he has been telling me what I want to hear.

Clayton Paris: You are an Idiot.

The second I heard him call me and Idiot, My eyebrow arched right up wondering why the hell he just called me that, He didn't have the right to talk to me like that,

He was my trainer not my father.

Clayton Paris: You have it all and yet you can't deal with the fame.

I groaned I knew he was about to go into one of his long ass lecture, I really couldn't be dealing with listening to him, He was so annoying as hell when he gets in

that mode of his.

Clayton Paris: Why the hell would you say you shouldn't have came back? You are one of the if not THE best in this sport, but NO you have to act like a child and run

away when the going gets tough, you know what your problem is Cody?

When he asked me that I just shrugged slightly, I honestly didn't know or cared what he was going to say next.

Clayton Paris: Your problem is that you have had it to easy in this sport, you have never had anyone that could challenge you, the only person that could challenge you

is Shark but that's only one man, so you are bored because you find this too easy for you.

As Clayton spoke to me I just rolled my eyes slightly, but I knew he was right this was too easy for me every company I walk into I ended up on top Why? simple because

there was no one on my level, there was no one who could compete with me, maybe I am Cocky but it's the truth no one could stop me.

Cody Taylor: Not my fault there is nobody out there that can go toe to toe with me, Maybe These stupid Wrestling schools should try and advance their students better

then maybe they wouldn't get destroyed the second they stepped into the ring with me.

I chuckled slightly as Clayton shook her head slightly, I knew exactly what was next to come out of his mouth.

Clayton Paris: why do you and Shark always get to damn Cocky? I try to keep you both grounded but you both end up doing the opposite.

Cody Taylor: Because we are the best, We have every right to be cocky and confident.

Clayton continued to shake his head at me but I was just like whatever, I didn't care to be truthful, My mind was kind frame had changed from despressing to Cocky so I

was happy now.

Cody Taylor: Anyway fuck this, what you got on this Vaugh Andrews Bitch or whatever the fuck his name is? Shit I don't really care.

As Clayton shook his head, I knew I got this guys name wrong but I didn't care, the guy wasn't in my league No one even knew who he was so It was going to be easy for

me to win.

Clayton Paris: his Name is VAUGHN ANDREWS, he calls himself the Poster boy.

The second Clayton mentioned the guy called himself the poster boy, I couldn't help but burst out laughing about it, I mean really theres only one Poster boy in this

sport and its me.

Clayton Paris: Stop Laughing Cody, He's a Highflier from Columbus, ohio stands in at Six foot One and Weighs Two Hundred twenty two pounds.

I continued to laugh as Clayton told be he was a highflier but was like Two Hundred odd pounds, That amused me because Id never met a highflier who was that damn fat

or as he would probably call it "muscles"

Cody Taylor: This Guy already sounds Weak, Got any Background Info on the bitch?

Clayton nodded slightly and I allowed a big grin to grow across my face, I knew this was going to make me laugh.

Clayton Paris: He broke into wrestling at the age of Nineteen and joined some Stable called Masters of the Apocolypse. he became the youngest champion in the history

of Continental Wrestling Association.

I couldn't hold in the laughter as I chuckled at what Clayton was Saying, I had never heard of any company name Continental wrestling association or a Stable called

Masters Of The Apocolypse, the guy was clearly unknown so why should I actually worry about him.

Clayton Paris: Can you Wait Till I finish before laughing?

I shrugged before nodding at his request.

Clayton Paris: his family was very poor growing up so Vaughn learned most of what he knew as a young wrestler from street fighting. When he was 16 an old hustler

turned wrestler named Life saw the youngster at some cage fights and took him under his wing.

I shook my head slightly before raising my eyebrow slightly.

Cody Taylor: What Sort of name is Life? Sounds like a mother fucking Hippy.

Clayton Groaned slightly.

Clayton Paris: Leave Your Comments Until I'm done Aight?

As Clayton narrowed his eyes at me I just nodded along and put a fake big smile on my face.

