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TAXI!
« on: October 12, 2011, 11:48:38 AM »
 Inside a wooden looking hut, the camera focuses on a surf board, with a huge shark bite taken out of it. The camera spins around to see a man laying in a hammock inside the wooden hut. Another man bursts through the door of the hut.

Narly: Radical DUDE! Wake up!

Narly charges to where Radical is laying but trips over his own feet and falls over the hammock and over Radical, landing on the floor.

Narly: I'm ok! No damage.

Narly jumps to his his feet and shakes Radical, forcing him off the hammock and to the floor!

Radical: Dude! I was totally dreaming then!

Radical sits on the floor, rubbing his head

Radical: So not cool dude to wake me up.

Narly pulls Radical to his feet.

Narly: But dude, you gotta see this.

Radical looks at Narly with a quizical look on his face.

Radical: What dude of dudes?

Narly: Erm...

Narly starts patting down his own body, looking for something, but looking confused.

Narly: They were here a minute ago.

Narly looks around the floor, seeing some papers, his eyes light up as he scrambles on the floor, picking up the papers.

Narly: It's those contracts from that Christian... erm, Christian...

Radical: Underwood?

Narly looks down at his body.

Narly: Nah dude, it's just the way the wetsuit clings.

Radical bops his head smiling

Radical: Wang joke! Awesome.

The two try to high five but miss each other completely.

Narly: We so need to work on those high fives

Radical: Yeah we do!

The duo attempt to high five again, but Radical misses completely, and face palms Narly's forehead.

Narly: Dude! High fiving my head! Not awesome.

Radical: It's Radical!

Narly looks slightly confused

Narly: No dude, you're radical

Radical bops his head smiling widely

Radical: Yeah I am! I'm totally narly!

Narly looks confused at his tag team partners statement.

Narly: I thought I was Narly?

Radical: Sha! You so are dude!

Narly grins widely at Radical's comment.

Narly: I so am! So anyways, I got the contracts and all the fed info dude. I remember these guys. Hot Stuff Mark Ward and Christian run the place and they got that Jason Adams dude commentating.

Radical's eyes light up

Radical: Jason Adams? That dude was ultra smart!

Narly: Total genius! I like that guy!

Radical: Who else?

Narly: Matt Ward

Radical: I remember that dude, lots of scary muscles!

Narly: Synn

Radical: Just scary!

Narly: Misty

Radical: Haaaaaaaaaaawt!

Narly and Radical tilt their heads, as if to drift off in to a fantasy world. Both let out a simultanous sigh and shake their heads, looking back at each other.

Narly: Yeeeeeeeah!

Radical: So have they said who we're facing? Cause dude, we're in Hawaii, and I wanna know who we're facing in.... ugh... where's the show?

Narly: Vegas baby!

Radical: Awesome.... where?

Narly stares blankly at Radical

Narly: I don't know, we might need a map for this one.

Radical: Who are we facing? I like to know these thing.

Narly: You'll never remember dude, even if we wrote it down and superglued in to your lower twins, you'd never remember.

Radical: So true!

Narly: We're facing some dudes called Team Viagra.

Radical scratches his head as he stares are Narly.

Radical: As in the blue pill?

Narly nods with a grin.

Radical: Dude!

Narly: What?

Radical: GREATEST.... NAME.... EVER!

Narly grins wide

Narly: Yeah it is!!!

Radical and Narly attempt anothe high five but Narly facepalms Radical!

Radical: Ouch!

Narly: Sorry dude.

Radical: It's all good practice for when a fly lands on me and you have to get it.

Narly: Yeah it is!

Radical: So Team Viagra. Dude, it's gonna be so awesome to get in the ring again. It's felt like forever since we got to stand in front of a crowd and did some totally awesome moves.

Narly: Sha! We are gonna dazzle them with our awesomeness and super moves.

Radical: I so feel like Superman

Radical puts his arm out in front of him and balls his fists and puts them on his hips in a superman pose.

Narly: If you're Superman, who am I?

Radical: Ugh... Supergirl?

Narly's face changes to serious

Narly: Not cool dude.

Radical: Don't get your panties in a bunch.

Narly lowers his eyebrows

Narly: Still not cool!

Radical: Sha! It so is!

Narly pouts at Radical.

Narly: Head in the match!

Radical: But dude, I wanna watch Superman!

Narly: Ok, but then we gotta get going to Vegas, and beat Team Viagra

Radical smiles widely

Radical: Awesome! Hey dude

Narly: Yeah dude?

Radical: Think we can get a taxi to Vegas?

Narly rolls his eyes.

Narly: We're in Hawaii bro...

Radical raises his eyebrows, waiting for an answer

Narly: We can get anything in Hawaii!

Radical and Narly both smile as the scene fades out
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