Logan had done it, he had won the SCW Roulette Title for a third time by defeating Ryan Keys at Legoland, California and his defence against Zayvion Lyons was on the horizon! But first? He had another rematch on his hands as he was taking on HB Carter! Since their last meeting Carter had lost the World Heavyweight Title to Alexander Raven in a brutal match and this was in fact Carter’s first match back! Can Logan win?
Europa Park, Rust, Germany
Wednesday the 1st of April 2026 11:00am
Unfortunately for the world at large? My reign is no joke,
While my first two reigns were short (and in the first case, stolen from me) my third reign shall last! And I will soon make an example out of a former World Heavyweight Champion.
HB Carter is a wounded soul, he has lost the very title he held when we first faced off and I am serving as his first opponent since that Three Stages of Hell Match at Blaze of Glory and while this is non-title? I am taking this as seriously as any title match.
A fellow Go Gym Graduate deserves no less.
”Where has your older sister gotten to?” I asked Brooke and my girlfriend looked up from her phone before realizing that we hadn’t seen the older of the twin sisters since Breakfast. ”We saw her at Breakfast, did we not?”
”She that she was going to have a vid chat with Zara over WhatsApp but they don’t take this long.” Brooke nodded in agreement as the beautiful redhead shifted her weight. ”Maybe she got caught up checking shitposts on TikTok since, you know, it’s April Fool’s Day.”
”The internet has diluted the meaning of this day and you know it Brooke.” I commented as I shook my head and Brooke quickly nodded in agreement as she glanced around. ”For one thing it’s supposed to last until noon, not the whole day!”
”Yeah well, the internet’s also done that to Black Friday but I don’t think anyone’s complaining about that losing meaning.” Brooke responded before she got her text messages up. ”I’ll send Marissa a text but knowing my luck she’ll show up any second now!”
”Hey guys! Sorry I’m late.” Marissa called out to us as the beautiful brunette woman ran up. Sporting the twins’ natural hair colour as always. ”But I just got off the phone with a big German sponsor.”
”Since when could you speak German?” Brooke asked with a raised eyebrow and if this was a joke? Marissa had one hell of a poker face. ”I thought your main languages were sarcasm, dry wit, and English?”
”And it’s still healthier than Logan’s languages: maniacal ramblings, blood oaths and deranged Australian, besides, a girl can have hobbies!” Marissa commented dryly and that one actually got a laugh out of Brooke. ”Anyway! The company wants you to film a promo spot right here in the park and support you in your endeavours against Carter and Zayvion.”
It was at that point that I noticed that Marissa had something tucked under her arm this whole time. ”Let me see that!” I responded and Marissa handed me over the paper.
“Mommy, look, local metalheads!” A child called out to us and while we were metalheads, we weren’t local.
”Me and my twin sister are American and he’s Australian! We’re not local!” Brooke called back while Marissa seemed amused by the whole thing. ”At least that kid got the metalheads part right!”
”Given how big metal is in Germany? I’m surprised it took two days for that to happen.” Marissa commented dryly as she folded her arms. ”Or that no one’s recognized us from the SCW crew for that matter!”
”I’ll do it!” I declared and Marissa practically beamed with excitement when she heard that. ”What do they require me to do?”
”First you need to get changed, they sent over a costume pre-emptively.” Marissa explained as she motioned in the direction of our hotel. ”You go ahead, I’ll meet you there!” Marissa added and I walked off, Marissa turned to Brooke once I was out of earshot. ”Oh my god, that actually worked!”
”Just tell me one thing sis.” Brooke commented as she leaned back in her chair. ”It’s not a costume of THAT German leader, right?”
”Give me some credit, the joke would be too obvious and I’m not out to get him in trouble with the local police.” Marissa responded as she shook her head. ”Besides, what costume shop worth their salt would sell THAT costume anywhere, much less Germany?”
”Good point!” Brooke conceded before they went off to find me.
My time is at hand!
Elsewhere in the park, Europa Park, Rust, Germany
Wednesday the 1st of April 2026, 13:00pm
It took us a couple of hours but we finally found a suitable filming location for this promo spot.