Clayton Paris: He had a very successful start to his CWA career until his mentor Disappeared then After about a year without his mentor showing up Vaughn had a mental

breakdown and retired from competition when he was twenty three leaving CWA while holding the world championship title.

I raised my hand slightly trying to mock Clayton who was acting like a damn teacher right now.

Clayton Paris: WHAT?

I chuckled as he shouted at me.

Cody Taylor: So He is Mentally fucked? Oh and What the hell is CWA?

Clayton shook his head at me.

Clayton Paris: He had a Mental Breakdown ok? and How Should I know?

I shrugged at him.

Clayton Paris: Now are you going to let me Finish or are you just going to butt in with your stupid comments?

When He asked me the question, I just shrugged again didn't really know wither or not I would just butt in with stupid comments.

Clayton Paris: After a couple years of pretty much just hanging out with friends and family and searching for his mentor Vaughn has been training for the past three

years and wrestling here and there in Japan and overseas other places to get his feet wet.

The second Clayton finished talking, I looked at him with an emotionless face for a few seconds before bursting out laughing once again, Clayton shook his head at me

but I couldn't help it, this guy was such a sad case it was hard not to laugh at him.

Cody Taylor: I'm going to kill this fucking idiot, why the hell is those idiots Mark Ward and christian Underwood thinking put this guy against me? They must not want

his career to last long in SCW, cause I'm going to break every single bone in his body, just for the simple fact these idiots put me in the opening match up, They

expect me to put up with this shit? Man this better be a one week only thing or I'll walk the fuck out.

Clayton shook his head but this time I didn't really know why.

Clayton Paris: Maybe starting from the bottom and working your way back to the top is what you actually need right now, I mean come on ASWF you main evented, IWF you

Main Evented, TIW you Main Evented, WEW you main evented, You have been on top for to long you're no longer hungry, Maybe if you have to work your way back up you

might get that hunger back.

I looked at Clayton with a blank expression on my face, I was still letting what he just said to me soak into my mind, it was alot of bullshit he just said but maybe

in a way his bullshit was actually right, but I'd never admit it to him.

Cody Taylor: that is the dumbest load of shit I have ever heard since Sheyanne said she was going to remain sober for a night.

Clayton rolled his eyes but I knew he was trying not to laugh at the comment about Sheyanne, I just kept a blank expression on my face as I kept looking at him.

Clayton Paris: Why are you such an asshole?

Cody Taylor: Why haven't you had sex since the Eightys?

Clayton groaned slightly before turning away from me and placed his head against the window, I let a small smile grow on my face as I knew I won that battle of wits

with Clayton.

Cody Taylor: So you don't feel like telling me about your sex life?

Clayton slowly turned to look at me with a scowl on his face, I tried not to laugh at him.

Clayton Paris: Just shut up till we get to the interview with HBO.

I slowly turned to look forward and dropped myself into the seat with a huge smirk on my face, I don't know why but I loved annoying people somehow cheered me up when

I annoyed someone so much they refused to talk to me.

Cody Taylor: Ok Have it your way.

So we both agreed to sit in silence till we got to the interview, Now my only problem was deciding how to spend the rest of the drive over there.


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HBO Interview:
The Trials and Tribulations Of An Axe Murderer
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After the Limo Ride from hell I found myself in the HBO studios, the room was Dark except for a spotlight in the middle of the room with two chairs, I was sitting in

one and Max Kellerman the interviewer sitting on the other, behind me was the American Flag, behind him was the Puerto Rican flag symbolizing my Heritage, I sat there

with my eyes locked on to Max until I was giving the notice that the cameras where now rolling.

Max Kellerman: Ladies and Gentlemen, Welcome to a HBO Special, the Trials and Tribulations of an Axe Murderer the story of Cody Taylor, the Mixed Martial Arts Legend,

The Wrestling Icon, The Multiple time world Champion and the Future Boxing Star? Today we talk with the man who helped make UFC what it is today, the Man who took

Professional Wrestling to another level, Welcome Cody.

