The scene opens up with a shot of Bill and Bea Barnhart, and their English Bulldog Iris, relaxing in their hotel room near the Chartway Arena in Norfolk, Virginia. The assigned camera person is maneuvering their equipment to ensure he can easily get a shot of Bill, Bea, or Iris, when needed. When they are fully set up and ready to broadcast he asks Bill and Bea if they are ready to go live and they state that they are ready so the camera person focuses on Bill and Bea and they begin their comments concerning Bill’s match against Zayvion Lyons.
Bill: Hi and welcome to our hotel room where we are getting ready for my upcoming match against Zayvion Lyons on Sunday. Bea will be serving as my Manager for this match and she will be keeping an eye on things going on with this match as the Lyons family usually arranges interference in matches since they seem to have problems defeating opponents legally.
Bea: I am serving as Bill’s Manager for this match and I am there doing my legal responsibilities as his manager and to ensure that neither Zayvion doesn’t cheat or arrange for interference from his family members.
Bill: Now I know what everyone is thinking. You are thinking that after I fell off the ladder after a branch from a tree in our yard that I was trimming while we were at our home in Lawrenceville, Georgia, trimming the trees, that you think I am not ready to go in this match against Zayvion. Trust me that getting knocked off my ladder while trimming one of my trees didn’t cause the type of damage that would prevent me from being assigned to, and participating in, any type of match with any type of rules. If anyone watching thinks I am done serving as a wrestler in Sin City Wrestling you are wrong as you will find out on Sunday.
Bea: Great opening comments Bill.
Bill: I am going into my match against Zayvion Lyons at 6 feet 4 inches in height and 240 pounds in weight. Zayvion is coming into our match at 5 feet 2 inches and 214 pounds. This gives me a great advantage as I am 14 inches taller and 23 pounds heavier than Zayvion. While my height and weight advantage works in my favor the smaller size and weight of Zayvion works against him as he will have to work twice as hard to be able to get any type of advantage against me. I mean, come on, I feel as if I am wrestling a Midget.
Bea informs the camera person to wait a moment while she walks into the kitchen area and gets some drinks for herself, Bill, and the camera person, and some doggy biscuits for Iris. After Bea returns she hands drinks to Bill, and the doggy biscuits to Iris, and the camera person informs Bill the camera is running and Bill continues with his comments on his upcoming match against Zayvion Lyons.
Bill: Zayvion. . .Zayvion. . .Zayvion. . .I am surprised that you accepted the assignment to wrestle me at this upcoming Climax Control event. If I was the one giving up 14 inches in height and 23 pounds of weight to my opponent I would be wondering if I would be able to last long enough to keep the match going for at least 10 minutes. But, no, Zayvion, although I have faced some of the largest wrestlers in the wrestling ring…never in my long wrestling career did I ever back down from accepting those matches. I just went into the match and performed exceptionally well and defeated the majority of those larger opponents.
Bea: The same goes with me Zayvion. I have yet to back down from any opponent and not do the match. I am watching you to see if you will play the coward and back down from this match against Bill.
Bill: Zayvion I know of an extremely popular wrestler who was small compared to the regular group of wrestlers in all of the Wrestling Federations he worked in. Although he had a disadvantage in height it made up for the size disadvantage and worked quickly in the ring allowing him to get the advantage on even very large and quick opponents. I will not give you the full name of that wrestler but the name Rey may inform you of who I am talking about. Yes he was a great wrestler. Yes he was quick in the ring. Yes he was great with maneuvers he used to leap off the ropes, or other items, giving him the advantage against all opponents. I assure you, Zayvion, that when I get done with you and I win our match you will be laying on the mat hurting immensely from the beatdown I gave you in our match. You can cry. . .you can whine. . .you can complain. . .all you want but nothing you can do after I have defeated you in our match will change the outcome that I won the match and you lost the match.
Bea: May I make a few more comments Bill?
Bill: Of course!
Bea: Earlier in our comments I stated what my position consists of when I am serving as Bill’s Manager. Since most of the members of the Lyons family are cheaters and often get their family members to interfere in matches that Bill is involved in I am here to lay down the law to them. Zayvion if any of the Lyons family members interfere in Bill’s match against you I will ensure that the Referee for the match immediately disqualify you and gives Bill the win. If the Referee of your match decides not to officiate properly I will take that item up with Management and ensure that the Referee involved will either get suspended or fired. And, Zayvion, if you don’t want to watch your family members who interfere in your match to try to screw Bill out of his win get the hell beat out of them, then I suggest you strictly follow the rules of your match with Bill because if you cheat, and your family interferes in the match to try to screw Bill our of his win, most of you are likely to end up in a hospital room to recover from the beatdown you will receive. Understand? I damn sure hope you understand!