Marissa was filming and if the sight of a stunning woman in a cropped tank top and skinny jeans wasn’t drawing any attention? The hot dog costume I was wearing did.
”I am Logan Hunter and I am here to announce that I am proud to sponsor Klaus’s Big Wieners!” I declared as I read from the script that Marissa had provided me and Brooke was barely containing her laughter. ”If you want a big wiener inside you? Just visit Klaus and he will fulfil your every desire! Boy I sure love gobbling on wieners, bigger the………” I was at that point that I realized that I had been had and the fact that the twins were dying off laughter was not helping. ”Marissa!”
”APRIL FOOLS!” Marissa declared with a big grin and I just glared at the twenty year old woman. ”Oh come on! it was funny.”
”You are lucky that I need you for your managerial services!” I growled before removing the ridiculous costume (and yes, I had clothing on underneath) and Marissa stopped filming at that point. ”And that this isn’t happening before my first defence.”
”Technically it is.” Brooke corrected me as she folded her arms. ”Because the match with Zayvion isn’t until Into the Void!”
”I don’t care!” I insisted before leading the two women away. ”This holiday is a joke anyway!”
”I mean, jokes are the point of April Fools.” Brooke reminded me as the two sisters trailed behind me. ”It’s not like the joke was that I was pregnant or anything like that!”
”Do not joke about that!” I snapped at Brooke as I turned to the younger of the twins. ”I am not ready!”
”Guess what? Neither am I!” Brooke responded before she turned to Marissa. ”What about you Mari?”
”I am not ready to become an aunt before I’m old enough to drink alcohol in the US!” Marissa responded as she quickly shook her head. ”So how about we just leave it at that?”
”Agreed! Now let’s go pick a location for my promo!” I insisted and the twins nodded before following me.
Soon Carter, very soon.
Europa Park, Rust, Germany
Wednesday the 1st of April 2026m 16:00pm
*promo time*
Here we go.
”The Roulette Championship is mine again and I assure you that I will be a long reigning champion.” I stated as I slung the title over my shoulder and Brooke walked alongside me. ”But before I reach my first challenger Zayvion Lyons I must contend with a man who has just been to hell and back and is, in fact, wrestling me in his first match back.
But I must ask you Carter, how fully healed are you really?” I asked as I looked at the camera. ”Because Alexander Raven put you through hell and while I desire to shake his hand for a job well done? A job of my own is at hand for I must capitalize on any lingering damage from that match!”
Brooke grinned as she chimed in.
”Oh Carter, when will you learn?” Brooke scoffed as she looked at her nails. ”Stepping into the lion’s den will only get you hurt and I’m not talking about Zayvion’s extended family either! Logan has momentum on his side because the Roulette Title is his again and you can’t stop him!
And before I forget: bring Tempest out again and I’ll file a complaint with management!” Brooke added as she glared at the camera. ”When I help Logan win it’s because I am doing my job as a manager and I will not stand to be powerbombed by a big Hawaiian! Don’t like it? I don’t give a shit!”
I chimed in again.
”Put simply Carter, you are now a king without his throne and I am your first obstacle on the path to getting there!” I added as I folded my arms. ”Unfortunately for you Carter, fortune is not on your side because with me as a champion and you without gold? The scenario is simple.
The tyrant takes the helm!” I added as I made a fist. ”And this Sunday? I will conquer all!”
It’s that simple.
”Last time you won because Tempest interfered, this time? No such luck will befall you Carter.” I added as I held up the SCW Roulette Championship, ”For you see Carter? I hold all the power this time and I will do everything necessary to secure my win over a former World Heavyweight Champion for it is the Divine Right of Kings!”
And with that I decided to wrap things up.
”So it has been written, so it has been foretold! Woe to the vanquished, for the lives of former champions searching for purpose shall never be mourned! Carter?” I asked before holding up my title. ”I COMMAND THEE KNEEL! YOU ARE THE FIRST TO STAND BEFORE MY THRONE AND YOU WILL FALL! And as you embrace oblivion I shall claim my divine right!”
Marissa turned off he camera as the scene fades.