Max slowly extended his hand for me to shake, I just looked at him like he was stupid, I didn't care who he was but he expected me to shake his hand? I slowly turned

my head to the side noticing Clayton mouthing to me to shake his hand, So I shrugged slightly before shaking his hand.

Cody Taylor: Whatever

Max Kellerman: You look like you didn't want to shake my hand for a moment there?

Cody Taylor: nothing against you man, I just don't know or care who you are, Ya dig?

The camera Crew chuckled slightly at what I just said to Max, but I wasn't trying to be funny I was just being honest.

Max Kellerman: um Ok, Well let's kick this interview off by talking about your early years, you had a very tough time through out your entire childhood.

I just looked at Max with a blank expression

Cody Taylor: What's to talk about? My Mom and Dad left me when I was a baby, got sent to live with my grandmother, she died was left in the street with my brother and

sister before being adopted by Michael O'Connell and his wife.

I continued to look at Max with a blank expression as he sat there looking speechless.

Max Kellerman: Don't you want to tell us, how it felt?

Cody Taylor: It was Great Fun.

Max Kellerman: Cody come on, open up a little.

As he told me to open up a little I decided to just troll him, he was an asshole not Like I would give a shit about him anyway.

Cody Taylor: I cry every night yo, My Mommy and Daddy left me, My Grandmother died and left me on the streets, Woooah Der dog I really had it rough.

Max slowly placed his hand on my hand.

Max Kellerman: Yes You did.

I looked down at him touching my hand, I slowly looked up at him with a pissed off look on my face.

Cody Taylor: Dog are you a fag? Do you like it up the Anus Hole?

I quickly pulled my hand away as Max looked at my confused.

Cody Taylor: Dog I ain't no Fudge Packer, You aint parking Nothing up ma Dirt Track, Yo if your into that Shit I can get you Charlie's Digits, But Dog Touch me again

I'll knock yo ass out.

Max Kellerman: I'm Not Gay ok?

Cody Taylor: Dog Yo' ass getting so defensive when you getting accused of being one of the Elton John army, Dog are you really gay? I won't judge you, Ok I'll laugh

and Tell Shark and He'll out you on Twitter.

Max narrowed his eyes slightly at me.

Max Kellerman: Can we please get on with the Interview?

I shrugged at his request.

Max Kellerman: so if you won't talk about your Childhood will you talk about your UFC Career with us?

I once again Shrugged at his request.

Max Kellerman: you were without a doubt one of those guys in the UFC that helped elevate it to new heights, you took the UFC to levels it had never been before, Fans

worshipped you, because they could relate to you, you weren't just some guy with a shaved head who thought he was tough, you had been fighting your entire life, you

were never supposed to get to that point in your life.

Cody Taylor: Wow Way to Kiss ma ass Max, Seriously good job, your mom must be so proud with all the ass kiss you can do.

Max Kellerman: Are you going to actually take this interview seriously, or are you going to make juvenial Jokes?

Cody Taylor: Ok ok Stupid having a bitch fit, i'll answer your stupid question.

Max Nodded slightly at me.

Max Kellerman: When you first got called up to the UFC to fight Chuck Liddell, How did that feel? All the abuse you took from Chuck and the fans, Just to walk out

there and knock him out in the first round.

Cody Taylor: when I got the call up from the UFC, I was happy I guess, when they told me I was going to fight Chuck Liddell, I was kind of worried about it, when Chuck

Liddell disrespected me I got pissed off, when I knocked him out I was happy, I proved the world wrong, I shut everyone up and believe me I loved every second of it,

even though the fight never lasted long.

Max Kellerman: after Liddell it just became knockout and Submission wins one after the other until you became the youngest UFC Champion at aged Nineteen, When you

finally got that belt how did you feel? How did the fact you were on top of the Heavyweight Division make you feel?

Cody Taylor: Felt amazing, I had beaten everyone worth beaten, I was holding that title that many dreamed of holding, I was on cloud nine, I went on to defend that

title three times before I left the UFC with the title undefeated.