Bill: Well, Bea, it is time for us finish with our comments with a song from a long time ago that is very fitting for me as a wrestler facing Zayvion Lyons this weekend.
Bea: I know which song that is and I am aware that you edited the words of the song to fit your wrestling match. Before you present your edited version of this classic song by Jim Croce I would like to allow the fans to know the original wording.
After Bea states she will show the original wording of Jim Croce’s song YOU DON’T MESS AROUND WITH JIM she leans over to a boom box and starts the play on the original Jim Croce song then Bill will present his modified version of YOU DON’T MESS AROUND WITH JIM. The original song starts to play and we listen to the words of the song.
Uptown got it's hustlers
The Bowery got it's bums
42nd street got big Jim Walker
He's a pool shootin' son of a gun
Yeah, he's big and dumb as a man can come
But he's stronger than a country hoss
And when the bad folks all get together at night
You know they all call big Jim "Boss, " just because
And they say
"You don't tug on Superman's cape
You don't spit into the wind
You don't pull the mask off that old lone ranger
And you don't mess around with Jim"
Well, outta south Alabama came a country boy
He said, "I'm lookin' for a man named Jim
I am a pool shootin' boy, my name's Willie McCoy
But down home, they call me Slim
Yeah, I'm lookin' for the king of 42nd street
He drivin' a drop top Cadillac
Last week, he took all my money
And it may sound funny but I come to get my money back"
And everybody say, "Jack, uh, don't you know
And you don't tug on Superman's cape
You don't spit into the wind
You don't pull the mask off that old lone ranger
And you don't mess around with Jim"
Well, a hush fell over the pool-room
Jimmy come boppin' in off the street
And when the cuttin' were done
The only part that wasn't bloody was the soles of the big man's feet
Yeah, he was cut in in 'bout a hundred places
And he was shot in a couple more and you better believe
They sung a different kind of story when big Jim hit the floor
Now they say
"You don't tug on Superman's cape
You don't spit into the wind
You don't pull the mask off that old lone ranger
And you don't mess around with Slim"
Yeah, big Jim got his hat
Find out where it's at
And it's not hustlin' people strange to you
Even if you do got a two-piece custom-made pool cue
Yeah, you don't tug on Superman's cape
You don't spit into the wind
You don't pull the mask off the old lone ranger
And you don't mess around with Slim
With the original version of Jim Croce’s song YOU DON’T MESS AROUND WITH JIM we watch as Bill Barnhart stands up to inform us that he will give a short version of the original song that related to his match against Zayvion Lyons and gives a presentation of the song as he modified it for his match against Zayvion Lyons.
Bill:
Uptown got it's hustlers
The Bowery got it's bums
Sin City Wrestling has big Bill Barnhart
And he’s a great wrestling son of a gun
Yeah, he's big and tough as a man can come
And he's stronger than a country horse
And when his friends get together
You know they all call big BILL the “BOSS”
And they say
You don't tug on Superman's cape
You don't spit into the wind
You don't pull the mask off that old lone ranger
And you don't mess around with Bill
Bill stops his song at this point in the song because he has already stated what he wanted to have stated. He looks over at Bea and Bea turns the music off.
Bill: I did my presentation using part of the song from Jim Croce to make my point. I made my intentions known. I made it clear to everyone, especially you Zayvion, that I don’t take crap from anyone and even more so from you. I am looking forward to my match with you this weekend and winning the match by beating you down so hard that you will never request a match against me again. See you on Sunday, Zayvion, if you still have the courage to enter the ring and face off against me. HAR HAR HAR!!!
Bea: Oh, Bill, you are so direct and to the point.
Bill: My final comment to Zavion is simple. Zavion you present yourself as if you are a Pit Bull dog when the fact is that you are a Chihuahua who is trying to be something that you are not. I have this mental image of a very tiny Chihuahua dog who runs into a Pit Bull ring and starts a fight with the Pit Bull dog. The image I get in my mind is watching the over-confident and tiny Chihuahua quickly getting their ass kicked then thrown out of the Pit Bull ring. You are the pathetic and over-confident Chihuahua dog and I am the brave and bold Pit Bull dog. Zayvion you just have to deal with reality because I am the reality.
As Bill goes into a laughing fit the camera person places their camera into a slow fade to black and then the camera goes off and our screen goes dark.