Max Kellerman: Why exactly did you leave the UFC? you were the highest paid UFC star of all time, you broke records in pay per view buys, so why did you leave?

I chuckled slightly, everyone knew what happened between me and the UFC but I knew what they wanted me to say to boost their ratings.

Cody Taylor: Dana White screwed me over, he protected Cain Valasquez from getting his ass handed to him by me, and when Cain ducked the fight he tried to spin it to

make it look like I was ducking Cain, So I was pissed and told Dana to shove his contract up his ass, then I walked.

Max Kellerman: Why didn't you go to any other MMA Company?

Cody Taylor: Money, No one could offer me the money UFC had paid me, So It was time to move on for me.

Max Kellerman: So then you moved into wrestling, Who helped make the choice for you to get into the squared circle?

I smirked slightly at him.

Cody Taylor: you already know the answer to that, Ma Boy James Shark, He was doing big things in the sport and the sport was getting main stream attention, That's when

I jumped at the chance to get into the sport.

Max Kellerman: You have Won multiple Championship's in the sport of professional Wrestling, You have done it all in just a short period of time, what motivates you to

keep going even though you have nothing left to prove?

I continued to smirk at him as he asked me the question.

Cody Taylor: The Money, More Titles, Everything I want to hold more world titles than anyone else in the business, I want to make more money than anyone else in the

business, Trust me I have alot left to do before I finally hang up my boots and walk away from the sport of professional Wrestling for good.

Max Kellerman: What is Next for Cody Taylor? What will you do when You Finally hang up those boots and walk away?

Cody Taylor: The Final Chapter is yet to be written, Who knows what is next for me

As I finished Speaking I chuckled slightly before allowing a small grin to appear on my face.

Max Kellerman: What about the rumours of a boxing match between you and Vitali Klitschko, have you spoke to anyone about this or is it just rumours?

When He asked me the question I just smirked at him.

Cody Taylor: Who Knows Max, Like I said the final Chapter has yet to be written my friend, could happen, Might not happen who knows you'll just have to wait and see

Max extended his hand for me to shake

Max Kellerman: Well despite you being cryptic towards the end, it was a pleasure to talk to you.

I chuckled before shaking his hand.

Cody Taylor: The Pleasure was all mine Max.

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At Home With Adree
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After the HBO Interview I went straight home to spend some time with Adree, I kept leaving her on her own whilst I was away with work and I felt bad about it, She was

always there for me and it seemed like I was never there for her when she needed me, I felt bad So I though I would make it up to, so Naturally we had sex and now we

were just laying in the bed cuddling, it wasn't really my thing but she liked it and I'd do anything to keep her happy.

As we Lay there on the bed I felt Adree running her hands up and down my chest, It tickled slightly but I just had no emotion on my face as I looked up at the ceiling

thinking about todays Events, I could see Adree looking down at me from the corner of my eyes.

Adree Perez: Cody? Why did you ignore those questions about your childhood in the interview with HBO?

Cody Taylor: Because I didn't want to

I slowly rolled onto my side trying to ignore Adree, She knew I never spoke about my past because it was where it belonged the past.

Adree Perez: We have known each other how long? And you haven't spoken to me about it at all

I rolled my eyes slightly trying to ignore her, I didnt want to bring up the past.

Adree Perez: Cody Talk to me

Adree slowly put her hand on my shoulder and leaned forward resting her head on mine.

Cody Taylor: I don't want to talk about it, I already told you this, just drop it ok?

I slowly rolled out of the bed allowing Adree to crash face first into the mattress, I couldn't deal with her questions right now so I just had to walk away, but I

knew she would follow me, I slowly turned my head to watch her getting up and following after me, I just let out a huge groan.

Adree Perez: Cody why won't you just share with me? You know Everything about me.

I slowly turned around and narrowed my eyes at her.

Cody Taylor: Because I don't fucking want to talk about it, Jesus Christ, It's my business.

Adree just stood there looking at me with a shocked look on her face, I had never spoken to her like that before but she just kept pushing me till I snapped, I slowly

turned to walk away but the second I reached the staircase I just frozed, I didn't know what was going on, I kept looking down at the bottom of the stairs.

Cody Taylor: My Mom walked out on me when I was just a baby, She didn't care enough to stick around she just left me on my grand mothers door step and never thought

twice about me again.

Adree slowly lifted her head up and looked at me.

Cody Taylor: She's the reason I fight, Everytime I get in the ring I picture my opponent as her and I just take out all the anger I have, She is the reason I am the

way I am.

Adree slowly walked over to me and Hugged me tightly.

Adree Perez: Why have you never told me before?

Cody Taylor: Was MY Business, Just didn't want to talk about it, It just brings back painful memories.

Adree Perez: sorry I brought it all up again

Cody Taylor: It's aight, Fuck it Can't bottle that shit up forever ya dig?

Adree just chuckled slightly at me before kissing me on the lips gently.

Adree Perez: You are one of a Kind Cody, Seriously only you could go through all that and not give a shit.

I shrugged slightly at her then smiled.

Cody Taylor: Yo' know me Adree, I got my middle finger up to the world

Adree chuckled slightly before shaking her head at me

Adree Perez: That's why I love you though, But if you could open up some more That would be great.

I raised my eyebrow slightly at her request, I didn't know if she was serious or not.

Cody Taylor: Yo Fuck that shit, that shit Is weak as fuck doe.

Adree chuckled slightly at me, But I just kept my eyebrow raised at her.

Adree Perez: I was Joking Cody, Don't be so serious baby

I growled slightly but she Quickly smacked the lips on me and I forgot all about what she just said to me, I quickly lifted Adree up allowing her to wrap her legs

around me before carrying her into the bed room.

Adree Perez: More Training then?

I smirked slightly at her.

Cody Taylor: Yeah More Training baby

Adree kissed me again Passionatly as I layed her down on the bed.

Adree Perez: Clayton Wouldn't approve of this "Training" of yours

Cody Taylor: Clayton never approves of anything anyone does baby, that's why he is still a virgin

Adree chuckled slightly at What I just said about Clayton, I just smiled at her but my smile soon disappeared as my Cell Phone started ringing, I let out a huge groan.

Adree Perez: Ignore it.

Cody Taylor: It might Be Shey Shey, Her Idiot ass Might have got arrested again.

I leaned over and picked up my cell phone, I didn't recognize the number.

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Cody Taylor On U Stream
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"Yo Sup Swag Team, It's Yo Boy The one and Only Axe Murderer, fucking yo bitch whilst cashing ma checks that yo ass pays... So Yeah Should have been on earlier but was

bailing Shey Shey out of jail and shit, I swear that gyaldem is fucked in the mind yo but it's whatever and shit, Yall don't want to hear about Shey Shey, you

obviously here to listen to what I got to say about that bitch boy, whatever the fuck his name is Vince Vaughn, Vaughn Van Dam, Vaughn.. I just don't give a fuck what

his fucking name is, So Yeah I'm taking this mother fucking on in an Opening match up, Yeah you heard me right the OPENING MATCH, hang Yo head in shame SCW, mother

fucking dumb asses, Yall straight retarded and shit booking Cody Taylor in the opening match, You can tell Yall Indy Mother fuckers, cause no Main Stream Company in

their right mind going to book Cody Taylor in the opening match, Mark, Christian, You just made Casey Williams look like a fucking genius right now with your dumb ass

booking, Shame on You Hang Yo Head in shame Dumbass.

But Fuck it I'll make the best out of a bad situation and shit, I'll go out and end whatever the fuck his name is career, go backstage take a shit on Christian

Underwoods Desk and Tell him it's a present from Rage, and He'll lick it and shit cause you know he's into that, YO the fuck I'm high Ignore that shit, SERIOUSLY why

the fuck do I keep saying shit, shit is redic man.

Yo Vaughn, I heard you found Life, Was he in Thailand with one of them Ladies Boys and shit? Seriously who calls themselves Life, that's the dumbest fucking ring name

I ever heard, makes Steel Angel seem like a great Ring name, So I keep hearing Vaughn is a former world Champion, So I googled his ass and Nothing came up, I laughed

slightly, then I google myself cause its cool and shit, Then So Much stuff came up and I was like WOW Vaughn must be lying about being a world champion or maybe he won

the title in a backyard wrestling company and put it on youtube, who knows who actually cares? No One? Ok Wow Yes Hello No Fans for Vaughn, Poor Guy I'll let him have

ONE just ONE of my fans, just so he knows what it's like to have a fan, but seriously, Vaughn, Homie, Dog, Bitch, Dick Rider, Mother fucking Cum Stain baby yo' momma

scrapped yo' daddys spunk of the sheets and then made you, this is going to be the biggest match of your career, You go against Cody Taylor the greatest, the most

dominant, the Mother fucking WAR MACHINE... Dog no Line Just Saying War Machine like that gave me a hard on a shit, TWELVE INCHS ACHIEVED.


Yo Fuck this shit Imma Just talk about myself, No one gives a shit about Vaughn anyway, Like Seriously do you understand how Awesome I am? I take a shit and It smells

like Axe Body spray, I swear to good If I wasn't me I'd be so jealous and want to kill the mother fucker that is me, I'm so rich, so Good Looking, so successful, I'm

just better than Yall, Haters Be Mad? Haters can go get fucked in the Confidence Dungeon By Kana, Oh Yall know Rage gonna start hating cause he want's to get fucked in

the ass by Kana, Du Is one freaky mother fucker, yall hear him say Shark never knocked him out? Dog we all Seen it Superman Punch SWAG THE FUCK OUT, Bang Rage was out

Cold, not Even Christian Putting his dick in his face would have woke his ass up, Now Bitch Boy Casey Williams want's the same Treatment and shit, Casey Williams is a

bitch, Spike Staggs is a Bitch, Nick Jones is a Bitch, Matthew Kennedy is a Bitch, Aregnto's a Bitch, Blaque Hart is a Bitch, Tom Dudley is a bitch, Shit SCW is Full

Of Bitches, The Bombshells got more balls than all the guys I just Fucking Mention, but know who the biggest Bitches of them all is? Mark Ward and Christian Underwood,

Mother fuckers were to scared to sign me in the first place, Mother fuckers begged me not to show up in Japan cause they knew I'd Embarass Rage in front of the world,

Rage thought he was bad ass and got laid the fuck out, Mother fuckers are a joke, Dog I ain't playing no games no more, I'm going uncensored, Unscripted, All yall

Bored of Directors want me to do something you better get down on your knees and beg Son, Cause Swag Team Just Took over SCW.

This match might be the opening match but it's going to be more watchable than the main event, It's going to be remembered more than the main event, Why? Cause Imma a

mother fucking machine, You Line them Up Imma Knock them the fuck down, Mark Ward, Christian Underwood I'm going to be your worst nightmare, I'm going to make sure

when I'm Champion You two are going to be sitting in your office crying your eyes out like little bitches


Vaughn Be scared Dog, I feel bad and all Cause I'm going to seriously fuck you up and I ain't going to care about what state I leave you in, Why? Cause I'm Mister I

just Don't Give a Fuck, Imma Steal Yo Girl, Imma Steal yo Fans... wait you don't got any fans so that's out the window, Shit aint Personal Dog, It's Business and

you're in the way of ma Business.


Yo The Fuck? Did This Thing Even Record? Yo fuck You Mother Fucking UStream Try to troll me cause I'm high mother fucking, Dog UStream is so Gay somestimes"

OOC: Not My best Work, Actually not even Good Work by my standards, But forgot all about SCW till Shark Reminded me that Deadline was today, So this is what I could come up with in the past few hours.. Plus Im high So ya Enjoy